>> TRAFFIC IS JUST GRIDLOCKED
EVERYWHERE. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. >> James: YOU KNOW YOUR SON,
"OOPS I DID IT AGAIN?" >> HA-HA. >> James: WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? WHAT'S THAT REALLY ABOUT? >> I DON'T KNOW .. I REALLY
DON'T KNOW. >> James: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S ABOUT? >> I THINK IT'S JUST A SONG. >> James: EVERY TIME I ORDER A
DOMINOES, I THINK OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. ♪[ MUSIC ]♪
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
I THINK I DID IT AGAIN ♪ I MADE YOU BELIEVE WE'RE MORE
THAN JUST FRIENDS ♪ OH BABY ♪
IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CRUSH ♪ BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M
SERIOUS ♪ 'CAUSE TO LOSE ALL MY SENSES ♪
THAT IS JUST SO TYPICALLY ME ♪ OH BABY BABY ♪
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN SMOET. ♪ I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT
LOST IN THE GAME ♪ OH BABY BABY ♪
OOPS YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE ♪ THAT I'M SENT FROM ABOVE ♪
I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
>> BEFORE YOU GO, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE. >> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WAIT A MINUTE, ISN'T THIS? WELL, BABY, I WENT DOWN AND GOT
IT FOR YOU. >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. OOPS I DID IT AGAIN WITH MY
HEART ♪ ♪ IN THIS GAME, BABY ♪
IF YOU THINK I'M SENT FROM ABOVE I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: LOVELY. OH MY GOSH, YEAH. SHE'LL BE TWO SOON. >> OH MY GOODNESS. >> James: 9 AND 10. >> NOT BABIES ANYMORE. I WANT MORE. >> James: YOU WANT MORE KIDS? HOW MANY MORE? >> THREE MORE. >> James: THREE MORE. GOING TO GO STRAIGHT UP FIVE? >> I NEED TO FIND A GUY FIRST
AND THEN, YOU KNOW. >> James: TELL HIM HE'S ABOUT TO
BECOME A FATHER OF THREE CHILDREN. >> ALL I WANT IS ANOTHER BABY. >> James: WHEN YOU SAY YOU NEED
THE RIGHT MAN TO DO THAT WITH, WHO WOULD THAT BE? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A
GUY? WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO LOOK
LIKE AND BE LIKE? >> I THINK I MIGHT NOT EVER GO
TO MEN AGAIN. I THINK I WILL DO THE MEN
THING -- I DON'T THINK I'LL DO THE MEN THING ANYMORE. I'M DONE WITH MEN. >> James: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
WITH ANYONE EVER IN YOUR LIFE. >> I MAY FRENCH KISS SOMEONE. >> James: OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YES. >> I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY
ANYONE. NO. I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE
ANYMORE. >> SUPER STAR, WHERE YOU FROM,
HOW'S IT GOING? I KNOW YOU GOT A CLUE WHAT
YOU'RE DOING. YOU CAN PLAY BRAND-NEW TO ALL
THE OTHER CHICKS OUT HERE. BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. WHAT YOU ARE, BABY. LOOK AT YOU, GETTING MORE THAN
JUST A RE-UP. BABY, YOU GOT ALL THE PUPPETS
WITH THEIR STRINGS UP. FAKEIN'LIKE A GOOD ONE, BUT I
CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. WHAT YOU ARE, BABY. WOMENIZER, WOMEN-WOMENIZER,
YOU'RE A WOMENIZER, OH, WOMENIZER, OH, YOU'RE A
WOMENIZER, BABY. YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU
ARE, WOMENIZER, WOMENIZER, WOMENIZER. YOU ARE, YOU ARE, --
>> I LIKE YOUR MOVES. I LIKE THAT. YEAH. YEAH. YOU HAD TWO KIDS CLOSE TOGETHER. THAT'S LIKE A REAL -- YOU WENT
REAL BACK-TO-BACK. >> THEY'RE LIKE TWINS LITERALLY. THEY LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL. >> James: HAVE THEY SEEN YOUR
VEGAS SHOW? >> UH-HUH. YEAH. >> James: WHAT'S IT LIKE DO YOU
THINK FOR THEM IF YOU'RE WEARING A RACY OUTFIT? >> I THINK THEY FEEL LIK
LIKE -- WHAT'S THAT LIKE? I FEEL THEY KNOW IT'S MOMMY
PERFORMING. THEY'VE BEEN SEEING IT SINCE
THEY WERE LITTLE. >> James: I SAW MY MOM IN HER
UNDERWEAR. I CAN'T SHAKE THE IMAGE FROM MY
BRAIN. IS IT WHITE UNDERNEATH? THIS FEELING, I WANNA GO WITH IT
'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY, WE'RE HIDING AWAY FROM THIS TONIGHT,
OH THIS TONIGHT ♪ >> James: WHICH ONE IS THIS? >> CAN YOU TELL --
>> BY THE WAY, I SEE YOU STARING ACROSS THE ROOM, BABE, NO SHAME
IN THE GAME, JUST -- >> WHAT? >> READY? I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE ME MOVE
