George Lopez - Why You Crying

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now 39 million in the United States 39 million million and that can't be an exact figure because when you knock on our door we never open it if you're not we hide who's that who's that bitch who's that bitch don't answer it Gilbert don't answer it from way across the other side of the house you see the window move with a little mirror when you knock we hide and when you honk we come running out kind of shit is that you'd be sitting in a house bomb ah purpose be all the fast food restaurants Latinos everyone jack-in-the-box all up he knows you have to speak Spanish to get a hamburger welcome to yak in the bucket here I'm sorry welcome back in the book and a hey leo M is this jack-in-the-box can I kill you you want some shin I'm hi can I have a jumbo jet okay you want a young boy yak yumbo yack I don't I don't think there's a why and Jack did it guess up I'm sorry socata caso I say do you wanna share l all right okay YW con queso you are a believer you wanna from fine friends ride you wherever you're fine and my friends are fine thanks and this is a throw mop what kind of fountain drinks do you have it's good ma'am what kind of fountain drinks do you have one minute babe Rudy just about to metallocene the fan to Drake what is it what is what it is fountain drink what is it what is what is it what it is it what is no one is coming on what it is asada asada porque no me dijo soda he taught me chanting drink like I'm a stupid why does his a stupid son-of-a-bitch gasps a stupid we got a cooker we got a peck see with elefanten you wanna chatter you want to chat down I don't want to talk to the manager I want something to drink tell or China I want a large Pepsi you're like a spy and spy Esper e SP s highest OPEC s fly-in so totally and we do things totally different I mean when we buy a house we add on to the house and we never hire architect or a contractor there was a dude that added a bathroom to the to his house he lives next door to me he had a surveyor out there in an orange vests in the middle of the street with the tripod and he's got the vest Jeremy do you have 23.7 has myth fantastic my grandfather added a bathroom to the house I grew up in he just went out there with his boxers on there tell me where tell me where because the man's on his way tell me where well go put her bra on and come on and tell me he would close one eye until he saw his nephew lolly lolly lolly mas not right there girl right there stay right there mark it you got a home depot you don't have measurements other guys got clipboards we just go how much drywall do you need watch I wait a minute stand right there what's up Dan about for Sally's Gail about night what's your weight then I have these shoes on nobody my which well how much rope do you need wait a minute I need about 10 turns about ten turns you know I had to have the roof fixed on my house and I said the insurance company sent me a check for $23,000 I cashed it I started spending shit that day I don't know what's for the guy for the roof right away so I come up buy everything how much I love a 500 or nightly then the guy comes a high I'm read the roofer do you have my check that the insurance guy that was yours wait a minute let me go back to circus city what I gotta take so I hire a contractor for the first time in my life because it back home we just hired whoever wasn't working you know so raise a roofer I get my check for $23,000 he disappears fifteen Mexican show up on my house I said shit I could have done that and they're on the roof they don't even have a ladder they don't even have it I don't know how I got on the road and climbed the fence so they're all tied together with one rope and you can hear him on top now my bushes way and one guy's swinging off and getting lemons and coming back so they're on the roof and it's about 110 degrees so I go get them water I said you know what I can't leave my people out there saying out loud you know that water hose doesn't reach I said I better get him so I go to Costco chink I bring them Arrowhead buy garlic sport bottle pull the top so I go home nobody's on the roof but the what the ropes are hanging us at all shit they fell off now I'm gonna go in the backyard it'll be $30 in your and i call 9-1-1 so i go to the backyard nobody but I hear music then then they didn't then they did it with the bad bass bigger badder than 11 and then you hear the song over done 10 nobody in the backyard I go all 15 dudes are in the colonna's and is swimming in my pool drinking my life identity so I'm standing in the doorway and the guy goes a jump in the Messner home

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Channel: rocha97

Views: 1,275,075

Rating: 4.802413 out of 5

Keywords: George, lopez, Why, You, Crying

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Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Tue May 13 2008

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