*eerie piano music* [Nick]: Hm. You really haven't changed one bit, have you? [Nick]: Wow. *phone vibrates* [Nick]: Tobias. [Tobias]: Hey Nick, the house. It's yours. [Nick]: Finally, after so long. Thanks, man. *click* *key clicks in the door* [Jack]: We have a house! *Door creaks open* *Door shuts* [Nick]: It's been years, decades at least, since I've been inside this house. [Nick]: I lived here when I was just a kid, with my family. [Jack]: Mmhmm... [Nick]: My mom. [Nick]: My siblings. [Nick]: My, uh, my dad... [Nick]: I received a call from Tobias telling me that they were finally ready with the repairs this morning. [Nick]: Took them long enough. [Nick]: Heh! It's funny... [Nick]: Even after what happened, and all that time away from home, [Nick]: it looks just like I remembered it to be. [Nick]: Is my memory that precise? [Nick]: *sigh* Of course, things like the furniture and photos aren't here anymore, but hey. [Nick]: Can't blame anybody for that. *Chuckles* [Jack]: *mocking* Te hehehe! [Nick]: Right, right... [Nick]: I guess I better use that memory for something useful. [Nick]: I don't have the full story, [Nick]: nor do I know why it happened, [Nick]: but I can tell you how it started. [Nick]: Everything else is up to you to figure out. [Nick]: This is the story the night I lost my home, [Nick]: my childhood, [Nick]: and almost my family. [Nick]: When Five Nights at Freddy's... [Nick]: just ended. [Jack]: Ohhhhh! [Jack]: That's neat, so it's actually playing off... [Jack]: like, the canon franchise -- [Jack]: -- fucking hair in my face, get away from me! [Jack]: Okay! Well... *whapoosh* [Jack]: Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to The Joy of Creation: Story Mode. [Jack]: Now I've played The Joy of Creation... [Jack]: Was it Reborn, Rebirth, or something like that? [Jack]: I played a version of it where I was able to actually walk around the environments and the big giant [Jack]: animatronics would actually chase me, and it was a 3D, [Jack]: walk-around kind of thing. Which I really liked. [Jack]: I really liked that idea because [Jack]: a lot of the other Five Nights at Freddy's sort of fan games that came out [Jack]: were all just the same kind of carbon copies, [Jack]: the same kind of mechanics and everything, so the Joy of Creation [Jack]: really sparked my interest. Now, [Jack]: I don't know if this is the same, or if it's different, [Jack]: or if this is a completely different version of the game or whatever. [Jack]: I don't know, but it seems to have just come out and I -- everyone keeps asking me to play it. [Jack]: And I want to play it because it looks cool! [Jack]: Erm, right. So we're doing "Play", "Choose Your Memory"... *creepy, toybox music* [Jack]: "Bedroom: Forgotten." [Jack]: Not sure I like that music, but let's play it anyway! [Jack]: I'm curious! *distorted, muffled voices; high pitched ringing* [Child]: Dad, who's at the door? *ears ringing; wind blowing* *door opens, flashlight clicks on* [Dad]: Uh, hello, uh, what are you doing in our house? [Jack]: I'm- I'm homeless! [Child]: Dad! Is the stranger okay? [Jack]: I... "live here". [Dad]: Yes, yes he's okay, don't worry. He just seems.. um, confused? [Dad]: Ex-excuse me, sir. Can you tell me your name? [Jack]: George. [Dad]: Look man, if you won't talk I'm calling the police. [Jack]: I just fucking --
[Dad]: You can't just barge into someone's house like this. [Dad]: A-Are you hurt? Do you need any help? [Woman]: Honey, what's going on? [Dad]: I don't know. This man suddenly appeared in our house *heartbeat thudding; voices distort* [Jack]: Oh, he's getting angry... [Stranger]: Michael! [Dad]: ...What? [Michael]: I, uh- I mean, my name. It- It's Michael. I'm Michael. [Michael]: I-I...Y-You asked me that before... [Jack]: I killed the Batman. [Jack]: *chuckles*
[Child]: *muffled voice* [Mom]: Excuse me, but, just what are you doing in our house? [Mom]: The sun's about to go down. I don't think you should be here. [Jack]: I'm squatting! [Dad]: Yeah, I was just saying that you, umm... [Dad]: You uh- you look a little bit roughed up. What happened to you? [Michael]: I-I-I don't know. I can't remember. [Michael]: And I'm sorry. But, that I just... [Michael]: I just don't know. [Child]: Michael should get up! [Child]: The floor is bad. [Child]: Daddy, can we help Michael? [Child]: Michael can come in, it would be bad to leave him outside! [Dad]: Oh, I mean, I-I guess... [Dad]: Can you stand? [Michael]: I think so, a bit. I just feel a bit... dizzy. Yeah... dizzy. [Dad]: Come on, man. Let me help you up. [Jack]: Thanks, bro! [Jack]: What a helping hand. He sounds a lot like the Joker from the Dark Knight. *Chuckles* [Nick]: After that, dad carried the stranger to our guest room. [Nick]: He thanked me for convincing my parents to let him rest in our house for a night, [Nick]: or at least while he collected his thoughts. [Nick]: After that, mom put me in bed. [Jack]: So I was the -- [Nick]: I can't remember much about Michael, but I knew he wasn't a bad person. [Jack]: I was the kid in that scenario.
