>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS BEEN CALLING BS
SINCE 199 APPROXIMATE. PLEASE WELCOME BILL MAHER. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE
BACK. >> REQUEST DON'T YOU PUT THE
CHAIR OVER THERE? >> Stephen: WHY. >> BECAUSE WE'RE ENTERING ON THE
WRONG SIDE FOR SITTING DOWN. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> I'M JUST-- . >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW JOHNNY
DID T YOU CAME IN OVER HERE AND CAME ACROSS HIS DESK AND SAT
DOWN. >> JOHNNY WHO, I'M A MILLENIAL. >> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES AM
HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE POKEMON GO! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT PEEK CHEU. >> ENJOYING IT, I INHAVEN'TED
IT. >> Stephen: I DIDN'T HAVE A
QUESTION, I WAS JUST SAYING HOW MUCH I ENJOYED HAVING YOU ON. >> GREAT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T
PREPARE EITHER. >> Stephen: BUT I REALLY DISRK
LAST TIME WERE YOU HERE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE INTERVIEWS I EVER
HAD OR BEEN A PART OF. LIKE PLAYING TENNIS WITH SERENA
WILLIAMS. YOU'RE A QUICK. >> I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN. >> Stephen: I'VE HEARD THAT
ABOUT YOU. I HAVE HEARD THAT ABOUT YOU. NOW ONE OF THE THINGS THOUGH,
WHEN YOU WERE HERE IN NOVEMBER YOU SAID THAT TRUMP WAS WEARING
OFF. >> IS HE. >> Stephen: BETWEEN NOW AND
NOVEMBER-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: BUT NOW BETWEEN,
YOU SAID IN NOVEMBER HE WAS WEARING OFF THERE HAD BEEN NO
PRIMARIES AND I SAID I WANTED YOU TO COME BACK TO SERVE YOU A
BIG BOWL OF TRUMP WHEN HE STARTED WINNING PRIMARIES. AND YOU DOUBTED THAT THAT WOULD
HAPPEN. >> WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT. >> Stephen: A BOWL OF TRURN. >> A BOWL OF TRURP IS. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT A BOWL OF TRUMP IS? >> I DON'T REMEMBER THIS. >> Stephen: SOME TRUMP STEAKS,
DO YOU WANT SOME TRUMP STEAKS? UH-HUH. A LITTLE TRUMP WINE. A LITTLE TRUMP WINE. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AND OF COURSE, SOMETHING ORANGE. SOMETHING ORANGE. DO YOU WANT TO? CUZ HE WON. HE WON, YOU DOUBTED HE WOULD
WIN. >> I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT. BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? YOU FINDED PLACE WHERE YOU WERE
RIGHT AND THE GUEST WAS WRONG AND THEN YOU INVITE THEM-- . >> Stephen: IT'S SO RARE,
THOUGH. I GOT TO CELEBRATE THE TIMES
THAT I AM RIGHT. >> WHAT I REMEMBER IS THAT WHEN
EVERYBODY ELSE SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS NOT SERIOUS ABOUT
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I ALWAYS SAID NO, I THINK HE IS. (LAUGHTER). >> Stephen: YEAH. >> THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER. >> Stephen: YEAH. ARE YOU SURPRISED AT ALL THAT HE
GOT THE NOMINATION? >> I THINK EVERYBODY WAS
SURPRISED THAT HE GOT THE NOMINATION. >> Stephen: I WAS SHOCKED HE
GOT THE NOMINATION. >> OH GREAT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
EAT THAT BOWL. BUT MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE. I MEAN I HAD A GUEST ON THE SHOW
WHO WAS TELLING ME THAT ACTUALLY IT IS NOT SURPRISING BECAUSE
FIRST OF ALL, AMERICANS ARE NOT LOGICAL. >> Stephen: NO, WE'RE VERY
EMOTIONAL. >> AND HE DOES NOT APPEAL TO
LOGIC. I MEAN IT'S NOT ABOUT POLICY. IT'S ABOUT A FEELING. AND THAT FEELING IS THAT YOU
KNOW WHO HAS GOTTEN A RAW BREAK IN AMERICA? WHITE MEN. (LAUGHTER)
THAT'S WHAT HE IS SELLING. ALWAYS HILLARY IS PLAYING THE
WOMAN CARD, THAT CARD THE WOMEN ALWAYS PLAY BY BEING BORN
FEMALE. >> Stephen: BUT IT'S GOING TO
BE GREAT FOR THE WOMEN, LIKE NEVER BEFORE. HE'S GOING TO BE GREAT FOR THE
