CHRISTMAS AGAINST HUMANITY (Board AF)

we're playing the one game today that makes every holiday better with family guys against humanity that's true yeah we're all going to have ten white cards old okay so we're gonna pull a black card and would you like those buffalo wings mild hot four blank mmm so we'll all play a white card that we think is the best answer to said black card and then you will choose who gets that point in my day all we needed to pass the time was [ __ ] all right did you say that anyway I have a clean mouth sir if you don't know what cards against your enemies this is gonna be really offensive so turns out my spirit animal is a sex goblin with a carnival kiss this enemy nastiness throws knives cousin destroying her own dem titties or somebody else's having problems with out-of-this-world bazongas try I'm sure you have a sommore Scott Merry Christmas and a holiday for awful tell all those Happy Holidays north and happy for they are in this Christmas habit right it's okay hey this year Hanukkah and Christmas are one so we can all have happy holidays together is that's impossible yeah there's a crossover it's like the greatest crossover city nights hey everybody before we jump into that we have our friends from SourceFed here and you guys could be having some roast beast you guys could be having some yams opening presents but instead you were here without me wine yeah that's a that's a how the Grinch Stole Christmas reference get cultured yo we have no Alfred Molina and we have Whitney more yes what's funny is that your audience doesn't know my real name Thanks we have Phillip Molina Alfred Molina is a great actor who is in such movies as spider-man 2 and identity name two more not you name two more I didn't know see you thank you very much for spending Christmas with us hey thanks for having us and thank you today is Christmas for for taking a few minutes away from the awkwardness that is Christmas uh and then celebrating with us we're happy to be here with you and uh we're playing the one game today that makes every holiday better with family cards against humanity' no I refuse the flat for what you just said what no it's you have you ever played cards against humanity' for the first time with your grandma oh my god I love it yeah there's love this game you get them a little tipsy because all it is is like they see the word dick and then they're like ah so bad whiplash for Thanksgiving with my family and my dad was just constantly writing so many dirty answers I'm freaked out people's I mean it's dirty for him is like name name a new seventh inning tradition for baseball and here at the seventh-inning jerk off my mom is always cool Steve I'm almost like you clean whatever yeah if I was your dad I would have just wrote banging your mom and crazy begins humanity has a bunch of crazy expansions but we will be playing with the Christmas expansion the Jewish expansion rumors extension war the values independence yes so we're all gonna have ten white cards so I'll let you guys get ten there you guys get ten there and you know IP attends here and then Molina will be going first all right remind us how to do what we do so we're gonna pull a black card and then you're the judge for this round so we'll all play a white card that we think is the best answer to said black card and then you will choose who gets that point we'll do this a few times around or until we and then will you that's what game for a business alright kids these days with their iPods and their internet my day all we needed to pass the time was blank if you don't know what cards against humanity' is this is gonna be really offensive so mildly offensive you've heard worse on our cheap shot you might hear the [ __ ] word enough improvise jokes we got scripted one kids these days with their iPods in their internet and my day all we needed to pass a time was self flagellation which is that whipping yeah yeah what everything what those making yourself part really bad she was yeah I'm sorry brush I really love the character of joven yeah that character of Joey and my day all we needed to pass the time was [ __ ] alright did you say that anyway you love that word me I have a clean mouth sir I thought she was been something else also what's your sweater say my sweater says hail Satan in the style of Lisa Frankie invited for human people Don said what is your saying oh that's a mine is based off of an old Batman comic book cover except it's Santa Claus and it's got a dead elf and beer and liquor on the ground he also he has like the the screens that he watches children on and all the kids are said to you're watching this on Christian don't worry his sweater transcends the holidays as does mine yeah anytime you know in my day all we needed to pass the time was my boyfriend stupid penis ah let's do my portrait don't like splendid these days with their iPods in their internet and my day all we needed to pass the time was Jill that's your question how many activities can you do with justice alright well that's wrong you got out there's a loner and I don't want to hear about us I want to hear about all the things but you just love me you can make a whole entire baby you can blow bubbles with a straw that's impressive we're gonna make some arts and crafts use it as mod podge you see what is one thing you can't do which is put it on the Chia head you can really hurt her