Bobby Lee and the Mythical Butthole | Ep 5 | BloodBath w/ Annie & Esther & Khalyla

my whole life is a m night shyamalan tale all right well every week do you like the twilight zone do you like the twilight zone you know what this is not my show so start the way you start no weed this is it so i have questions for you um and i was you know i've known you for a long time and i've worked with you several times on some television programs and whatnot and i've never really analyzed your body because to me when i look at you you're like um you're around around yeah around you're around like you know i mean i i know that you're around but i don't analyze you yeah it's just like you don't really know i'm beginning to think you're a little person because i looked at your body just now i go everything's just so small and cute and compact right are you a little person i'm not legally a little person i'm five feet tall like shakira is shakira five feet tall 411. shakira's 411 yeah i could snap her she is so successful she like she writes all her stuff shakira is really a queen she's great at 4 11 she is a queen and not a little person so you're not a little person and so um but you have you could you go to the like little people like stores like is there like a little teeth what's your shoe size it's a five it's very small it's very pretty big for five foot tall no most people my height are bigger than that my best friend she's five two she has a five she wears kids kid sizes kids three may i give you a compliment yeah okay i've never seen your profile before oh my gosh okay i'm so uncomfortable no no no i'm being real okay i missed your profile before number one you would look really good on a penny why a penny and not a good nose good chin yeah yeah because your profile yeah because i don't have a good chin yeah so you'd look good on a penny in fact i would cl i'd be if you were on a penny i would be a penny collector are you like is bobby hitting them no no that's not going to be hitting first of all can i always say this there is absolutely nothing sexual about you when i look at you my dick goes inside my body out of my butthole right it's like it's so non-sexual it's like um nah no pass no thank you i do want to know how well before me of course how you what's your flirt tactic do you have one esther i do we should we should we should cover that but first and foremost you guys welcome to bloodbath oh hi welcome to episode five annie our dear dear annie is suffering from severe cluster headaches so we have a version of her which is which which means okay well i'm sorry babe it's a favor it's a favor so i don't know why you would tackle favorites welcome my lover the king of my life the captain of my ship mr bobby lee hello hello so what were you gonna ask me what are we talking about how do you do tactics how do you flirt this is how i do it well first of all you know um i'm the type of guy that's like like if you had like you're at a restaurant right and you have like you know they're you know sometimes they have the the favorites this these are our hit you know sometimes our menu will these are what people love right so we you know and then i'm like popular items i'm the i'm the menu that you asked do you have that other special menu like the animal style and in and out the secret menu yeah a secret menu right and so i'm very specific i'm like duck puree you know i mean some weird bobby me too your secret menu i'm the same category right so i'm that second so when i walk into a bar or a place to meet the ladies right i already know that 99.9 of them i'm just not you know i mean on the menu yes yes okay okay i'm the secret one right so the difficult part is they're not on the menu or i'm not on the i'm not on their menu okay everyone's on mine yeah except for me except for except for little people yeah i mean although little people are sexy and i don't i'm not gonna get cancer i almost i i would very gladly have sex with a little person in fact i almost did you [ __ ] me oh that's true yeah that does count yeah it does count [ __ ] me so um and when esther and i were vaccine we did agree that i was going to sew my and lips to her do a human centipede to celebrate i hope my fiance does not hear that because they can jump in on the line he can be third behind me yeah he's very scared that i'm not straight [Laughter] i i i open with something like so then once i find the girl right that i am on their menu i'll say something stupid like hey after this party or you know i mean after this you want to wrestle like something funny yeah if they don't jive with that yeah i'm out right hey do you play chess or something like that and they're like yeah i know how i got a chessboard you want to play yeah you're so sweet go ahead how do you find the girl who you know you're on her menu because they're looking at me oh no but not you know this i get this a lot right if i walk into a restaurant and nobody knows who i am this is what people do they go well they'll do like a double like you know i mean oh i saw it i got to see it again but make a face so it's like this it's like and they got to send the message like no yeah no they will never you know yeah yeah right but the girls that like me go like this they go ah i know the girls are like that like you yeah they're not okay in the head what are they like one time we were in portland and this girl um very cute blonde girl she was like i bought us nipple tassels do you want to have dinner afterwards like they're just very forward with him not she didn't know that i was his girlfriend so like to be fair like that was not her fault but she just came in and she was like i bought nipple tassels do you want to try them on me and i was like i was at the san jose improv yeah i don't know if i told you this and there was just a girl in the green room yeah a blonde girl uh-huh and she's like she's breathing heavy yeah that's generally what likes me i feel like you're describing me yeah yeah so she's just like she got because it's hard to get up there yeah you you know you have to go through a mouth guard with her is she wearing diapers you have to go through three did she forget her inhaler at home you're gonna go through three security situations to get to that green room three checks so she kind of ethan hunter her way out there right impressive so she's i don't know if it's because it took her a long time to figure out how to get up there or she's just a heavy breather but she's just like i was such a big fan of years and you know i just you know i'm not like the regular uh fans or people that bought the tickets you know i'm a super fan and i just needed to talk to you and meet you right and i was with nick youssef or something like that and then the uh manager came in he goes out to her i go well she seems nice you know i mean out so she she leaves security takes her she he goes she's here every weekend so i thought because she did that the steve brown was izzy yeah so i called steve as izzy and i go dude that blonde show he's me too that's so funny she's the heavy breather i go yeah were you sad when you found out that's what i can get one time we were at san francisco at um what was a small club there lottery street punchline punchline and there was this i guess she was a friend an acquaintance of his a couple years ago but again she didn't know that i was his girlfriend she just thought i was a rando in the green room and