Celebrity Impressions - Best of Compilation

and we're like you know why don't we put richard dreyfuss out there so i get this tape of jaws you know and i started doing what was his line um mr vaughn mr vaughn what we're dealing with here is an eating machine i was watching tv one day and i saw dick epart talking about homeland security and i changed her channel and i saw joe lieberman talking about tax cuts and i changed the channel again i heard sharp and say i did not call giuliani or bozo [Applause] i said bozo could have done just a good job of giuliani but basically it was him like reading the paper between commercial breaks and then he comes back and he goes they're putting steroids in baseball you can't impress me by hitting 70 home runs anymore you want to press me do it the way babe ruth did it with a 12 boilermaker hangover and a scorching case of the clap i remember there was a scene between him and sean connery where sean connery said like you know alcatraz used to be a fork in the civil war and nicholas cage went well you know that's just wonderful to hear and maybe on the way out we can stop in the gift shop but right now i don't know i really want to find some rockets oh hey nicholas cage is out of breath nicholas cage is still out of breath nicholas cage is clearing his throat in honeymoon in vegas i remember that there was a line like the line was just yoo-hoo can i get a room and i remember he went yahoo can i get a room i was like it's just unbelievable to watch and just to just scream a word out of nowhere he's always going crazy it's just like oh my gosh vince vaughn can i do this vince that's fun ms fine vince fun i uh tonight's musical guest baby they performed in sydney but currently they reside in brooklyn like right now like new york style you know what i'm saying the group's new album michelle pocar is out right now you know what i'm saying so live on the live stage is trying sound it's death set come on baby live it up baby well i also love uh you know it's a voice of integrity demonstrations in egypt escalated today when protesters harmed the outside of the palace of president hazy babari not exactly the guy that you'd want to uh give you directions on a dark night if you got lost oh you got off the main highway did you oh here's what you want to do you want to get back on take a second you got to go under the freeway about a quarter mile you get a bit of a dog leg i go to the nearest gas station and say where the hell am i hard to tell with alex yeah it was a little oh you're looking good dave so glad to be back on your show that's right al we're here al al i lost my hair i worked on something just for this moment okay i have to write it down [Applause] oh dave you're a big man i'll give you a stick of gum you can show me how to chew it well you look great i got to tell you what's your secret well i um just try to stay out of the moon really i always heard about the the sun being bad for you but uh oh oh the sun is not good for you no no no no no no no but um moon worse yes um you see uh reflective light is a dangerous but a refractive fable i see yes of course um is my closed heel focusing um you've heard of add yes of course but um i have a sd attention surplus disorder um his partner is al michaels a guy who's not known for the phrase do you believe in miracles yes which i say whenever the entire audience gets that here's a guy who doesn't say it that often but he's he was the greatest play-by-play man of all time but john matt has turned him into the and by ant-man because and is the only word you can say after mad state's the obvious you have to say it over and over again until man is finally done man will say something like hey that guy right there that guy's got mud out of his jersey and and uh and now there's less mud on the field now he's got to get a clean jersey and i don't know pat never did this crap to me hello america [Music] [Applause] and those of you from nantucket that's back there you know i'm talking [Applause] about he could put if i or it came onto anything that's the bush-ism i gotta think of i must brainificate he's the only president who can answer a question like a 17 year old girl whatever uh jeff global i love jeff goldblum because he'll commit to something 100 and then to a complete 180 i know that's a lot of math um [Music] some of these jokes you have to be a rocket surgeon but he will [Applause] he'll commit to something and and it you know he'll be like it'll be like what's your favorite food i like hot dogs they're very good i like hot dogs mustard ketchup all kinds of things chili dogs are great chili dogs are really good uh uh oh wait a second i'm a vegetarian but jay-z sounds too nervous all the time nothing he always sounds fearful like he's i blame it on beyonce man it's beyond anytime you have a woman that's that fine you're always afraid she's going to leave you ever hear him talk to beyonce he's like you ready pete you know it's so crazy right now be right here whenever you come back you hurt what are y'all doing what are y'all doing what how do you get beyonce with them big nicks hey denzel washington is the acting coach so [Applause] so uh do you try to tell me that that's what you want to do you want to be an actor huh okay all right all right shout out to you don't don't lie to me damn it seems like no matter what happens no matter how bad things get jimmy stewart can look at it in a positive way well i guess we're going to have ourselves a nuclear holocaust oh hey everybody come on over the window [Applause] look at that mushroom cloud and that beautiful and and the amazing thing to me is that