BIRTH to DEATH 2 👶 100 Year Challenge

oh my goodness breaking out of prison is hard oh i'm getting out and the door's right there don't dance just run why do i have to do that little dance every single time i do something terrible happy day my last life was an absolute disaster so today we are restarting with a better omen we're gonna play with little emily here a cutie your name is not lewis emily emily is off to be one year old last time i went for mom this time i'm gonna go for clappy dad everyone likes a clappy dad we're gonna be a daddy's boy uh i regret everything why would he even do that okay so we have no choice here we have to go with mom well at least it's being done right now we're three man i crawl so weird oh no i'm gonna make a mess again but i'm gonna go for the vase this time this time i'm just gonna break the breakable here we go i'm dancing i'm going to go ahead to an age where my choices actually make a difference i'm a little bit older now it's lunch time i'm gonna eat alone instead of eating with the girl because last time i went for the girl i had a little girlfriend and now she has friends and i don't well this certainly isn't going to help how socially awkward i am but we can still go ahead with it and i'm on a different path now let's go oh no my mom she wants me to clean the toilet okay this time instead of cleaning all the way i'm just gonna do the bare minimum of what it takes to pass i'm not an overachiever this time i'm not talking up girls this time in fact i don't like girls at all anymore they suck i'll never forget what happened to me last time we're camping oh no the kids are playing over there and last time i went and i joined the kids this time i'm going fishing with dad wait i'm not even fishing with dad i'm fishing alone oh my me oh my dear am i gonna catch a big fish i got a little oh look at me i caught myself some dinner i don't have any friends whatsoever but i have skills i'm 10 years old i'm a double digit i'm officially a big kid and i'm going swimming but i'm doing it the wrong way i can't believe they taunt me with that little kid i'm ready now bye doggie paddle for the win oh new lift me up lift me up i'm okay with never being able to swim all right i'm okay with it i'm crying that is so embarrassing it's so unfortunate i'm 12 and i'm at a crossroads of my life so far i've been a loner i've been an underachiever i've been a weirdo okay a rebel i'm going to decide blasphemy he's a blasphemer oh no last time i was like peace and love in the world this time i'm like no it's so dusty yeah just run away run away and never return we've never been this way before but by gollu we are growing up fast i'm a teenager welcome to teen hood oh oh we're a little late for school we've done this before we know how to do it we're skipping school i'm an underachiever i have to stay on my brand hey everyone cool kids i'm skipping school does that make me cool tell me it makes me cool come on guys let's run into the forest let's live the free life we've never lived all these boundaries all this structure this systematic weirdness i can't with it anymore we're running away into the trees i'm becoming tremen changing my name from emily to tremendous i'm skipping school because i'm an underachiever but also i don't jump because i'm an underachiever i'm scared i'm just gonna hang out by myself oh i blew it with the girl i'm agent up holy crap i grew up so fast i'm already 20. what kind of a 20 year old am i gonna be oh we're at a big crossroads here this is the decision i made last time that ruined my entire life and we're not going to let that happen no we're not you no get away from me you freak actually she could have been nice but this girl ruined my life she ruined it no alice get away from me you're acting all shy you're not you're horrible cow chow i'm 20 she's 18. i think i want someone who's also 20. bob why are you dancing like that i trust it come on bob let's go we're dating not what i thought i was gonna go for but uh me and bob can you believe it we are going the path bob run to him run to him with all your might we're at the shopping mall me and bob and we're enjoying our burgers we're having so much fun together he's watching me dance oh bob i'd do anything for you oh no there goes bob at the jewelry store i guess some things just never change hey i can't buy the expensive ring so i'm going to be in the doghouse again well bob hates me why do i only ever end up with gold diggers i've made every single different decision and i am with the bob reincarnet of my last girlfriend i'm spamming bob last time i said what's up this time i'm gonna say how are you please respond get lost oh bob oh there goes my phone oh no oh i'm gonna call him man this got grim quick why am i cheering that was the worst day of my life i'm going to spend the rest of my 20s just working i'll see you at 30. we are 30. didn't think we'd make it this far i got the ugly blue car instead of the white car just because i wanted to do something different is it going to work like the white car worked check me out i'm shark it worked i'm a shark in the water what can i say my boss is asking me to fix her coffee machine and last time she got me to massage her leg and then she fired me so this time i'm gonna say sorry i'm busy okay well you know what i was gonna get fired anyway get me out of this job yes a different path thank you now we are in completely uncharted territory i couldn't have found like something else oh