[Nick]: Or, at least he didn't look, you know... [Nick]: Dangerous. [Jack]: And isn't Michael from "Sister Location"? [Nick]: I was young, so I guess I just didn't know any better. [Nick]: Certainly didn't know what a burglar was, that's for sure. [Jack]: You're a dumb kid. [Nick]: Um... Not that I was implying he was. I never talked to him again after that. [Nick]: Well... [Nick]: Except for when the storm happened. [Jack]: Dun dun dun...
[Nick: That's when I woke up on my bed. [Nick]: And I saw them. [Jack]: Ohh, jeez. The animatronics, they chased him. [Jack]: They came for him! [Jack]: Stupid Michael. [Jack]: Yeah, isn't Michael part of the... [Jack]: ..."Five Nights at Freddy's" universe? [Jack]: "Press X to continue. Press spacebar to stand up or sit down, left click to interact with objects." [Jack]: Okay. Aw, man! [Jack]: It's just that... [Jack]: you don't actually get to get up and walk around away from the animatronics anymore. [Jack]: That sucks. "Press spacebar to sit up and stand." Whatever.. [Jack]: Uh... "Press left click to interact with objects. Look up while sitting and hold left click to sleep." [Jack]: Okay. [Jack]: How are we gonna die? *baby monitor crackling* [Michael]: *over monitor* Hello? Hello, hello? Uh... Nick? [Michael]: Uh, hey little Nicky! It's me, Michael. [Michael]: Hey, d-don't say anything back to me, okay? There are monsters around that'll hear you if you do. [Michael]: There are monsters around that'll hear you if you do.
[Jack]: Oh, god. [Michael]: Now, don't be scared, Nick, okay. Listen to me and we can defeat those monsters, alright? [Jack]: Okay? [Michael]: Okay, so these monsters might look... [Michael]: Uh... surreal. Don't look at them too long, or you'll feel weird and see creepy things. [Michael]: When you do, turn on your desk lamp next to your bed. You'll feel safe there. [Jack]: *whispering* Okay. [Michael]: But the more you stare at the scary monsters, the worse you'll feel, alright? [Michael]: Uh...
[Jack]: Can't- ...oohhh! [Michael]: Alright alright, um... [Michael]: Okay, first things first. Uh... [Michael]: Freddy, uh, the fuzzy, brown bear. [Michael]: Uh, he's at the window.
*thunder* [Michael]: He'll peek inside. [Michael]: Close your curtains and keep them closed until you hear him leave. [Michael]: Or else he'll get inside. [Jack]: Ohh. [Michael]: Uh, then there's Bonnie, the ill-tempered, big purple bunny. *music box starts to play*
[Michael]: Uh, keep an eye on your door. He'll be there. [Michael]: Uh, he's not shy at all. [Michael]: Uh, he will knock on the door to let you know he's there. [Michael]: Once he opens the door, shut off the lights as fast as you can, Nicky. [Michael]: He can't see you well in the dark, and he'll leave. [Michael]: Oh! But make sure you're sitting down when you do that, alright? [Jack]: Okay... [Michael]: Okay. Ah, then there's the chicken. [Michael]: Um, well, that one's a little bit weird, um... [Michael]: Check the closets often! [Michael]: Uh, if she's peeking through, make sure to disable the lights. [Michael]: She doesn't want to be seen, but ignoring her doesn't help either. [Michael]: If she does catch you with the lights on, she'll scare you and stun you. [Michael]: Now, I-I know this is a lot to take in little Nicky, okay? [Michael]: Just listen carefully, [Michael]: and try to remember everything. Please. Okay? [Michael]: *sigh* Alright, last is Foxy. [Jack]: Fucking hell!
