Caught SNEAKING Out Of JAIL!

[Applause] all right boys we're in prison today and i'm gonna teach you how we can escape did you hear that we're gonna escape are you talking again yeah i'm talking click that like button i'm freaking out in here yo look how ugly this photo is james is distracted what what i didn't say anything you said something about conspiracy theories no i said i'm distracted by all this stuff on the wall oh am i a cop now oh god we're gonna get out of here with a fishing rod that's all right so we have red yarn from the top where james goes to jail dude unspeakable breaks into his own warehouse if you go backwards we are with unspeakable going to his warehouse oh hey how's it going oh no looks like you caught a chair the fishing rod broke were you trying to fish the keys my good sir no they're over there i was trying but it didn't work i'm just gonna kick this away from you how'd you even find a fishing pole oh i pulled it at my toilet from the same dude from last time believe it or not it's crazy so basically what happened is i looked into it one day and i found that fishing rod and believe it or not it was real i thought it was a dream come true did it because it was real yeah that's what i meant like really yeah but it's just insane i don't get it like how can you fit a fishing rod in a toilet like that you know i don't know i mean don't the pipes go like that's what i'm saying like they like go all over the place so it's just insane to me but what is lunch break by the way you better go chase don't worry keep doing it go chase him stop he's looking out go hurry he's on the run you're going to catch him how am i supposed to catch him he doesn't run that fast come on let's be honest like it's pretty slow oh no do i turn it left or do i turn right he doesn't even know he's stupid and that's the first way to break out of prison boys is use a fishing rod let's get out of here i need out oh okay what if to break out of prison we scare him and he runs away like a little girl i have an [Music] that is so disgusting m82476 how do you have so much hair oh i think i broke my back hi i'm have to him with a stick mma2476 where are you i i don't care he doesn't like that how do you know you don't even know who this is isn't this uh what's his favorite unspeakable that's what i have to deal with every day in may 2476 trying to be funny and everything yo i worked but i think he thinks i'm ugly yeah a little bit yo he dropped the keys am i really that ugly i guess so yeah i'm free i'm out of prison throw him over here oh what do you mean oh it's only for myself no yeah it doesn't work look get the keys in the in the cabinet what's this wait what oh those were my shirt the whole time let's go let's go let's go come on hurry up the beans are waiting for out of us oh no my fish i need to get out so i can save them let me out so i can save them they're out of water sorry these are gold fish okay if you want to get out of here you at least gotta get a real fish look that's what it's nice i'm getting tired of doing it okay hold up i came prepared you know it's hard being a sheriff in each town pretty dang tarnation inmates slash kids meddling it's a real fish i feed him every night with a little bit of oh [Applause] i thought he was joking i thought there was coal fish in that bowl no that was a real fish well it looks like you're alone now son i mean you could go on the other side yo was that a donut yeah you're being annoying today i haven't even said a word whatever you want me to be annoying oh look at the time oh that's what you get you ain't getting no food huh oh it worked oh no way saw on the spikes all right i'm gonna go get some dippin dots you're lookin smelly how can i do this with your prisoners two six seven six five six five all right you see these keys you'll never get this you're navigated that's yeah so look i've been in prison for a long time i don't know how to obviously i locked you up no no let me show you how to fix one so you just oh it just goes through yeah it goes all the way through but normally you have to have it around get the keys i have keys in here [Music] distractions [Applause] wait why am i running away i can sit here and laugh and just all right let's go let's go get your donut back actually let me look at the desk real quick what do we got here oh we got coffee we got a glow wait a minute i kind of want to see what it's like it's a funny game speeding in my company it actually is hey do you have a family or not because that's like the photo that comes with the uh yes i have it all five seven gotta wreck the merchandise [Applause] it's so annoying in here why does the toilet has to be great it makes you feel sad you know what i'm just gonna annoy him i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it you're not supposed to like it i hate it in here [Applause] it is i'm trying to annoy him so maybe he'll like understand i don't like it you need to chillax it make two four seven six i don't like it in here wanna see what it's like wanna understand my pain like switch places yeah why don't you come in here and see what it's like son i used to live in jail for 46 years this one is a little bit different come in here give me a chance if i win if you win then i will stop annoying you for the next 365 days i will not make a word unless i need to make a phone call i will not say anything i don't even want you to say phone call i want you to just give up your hand go wiggle your legs i will be completely quiet switch places with me just for a couple minutes i just want