CHOOSING BEGGARS #9

preferred qualifications we'd like for you to have at least a master's degree minimum salary 15.29 per hour nice i don't know where this is if this is like some really low cost place then it might be good but i'm pretty sure a master's degree takes a while to get everyone my name is jake and welcome to choosing biggers where if i was to put like a paypal link at the bottom of the video and say you have to donate if you want to watch this video if you don't you just you're just an awful person that's that's a choosing beggar and those people actually exist believe it or not like like people are actually like that that's crazy let's watch for context uni days is a website that gives students discounts from certain online retailers in the uk hon if you go lower i'll literally buy today 25 included delivery then it's a 90 pound sweatshirt which is basically brand new the highest i can pay you is 23 pounds as i'm a student hun really want this though uh i'm not freaking uni days why if you really want it two pounds more for a 90 pound that's not much you can tell they're just like oh if i say 23 i'm gonna so get it for 24. oh this is gonna be such a good deal i'm so gonna negotiate it's like no no you're not looking for a very detail-oriented calm confident direct and good communicator whom possess a good sense of humor you must be a in brackets volunteer female driver with a vehicle in almost perfect condition a small suv type vehicle not a car ss this is the type of vehicle i'm doing the test in you must possess an impeccable driving record an impeccable patience and knowledge for g license hwy driving and have ability for practical communications read driving skills it would be great if you'd be a bit of a perfectionist as a driver but calm lol i am in need of a volunteer and your vehicle to take me out onto the hwys for eight one to one point five hour sessions between now and september 1st 2020 ah well uh no no that's not happening free canon printer was given to us also free of charge we never got around to setting it up free pick up um if i come to get it so far away it will cost 30 dollars petrol can you pay that please i don't understand these people like why why are you even trying i feel like men should spend a thousand dollars minimum on the first date hmm what place costs a thousand dollars for a first date like do you want me to pay your rent for them for the first date that doesn't sound very exciting in my opinion my co-worker is delusional af i took a shift that she usually works and she asked me how will i send her the money i made since it's her shifts update she was being serious called my supervisor on me and said i'm withholding her funds and that i told her i'd beat her i was low-key just playing but what la mao wow so i come to find out she did the same thing to two of my other co-workers and they actually gave her the money everybody an idiot she had the right one when she asked me to give her the money i worked for my supervisor said so everybody dum-dum except me my supervisor said we never would have known if you didn't tell her you'd beat her but for asking dumb questions thank you miss kite mao i didn't even know what to think i don't even know who's stupider here like the person who thinks oh you worked my shift so i need to get the money or the person that paid her the the two people that paid it for it i need to say something and i'm sorry if it hurts your feelings i understand better than anyone how much the closing of bars and restaurants is affecting our bank accounts and bills but if you're sitting at home applying for unemployment and whining how you're so screwed you deserve to lose everything grow up get off your lazy butt go stock shelves at a grocery store do construction work fast food deliver with uber nothing in life is free stop expecting freaking handouts and make stuff happen ah end of rant oh wait not end of run a lot of people here are in the same boat so i do not want to sound like i'm worse off however with the stock market crash my nest egg has been decimated and now my main source of income has been shut down for 30 days by florida's governor i believe closed mouths don't get fed and it never hurts to try something like this i still work part-time at subway and i'm trying day labour but my bills i've stupidly accumulated far outweigh my income at this point just trying to stay afloat for this month without losing anything i've worked so hard to achieve oh wait i didn't even notice creating a fundraiser yikes jake iphone 8 plus plus 750 dollars yes would you like to meet hi would it be possible if i can trade my iphone 7 plus 64 gigabytes with this is less than a year old and no scratches i was hoping i can get a phone for my mom for her birthday that is next week she is also in the hospital so she would be so happy to get one but we come from a low income family so i can't buy her one but i was really hoping if you could do a trade uh no i won't trade my iphone 8 plus to your iphone 7 but hey i have an iphone 6 that's in mint condition just a year old do you want to trade with that i'm sorry but my iphone has more value than the six i'm sorry but my iphone has more value than the seven what he just doesn't respond 100 we're selling a sewing machine and had this conversation 55 pounds for a john lewis jl mini sewing machine in red hi i know this has been up for a while are you willing