she was like you take this picture of me and him and then shoo away and she's shooting the [ __ ] away so like do you know what i did i took the picture and i shoot away i was like yeah of course no problem because i wanted her to feel so embarrassed after he when i leave their room and saying oh yeah i gotta get back to my girlfriend now that is a you know what you're [ __ ] a sneaky [ __ ] i am a sneaky boy that is like that's what she just explained is like and i know because i'm a sneaky [ __ ] that's like sick it is sick it's very it's a different level of satisfaction when someone looks so stupid rather than confronting them confronting them they can just say sorry being a sneaky [ __ ] then they feel so stupid so stupid how do you flirt um or do you not need to because you're so pretty oh yeah so why do i ask questions i'm really bad i don't do like sexual undertones i don't do any of that she's hot shut up i've had to try a lot you don't have to try lady what the [ __ ] i have been rejected you're not like us all right this is a dif that's why you're we're here and you're there not sure i think esther esther if i was into [ __ ] you would be on my secret menu why yuck let me see this okay the reason why esther and i have to do stand-up and all this other [ __ ] right it's cause we're [ __ ] ugly [ __ ] nothing we're [ __ ] no things that should be our podcast when we start one the [ __ ] nothings all right we we right when we wake up we hear this song follow the yellow background i mean we hear like things you don't mean that you don't hear well in your head is a wry song or something cool you know what i mean we're off to see the wizard that's our song now listen wait i want to know how she flirts yeah how do you flirt break it down let's reenact it i'm in a bar okay i'm both on each other's secret menu you're right wait i just want the secret menu reference i've never felt so seen yeah you get it i get it i'm not i'm not for everyone but for when you find the right people it works okay so no the let's act it out okay all right so i'm in a bar hey i'm bobby hi master hey come on what are you what are you doing here are you alone uh um i guess so yeah i was with my friends but they are cooler than me so they're talking to people whatever uh yeah can i buy a drink oh um okay so i don't drink but like that doesn't mean i don't want you to buy me a drink i you this is this is what you're going to hear that's my dick going down why wow why oh you're right you're right you're right you're right she's playing coincidence all right all right all right you're right i still have a hard lesbian hard on for you no but can i i feel like my tactic is better explained than shown all right explain it first and then show it okay i feel like that was really working for me it was work it was working so explain it first and then we'll go back in okay so i learned this on accident but basically i for me when you're in my when you're in my part of the menu you act like you're not interested but you're you're just trying to make a friend so i i will treat the guy that i want to hit on the same way i would treat like a cool person that i'm trying to make friends with you're just super normal and friendly and like that's it that's it in your head i just want this person to be my friend i just want this person to be my friend nothing romantic nothing sexual and then that has worked for me somebody told me once that you like your [ __ ] oh my god wait where's the shame in that i do too no but like she's the only guy who holds no no like it's out there no no [Music] also shame on that person for [ __ ] no [ __ ] and telling it's not he has it wrong if you let me just say this let's go back to a restaurant restaurant analogy okay if i eat an average hot dog at a hot dog stand right i'm gonna be like i'm not gonna tell anybody about it right the only way i could tell somebody to go to this hot dog stand is if this hot dog was the best hot dog i've ever eaten that's how people explain eating her ass oh no i feel like that's the title of my bio pig yeah yeah why eating an average hot dog for eight years that's my final pick your favorite [ __ ] you yeah why won't he eat your ass um he's just that's just not she's a hot girl that's like i know even if i were to spread it even if it was nicely soaked and scrubbed really last night you know okay uh you know what's gonna be your flirt sex last night right she goes like a kid he will like bop you what will you and he thinks that i'm supposed to know what it is this is not what i'm doing you go bop i don't do pop astra this is what i did last night you know that machine the massage machine that you guys got yeah yeah you all got one yeah right she goes dude this on my leg all right so i go she had her legs out and her underwear so she's kind of you know i really wanted a massage i know i'm using the machine right but while i'm doing it i'm no but see he wasn't even kissing my leg like gina darling said he was kissing the bed no i was kissing your ass you were you weren't you were like kissing the sheets no i was kissing your ass and you're like you know i was kissing your ass and you're like that does i don't want that right now i was i'm sore i need a real massage there's a time for that but see you're not being very truthful oftentimes you do bop and wet willy but last night i didn't and don't anyway esther so you're what's the signal that you give your partner what's the correct way to signal your what to signal a partner just speak in general that sex is impending that something is gonna is about to happen like texts like hey wanna have sex meet in the bedroom oh that's good could i ask you about your [ __ ] yes so you are you are obsessed with this whole narrative for years you've brought this up because i've heard about his legend for years you bring up this narrative that you are just attached to by just so tightly that yes guys in the past have have been drawn towards eating my ass the guys i've dated i i moved out here to l.a i was fresh from skokie illinois nobody had ever even tried to do that so i was very surprised when i started dating and guys just went straight for it and i was like wow like why yeah it was very new to me it was exotic and then it just became something like it was like a talking point like wow no it was explained to me i'm sorry i like that okay shame again shame on that person for details it's not just one person no i want to hear this several people i'm angry for you i know i know several people all right if it was just one i would just let it go as hearsay okay okay all right she she threatens litigation by the way yeah i would be and i'm not naming names so that so there's no legal matter here okay but several folks said that i know bobby you don't like eating ass i go i don't like it they go but that you would and i'm like that always struck me they did not say yes yeah so that's what they did that's a mythical asset what does your [ __ ] look like that's what so that for me it's always been what's down there msg msg i wanna know yeah yeah is it a different color or flavor what is it it's just somebody was hyped on me and they were just bragging about me and yeah that's what it was that is a crazy thing to say yeah i'd be proud of it all buttholes are the same apparently not they're not apparently not turns out there are levels to this game there's levels of so um back to me real quick um and