I Bought 10 Products With The FUNNIEST Amazon Reviews!

so we got the wolf of wallstreet with Leonardo DiCaprio and the review say hello everybody and welcome to table oh my gosh today go my gosh come on today we have another special video for you I'm in it yeah hey the boys are back mathias no longer sick a little bit yeah he's like 90% better but today we bought 10 parks with the funniest Amazon reviews that's right we went through and we found a bunch of Amazon reviews that were super super funny and we bought the products associated with those reviews so what we're gonna do today look at those reviews buy the products and then we're gonna try and leave reviews back to see if ours is funnier than theirs and then we're gonna have you guys vote to see if we were funny or not so each one of us has to review our own product gotcha I can do this I'm not nervous you're nervous shut up but we can work together to make the best job to make the best joke no I know well we want the fans to vote on all of doper no one not that other people not to other people well should each of us write a joke yeah we said that you people your product you have to write the review for it okay your product ready review alright never mind Michael Casabella toilet bowl brush with holder set white oh man i'm worried about the reviews it looks like just a standard product the review is titled agony these things have caught on absolute agony and quite disgusting to use call me old-fashioned but I'm sticking with toilet does it clean rust you need special cleaners for that look at these beautiful pictures dude I love I love toilet pics yeah this pictures of your toilet not you want it just your toilet aDNA car I gotta take a look at this product before I leave a hilarious review I mean this is just the toilet brush right something you won't find at Taylor's house actually I'm the only person in my house that has a toilet everyone tries to use it okay Patrick okay okay here we go I got you overall rating yeah yeah yeah and yeah what's the most important thing use your headline you're setting up your joke here multi-purpose I would have never lit that with no no don't explain it don't explain it don't explain the joke cuz I killed the joke he's killing a joke everybody I think he's losing it oh he's gonna go over the top now to make up for this keep explaining it really quick I just want to see you how would you use this as a toothbrush what do you mean you clean the thing alright guys so down in the description down below the top link is gonna be a straw poll we're gonna leave all of our names next to the usernames and I want you guys to vote in that straw poll whose was better okay and then we're gonna take a whole accumulation of that we're gonna post on our Instagram at high fived open up the results of who was the best and all of these different things yeah make sure you guys do that make sure you guys play along with us okay funny boy I was actually really good alright next product Oh me I yeah at me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah funny animal mask collections or festival or dance party horseman pretty much it's a giant horse man what can I take a picture and make it part of my review oh that's a no-no Bob hey don't send me to your toilet pictures like this okay saved my life five stars when I turned state's witness they didn't have enough money to put me in the witness protection program so they bought me this basket gave me a list of suggested places to move since then I've lived my life in peace and safety knowing that my old identity is forever obscured by this life-saving item Wow Wow a great story Thank You doc no that's the government all right let's go ahead at Acharya I got a seal it looks like a person to get inspired by now gonna be honest guys it's really hard for me to not think of something a little bit raunchy with this one try did you try to not be raunchy I wasn't raunchy yeah you did it good you pretty much said brushing your teeth getting a toilet paper you gave me a toilet brush Oh God talk to the horse I'd behoove you to stop I need inspiration overall rating five stars durability five stars comfort five stars five stars that's comfortable to you value for money I could give six stars I wouldn't here's why my headline poorest girls you're on a farm in Alaska no Kansas tornadoes everywhere is that Dorothy C no that's right it's a horse girl what's a horse girl horse girls are girls I love horses the renowned for being just absolutely crazy you know yeah oh he's still gone I think we could just end there no does the main match the tail fluff all right guys vote right now again vote again Robert put them up on the screen guys go and get your second votes in Heartland break deals Crime halter keychain red pepper spray it says do not buy if you live in Massachusetts New York Wisconsin or Michigan Hawass safety is not allowed there you must be be able to be attacked at all time all right can you replace it when you run out if you run out of pepper spray you need to move to a different neighborhood brah that's so true here's like i'ma write a little review but before we get to that part we're also gonna play a round of the dope or note card game baby and this will be one of the products that will play wet so naturally we would get seven cards but this time we're only gonna get six and the seventh card will be and we have to use the pepper spray card yes okay all right so here's the dope or no card