to take offers hi what did you have in mind um 10 pounds uh no not that low there is one on ebay in mint condition for 20 pounds so i think that is fair okay then buy that one yeah your tactic doesn't work and also i see this quite often like going oh well it's really cheap here so my office is really good it's like okay if it's really cheap there why are you trying to buy it from me like who actually goes oh you know what if it's true it's cheap there i'll match that price right i'll match it hey bro i was wondering if i could get one of your drawings oh hey what art do you want could you be more specific you know uh michelle obama first lady of the united states from 2009 to 2017 yes of course is that what you're looking for yes that but with optimus prime okay it's not my place to judge but it'll cost you for a custom piece of my uh my asking price is 120 pounds no free unfortunately i can't do that i can lower the price slightly to 110 pounds but that's it dog died free ah in that case yeah of course i'll draw michelle obama with optimus prime what a weird request this karen needs a haircut description looking for someone to come to my place in blank and trim my hair i only need like one and a half inches off for long hair but please don't respond to this if you are going to show up with a mask as i won't open the door i don't feed that fair energy i refuse to wear one as i like breathing and i have magic powers some might have heard of called an immune system and common sense and it's my house so i'll do what i want so if you accept that then please send me a message with date time and cost i will be paying in cash again if you accept media and government is your lord and savior simply do not respond to this ad and if this offends you then you should work on that rather than sending strangers your two cents that they don't care about anyway i'm not rude i'm real know the difference thank you i'm glad she's done this though so for anyone who sees this and thought oh actually i can go cut someone's hair they now know to never go and cut her hair because she's crazy yeah i'm just going to avoid you now thanks you guys really need to do more than 10 for sales 10 is pretty much a joke 25 plus is an actual discount ah strange last time we checked a discount meant anything less than the usual price 10 is better than zero percent you're free to open up your own store and offer 25 off and see how long you stay in business yeah pretty sure most of the time like margins for stuff like that is probably about 30 so taking 25 off freya blank followed you oh hell yeah i got a new follower if freya blank commented can you delete your account so i can have this username ah that that's why you followed okay i'm looking to help someone out in need times have been tough for many and i want to help someone who just needs a little break in life i have several unopened food items that i'd like to give as a bundle to someone in need if you or someone you know is having a rough go and could really benefit from these items please pm me thanks in advance please delete if not allowed make a gluten-free dairy-free basket my food is so expensive now like why now i am posting this to warn you to never work with blank and his people i wanted some tiles in the garden fixed and when the guy came he said that this job would take all afternoon and would cost 120 euros after one hour he was finished so i said that i would pay less since he did not take all afternoon he got angry and started discussing after a half an hour i paid him 100 euros and told him to leave as i did not want the situation to escalate if the guy says it's gonna be 120 euros and you think okay 120 hours that's fine if it takes you all the day sure and then it doesn't take all day you don't go less if it takes him three days you don't go more it's 120 euros you agreed on the price before right that's that's how it works look i'm getting a lot of hearts and hot eye emojis but no one is sending me any birthday money smh ugh well you gotta link your paypal you know i'm not gonna send you anything but you have to i wonder if you give anyone any money on their birthday probably not this was on a charity ruffle post to win a million pound house um could i just have the money i don't want to have to move my family change my daughter's school and my commute eventually or will you build the million pound house where i want cancer trust hi blank the winner can sell the house if they don't want to relocate what i just want the money yeah it's like you're probably not going to win even yada yada yada i want to do an instapost it wouldn't cost anything for you other than the food that you're wishing to promote through us how does that sound does that mean you want to dine for free that would be the plan for whatever products you'd like exposure for but you only have 740 followers how is that exposure you could go into a public place with a sign and get more exposure there than you would from that account like really and i can get lots of exposure if i say click on screen if you want i mean you don't have to but it's it's video you might like it just do that and you can subscribe and like thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 310,317

Rating: 4.9533348 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: bALMJ4B2hDc

Length: 12min 51sec (771 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 16 2020