everyone wondering why is bobby in on this podcast right now and i and i have to say to be honest um i had to strike a deal it took a lot of begging it took a lot of begging at first i was like [ __ ] no get that lady get that lady out here yeah and you're like she has cluster clusters and i go no no but anyway i go in order for me to do this i get five days of unarrested uninterrupted you saw things that unerect unerect an uninterrupted video game time all right no massages no massages because every night i had to [ __ ] massage her it drives me crazy it's just the feet and and for ten no it's not for 10 minutes babe and you and also it was [ __ ] about it is that you if i don't do a good job you let me know i give you a grade all right so grading system she'll go like that i'll do 45 minutes man that wasn't your best i'm like [ __ ] you i always say things like wow you've changed you've changed yeah so but the third thing is that i wanted hollywood pie oh so it's that time order me a pizza okay i'm just shocked and in awe over the negotiation system you guys have in play there is no leverage in my life that i could ever use to get a favor out of dave give us an example of what you really wanted and what you didn't get i i could say like please this time clean blank or like oh help me help me with this rewrite or whatever it is i'm working on please please please please please like i need it right now he'd just be i'll be like i'll do anything and he just like there's nothing you can do there's and because he won't trade um tasks for sexual favors which i hate because that's what i used to do that's how i got all my history homework done in high school he won't he's like i think that's like he like draws a line there you know he doesn't want to feel like i'm doing something we'll figure it out what if you frame it like what if you frame it like this dave help me with this rewrite and i'll give you the best [ __ ] oh my god you've ever had in your life i think that he would help you have you ever used that esther the best have you ever used the word best [ __ ] no job the best i i really don't like overselling myself so there's a lot of pressure that's a lot of that would be like yeah i don't know because you're doing things that you've never done before you look you're going to feel ridiculous i don't like i didn't i'm not up to speed on like keeping it hot in the bedroom like i'm 33 like i feel like that was like a young girl's game and i'm just kind of like that is what it is beach to completion is a young girls game i have tmj my jaws are old and tired or you know what you could do help me with this rewrite and just pull out your [ __ ] he'd be like uh he'll go [ __ ] hog wild you know what's really sad about all of this is that i feel as though if i had offered that to you to do but i don't you'd be like you don't have her [ __ ] yeah that's from what i hear right through the rumor mill it's [ __ ] great a [ __ ] right here baby support for bloodbath is brought to you by manscaped who is 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done with this i can get it well here's george kimmel for that job so yeah so the five things that dave would like so what are the things sex beyond sex uh i guess like uninterrupted reading time oh my god is there something that he does for you that he doesn't really necessarily like but he but you know what sucks about that is that it makes me think that when he's reading you interrupt him all the time he's like i'm reading you know why would you interrupt a man when he's reading what he's doing all the time all right well he okay so he loves to sleep mm-hmm as we know he has sleep apnea so he has sleep issues he needs a lot of sleep but i'd let him sleep all day well then that's not a thing that's not a thing you can use it sometimes that you don't allow him to do but you're gonna allow him to do it i allow him to do everything he wants in kovald because i how about this you did threaten to crash his all-boys weekend in palm springs that's true and then he begged you esther you cannot and then well he got really firm he said if you show up to the boys weekend in palm springs no questions asked our relationship is over okay well that's something to use as a bargaining chip look dave i will never threaten to crash any future boys weekend if you do this you know what i'm thinking because he's been playing golf a lot lately is like i'll just start to act annoyed when he's going to play golf that's it yeah that's it that's the smart one and then so it's like uh okay like no it's fine it's fine so then i'll i'll use golf as like a tool a lever a piece of leverage and you can go play golf yeah you just got to take some things back yes i've been given too much that's what it is yeah wow that's smart mm-hmm i've been giving too much what you have been given too much there's only no i can not give you that kind of room over me oh what are you talking about well she's just getting healthy yeah you get to live like a king for the next five days i get to [ __ ] just sit and die a miserable woman in a dark hole somewhere in this house well why do you care when he's playing video games because he does it for 20 hours a day and he will blow off any responsibility and he will throw all his trash all over the house he'll let his toenails grow out it's he becomes a gargoyle it's a an addiction it's a true addiction esther he won't it like basically this whole space here would be a dumpster if we i let him just run free with a video game play you know one time i came into this garage and there was a like a couple cups sitting out that had been there for a while and there was a growth and a stench yeah and kalei was like oh bobby was in here last night it took me two days to air out this space and you still came in and smelt it that's how that's that's what we're looking at here that's what i get that's what you get how do you guys keep sex fresh this many years in we're the wrong way but i don't think that's true because i think you guys are very sexual and you have role plays no we have we okay well i don't wanna let's dive in when we do have sex it's literally the best it great it is porn worthy yeah it's porn worthy but it's like we should do it more often we should be doing it everybody feels that way but the quality is good it's good i would rather have what we have than having to just like you know put out every single day and have like vanilla sex it's a big production yeah it's also you know especially during the pandemic i have to say that it's a difficult thing to navigate because kaleido and i aren't only only lovers we're also best friends she's my only real friend right and she's the only one that i trust implicitly and she is now up there in terms of my world right she's in that sphere of my mom and my brother who are the only family members are alive you know when you have i've never been in a relationship this relationship this long and um so it's hard to navigate we also you know there is something about not seeing somebody for a while and that mystery right like if i was going on the road right out of town a lot more often and there was a little bit more space maybe there would be a little bit more mystery but but because of this pandemic you know i've seen this lady 24 7 every day for months and months and months and months you know what i'm in and you know you get on people's nerves we get on each other's