We Bought EVERYTHING Store Roulette Chose For Us!

what's going on guys welcome back to dope or no things look a little different maybe doper nope 2.0 yeah that's right we listened to your feedback wide and clear i don't know that's what i was going to say yeah loud and clear thank you woods and you guys said a bunch of things first off you said we hate matthias i said that and i couldn't get past pretty much anything after that i'm scared so we just went back to the oldest no so we heard you loud and clear you wanted the setback and we're kind of in a different spot right now which is kind of cool i understand it's flipped please don't ask us to flip it back it's way too much work it doesn't really work the other way anyways we're going to be doing more classic doper nope style but we're going to do it with a twist we're going to find the products now no one's going to find them for us and then randomly give it to us and we'll pretend to have a great reaction no we're gonna buy products that we want yeah yeah the first one sounds like christmas and today you're gonna see some footage of woods and i in the past purchasing some of these products before this set was even built so let's begin store roulette what camera do i look the main one okay the middle one cool oh if you're new here i'm sorry and guys if you're old here i'm sorry anywho i just want to let you know look at this it's definitely not mega desk it's all green on the other side it's blue and pink and it's amazing no but in all reality let me know down in the comments below if you enjoyed this video wait until you get to the end of the video to give me feedback to see how you feel about it i don't know if this is the final set for doper nope it just depends really on what we're doing if we're having fun and whether or not you guys are having fun with us so this is called storeroulette.com take me to an online store that i have never heard of okay here is the rules we have to find at least one thing on every site to buy what are we buying for like something that we want or something that would be great for our grandma anything we have to have a use for it we have to figure out someone that'll want it or someone somewhere that'll do something with it okay appropriately okay are you nervous i'm a little bit nervous yeah why am i actually nervous redprestige.com pick your frame oh sunglasses oh tight those don't look tight okay but those are just one this guy's got a snake on his neck yeah did you even see that snake yeah you know what's funny is that like you look at images like this and your first instinct just be like wow that guy looks pretty hard and then you think about the actual time when he was taking this photo and you think about all the lights and the camera and the people in front of him being like look hard harder and he's like you got it yet you're gonna get the snake off my shoulder they're not expensive but they're not my style oh there you go these i can rock these are knock-off ray-bans dude you could rock these no i don't like those the ray-bans you've worn them before yeah but i've seen it i know but i just don't like my face well that's a different problem well yeah but those like exaggerate what i don't like about my face which is what let's talk about it i'm gonna get them sick dude oh i thought it was stacks of cash well they're enormous i don't want that are these giant two probably these i can rock add the card good for you all right so that was that first product what was it i don't know i don't even know what these are honestly my girlfriend had covered when they did this and she's good now right she's better than ever and she got super sonic feeling and tasting no real smelling what does that mean well she did get super sonic feeling like her upper body was her upper body was about like shivering it was like the right word she was super sensitive to touch that's not super sonic most people were like super unsensitive to taste and tanner actually didn't get sick either it's because i have a person well i wouldn't go that far anyways unbox the product eat a lot in and out guys this one's going to be a short video because we're figuring out how to buy products and wait for them to come in time red prestige oh these are the really expensive glasses they were expensive yes oh yeah like i looked at them something glasses a little early because i wasn't in the beginning part so i had to figure out what it was they looked pretty cheap i know we were trying to buy the cheapest ones on the site because there were hundreds of dollars and honestly i'm not really looking forward to this i really tried to buy something that i think i would use you might like them i have a pair of what these are knocking off which is ray-bans and so i'm hoping that these might even be better than the ray-bans whoa the back looks nice no they feel cheap but i've actually had cheap sunglasses big shock i've had millions of them he's like i bought something at the sunglass house and then i