game link down in the description below it's on Amazon as well what we do is we start off by giving six cards and we pretend one of the cards is that pepper spray we take these cards we have to combine them to make a new product and we have to sell them to our buyer you have buyer cards like tree hugger ninja Santa Claus or horse go so horse-girl is gonna be our buyer so what we know about horse-girl is crazy and she's half horse once we create our combinations using this timer then we pitch it to the horse girl we got one minute one minute and go got it I know I'm done I'm good I'm ready all right horse cool if you could pick someone to go first horse girl who's going first me okay goes first I'm a good person I'll go first guys pepper spray it's a thing right but what does pepper spray need and when do you most often use pepper spray at night so you need a flashlight to make sure that it's attached to the pepper spray so you can know what you're hitting and then here we have cement it's a cement attachment so it can also shoot pepper spray but it can also shoot cement shoots um yeah because nothing messes people up more than shooting cement if someone is bugging you hit them up some cement they'll be stuck in place it's quick-drying why are you pissing to me why there's a horse I don't want to look at the horse okay I'll go next a horse of course of course you never know what those man horses are doing they got bad ramps so here's what you do you might run out of pepper spray so you got a little you got a limo eyes it that means it extends to have more pepper spray you can just hit them alright cuz all the horses coming at you at once here's here's what else happens when you're using pepper spray that can't be the end of it you gotta you gotta report them the best way to report them is if it's also a camera that's a good idea I know you're going and it's also taking a picture of your offender of your enemy if your horse like a fender alright guys so for my mission with this pepper spray I got the two lids spray blaster so attach to your pepper spray it's mounted it's attached it's all combined as one on top of the blaster so what's inside the blaster you might ask gasoline and when you pull that trigger it ignites it right so to help it go even further just to make sure cuz this is possible weapon oh no these horsemen can be very dangerous sometimes they just want more than I thought were going to horse girls will these horse men - horse girls this kids going after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and now you must leave a funny review Michael let's not forget before Michael leaves that review we've been working on this game for two years guys it would be awesome if you guys would check out the product in the link in the description maybe play it with your family and your friends what I want you all to do is we're gonna run a little game here right guys how would you guys to write a customer review on our board game right I want it to be funny I want it to be thought out kind of like what we're doing here and we're gonna pick the funniest one and we're gonna shout it out and shout the person who left the review if you guys buy it you become a verified purchaser so we're going to see those ones no matter what so if you want a possibility to shout out to win that competition please please please play along with us knees on self and I once fell in love with the most majestic why does this sound like a true story that I had ever seen I confessed my love and she denied me I said I would never look at another girl again I did what my self all right Robert show us the comparison on the screen right now and guys make sure you go to description to vote on that one as well so we can see if Michael is funnier than the original review thank you I need a new but a silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end because it says but little kids laugh at anything that says buzz but how many eight year olds are laughing right now hey year-olds challenge three two one but that's right you'll have laugh too much so it's very disappointing it's not wonky donkey for sure what is wonky donger I bought this because it was recommended since I bought wonky donkey it's not very funny and the ending is so abrupt it leaves you wondering if a page is missing I'm no prude I like a good fart joke the next guy but this book just wasn't good I don't recommend creepy book pics show full butts not just cracks here and there one look too much effort to return creepy stuff ok which one of these do you want to compete against I'll compete against whichever one you think is the funniest I say the second yes again so Kay Paulus Add to Cart I need a new but now I'm just really curious I need a new but mine's got a crack I can see in the mirror that is the premise the whole point is he thinks his butt crack makes his butt broke that a buddy they're all butts for spent sale been there brother I've been trying to buy a new butts for years I hey ok I got the I got the picture alright let's see what you got but boy one star I'm not gonna do that ah I'll do three stars cuz I'm he bought it we don't like we actually bought it upset I'm upset I didn't see this angle coming my momma read this book to me last night she said listen up Johnny she goes first of what kid uses quotation marks she said alright you got but problems Robert that was good that was good Robert show the two comments on the screen down below guys vote in