♪ AND MAKE ME OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
♪ >> James: YOU STAY UNDER STRANGE
ALIAS NAMES IN HOTELS. >> TONS OF ALIASES. >> James: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE
ONES YOU'VE USED AND HAVEN'T USED AGAIN? >> ANITA. >> James: WHAT? >> A LOT OF WARM HEART. >> James: WHO COMES UP WITH
THESE NAMES? YOU COME UP WITH THEM ON THE DAY
LIKE, OH. >> YES. YES. >> James: A LOT OF WARM HEART? I MAY CHECK IN AS BRITTANY. BABY CAN'T YOU SEE, I'M CALLING
A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD WEAR A WARNING ♪
IT'S DANGEROUS, I'M FALLING ♪ THERE'S -- TOO HIGH, CAN'T COME
DOWN, LOSING MY HEAD AND SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND ♪
DO YOU FEEL ME NOW ♪ OH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON
A RIDE ♪ YOU'RE TOXIC I'M SLIPPING UNDER
♪ WITH A TASTE OF POISON PARADISE
♪ I'M ADDICTED TO YOU, DON'T YOU
KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC ♪ AND I LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DON'T
YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC ♪ WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN SCHOOL? WERE YOU A GOOD KID? BAD KID? >> I WAS GOOD. I GOT PADDLED IN THE FIRST GRADE
THOUGH. >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS. >> SPANKING. >> James: NO. >> YES. TRAUMATIZED. TRAUMATIZEED. >> James: I'VE NEVER BEEN
SPANKED PROPERLY. >> HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW
BONDAGE THING? >> James: NO. WHAT'S THAT? >> THEY SAY INSTEAD OF DOING
BONDAGE AND HURTING YOURSELF, IT'S ALL ABOUT MEN GET OFF IN
BEING TICKLED FOR A VERY LONG TIME. >> James: WHERE? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> James: WHERE DID YOU READ
ABOUT THIS? >> MY FRIEND TOLD ME. >> James: I CAN THINK OF MANY
THINGS WORSE THAN BEING TICKLED FOR A VERY LONG TIME. >> I WOULD BE SO PISSED OFF. I WOULD GET SO ANGRY. >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY
WIFE WOULD DO AND WENT, "BABE, BABE, SWEET BABY JANE NEEDS A
LITTLE BIT OF A TICKLING. JUST LIE DOWN" OH BABY, BABY,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING MORE THAN FRIENDS HERE
♪ ♪ OH BABY, BABY, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE LET YOU GO ♪ AND NOW WE'RE LOST ♪
♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE, TELL ME BABY 'CAUSE I NEED TO
KNOW NOW, BECAUSE ♪ MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME AND
I, I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE ♪
STILL BELIEVE ♪ WHEN I'M NOT WITH YOU, I LOSE MY
MIND, GIVE ME A SIGN, HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME ♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] OH, IT'S HUGE. IT'S HUGE. CAN I DO THAT SINGING. I CAN'T DO IT PROPERLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
Oh my god, I take back everything I said about anticipating cringe. This was a pleasant surprise. Britney seemed awkward at first, but got really into it. When James did the body thrusts while asking what her kids thought I died. Britney is having the best day ever.
But not knowing what Oops I Did It Again was about? Was she being serious or too lazy to explain? Come on Brit!
God I love her.
OMG,James is just too loud
I LOVED IT.
I wish James would shut up a little bit when they're singing.
Her reenactment of the dialogue in Oops!...I Did It Again was so great
fav pt is when james heaves pretending to be britney lol
Also, she's so much more...vulgar than i thought she'd be. Not that i'm quite sure what I expected a 34 year old woman with 2 kids to be
No surprise people are being vicious in the comments again. I've always had a soft spot in my heart for her but the harsh treatment she gets is really, really sad. The expectations people have of her and other big stars are ridiculous, they either have to be flawless, or they get dragged down into the mud for being flawed.
I really hope she's okay where she is now. Being as famous as her, from such a young age, is really not something you'd wish on anyone.
BRITNEY LIPSYNCED THE DIALOGUE FROM OOPS...I DID IT AGAIN AND PROBABLY GAVE DERRICK BARRY A HEART ATTACK IN THE PROCESS.
"I didn't know you had kids." TRANSLATION: "OH MY GOD, UR NOT GAY EITHER? FIRST RYAN SEACREST, NOW YOU?! DO I HAVE GAY FANS ANYMORE?!"