Cats are better than dogs. Corey Rodrigues.

I don't know people with cats and dogs are funny man how many people don't like cats clap if you don't like that how'd that feel [Music] raise your hand if you're one of the people who said you don't like cats why don't you like cats there's no purpose right the no purpose really how evil is this guy like the cat's purpose is to serve Him like I'm here for you Yeah right what do you mean no purpose these are the things that people say when you ask them about a cat I like cats I like dogs too but when you ask someone a dog person you like you like cats like no I got a dog there's no purpose for cats right it's like I want to go back to the time when we could like two things remember we used to be able to like two things like I like some Republican views I like some democratic views right we could do that I like black people and I like police remember we can do the world's changed we have to only like one thing forget that man and I like it like cancer it's the funny thing no like dogs the crazy thing with doesn't cast is this like it's weird when you like yell out that you like a cat not just witness on you saying anybody like if you're at a bar it's almost like once you picture of my cat you like you're a freak get away from me but people will show you their puppy all day right but they can't you can't pull out a cat of barf a dude pulls out a cat picture at a party like he's a creep get away from that weirdo with three cats on his phone I have a friend who's always like I don't like cats because they're mean and because they don't listen to you they do whatever they want to do I feed it I give it water I should be able to pet it when I want to I'm like really it's not how it works what if you wanted to your job every day and your boss was like Steve command yeah [Music] well maybe a couple days we like don't touch me today I don't want any cats just have personality right you can't bribe them with treats all the time right they like mouths good right somebody's dog you just pull the treat out the dog can be fished on Elissa dog is really really well trained the talking like are you like hey look what I got boy he's like let me run a bit real quick and you just talks to his owner like I'm gonna go over here real quick and see check that Treat out I'll be right back [Music] trying to take somebody's cat like that you treat other the cat the cats like yeah right walk away from it put it on the ground and walk away from it I'll come back and smell it and decide if it's safe the dogs just like you mean a tree Oh give it to me give it to me quick fast you can put you can put a bowl of food and leave the cat for three days a bowl of food put water there okay if the water evaporates or you drink so much open the toilet do whatever you got to do to put more water around the house the cat will eat and drink for a week the cat will be fine there'll be food left when you come back they can't like wow how was your trip I think you do the same thing with a dog before you get up the block that dogs like hey really thought it was Thanksgiving I had like five minutes I thought it was a treat he was so much in there one time I thought it was a donkey Christmas all right stupid come back home the dogs already eaten half the cow hey I was hungry man I thought thought you were gone forever [Music] watch my entire special for 99 cents oh just watch more clips check out more clips click one of them you got to check it out now if I were you I'd probably click the $0.99 one cuz that goes right into my pocket click one click it click it click lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick okay

Channel: Dry Bar Comedy

Views: 295,812

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Id: SQmJmNZv_lY

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 17 2018