the description down below and let's get into that next product wall new universal waterproof ereader protective case cover for Amazon Kindle Oasis paperwhite Kindle 20 it's a case that's waterproof but scale-out reviews let's see what the funny review is for this product hoping it would be crap for Kindle would slip out and electrocute bedlo got this for my mother-in-law hoping it it'd be crap her Kindle would slip out in electrocute her so far this bloody thing is staying in one piece great for waterproof kindling crap former just like dang Ben you're too honest in the comments no tell people that see Ben's right at the car nice cab me the weirdest way to catch it from behind okay alright here we go oh and we got a bowl of water then we're gonna test to see if I can get electrocuted or not Ben you better not be lying damage is gone Oh Mike this thing is triple-sealed really it better be if it's gonna keep it safe I'm putting all my sandwiches in here for the future all right here we go you're gonna turn this on really quick really drown it and then I'm gonna try and dislike I like how we really just allowed him to maybe electrocutes okay there's no source of power moving out this is the riveting riveting review okay tanner it works so reviewing on this is important for my review it is dry right all right so Tanner would have lived I would've made it then you're not as fellow doesn't mean I'm happy about you though alright my turn to write overview Ben you think you're funny check out my funniness overall rating I go with or durability I'm gonna go with the 5 it worked I like your money we're gonna go through three should've just gotten an iPhone this water wet how would it not be wet you know just for my own safety I'm gonna take this outside I'm gonna tack listen in I have to tell you all secret that's been on my chest I really wanted the new iPhone 11 Pro max X X X but my mommy said I couldn't have it unless there was probable cause so what do I do I drown that sucker but here's the sitch I just throw it in water mama gonna be mad so I bought this case we're like okay and wanted to have it not work but it did now dad's home he's got the belt this is what I get for insurance fraud thanks Obama all right there we go Robert if you go ahead and click that put those down below and let the people vote was mine funnier where's the other guys funnier both equally pretty men we're gonna see what the viewers but we're gonna get that next product in the meantime canister vacuum green bagless it is bagless people right there as it said and I mean come on we got a back in here we can get in different colors you can get him a room bag do I bad boy I can say now cuz he said it would be less funny but I was gonna be like they can't even hear that cause it's going into his money alright Damon but we booked this guy in there yeah first I got put into a wall well that's right that's right yeah this is gonna short-circuit our to vacuum this thing sucks and blows that was skip what the heck did is that from earlier oh yeah we just I was like if actually came from the air I'm highly concerned there's like hair in the case that was my toupee oh I got a fear of holes oh that's efficient what are we QVC alright the review Michael I'm gonna say five on all I didn't try hardwood floors yeah sure that's great what are you doing ellipses after all yours it's like oh why teacher's pet I thought the biggest suck-up I've ever known well you're stuck with I mean it's a vacuum you know like what more can I really do here that's good alright Robert and Cameron put the two comments right down below for us let the viewers choose in the description below make sure you guys vote and we're into the next product Wow I've seen these before I've actually bought one of these before portable Pete's and you bought one well I'm for taupe or nope so you it's just like a portable pouch for your pizza you can carry a slice of za around but this is for a different cause we're not here to just carry pizza we're here to carry Pete's with a purpose yeah review exactly here's the review every morning I get up and slip a pizza into the pouch and wrap it around my neck life couldn't be easier I finally have followers on all my social media accounts I have been invited to join book clubs I even have a BFF for the first time ever the dog even wants to be my friend also the pizza aroma covers up my natural body or silver craze so yeah that's not that's not tough to beat I was trying to be funny yeah maybe his delivery made it weak throw a lap track behind it Roberts just so we can give him a fair chance the pizza aroma covers up my natural no no that wasn't funny antique art all right we ordered it twice and it still didn't show up such home by this product I'm gonna leave a review because of it but if you want to see me use this product here's the old time I use this product zaza I took this to the Renaissance Fair don't worry I made the sash extra long and when you have pizza in it the bag is opaque you could still see the pepperoni the bag was clear and it showed off your Dingling hey Robert compare the two down below Robert viewers in the description vote again you know the deal and on to the next one victory knock what the heck I think I just looked at the prognosis for you know victory knocks one point six seven five nine five nine to xav T Swiss Army Swiss champ xav t pocket knife this thing's $320 oh my goodness gracious great balls of fire it's got literally