Howard Stern Comes Again | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

he's here in LA to launch the SiriusXM Hollywood studios his third bestseller is Howard Stern comes again the king [Applause] thank you very excited you know what it is I'm never in Los Angeles so it seems very exciting when I am here back in New York no one pays its really because I'm listening to eat Alaska listen you're all the time and you're a lot of anxiety just about hacking I had so much anxiety it's not Vietnam in the 60s you know ass Angela for me it is i mean yeah yeah it's like I don't like to travel I like the comfort of my own home studio but I have to say it was kind of fun coming out here you know with weed being legal I don't smoke weed but everyone is very quiet it's very nice but I know you you know you love your home and you love your quiet studio but come on the one thing you don't get and don't tell me you don't like it is that I like this but when I'm working and I'm you know because I wrote this book you know part of the thing that I like about doing these interviews is that there is no audience that the audience it's quiet in the studio you forget that you're on the radio and a lot of truth comes out you were a guest on my show and I thought that you were amazing and I thought we had this great discussion about your career in comedy everything a 90 minutes it went it went 90 and it was that's what I love about satellite radio yeah the faculty not a lot of people could do it nah you do it well you you get people to be confess Oriole why well I think it's because I'm genuinely interested and I I'm inquisitive I have a lot of questions and I often say this I and I think I told you this that I got involved in psychotherapy and I really enjoyed the process of sitting there and being listened to and I thought well if I if my guests could really be listened to and really be heard it might be a really nice experience and because I was on satellite radio and we had so much time that I could sit there with someone and not cut them off but give them an opportunity to really express themselves and I ended up with this great collection of interviews with some of my heroes you know it's really - it's a terrific book thank you now that we've plugged it right in thanks Oliver I swear to you that's why I came out to LA the publisher said you don't be great if you got out there now it's your book for Christmas of your word and I did it you said to me at Jerry Seinfeld's birthday party you said I will do your show and that's rare you don't do a lot of shows so I appreciate it I don't you know what's weird thank you but you know what's weird about this show I've been sitting in my hotel room all day obsessing about it because it's it's a weird time out here in LA in terms of the actual time that you go live 7:00 and I found that yeah I go to bed at 8 o'clock and I'm like a big baby so I'm like a wolf I read up I was like should I should I eat dinner before I come to Bill's show or not and what would i I mean these were big decisions right and then I was actually going to be very LA and go to the pool and hang out and I went now if I do that my hair won't dry in time and I do want to look my best for this show so there you go there was my date I'm happy to be and I'm very happy that we got to be friends again because I swear to God yeah it's true I swear to God when I listen to you I think there's only two sane people left in America and it's me and this guy I'm listening to oh I swear to God because we I invariably agree with you on everything everything that comes up well I felt awful that we weren't talking for so long because I'm such a fan of this show and I think this show is so necessary right now [Applause] I I really am shocked I know I know you probably don't care about winning an Emmy and I know you've been nominated but you've never actually won 40 times is it really 40 times 40 times give the man an Emmy all right many guys are working live but this gets about something else we have in common yes why I don't win that Emmy we're honest people you don't like honesty they say they do the fans do but why why if if Hollywood is such a liberal town you would think Hollywood because that's why you and I are the last sane people cuz we're liberals but we don't go for all the Bartlett's right right right and maybe that I don't know what it and that's not good enough for the Liberals who vote at the academy so you think that the Academy is that well-thought-out and they're conspiring against you look I really do think you deserve a nice but you know what winning that's for losers that's right but it's interesting because you know we do have this other parallel I mean I moved here in 2003 I moved to serious to after s triol in 2005 greatest thing that ever happened to me - yeah we wrote these second acts yes right in places for me and and for you it's true when the United States government decided to go after me you know the censorship the religious right it really was mind-boggling because the stations that I work for were being fined it was a form of racketeering by the United States government they were venting these companies that hired me to do further business so I was really boxed in I felt my show was being edited to death there really it was just debilitating so moving to satellite radio was a godsend and really it just freed me to do what I really wanted so you know for me the show has never been better and and in terms of my life I just feel a lot more relaxed well because again like we are what Frank Sinatra would have said was in the autumn of our years yes I know I know it's very depressing we've taught the way not a wrinkle on your face is that right that's [Applause] you're the one who puts that on your hands get to that later by just 15 times that's that's horrible we have to I know I got to go to Vegas right after this show I know you wouldn't stay anyway but we have to talk about health off stage sometime yes you have some shitty ideas about it okay about health yes you do what are you talking I'm not gonna talk about it here I want to talk about many other things we have living you know on my Metamucil right now okay you have no idea how that changed my life when my doctor told me to go I met him you so I was like that's for old people I don't do change my life Toto toilet okay well it I know I know you're talking okay all right but what's so amazing is that when I hear you talk about so many things I wrote you this note about when you're talking about show tunes in your house yes I'm like oh my god you think you heard my boy bill a lot oh my god my parents play damn Yankee we all we all had the same boomers we all had the same childhood and yet as you point out the one big difference between us is I am in a committed loving relationship by the way I work with Bill Maher's father yes when I worked at NBC radio right a fabulous guy there's no you know this is so rushed I should really have the whole hour to myself yeah to say the thing we really should get into we really should get into this I don't understand like I don't even see you why are you leaning into me for this [Applause] you're a heterosexual male immense annoyed is it do you ever have like a serious girlfriend we're four because we don't see you okay first of all this is my interview more time but let's their you alive some people might say when you're married you're