Hey hey people, Sseth here. This is a serious video, as I want
to be taken seriously as a creator. More than just a gamer,
hard R, but a speedrunner. To this end, I'll be speedrunning
Breeders of Nephelym. Because nobody has, because nobody cares. Which means, this is my one and
only shot at hitting a world record. This is an any% speedrun,
which I have defined as: completing all the quests to to obtain all the keystones to unlock all the cockblock gates. Once I've done this, I
consider the speedrun complete. Along the way, I'll explain the mechanics
of this open world insemination RPG, and my methodology for
speedrunning the game. I begin the run and start a new game. Naturally, I pick my Breeder's
gender, and I choose Futa. You might think this has something to do with the
ability to get pregnant and make others pregnant. But no, it's actually because
objectives are tied to gender, and I get the best options by being
a woman that's packing extra heat. We ignore Falene and
Fern, they're useless. You may notice that I'm jumping a
lot, which is faster than Shift-Sprint. At this competitive level, I can comfortably
do a mid-air 360 between each jump. Also, I'm going to have to censor every
instance of nudity, which is going to be a lot. If it's too much, I'm gonna start
censoring with Subway Surfers and Fortnite. This is all to prevent dopamine
deprivation for my zoomie audience. If your receptors are not saturated by the end
of this, I have failed as a content creator. But before we continue,
ya boi gotta make his bag. Ad time. My nephew's birthday was last week. You know what his mother bought him? Battlefield. I made sure to personally remind
her that an even better game exists. For Warpath and Metal Slug 3 collaboration
explodes the mission of Battlefield. Warpath is a real-time
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action-packed gameplay. The battle situation will change
as your strategy changes, so you need to form
your troops strategically and use your weapons
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smile, those hacking skills, and of course, his 18% damage boost. But the choice is yours. Join the in-game event to
win these officers for free. Warpath also has a weapon system
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you can even use a special unit skin. SV-001, the beloved
Metal Slug 3 super vehicle. We're on the Warpath,
and you're coming along. Just follow my link, and together, we
shall reclaim the Mandate of Heaven. You can also click the event page
link to participate in the special event. Choose your favorite character, join their
camp, and win cash and sweet rewards. We run to town, carefully avoiding
the fountain so we don't get surprised. Surprised is the synonym I'm
using for assault of a graphic nature. Immediately, we bang
Cassie so she repairs a lever. We start with 1700 Orgazium, enough money
for the Foxen house and the Vulwarg kennel, leaving us with 900. Amber May sells milk, Camilla sells semen. We buy the following quantities of milk
and semen, 150ml Foxen and Bouvar milk, 110ml Titan and Vulwarg semen. In retrospect, I fucked up my
math and had too little wolf semen, a recurring problem in my
life, but it worked out in the end. We go upstairs, pull
the lever, and save reset. Saving and loading takes you back to
the farm, which is quicker than walking. Now, most players will go to the
sewers and meet the Megaslime, copulate with her, and take her keystone. However, this makes her cry,
and she'll never talk to you again, so I don't consider it a proper speedrun. Instead, we go to Kybele, the Futa-centaur that's
guarding the Virgin Breaks' Cockblock Gate. We copulate, she gives us a quest. Quests are special breeding
tasks composed of a gender, a trait, and a level requirement you
need to satisfy to turn them in. Kybele needs a level 4
Vulwarg Futa with the meaty trait, so we run to Lustwood to get our wolf. To consider this a proper speedrun,
surprise mechanics are turned on. This adds an element
of skill and danger, as at any time, if I lose
focus for even a split second, I will be copulated,
and I will get pregnant. Surprise mechanics work like this. If a Nephelym has locked onto your
character, they're gonna surprise you. This is a particular problem because over time, several of them are locked in and
homing on your position. The only way to shake them off is by quickly
hitting the interact key on a random target. The rest will stand idle, realize they have
no target, and lock on to something else. The best metaphor I can
give for this is, uh, imagine a convention where the only
attendants are YouTubers. You're surrounded by an
ocean of penis, waiting to pounce. To quote Flowey from Undertale, in
this world, it's groom or be groomed. There's two methods of capturing Nephelym. One, you have a surprise encounter,
and compare stats to the Nephelym. If you win 3 out of 5 categories,
you can capture them. However, this is incredibly slow. Two, you give them fluids. This requires you to memorize the exact fluid
preference for each gender of each racial subtype. Luckily, I have it printed out. If I get dementia, I may forget my own name, but rest assured, I will never
forget these fluid dynamics. 5ml semen or 15ml milk
gives us an instant barn animal. Males take milk, females
