Forgive Us Father for We Have Sinned | Ep 16 | BloodBath w/ Annie & Esther & Khalyla

hello listeners i have a clothing line and it's called sleepover by esther and we have hand dyed all hand sewn made in la i designed everything and it's all it all has special themes and you can go to sleepoverbyester.com to check it out i'm really excited for you guys to see our new drop hi guys i have been having a blast on the road i'm so glad to be back there please slugs come out and join me for live stand updates i have uh one headlining set on july 15th at flappers in burbank california i am coming to wiseguys in salt lake city july 16th through 17th i am going to the tempe improv 8 6 to eight eight i don't hate it i wouldn't i could never wear it yes you could the way we saw your titties in that pink one the ruffle arms to me is drawing attention to my eye my arms are like excuse me disgusting there is there the only person who can't wear a shirt like that is me oh my gosh oh my everyone so okay by the way everyone's full of [ __ ] the only person that shouldn't be that should be wearing this shirt is jordan you guys the only reason bobby is with me is for my wide broad manly shoulders i can't wear i can wear sleeveless shirt it's just not ruffled because it does look like the shoulders much the vaginal kind of i literally want the smallest [ __ ] in the world oh my god you guys i have the smallest [ __ ] in the world where you'd have a smaller vagina than esther would be really i have a smaller vagina than you i think i have let's be real i have the biggest one i'm jealous i want a big one how are we measuring size because here's here's what i'm jealous of i like vaginas your whole body it actually goes after your teeth oh i've seen that i had a romanian friend because we were all swimmers so we all showered together right seen that vagina i swear to god guys came and [ __ ] inch from her belly because the split just was real high yeah i was like oh my god what a plate like was it just a sweater was it open it wasn't opening wishes the slit came up real high and her [ __ ] crack went up real high she's lucky she had like the joker would you guys do something for me as for my entertainment of course i really want to see kalila in your shirt okay oh my god it's not gonna be good oh my god oh my god obviously oh my god i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna sweat in it my armpits disgusting look at her body oh she's so good oh my god it looks so cute you into like middle school but no i know what you mean like it's not you guys it actually looks so cute you're i don't know what sort of negative pandering you're doing no i the thing is i just hate those kinds of sleeves this is not a good look guys that looks great wait face me more she's showing us like her triceps are a bad thing i look at our triceps she's like look how strong i look like a masculine one [Music] thank you for doing that your dream has not been realized yes sir you know what i like you better in your like down and dirty thank you boyish stuff me too i'm the same way by the way last night kalylah facetimed me for like two seconds and i was in bed and dave was next to me you know when you get off the phone and then you just see you see your face he's like so pretty and i was like really me and he's like oh no kalylah that was so sad he was like oh no i'm still she's so pretty i'm still taking it in it was really sad you are pretty esther in fact you know what this is when i think you're prettiest right here thank you this is the maester this is my one girl what if she was saying i like you the best like this like in person because it doesn't translate you do have like a very like rich person's look today like i feel like you've picked it up like you're in a bright orange you have froofy arms look at those nails they scream private uh high school oh my god someone posted someone came out to one of the show oh the show i did with you when we did john's oh yeah someone posted a video i'm gonna start being like you cannot take any video at my shows some guy posted a clip of me saying i was doing a whole thing where i was like i kind of understand like when you because i performed at the mall of america and i was like you're around all these teenagers you regress you start to feel like a teenager all of a sudden you're hitting on a teen and the thought crosses your mind i could [ __ ] a kid i said something like that yeah they they filmed just me saying i could [ __ ] a kid and posted it like with like little like emojis and stuff and i was like um if you take this down they're like oh i didn't even listen i was just excited to see you i didn't even listen to what you were saying like they just supposed to be like i [ __ ] children i was like oh my god get this down that's real hollywood of you i know you're in baby you're maturing i don't [ __ ] them to like for pleasure i [ __ ] them to get them excited so i can get their adrenal fans going no i don't know what you're saying but no it's hollywood the view that you don't want something circulating like that you know it's hollywood you pretending like you don't know about the adrenal gland thing because you are the most hollywood of all of us you're the tv star [Music] i don't know you're a television and film star [Music] i mean the stage [Laughter] i would love to see you in a [ __ ] place i would love to play i've always wanted to since i've been here like write and produce a play let's do it let's oh i didn't say with you but can we be can we at least audition yes yes can i when i do my play i want to be the only one in control you said you would be the only one in it hey by the way you're not going to write it so i don't know what the [ __ ] yes i am oh tips happen on the computer esther's going to stay up an extra hour every night and write her play or one more play i'd like to audition to be the lights guy that's it the lighting designer we need something with way more experiences your shoulders will be knocking in the way a little bit wait i actually just had a flashback of auditioning for a play because you guys know i've spoken about like the one thing that can truly humiliate me besides like my medical nudes getting out singing singing medical news yeah like i mean regular if i take a nude that i send on purpose like i want it to be that's original medical nude is like what i would send her where i was like is what is this like if those nudes if these nudes got out like i would die those would be bad my ingrown pictures to my friends i made up medical news so it's not like a thing you should know okay i'm trying i'm testing it out i like it i'm now gonna look for all my medical news and just trash because i had a nightmare that that happened i had a nightmare that i was i all of my nudes leaked and it was happening at such a rapid i couldn't stop them like it was like whack-a-mole like just so many nudes and they but they weren't good ones like if a good nude i'm like god be with us somebody leaked them somebody leaked mine don't don't don't actually just kidding i've never taken a nude i don't want out i have unfortunately only like one of the thousand that i take is good and sometimes i'm too lazy to delete the nine hundred delete there's a delete pile that doesn't go away for like 30 days well i'm [ __ ] so we've never taken nudes no comment oh my god she is the she has the most nudes out of three no no definitely not the most i feel like i have the least i just don't take a lot of pictures of myself the thing with esther is when she wears like form-fitting clothes and stuff she's not a child you go like