bought ray-bans which these are totally knock-offs can you zoom in on that look it literally has a little insignia right there as if it's like yeah this is red prestige these aren't knockoffs these are better than ray-ban no they are not they're definitely not better than rape let me see why not because they look great okay they feel really really heavy for one good no that's not good oh you don't like way to your glasses they feel plastickier than raymond they feel heavier less flexible and the lenses aren't as good so that's unlike my girlfriend one of the things that ray-bans really has it down is the lenses are really high quality when you buy a cheap pair of sunglasses like like forever 21 and then you swap them and put on ray-bans you're like oh it makes a huge difference this is just more so they're trying to get a brand yeah i'm not a huge fan of those those feel heavy i like them well great you're going to use them for the rest of the video no not for the rest of the video these are going to be our sponsorship classes okay these are the sponsors whenever we get sponsored you'll pull these out yeah that's right i'm talking to you mcdonald's i want a tanner mom at all meal it's a two mcdoubles ketchup and cheese only large coke extras and don't forget about the barbecue sauce this is the number nine why don't you know that there's single know that because when i go to mcdonald's that's all i get so you get the pizza yeah food you get some tanner meals i'll take your royalties personally it's nope i don't think it's a dope i don't think it is your product next product no this is yours dude i shouldn't give it back hey no if we're not going to keep the products remember we're going to give them away at the end of the video in a mystery box yeah so you have i'm still in the process of figuring out you have to commit i'm keeping him yeah it's way more of a pain in the butt to sell i'll tell you that no but you're not missing the pool no i'm so excited it's your job to do it now i'm gonna hoard yeah but now i can hold this guy good luck because he's too lazy to give you guys stuff i'm going to bring you all dude we're giving things away for a dollar and people are like where's it i'm like it's getting here i'm trying to figure it out give me a second like i'm doing it tanner has to hand deliver it siren 3 pro the connected boat you're about to buy some smart boat success he looks like can that be a meme without even listening to it he was like alexa ask sign marine for the battery status on my boat battery one currently reads 13.16 volts can you can you guys say in the dopernobe subreddit can you for me please have alexa respond in a different way and he's like your wife just called she's leaving you you don't have a boat please for me i just need it control your boat from the palm of your hand this sucks because i don't have a boat it looks like they have multiple products maybe we can just buy like an antenna oh my gosh go immediately to the accessories wow i'm really bored already yeah let's uh do we get a mulligan i feel like um i don't think so 17 bucks monthly service plan we won't be able to unbox anything for a boat you want to buy a boat right now you have always wanted to buy a boat with my money [Laughter] i buy everything with your money technically go to sensors 15 bucks right there a magnetic read switch oh we could use this really yeah you put it on a door it sounds an alarm sends a signal to whatever you wanted to say okay sick buy now also find a dealer oh okay no i was just kidding i don't want drugs all right you know what matt it's one part closer to my boat [Music] okay this is the next what this was the cheapest thing it was a boat website dog freak off a boat website youtube choose war bias the whole game tanner was the website that you go to you have to buy something no matter what and we went into a boat website that sells boat stuff and you didn't buy a boat that's what i said dude what did they they didn't they sell connected accessories for boats they didn't sell boats i would have bought a boat if they had votes tanner you have to give this away anyways because we're not going to keep this none of us have a bow can we look at it no [Laughter] mint condition i need to get the full 99 no no it's a mystery box you get everything in one thing at the end of the episode whatever we don't keep is all put in one mystery box and sent to the person who buys it yeah so any of you eight-year-olds who really want a boat receiver we'll sign it i'll sign it so maybe we could sell it for two dollars we're just gonna sell people a bunch of stuff we don't want yeah would you've been doing that for years over here by the way oh yeah what's the matter with you yeah you're just like all of a sudden not understand taking things from high five yeah this guy's been getting mystery boxes for years so you're just going to give them away and not give it to me that's a solid point put this in the mystery box pile i will don't tell them no