to see like even the temperature difference in here is ridiculous all right well i'll join you today yeah i'm sweating you smell that yeah you need less salt yeah i know all right look yeah get in here no you got to be in here by yourself what do you mean you want to be in here we got to be in here together no you got to be in here by yourself that's pretty nice you got to stay in here look i'm not going to go anywhere but the locking part is what makes it very nerve-wracking when you hear that click now you're stuck you see but i have the key right here i can just just get out and oh truck try it try it go ahead and get out oh is that the wrong key well it looks like your boy has broken out see you boys later what about me i thought we were cool i gave you my asparagus the other day i'm trying to decide if i should take a poop or not what is that my friend melvin sent it to me through the pipes it's an ipad how did that fit this bike must have emailed it oh this is hilarious oh my gosh you see this right here yeah this is pretty nice that's my account you should go follow it i like this i don't know he's talking yo this is literally insane all right come on come on okay oh it's kind of nice on this side of the bar yo what's up oh what's up this is so funny that isn't that hilarious oh look at this [Music] [Applause] i didn't know this about you wow how did you get an ipad wow you look the same i'm gonna use your toilet i don't have it bro you want to see what's on this yeah that's what i've been asking for last five minutes uh um i can't you gotta let me out oh that or i just come in no you gotta let me out no i come in once i get out there the wi-fi gets better it's really bad in here so it doesn't load oh my gosh this cell smells see look look it's it's it's not even you living in it it's not even loaded bro because like there's no wi-fi it's also no toilet paper you just poop and then flush and didn't white i need to get out there's no wi-fi in here yeah so what are you watching there's wi-fi on the other side though if you put me right there i'll show you but what were you watching well i'll show you if you i need wi-fi trust me you weren't worth it because i it was like buffering you know but now it's like not buffering anymore yeah there's like no service yeah it's ridiculous here just open but what are you watching it's not loading right now i it has to load on the other side it's the best thing you've ever seen how would you know all right look look there's no cell phone all right there we go look at that now i have four bars what i was watching is unshortable it's my shorts channel just launched you guys gotta go check it out hilarious videos i can't really show them to you though because you gotta go to the channel and watch them but yeah i'll see you later but my cue was already in here it's kind of convenient wait what are you doing nothing give me back a lot say please quadruple please okay the next way to break out of prison is to look like a cop how's it going fellow officer what tar nation are you doing there is disrespect to all mustache owners in this world sorry how dare that that didn't work uh maybe if i looked like him he would think it was one of him oh that chocolate donut was really good this morning uh donut truck what oh it was really good this morning did you have coffee with it i did latte mocha mote frappuccino moche latte frappuccino ooh vintay carlito grande macamito miro maco marco lito you guys see my family dude it is so nasty in here hey can you unlock this real quick i need to grab my mop this floor is really good henry what is flipping tarnation you doing in the shower i'm trying to clean it it's dirty what the flip-flopping fluid flu ground can't stop the toilet it's not sanitary i understand but help you lock yourself in there i should have the keys on me why didn't you go out the window what do you mean the winter ain't locked what you know what the winter ain't lost what it's a window the windows it's not out oh i'm sorry let me get you out there we have new people going around trying to lock up prisoners and stuff but you know can't lock up the other fellow justice of no no no no yeah yeah i grabbed the wrong feedback yeah these are actually mine how did those get mixed up in there well i'm all oh yeah get your donut get that protein in so just in case like someone tried to run away you could uh chase them down that's your energy speed boost uh like on uh unspeakables gaming website and then yeah you see there there's that what's our caller uh i'll be back what a good old fella he is yeah yeah i'll give you five dollars to let me know hey you know my lawyer should be here any second to get me out of here that's another way i'm gonna get out of prison okay oh hey it's my lawyer hello sir how's it going oh hey sir how's it going look at you what have you done i i i know i know i shouldn't be in here you're stupid you know yeah yeah yeah i know i regret it i'm sorry yeah i know it's ridiculous isn't it can you get me out please i can get you out of here you can on one condition only on one condition you have to do what the briefcase says i don't know what it says you got to open it you want to do it i'll do it i'll do it you got me sold all right then come with me we got this let's go no mother i don't hate them they're kind people they just did some really bad things that's why they're like wait wait wait wait wait wait i have an idea we're always so mean to it what if we be super nice and ask just to get out we could try it do it i have to wait for him to finish