and futas take semen. However, there's nothing stopping
you from giving the wrong fluid, which I find really amusing. Yo, homie, try this. What is it? Cum. I get to Lustwood, the Vulwarg
and Foxen start spawning. I'm so high on the spectrum, I can even spot the right variant I need from
a distance because it has a muscular phenotype. But if it doesn't spawn, I have to make it. The only way to do that is by capturing
more of them, which causes more to spawn. But I have to be fast, because
everyone on the map starts copulating. This slows me down because I can't
interact with them until they're done. Also, the characters start moaning, which means the only way to avoid age
restricting this video is to scream over them. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! I focus wolves until I get my meaty futa. Then I cap foxes
until I get a swift futa. My fluid purchases were non-random. Males make one third of all spawns,
the rest are futa and females. For that distribution,
I split my funds to maximize my chance of
landing the correct variant. Also, we can't do commercial breeding
until we learn Doggy from Pawsmatti, as this game assumes
the player to be a self-insert. That is to say, a drooling retard. Save reset, we got a
wolf that needs leveling. Leveling is done by raw dogging
until we get enough experience. How much we can raw
dog is determined by lust, which drains with use, increases with
level, and resets each time we sleep. Much like fight or flight, this game
is a cycle between raw dog and rest, which is what we're going
to be doing most of the time. Along the way, I make use of my cattle, milking
and draining them all until I hit my fluid maximum. This is how we earn money in this game. This is what bankers call liquidity. I turn in the quest, grab my keystone, head
back to town, and start selling my fluids. Man, I must be on estrogen,
because my racks keep growing. I now have enough money to buy
a Bovaur Shed and a Thriae Hive. However, I fucked up. I cycled too many days
without keeping track. And unfortunately, Cassie was today's daily
toy, which means I can't trade with her. I've lost precious time because now I
have to save reset and pass the day, and my chances of hitting world
first are slipping through my hands. Panicking, I took my Dragon Ball Z
Dende perc and felt immediate relief. On the plus side, I
got a fresh harvest, which I could sell to afford the previous sheds, the Titan Cave, the Dragon
Horde, 150ml Titan Milk, 100ml Harpy Semen, and 200ml Demon Semen. I use my keystone to open
pleasure pastures and bang monarch, who asks for a Swift Foxen. In the same area, I bang Autumn
and get a request for a Hornball Thriae. Before leaving, I capture a
bunch of Bovaurs for their milk. Also, I got ambushed by tentacles, because I
was already mid-jump and fell right into it. Save reset, I already had the Foxen
she wants, so I turn in monarch's request. Or so I thought. Turns out she wanted a Swift Male, which I don't have because I didn't plan for this. Because it was meant to be a
Futa, because it's always been a Futa, but the one time it matters,
she changes her mind. So, back to Lustwood I go. I use her keystone to open the
Hivelands, suck on the queen bee's titties, get a quest to restore the Hivelands,
and start catching a bunch of bees. Uh-uh-hm, small problem. Hornball has
a very low chance of appearing in bees. We could crossbreed them with the other furries, but that's gonna take a lot of time. There's no guarantee
the offspring will be a bee, or that a single trait donor
will pass their genetics. As stupid as it sounds,
it's quicker to dice roll. I actually don't even
check which traits they have. If I don't get a single Hornball across
60 attempts, I'm just gonna kill myself. Also, I was clicking so fast, I messed up and
accidentally copulated three times in a row. *groans* These animations are not
only unskippable, but... They lock up the whole game. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, I fucked up. I fucked up. If I get surprised, I can't
even open the menu. Save, reset, milk my cows,
and check my bees for results. Guess what? 60 bees. I'm on my knees, crying and shitting. Not a single Hornball in sight. My wrists. I am slitting. Alright, um, time for plan B. Ignore everything I said,
we're gonna crossbreed. At the risk of making this a tool-assisted run, yes, I have a macro script to release
Nephelym from the barn with a single key. Because having to
manually click the option, then manually confirm the option in a
completely different part of the screen 40 times in a row is gonna drive me insane. Surprisingly, the UI for a pornographic
hentai game leaves much to be desired. Many, many breeding attempts later,
we turn in our female Hornball thriae. I yank Autumn's keystone and ask
her about restoring the Hivelands. How are we gonna do that? I'm glad you asked. With one liter of Dragon Semen. I take the keystone and
open up Virgin Breaks, capture some dragons, and
talk to the Dragon Matriarch. She wants three liters of
Bouvar milk, which I already have. Save, reset, and I quickly
play How to Milk Your Dragon. I turn in both missions at the same time. I take the Virgin Breaks keystone, save,
reset, and take the Hivelands keystone. I walk up and open Sultry Plateau,