or someone like you're doing it you probably could do you always had it on your hand you could suffocate you know it means mostly your head and doing your word dark why don't we move on yep I'm just answering one of those days I'm gonna be a gentleman over here and answer the lady's question yeah I - yeah we are school kids these days with their iPods Internet and my day all we needed to pass the time was badass ha ha ha ha sad ass nice I'm self-revelation [ __ ] my boyfriend's penis oh no so I'm a woman stupid penis and finches I mean I feel like jizz really earned its spot yeah they got the biggest loser the one I was offended by the Jets yeah that was an act come to the mind meeting in his zoo action comedy challenge Adam must fend off ninjas while also dealing with blank changes mm-hmm wins again in his new action comedy Jackie Chan must stand up ninjas while also dealing with Denzel oh no I'm guessing with Denzel Washington does not verify I mean about Excel thank you there's got nothing about it while on the dealing with going around punching people ha ha ha wait a second waiting exactly Jackie Chan must spend up ninjas while also dealing with Western standards of beauty oh that's really Oh Mike is a lot of his movies Jackie Chan he's Asian that's gross really like the thing that's a thing yeah come on up here I like that while also dealing with an interracial handshake that is a fun business yet until Russia at rush hour India's new action comedy Jackie Chan must stand up ninjas while also dealing with gift wrapping a lot hamster hmm like that one yeah like it keeps getting away and has to put it back in place is around punching people make it uh yeah it's a fun oh nice uh I like gift wrapping a live hamster yeah I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus turns out my sweet animal is blank turns out my spirit animal is a sex goblin with a carnival penis carnival I you know a carnival does that mean this penis throws knives I'm sorry I would've loved rotate I'd really weird and a controller a random guy Simon like grenades around that's exactly what I wasn't that my friends at my shirt animal is the entire Internet oh great car turns out my spirit animal is samuel l.jackson that would be kind of it don't flatter yourself turns out my spirit animal is mall Santa hey it's Christmas time but Christmas thing I went to the desert and ate of the Peabody characters turns out my sweet animal is the black half of Barack Obama - hi um I do like your loved ones do any drawing penis-illin when you guys were thinking when you heard cuz we figured it out I want to know if your guys's a vision of a car with penises the same as our vision I figure like when it like pops up is you always have like drop moment in porn uh so like it drops out and then it just starts going in circles like that part of it I pictured a penis shaped like a ferris wheel okay if you mix those together you got the right answer I didn't hate headed penis that rotates or Y says conjoined penises we're not thinking like it it travels and spreads disease it smells like caramel corn and alcohol I'm cool as much as it is now descriptive I think we go with the black half of Barack Obama because um my spirit animal just is all about like spreading hope and it gets done you know people want things know that like another month right black cat Barack Obama gets it Oh animal is an African man and what did you bring for show and tell [Music] hmm and what did you bring for a show-and-tell doodoo and what did you bring for show and tell important news about Taylor Swift I can't did you bring for show and tell the part of Anne Frank's diary where she talks about her vagina yeah that's real after 15 it's true what she talked about just gonna do that interest as any we'll healthy teenage young woman it so much to explore is you're also a tedious young young woman he recently found his clitoris relation you can't have a conversation with Gisela I immediately lost it why are you J rating in your chair unrelated and what did you bring for show and tell a constant need for validation oh isn't that true uh-huh that boy can I just like walks anything and what did you bring for show and tell 10 incredible facts about the anus that actually sounds like a well-written report yeah I'm obsessed how you're going to do the show portion of that times like a lot the anus produces no lubricant that's one it's four unless it's crying listen you use more muscles to poop than you do to smile and usually you only use a few months as a smile you use like a hundred no isn't it to frown it takes it takes more muscles to frown than it takes Oh sitting on one right now y-yeah literally uh your mom's is awesome boom restaurants use a pig butt holes as calamari that's true laughter I realize hey when you order calamari more a great big everywhere they go to this factory where they sell like frozen calamari but it's all pig buttholes and it tries it side by side with real calamari he's like that's the same and the fig is in the room and he looks at you I gotta give it to do do ya know your audience you gotta know your this is where I go at a low-hanging poop yeah I like this one all right and would you like those buffalo wings mild hot or blank mmm no no would you like those buffalo wings mild hot I'm just gonna alter the card slightly so it makes sense and would you like those buffalo wings mild hot