brian regan foods and labels

Oh so my doctor he told me to watch what I'm eating told me to read food labels I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label I've always liked Fig Newtons and trying to see if it's okay to eat them and everything looked fine the fat content I look at the serving size two cookies put it on takes two cookies a Fig Newtons by the sleeve t sleeves he's a serving size I hope and I'm both and eat him like a treat you're on time Fig Newton shavings coming off the side put a Newton catch anything that bag out as a string the hell they talkin huh two Fig Newtons for the size of a pocha stamp you want another one who I don't know I've already had two whole entire Fig Newtons maybe I could try to muscle one more down but I start with the wrap they're nuts we got a New York here we got a three Fig Newton eater how many did he have what is he nuts doesn't he we who's coming up with serving sizes a serving size of ice cream is a half a cup what is that so like a joke some guy put on it hey yeah look what I put for the serving size did you see I just did it as a joke but they're going on like that I don't know what to do just let it go I guess there's nothing you can do now you ever know anybody to eat 1/2 a cup of ice cream hey you want to go grab some meat oh and a half a cup pies yeah a whole half a cup I just kept eating and ate and ate and I must have had two spoonfuls I think a serving size of ice cream is and you hear the spoon at the bottom of container you can't do this anymore I can rip the side not sure what they're talking about today half a cup of ice cream I have to lay off dairy though that's what my doctor threw in as I was leaving his office oh and all laugh Gary what kind of blankets we pass on and no more happiness hold you does he care I'm trying to lay off dairy I'm in the supermarket my little cart and trying to avoid the dairy aisle I can see they have party hats on I'm in the juice I slipped over with juice people I learned something in the juice aisle and that is I don't know what's going on with cranberries but they're getting in all the other juices whoever the salesman is for Kramer is does a great job you showing up everywhere nobody got apples put some cranberries and I'm a cold crap of a 50/50 you got great about cran break we got mangoes Crowe mango we got pork chops lamb chops once you back off man man why don't you take your sales trophy and have a vacation it's working too huh just making the other fruit guys feel back you know like the banana guy wakes up man I intend another young man's all couple up we got to get cracking banana man

Channel: ennuimarch

Views: 3,922,772

Keywords: brian, regan, food, labels, walked, moon

Id: LBko_3wT44Q

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 03 2007

Reddit Comments

[u/Crjbsgwuehryj]

Underrated

[u/slipstream808]

I love how his humor is mostly G to PG Rated. Never R. Guy is so self depreciating and GOOFY. I have yet to hear him curse. He is one of my favorites!

[u/MF_Doomed]

Here's another clip from the same special. It's pretty old but if you like it definitely check out his newer stuff.

[u/getdosniggasofyodick]

He was on Bill burr's podcast not too long ago. Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26vlLDDXD8

[u/ronsrobot]

He's so well-respected among comedians since he sells out arenas while working clean, but unfortunately he can walk 2 blocks away from the venue and be unknown. I thought he had a great interview on the JRE.

Edit: Around 21:30 Joe tells a pretty cool story about meeting Robin Williams after a show.

[u/Maruchan4life]

Brian Regan is in no way underrated. Just listen to how his peers talk about him.

[u/marcodls]

I love the guy. It you don't laugh at this, there is something wrong with you https://youtube.com/watch?v=NOOkH-bZQyk

[u/[deleted]]

The big yellow one is the sun!

[u/fred_dawg]

Check out his appearance on Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/brian-regan-a-monkey-and-a-lava-lamp