everything eighty-three functions three hundred and twenty dollars alright let's take a look at the funny comments see what it says I tried to file my nails but in the process I actually fixed a small engine I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled or washing why don't I give this competitive one look there's like all these add-to-cart this is beautiful case I mean I guess we spent the money for it but look at this it's how big my hand is everybody that is redonkulous have you ever seen a Swiss Army knife where you don't carry this around in your pocket like it has a little keychain is it any what do you think michael has 150 things oh yeah but depending like how and what it is I'm afraid to open something it looks like there's multiple of the same thing might lose a finger oh my gosh this thing really does have everything it would take me hours to open this whole thing up well that's that's that that's overpriced if you ask me that is pretty intense yeah so for this one I'm gonna upload an image so you throw a picture of a sharper image store in there easy money I threw it this product away and my dumpster - hey sharper image format and I made it better i put imagery there and i made it my own self I don't know I agree with Liz talk about that's crazy man quality Robert put them right here put mine put theirs I want to be a close battle I don't want to be this two separate battle like who made the better thing within the meme all right vote in the top link of the description it's gonna say straw poll you know what to do in bangs we got the wolf of Wall Street with Leonardo DiCaprio now I know what you're thinking that's a real simple easy basic one yeah it's just a DVD or blu-ray yeah and the reviews say no second one says so like where are the wool I figured with the title it was a documentary about how urbanization is affecting wildlife but no it's about some scumbag that does a bunch of bad adult things and has a good yeah I mean that's it right there so what you want to compete against I don't wanna compete against that just right woof woof hi Michael it's better be a banger joke I don't know tell me the movie look like just to prove we bought it for the people guys don't be like oh my gosh we had the blu-ray version the most expensive version I know the viewers I don't want you to be like oh they said they were gonna buy and while they didn't show them buying it we bought it look at the back it's got a dude screaming in a microphone just like we do all day but it's not right on this one come on Michael you can do it you're competing against there were no wolves in this movie it's not that hard I mean that was like funny though Michael you're ever thinking it you really are right just a lonely guy here who's still looking for his wolf pack any takers that's why God bro I don't like sad I gotta go for friends and an Amazon descriptions thought this movie was about furries the exact opposite is what I got the doctor Squatch men's cedar citrus so natural exfoliating soap bar okay so it's soap I see and then we have some half-naked men got it I'm not interested yeah you are no that's why you're about to buy this product I was worried that if I used this it would make me a man the description for the soap is labeled strictly for meds so I was afraid I would wake up with a new body parts and less curves good news I woke up today as a female still the smell is very national refreshing I like waking up at 4 a.m. and running with a pack of wolves across the great pnw and jumping into a lake filled with citrus infused sparkling water wow that was sloppy dude you won't just smell good either the skin will be healthier and more nourished dare I say so oh man I'm supposed to have soft skin well men weren't supposed to cry during movies and then they made the movie Rudy reviews add-to-cart Cedars citrus is it good I'm not a fan I'm not a fan of City sir you should cheese I can't believe you don't love it I don't like cedar I'm gonna still rate it good because they have so many different scents I don't carry that disease so smells good but not a fan of a block of skin looking looking disease so skin disease there you go oh my god I wish they included it with sandpaper holy ravioli there we go guys take from that one Robert Sean right here thank you Robert you're the best check out the link in the description below and vote on this one as well guys if you guys want to see the results of this video make sure you guys check us out at high-five burn up on Instagram and check us out on Twitter because we're gonna post results all over our social media so you guys can see what everyone else is thinking as well so it seems super super dope so make sure you guys follow us alrighty folks thank you guys for joining us today if you enjoyed this video please share with a friend and don't forget to click that link down below and check out that dope or no card game baby cuz you can get one evey and there's only a limited supply and in the meantime check out that video right over there cuz YouTube recommends it just for you and check out this video right here because it is the first 10 products that we bought that Amazon suggested to us there are a lot of random kooky products in there just like this episode so check out one of those two videos and we'll see you in the next one

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Length: 24min 0sec (1440 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019