or with lots and lots of abortions and would you like those buffalo wings mild hot or with seeing things from Hitler's perspective okay guys come on can we fishing some pillows would you like those buffalo wings mild hot or on September 11th 2001 Oh reminding laughing oh these are all so dark and would you like this buffalo wings mild hot or with being paralyzed from the neck down oh good one to Brighton and would you like those buffalo wings mild hot or with demolishing that asks like a Palestinian village what way is that I gotta go with the demolishing that asked one because it actually makes sense because it's so hot that it demolishes your bubble with hot pips yes miss explosive but this one is saying you can melt steel beams this one money might argued with that thank you Oh your daughter should meet my son that's it she has a brother Oh your daughter should meet my son he loves to give to charity he loves blank and did I mention he's a doctor ah chuckling my boy yeah have you met my son joven oh he gives to charity he loves Whoopi Goldberg and then I mentioned he's a doctor resistor r2 to the station train he gives to charity he loves my sex dungeon did I mention with a doctor yeah it's a charity he loves child support payments I'm kind of sweet he gives to charity he loves bouncing up and down six okay he gives to charity he loves ejaculating inside another man's wife I kind of like this one because it's sort of like passive-aggressive like she was like my son was he just [ __ ] up another family and she's like getting back at me like that um you know what I'm gonna give it to bouncing I really mean I was getting your your set your humor line I was like the see family and says doesn't really know he bounces OH Tickle Me Tickle ah don't forget beginning this week casual Friday will officially become blank Friday hey you guys don't forget beginning this week casual Friday will officially become whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about Friday this week casual Fridays officially becoming never having sex again Friday officially this week casual Friday becomes BUTT STUFF Friday only Friday officially this week casual Friday becomes slowly easing down onto a cucumber Friday the whole company oh this Friday casual Friday officially becomes figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin Friday Oh every Friday Friday you never figure it out no does that guy got you Mike I knew it but I got killed by the guy he was trying to have sex with a dolphin eager to have sex with her or have sex the sex is done upon him um it was illegal whatever it was that dolphins on blowhole sets yeah yes yeah like a battery because not true yeah and they get day together too that's right there's a great more series yeah game we don't like getting day with dolphins it's called green porno aren't they the only other mammal to have is no sex for pleasure yeah yeah cuz I've seen a bear go to town on himself mouths you oh that's just it's a bear at this very Christmas a little girl and she just looking at a bear to do if you like what's he doing and he just takes his dick out as well Friday is now becoming slowly easing down on yeah I'm pretty good I thought I had it with bud stuff Friday until that one was read good I like it kinda how you make pickles like you lack energy does this sometimes feel like the whole world is blank Zoloft I like my answer that's all that matters to me here you'll do do you like energy does it feel like the whole world is blank does it feel like the whole world is a disappointing salad like now I sometimes feel like the whole world is the Grinch's musty [ __ ] ain't felt Oh show me I think I'm Grinch and I think of joven and now I think I'm also a little ginger that's his Pelt which is the people talk I don't know black energy does it sometimes feel like the whole world is shapes and colors I think it is yeah so very much should say no matter what Zola does it sometimes feel like the whole world is the all-new Nissan % APR financing no I like that the all-new Nissan Pathfinder oh I mean I gotta stick with the first one a disappointing salad yeah with a Nissan and I get it full of a Whitney you guys are very funny very funny people I am laughing I don't know wait are you I can't tell if you're real sorry and if I don't have any points here did you like regular and there's even a joke sue I'm not like the rest of you I'm too rich and busy for blank all right lay man on joven it works everything works that's all I'm not like the rest of you I'm too rich and busy for reading the entire end user License Agreement thank you that is something way too rich and busy for girls that always be texting girls I did be careful how are your other texts I don't have let's hear get mean okay I think the more recently brought a foot yeah it's almost as races at that time that you kept referring to them as poop colored human what kind of person he also he doesn't know who a black person is you just guessed Drake you're nothing like Drake why well that it's not Andre that is not me I'm too rich in busy for a cup was also a dog nobody's too bad no matter how rich I am I'm always gonna see how that pans out I'm too good shoot and busy for the boring vagina sex vagina like maybe we're having some I'm too rich and busy for cancer oh sorry works yeah ladies and gentlemen a true fact I was too rich and busy for Kansas a guy