- I'm serious. I'm offended. I will not. I'm sitting out of this round. Screw you guys. (upbeat music) Good mythical morning. - And happy mythical
birthday to my best friend, my bearded business partner, and my creative confidant. Mr. Rhett McLaughlin.
- That's me. - Is that how you say it? - It's McLaughlin.
- McLauchlin? - McLaughlin.
- McLaughlin? - McLaughlin.
- McLaughlin? - Yeah. Yeah.
- McLaughlin? - Okay, got it. - It's actually not today. It's the 11th Sunday and we
don't have a show on Sunday. We're going to celebrate today. - We're celebrating right now. - So what is the ideal way
of celebrating your birthday? In your own mind, I guess. - It's a reminder that I'm
a little bit older than you. So I was thinking about
just pinning you down, and then like spitting on you, but not spitting on you, but just like letting
spit come out of my mouth and then sucking it back in, you know, like older brothers do
to younger brothers. - I know that your older
brother did that to you. - Yeah, like very recently. - And you always wanted someone to do it. It's not going to happen. But what about being inundated with beans? - Oh, that's a close second. - Beanundated?
- Yeah I'll take that. - That's going to happen
today and you know what? Your pride is on the line because we're going to see if you and me, I guess, can tell the difference
between top shelf legumes, and bargain basement beans. It's time for knock-off
knockout beans edition. - We're going to be
presented with several rounds of various sorts of beans. And one of them will be
from a big brand name that we all know and the other
three will be non name brand. - You look happier. - Hey it's beans! - Okay. - Is that happy enough for you? I'm 43. I'm not that happy. - We're going to be competing and trying to correctly identify which
one is the name brand bean. And the winner gets a
three bean hand massage, whatever that means. - Bring all the beans. (bell ringing) - All right. We're getting
started with black beans. We've got four different
black beans in front of us. Three of which are a store brand basics. And our job is to identify
the Ortega black beans. - Ortega. - I've got my Rosarita. - Is that your, nope that's not you. - That's not me. - And then I got Links best beans. - Is that you? - Yeah. That's my name. - Okay. I'm not hedging here, but I'm little hedging a little bit. - I'm going to start
eating while your hedging. - They all look exactly the same. And I, you know me, I do most of my bean eating
with just dried beans that I make at my house. So I don't know how good
I'm going to be at this. I don't want to lose a bean
contest on my birthday. I'll be sad forever. Not a lot going on here. (Link laughing) That's like raw bean. - The last time I ate
beans and nothing else.. - Was at my house.
- Was at your house. When you made me eat nothing but beans. - But I season those. these are not even seasoned. This is just straight out the can. - I mean, I feel like this
one's better than that one. - There's a difference. - Is it saltier? I feel like I'm eating bugs. - If it is, what would that mean to you? - It's a little disquieting. - These are supple. - Those are good too. - They're getting better. - Yeah, they are. - I think that's just what beans do. The more you eat, the
more they get better. - Until the last one. Those are bad. - That fell off into a bland place. - Better. Even better. Worst of all. Or are these the worst of all? - These are pretty bad. - Equally bad. Better. Best. - Okay. - [Stevie] You ready to guess? - Yep. - [Stevie] Stab the
Ortega in three, two, one. - Its gotta be these. These are the best, but I
don't know if that means-- - I think it's just cause they're saltier. Do you think they're actually tastier? - They are saltier. - What's the deal? - [Stevie] The Ortega black
beans are in bowl number three. The others are Great Value from Walmart, Market Pantry from Target, and 365 from Whole Foods. (bell ringing) - You know if you fry
beans and they're good, I can see why someone would think, "Imma fry them again." I'll bet you there'll be even a better. I mean, is that how it
actually works, Josh? - [Voice] Yeah. - I don't think he was listening. - Beans aren't ever fried. - [Stevie] Did you guys even
say what you're trying to find? Or you just started
eating beans immediately? - Well, that was Link's job. The job is to identify the Rosarita brand. These are better than just
straight up black beans. Aren't they?