nerves yeah don't you and dave aren't you and dave like that yeah we spend we're in separate rooms a lot separate wings we yeah i i get frustrated when couples have like say like oh yeah we have sex three times a week and i'm just oliver hudson drives me crazy he's always bragging about oh yeah i i had sex with my wife you know at the you know on on the beach or whatever we went to santa monica one night and during the morning we just had sex on the beach that's like and they've been together forever and it's like some people are like that i just don't find that to be realistic or relatable to like i don't know i think it's not relatable for me at all i think i'm really intrigued by you guys though because you guys do intense role play and i've only dabbled in it and whenever i do i really like it but i have a hard time getting back into it because i'm like nervous and well basically is dave good tell well i want you to tell bobby exactly what well the only character you play in real yeah i want to know neighborhood girl oh what is that so it's like you show up and you're like oh hey like i was locked out of my house like oh you know it's kind of like i'm like a scammer i'm like hey like i need a place to stay how old are you in this in this scenario like my around my age i'm oh would you say neighborhood girl yeah neighborhood girl does sound young but well you you and i do age stuff i'm the young guy you're the older one and i never had sex before and his brandon thanks for thank you so this feels so good thank you so much for doing this i'm a cougar yeah she's a cougar and yeah and then she'll and then she'll just i can see her just just like digging mike and i'm like oh this is this is different also one time i don't know if we said this but um i just sucked my penis like you with some other guy like it's some other actor that you like and you sucked it 10 times better she was like doing [ __ ] like you know i mean i was like whoa whoa whoa if you say benicio i was just gonna say that i will honestly i will go balls deep baby yeah ball's deep i heard he is pretty dirty though i love that's exactly why no like i heard from a girl probably hearsay again but um he is spitter and spits in the in the hole ew i mean this is a lube you cannot possibly turn my spit is fine but to go that means you're getting a like a chunk of your lungs oh they're long yeah yeah your maybe i'm doing it wrong i didn't i wasn't there when it happened what is what what role plays do you prefer anybody but himself if he shows up as bobby liam out he's got to come in ready as somebody else you know it's funny that you say that it's funny that you say that and i'm chuckling in the inside i have to say but um you know i look at photos of us when we were younger together like eight years ago and um we were younger we looked different we acted differently we acted differently we look different and you know it's an inevitable thing that people change some people grow apart you know but i think we've changed with each other i think so too yeah but the problem with us is that like is that we both be both when we first met let's let's let's agree that there was a high level of toxicity probably just because i was very like in the middle of you know didn't couldn't figure out my life yet same with you he was in a really low point in his career there was a high level of toxicity oh i was dead what do you mean my career was dead man there's i remember like one time he for five days he was like i hope i get that job i hope i get that job and it wasn't even a paid job it was just like um being part of this sketch that oh yeah yeah so i was at the comedy store once i felt something and this english guy was like hello i go hi because i just saw you on set on on stage and i'm doing a sketch show i go really what is it tell me more he's like yeah just do one and he just was shooting some random thing like just for youtube yeah some youtube thing and i was just like so excited about it like that's where i was in my career i just thought it was like i was dying i kind of remember you in that era you and i i remember you like kind of alluding to that a lot and i was always confused by it but it was weird it was like um at one point in my career i wasn't felt like i was on fire and then at one point i just really thought i was just never gonna get back and you could feel it in my road numbers you could feel it in terms of the type of auditions i was getting you know i mean like it is it does feel like back then if you were down you it felt like you really were going to stay down but it seems like now maybe this is just like me like being in the business for like a longer time it feels like it we really can go down and up and down and up again right but i i love i love a good picture upper really it's my thing like my best friend always says this i'm the number one number two i am the best at being someone's number two like i just there is nothing more gratifying to me than seeing like raw talent and making sure that i'm writing their coattails but i'm making sure that they get there number one you're both right so what you just said right there is is that yeah you're right what i didn't know at the time where in everyone's career remember there was a time where neil patrick harris was in everything he was in everything and then not so much right i just feel like everyone's career does that right in life in any occupation that you have right you have highs and lows but i didn't know that you know you just assumed that this is going to be my reality forever right so during that time i needed somebody to show me that it can go back up again right and then that's what was vital about you yeah yeah and i have just no experience in the industry at all i just watched now she's [ __ ] miss hollywood oh my gosh it's very chris jenner to like find a broken man and then make him a star is that maybe time for a banana break your first banana break i love that i've had that as before but not everybody will come in babe ah thank you raspberries did you did you see how he just what are you doing throated that banana he's like he's like a two bite banana guy oh my god bobby do you remember when we used to go out to dinner after a comedy store with with people what what what we went to ihop and do parts you would always take us all out buy us food i know because i you know it's so funny i learned something back then since i've been in la that i don't really like you and let's be honest you know what you are it's banana break can i be honest during the banana break right i really don't like you i know yeah i'm not being real all right there's something about you that just really irritates me you know i mean i don't know what it is but but i have to say this what i do and i do something very shallow and what i do is i go i look at what's underneath me in terms of people that are coming up and i kind of in my own way hand pick who i think has a shot right so even though i don't like you i've always thought that you had a shot that's a projection though i really truly think that you see so much of yourself in esther too much way too much and he hates he has a self-loathing issue you and i are very sensitive in the same ways yeah and you've called me about like issues you've had you're i don't know you know this this this job i don't i don't know if i'm going to get it or not yeah i mean or you gave me such good advice