[Michael]: He'll be right beneath your bed, Nick. [Michael]: You'll hear scraping from the bottom of the crib when he's there. [Michael]: Be watchful if you see his hook on the back of your bed, [Michael]: 'cause soon enough, he'll be right there next to the bed. [Michael]: Don't look directly at him, Nick. [Michael]: Instead, pretend to sleep.
*thunder* [Michael]: Alright? Just pretend to sleep, yeah, just lie down without moving too much, [Michael]: look up, and close your eyes.
*music box lullaby plays* [Michael]: Uh, Foxy sees eyes as if they're big, bright spotlights. [Michael]: Okay? So if you pretend to sleep...
[Jack]: Ugh, Jesus. [Michael]: ...he won't know you're there anymore.
[Jack]: Okay! [Michael]: But don't open them until you know he's gone, okay? [Jack]: It's a lot of information!
[Michael]: Okay, so, to recap... um. [Michael]: Freddy is at the window, so if you see him peeking, close the curtains until he's gone. [Jack] Okay.
[Michael]: Bonnie will knock on the door and open it afterwards. [Michael]: Uh, disable the lights and sit down until he leaves. [Jack]: Okay...
[Michael]: Chica will try to stun you by scaring you, [Michael]: so if you see her peeking through the closet, shut off your lights, [Michael]: and DON'T pretend to sleep. [Michael]: She'll think you're gone. [Jack]: WHAT?! [Michael]: And Foxy will appear under your crib and move upwards. [Michael]: So when he's next to your bed, pretend to sleep until you hear him leave. *Jack wheezes* [Michael]: Alright, you got all that? [Jack]: Ha, no! *laughs* [Michael]: Well, listen, I have to go, little buddy, okay? [Jack]: Oh, I'm so fucking dead!
[Michael]: Just hang in there and they'll leave at 6 AM, I'm sure of it. [Michael]: You can do this, bud. [Jack]: Ah, Christ. [Jack]: Okay, that was a lot to take in. I am DEFINITELY gonna die! [Jack]: I can't remember what you said to me! [Jack]: I know the curtain one. And I know th-the Foxy one. [Jack]: But other than that... *rain hits the window* [Jack]: Okay. *light clicks* [Jack]: Other than that, I'm shit out of luck. What's the point of leaving the lights ON? *light clicks* [Jack]: I don't get it! [Jack]: Oh, oh, hi, hi, hi! [Jack]: Oh, fuck! Leave! *thunder* [Jack]: DUHH!!! God, he's closer! *thud* [Jack]: *Scared* Bonnie's at the door... *faint animatronic noises* [Jack]: Okay, He's gone. He's gone. [Jack]: Did Bonnie come to the door? I have to sit down and avoid you, right? [Jack]: Oh, i don't fuckin know. That one was unclear! [Jack]: Hello?! [Jack]: Okay. I'm fine.