oh my god that actually isn't a kid this is so weird when she wears the baggy stuff i'm like somebody needs to be chaperoning this child why is she alone in your eyes i'm just going to go straight from child to old lady like there will be i will get no in between no you're both right now that's how the asian that's how the asians work you go from young young and then at 80 you go completely gray are we can we just be asian can we just say we're asian i appreciate the asian culture so much my trip to japan the food i could not live without the food i just had a revelation i think you should be cast in a tokyo shock movie what's that like old boy what do you think about tiny little esther tokyo shock movies are like old boy like boy are we talking about that's just esther's character there's this scene an old boy where he is at a sushi um restaurant and he orders octopus and the octopus is still alive and the octopus while he's eating it the tentacles sort of grab his face and he continues to slurp it up if you were in that scene she'd be the octopus oscar nominated speaking of octopus i actually have a story i have not shared on this podcast it's quick but one time dave and i were in vegas and i was like being kind of we've been together maybe like a year and i was like trying to encourage him to like take charge a little more so it's like today we're gonna go to lunch and you just order and i'm just gonna be like your little your little [ __ ] and i'm gonna eat whatever you order such a trap and i'm gonna like it's gonna be really hot right he's gonna be like this dominating boyfriend this dominating partner so we sit down he orders a bunch of food and he's like okay so here's this like thank you and then he's and this is octopus here we go and i was like no i can't he's like no because he was like playing the role he's like no you have to i start crying hysterically he duct tapes you to the chair he whips you he's like no you're gonna try it i just like start crying i'm like please stop please i can't eat it and then he was like all right this is over it like backfired and went in like the worst way did he eat it yeah he loved it he knew that was gonna happen dude but he always brings it up he's like oh yeah that went really well like i just i completely collapsed when i did you're very much like bobby really bobby really faints a lot of things that he isn't like especially with food because he's like he's asian right so when i started dating him i'm like oh thank god he's an asian guy like he's gonna eat everything with me and he always says oh i can't date white girls because they're just so picky with food he says that a lot but then we go out to eat and the way i like to eat it's like you know it's all of it right do you do you eat like eyeballs i'll eat anything you guys i went out to lunch with my friends we wanted to get crab legs like cooked crab lips of course and the place was closed we were in koreatown yeah so we went to this place called i think it was called crab house and we walked in and it was like it's the most authentic asian cuisine you could possibly get where we ordered all this crab and stuff we're like so excited everything was raw yes i immediately was in like an episode of the challenge where it's the food episode i'm like it's all mental it's everything was cold and wet and slimy so i don't want to say it you're not even that's something you've never seen or used i've never it's never come into my life to get raw crab did you eat it of course i did and how was it i actually liked it but my friends kept gagging and it really i was like we're being rude and then the chat came in it was 150 and i was like okay you could puke on the [ __ ] table at this point these people saw some whities come in and we're like and we ordered like way i was like what should we order and the lady just like our entire table was just filled with [ __ ] we did not want to eat so i was rallying and trying to eat enough to make it like worth the price yeah but my friend was like dry heaving she puked outside of a video of her vomiting did you like it at all i did if i was with kalila or someone that liked it i would have eaten the entire thing yeah but they it's not like they poisoned my idea of it but it was it was a new texture that i would have had to have encouragement to get through yeah that's the same way i feel about have you guys had natto have you had no what is that it's like a fermented bean that it's like in when you get it or you're like this is not dough it's kind of like you know how durian some people love it some people there's no in between i sort of like it i sort of don't you either like like natto or you don't like natto because it's very slimy and it's a little bit fermented it's like that ew i think i have it looks like cheesy beans the first time i ever had natto i was so sure that i would love it because i'm like what there's still such few things i don't like yeah and i ordered the biggest bowl of natto and that was the first time that like i was so embarrassed to not eat it because when the when i ordered it the um the waiter was like are you sure you've had natto before and i lied and i was like yeah of course like i've had japanese food my whole life and he was like are you sure i'm like yeah i'm sure and then now i couldn't um i had to double down okay so jules was seeing me the tears coming out my eyes and like bubbles coming out my nose i ate the whole bowl of not though but what was so bad about it it was very late it was like it's not it's like snot what's the taste it tastes like beans um fermented so it's like fermented snot and um i i really tried my best and some people really jules liked it i'm like of course stupid [ __ ] of course you like let's get some of this for the show fernando yeah yeah and i really want to like it smell i don't want to it doesn't have it it doesn't have a bad smell when you do ayahuasca again will you take a picture of esther and i in your pocket uh you are in my heart i already talked about think about us and have revelations on our behalf you really feel in your heart i already had a hole when she was like um it's so uncomfortable when i talked about drugs i like please and the energy after an ayahuasca trip is like not okay for anyone else like it's so intense and the people are like why are you i know that's always when when [ __ ] start youtube channels like every time like i've seen a girl do ayahuasca the next day she has a youtube channel like that of the master cleanse right like talking about like her revelations and like that it can't relate to it it's just so personal i was when i was in austin there was this guy he just looked like a kid that wanted to talk about doing acid and he sure was i was like everything about you is exactly what you're doing but so there was my the not my opener i'm sorry i was open i was opening for bonnie mcfarlane and then there was this kid gabe i can't remember his last name who was the host he was a nice guy but he um does not do hallucinogens right so i'm sitting outside with these guys and the acid kid comes up and he's like just launching into stories about acid and the kids going like i don't i don't do hallucinogens right so that's your cue to back away yeah unless someone asks more questions but so then he's like he starts he goes yeah and then this one time i took three uh tabs of acid and the kid gave the kid gabe just goes i don't is that a lot or a little i don't know i love you leave it alone i love you leave him alone i'm like you have to stop is that a lot or is it a little that doesn't mean anything to me so