you meant i can't even believe the nice things you've done for me that i don't think you would ever do for me today but back in the day you were so nice to me you met me at coffee bean and like helped me talk out this really big decision whether or not to do this reality tv pilot and he was just like you're an idiot he was like there's two categories on the air and off the air be on the air and you can finish my drill out and i always like that was such a generous yeah i mean i had you know i've had and vice versa i've had a lot of generosity from older people right that's helped me like i told you when i was living out of my truck at the company i was living out of my truck are you what is with these people so i lived out of my truck you know you could get a job i know i know like no you don't have to i mean nowadays because the [ __ ] economy is so bad but but there was a time when i first moved to la i don't know where i was going to stay but i just knew that i was evicted from my place in san diego so there was a time where i slept in the truck so what and i didn't have any money and i remember one day i get a knock on my window it's about noon i was sleeping and it was jimmy schubert and shoes goes um hey kid you hungry and i go yeah i said it like that and brandon let me buy you a sandwich so we walked down the street there was a sandwich there's no longer there he brought me like this nice sandwich for lunch so but i remember i'll always remember that i will always remember him buying me that sandwich so i always kind of looked at little things like that right and i i learned from it so that you know i could help people you know if if they have the ability i think jimmy always thought that i was funny you know i mean i think that if i wasn't funny that he might not i don't know you know what i mean but kalila did you know that today's episode is sponsored by bluechew i'm so excited say it with me blue chew blue chew blue chew is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering chewable tablets that can help men get stronger and longer 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tablets are made in the usa and they prepare and ship direct so it's cheaper than a pharmacy it's very very it's i think it's very forward-thinking so you guys if you could benefit from extra confidence when it's time to perform visit bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information and we've got a special deal for our listeners try blue chew free when you use our promo code bath girls at checkout just pay five dollars for shipping that's bluechew.com with promo code bathgirls to receive your first month free and we thank blue chew for sponsoring this podcast it's free you pay five dollars for shipping why wouldn't you do it did you see the woody element i did how many episodes are there three i didn't see the third one you don't yeah okay the it's not like you've missed that much like you kind of you know what's up yeah but the first two were bangers do you i shouldn't say bangers do you think when it comes to here's my question because do you think there's any chance that it's that he didn't do it i'm just gonna tell you i don't it seems very obvious to me but then there's a lot of people that say there's a lot like this this show is very one-sided but i'm just curious what you guys think as a child well-documented as a child that has been um on the other side of sexual assault i just know how sinister it can be and how family members can defend you and not defend you and even the people that you love like don't come to your defense like i've i felt very unsafe as a child so there is nothing to be had and nothing to be gained from saying somebody hurt me so unequivocally a thousand percent i believe that that's what went down there's nothing to be gained from saying someone did that to you yeah the the naysayers are saying like oh well mia farrow has all these there's other of her kids that say that she abused them and that she coached dylan and oh that she was complicit that mia farrow this is not what i believe but like that she coached dylan into saying that she's like the scorned woman and she's so pissed so she like is doing this to turn on him does that make sense well i mean i mean that could make sense because he he did you know i do i mean this is not in question he's with sunni yeah so that's not in question right yeah she is much younger than him yeah she was groomed she was groomed right so that that stuff is obvious i don't think anyone can right so i don't know what it's like you know if i was dating if i had you know i mean let's say i had a son that i raised from like guatemala let's just say because i like the word guatemala right great country right and i look good let's call him his name i have a son named poto and i got him at 12 from guatemala right he's grant soccer he makes coffee really good and um so um and i meet a girl online right who's my age all of a sudden i find that i see photos of porto right with this dick out and she's stuck in his dick right and all that stuff the rage that i would feel imagine the rage right so i ca in that situation maybe i could make up some scandalous lie to hurt this person yeah but why would you need to involve the kid like an innocent child that's a mother that loves her children why would i need to drag my child through this it's really hard for me to believe that that that a woman would do that okay that's fine but there's no record of i understand maltreating i understand i understand that but what i'm saying is that it's not hard to believe it is hard for me to be for you to believe it right it's not hard for me to revenge is not a hard concept for me to understand i just don't understand why she would have chosen that route to take revenge when there's multiple other ways so here's my take on the woody allen thing okay when i was growing up i saw him and i went he was the only person really in film that was that famous that i could relate to because he was ugly that not only was he ugly i i also like you know like i saw dana gould's one of his very early showtime specials when i was in high school and it was all about like his insecurities and self-loathing and neurosis right and anybody that portrayed all that kind of stuff right is somebody i could glum on to because it's like that's what i felt right i liked people that were like you know very insecure and and paranoid and neurotic juice she's coming with it right right this week jews you're right i'm lucky to have someone like kaleila because i feel impish and neurotic and ugly and all that kind of stuff right so it's hard for me to believe why once he had mia pharaoh or any woman that would want to [ __ ] that right that he would resort to any of this other [ __ ] because is a [ __ ] sickness it's an a literal like a disease like a mental illness it's a mental illness yeah where our attention should be what did the little girl say at that age you're right i'm not no you're right i believe he did it and as an adult she's still saying it this was her experience we don't we don't invalidate her experience we say oh okay that's and i'm saying this from obviously like a very biased standpoint because when i told my parents that somebody had hurt me my family's reaction was to not protect me but was to cover it up yeah when i told my dad i was molested by a guy with down syndrome at rehab he laughed in the in the counseling