black widow humor | it's a fighting pose!

don't do this do what come after me you're embarrassing yourself it looks desperate i want mac and cheese oh you want mac and cheese okay well i want caviar and champagne from my vantage point you look like you could use some bed rest what is this your second triple bypass you're in my bed i'm i'm not even under the covers we got barton we got wilson another guy the incredible shrinking convict fanny long are bottom 12 that is a legitimate name it's all this junk oh just some mail and personals from the budapest safe house budapest yeah uh budapest no it's it's budapest you're the pest i hear things something about the avengers getting divorced why did you break off the encounter with my bed by them [Music] i'm actually better on my own are you sure yeah because you can tell me you know that's the way the whole friends thing works i know i have friends people who have friends don't call me why don't you take it to one of your super scientist friends where are my keys sutchka we're not really talking right now so great perfect timing okay yeah great plan you can't just sell a guy's car so you want me to chase him down and unsteal it i love the part where i almost bled to death any day now any time now please shut up okay you got a plan or shall i just stay dug and cover my plan was to drive us away it's a [ __ ] plan the rakoff kills you one of the big ones comes to avenge you wait what are the big ones well i doubt the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight you're welcome put your seatbelts on stop your mom don't don't what you're going to give me some big hero speech i can feel it why do i do that thing do what the thing you do when you're fighting and then i said we needed a jet yeah you know what you didn't give me time or money i'm not made of jeff there's this thing that you do when you whip your hair when you're fighting with the arm and the hair and you do like a fighting ball i thought you were supposed to be the best like a real pro oh a bigger pardon serena was the free flat and lifetime supply of kiss or not to your liking huh it's a fighting pose you're a total poser you know this is the first piece of clothing i've ever bought for myself well he did set me up with a generator that crapped out after six hours you too huh oh he's sensitive see why you keep him around you don't like him is that like a an army surplus or okay it has a lot of pockets oh i stashed that like five years ago how is it it's dry it's really dry i use them all the time and i made some of my own modifications well yeah never shut up you're a very annoying individual i'll make it up to you that's what you say every time i like your best god i knew it i knew you did it's so cool right it's good yes and you can put so much stuff in there you wouldn't even know oh oh no [Music] [Laughter] like i think you're going to beat me today is your lucky day alexi this shield you know that it carries with him like like a precious baby blanket captain america was still frozen in ice then just don't make a scene you made a scene didn't you move your ass super soldier [Music] such a poser seriously sorry what are you doing are you kidding me back up we're both doing a really good job oh this would be a cool way to die oh i'm so proud of you girls oh you can't hear me huh wow i don't think we have enough fuel for some petersburg no we're good we'll make it okay quite the aggression huh you should have brought the avengers super jet is it your time of the month i don't get my period [ __ ] i swear if i hear one more word from him i will kick him in the face i don't have a uterus moreover natasha come here i want to ask you something that's what happens when the red room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy did they talk to you about me they kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs did he talk to you about me you know trading more stories who what are you talking about captain america they just get right in there and they chop them all the way everything okay okay you haven't seen either one of us in 20 years and you're gonna ask me about you so you can okay you don't have to get so clinical and nasty oh it means so much to me that you came back for me no no what is with this tension well i was about to talk about fallopian tubes did i do something wrong is that a serious question oh look at you huh all business trust me this isn't pleasure elena you went on to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known no one can match your efficiency your ruthlessness little natasha all indoctrinated into the western agenda i could have been more famous than captain america both have killed so many people your ledgers must be dripping just gushing red i couldn't be more proud of you buries me in ohio on that stupid mission three years so tedious boarding me to tears no offense okay you can no let me know you smell really bad then it puts you in prison for the rest of my life why huh why why would you put me in prison are we there yet because maybe i want to talk about the weathering of the state or maybe i don't like his hair or something and i say something casually about that maybe you know i want the party to feel actually like a party instead of the sourpuss organization at least now can we throw him out the window now i think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude honey i hope wait mom elena we thought she was dead you cannot kill a fox that swift ew let's drink um [Music] it still fits oh my god i never watched it once come and drink you having dates that day ah you're just as beautiful and as supple as the day they staged our marriage i came in here because i didn't want to talk you got fat but still good oh there i am ice fishing with my father i just got out of the prison i have a lot of energy please don't do that it's a very cold day in this little ice shed called even for russia you know keep the vodka by the fire my father would say stop talking please wait please natasha don't slouch i'm not slapping yes i guess you are you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're gonna i don't slouch i am reaching for fish oh i lose going to get the back balance listen to your mouth oh my god this is up my hands go in the river in this weather frostbite sets in quick enough all of you i didn't say anything that's not fair my father he go toilet on my hands oh my god i don't want any food it's a little something urine is 35 degrees celsius staves off the frostbite how is this relevant i what i want them to follow their dreams reach for the stars girls the only thing you care about are your stupid glory days is the crimson dynamo and no one wants to hear about it come in that pig just open the door it's the red guardian get out good boy lexie good boy you know the pig after me you don't see the resemblance [Music] they think i think that for a couple of deep undercover russian agents i think we did pretty great as parents i have nine peaks that were required this is a much less cool way to die i was covered [Music] in camera you have a two inch blade concealed in your belt line what what what are you going to do to me you should only sacrifice yourself for something you couldn't have told me sooner what [Music] what you are aware that you are still a global fugitive yes i bared my soul to you and it was just you the whole time we're just going to press buttons and hack computers and then i don't know there's nothing for me to do and i want to i want to break something there is something you can break i'm having trouble hearing you but natasha there's something i need you to know i'm sorry no more excuses okay i gave my life for a cause i thought i was being brave you you don't have earpiece if i don't tell you when to stop then how will you know when to shut up elena this is the last time that we damn it come on think i can't take a punch jacob still has the widows under his control so you have to expose them to this antidote yeah sure easy god damn it you're weak precisely what i was thinking you seem desperate to impress me that was disgusting elena slight changing plan i completely demolished one of the engines and we're going into a controlled crash fantastic that looks like it hurts okay i take out in three ready oh my god this was fun yes you should take this i know how much you like it you ever not sleep does have a lot of pockets very handy pockets i've been in six different time zones in three days because of you you know coming here makes you look desperate you get me this time like i'm an upside down pawn mower go on say it i want to hear it it would really be good for me to hear it really sorry i'm allergic to the midwest i'm impressed yeah i want to raise oh yeah you and me both everyone's lining up she's a mona lisa everyone's [Music] it's me it's mama

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Id: cq-vq_5b5-E

Length: 12min 48sec (768 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 28 2021