no this is really sad oh no do not tell me i'm gonna end up in jail no sir it's illegal to be homeless what do you mean i have no choice you're under arrest you can't do that to me mustache man oh those options well you see i've underachieved my whole life my whole life what did it get me i lost my shark car i lost my job i lost my dream bob i'm going to retaliate grabbing his squirt gun here we go my goodness it's a flare i am going wild what am i doing why am i walking so slowly why do i think i'm so cool now oh no oh no they even got the choppers too this is bad this is bad oh boy and they all look the same too it's all of the officers cousins brothers uncles and i died we're gonna have to retry that i guess my only choice here is to get arrested there's no way to have a good life at least he didn't put me in cuffs why am i cheering i'm literally going to jail this is a disaster oh no this does not look like a nice and friendly place why did i immediately get sentenced isn't there supposed to be a court case why is this lady so mad at me oh no orange or striped can't you tell me i just want to wear what everybody else is wearing i just don't want to stand out i did like the ugly blue car though so i'm going to like the ugly stripes check me out i'm in a really good mood for prison actually why am i cheering oh my goodness this is like a life-altering decision i made choosing the stripes hopefully it went well oh the water here is so bad the shower is so rusty uh this is a classic jail trope i'm going to continue showering because that's what an underachiever would do and i've heard rumors i can't believe they put that bit in this game it's a little messed up no everybody's wearing orange except for me no oh no it's the guy that i said certain things to about the universe i'm really down on my luck right now and look where it put me i'm in jail maybe i'll help him and maybe he'll help me find the lord oh i'm helping him flip the garbage can i'm helping him clean up oh my goodness this is the first time that i'm not under achieving i'm oh no what do you mean i found a pair of scissors what am i gonna do with them am i gonna dig a hole out of here i thought that i was like turning a new leaf but it looks like that was all an act for me to get the scissors this has been a disaster of a life so far i'm breaking out of prison wait this is so hard oh it has to be perfect okay oh my goodness this is hard breaking out of prison is hard oh i'm getting the heck out of here i'm getting out and the door's right there don't dance just run why do i have to do that little dance every single time i do something terrible left or right oh this is the most classic question in the book left or right i'm left handed so we're going left run [Music] is there a way out of here a sewer why would you throw your lock pick away just put it in your pants you might need it ocean man take me by the hand i'm going in the sewer ew gonna go live among the rats i'm cheering i have the most positive outlook ever can't keep a significant other can't keep a girlfriend can't keep a boyfriend can't keep a job just jumped in the store and i'm yeah i'm sneaking through the sewers actually the stores look kind of good i feel like i could live down here please no sewer monster yes just gave me a ladder let me crawl out of here yeah i did it man i've been through it this was the great escape this was the shawshank redemption i'm out it's daytime and i'm still running i didn't realize that i was in a prison in a desert but i'm just going like this is literally my simba moment this is my run away and never return a tent people oh my goodness i need to be around people so badly guys please do you have any food do you have any water do you have any chicken strips camels what's going on out here please take me in please they took me in sometimes you can depend on the kindness of strangers i'm 40. i'm old raggedy bones a little bit tired i'm only raggedy bones at 40 because let's face it i've had a rough life i didn't take care of my knees a big old age i'm waking up in this tent it is so cozy they even gave me a bed too i'm gonna explore i want to be here forever i can't go home i'm a runaway don't explore too much now that's kind of dangerous okay i'm really exploring wow please do not be a mirage i need that water i need it i'm going fishing wait this is actually best case scenario ah perfect give me a fish give me oh is this animal crossing that's a big juicy fish right there we are cooking up some fish i'm finally pulling my weight here i didn't go home i caught some food for the boys we're all eating it and i feel like they've finally accepted me as one of their own oh no i have to go home every time i go home bad things happen to me game you can't make me go home that's sad i really liked my little friends in the desert i don't know how i afforded an airplane i'm in love with this girl who's sitting beside me and of course the annoying weird kid is like dancing beside me making so much noise switch seats with the mother absolutely not are you kidding me the one time i have a beautiful girl right beside me i mean she doesn't seem all that interested in me but maybe she could be switch with the mother i'm gonna switch with the mother because the seat beside me is empty so i'm hoping that she'll see that i'm a really good guy because she's not too interested in me right now and she'll come sit beside me and i'll be happy are you kidding me no i got upgraded to