the something so magnificent colorful could just melt your face right off that's positive energy you get a nice real intense close-up here okay david cruz [Applause] well i guess we've found our man he used to be powerful he used to be an english teacher i before e except after c very nice i hear he's doing cartoon voiceover cartoon voiceovers i wonder what that would be like [Music] i did i did i did to you putty tat rocky i know this is a big comeback i don't know i came back from the dead to training but this fight tonight is pure insanity no way apollo you just wanna you move you blue you're really easy right not too many syllables yeah well this one will [Applause] jerry seinfeld america's got talent you've got talent this guy's got a challenge what kind of show is this people are clapping for change channel uh bill bill cosby well thank you know the people to come up with the juggling and the flipping and putting robin williams robin williams okay thank you yes thank you yes i was the kid at home yes there's time to go on what the hell going on there yeah so you're going to kick and balling chain and kicking yeah gilbert gottfried what kind of a show is this i was just backstage i saw a little girl singing opera standing next to a magician on stilts that's that right change all right um pee-wee herman it's really great to meet you sharon okay thank you uh larry the cable guy i see right there that's the amplifier there that's that's some people sitting over there okay uh thanks steven steven wright i was once a contestant on america's got time and i lost because the judges didn't know that my secret talent was losing at competitions thank you last but not least uh adam sandler all right how you doing neil my mother used to say all the time to me she said she would say why don't you have any daddy and i would just say hey [ __ ] drink what about the people who said you you gotta right what about the people who said you got an oscar for yelling [ __ ] them these are people look you know what there's envy let's be truthful sure i should have won an oscar for the guy father i should have won an oscar for godfather too for serpaco dog day afternoon not bobby deerfield uh thank you for that and justice for all i should have won a [ __ ] oscar for 25 [ __ ] movies they give it to me for son of a woman and i should win it for heat as well i did do an anna rickman could we trouble you for a little of your rickman what would you like me to say to you in time with the chewbacca thing just natural nature that's one of my favorite moments it's just that owen wilson and vince vaughn will dance together yeah you know this is really cool being here with you man i mean you're my dog you're a great dog you are you're my compadre my amina ah yeah you know i see what you're doing there kid and i gotta tell you it's creeping me out okay and it's not a good creep you know on the tlc tip creep with like chilly chill and keyboards and left eye lopez it's a bad group you know you wanna dance let's dance i missed the opportunity to wish a happy birthday to christopher walken through the wonderful world of youtube uh about a week and a half ago a little pissed off about it so i wanted to do so in my own fashion here we go chris i know you're out there somewhere you big bold beautiful cup of tea happy birthday to you and many more oh boy here we go hate to bother you sorry about this it's just that i had a few questions myself about dayton ohio what is it that's going on here other than the room service in the hotel room because i have not been outside and i gotta tell you i'm a little frightened people seem nice and friendly don't get me wrong but i went out last night did a couple of shows at a at a local comedy club people were fantastic but i was a little afraid to be honest with you when i tried to go out this morning well not not jimmy i i i know what you're saying i'm aware of what you're trying to say and the answer is yes he just won't leave me alone well when when he writes to you what do you respond he writes letters goes on and on about himself and i just say good for you marlon english actors english actors do not admire your addiction how did you acquire it could it by any chance could it by any chance have been a result of your training at the actors studio listen i didn't learn tiddly [ __ ] at the actual studio and frankly i'm just sick and tired of all you cats just living off my name forever so leave me alone and bring me the let me doritos you a question that sounds a little like chris rock coming out really yeah but i would imagine i'm in magic mud magic magic my magic my whole bunch of naked people walking around if your wife hasn't been laid of course she's gonna go and see it either out of fifty shades of grey and we came to shangshang prison in 1947 i must admit i didn't see much of andy the first time in the united stank the death wasn't normal around here i figure uh if he starts world war three we'll be in our bunkers he'll still be selling us on close circuit tv you know we had a fabulous nuclear war it was fabulous tremendous nuclear war your bunkers are terrific the bunkers are fabulous the chinese bunkers are disastrous a little bit of lotion a little bit of chapstick imagine i'm getting a manicure okay just go easy little hands little thingy yeah i like johnny down there yeah what i'm prepared to do i will find somebody with lots of money i will take their money and give it to the guy who doesn't have money dennis's favorite yeah carvey great scooter yeah do the robin leech think babe that'll be real good yeah okay i'm robin leech lifestyles are the rich and