Sebastian Maniscalco - GAS STATION (Stay Hungry)

now we spent some time at the beach by the time we left it was dark because we hit a friend's house on the way home and we were in my wife's car my wife's car never got gas every time i get in i go i go i gotta get it we can make it know we got four miles left we got 28 to go just do the math we had to pull over at night at a gas station my biggest fear getting murdered at a gas station pumping gas because we all have our gas stations that we go to it's your primary one you go there and that's your one when you go out of your neighborhood and you gotta pull in to some weird one at midnight like when you leave here tonight if you you get you're low on gas you pull into a weird neighborhood you don't know you've got to be on high alert as soon as you get out of the car you gotta ask yourself where's the murder coming from tonight you never give yourself a full tank at night you give yourself just enough two dollars couple squirts let's keep this thing going now this one we pulled in the credit card machine didn't work so now i got to go in that that death hut that little mini mart you ever go into a mini mark at midnight it's a pit stop for criminals they commit crime and then they stop off to grab a slurpee on their way home so my wife's in the car she has no idea the scenario i have created outside the vehicle now through the open window i said to my wife hey listen up dial 911 on that phone put your thumb on scent hop in the driver's seat roll all the windows down if you see me sprint out of the mini mark gun it and i'll dive in the car she's like oh my god what's what's going on i said i'm going in the minimize it's midnight i could get murdered at any minute out here and you're playing words with friends shut it down you ever approach that that thing you don't even know if it's open half of the time you get out of the car and you stop in your tracks you're like is this play something you're just looking for a head something somebody taking a dorito bag any sign of life in there then you open the door you're sometimes even surprised it open the floor is always wet why is the floor drenched at a gas station at midnight are they mopping up from the last murder why is it wet now i walk in all right stand in line looking around those of you do krav maga it's called situational awareness you look at everything in front of you trying to figure out what's happening non-verbals it's always a guy by the gatorades just kind of looking in the gate i'm waiting for him to just reload not getting murdered at a gas station i keep to myself

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

Views: 1,471,474

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Id: cOndTTWJENs

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020