not alive that's you people are so personal about this issue no no no I just we don't just judge you're not better or I'm not worse because we have different you have a girlfriend I don't need a girlfriend you don't you don't need one not in the traditional sense depends on what you mean by girlfriend is there someone that maybe you hang out with that you adore and makes you feel good yes but it's fun but it's not one person and that's where we're different you're so angry I'm not you're taking over my job you know see you don't know how to go ahead you asked me a question [Laughter] [Applause] why are you so up no that's that's gonna take more than a minute oh I know yeah why I mean you're in therapy I don't get that and you've been in therapy I already changed my life I know what you said 25 years yeah 25 years to me that's a scam either you know don't really won't even put that out there in my book I can explain why we're so important my life it made me a better father made me a better human being when do you don't be happy when you're cured I you know what I don't know that I'm cured but I need someone to talk to who can talk everyday to stop it you know come again but took a mental health if I could say the woman thing I heard you would do me more this week yes Jennifer Anniston you've said this to you because your mother was depressed and you took it upon yourself to cheer her up yes you have this Savior complex with women your captain save-a-ho you're right my mother my mother was profoundly said my mother lost her mother when she was nine years old and and being raised by a woman who had no mother in a sense needed a parent right and yeah I did spend a lot of time with my mother trying to cheer her up and trying to make her happy and I didn't want to see her sad and I think that has carried over in my adult life my relationships with women I kind of look for someone and I tried I try to be all things and be you know a hero and all of that stuff and that's not healthy and that's one of the reasons I went into therapy and I think my relationship with my wife now he's a lot more even-keeled because I'm not sitting there trying to save it I mean except from me bita you know imagine me crawling on top of you it's not a look like it was about to happen yeah I mean when you got divorced I remember a lot of people said you know what saved Howard because that was back when you were an [ __ ] and I told you on your show I was Nestle - I just wasn't an [ __ ] to you I was an [ __ ] to you and I yeah I know and I appreciate it and I probably do I love the guy and by the way one of the great things about being this age even though we are older and the bad thing is we'll be dead sooner right the fact that when we were young not just you somebody feuds and fights when you get to this age it all seems stupid but making up but that's always therapy really is a good I didn't need it I got but I was it but okay that's you but I was at war with the world I was a guy who was very angry and I was angry if anybody had a listener or an audience that wasn't mine right so I was competing with everyone right and it led to a lot of friendships that broke up right so in any case that's another reason that therapy was good for me not for you because you're perfect right no no he is perfect the 17 women he's dating and he's he's wonderful thrilled with you okay it's personal some people need therapy and marriage and some people don't about these women that you can it's not my show with all seventies my questions did its my question yes my question just seventeen summit stop it fourteen give us another where do you hide that stop it so when you got divorced a lot of people said you know the reason why Howard was able to be an [ __ ] is because his saving grace was he loved his wife and in America is nothing good at you can do than to love your wife so it's like we forgive him for all the [ __ ] stuff now that he divorced right he's gonna lose that the fans never left not know they did it and you know what it's such a good lesson but you know my fans are very loyal to me and I think the reason they give you and I think the reason seriously that they didn't leave is that I was upfront and honest with them yeah and I never could I never tried to present myself like the religious right does oh you know we have the perfect relationships and marriages forever and this and that I didn't lie about that kind of stuff and you know when you present yourself as holier-than-thou then people call you a hypocrite right if you say look I'm human and not everything works out I think people are willing to well absolutely and the thing that I love that your aren't most honest about that no one's honest about jealousy it's a theme in your show yes you know you always say it when you are jealous and I'm jealous all the time right and I'm jealous of things you have not not the personal stuff right I'm jealous that you know you you get away with I can't get away with and that always your why is that because first of all you don't have a politically correct audience this is a good audience but I sometimes have to fight my way through that by the way one of the things one of the things when I interview a billable support when you talk you only have Robin who's awesome right and that's because that's the advantage I am such a recluse and seriously shy I know that going into radio for me as a young man was perfect I would sit in these booths by myself in the beginning and I wouldn't have to look at an audience and it was fabulous because who wants to look at an audience I just would imagine one guy in his car and that's who I was broadcasting and you you know and and quite honestly you said to me in the interview as much as you love your audience you also would you fantasize about not having these people here and you can all leave right now getting better they're getting better they're behaving better well we're trying to bothers you to have the live audiences what bothers me to not be able to say the thing I want to say that they really agree with but because they're out in public they have to be oh we're good people we can't laugh at that or we have to groan to show that we're yes and that pisses me off and by the way as a broadcaster as one broadcaster to another I have to tell you it is very liberating I'm not sitting there be it isn't right it's only my own fantasy mix but I listened to you last week in you at an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator it's fast and he did 20 minutes on Robin I got to come on your kids jerking off right now I'm smudging all over you and then I listen the other day and you have a special guest and I hear Arnold Schwarzenegger is voice nothing oh it's another Arnold Schwarzenegger in person it's the real one it was so great to have my brother there because at one point I turned to Arnold you know the real Arnold and I said governor be honest with us I need you to tell me the truth what's gonna happen when we die now most people if you said that would say how the heck would I know I don't know he goes what is going to happen to you if we're gonna lay there dead and nothing is gonna be there's gonna be no heaven there's not gonna be anything you're just gonna lay there and rot then I said that is a fantastic answer yeah what I know I got a real what do you think I do I got into the plan to talk to these people [Laughter] [Applause] you