then later the kid was like no i had a good sword again i'm like it's not a good story i promise i've done this to people i see people's eyes glaze over but you keep going girl well that's my thing she eventually gets you back though that's the persistence of annie is that there might be a momentary glaze but then she just comes with something even harder and more outrageous and you're like wait wait wait back up what did you say what did i miss i also know how to draw you in because it has to do with you but what's your what's your advice for someone like me and that guy if someone's coming at us with like drug stuff and we're like bro like i don't care like what could we say to bro i don't care yeah hey you're enlightened you've done you're so good at that esther just like don't take this personally but i don't care like why would i care this is nothing to do i'm never gonna have this experience she's the best at that actually because one time we were on facetime with a friend of ours and she was a friend of ours was not an anti-vaxxer but definitely you know giving her spiel about why she wasn't gonna get vacant which fight whatever to each his own don't really care but that's exactly what esther she was getting frustrated just hearing it from around the bend you hear hear her say i don't [ __ ] care guys this doesn't matter i'm so bored because i'm bored just [ __ ] pile everyone that started talking about drugs just like treat them like you've known them for years well that's you know okay this is actually a big topic like you know those people that just want to fight their side yeah like we all have those people in our life that loved one oh god that will bring up the vaccine like right now it's like the vaccine before it was like something about covid being like real or you know it's like at this point you do you don't tell me about it there was this like um there was a keanu reeves quote that was like i don't have time to deal with crazy people anymore more if you think two plus two equals five like have at it yeah enjoy your life that then ever since i saw i'm like leave me out of this this is how i feel like at the comedy store because there's such a range of people at levels of their careers and stuff and i talk to everyone so i'm like you know friends with all the door guys and all the kitchen staff and then all of the big guys too but i always tell them like when they start talking to me about open mics like if you say open mic to me like i'm out i go i have a strict policy that i've passed years ago i worked hard enough to not have to go to open mics if you [ __ ] bring an open mic up to me you're dead to me i was like this is your first warning there's not another warning annie i'm gonna start going to open mics and i'm gonna talk your ears you're an exception and but i will pretend like i don't like it to make you go to open mics to do this all right double down [ __ ] this is your my natto i used to host at the tribal cafe you know that george you used to what the aaa meeting [Applause] years after years not just a year that was the one where you had to buy they all have to buy yourself no one wanted to hi-fi do you remember me no you were uh you were established by the time i was uh thank you you were born established by the way she was [ __ ] established that's why you had haters i was born with tap shoes on my feet and a top hat on my head what do you want to you guys want to hear something so sad about tap dancing why we were having such a long time laughing we're having joy why would we want something sad about tap dancing i love poverty poverty pavarotti i'll hear about if you have a tap dancing story about pavarotti i'm in who's pomeranian oh my god pavarotti esther i feel like you should really know who poverty i feel like you owe all people you'd know pavarotti he's one of your uh alternatives is he like wait can you sing esther uh i think anyone can sing if you get like singing lessons there's just something in me that's just you might not be able to sing as much as like big singers but you can sing something fat singers no like christine aguilera or she did gain weight after the boob job oh my god don't talk about my queen's like i think she said it wasn't the boob job it was when she went on um what do you call it birth control yeah but the one that you take depo provera i was on the depth you were one of them was that the shot yes every yeah that one okay that one i got the shot you don't get your period you're like oh this is so cool six months there's no free lunch [ __ ] that [ __ ] came back i had my period four six months after i got off of it non-stop for six months i gave a lot of blow jobs i'll 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international school and i was just like i was just taken i'm having a like a fun image in my head of you trying to sneak tap dancing but like you're trying to sneak out to go tap dancing but you're wearing the shoes already so you're waking your parents up with like the tap tap tap the sad part is the shoes part okay do you think that my parents who wanted me to swim would ever buy tap dancing shoes so i remember looking at bruce and diana just tapping away and i would watch their performances like in secret um these were the popular kids that popular tap dancers in their school and so i asked my parents like can i tap dance and they were like you know shut up eat your meal we're gonna go train right so i got i saved cans of sardines senorita sardines and i flattened them these the the cans and i um nailed them to my shoes and after swim practice i would be in the back of the house and i'd put music on and i would just like tap for hours so this is like when you want when you were a kid and you wanted braces so you would take the tinfoil i did that too yeah so i tapped for hours so i actually know how to tap but how did you learn to tap you just taught yourself copy copied yeah yeah copied i by the way i could definitely like have i could give you real tap lessons please ask like i know my [ __ ] tap was what i got my starting tap i know my tap only fans only fans did your oh my god the only fans is i started rothie i swear wait esther i'm just imagining your tiny little tap shoes oh my god do you ever hang them from the no i get i i usually get rid of my dance shoes because my mom doesn't want to keep them but i because when i was little my mom took me to it i said for some reason i said like i want to tap dance i went to a tap class and i was they literally were like she's not good enough she can't do it so then i had to like go to like for baby tap i was kind of a baby but how old were you the first dish gray like was it weird when all the kids were taller than you always my whole life but so then because i had that first like she can't dance or get out i was like the hunger was there so i said he tapped basically from like first grade through senior year of high school so i know my [ __ ] this is the story of billy elliot by the way she's jilly elliot wait that's the play that's the [ __ ] right we have to be the mean people that are like no that's a musical i can't write them i'm the villain with the with the tuna can tap shoes right that's not a villain i'm the parent that's tearing the crayons out of your [ __ ] hands push-ups [ __ ] oh it's going to be a broadway hit i can see it now can i actually be cast as your mom and not just in real life be your parent ernie how the heck was austin how the hulk was it how the hulk how the holy because because austin is like this new comedy scene and where you came in from as an la person like what was the hype