famous oil billionaire my mcgee mcgugan he's worth a quarter of a billion dollars he has 12 000 homes you have nothing that's why you're watching this stupid show okay it's robin leach um jimmy stewart from weir window ah now now what what kind of person just chop somebody up i mean what kind of mind would do that i mean just where would you start would you start at the head or would you work your way down to the feeder where would you start with something like that and what the hell would you do oh don't be afraid oh look oh a diaphragm for an elephant oh don't be afraid oh look mr happy oh oh i can't fight with that oh look oh oh big penis oh oh well actually i was doing it i was doing robin like senile like age 70. i'm doing punchlines that make no sense whatsoever oh look oh ho oh oh look oh for her oh don't be afraid oh mr happy or her or her robin really enjoys when i do this uh yeah carvey it was good when you did the williams kit that was great scooter yeah yeah make fun of a legend on tape way to go all right um uh let's see what else um you're my favorite impression out there i do um john this is an old one i did john tavalta um yeah he's a joke i'm not too good at stand-up comedy but here it is okay um two guys are walking into a bar okay like one guy's walking in there there he is you can see his little feet she's there walking okay and there's a guy there's his little mouth he's like talking okay and then there's another guy in the bar there walking like that you can see his little mouth talking you know now they're like just talking there okay now he's the good part this guy says this guy says what are you drinking you know he says i don't know then this guy says hey look at that lady over there and this guy wait a minute this guy says hey that's not your lady that that's my wife you know i did better before at home you know i really screwed it up here yeah we're gonna leave the real world up here uh well about your movie the the new scientology propaganda film you put out with your son that bombed at the box you've never had a movie not debut at number one i mean you know what uh you know you know sometimes you know you know you just you know i put jaden up there and you know you know maybe he needed like another you know fresh prince about learning something like you know you know get get him ready yeah you know me for the big screen but he's doing a good job you know i appreciate you know my son but you know daddy you know daddy does best you know and that's you know you know daddy couldn't you know chi-ching daddy like shaq you and kobe are feuding what's going on i told kobe i told y'all like [ __ ] what like charles what do you think about shaq getting traded to the phoenix sun defender let me tell you something [Applause] i'm telling you right now hey jake you want to go to jail or you want to go home all right my [ __ ] that's what i'm talking about everybody right here i'm telling you my [ __ ] hey man i appreciate you giving me this man i appreciate it yeah i would appreciate if i would have got this if i would have made it something serious since you let me do a comedy on my life thank you i appreciate you man i would like to i'd like to say to the academy i like to appreciate the academy for the award feels good having your name on this best actor of old four jared farrell who is he who is this who is it who is this [ __ ] this is this decision denzel's name my name isn't jared hey yo zack i finally got an awards man i lost that i it was 50 and i moved my mouth like ventriloquist what do you think about i'm going to trigger them out but we'll move them up we're popped off 24 7 take day cut that crazy the first thing he said when he walks out he's like all i want to know is there's going to be an 18-2 and can i be in it yeah i mean but i've worked with some i mean owen wilson that's like you can't you know danny i loved hall pass great moon jason today just what a funny character michael douglas oh what a great actor i was in wall street and i announced the nightly news with brian williams all right mark mark wahlberg marky mark what are you serious i'm so confused where are we wcru what does that stand from what and that one's kind of scary i love shakespeare he's a famous pirate and by the way his name is shakes beard not shakespeare okay that one's add more morgan freeman oh yes morgan freeman well every child needs to hear the story of the penguins and how they walk from one end of the earth to the other yes yes morgan freeman dreams yes you can speak very fast you could be a friendly fashion comedian i'm so happy to be here oh yes i am but also i can speak very slow i can be in good will hunting it's not your fault you start your phone oh bye but i could speak fast again yes yeah i like that alan rickman in uh in robin hood wow get out of here when he's like uh i'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon and then someone says why a spoon cousin because that's dar you twit it'll hurt and then all hemsworth has to do is walk into the gym they walk into the room and people just like i mean chris evans who's captain hook is like dude how do you [ __ ] do that man that the bit between your bicep and your trunk like what's that bump like [ __ ] man i've been working out i'm supposed to be captain america but you actually are thor look at you you are thor like that guy that guy is the adam sandler as horatio kane he would take it that he'd be like hey okay she's dead but she has very nice big titties that are good too you're awesome nor mcdonald as horatio kane are you kidding me what would have been better than norm mcdonald as a miami