CHOOSING BEGGARS #39

can you possible to delivery port's mouth uh possibly depends where in portsmouth it would be my partner delivering so would be up to him shall see and any discount please uh probably not if you want us to deliver it too sorry i will pay 30 pounds uh no you want to take 20 off and have us deliver it hey that guy is royalty you have to deliver and give him a cheaper that's how it goes over that hey everyone my name is jacob walker choosing beggars well we're going to be looking at people who think they can get free stuff all the time i don't know why they think that but it's karen's it's just karen's and male karen's and you'll see enjoy it ah literally a scam bunch of recycled playstation plus games playstation you can do much better next time 300 paywall they've given away these games for free and he's complaining is he saying subnautica and gungeon are baby games as well how are they baby so what hello i'd like to commission you for a headshot okay that would be a hundred pesos which is like two dollars in usd why is that so high it's just a headshot and it's not even real art because it's digital well no offense ah what shocked because i told you the cold truth no it's not that i'm just shocked that i've been chatting with an animal the whole time how did you learn to speak human language if it's just a headshot i mean you take it yourself right one star i went to pick up my partner and decided to arrive at the airport a few hours early the airport had the nerve to charge me two dollars for parking i have a disability sticker i am entitled to free parking i shouldn't have to pay two whole dollars for parking how dare they make me pay for things like that i always get free parking two whole dollar why is everyone so concerned about two dollars nowadays that's really cheap for a parking spot at the airport right this woman tweeted out venmo a woman 500 today and it has 320 000 likes somehow uh no if you're broke just say that but you're the one asking for money he watched guys guys i have 500 and i can give it away for no apparent reason and get nothing out of it i'm not broke i swear i'm not broke guys look here's 500 is that what people think why why do you just send 500 to some random person unless they're like a twitch streamer and you're really enjoying their content i can understand that or you're getting a video out of it like mr beast but just sending five hundred dollars to a random girl on twitter huh my friend em who's an artist was asked by her boss to paint three walls as art pieces and called her cheeky when she wanted money for it so right right get ready for this bs work has asked me if i can paint three huge murals for the house and of course i said hell yeah i'm down i asked today my manager does she want me to come in on the days i'm not down for cleaning shift or do i have like a five hour shift and we can call it activity shift right and she legit looks at me like i'm being unreasonable she clearly hadn't thought i would be doing it completely for free like what did she expect me to just come in on my free time to paint three giant walls for free they're going to take ages as well and i think it'll be like a couple hours per wall or something she legit called me cheeky and then said she will have to talk to the owner about it bruh the audacity i'm asking for minimum wage for a job that should cost a lot more and she made me feel like i was the one being unreasonable bro if it ain't in the job description it costs more that's that's how i see it right just received this dm on my etsy candle page hello my name is blank and i would love to collab with you what's a collab you ask it's where you send me your products for free i leave reviews and post it on my social media tick tock or snapchat i will make videos about your amazing products and business please if interested contact me back thank you that's that's not a collaboration no no it's not that's just getting a free product new kid zoom smartwatch okay how much can it be cost uh 35 can i pay you five i'm sorry what pay can i pay you another price no sorry do you have a kid uh that's none of your concern why do you ask because the toy that you have i thought you might have a kid do you know me okay bye do you know me tell me my name what sorry but you're being weird please stop messaging me no you are being weird i think this person's having an identity crisis they're like do you know me please tell me my name who am i is this still for sale my 27 month old emily would love to ride in this and are you firm on 150 i have 75 cash right now and i can come to you sorry but i bought only a year ago for almost 300. i'm already giving a great deal i'm a single mum and i can't afford that are you able to take payments i can give you 75 today and the other 75 in two weeks i promise i won't screw you over uh sorry mum i can't do that if i still have it in a couple weeks you can come get it then but if someone else comes along i will have to sell it wow you're a jerk i've gotta say that is the weirdest way i've ever seen emily spelt in lay in i mean it works but it's weird hi is the chair still available uh yup the chair is currently available just come pick it up whenever cool hey can i get it for free my son is ill and i need to pay for his medical bills and stuff so can i have it for free please uh i don't think you can have it for free i currently need money if you need to pay for medical bills i don't recommend buying a 150 dollar chair i would think your son is more important than your chat pooch [ __ ] up you wouldn't know i need to sit butch give me the chair i'll kill you whoa whoa whoa whoa that escalated quickly that went from like a zero of of just a choosing mega being a widow to like a hundred psychopath you should probably call the police very soon selling a mac for 500 i would like to buy your 12 core mac pro 48 gigabytes ram for 125 dollars lol no uh huh it's outdated if you change your mind let me know well maybe for a 1.1 2.1 not a 4.1 5.1 well how much would you really take 500 