was it real or how is that well i was told two things i was told nobody in texas wears masks and that there are not homeless people and i will tell you i was lied to i saw a naked woman a fully naked unhoused unclothed human walk across the street wearing not but to mask okay so not only are there people weren't the homeless we were wearing masks she was completely i mean i wish i had filmed it but i was like is this revenge porn like i don't know i can't film this naked woman but she was she wasn't full she was bottomless and bush out shaved head not shaved wow i love that look she was a little overweight yeah when you shave the top but just keep the bottom bushy that's such a trap yeah also when i when you facetimed me from there outside of your window was a woman on a bicycle with a tutu but no under undergarments what yes she was she was right she was everyone's crazy she was a pedicab driver but dressed as like a fairy bottomless like vagina vagina yeah and then definitely on meth like having meth like which by the way if you're going to be a pedicab driver i think that's the job to do math but her tutu was so high that it didn't cover any of her bottoms so it was like are you serious right here right before isn't that illegal the whole thing's i mean i don't know if there are police anymore i'm pretty sure police are like you defunded us you burned our cop cars please but i yeah it was wild and i just i will say this about austin if you have a set of balls i would run from that place why my ball sack was sticking to my inner thigh and i don't have one it was it's so humid it's so sticky and i'm assuming this is actually a good time of year so the sweat it just i can't even imagine i'm into that fully dilated makes me so pretty i don't have eczema my skin is beautiful oh my hair is fuller and humidity i know a lot of people are afraid of humidity but i my skin is but my i don't i know it's it's she makes it sounds miserable like i don't want it but my skin is so much better in humidity i think everyone says because you're fully dilated okay let's move to the [ __ ] house not austin though we can do hawaii we can do somewhere there's so many other uh dilated i'm just imagining like crowning you can't say dilated to me yeah i'm thinking like yeah ready just okay let me try and find another word just well oiled your your your insides everything is flowing well your heart's operating better better your skin's not flaking off because this is california is a chaperone i'm flaky here you're flaky dude my face snows if you if i scratch my eyebrows it starts snowing yeah eyebrows dandruff like my skin is so flaky but then when i go back to chicago i'm like oily and like just like dewey do we do have um dandruff hell yeah i do too can i suggest why maybe you have dandruff because you use [ __ ] dish soap on your hair no that helps the dish soap has helped did you google this or look this up is this like on the back of goop magazine or something is this like a secret no i have extremely oil that's the thing my hair is oily i don't know so this is something this is a fun thing my hair is oily which i know doesn't make sense because my skin is dry but my hair gets really oily so i have to sometimes use dish soap to like you know those commercials with the little duckies when they're like in oil yeah and they use the dawn soap you're oily because your skin is dry you know that right yeah people who who your body is trying to compensate for the dryness and that's the same thing with me so it's like that's why when you overly moisturize the less oily you actually become because your skin doesn't your body's not trying to um oil up the flakes itself it's so funny how dumb we are and how smart she is well she's a [ __ ] nurse oh my god nothing to do with that i'm just not reading goop magazine i'm not reading there's no such thing as google's magazine oh there isn't i just think that's just a website it's a newspaper i have the same thing esther because i have um seborrheic dermatitis so the dandruff doesn't end in the hair the dandruff close to my cheeks yeah then to the behind my ear and it doesn't look like that if it looks like red flaky patches and it onto my chest hell yeah itchy as [ __ ] i have nipple hair dandruff i have i don't i just have no place so would you move to austin how is the comedy scene can you why am i like will you move to austin the comedy scene is cool it's really fun they have a couple clubs right now joe's opening up a club and if it's in the location that he said it's gonna be so [ __ ] cool but i know they're still looking around but um there's a place called the creek in the cave that that's where bonnie performed when bonnie and i performed bonnie by the way bonnie mcfarlane is like the funniest [ __ ] on earth i also think she's just the prettiest she's gorgeous she's really so smart she's so funny i love her i'm always just like i can't believe you're friends with me i just she's just so good i was just like crying watching her but so guys go see her if you can do you feel like you would ever go there like oh i'm gonna go to austin for two weeks and like get a bunch of stage time like you would like like previously how maybe you someone would do that in new york would you ever do that in austin now i could see that as a good thing like when i first started comedy in new york i would come to la like twice a year and do like a week of shows and you can kind of clean up in austin it is a smaller scene but they they have the creek in the cave and they have this place called the vulcan that's really cool um and i went up there but the problem with the vulcan is it's like a edm club so it's like it's got like the stage people around you then it goes all the way up like two or three stories then there's another st like another floor around you with couches like a nightclub so when you're performing the sound all goes up like i was 100 sure i bombed like i was like i can't believe i'm [ __ ] bombing i was like sweating i was like what do you guys want and i got off stage my boyfriend all my friend everyone was like oh my god you just killed and i'm like are you [ __ ] [ __ ] with me and they're like no dude and all these girls i was getting all these dm's people like you were i'm like are you [ __ ] sick because i was and i'm telling you that's another reason why i don't want to live in austin when i physically sweat on stage more than just my armpits i because it's a symptom of bombing i bomb in my head wait where do you sweat other than your armpits like your vagini or your your ch thank you for calling it a genie it's granted many wishes for fat men um many many fat men you just rub it and okay but where do you i want to know where you sweat and the butt crack well yes it was swamp well because i can only fit in sweatpants at this point and i refuse to buy i'm not buying a new size it's like i'm a size four until the seams pop [ __ ] like i do not care but i'm like so i'm like high-waisting these [ __ ] grandpa sweats hell yeah i love that i am sweating nobody you know everyone's wearing sweatpants in l.a yeah nobody's wearing sweatpants and awesome that's funny not even a question are they all in jeans they're all in like jeans and shorts and like they know what they're doing they're like we need air flow i was swamp-assing but it was it was like from my the part of my head from my zenith down like i was [ __ ] sweating do you do you ever sweat because i only get it right here in my voice underneath my um eyebrows kurt broner calls it the moist moist dash oh it's so that's the most embarrassing one is this the face