brooklyn nine nine being a mood for 4 minutes straight

alright I'm gonna go cry if I turn my tweets into a bug be myself what kind of garbage advice is that very high profile celebrity was robbed in our precinct what celebrity sir is it a Chris Hemsworth Evans Pratt pine brown cross huh is it an on Chris everything is garbage never love anything to catching a serial killer to catching a serial killer to Rihanna because I love Rihanna I am straight out of depressed he let me choose the music on the way over here which leads me to believe he's given up on life oh man I already ate I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe couples license apply maybe an egg cream okay Anna waffle can you just use the internet on your phone but you know I'm out of data no I do not have breakfast kill me not a problem I hate moving why won't you pray screw this if I hate people life sucks nothing good ever happens everything is awful it's Gina's phone leave me a voicemail I'm not even that cool myself I can't take that it's clearly not cash and I don't have time in my life return things I got the idea from Yahoo Answers you know what time it is because my hey Sarge crap are a dollar fine how much could I possibly owe you 50 60 bucks two thousand four hundred and thirty-seven dollars oh man this is almost too easy are you crying no that's eyeball sweat look I've burned 200 calories that's your heart rate great I'm done great workout Sarge you crying crying oh you should be wailing you stone-cold Jake can you hear me is it lunchtime no it's not lunchtime it's 10:30 in the morning no wonder I'm starving Oh I can be normal okay I can totally be normal everyone excited to be here we having a good time we are not the heat is a little too high on those eggs well the higher the heat the frosted eggs cook no hard feelings but I hate you not joking bye Thank You Carlene your entire life is garbage I wasn't hurt that badly the doctor said all my bleeding was internal that's where the Bloods supposed to be Oh Oh No Sarge what would you do ten thousand situps okay do you have a back-up plan in case my hypothetical person can only do 9,500 or 3 I get snacky besides nuts are super healthy they're like 0% fat so I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up I never got into diets you bumbling son of a you just ruined my life I don't have a cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cool so you doing okay not really wait first let's say a prayer dear Beyonce Solange Rihanna someone cool that's white cardi B anyways I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom peace out homies

Channel: abby

Views: 754,266

Keywords: brooklyn nine nine, b99, relatable, mood, funny, moments, minutes, straight, jake, amy, rosa, charles, hitchcock, scully, sarge, captain holt

Id: PXgcRo4hPMQ

Length: 3min 59sec (239 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 16 2018