session it is funny [Laughter] right yeah it sucks he to me i agree like he he clearly did it why would this be it but it's so weird that there's so many arguments for that he didn't do it like a lot of people bring up like well he was even mentioning this in an interview on like that they were showing an old interview because he's like why would i just do it all of a sudden now i've had opportunity like this this idea that this is the only one so it's not true which does suck like it sucks that women have to almost like wait for others so that they can come forward because one voice isn't enough and it does make me wonder like yeah maybe this was his only the only time this was when he was close to a little girl this was his shot like i see that here's my real point though and this is something that um you know i always say has tom hanks ever been accused of anything weird sexually eating babies by q anon i think yeah aside from the q and [ __ ] yeah why do you love to give that credit yeah well you know yeah yeah throwing it up tom hanks never ate a baby okay he hasn't eaten right right so he's the most wholesome yeah right guy out there i think one of them right he just seems like a nice guy all right and there's never been any kind of accusations do you know why there aren't any no he didn't do anything yeah right there's just certain guys out there that like you know um you know leon dicaprio right leonardo dicaprio right he's known to go dictate 18 19 20 year old model models and stuff like he's always on a boat somewhere in you know florence italy or whatever it might be it's florence is there water there okay good so i don't want to sound like an idiot right and it's not he's not going to argue that right it's he knows right it's not as anything has he ever been accused of having sex with a 12 year old why because he's never did it he never did it right my point is is that i think that certain you know rumors are there yeah because right because there's some scandalous they don't typically just come out of nowhere here is his age breakdown leonardo dicaprio refuses to date a woman over 25. so this is a graph in relation to his age yeah and that's the ages so at 24 he dated 18. at 44 he dates 21. um there's some uptick some the oldest he'll go is 25. the oldest he's ever gone is 25. one of those girls on that chart went to high school with me oh really aaron heatherton oh wow did you know we're friends no but we i she's very lovely but bobby i do you would break that chart bobby yeah i think you're right like i i that was something i another thing i learned when i moved to la like if there's rumors there usually didn't just come out of nowhere were there smoke there's fire yeah i i'm curious to see is is is his reputation damaged enough for him never to make movies again i would i would think i would think too um also it's like take your millions and you know live a good life nobody wants to do that no one wants to do that's only you know who doesn't want to do that a true narcissist it's weird i know i i literally i look at people who have like three million dollars and i'm like just move to wichita and have a great time let's give example carlos mancia he has millions of dollars and my brother one time told me he goes well gives a [ __ ] man he's got millions he doesn't have to do it anymore right but tell that to carlos you can't because the whole point is you know right now i don't think i don't have enough money to retire for the rest of my life right but you know i'm still you know i'm getting jobs you know and i i ca i can't imagine a life without you know me getting these new jobs and opportunities and seeing how far i can go right it's like if one day they said your voice is shot you can't podcast anymore you can't do stand-up you can't act you can't do any of it right but you have millions of dollars good you know so there you go i don't think i would be happy i'd just be like what am i gonna do i would i'd be so happy i'd be like oh my god i get to rest i get to try something new in my life build a farm garden you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you consider it earlier [ __ ] you you would not i know you you would be so [ __ ] miserable you [ __ ] lying lady you're a lying lady be honest with me i see both sides i don't know if you had 30 million dollars and then somebody said to me right somebody said to me somebody said to you listen you have you you can no longer talk esther what about this today i give you 30 million dollars esther but you have to retire from doing stand-up acting any any stints in the future you're done i think just legal live in obscurity i would be so stupid not to take that deal okay and then i'll i'm gonna get the call eight years later she's in [ __ ] wichita right and she's gonna turn on the tv and see somebody that she's in competition with that's a big tv star yeah but not still not that person doesn't have 30 million it doesn't matter she's going to sit on her couch right and she's going to be she's going to weigh 300 pounds by now just just blob this ester blob right right and then she's gonna lift over one slab right look dave's gonna be there sleeping it's sleep and apnea under one of her [ __ ] fat flops right and you're gonna go you're gonna go dave he's sleeping right and you're going to call me and go i just saw someone so on the thing and you would [ __ ] complain and you'd be so [ __ ] miserable i okay i think there's truth to that i think i understand that i would like to think and follow along with coloko's plan and i think you can do the work i really can i say something i'm gonna i'm gonna flex for a moment i am so good at improvement i have been i started anti-depressants i see a therapist i believe that i could take my millions my my kalila millions and build out a life where it could work uh-huh i agree yes sir there's no that i'm not gonna get to 30 million on this path i would great amazing if if i get to any of a small amount of that why i think you're one job away from that that's negative one more episode of bloodbath away you got the poison in you yeah you're a poison you want to be celebrated i'm not as sick as you whoa i'm not that yep okay i want to i want to say something to you all right all right and let's just be real okay i've heard your phone calls to me all right right because i was there listening right and the kind of [ __ ] i'm not gonna get specific right but the kind of [ __ ] right right lets me it's evidence and it's also like you know you know analytical you know stats stats right i'm looking at the stats and the data right and the data tells me right that she would hang herself from that wichita house oh no that's what the data tells me okay so i don't know what you're trying to do now right what i'm going to say to you is that i think that you're i've always said this about you that you are so unique right you really are i in comedy i don't know anyone like you right in terms of your persona the way you deliver your jokes the way you act all that stuff right you're your own thing which is great okay thanks bobby but you're all [ __ ] up on the inside you really are so [ __ ] up on the inside yeah you ha yeah okay fair the journey what's the difference between well you have me now and me having 30 million it would not be the difference well here's what i like money doesn't fix or change right this here's what i like about the both of you