*knocking noises*
J--! Fucking Jesus. [Jack]: I'm gonna just sit here. I'm a bouncing baby boy, and I don't need no- [Jack]: ffffuckers! [Jack]: *Whispering* It's hard to see anything... [Jack]: I'm fine! [Jack]: Sit down, turn off the lights. That was it, right? *loud thud* [Jack]: Dah, fuck! *door creaks open* [Jack]: *Scared* Are they in the room? [Jack]: I think they came in... [Jack]: Are they here? [Jack]: *Whispers* The door's open... [Jack]: I don't know what I do! *ANIMATRONIC SCREAM*
[Jack]: AH FUCKING CHRIST! [Jack]: *laughs* Ohhh, man! [Jack]: "Bonnie will attack you if you are up. Shut the lights and sit down behind, behind your crib until he goes away." [Jack]: Was it Bonnie that got me? [Jack]: I don't fucking know, Freddy was right there though! (Happens to me a lot when I play T-T) [Jack]: Oh man... Phew. [Jack]: Woo! *laughs* Off to a great start! [Jack]: Probably not gonna pass this... [Jack]: Man that's disa-
[Michael] Hello? Uh, Hello, hello? Uh... [Jack]: It's disappointing that it's not the same as the other "Joy of Creation" games... [Jack]: That it's just... [Jack]: A Five Nights at Freddy's clone now. [Michael]: Now, don't be scared, Nick, okay? [Jack]: Fuck you. [Jack]: I don't care. [Jack]: I don't care about anything. [Jack]: I'm a STRONG baby! [Jack]: You ain't never seen a fucking baby this strong before. [Jack]: Okay, so maybe it's... [Jack]: When Freddy's whole face is there not just his ear? (That's what's left of Freddy's hand Jack--) *thunder* [Jack]: I'm doing what you told me. I'm sitting down. [Jack]: No one's come - no one's coming to get me. *muttering* He's at the fucking window... [Jack]: Go... away! [Jack]: I heard movement. Uh, he's closer! [Jack]: Go away, Freddy! [Jack]: No one likes you! *faint animatronic noises* [Jack]: There we go. You're the least favorite one! [Jack]: Okay, I have those fuckers to deal with. I have two to deal with. [Jack]: Do I have any benefit to my light? *knocking* *Jack shakily gasps* [Jack]: Okay! [Jack]: It's fine. I don't -- no! Don't want any of your pamphlets. It's cool. Stay away, Bonnie! *lullaby music box plays* [Jack]: Why is there creepy music playing? *thunder*
*music stops* [Jack]: It's fine; it's normal. [Jack]: Am I safe? I feel like -- I'm like dead. *soft thunder* *light clicks* [Jack]: Okay, not dead yet. [Jack]: It's 1 AM. God, I have to survive all of this?? [Jack]: DUH-UH HI! *Jack laughs* [Jack]: Jesus Christ... [Jack]: Are you closer now? [Jack]: Yeah, yep, yep! *loud thunder* *music box plays* [Jack]: Aw, shit! [Jack]: Okay. *knocking* [Jack]: Okay. Okay. OKAY. [Jack]: They're in the room. The door's open. *door shuts*
*music stops* [Jack]: Ah, safe... at last! *closet door creaks* [Jack]: I forget what I do for you! [Jack]: It said not to pretend to go to sleep right? [Jack]: *Crying* I don't know... [Jack]: Okay bye! *laughs* [Jack]: Oh, ye scary bastards! [Jack]: Okay. [Jack]: *laughing* Fuckers.... I hate these! [Jack]: Stay away from Jack! [Jack]: Jack's nice! *scraping noises* [Jack]: I'm sleeping!
*mimics snoring noises* [Jack]: Can't you hear? [Jack]: Am I okay? [Jack]: I think I'm okay. I'm fine! *rain picks up*
*closet door creaks* [Jack]: Oh no, why?
*banging on door* *loud thunder*
[Jack]: All of you?! [Jack]: Oh fuck. I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
*door shuts* *faint animatronic noises* *sigh of relief* [Jack]: Haha! [Jack]: Take that ye animatronic bastards! [Jack]: I'm a strong baby. Bouncy baby. Hulk baby! [Jack]: I'm focused. *scraping noises* [Jack]: Uh oh. [Jack]: Uh oh. [Jack]: Captain Hook, go away! *rustling* [Jack]: Uh oh. [Jack]: Was that a good or a bad sound? *banging* [Jack]: Fuck. [Jack]: Fuck! [Jack]: Why's stuff shaking? [Jack]: Am I dead?? *rumble of thunder*
*door creaks* [Jack]: Oh God, I'm going blind. I'm starting to see things. *thud* [Jack]: *quietly* Uh oh. [Jack]: *door shuts*
Uh oh. [Jack]: Hi, Freddy. [Jack]: Hi Freddy! *heartbeat pounding* *banging*
*animatronic moans* *door opens* [Jack]: Okay, just pretend that nothing's happening. I'm fine! [Jack]: I'm just a shaky little baby right now! *guttural shaking noises* *laughs*
*more banging* [Jack]: ...Shit. *heartbeat continues* [Jack]: Okay, okay. [Jack]: It's only fucking 2 AM?! *heartbeat still pounding* [Jack]: Why am I freaking out? *heartbeat becomes more rapid* *scraping noises* *thunder* [Jack]: Uh oh. [Jack]: Foxy's near! *door creaks* [Jack]: Ooooh shit! *soft thud* [Jack]: *Whispering* They're all fucking here. *banging on door* *door opens* [Jack]: Oh, fuck. [Jack]: Fuck. Fuck. Close them! *animatronic whirs* [Jack]: Okay, okay. It's fine. It's 'cause I keep looking at them! [Jack]: I'm getting the fucking shakes! [Jack]: Baby needs his milk! [Jack]: Baby need his bottle! *Jack laughs* [Jack]: Christ almighty. *scraping* [Jack]: Uh oh.