this phone call okay that's what nice people do yeah we gotta be just really really nice i know be nice you never know what a backstory that someone's life is yeah i know you got that peach cobbler at home mama are you talking to your mom i'm sorry excuse me officer do you have some spare time what are you up to you're being very suspicious um i don't think so i see your drawers broken i couldn't help you fix it it sticks now that's what i was gonna do yeah i ain't letting you out there you have to suffer for your crimes young blade can i please mr officer say please 30 times please please please all right mega please oh get out of the cell he said yeah i'll give you a fruit basket oh what kind of fruit i could do like strawberries fruits wait wait wait i need you to spell that one out for me fruit snacks yes build it they come in the little packages and then you tear it and you pour it out in your hand and then you put all of them in here and like they're different flavors but the flavors mix in your mouth and it's just delicious so what do you want if you could mega please let me out of this cell i'll be a kind man and give you a fruit snack basket a fruit snack bag different kinds of fruit snacks can you say that five times faster fruit snack fruit snacks you didn't say basically snack fruit snack basket food snack basket fruit snack basket fruit snack basket fruit snack that was pretty good yeah i like fruit snacks back when i was a little one all you gotta do is just make up your fruit snack with my peanut butter and jelly you know i'll let you go kind of officer officer i mean that long day today you know you understand the pain if you come back with some fruit snacks i'll let you go okay okay all right appreciate it thank you you know you have a good one no one's ever asked me about my feelings give me a hug before you know i appreciate it thank you hey what's up can i mega please get out yeah here hold on let me get your key real quick just because you asked nice to see you yeah really of course i'm in a good mood he gave me a hug you ready to be free yeah not too bad it's stupid okay it's gonna work dude there's nothing this is gonna work did i show you my family he looks like the prison bars he's blending it do i though shut up metal doesn't talk hey what are you talking to talking to the clock it hasn't changed in an hour you need to change the battery yup if you're looking close enough it's moved i've been watching it for like 30 minutes hasn't moved whatever where's inmate 2464. i don't know he hasn't been here in days m826474 where is he i don't know he's just been watching the clock it's in an evil plan of george no because i've been there in hours now days [Music] the window's still locked not underneath the bed [Applause] be done i'm gonna oh one of you don't make me throw my poop at you is that my dog oh colby hey come here come here dog in here come here come here colby come here coffee come here copy all right get over here get over here i got hip cramps i'm an old dog [Applause] got my grandson it's your grandson inmate two six four seven i'm not very good at math he's right there this is your grandmother yeah it's my grandma's my birthday can i yeah so we could get it in yeah i guess so let me uh let me find the key real quick hey gma is it chocolate or vanilla it's trevella wait wait all right here you go must be interesting sorry sorry you said it on the bed grandma thank you oh yeah wow thank you grandma that's your birthday thank you so much i'll see you next month yeah you're grandma yeah you want that's your last visitor for a year yeah that's fine this is enough cake for a year all right if you guys get dirty don't don't be asking for no restroom break i i use the restroom grandma always gives me presents oh it's my napping cap you know happy birthday bro thanks bro inmate two two four six seven yeah what what mr said oh no you got napkins bro it's okay i'll just look it up i told you grandma always brings presents yo that thing's orange just like us i wonder if it has a number you got any extra beans no cornbread no mashed potatoes no gravy no i'm not a coffee bro i don't have anything my food tray is empty stop asking me there's nothing in there to make sure all right we're good on that one are you unlocking it no don't get coffee i'm out of coffee you see your ding dong wait can you give me coffee too all right i'm breaking out of here i can't do this good luck i can't i don't fit how exactly are you going to break out i don't know all right well if you're going to give it a try i might as well let me give it a try it doesn't work oh hey it's unlocked no wait what dude how'd you do that i don't know can you click on my mind yeah did you see my what are you doing double security i'm out see ya bro we shared beans together what's this man got in here does he have keys you want one uh i'll take the other one i haven't found any glaze there's no keys in here i think he has the keys on his belt all right thank you for the call for you i'm sorry i fell he's in the toilet hey get back in here what are you doing sorry officer didn't do anything i've gone to bed it's over here good night [Applause] good night oh my goodness cleveland oh do you want this background now you can have it might as well keep it no more dudes i've been in here way too long officer the usual policeman dude with the badge dude that's not behind that car you're with the mustache this right here you with the mustache hey hey why officers having a conversation with the camera i'm trying to have a conversation