is that you're not willing to come you really do love what you're doing it means that there is no amount of money that you can get paid to um basically turn your back on your dreams well i did say yes to the money you did and then but you got on you were then he unconvinced you it is the wrong choice to say yes to the money is wrong because it is life is not about the end point it's about the journey and that's that's a [ __ ] hard lesson that i'm learning relearning every day because i'm was always the first kid in class to turn in my test i was rushed rush rush get everything done just get to the point of being done with your work but it's about the journey esther and i there is certain there is a fix that you get george have you felt the fix a little bit i feel i'm just happy where i am i like always be growing you know the journey is the destination i'm lucky that i wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth because that gives you a much different like view of success yeah i came from like farmer parents so i'm happy where i am but always trying to get better yeah i feel similarly like i didn't come from money so the fact that i have i'm able to make a little i'm like oh my god i'm amazing i feel great but i want that doesn't mean i don't want more and i do i i i get what you're saying i know the fix i want the fix i want it's a drug but i'm also trying to shy away from that try to detox yes i'm trying to to have both i'm trying to be healthy about it because you can't be this babe it's god there's the high high about low lows is a is i don't want that anymore i don't want it either i'm not saying that i want it okay all i'm saying is is that i feel like i'm in a you know kind of an even keel right now in my life right in fact i'm turning down certain jobs because this is too much on my plate can you pass them my way no you know and there's just certain things that um i've made some really adult choices in the last couple of months that was like startling to me even really oh yeah adult choices well just cut this out but i turned down well really why i think this is worth talking about wait why did you turn a movie down because it was um well i i yelled a whole lot but she did too but um but it made sense to me it was like it was there was like an asian accent right and it was a cool movie it's a it's a vampire movie i could say that yeah right probably a blockbuster kind of maybe a blockbuster kind of a movie with a real action director and he he zoomed to me right we zoomed each other and he was trying to convince me to the movie but at the end of the day it's like and the money was going to be good it's going to be you know um i i might have taken if i didn't have this other movie i had doing but no you wouldn't have okay i refuse i honestly bobby 2021 you uh have made such you have blazed the path for a lot of asian american people in the industry the fact that you would regress and do a film with an accent would break my heart yeah here here here's i did the last time i did an accent was i was in the movie the dictator with sasha baron khan yeah and i did an accident oh yeah what a long time ago my point though is that i did feel guilt yeah for doing the accent and then i remember going to john chow and saying hey i don't ever see you do asian ex he goes i refuse i'll never do it ah good for him yeah i mean and i just don't think that we should wow right but he goes if you do want bobby i won't judge you i get it you're comedian and a lot of these roles you know you're a character and all that stuff you know me just says i i won't do it anyway we should talk about esther what's the thing you wanted to talk about foods that we've never tried yeah i are there any okay are there any common everyday snacks that you've just actually never tried i'm sure there are a lot because i'm just not a big candy person so i eat there aren't there are very few chips i've never tried but in terms of chocolates and snacks and candies i've never so okay i've never tried cheetos and i've never really told anyone that before because i'm a big snack person why why haven't you tried it they look scary to me i don't like that bright orange fake cheese like cheese whiz kind of i don't like that scary to me it's i think they look disgusting but not even hot cheetos no the darker orange no yeah they do look like um they're shaped like also meteor it's yucky or like something that you would find on the surface of mars but i love doritos i love ruffle i eat chips i'm a chip queen but i'm just so it's not like i think i'm better than chips you should try cheetos wait hang on one second so you're is it the cheesiness you don't like or just the shape and the color it's just the concept of like the it's all of it i just want to say something to you right now esther what that in terms of what's inside something the the dorito is the same you know it's just a different shape shape no yeah yeah that's not the same so we have cheetos we have cheetos right here are [Music] they have to be the flaming hot ones are the best are they spicy yeah very spicy very healthy spicy food i like to have some too i'm hungry yeah pass it i love cheetos okay helen i want to know what your expectations are in terms of taste oh i think it's gonna be spicy and okay i i think i think right close your eyes okay take one out and i think you'll be delighted delightfully surprised seated mmm what a crunch i like it they're spicy though huh i like it a lot i told you they're really good how great are they i love it are right earlier cheetos good too yeah oh my god regular cheetos are not as good as the flamin hot to me maybe can i have some it's a little bit oh it's good it's so good i know it's so [ __ ] good you missed out it's really spicy though is that extra flamin hot yeah yeah yeah george [Music] how would you do that here no why would you do that well esther your your spice um tolerance is low you think this is not spicy at all to me yeah baby don't [ __ ] your filipino ways yeah jalapenos don't have spicy foods what are you talking about i'll eat them i just breathe have you tried funyuns maybe years ago have you tried combos years ago combos are my favorite combos are great they give me a little tummy tummy um what else is good well bobby thanks for making me i'm gonna say thanks for being here but listen i you know listen you know um i know annie's a coward well don't slander i'm not slamming she's in pain but cowardly in pain poor annie i love you she's on her way to pick up her oxygen tank right now oh that's how much in pain she is i love her i have sympathy okay but um i'm very happy to fill in any time no not anytime there needs to be a contract but um thank you for having me on mm-hmm thanks for being here bobby thank you it's been a pleasure to be your friend for a decade we've known that that long dude yes probably longer he barely knows me no i love you what are you talking about and uh i'll see you soon kalila because we live together um and thank you so much esther just tell dave i said hi i will you guys love each other and uh good evening and good night and farewell thanks for listening to bloodbath you guys don't forget to like this video subscribe to this channel go to sleepoverbyester.com for my stuff my tie-dye is launching what else um i think that's it thanks bobby oh it's fun thanks guys we'll see you next time oh yeah thanks you guys thanks bobby [Music] you