Uh oh. Uh oh. [Jack]: I'm asleep. I'm asleep. I'm a sleepy baby! *soft, siren-like noises* [Jack]: No, fuck. *ringing* [Jack]: What are these sounds and why? [Jack]: This baby's freaking out. *all sounds amplify* *banging* [Jack]: Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus! *door creaks* [Jack]: I'm freaking out! [Jack]: Ah, he's in the fucking room, oh god damn it. There's bloo--AHHH! *ANIMATRONIC SCREAM* [Jack]: FUUUCKKKK! [Jack]: It was fucking blood everywhere! [Jack]: "Freddy will get you if he sees you through the window. Close the curtains to block his view!" [Jack]: I thought I did that! [Jack]: I thought I was like was like "Not today! I'm getting changed!" [Jack]: I'm going once more into the baby fray. [Jack]: Goin' to do it. [Jack]: I'm gonna beat these bastards! [Jack]: I hate these mechanics! [Jack]: Makes me agitated. It makes me anxious. It makes me nervous! [Jack]: Just give me some good old running away from giant monsters! [Jack]: I can handle that! That's fine! [Jack]: Really wish 6 AM would come. [Jack]: I mean it's- why can't you close your curtain from the bed? [Jack]: HI! [Jack]: Fucking tippy-tapping my window with your ear. [Jack]: *Silly voice* "Hello? Can I come in? [Jack]: "I'm Freddy I just-- I just wanted to hang, Ahhh! I just want to hang out --" [Jack]: Ah, ha ha ha! [Jack]: *silly voice* He's very close now! [Jack]: Are you gone? [Jack]: He gone. [Jack]: I don't if I have to worry about Bonnie until the door is kicked in. [Jack]: Me don't know. [Jack]: Me got no idea! [Jack]: I still don't know if I understand the Chica one properly. [Jack]: I think I'm okay with all of them until they show up in... they've like two states: [Jack]: Knocking, kicking in; [Jack]: showing up tapping and then showing up fully. [Jack]: Chica just shows up. *door knocking* *door opens* [Jack]: See like that? [Jack]: No one's here! I'm asleep look! *mimics snoring* [Jack]: Wait, no, I'm not asleep! [Jack]: I- don't pretend to be asleep. You're like a T-rex! [Jack]: If I don't move you don't see me! *door closes* [Jack]: See? Nailed it! [Jack]: The Chica one is don't pretend to be asleep. [Jack]: So I don't know if looking at it... helps? [Jack]: Or if just looking around, if I just stand up, I think I'm okay [Jack]: and then Foxy, I think I'm okay until the hook shows up. [Jack]: That kind of stuff. Know what I mean? [Jack]: You get me, you got me! [Jack]: I think I was close. I think that's why I was getting all the shakes last time. [Jack]: I think my memory was messing up. [Jack]: I got it. *door bangs*
*jack's huff of fear* [Jack]: I got it! [Jack]: Bonnie, go away. I'm fine. [Jack]: I don't need to be tucked in. [Jack]: Mommy already did it. [Jack]: Mommy's dead now though. *closet door opens* [Jack]: Fuck you, Chica.