Channel: Real Time with Bill Maher

Views: 1,640,871

Rating: 4.764648 out of 5

Keywords: Howard Stern, The Howard Stern Show, SiriusXM, Howard Stern Comes Again, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Democrat, Senator, Minnesota, 2020 candidate. Sen. Klobuchar, Senate Judiciary Subcommittee, Antitrust, Competition Policy, Consumer Rights, Committee on Rules and Administration, Ben Domenech, The Federalist, The Fray, Shawna Thomas, Vice News, Federal Election Commission, Russian interference, 2016 election, John Heilemann, MSNBC National Affairs, Showtime, The Circus

Id: SKN4VyeApeU

Length: 17min 18sec (1038 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 11 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/pmiller61]

I just became a Howard Stern fan!

[u/RalphTheDog]

I like both of these guys in small doses. But Maher lost me here with the "we are the only two sane people left in America" comment and all the mutual admiration blather that followed. Guys, go have a drink together, talk all you want, be pals. But in an interview setting, do an interview. Then maybe you'll win that Emmy.

[u/Keyyick]

I didn't expect to watch that entire thing....damn

[u/speaklastthinkfirst]

Don’t take life too seriously. Enjoy, these guys are great.

[u/7fw]

I listen to him every time his show is live. Love it. I may not agree with everything he says, but, he is saying what he believes to be true, which I like. There is some schtick, but a lot of the show these days just feels like you are listening in on a conversation with him and his staff, or even better, his guests. And I love that.

[u/SUDO_KILLSELF]

This would have been much better without the audience cheering every 20 seconds

[u/hueLUVitz1757]

Stern is and always will be a Legend

[u/Nerdbond]

Can we get a Stern Maher Weekly Podcast plz monthly i dont care this was fantastic

[u/ukyah]

i've never been able to get on the bill maher train. he's just so smug and lecherous. i do really like stern's interviews, everything he said about them is true.