run past, and open the Lewd Desert. The reason we do this is fast travel. We gotta bang Warden Neela to
access the Pussy Portal Network, which is the actual name because the people
who made this game are mentally stunted. This is an atypical cockblock order,
but saves us a great deal of backtracking. Purchases, town trips,
and portal activations will no longer be mentioned, much like an SCP Wiki article, completely
redacted, testicles obliterated, class keter. I walk back and receive Petra's quest for a
level 11 Futa Dragon with a Nymphomaniac trait. This is our second major roadblock. Let me explain. Certain traits in this game
don't generate until you raise your world level, which is specific for each Nephelym. Basically, we need to
make the gene pool stronger. We do that by releasing
Nephelym into the wild. We need 1000 XP to hit world level 2. The amount of XP we get from
releasing wild furries is insanely low. It'll take us anywhere
from 60 to 100 releases. Why go through all that trouble
when all you really need is just one? We capture several
dragons and interbreed them. The goal is to produce a
domestic female or Futa offspring. Now, time for some math. The value of releasing a Nephelym into the wild is calculated by their base stats
multiplied by the number of modifiers. Their level +1 is a multiplier, domestic is a
3x(2.5x*) multiplier, and being pregnant is 2.5. From this calculation, a single domestic
level 26 dragon that's heavily pregnant will award us enough XP to
instantly jump to world level 2. Finally, a use for everything I learned in
school so I can speedrun a shitty porn game. Dragons share the same area as minotaurs. Each time I cap a dragon, there's
a chance they won't be replaced. So if the area saturates with minotaurs, it's quicker to portal
hop and reset the spawn. I slip up for a second and
get surprised by a minotaur. I did what I had to to stay monetized. We good, we good, we good, we goo- NO! It takes a little bit, but I get my
dragon and another keystone. Below pleasure pastures, I unlock the Cove
of Rapture and bang Meru the Kraken, which opens a clam in the middle of the
ocean that drops a giant Pearl which I take. I'm pretty sure navigating back to shore
is impossible, and I'm scared of water. So I reset. We trade the Pearl with a
megaslime and get a keystone, satisfying my requirement of not making
anyone cry, aside from the audience. Heading back, we trace the shoreline
until we reach the orc encampment. Bang Chieftain Xena, who asks for a level
9 Akabeko Futa with a fertile trait. An akabeko is a fox and bovaur hybrid. Crossbreeding has a 40% chance of resulting in a
hybrid, which still needs the correct trait and gender. Luckily, female cow variants
have ludicrous fertility, so it doesn't take very long to get
the outcome and the keystone I need. We head back to the Cove of Rapture, find
Apopha Fessi, who's trapped in a tight gap because her ass is too big, and
agree to bring her a Futa Titan to help dislodge her posterior from the cavern. I open the door to Climax
Peak and get exactly that. The snake does unspeakable things to me, but I do get my keystone and
open up Amorous Hallows. I fall on some web, get drained
by Widow, and get my final quest. A level 10 Futa Elf with the juicy trait. Anyway, I open the cockblock gate to Goblin Cave, which is also the path to reach the elves in Esoteric Glade. Normally, I would need to boost the
world level to generate the juicy trait. However, while hunting for
my Nymphomaniac Dragon, I captured a bunch
that already had the trait. So instead, I capture some elves, crossbreed them with the juicy dragons,
and sure enough, I get a juicy Futa Elf. I raise it to 10 and turn in the quest. With that, I got my last keystone
and open the gate to Moaning Crags. At 3 hours, 11 minutes, and 54
seconds, I have finished the run. I am, as of now, the current world record
holder for speedrunning Breeders of Nephelym. Ever since I was radicalized
by browsing /r/Asianmasculinity, I realized I needed to
leave my Mark on this earth, so that when I pass, I leave this world
slightly worse off than it was before. Please don't compete
with me, because I will lose. And now for some words
about the game itself. 10/10, I hate it, even without addressing the
author's reluctance of adding balls to a Futa, as if that makes a hermaphrodite
with a penis any less gay. There's clearly programming
behind this, and I respect the hustle. Also, once I realized that all the areas are
connected around a central hub like Dark Souls, I can't unsee it. So yeah, uh, literally Dark Souls. VaatiVidya semen lore video coming soon. It's a good genetics simulator,
and that's mainly the reason I play it. Any circulating pictures
of my alleged Steam profile having over 100 hours playtime on
this game is definitely Photoshopped. If you're interested, it is free to play. Breeders of Nephelym
is your quintessential, pay-monthly, Patreon-funded erotic game
that will stay in perpetual early access. But hey, there's worse things
you can spend your money on. As always, more content to
come, oomphies, so stay tuned. A warm thanks to the many
members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding
and bankrolling these videos. You're all truly wonderful. Have a good one.