business class the good karma's coming through i'm back i flew on business class so i'm well rested and i'm ready to rock am i really walking up to this house as if it's mine that's a big old house for one guy oh no is this my parents house no it's my parents house that is so sad i can't believe it run away or go inside i have nowhere to go i'm on the run i need to go inside i need my parents energy and i'm going to live the life i deserve there's still food out on the barbecue like is someone living here seems empty man that's a nice house we have oh i'm sitting in my dad's chair oh i'm so sad oh and the cops know i'm here i should have i should have kept running away i really thought my parents energy would like give me what i need to run away this is really unfortunate i need to make a different decision i'm sorry mom and dad i have to run away i'm leaving oh no the cops will never catch me though i can start a new life i'm just glad that i was there that i acknowledged their gravestones oh my goodness i got a ride i'm sobbing in the back okay the cheering's really tacky especially in moments like this okay i'm hiding in a motel motels they just kind of give me the creeps sometimes but this looks nice looks well put together i like the flowers here's my room man i really am a runaway just on a street side motel i've got so many things on my mind seems like it was safe in there that's good urgent comedians needed i mean my whole life is a joke so maybe i can do some stand-up here we are guys uh how's everybody doing today yeah what did one boob say to the other you're my best friend hey the hicks like it what is the dumbest animal in the jungle the monkey why the monkey the polar bear that's not in the jungle i don't know i guess the monkey oh my stand-up routine it's the polar bear because if a poker is in the jungle it'd be pretty dumb weird but it's working have a great night everybody i might be a comedian now i might have a source of income i just don't know why i chose the most publicly known kind of job even though i'm a runaway it appears instead of two people now five people are here to watch my stand up the hotel try to charge me ten dollars for extra air conditioning that's not cool oh my goodness i'm the king of dad jokes the king and the people are loving it what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef oh my that's awful i'm so sorry for this this is disgusting oh i'm famous i'm dave chappelle why do cemeteries have fences people are dying to get in oh how am i popular this is not right you know what they say don't make stupid people popular but i guess it's working what's blue and not heavy light blue oh no oh my goodness i'm just making my way downtown as a famous world renowned comedian the dad joke king that's me blinged out chillin stand up with bajillions of people watching i'm famous i guess i was just forgiven for running away from jail cause this is not low-key what do you call a sad strawberry a blueberry why can't nose be 12 inches because then it would be a foot oh my these jokes are just abs i'm still doing the dance that i did when nobody liked me but it's working wow look at all the people leaving my show oh my gosh wow she's in here because she's a big fan and uh i'm gonna give her a hug hey sweetie thanks for coming in oh my goodness i should have let the girls in i'm hugging all the girls today and it's working out fine i am 50 5-0 i am ballin out of control you're over world the comedian please tell me some jokes oh no groupies what do you call a calculator that works instantly a calculu now oh that's so bad i'm so okay i haven't tripped yet so my career isn't over had a middle-aged crisis so i changed my shirt back to the dad joke king we're on an airplane right now and i really really don't like where this is going no sit tight or jump um oh no i'm too famous to die i'm too famous to die uh the people who jumped they really didn't look like they were gonna live through that so i'm gonna sit tight hopefully oh i look so pathetic i'm just like okay just ignore the fact oh dear okay it looks like jumping was the only option here because something was terribly wrong with that plane i'm not talking technical failure i'm talking something was wrong with that plane how are we going to survive this jump though i don't know but here we go go you idiot use that gigantic fur coat you have as a parachute oh that is a big explosion noise oh my god what do i do how do you how do you what do you mean how do we live through that oh no castaways we are castaways oh i'm thinking about my parents i'm crying oh i just can't catch a break i swear at least it's beautiful here there's palm trees here it's a little bit tropical hopefully i was going on vacation in the first place so i could just kind of you know make friends with that deer i'm hungry oh dear i mean i'm just going through the motions i can't catch a break i can't get food do i ask for help of course i i mean i'm gonna die i'm too stupid to catch a fish i'm a stand-up comedian oh my goodness please help me he's feeding me woohoo is right we've spent an entire year on this island this guy's taking me in he's taught me how to swing a bow and your legs around i'm gonna join the training right teach me what to do please oh hopefully i do okay he's just kicking the crap out of me this is like a tough love sensei moment he has really taken me in as his own what would have happened to me if i didn't get help from him another year i guess