- Those first ones were good. Yeah. This is, this is nice. - Those are good too. - Those are more bean forward. - Bean forward. - It seems like there's
another flavor in there. Like something's mixed in. These are dry. - THere's definitely
something mixed into those. I think it might be saw dust. (voices laughing) What's that after taste in those? - Boy, that's not good. I'm not used to eating even this amount of beans without anything else. - I am.
- That was not bad. That one's was just neutral. It really comes down to these first two. Now Rhett, you better be
enjoying yourself because-- - I am. - Nobody clicked on this video. This is just for you. - Yeah. I know. - We're eating beans. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got some hair right there. - Oh yeah? Make a wish. - That's not your hair is it? Your hair's that white? (Rhett laughs) - How old are you? All your gray's just
associated right there. - I'm growing a little patch right there. It's going to eventually
take over everything. But you know what? I'm buying my time. - Which one do you think is the best? Cause I think the first
one is pretty tasty. - Well, that's what I was going to pick. - [Stevie] That's why there's
a three two one, usually. - I think that these two are the best, but I'm going to go with the first one. - I just want you to be happy. Like I said, no one's watching. - [Stevie] Are you locked in?
- Yeah. - [Stevie] The Rosarita re fried beans are in bowl number one. The others are, guess it? - Gas it? - [Stevie] No, guess that one
you liked the best, and it's. - Kroger.
- [Stevie] Yep. - Kroger. That's a good bean. - [Stevie] First Street
from Smart and Final, and Target's Market Pantry. - Smart and final that
they put saw dust in there. They stretch it out. - It is not nice. Before we get to this quick announcement. Today is the premiere
of a brand new podcast. We've launched the good
mythical crew podcast. Our very own producer Chase hosts this all new monthly
video and audio podcast. That's exclusive for second
and third degree members of the mythical society. That's what the mythical society is. It gives you access to all things mythical that otherwise you can't get. So, that's the perfect place
we thought to put something where you can hear insider secrets, and insights about how the crew works on good mythical morning and
invests so much creative energy on that and other shows. And again, it's good
mythical crew the podcast exclusive to the second and third degree of the mythical society. Join up at Mythicalsociety.com. - Okay. Is this some kind of joke? - This is green beans. - I asked, I asked for one thing, I said my birthday, you know I love beans. Let's do a bean taste thing. and you give me these
mother flipping green beans. That's not a bean. This is like a green tube of disgrace. Just because the word beans is in it, does not mean that it's a
bean in the traditional sense. And people like me, we care
about this kind of thing. I'm serious. I'm offended. I will not. I'm sitting out of this round. Screw you guys. - We have to find the
Green Giant green beans. So, jolly green giant. Here I come. - I've calmed down a little. I meditated. - You meditated. - I'm 43. I can get
through this kind of thing. I can handle a lot. I've
been through a lot of life. - A lot of life. - A lot of life. More then you. - Don't forget it. Okay. So you're using your fingers, man. - I refuse to touch my spoon
to these tubes of disgrace. - Now the first one tasted decent. The second one tasted just
like an unadulterated bean. It almost had a raw taste to it. Oh God, what happened here? This one was like, this
is even a different color. It's not, it's hardly green. - Hmm huh.
- Alright. It's not good. - Yeah. - These and these have a
very green beanie taste. This has, this has been
sitting around a lot. I think these are the tastiest ones. - They got a lot of salt for sure. - Yeah. Yeah. I really do think a lot of
this comes down to the salt. I'm going to defer to
you on your birthday. - [Stevie] Oh, Rhett, please. - You agree this one's the tastiest, or you think that was the tastiest? - I think this one's the tastiest, but I think that this is not
the brand that we're after. - Ho ho, ho. - That's just my guess. - [Stevie] The Green giant green beans are in bowl number four. (Rhett laughing) - I still have the gift. - [Stevie] The others
contained Signature Select. - How does the gift apply to a green bean If you don't even think it. - I don't know man, the
universe just speaks to me. - [Stevie} From Vons,
Walmart's Great Value, and Dollar General's own Clover Valley. - DG.