WOMEN AND THE BLACKS LOVE HIM AND HE IS GOING TO WIN THE
LATINOS. HE'S GOING TO WIN EVERYBODY. >> BUT I DO TAKE YOUR POINT THAT
WE HAVE NOT QUITE FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEFEAT DONALD TRUMP YET. AND I THINK WHAT WE HAVE TO DO
IS WHAT THEY DO IN SERIAL KILLER MOVIES. (LAUGHTER)
IN SERIAL KILLER MOVIES THE COPS CAN NEVER FILLING OUT-- FIGURE
OUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE SERIAL KILLER. SO THEY GET ANOTHER SERIAL KILL
TORE WORK WITH THEM TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO-- AND THAT'S WHAT
WE-- . >> Stephen: WHO IS THE SERIAL
KILLER. >> WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER
NARCISSISTIC BILLIONAIRE. I'M THINKING EL CHAPO. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: MORE FAFER, AMIGO. PUTIN, PUTIN MIGHT BE A NICE
PERSON. >> PUTIN IS A GREAT ALLY OF HIS. >> Stephen: PUTIN COMPLEMENTS
TRUMP, TRUMP COMPLEMENTS PUTIN, IT'S SIM BIOTIC WITHNESS THAT IS
ALL HE RESPONDS TO. >> Stephen: COMPLIMENTS. >> YES. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU INTEFER
VIEWED HIM. >> Stephen: TRUMP. >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT PUTIN. I HAVE NOT. WHEN HE SUED ME HE KEPT SAYING
THE REASON WHY WE HAVE THIS FEUD IS BECAUSE I WON'T DO HIS SHOW. LIKE I GIVE A [BLEEP] IF HE EVER
DID MY SHOW. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: A LOT OF PEOPLE
THINK-- A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY, A LOT OF HIS CRITICS SAY THAT
DONALD TRUMP IS DUMB. I DON'T THINK HE'S DUMB,
ACTUALLY. HE SEEMS LIKE A SMART GUY WHO IS
JUST USING HIS SMARTNESS IN A WAY THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH. >> HE'S SMART IN A CERTAIN WAY,
I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. I MEAN HE NEVER LOST TOUCH WITH
HIS HIGH SCHOOL BULLY, YOU KNOW. (LAUGHTER)
HE KNOWS HOW TO BRAND THINGS. BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE HIM
SMART. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. I MEAN BREXIT WAS A BIG ISSUE
RECENTLY. THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT BREXIT, YOU
KNOW, BREXIT, RIGHT? >> Stephen: BIG FAN. BIG FAN. BIG FANS OF THE END OF THE WORLD
ECONOMY OUT THERE. >> WELL, THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT
BREXIT A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE IT HAPPENED. AND WHAT? OKAY, SHIER, THEY HAD TO DEFINE
IT FOR HIM. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE KURDS
WERE. THE IDEA THAT SOMEONE IS GOING
TO BE PRESIDENT AND JUST LEARNING THINGS. HE'S LIKE A BABY WITH A MOBILE
OVER-- BREXIT. >> Stephen: FRESH EYES. FRESH EYES. (APPLAUSE)
>> NOT THE WAY THE COUNTRY IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. >> Stephen: WERE YOU ON TV
LAST WEEK? DID YOU HAVE A SHOW LAST WEEK. >> NO, WE WERE OFF LAST WEEK,
THAT IS WHERE I AM HERE. >> Stephen: SO WERE WE. YOU HAVE A SHOW THIS FRIDAY. >> ABSOLUTELY, SIR. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU
BEGIN. >> TOMORROW, FRIDAY. >> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. NICELY DONE. WE ARE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE
BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL TALK
ABOUT BILL'S SHOW ON FRIDAY,
Never been a huge fan of Maher, but he really nails it here.
"He does not appeal to logic. It's not about policy, it's about a feeling. And that feeling is, 'You know who has gotten a raw break in America? White men.'"
Way more concise than I ever could have put it. I've been all about mens rights for years, but there's a way to address the problems white men face and it's not by voting for Trump.
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