it's mint conditioner next store oh memobottle.com i'm actually curious continue even though it's not safe because i'm a rebel okay oh forbidden you got forbidden just type in memo bottles i love those those are actually so cool i actually wanted one to put it in my fanny pack it's a flat water bottle to put in your bag dude that looks really sick we're doing it dude i don't care we're doing it go back go back my product go back i'm too excited you're going to have to buy two put that in your bag it doesn't like take up awkward spot they're not glass though probably for the best oh look at that little leather pouch that's sick too dude that'd go really nicely with your fanny oh i wanna sleep yeah yeah do the sleeves add a metallic lid yeah yeah do the metallic lid dude black dude that's tight add to cart and then let's go get yours 12 ounces it's like a can of soda wait what's the a5 26 ounces yeah where's the middle ground the 15 ounce one it's too slim you're gonna lose it gonna lose it yeah it's 15 ounces how do you lose 15 ounces i would say get this one that's big that's not gonna fit at all in my bag then get that okay i'll get the a6 okay let's get your a6 and then you're gonna be drinking water in style yeah we will kind of lead you on matte black bro what about that this yeah the lanyard so i can swing it around a little water bottle scarf oh the car dude i'm gonna swing it dude you don't even know wait is this it is this what we want i don't know this is it wait do i get one two fans are definitely not getting this no heck no you weren't there what you potentially had coved we disowned you potentially temporarily that's like my asterisk the government tells us to do that hey if you know anyone that has code that disowned them for a short amount of time okay i'm excited about this one i feel like people would make fun of us for this though but if we stick to it together i thought you were going to piss punch me dude i don't want to grab your pinky no no just grab my pinky it's a pinky you've never made a pinky promise okay so this is one of the cases you make a good case for it wow this is high quality wait so it has water that comes out of it okay so this one is the a6 this is mine so this one's woods excuse me tanner i'm checking very excited oh you get a whip with it no this was mine oh you would want a whip so we got two caps excuse me sorry my unboxing experience i'm so excited about this this guy's unboxing it for me i'm gonna do it dude i'm gonna disown you again you wish you could i know where you play unbox woods he doesn't care about his no you do you want it [Laughter] so this is a water bottle designed to fit in your bag i hate you i actually hate you i literally have not touched anything when i tell you i'm being 100 real with you i never opened it no way did we just get scammed no someone's playing a prank on me i see this guy i'm laughing because it's so convenient but i literally look at it hold on pull the bags pull it back the bag was open no the bag was almost open see how it kept almost opening i just wanted to see what it was and then that's when i found out what it was and i didn't open it all the way see i couldn't fit anything through here you actually didn't get yourself oh i thought it was gonna be are you kidding me dude you got robbed i can say because i've been wrong i've been so looking forward to this one product this is my legacy on doper note the one product i've waited for years for a product i want wait wait wait wait wait maybe it's under no it's not under what is it in here who's playing a prank on me wait why are you actually not stop it someone's playing a prank on me right now i don't believe that they wouldn't send it i'm being flat out real with you i literally didn't open the packaging like it was closed packaging i'm actually crying why would you go to open it right off the bat as if you weren't gonna like make the joke that's why i kept laughing because it was so convenient to blame me when i really had no input on it at all hey dude here's your metal cap how did that happen i have two caps now i'm really excited i have two caps on a leash you want a waterfall from mine listen memo bottle you can do right by this what the heck i actually want this product well they better send it to us now for free i'm disappointed in your memo bottle do you think someone here stole it no dude the bag wasn't open i'll contact them but look it's open from both sides no yeah i was trying to look into both sides it literally didn't leak yo this fits someone here this guy is making his own story whatever works for you bro i promise you we have an imposter among us it fits you tell me matt no way i someone took it there's absolutely no way they forgot what i'm telling you that no one took it there's no way someone took it because why would they have not taken the cat correct see now you're figuring it out hey are you gonna use that strap here i'm not this isn't i want this cap though it's a nice cat bailey can