sweat but only in select areas how about when your fake eyelashes catch the drips like they're like it's raindrops coming from i mean i just was like you should get the salt in your eyes i mean i really was just sweating crazy my hair extensions just felt so heavy i was like what the [ __ ] do you ever feel good that you sweat like you're that's like good for you well i don't want to brag but i did go to 8am hot yoga today you did i did guys wow i did that's why being 10 minutes late was very i was trying to like forgive myself for that but a series of events happened unfolded and i was 10 minutes late good for you but i got up so early i was like i'm gonna be early speaking of edm and the vulcan were you guys did you ever go through an edm phase no ever okay well i went through i went through an 80 m m's phase oh i did yeah but you guys never listen like i went to the swedish house mafia like farewell tour i can never tell these things to bobby so i'm never this is a secret between us and this podcast but like i had a really like i was really into i like everything so when edm was a thing it also was a thing in my heart why did you like it just good old party days you know what does it mean to you like just it's a tim it's like electronic dancing it means ibiza ibiza being like you know just a ratchet [ __ ] in europe and can i tell you why i don't like it because i'm so self-conscious with my dancing and my singing i can't like let loose the way you have to when you're at an edm concert you can't be self-conscious at medium it's not like broadway would let they don't dance but that's the thing about it it's true you're not you're not wrong you do have to there's a very like procedure with a band that you could be very obviously not awesome but it's the best is the best type of music to not dance to because it's you're actually just in the crowd and then i don't know what do you think people are dancing i like the people you know they're doing their little liquid yeah but you have more pressure if you're dancing to rnb like because then you really have to edm is just boom boom are you just jumping yeah something's hard you could do that although yeah jumping sucks i'm so embarrassed about my mind why are you embarrassed i like you you should be embarrassed about your bummer story about tap dancing my sardine can whether you're listening to this show 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dance and act a triple threat you're a triple threat right you're a triple threat my parents wouldn't agree but i'll take it i think you're a triple threat i think you can do it all what do they say i can't sing i caught them on a hot mic my mom basically sang like i feel bad for her she's not going to get a part oh i've walked into my parents twice saying why was your mom on like because i a long time ago i made i was making this like was it her play she wasn't casting you in no no i shot a pilot for hbo like seven-ish years ago where i went back to my this is like a horrible story this is what i want to hear it must have been when we weren't friends a very big production company was like a very big producer was like i want to do this harley weinstein no is he my neighbor no okay no it's a very big female producer and so she's like i want to do this so she's so basically like hbo and funnier die like sent me i went to my hometown i went to my parents house my high school theater program was having like a 50th anniversary where they were allowing alumni to audition so i went with cameras and like this like big producer came was like at my parents house with me and we were like filming and so i i was prepping for my audition and that's when we caught my mom on a hot mic saying like i just feel bad for her she's not going to get anything i auditioned i auditioned for the music hall cameras are there my teacher knows i don't get a role at all i get like the offer to be in the chorus i was so embarrassed and then like i we we sent in like the footage and like the producer called and was like well you don't really have a role so we don't there's not really a show here like how dumb is the person casting that they weren't like hbo will follow this entire maybe they were trying to be funny it was so sad this is like so traumatizing i think it was a flex for my high school and i also think that they didn't want to do it how terrible were you a high schooler that they the whole school is against you were you coming in cocky passed away fame were you coming in talking like hey guys alum here no i was not cocky at all i was like i was also so nervous and i kind of blamed my parents because they like had you they were like so involved in the process when i really needed like my own time to prepare no i kind of became a big joke and i didn't really take it seriously because i figured like whatever ultimately i think it wouldn't have worked out because they said that the school wouldn't sign off on the students appearing on camera now i think there was there had to have been a way to work around that but i think that it maybe was never going to happen so that killed the project yeah oh my god oh my god that's so funny and then there and then i tried to get it going in another way because then i wanted to do it where i just went to a random high school and was like can i be in this oh my god if this ended up just being a series of you getting rejected i think that it can be a thing now i would love that i would not want to watch that they should have just [ __ ] cast you should win every role so you look younger than these high schoolers oh we can't put any high schoolers on stage okay i'll play every single roll i know they put tig in army of the damn they can put you as every character which by the way she's getting such good reviews it's insane what they did so what they did is they blurred everything in the background and zack snyder said he did it on purpose what do you mean ahead of time like for the look of it they completely defocus the background you know when you take like a portrait picture on your phone so everything in the background is completely unfocused and be and it makes it easier to put taken so they completely took chris out of the um of the movie and then they put her in it so she's like green screened every single scene every scene like she hasn't met some of the stars of the movie oh that must have been really hard for her i mean i mean imagine you're like we're gonna give you an action starring role we don't have much time there's all this controversy around it and go and also it was originally written with the idea of a man playing that role also the fact that she had to even like kind of like you know what i mean she had to do that gymnastics of but it is like one of these things where it's like i do feel like i feel bad for dalia because i think he would have crushed it like i think he probably really well he's a good actor i really think like and i think it would have just because it was like the comedic relief role you could just see like i really i think it's wish i could have seen i think it's obviously a weird situation but i do think it's cool that take got the opportunity since like she probably wouldn't have otherwise and the fact that she's getting such a positive reaction people are loving it like and all the pictures she looks really cool i'm i'm down yeah no i mean i think it's it's also like funny to give her a woman i mean it's like that's like you got punished kevin spacey when he got replaced by like a 90 year old christopher plummer you know oh yeah remember that and christopher plummer killed it i want to tell