Bruce Bruce - Young Boys Don't Play (Stand Up Comedy) 1 of 2

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what's up players y'all right keep it all away in the game everything I ain't but something I Love You Man that's what you have to speak them young news good nigga got something fun you hit me then come the closer to the suburban then we got zone play I'm real naughty I'm thinking what's up brother ain't never love you don't know saying then get that side come on a win you see with that eye on the club and they let I do say hey move that goddamn car sign me where you want me to put it young boys don't play you hear me sit ain't like our world we talked in fighting y'all niggas shooting right out look up the hill or the jalapeño how you are doing this evening everything all right tall brother how you doing man I used to be your height I gained weight that shit come on down but watch yourself cuz I people never know what I do every time I be on the flash why people always wonder what I do you know I'm saying everybody be speaking so it when they don't know I tell them anything everybody was speaking to me on one flight this guy Lindo he say but I mean and getting your business but everybody speaking to you so you got to be somebody and I look at him I said you'll know anything no I sell the male stripper he say you bullshitting I said no he said what's your stage name I say stretch them all well I got a g-strain the size of a jump rope party people dig be all on the floor of course I'm laying down they he is a general he's looking for his seat with the loose muscle shirt that is a collector's item you need to frame it and put it in your living room I think about one shot in each glass blesses how hot she gonna get a little bulls and cousins aunts out do you see all the colors of that shirt but you need your ass flip I know you're mad but they let you can do about it you did it by yourself player then look I've searched by one nigga your father mo free did you see that shit what you bought that player hey of all Koreans caught you clubbing I got room for you you go to a comedy show come on my brother ah you like oh hell yeah hell yeah you know I brought a backup hey uh yeah you shouldn't look at mothers a hell nah now I'm just scared player but it looks good on you I would wear that motherfucker nowhere but you're a brave man why y'all in laughing I'm going through some shit I'll run through this area like that really you think I'm clever let me look down that one no time you'll be outside sitting in clutch on my fat motherfucker fat motherfuck I'm looking over there one more time that's all they can see by being fat motherfucker that's it people kill me fat motherfucker and people they don't like fat people quit calling us fat motherfucker cuz that don't bother us you understand what I'm saying ladies call me that other day you fat motherfucker I don't give her there you want to make me man you tell me Popeye chicken going out of here nigga I set this the 800 for Popeye some seared let my bullshit I eat my 27 pieces give me 27 pieces out there you not even looking at me you Twitter seven piece you got man walking back here 27 please and Chris McQueen don't know the link you wreck your damn car won't it oh my god you'll be riding over that hotline come on you running give me six of them blade give me six of them blade then the latest say something like that you can get six no $4 you'd be like you bullshit don't put him in a partner that what supper club you all right that my cousin right down the end right I raise your hand close you know Whittier got there that's my cuz I all beat me and related to me y'all women taught my little narrow nigga big niggas the one with the flow if you little niggas it when they got to go and then wrong with big as in now long as you take care yourself you spending like a young bad don't run up on oh girl and if your ground staying kids will tell you first hold it you'd be like hey look they're so old if that's your breath smell like that my momma say when your breath smell right there you got a lot of shit on your mind you should know somebody Brown preppie so bad you can see the words coming out their mouth you'd be standing on talking yeah I see what you're talking about you start moving here why you moving I see somebody behind you oh my god who this girl strapped like a German Toni's your tell your mama I see it thank you girl I break your back in three different places by the kitchen by the bathroom and by the garage don't see women like to be handled and that's what your brothers got to learn how to do that's why I like an older woman because the older woman and then she's an experienced woman so I like a woman when I look at her I'd be like look I'm a ten and a hands up and she looked back at me and say I'm a tear that ass up then I get scared for real women like to be handle man and fellas you know the summertime is here and if you're gonna wear sandals please get your feet done they don't mean you know pump and then that mean getting that hard shit rubbed off your feet I bet you right now y'all brother sleeping in socks cuz your feet like bricks hit your girl pop leg came out she got better crime saying it out to be something cooked on the leg on the bed what's wrong baby I don't know what it is got the bed you know your feet bad when you ball barefooted on carbon you picked the carpet up like we're rolling it Road I believe in them stinky ass feet uh-oh I come a little bitty boy man what's up baby hey y'all watch uncle he can fight real good he's a little pill that's one of my natural partners right there what's up man what love man y'all ever go to the seoul circles that's one of my main man the so the black circles they be flipping everything I saw a nigga pick up an elephant and carrying her across the room you know that how you being brother it's good to see you I love to you man that's a very good friend of mine man I wrote that joke a little bit of black man for him that nigger can fight right down I'm telling you you grab him you in trouble he's a ninja nigga throw a smoke bomb and be in the lobby come if you bless maybe you doing alright you know what I'm saying go whenever is coming from up above you is alright then I am so y'all go right then I look back there ain't plan you think I'm gonna start on this in you think I'm booty so you all have a suffer because they not land to church sisters right here praise God how you doing Holly Lou yeah you may be used to go to church your mama in hell no money she just touched the tree you remember that you train come by your mama say praise God you let mommy you didn't put no - you got damn your mom with your cousin in church shut your damn mouth you are writing like over look I tried to go buy me a a muscle shirt right I went to the Korean store I said look I want to get me a muscle shirt she did win off no no you don't need a muscle shirt I said shit tell me what I need you need a sumo wrestler Oh suck it suck it now don't worry about it I just like looking at Jenga game the wrong guy told Marta Jesus let's have them old news coming let me do something for you love you're not alone nigga Lord how much is shit how your mama doing everything all right I don't know what it is it got to be in the water what these girl eat man he going huh oh hi y'all well part Ohio huh young town Youngstown Ohio is I thought it was I thought Cleveland with the spot let me set up four stars I say New York niggas go crazy I'm from the lowdown Dirty South I'm from the ATL I'm from Atlanta Georgia yeah her brother gets shot and still this step crosses ants in the club they do working the camera raining man hey what's going on dude I like white people man they just pay on time and everything wipers write you a check you could take it to the bank in the morning brother write your check you're gonna post a the next Friday look you straight and I say if you're going that 30 the money won't be there why people fight your aunt's from a job and still be smiling you hear me this wily talk I'm sorry I let you go if you need a good run for settling in here car oh I say reference you don't think about blowing this bubble up why people different they say things different black people say butt-naked am i right something having the neighborhood why he put her husband outside naked police car as a black person what happened man she put my door he walk but nigger what if it was switching it was a white version what happened I don't I couldn't believe it when I saw it not thinking when she put in my side that's something through stark-naked what is stark naked do you know why people say start what is stark but you know one thing man one thing about black people if you go into a black Club and a white prints are coming there black people don't say nothing of black people don't care blows and I caused the problem you me the club like hey man why do you walk then brush it okay more young said I'm saying but if it was flip a brother walking a redneck bar oh the music's stopped you already look like a DD DD DD do god dammit who let you in here why did we just do things differently that's her brothers he's drunk he got high man you drunk man I'm fucking oh that's the black word in my life that's why I got you drunk jock Rakuten breath who the fuck is cooter brown

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Views: 7,270,465

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Keywords: Bruce Bruce, Bruce Church, actor, comedian, stand up comedy, comic, Comedy, Funny, Humour (Literary Genre), Humor, Jokes, Sketch, Young Boys Don't Play, idlewild, the wash, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, hair show, think like a man

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Length: 13min 2sec (782 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 14 2013

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