homicide detective he just comes on he's all laughing and confused oh my god what the hell dage there's a guy here yeah yeah hey hold on a minute there buddy hey i got ya oh my god that guy's got a giant giant hole where his chest used to be huh oh my god uh alan arkin who i do in my act you know he and his youngest son tony created a game called one word impressions so you do an impersonation of someone but you can only use one word to sell the entire impersonation and here's the toughest part you cannot use a word that person is famous for saying okay that's cheating so for liam neeson the word is bananas you all have uh familiar with the word and liam neeson says that word like this bananas you learn how to do jason statham yeah so here we are there we are all right six words boiled down to two syllables those six words are do you know what i mean right those are the six words in a row which he says and boils him down to two syllables yummy if i put you in that chair you'll be dead in 30 seconds jimmy so i'll be driving i'll be speeding cop pulled me over he'll come with a window oh geez was i speeding i had no idea [Applause] i i guess i was looking at the odometer not william shatner for the you show this is not about me tonight show is about you i'm only here to help you find the you you inside of you let's see if we can't help someone here this evening anyone at all a question remember this is not about me it's about you so let's ask questions if we can't help you anyone at all yes sir uh my grandfather's really old and we can't decide if we should put him in an old folk so uh could you maybe give me some insight out of that your grandfather that's a very open and honest question to that young man in front of a group of strangers and we appreciate let's see if we can't help you by talking about me my grandparents passed away years ago i can't relate to your problem good luck to you next question please but jay-z sounds too nervous all the time honey he always sounds fearful like he's i blame it on beyonce man it's beyond anytime you have a woman that's that fine you're always afraid she's gonna leave you ever hear him talk to beyonce he's like you ready pete you know it's so crazy right now be right here whenever you come back yeah bananas chris rock is directed what are y'all doing what are y'all doing what's how do you get beyonce with them big necks hey denzel washington is the acting coach so you telling me you want to be actors now [Applause] so uh do you try to tell me that that's what you want to do you want to be an actor huh okay all right all right shout out to you don't don't lie to me damn it seems like no matter what happens no matter how bad things get jimmy stewart can look at it in a positive way well i guess we're going to have ourselves a nuclear holocaust hey everybody come on over to the window [Applause] look at that mushroom cloud and that beautiful and and the amazing thing to me is that the something so magnificent colorful could just melt your face right off [Applause] that's positive energy you get a nice real intense close-up here okay david cruz [Applause] well i guess we've found our man he used to be powerful he used to be an english teacher i before e except after c very nice i hear he's doing cartoon voiceover cartoon voiceovers i wonder what that would be like [Music] i did i did i did tia puditat rocky i know this is a big comeback i don't know i came back from the dead training but this fight tonight you're on saturday no way apollo you just wanna you move you blue you're really not too many syllables yeah well this one [Applause] jerry seinfeld america's got talent you've got town this guy's got talent what kind of show is this people are clapping for change bill cosby well thank you know the people to come up with the juggling and the flipping and putting robin williams robin williams okay thank you yes thank you yes that is the kid at home right now yes there's something going on what the hell going on there yeah so you're going to kick and ball and chain and kick and yeah gilbert gottfried what kind of a show is this i was just backstage i saw a little girl singing opera standing next to a magician on stilts that's that right change all right um pee-wee herman it's really great to meet you sharon okay thank you uh larry the cable guy well i see right there that's an amplifier there that's that's some people sitting over there okay uh steven stephen wright i was once a contestant on america's got time and i lost because the judges didn't know that my secret talent was losing at competitions thank you last but not least uh adam sandler all right how you doing neil my mother used to say all the time to me she said she would say why don't you have any daddy and i would just say hey [ __ ] drink what about the people who said you gotta right what about the people who said you got an oscar for yelling [ __ ] them these are people look you know what there's envy let's be truthful sure should have won an oscar for the guy father i should have won an oscar for godfather too for serpaco dog day afternoon not bobby deerfield uh thank you for that and justice for all i should have won a [ __ ] oscar for 25 [ __ ] movies they give it to me for son of a woman and i should win it for heat as well i did do an anna rickman could we trouble you for a little of your rickman what would you like me to say to you in time with the chewbacca thing just natural nature that's one of my favorites it's just that

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Length: 34min 19sec (2059 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 10 2017