we eat wolf um okay i mean i saw a deer but that's cool and i guess i do i do those obnoxious uh side flips now at the ripe old age of 56. it's getting to be a windy road up there i'm a little nervous of what lies ahead i've spent three years on this island i miss being at the city i miss getting dumped i'm building a boat yes sir i've seen castaway i know how this goes i'm gonna do the math i'm going to build a tanker i'm going to build an unsinkable raft okay that's not exactly unsinkable oh okay wait when i sunk underneath there i saw a boat and i just got eaten by a shark okay am i really supposed to try to swim back like is that what i'm doing here how is this even gonna work how do i not get eaten by the shark if i swim okay i'm so i i doubted your swimming skills i didn't realize that that extra hour of swimming lessons was the best thing ever are you gonna be able to out swim the shark maybe it's a dolphin hey please come pick me up that was fast oh hey taking a little shower civilization but what about the man who taught me everything i know why did i leave by myself this person taught me everything i know i'm almost a senior and i can do side flips i can catch wolves with a bow and arrow man just goes to show some people they just they have the audacity oh no i'm aging i've been an adult for so long i'm a senior oh my gosh i'm disgusting how did i age like this what happened how did my nose get so dark did i start hitting grandpa's old cough medicine or what man my hair went good bye goodbye forever but i'm back home civilization in the mountains i learned so much on the island i fancy myself a mountaineer but i like to be able to return to the shore whenever i want left or right i don't know dude i do what do you like it's a crap shoot at this point i'm left-handed we're going left i see i mean maybe i shouldn't because i saw little bear cubs over there i don't know just to guess do i run or play dead i'm gonna play dead because she's got little cubs there and maybe she is only mad because i'm a threat to the cubs cause like a bear could run way faster than me on flat ground right oh my goodness no i'm not gonna join a bear family am i oh oh the little one got a swipe too okay my bad um playing dead wasn't the best option okay yeah i'm gonna go where the skeleton is oh a graveyard i okay so it's between getting attacked by a bear and a haunted graveyard there's literally a ghost there's ghosts everywhere ooh is that a sandwich are the ghosts having a picnic what's going on why am i crawling away from the ghosts i mean i guess i'm scared but at least i got away i got away with my life moving on we are pushing ever so closer to 60 and what do you do when you're 60 you go and you get liver and onions at the casino that's what you do they've got good deals on food there and i happen to like it oh there's a girl there too potential fling oh we're going all in yes we are what you got there old man don't talk to me like that why don't you just fold and make it easier for both of us shut up i'm going in i'm going all in this is all of my savings that i made as a comedian i call i don't know what that means because i don't gamble ah i'm just scared oh no it looks like i won it looks like i owned her okay it looks like i lost your girl here has never gambled in her life so she just doesn't know okay well that's really unlucky that's really unfortunate how is she the luckiest person in the world i'm no i want to go home oh my gosh oh i can see your cards oh oh no i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing i'm cheating i'm actually cheating um it's been a very depraved life that i've lived but she's going all in i cheated am i going to rip her off and get all my money back is that all i am at the end of the day am i just a little sneak okay it looks like that was good for me perfect i won all my money back because i cheated off of some little girl who was being mean to me and called me old man 6-0 ladies and gentlemen it's the big year the big old year how are we doing today so i just went over your mri scans and it looks like you have colon cancer no you have about two minutes left to live two minutes what do you mean two minutes oh my goodness no i do not have two minutes left to live that's insane huh oh my did i die already i'm a baby my whole life is flashing before my eyes the road when i was 60 looked so weird what am i doing where am i is this heaven is this that scene in harry potter where i'm gonna meet with dumbledore a chair hi there oh my goodness sorry i must have startled you who are you well i guess humans refer to me as god but i'm not a big fan of labels no way that's not what i expected why don't you go check out that hole over there uh i don't think that god looks like that and has a hole but i have nothing else to lose and i don't want to hang out with you so here we go he pushes me where am i going it's my tombstone 60 years old net worth 5300 career comedian strength 65 happiness 30 years in prison 6. are you kidding me i only live just 60. i want to live to 100 what are you married well then that's really unfortunate i hope that you guys enjoyed this video let me know if you'd like to see me play another life and try to actually live until 100. if you'd like to see me again make sure you hit push notifications and i will see you on the next one bye

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Length: 24min 7sec (1447 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021