you my auditioning story it's worse than yours you're offering chorus so i went in for my middle school was doing little orphan annie this was like the one hiccup in time where i was in public school for like a year and a half headaches had to take a half a year off but from school well they made me wear sunglasses in school so i was either the kid wearing sunglasses in school or i was getting homeschooled oh you were the you were the cool kid wait you were homeschooled for six months couple months yeah and then also in um i feel like that in high school i got homeschooled too for a little bit because i my ex-boyfriend was dating becky my ex-boyfriend was secretly dating and the school was so small that it was like uh oh it was crazy so i ended up getting homeschooled for mental health me too oh my god for mental health because i was put on so many um 50 150 holds i like i like call them 51.50 because they were struggling to bring holds we're understanding these tattoos oh yeah i was a big cutter um never the cutter yeah look at that blackness right here um no but my last couple months in high school was in one classroom with my history teacher who took all of my work from all of my other teachers and piled them on my table so he could keep an eye on me and my uh my history teacher picked me up from from um my house and my um english teacher dropped me off drove me home they wouldn't even because i was taking the bus at that time that i would like they were like look this girl is smart she's clearly having a really hard time with her mental health we need to just propel her forward because i used to be a straight a student we're like we just she just needs a little bit of help right now so these teachers rallied behind me they didn't want me taking the bus because god knows i would have ended up somewhere [ __ ] you know trying to kill myself oh my god and they just kept a really close eye on me and granted i graduated with like straight d's but but i cannot believe how much they cared about i've never ideas um did you ever cheat on tests by carving um the answers into your arms with a razor blade oh my cheating tactics well dude i cheated in a way where it's like why didn't i just study right now it was i okay i had a [ __ ] teacher who i set this up for like six months i always did the long con yeah i said uh i was like oh it's really easy i'm very tactile learner so it's easier if i sculpt during class like i so i would bring a piece of clay into like science class i would like i just i was like oh these learning i have these alternative ways of learning so then i started like a couple weeks before this exam i was like yeah like i've been really like listening to meditation music are you secretly a con man i feel like you always accuse me of being a con man i told the teacher that um i needed to listen to this cassette tape that i've been studying with so he said okay he okayed it ahead of time so i recorded on my little cassette my little boom box i recorded all the answers onto one half of the cassette and then the other half was like bird sounds you know and then so i played it for him in the beginning of class i go i'm not cheating like here it is and then i flipped it and but i [ __ ] up i didn't put time in between the answers so i couldn't write as fast as i was talking so i kept pausing and like i was like oh my god i have to run so i'm going to the bathroom like i just had to be like i have diarrhea like i was in the bathroom a million times and it was so much harder than just studying yeah it is so much harder the only person you cheated is yourself that's true can they revoke um a degree or a diploma probably to say that you've cheated i'm just not gonna specify where i cheated pharmacology was a very hard thing for a lot of students but it came easy to me and um i'm just gonna leave it at that but the best way to do it in high school when you didn't have when you couldn't program into your um in your calculator obviously some of the answers for like calc and stuff like that um you bring a water bottle but you take out the plastic in the water bottle and you write all of the answers behind the water bottle so when you look at your bottle the answers are all behind it oh my god they're like magnified yes and you can get caught with that one really hard i don't know not in high school because then they weren't really looking for ingenious ways i like to call it you know to cheat like one time i had a whole cast in my arm or my right arm and i just put little paper scrolls through it and if i needed an answer i just would pop it out pop it out i did my brother and i my twin and i were taking driver's ed in philly we had to take like a whole class we took my parents had like one of those old-school xerox machines where you could keep xeroxing it at a lower and just make things smaller and smaller we took the like pamphlet of all the questions for the test and we shrunk it down to like this size like it was multiple choice like did all the right answers on it stapled it and just handed them out to everyone so we are probably like responsible for some vehicular manslaughter and the northeast water in the late 90s earlier you never cheated esther ever not really like i don't have any vivid memories of it i like my i was always when it came to test taking i was always the first person to turn the test in and like for better or worse like i just i was very adamant and dave like always gets on me about this like in my adult life but i was like i know what i know and i know what i don't know so i rushed through every test because i was i'm never the type that's going to sit there and be like hmm do i remember this i'm like no i know it or i don't so i would just like speed through my test always be the first person to hand it in and then sometimes i would even like stand there and be like grade it right now in front of me oh my god i'd be like when she was born i'd like wait what was this one what was this one like i was yeah wow you wouldn't even try for the things you didn't know would you ever direct something i would yeah i would love to direct i feel like that's true i feel like that's truly who i am you could quadruple threat i think you have to be really good at one of those things to be a threat and i don't think anyone views me don't even say that esther you're my little mini mogul thank you we're gonna manifest it because that's truly who you are you're my mini you're my mini mole the animal should we banana break yeah [Music] while we banana break let me finish this [ __ ] story about how i went to audition for a little orphan annie yes and i just got russell thank you to a place yes where i thought i was going to be able to pull it off like i didn't think the nerves were going to come in how old were you i was 11 or 12. i go in and they're like why do you think you should be cast as annie and i said because i'm annie like thinking that would work and then i just bombed it was the the heat coming to the top of my head boiling over humiliation i feel every time i sing i don't know if they try to get us a dance guess what i got what part i got what usher my twin brother and i were ushers oh my god wait they're getting him allowed to be in the [ __ ] chorus not even urger not to brag but in my high school theater you had to do crew in order to qualify to audition so i knew all the jobs who did your work for you i we i i feel like it's actually i take this as a compliment because you think i'm you when you say that what crew job were you doing built like we we had to do everything you could not get away you had to do you had