Channel: Trash Tuesday

Views: 442,724

Rating: 4.9222627 out of 5

Keywords: khalyla kuhn, annie lederman, esther povitsky, podcast, tigerbelly, khalyla podcast, meanspiration, esther club, stand up, comedy, big mood, morning toast, khalyla, stand up comedy, whitney cummings, comedy store, bobby lee, interview, special, blood bath, good for you, Woody Allen, Cheetos, Tom Hanks, Leonardo Dicaprio, Benicio Del Toro, hot Cheetos, bad friends, andrew santino, pretty basic, call her daddy, barstool sports

Id: Kq3RSSivv-A

Length: 61min 13sec (3673 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/itsarudeo]

r/BloodBathPodcast

[u/OceanHoles]

Big Guest for them! Wonder how they managed to book him 😂

[u/PrestigeWorldwide-LP]

this is essentially a TB episode. 2 in a week, love to see it

[u/JFounded]

Bobby was pretty comfortable in this one. He really wasn't playing his usual character when he is a guest in other podcasts

[u/reinalightning]

Yeah it was a good one. Hope Annie gets better.

[u/theodo]

Id love an episode with Esther, Bobby, and Annie

[u/rhodium_roman]

This trio 🔥🔥🔥

[u/chris-ag]

This felt a lot like a Tigerbelly ep from '17/'18, right? Bobby was loose, improvisational and at times with deep thoughts - the mix of silliness and deep talk that I love so much about the first ca. 150 TB eps. Tigerbelly in '20/'21 has a different vibe to it. Not necessarily bad though.

[u/ajit_maholtra]

Anyone know the director Bobby turned down? I think he might have said Joss Whedon. He is working on a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot, and he is an action director. If you play the bleeped out part it seems like he could have said Joss Whedon as well.