go find another dual cpu model for less stop it give me a realistic number that you would actually take five hundred dollars dude there isn't another dual cpu 4.1 5.1 for less than 800 on the market it's price low to move quick i'm trying to work with you here i'll do 300. lol no you're not do some research let me know when your budget increases yes i am we're at a 200 difference you can work with it i take a 200 loss because some dude on offer up can't increase his budget i'll make you a deal you find another dual cpu 4.1 5.1 for 300 bucks and i'll consider it it's not a loss you're already selling it for less than market i need you to decrease your budget i have cash ready life is all about negotiations it's not a defeat on your side if you accept less than what you posted for yup 500 is less than market but it's as low as i'm willing to go i could ask even more for it but i'm wanting it gone sooner if you think you're the only interested party you're mistaken buddy go find 200 more and we will talk ah stop it i'm trying to work with you here nobody ever said i'm the only interested party they obviously offered you less than your 500 prize otherwise it would be gone right think about it man it's not that bad you get cash and you move on alright clearly you need what i have since there aren't many around and zero priced anywhere near mine i don't have to accept less just because you think it's worthless i've asked twice for a number that you would actually take other than the inflated 500 price oh okay well i actually have someone meeting me tomorrow around lunch to pick it up and another when i get off work if they pass it on you want it today 500 bugs and inflated dude screw off it's worth what it's worth sorry your tiny budget can't afford it go buy someone else's you're having a meltdown there's no need to get mad about it i offered a price and you're flipping out about it get a grip lolsis i'm fine more amused that you keep going on about it come on let's do some business dude nobody tell someone to screw off if they're a normal person at this point i'm here offering you advice which is worth way more than 500 you should be paying me dude all i did was offer a price and you flipped out over it i'm not even angry i'm still trying to do business and get a realistic number you basically melt it down into a puddle of blank mush get a grip regroup and let's figure this out how about we meet in the middle europe five i'm at three four hundred dollars we shake hands and call it a deal i'm not haggling with you you want it five hundred dollars take it or leave it you're only willing not to haggle because you're going to take it as a personal defeat sad stuff man lol i'm not willing to haggle because it's already well under market value and i've got two other people who want it i'm in no rush i ain't desperate for money but it's worth what it's worth 400 and it's a deal tonight well no deal good luck hunting ah personal defeat it's not like that blank no we are done here good luck i hope you get help man honestly never seen someone flip out this hard okay all i've got to say is you have a lot of patience but after like the third message i'd have been out of that just being like no can't be wasting my time not doing that but then we get this content so thank you for messaging these weird people so weird john says i could buy it brand new for 14.99 on ebay free shipping i would give you five dollars or you can buy on ebay i will okay no you won't because you're trying to resell it i wouldn't buy it and try to sell it for more because it's not worth it i don't deal in nickel dime merchandise i just wanted it for a kid in need well i guess the kid wasn't worth 15 for a brand new toy maybe the kid doesn't like toys he likes getting really good deals on facebook marketplace that's why oh sweet this person has posted a ramp and it's like a wheelchair ramp free wheelchair ramp very good condition oh you must remove and haul away all right that's fair you must also build steps to replace it mine was removed for the ramp again you must build new steps and have the materials to do so okay that's that's a bit far if you were smart you could just tear down the ramp and use the materials to make stairs right oh is that too hard one star the worst delivery experience of my life after an hour and 40 minutes they delivered the soggiest pizza i've ever seen a sandwich that was soggy too and forgot the salad they acted like no big deal alright i think that makes sense response from owner we did not forget your salad you called back to add it to your order and then didn't want to pay for it so we decided not to send you a free salad then after you called back for the fourth time to complain we remade your pizza for free and delivered it to you for free on an extremely busy friday night no mention of that in your review you're welcome for the amazingly delicious non-soggy free replacement pizza and on top of that you sent my manager a very nasty verbal message through our delivery driver super mature review as well is threatening to our amazing young woman manager that had to put up with your antics for hours so if you are reading this as a potential customer i apologize i do not usually give someone like jet not his real name by the way this much airtime but there are always two sides to every story peace out the posts on here where someone leaves a bad review and then the owner response are always the best ones if you like that video and you want to see more like it then click on screen right now i mean basically you have to and you also have to leave a like and subscribe because because that's that's what i deserve okay i deserve i deserve can you imagine if i was like that you have to click like otherwise i'm not going to make any other videos i'm afraid so click it thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 108,247

Rating: 4.9743447 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: -MuGTcpuwgw

Length: 13min 17sec (797 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 21 2021