to work like you had to paint like someone told you what to do like i wouldn't know how to build a set but it's like okay today you're gonna like paint this backdrop paint you know did they did they make you build the ladder you needed to be able to paint the stuff i have this project that i'm doing and everyone's like kalyla you talk for a living this should be easy peasy for you and you guys when we practiced this thing i crumbled like of all the people in the room that don't talk for a living i'm the one i'm the only one that crumbled sweat mustache everything i'm like what happens like what is it about it's a fear of being judged by people that you either are viewing as like powerful or like it's like not having control of your life in that moment right like you're giving your power to these other people that's why you have to like really just be that's why whenever i do something that's high stress i give myself the honesty of it and i always say it like if i'm like oh i'm [ __ ] nervous right now like i'll always be like just say it to kind of get it out there and i think people like that i don't know well that's what i do you guys i'm so nervous i've never done this before and then the filipino accent just comes out so strong because i'm trying not to have a filipino accent no have the accent then it's like good morning guys you know happy to be here i'm like oh my god and then it i just spiraled because i'm like oh they know it they picked up the accent i have an idea what get some sardine cans okay if you tap dance in you'll be able to do it from a distance on zoom just yeah i haven't i have advice for you in you saying you're really nervous about whatever you're doing it may not help like today or tomorrow but everything is better with practice yeah so it's like you're not gonna be good at something the first time you do it and you should just like be okay with that and know that like you'll have to probably do it five ten times and then you'll be good so whenever i'm not good at something now i'm just like it's just a practice thing it's not me it doesn't reflect poorly on me i'm not bad at this i just haven't done it enough so podcasting how we we need to hit our ten thousand hours before i finally hit my pr my stride no but really like it is it is that thing and because if you take the feelings you're having personally then it's you're [ __ ] yeah i also have um i don't know if this is an appropriate thing to say out loud but i i have the gays of powerful older not young older white men really does something to my psyche um i don't know if it was because of my father being like a very like commanding force and he was like a very like he was a you know scary white person i went to psycho i went to undergrad psychology for eight years yeah okay my mom wrote all my papers but i can say yes that is what it is not george kimmel like he's my age whatever we're fine but if it's like an exact type i i'm so i feel so disconnected to their world that i don't know how to tell them who i am what if you could instead place the good parts you thought about your dad and just assume that they love you like a daughter would that work it could what i do what i do now is i i i look at each person and i'm like oh um you know i just look at him like it's just a job it's just a job they're doing they don't want to [ __ ] be here i don't want to [ __ ] be here we just gotta get through when they do a pitch on zoom we'll make it so you only see yourself oh so you don't even look at those people i don't know this insecure [ __ ] it's gorgeous so gorgeous look at my shoulders our supermodel friend who complains george do you have any surprises for us all right new segment alert i do look like a hot cholo we should i know i'm about now i'm about to hit you want me to hit it yeah you look like a guy in santa fe i would [ __ ] sanify dude i would [ __ ] this [ __ ] look at you and you look like i can't tell that you have tits too so it looks like a ripped body and you would definitely have like chest tattoos and i would have peeners like the little cuts right here if i had a neck tattoo right now i think all you [ __ ] would ride my face i would be we would have to move that camera because i would have slid right off this chair well our father we're going to confess to you this is called the confession booth where nasty naughty annie and esther confess our sins to father koloko and i'm here to dole out your pen and space yeah we're going to start with um bless me father for i have sinned okay my turn yes okay bless me father for i have sinned may the lord help you to confess your sins dear esther okay so this is this is a confession really to the people present here so recently i've had a lot of out-of-town dates that have made it really difficult for george to schedule the show and i said that i was going to be gone june 8th and i was a little shady about when i would come back i said the 20th but then i no i said i was shady about when i was coming back kind of like left it up in the air and then i heard that annie was going to be out of town and then i was like oh well i can stay in skokie for extra days now and so i may or may not have extended my trip but said i was coming back on the 20th but i'm gonna stay home longer because andy's not gonna be here do you guys remember just moments ago when esther said i really need this podcast to make money that is not bad what i did because you won't be here anyway chill father will just try these children um let me see let me scroll down go hard father [Laughter] the archbishop has her hail mary is hail mary to another podcast he'll marry your ass to another podcast [ __ ] i can't believe i really played the game and gave a real confession and everyone's mad at me you like it though you're thriving right how happy you look esther do you thrive off negative reinforcement yes wow i'm now learning this i almost feel like i shouldn't give you a penance and tell you it's really not a big deal so that you don't get the the feeling of victory i know it's time to take the [ __ ] because i she's gone not gonna be here anyway listen [ __ ] for your penance you're no longer my child you're not my [ __ ] for your penance the biggest spank paddle is what i'm gonna go with the littlest well actually it's a pretty big ass pick a part of your body oh look there's air going wow this looks like a smack the filipino game sunka where you put the little marbles like um uh white castle burgers wait why because white castle burgers have holes in them they do oh my god you never have it choose a body part booty okay let's go oh my god don't go too hard because i'm little oh my god she's so cute she want to get spanx she's a bad girl she's bad i can't believe only fans is getting this or pre-only fans wait give me the other cheek too you can't just give your right cheek also you're gonna hit the mic don't ruin our what if i poop if you fart and fall forward i will die laughing one two three four five six seven eight nine swipe oh my god she touched a [ __ ] i felt it i got a little wet father got a little happy there i had to go to the bathroom oh my god did you pee pee white stuff did you pick me white stickies don't say that did you snail it out it tickles that is actually more punishing is tickle than pain yeah i think so yes tickling is the worst have you guys seen the tickle documentary yeah what esther please watch it it's worse it's a darker it's worse than being molested annie don't say that listen as most guys i don't know if you've heard in a couple episodes last night i did a show and nick thune was on the lineup and i