that's a rich so yeah I wasn't rich you're busy I'm rich and I'm on the board yeah I know Oh Whitney suck it oh but like metaphorically that don't prefer to take charge oh this is a double ayat I am become blank destroyer of blank I am become wait top ones on the box top one is on the box top ones in the bottom top ones on the bottom coffins on the bottom Kevin's not here Kevin's not here which would I am become Neil Diamond's great it's his destroyer of ELQ come nothing back destroying that of it at all is a bunch of servants chocolate I just shopping and all coming is like watch do a little over I am become my hot cousin destroyer of damn titty I'm become such a big boy oh go screaming like people started off all good I am become some kind of Birdman destroyer of a tiger that killed my family should go father as a family I am become the secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction destroyer of one unforgettable night of passion I become such a boy there's a true king boy big boy it's great cuz that's how he would say it who becomes such a I gotta give it to destroyer dem titties yes it's really oh it's such a big boy I had nothing to follow it up with destroying her own dem titties or somebody else's yeah cuz of you a guy like girls caring up in that reality do you have a hot cousin he's not watching the show it's okay everyone's a hot cousin no but I'm taking applications I don't know I'm judging all of you having problems with blank dry blank I like it already having problems with out-of-this-world bazongas try unsheathing my massive or Scott one having problems without it first round is like Christmas Angas which hasn't happened in like 10 years no one's ever said that and they're out of this world yeah there's your ex try this again let's try that yeah Merry Christmas boys with a straight face having problems with out-of-this-world bazongas try unsheathing my massive horse [ __ ] like taking it out presenting it unsheathing every class you do okay therefore the unsheathing having problems with generally having no idea what's going on try stuffing a child's face with fun until he starts having fun wait it's under the chat space blood fun dip trademark and TM you're having problems with having sex on top of the pizza it's never our no trash all over the floor like a bad bad girl having problems with YouTube comments oh haha try crippling social anxiety doesn't help oh yeah the world guide Giulio makes it work yeah I feel like that would have been flipped having problems with no clothes on penis and vagina no clothes on penis in vagina having problems with no clothes on penis and vagina sex try a self microwaving burrito yeah buddy alright there's there's just no contest out-of-this-world bazongas in a massive way oh my god are you having problems with out-of-this-world bazongas give me your most creative cards because behind every powerful man is blank right behind every powerful man is no longer finding any cards against humanity' card funny ah behind every powerful man is a little bit schmutz right there mud schmutz looks might look a little that is implying is ever behind every powerful man is a Jewish mom yeah that Gandhi behind every powerful man is Prince Ali fabulously Ali Ababwa nice oh you ruined the end above one behind every pebble man is a pile of squirming in a good way very well Oh sounds scary to me behind every powerful man is gay aliens yeah when I was a lien it's like there are points here on the table but guess what it's good damn Christmas we all win is always going to brush holy thanks for everything you all lose cuz we're working on losers Thank You game to Philip and Whitney for something like oh but where can we where can we follow you guys where can we buy your shirts on Twitter you can't buy my shirt but you can chat with me at fimo and you can buy chars sweatshirts at for human peoples calm guys check the description there's a 50% chance there'll be a link in there this might think you can find me at tweet anymore and at SourceFed with this sweet boy and also had metal sucks if you like metal music metal news nobody does so much you made our show at least 40% Conyers hey did you guys notice that there was a mistletoe above us this whole time oh this is how we end everything it's worse but it's really nice my husband Borneo little worm it's what we should play next also who do you want to have here on the show playing some board games card games all those other games here yeah yeah all right till the next time boy then thanks to the guys from SourceFed nerd for stopping by for this video if you want to see us play cash and guns go ahead and click on the video to the left or if you want to see something special just for you click on 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Channel: Smosh Games

Views: 1,041,211

Rating: 4.9271536 out of 5

Keywords: cards against humanity, cards against humanity funny moments, funny moments, dark humour, party game, fun game, cards, board games, card games, christmas games, tabletop, cards against humanity watch it played, watch it played, smosh, smosh games, board af, lasercorn, mari smosh, jovenshire

Id: TpiRNQZdSPw

Length: 28min 59sec (1739 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 25 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/ssflaaang]

And they crushed it.

[u/tennseventeen]

this one with joe was pretty good too