with my one phone call i did yeah we want our phone call you already got your phone call boo you if not and made two seven six four that was five no okay if he's two seven six four and i'm three seven six three dude two seven six five yeah i'm in jail how much money to get me out of jail actually can you just talk to him wait why am i talking to him well i don't know how much money you yo you got to let him go out on the yard all right hold on i'm on a phone call yeah way too much yeah hello yeah the sky is yellow yeah yeah we got two winders here in jail sale that's again against code yeah i know but bail is nice 25 donuts you just escaped yeah i understand the sky is purple it's fine you know what you have a nice day okay thank you okay why is your baby flip and maybe why is he gonna get out of jail free pass oh okay he's gone oh what who m826 foot seven so you don't even know the end name numb his name is uh two six seven six four come on what he's got how am i gonna get out of here what in tarnation you know what the easiest way to break out of prison watch this come back pregnant oh okay fine you gave me coffee i can't sleep that boy darn took my coffee wait you like games you look like you've never won a game of monopoly would you say son play me rock paper scissors best of three if i win i break out prison that's a darn deal son ready on three i'll shoot okay one two three we were supposed to shoot right there okay all right ready right oh oh what okay i won that one rock beats scissors you ready we'll go on shoot okay rock paper scissors shoot that's another 10 years on your scene son ready rock paper scissors shoot oh now you lost you stuck in jail you wanna wanna take this one in and mate you wanna take that chance yeah all right let's get it shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors oh that's another 10 years and you're saying come on you got better too sonny oh okay come on paper scissors shoot oh oh he gave me the best two out of three deal maybe he'll give it to you i lost you sure you wanna do this i'm a competitive sheriff winner winner chicken dinner right wait wait wait wait wait wait what are you doing yeah all right rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot yeah this is why he's in jail he was eating too much count the two all right wait wait wait wait wait let's go wait this is the most small one silent because that man is over there he's still cuckoo for cocoa puffs he's actually pretty normal okay paper scissors oh you threw it again two let times in a key for you it keeps the key in the drawer okay really yeah you're free to go with that see that could be you yeah but i'm stuck in a toilet but you also lost that tic tac toe it's rock paper scissors same thing okay oh no whatever happened to me oh i was visiting and the doors were strapped i was visiting my music time was only one hour now it's been two hours and it's past the time and the doors are locked and i don't know what's happening what's up what's up i don't know why it's locked was this inmate two four seven six i just woke up from a nice inmate two four seven six always been a girl screaming i thought i was visiting and the door just shut automatically and i don't know how it happened if you're gonna answer me one simple question where are you born because that accent is just fabulous sounds like that makes sense that makes that make sense thank you i'm going to go and report the king julien yeah silly lady from madagascar i'm still in jail gabe is sleeping i'm gonna wake him up ready i thought i had a lottery ticket in here oh here it is cash king yo how'd you get in here dude i don't know i just like teleported never played that game portal i put one on that wall and one on this wall yeah what up bet you never see me on this side oh we get false alarms here all the time hello you didn't subscribe to unspeakable yet why i'm literally in a jail cell oh you're not subscribed okay right now yeah subscribe right now okay nice and what does he do you think he's doing math problems hang on i think i can solve the math well you mess with him already that's another calculator yeah yeah i'm just calling quick question do you know what two plus two is oh no i didn't want to order pizza i just want to know what two plus two is oh you don't know what two plus two is okay well speaking of pizza i will get a large pepperoni with chicken um i'll get another pizza medium-sized pineapple yeah that'll be a million dollars yeah uh going to the to the jail finally fine yeah the one in that be here in 55 minutes okay cool thank you oh cardone file oh i'll just uh pay cash yo i don't need this job anymore here you go take it you guys have fun in here i'm quick wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how much did you wait how much did you win i was in the same room i should get a portion that doesn't work like that wait wait if he just quit his job where's the keys wait wait wait hold on hold on can i have that hat back yeah i'm like bald now hey wait we need to keep the keys yeah you're on your own sonny what do you mean wait a minute didn't you slip through the bars right here earlier oh yeah yeah i think we could do that again yeah it's pretty easy to do oh oh it's a good thing i didn't eat that second cup of beans all right cool let's go uh where do you want to go i don't have a toilet you got a cup you expect him to poop in the kit

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Id: 41L_tSME-R8

Length: 28min 25sec (1705 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 04 2021