Brian Regan

thank you Oh I'm good thank you all right I feel like the dancing dog still behind me now it's very very nice I don't know about you but I'm getting to the age where my body's starting to fall apart now when things break on me they just kind of stay that way I'm a hip hurts I guess forever ah bang my knee guess I'll get you said that pain hey dog Brian not so good anymore curtain all the time now what is healing just drop out of the equation and nobody seems to care I told my doctor my hip hurts he's like yeah just making small talk I guess well thanks for coming in today you're welcome thanks for coming in an hour and a half late some kind of reason why we got together today apparently the sign of a good doctor is not being able to get an appointment with a guy oh he's a great doctor you can't even get in to see him he sounds sensational he's an amazing doctor he's an amazing doctor some people wait six months just to see him yes but I'm bleeding profusely today do you know any soso doctors with bandages and such who can deal with the blood spurting outwardly on the day that is this you know it's cool when your body starts falling apart it's cool to be married because your spouse knows everything about you they just roll with it you know I don't know how you would incorporate weird physical stuff into a dating wrap I'm glad I don't even have to try that you know hey how you doing I wonder if you might want to go out in a picnic or something yeah there's a park on the outside of town it's beautiful out there if you don't mind we could stop at my pharmacy and pick up some pills because apparently I urinate too frequently I wish I was joking I'm losing my hearing too I've been watching the commercials for the hearing devices you know sonic here when I was younger I wouldn't even pay attention to a commercial like dad and I'm like hey might help my bingo game they show all the stuff it helps you with you can hunt better with sonic ear they show the guy in camouflage out in the woods like this um don't you need a weapon I'm gonna hear me a caribou thank you and they suggest on the commercial that one of the great things about sonic ear is that you can eavesdrop on other people's conversations as if that would ever be a good idea and the example they show is a woman on the beach and her bathing suits and she's wearing this and she passes to other ladies sitting on beach towels whispering to each other she looks great I wish I could have a body like that yeah that's what they said they didn't invent whispering for compliments what a wonderful person wouldn't want her to hear me yeah get the sonic here and find out all the wonderful things people are whispering about you if you never want to sleep again you guys are great thank you

Channel: Judith Pitchford

Views: 916,882

Keywords: Brian, Regan

Id: YLCa381TIJA

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 18 2012