Flashback Friday: Steve Harvey on Getting Fired

Video Statistics and Information

Video

Captions Word Cloud

Captions

black people handle getting fired different from wife oh you can't fire us the same it ain't gonna go good see different winking firing black people white people is this when you find white people they don't ever see it coming are you talking about what are you nuts for crying out loud for the love of God for pete's sake oh you got a list of shit they go down when they think they ass is gone cuz they can't believe they're getting fired see black people on the other hand we figure well any day now my ass ought to be out of here I see we know if it's some fine going on we first so we pretty much expected I know what I'm talking about because I didn't had a lot of jobs for I got into this right here I didn't have probably ten level jobs out of them ten level jobs I've been fired probably ten 11 times I just one job last job I had on some insurance I had this boss named Tom Tom was white I like Tom Tom was fair that's what I liked about it he was just a fair man I had never had a beef with him Tom was going to fire this white guy named Bob I like Bob I used to go to lunch with Bob met Bob's family bob was a nice guy so Tom came out the office one morning the fire bob bob was just sitting there she right away if I see Tom walking in my desk you know I perk up cuz this could be it Bob and Ian looked up you know Tom walked his ass out there you know your boss ass is kind of tight anyway I don't know why that he is they always walk like somebody pushing them I don't know why they ass beat I know if they scared somebody gonna break something off in it or what but it doesn't look like somebody pushing them in the ass all the time and he walked this tight ass out up up to Bob's destiny walk hey Bob Bob can I see you in my office for a moment please Bob said sure thing tom Bob stood right up walk right into Tom's office and said I'm Tom you wanted to see me what the hell do you mean does he want to see you he just walked out to your desk and said Bob can I see you in my office for a minute what is this bullshit about it's denial he don't see it coming and Tom proceeded to find Bob right by the book no Bob at the board meeting this past week and after going over the board we were kind of looking at your evaluation I want to tell you the truth you're just not cutting it Tom what are you saying you know get in here well what are you saying your ass is almost out of here you see what the hell's going on but denial Tom said listen to me Bob you're making this so difficult I know you're gonna have a tough time explaining this to Becky but we're gonna have to let you go oh oh Jesus Oh Tom what am I gonna do what about the mortgage what about the children's College Fund Oh father God yeah but when you go out there to fire Willie it ain't gonna go like that she believe me when you go out there to fire Willie you gotta take a whole nother protein Tom came out there one day to fire willing I said next to Willie Willie was my boy for sure so soon at town came out to offered me and Willie didn't win cuz we know something to go down Tom walked his ass right up to Willie hey Willie Willie can I see you in my office for a moment please what fault what the hell are we going in off from Photon you got something telling me you tell me right here I got a desk right here I ain't gonna know you got some care Willie you need to tell Willie right here now time no he got a problem he know he got to get this altercation behind closed doors right now cuz he know willing fitting to show his whole ass oh we're fitting a akha damn fool out here waiting finger tap all these cubicles in this office something fitting to go down so time Helen got his answering often willing stood up before Willie walked in will it start walking around the desk talking to me Willie's hang on huh gonna be some bullshit in here yeah I know some bullshit when I see it yeah buddy huh huh what the hell he called me in the office for I've been here 12 years bastard ain't never asked me to come in the damn office before it's gonna be some shit in here I'm gonna go in there I going in there but I'll tell you what better not be for what I think it is I know that so Willie walk right up in time what so Tom Tom tried to fire Willie just like a fired bar yo Willy we're at the board meeting last week you know we were going over your evaluation what valuation I ain't see no goddamn valuation we did your hand evaluation I didn't want what man forth did you post it on the board in the careful team last week I ain't seen nothing I'll tell you right now I'm sorry shit Jesus Willie come on you're making this so difficult alright Dan huh go ahead say it say it Tom say it say it say it Tom say say you better not say what I think you bout to say it say it Sam fire Sam fire I swear to god I'll burn this motherfucker say it down said I set this motherfucker on fire sale you bet myself I say off I say say it Tom say IKEA IKEA IKEA stuff I kill you kids she's are so willing I know you're gonna have a tough time explaining this to Wilhelmina I just say Brock no Wilhelmina this Bob will Etana Willie we're gonna have to let you go oh I'm not oh fuck you didn't oh I know you ain't signal F winner Turner oh don't know why you let Willie Tyler go that's bullshit I fuckin get my check give it a give him a check give a check give me my check don't play with my money get my check I burn I said it I'll tell swear to God give me a check gimme a check Willie we've got two weeks to send you your money you ain't got no two weeks with will eternal money give me my money now Willie don't see the security door surrounded the building Willie don't see the rifles aimed at his back all willing no is he leaving him without his check now all you see is Willie getting drawn out in some Cup hey TT give him a check

Info

Channel: The Official Steve Harvey

Views: 1,957,600

Rating: 4.8732362 out of 5

Keywords: steve harvey, getting fired, yellow suit, funny, comedian, kings of comedy, willie turner, family feud, Family Feud funny moments, family feud porcupine, motivational video, miss universe mistake, Steve Harvey Standup, little big shots, family feud kardashians vs west, standup comedy, self help video, inspirational quotes, stand up comedy, flashback friday

Id: iHwenOLL0sw

Channel Id: undefined

Length: 9min 2sec (542 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 21 2013

Reddit Comments