cannot remember what the thing was that we were talking about but he goes well good thing you weren't molested and i went wrong girl i went nick wrong girl i thought we were friends i was like uh and then he was like someone did not say that i swear to god and i was like uh like what do i do because if i don't say i'm like a liar because he'll just the minute he hears my name again it's going to be attached to being molested someone did not say that so that i had to be like i was like oh and he goes i go oh i got teacher like bang or whatever and he goes oh at least you were older i was like well there was a thing when i was little too but anyway just have a good set and annie my child yeah what is this big confession okay uh dear father i have sinned forgive me father forgive me father foreign okay i already see your sins they're they're too they're looking at me that's your punishment you gotta watch me tweak my nips oh my god the pixelating is gonna be crazy the pixelating budget well that we'll use it for all the times we can't record because you're out of town oh my god we all have out of town dates except for kalyala mostly but you're bad too oh i'll have out of town schedule-wise are the nightmare of the world there's a few reasons why your personality your temperament your attachments i have to go see my grandma the one who hates you i like you she got a new house so i want to see it we knew there was a twist do you think you're going to get it or you're like oh no i'll put my bed here no where are you in the running for for um inheriting the house literally don't you know the story i asked her for a dirty old vintage sweatshirt in her that i found in her closet and she said she had to think about it and then two months later she gave it to my sister oh god i'm getting nothing uh forgive me father for i have sinned may the lord help you help forgive your sins my dear child years years years years years ago i was house-sitting for a friend and i found her vibrator [Music] i cleaned it off i put it in a sock and i used it i then cleaned it again put it back in the drawer during or before crabs it was well after the crab how old my child could parasites have 25 jumped onto this sad vibrator no but the funny part is i did find out very soon after that she has herpes and i was like would that not be the greatest way to get herpes ever like the most deserving way to get herpes are you like already her vibrator but wait is that is that a crime though like i'm trying to see because you know we're all about consent and all these things like sharing sex toys like what is there what are the rules i would not if someone used something of mine that would be really gross would you share well yeah i would never touch one of yours do you share toothbrush with no like in an emergency no not in an emergency here cholo god is ready to give you your penance oh my god please give me my penance you ha honestly i'm so attracted to you right now you look like manny from good girls you look like manny from modern family but uh it's a bag of shirts with him no he's so cute if you go to texas everyone looks like him by the way okay so let me see you almost gave yourself herpes dear child um i'm gonna go ahead and say that god has already um punished you enough with your teacher and all of these things so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna have you choose your punishment today do you get to live out your karma after it happens to you yeah yeah karma i got molested by my teacher and now from now on i'm [ __ ] putting my [ __ ] juice on everyone's [ __ ] vibrator in my life no you don't because because you'd be perpetuating the hurt hurt you know her people hurt people i know i don't want to hurt anyone deciding i would never do it again i would never do it again annie annie dear child how would you want how would you like me to punish you today spanker and the [ __ ] spank my [ __ ] you want to be spanked hold on give me the other one ass like no my i think that's gonna hurt no no the black one yeah well you chose it spank my okay i'm gonna make you spank the thing yourself you could spank it with your [ __ ] okay rude ew i could spank it with my that's very rude kala come here oh my god wait do i do the crab hold on wait camera though camera oh oh my god wait did it really hurt a little bit and then it felt good he was right at the fan of your [ __ ] too oh this one's a good whip i i implore you to find a skinny part of my body i had too much fun doing that see but that's what i have envy about having i always wanted a fat i do have a little bit of like i do have a venus mound like it is like there's meat there like not me oh god can we just get rid of our male audience so we can just talk to girls but yeah no i have a i have like uh guys guys don't guys are down i just don't like explain i don't want people to know i mean you can see my tits but just like in the swim team and swim team i always like if i'm standing sideways you can see like the pad like here yeah right here yeah but see that's what i like and that's what guys unfortunately for you that's what that's what guys like because like i have a friend who never wears a plain colored tights because you just see her giant [ __ ] mouth i don't even know really what you're talking about and i'm just going to stay out of it like here here esther touch if you touch mine i have nothing like just do i have sure put put your um put your hand right on my pubis like my pubic if we area and then compare it to annie like no here right here it's bony right and touch annie's that there's a very slight difference oh i really don't know if i'm doing it right but i'm not picking up on it's cute i don't know i think this episode is over well baby slugs slugs r us home slugs it's time to say goodbye yet again thank you for joining us today was a mess today was a mess for me to have just gotten my [ __ ] slapped and you just say a mess is so disrespectful you got your [ __ ] stuff and i was like go home [ __ ] yeah she was like on your way um thank you for listening as always please like this video subscribe to this channel comment for that algorithm and guys tell your girlfriend tell your girlfriends if you're a guy watching she's like i can't believe i'm a guy watching this you have to have like a girlfriend a mom a sister a lover anything tell them we want we love our ladies in fact we guarantee your moms will love this yes that's a gift it is a weird mom show which doesn't make any sense but my mom and like my aunts like yeah same they like it i don't know why well people not that i read comments but sometimes i do but some one of the comments was towards me was like i can't believe annie would like talk that way in front of esther's parents and like they watch the show yeah they don't care they watch it we're proud of our products we want you to just spread the joy to your female companions of your life so please do that what no [ __ ] whipping at home okay okay don't try this at home unless you have your own koloko we'll see you guys next week bye guys you

Channel: Trash Tuesday

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Rating: 4.9062939 out of 5

Keywords: khalyla kuhn, annie lederman, esther povitsky, podcast, tigerbelly, khalyla podcast, meanspiration, esther club, stand up, comedy, big mood, morning toast, khalyla, stand up comedy, whitney cummings, comedy store, bobby lee, interview, special, blood bath, good for you, trash tuesday, Austin, Army of the Damned, Tap Dance

Id: SLdi2317_qo

Length: 69min 52sec (4192 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 01 2021