*thud* *scraping* [Jack]: Oh god, oh god. There's a lot of them around. [Jack]: Chica, go away! *closet door closes* [Jack]: That's a bad Chica! Okay, you're gone. Cool! [Jack]: We're fine! *laughs* I'm doing it! [Jack]: Starting to get the shakes again! *heartbeat pounding* [Jack]: Think I got it though. I think this is good. I think the shakes are what I need. [Jack]: I need to shake up my life a small bit. [Jack]: Fuck off, Freddy! [Jack]: Someone else is gonna show up right now. I'm gonna get door knocks. [Jack]: How much you wanna bet? [Jack]: OH! [Jack]: Too close for com-fort! [Jack]: Bye. *door bangs* [Jack]: DUH-Uhh, stop! *door opens* [Jack]: Don't kick in my door! I'm a little baby. [Jack]: Don't need your shit! [Jack]: Go away, close the door! [Jack]: Close the door and - *door closes* [Jack]: ...the fuck? *rapid heartbeat pounding* [Jack]: Okay, we're fine. We're fine. *closet door opens* [Jack]: No fuck. You're the- you're the outlier. I still don't know how to deal with you. [Jack]: I mean I have been and everything's fine but... [Jack]: I'm worried! [Jack]: *Softly* Aw, Christ *pounding heartbeat begins to distort* *high pitched shriek* *door banging* [Jack]: Oh, Freddy! *far away siren-like sounds; distorted atmosphere* [Jack]: He's gone, he's gone. *ear ringing escalates* [Jack]: What was that?! [Jack]: Am I dead? [Jack]: What's happening? [Jack]: Freaking out man! [Jack]: What is that?! *door banging* *door opens* [Jack]: OH! Jesus! [Jack]: Oh, no. Is this bad. Am I dead? I'm fucking dead. [Jack]: I don't know what to do. *closet door opens* [Jack]: I'M OKAY! *Distorted high pitched scream* [Jack]: What the fuck is happening?! [Jack]: It's hard to hear shit. [Jack]: I can't move! [Jack]: Did I do it? [Jack]: Heyyyyy! [Jack]: *Lying to himself* That wasn't that scary. [Jack]: What?! [Jack]: "You can determine your sanity by the environment around you keep attention to your surroundings." [Jack]: Did I just fail? [Jack]: Oh you motherfucker... [Jack]: Anyways, what that does it for this video on The Joy of Creation Story Mode. [Jack]: I don't know if I'm going to come back and try that again. I might I'll see what happens... [Jack]: I just- I'm not a fan of these mechanics. [Jack]: I like the idea with The Joy of Creation that I played before was you bounding around the environment, but again [Jack]: This is probably just a completely different version of the game. [Jack]: But it's just... it sucks to see it devolve back into those mechanics. [Jack]: Where it's just: get up, stare at things like all - [Jack]: Like very Five Nights at Freddy's mechanics [Jack]: Which I mean, it's a fan game of Five Nights at Freddy's, so that would make sense. [Jack]: It's just.... none of these games try anything new. That's why The Joy of Creation Re...born... [Jack]: really excited me because there was something completely different to what the normal formula was, and then you come back to this kind of stuff. [Jack]: And it's just.... it's disappointing. I mean it's cool in it's own regard. It has some nice... [Jack]: Um... [Jack]: Visuals and everything. It's just... I'm not a fan of these mechanics, where it's like... [Jack]: This character is controlled by this thing and then this character is this thing and everyone has their own mechanics, [Jack]: and you have to like juggle between them all. [Jack]: And then, there's some bullshit in there that dicks you over after a while. [Jack]: I thought I had it done. [Jack]: I don't know what I could have done at the end to fix that. Maybe I wasn't supposed to look at Chica. [Jack]: Maybe I was supposed to keep my light on. [Jack]: Some of that stuff wasn't very clear as I was playing it, and then it was really hard to hear like the [Jack]: "BOOM" Because everything went slow motion it was hard to determine... [Jack]: which sound was which anymore, so. [Jack]: I don't know, I might be back- Uugh! I might be back. Let me know in the comments what you guys thought of this... [Jack]: And I'll see from there, but anyways... [Jack]: Thank you guys SO MUCH for watching THIS VIDEO! [Jack]: If you LIKED it... [Jack]: Punch that like button in the FACE! [Jack]: LIKE A BOSS!!! And high fives all around!!!
*Whoopsh* *Whoopsh** [Jack]: But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO! (Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) [Jack]: *Creepy voice* Don't forget to look under your bed tonight... *Deep inhale* [Jack]: There might be cookies!