- Dollar General. They not even worth a dollar. In General. - According to my sources, Hannibal Lecter once said, "I ate his liver with some
fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Yeah.
- I wouldn't know. And while we are not cannibals,
we will be eating kidneys. No fava beans involved. Our job is to identify which
of these is Bush's best. - Which of these is bushes best? - I didn't say that. Which of these is Bush's best?
- Bush's best. - Not which of these bushes is best. Cause the only one is Bush's. - That's for your birthday. - I'm cool with that. - Which bush is best.
I'll be there for that. - Okay, here we go. Kidney bean. This is a tough one to eat. You like this. - I like this and it's a hardy bean to put into a lot of things. I love kidney beans in chili. - The bigger the bean, the
hardier it is for me to eat. - It's kind of a nutty,
it's got a nuttiness to it. Whoops, dropped a bean.
Don't worry about it. Ow. - Was that your knee,
your elbow, or nothing? I heard a noise but I didn't
see anything hit anything. - It was my elbow. I usually don't say ow
when I get hurt either. But, you know what? I'm getting older. I just want to start using
more traditional terms. - It took me 43 years to it to feel pain - Ow, that hurt. - Number two wasn't bad. Did you say that was nutty, or woody? or this one? - The last one is awful. - Oh, is it? Let me have some. Wow. - Yeah. - That is tasteless. These two are the best.
- Yeah. - I'm ready to vote. - [Stevie] Was Rhett going
first this time? Link? - Alright, I'll take a risk. You're the only one really taking a risk. - That's right. - [Stevie] Bush's Best kidney
beans are in bowl Number two. - Dang son. - Hey, I mean four for
four. I mean listen. - Did they give you the answers? - No they didn't. - Did they give you the answers? - I know what's your thinking. It's his birthday, they
gave him the answers. They didn't give me the freaking answers. - [Stevie] The others are Kroger. - I got the answers right here. Let me finish this thought, Stevie. - [Stevie] Target's Market Pantry, and Whole Foods 365. - Hmm. - Wow. I have an opportunity for a
queen sweep on my birthday. I don't want to screw this up. - You need it. You need to do it. - Don't screw it up. Well it all comes down
to this pinto beans. The bean of beans. When
you think of beans, you're probably thinking of a pinto bean. We've got to find the Bush's pinto beans. - When you think of beans. - Bush's Best. - I call them peento beans. - Yeah, well that's wrong. - No it's not. Thick skin on that peento. - You call it a peento?
You don't call it a peento. I know you did say pench for a long time. - Not as good as number one. - That's sort of a
popcorn consistency to it. - This one right here. Two guys eating beans. Watch away. Watch away. - Okay.
- That's decent. It's definitely not this one. Right? You know that. I'm pulling for you man. - [Stevie] I am too. There's
so much on the line here. - I want you to queen
sweep it on your birthday. - Man, hold on. - With just throngs of people
watching, cheering you on, Rhett, I can, I can,
I can feel the energy. He thinks he has it. He has made his vote. It's number three. And I am going to go with number one. - It was either one or three. I think. - [Stevie] The Bush's Best pinto beans are in bowl number three. (Rhett and Link cheering) - Yes.
- He did it. - Oh man.
- He hasn't lost it. - Wow. Oh my gosh. That was
the best birthday ever had. - Yes. - It's all down hill from here. - No it's not, because you
win a three bean hand massage. - From who?
- From who? - From him?
- Me truly? - From him.
- Okay. - That makes it seem different. - Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is? - Hey, I'm Kimble. I'm from Orem, Utah.
And Link, you're wrong. Rhett's beans are astronomical. And it's time to spin
the wheel of mythicality. - Listen. He had to get under
a trampoline to tell you that. - He's hiding. - But it's still true. It's still true. Click the top link to watch us do some mystery birthday shotskis
in Good Mythical More. - And to find out where
the wheel of mythicality is gonna land. - Link was calling Jade
to come into the office. He was like, " Jade, come here." Christie and I both thought he said Chase, in that manner and
Christie like grabbed me, and she was like, "If he ever talks to you
that way, you come get me."
