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a big racial thing but after 9/11 we were Americans right everybody saw that commercial with issue like a black person come out I am an American then a white person come out I am an American and another person [Music] you better show me a birth certificates alcohol with immigration on your ass I mean American looking like that that's America man we have nation of immigrants has some stolen people good to see I made it tonight we as the people need to come together and be together and ladies sisters stop hating when you see a brother with a white girl it's time to get past that I can't believe it's two reason why I really shouldn't bother you at this day and age first of all that ain't none of your business there's two grown people let them be together but more importantly a lot of brothers don't even know how to treat a woman right now I ain't hating on my brothers I'm just saying let the white girl find out see you see what y'all been going through don't even worry about it wait about 11 months you'll see I ass on the hood a little beige baby in the stroller has anyone seen Dante have you seen Dante that's my car my credit cards let it see Jennifer Lopez what's wrong with her watch T marry people what's wrong with you watch T marry people it's Robert shit what's wrong with her cuz that bitch needs citizenship this was wrong green cards me bring God say no cuz she does blue when she got here I know I bought a belt from that bitch in Tijuana you ain't she beautiful she is beautiful I ain't trying to hate she beautiful but she is up the Latin persuasion so as soon as she have a baby she gonna be shaped like Spongebob Squarepants [Applause] gonna be shaped like a bag of blockbuster taste that ain't never been a while got a whole bunch of ladies on this [Music] women of sneakiest creatures on earth [Applause] sneaky you don't believe me look at your girlfriend's cell phone right now ain't number women's names in there call one hello Sharon [Applause] we're going crazy I've been running in the stupid people everywhere I go it's just dumb folk if they needed like dumb people up I swear to god I'll live as long sad ain't number retarder people out there little lady gonna come up to me with a coffee cans I might wrinkle chingle chingle you know I don't know if I'm staying anywhere you won't leave you I'm gonna tell you right now I don't know what the hell is tsunami she really got pissed on you dancing on here last time I seen a tsunami but between two pieces of white bread and I hate that shit with some going chips she got real bad you even kiss me out of the most offensive store trying to buy all the more we're high as his clothes outlet marshals masters that's my store right there but one thing about bosses you've got to have patience up in there cuz ain't shit organized about their monsters you can find that stuff anyway now I bought me a nice little blue jean outfit pants and shirts out the pants we're supposed to be the shirt was in the back hanging in between some damn shower [Applause] we go to shirt always get killed on the job 30 white people killed at the post office cuz ya'll don't be listening because white people no friend got fire yesterday they saw security wipe his tail right my late this trash of the next day 9 o'clock like ain't nothing heavy put a long military book bag while bottom hey Freddie you broke one my mama didn't give a damn about no dog well I see white photos on Animal Planet y'all love y'all dog not my mama my mama ain't never want to snow Fido I don't and what we ate greens candy yams hot pockets you ever give a dog a hot pocket all that stuff so hard you get to put in his hand stop blowing him my dog ain't someone's booster be in style having human illnesses here in the backyard with high blood pressure and shit he's so sick he loses he'll chop his head people walking past the gate trying to figure out what kind of dog is my bald eagle German Shepherd what kind of dog is dead my mother gave my daughter playing hot chilies miss my dog doped up you can't hear bother them we started writing shut down roughneck I said really fact let me tell you some fellows about the switch it up hey if you really lure your woman I see a lot of y'all I got your girl with you tonight if you really love her she should be able to check the voicemail or your cell phone and your email [Applause] that's right because of you RealPlayer you got an email and of the sales Vols you don't even know about Oh Wade get out the shower Hey answer that phone for me my real phone buried out back in a potato chip everyone let me explain it to you now they miss play I know y'all watch though watch watch to see if I'm laughs every brother who did this before they would never admit it but I might meet it right here on comedy sir every dude at some point in town was at home by himself he might have been a shorty he was a kid but you did something gay you at home you took your thing and Chuck there to see what it look like he was a girl [Applause] you did [Applause] do what y'all careful Katrina man I took advantage I feel kind of bad I took advantage of Katrina I ain't gonna lie to you cuz we're Katrina going on you don't gotta argue with your woman about nothing cuz it's um too serious going on I come in the house late right wait you've been bitches go ask me where I've been in this water all down in our concerns are you know what [Applause] I grew up in a mixed neighborhood and that all kinds of friends blacks Flags Puerto Ricans I go to my white friend house and drink tang and shit one white person laughing yes [Applause] [Music] it's a white lady to you everything with a black man before you know what they say once you go black you know your family disowned yours it used to be illegal for a black man a date a white woman it was crate it was a time a black man could even lick up vanilla ice cream cone you know people lose their white ice cream fellows clap your hands if you hit with a girl you're gonna break up with when you get on your feet [Applause] she is one job-interview away from finding out how you really feel what's up you lonely bitches [Applause] lonely bachelors [Applause] I know alone I'm lonely and I'm bitter that's right better just a little bit today my anniversary of two years of being a lonely bitter ass bitch and I celebrate by throwing bricks at cars butt naked on top of a building you bastards because I see our favorite live favorite line meeting but let me tell y'all about that theory you know we attract the type of men that we have in our lives whatever we give out we get back so if you attracted me anyway then you [Applause]

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Channel: Dre Jordan

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Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 31 2017

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