you reach out so i can get my memo bottle thank you bailey everyone like for bailey go crazy for bailey i better fight not inside there i bet if mine existed it'd be nice too all right next product big money big money big money big money big money okay i should have said small money what the heck dude i initially clicked on this and like i got like three youtuber merch sites and i was like this will be fine or totally this is like beyonce's this is like the no offense but this is not great jewelry really you don't think so are you kidding me who are you thanos like come on he actually has all the infinity stones on earrings what is high jewelry it's unobtainable jewelry thousand buddha bracelet yikes whoa what is that unobtainium unobtainium oh my god that is two hundred thousand dollars there's no way i'm affording anything on this website where are the deals clearance do you see clearance anywhere it's a book 50 bucks we can buy a book we're okay guys we are okay we almost got screwed there this book is two hundred dollars alchemy a passion for jewels we'll be able to see everything they sell but that's it i'm gonna buy a book but i could just use the website this doesn't make any sense contact a specialist for availability wait can't buy it even put the cancel sign hey i know what that cancel sign means can you uncancel it just it looks like we can't buy it i have to buy the other one i can't buy that dude it's too expensive i'm not paying 200 for a book that's actually pretty dope the owl's eating your fingers if i like rule the country i'd totally wear that all right how about one mulligan each is that not gonna work everyone's gonna be upset i mean okay let's try it yeah because i don't want this no one wants this and the cheapest thing they have is six hundred dollars guys you can flame me down in the comments below if you don't think so i'm moving on it's gonna suck i think i lucked out amanda loves this brand cacao powder yeah but i want to get something tasty have you ever had a goji berry have you is it joji i don't know no that's the singer have you ever had a kochie berry have you i'm about to force feed you no dude stress relief yes i'm definitely stressed because people keep botching gopro note transitions coughs up blood ew tumeric tumor is so good for you man turmeric tastes like toilet cleaner i don't disagree it sure does it tastes like awfulness but you should uh thank you idiots about to buy their products what about the cacao latte that sounds legit and supposedly it's supposed to de-stress me i don't see how that's possible to distress me with caffeine but all by the hype i can't read it i want to get a snack so i can eat it on camera hungry wait what so i can eat it on camera when we unpack to this kakao goji ad cart what is a goji it's not a fruit is it uh it's like a berry look let me show you oh we just happened upon uh nutsinbulk.com is there one of our sites no we actually stumbled on it nuts in bulk all right sweet check out sick what is this oh these are superfood things cacao goji berries cow ew goji berries no goji's pretty good have you ever tried dried goji no well we're all trying one yum you have the big one no you have to eat it no way dude why would you who buys this this is such an amanda product it is not in a bad way it's just this cheers this has come out of me before by the way like a power bar honestly not bad oh just get a reese's it's not candy i'm just saying which one of us bought coffee to the death and came out alive me eat a reese's bar you didn't fight coke you didn't have it i confronted it for 14 strong stressful it's like gandalf and the ball rock dude no i'm down there just hitting it with you your wife to be is the strong one much stronger no no these are good honestly i enjoyed them tanner there is no these are yeah no tanner's right just get a reese's it's got two grams of protein and eight grams of sugar i've known it's like like eight years and that's the first time i've said it right never centers right i'm gonna be honest with you in two of these there's only two grams of protein that one thing has one gram of protein ours was not worth it well and i was surprised that i was like oh this is good i could snack on this this isn't bad but tanner's right eat a reese's eat a reese's or get these pieces shake this drink what a pizza then guys thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed this video make sure you check out that video right there that's from dopernode 1.0 ew because we're 2.0 now we're the 2.0 boys he might not be here all the time so i just choked on the eyes bye

Channel: DOPE or NOPE

Views: 1,170,482

Keywords: dope or nope, matthias, hi5 studios, top 10, funny, funny videos, comedy, jokes, amazon, amazon prime, friends, friendship, unboxing, unbox, store, roulette, risk, risky, gucci, mystery box, shopping haul, haul, absurd, mystery, products, buy

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Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021