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This country is the poorest excuse of Christianity I can imagine. They literally rejected the socialist Jew who wanted to heal everyone in place of a sweaty obese mustard stain of a human.

The vast majority of them pretend to give any shits at all about Jesus' teachings, when this presidency has taught me they'd more likely have been the crucifiers.

I know it's a broad statement, but broadly speaking, I'm sick of bronze age mythology being used as an excuse for ANY damn thing. That's fucking crazy.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 168 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Izlude ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 03 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Shit Hitler got his racism from the bible, it designates certain people/ethnic groups as special/chosen over others.

Also yahweh enjoyed killing jews himself when he wasnt ordering them to slaughter others.

So divinely sanctioned genocide is very much biblical and the best part is, the jews/christians cant even say with a straight face that yahweh didnt directly order Hitler to do it lol.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 92 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/DrDemonSperm ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 03 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Why doesn't the Bible mention that the Messiah will be an obese liar?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 104 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/progrockboy2020 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 02 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

After trump is gone, the United States really needs to get a handle.on controlling the insane ultra-right-wing propaganda machine that creates these people.

When the "libtards" become the enemy over Vladimir Putin and his dictatorship in Russia, we have a problem

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If I still believed in christianity, I would be convinced Trump was the antichrist.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 52 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/lb2351 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 02 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Separation of Church and State means no formalized church affiliation and religion should stay out of politics. This orange blob is the least "religious" cretin I have ever seen. How can the Evangelicals fall for his BS over and over? Because they are brainwashed, to begin with. He's about as divine as Ron Jeremy. And he's is laughing all the way to the bank.

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QAnon people especially believe this. Which is like half of Trumpโ€™s base.

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MAGAts sure have set a low standard for their messiah. Maybe people that low and backward just can't comprehend of levels above their own mud slop pit.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 16 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/deMondo ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 03 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

American Evangelists spent hundreds of years warning about the Anti-Christ! And then when he finally shows up, they elect him the 45th President of the United States!

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions:

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donald trump has assembled a wide range of supporters at the rnc and some of the most vocal evangelicals yes he's a casino owner who's had three different wives but the conservative christians know a devout man when they see one go he represents the godly people of the united states of america do you think he's always acted like a good christian absolutely yeah how can you build that kind of empire if you're not praying to god for good things every day the man for this time in history and god will use him and i don't know that he's going to even be aware of how god is going to use him you don't think he even knows what his relationship with god is absolutely i think that they seemed convinced but i was still struggling to see how this man reflected the teachings of the good book what do you think about the idea of loving thy neighbor uh you don't want somebody living next door to you that's going to sneak over and murder you in your sleep who's going to do that but then i saw a man who could convince even the most skeptical of the depth of trump's faith we are electing a man in donald trump who believes in the name of jesus christ pastor mark burns shout amen that's the guy i needed to talk to the man who gave the benediction on the opening night of the rnc i believe donald trump without question loves god he believes in the one true god he believes jesus christ is his lord and savior he believes that uh marriage is between one man and one woman he believes that what he believes marriage is between one man and one woman who does donald trump believes one marriage is between one man and one woman he also until a younger woman comes along no no no no no no no no no no no one man and one czech one slovenian and one american right so your point is this one man one woman thing i ran the numbers they don't check out okay so he stumbled a few times on his path towards righteousness but surely he embodies the most basic christian ideal of helping those in need jesus said blessed are the poor for they will inherit the kingdom of heaven he did right donald trump said i've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are how poor their parents and grandparents were and i said to myself if they can stay so poor for so many generations how smart can they be they're morons donald trump is not the pastor of the united states of america he's accepted jesus christ as his savior is he a seminarian student can he execute the scriptures i don't think so you know who has run a bible study i'll give you a hint it rhymes with hillary clinton bill clinton yes runs a bible study she did when she was first lady of arkansas well you know i can't speak to hillary clinton's relationship with god i know she's really good at pandering out to black churches singing whatever amazing grace songs she can come up with for that moment do you think donald trump knows the words to amazing grace well again i think it'd be more like tremendous grace how fantastic the sound could save a pretty good guy like me i once was lost although you know what i was never lost i was born with an impeccable sense of direction when it comes to trump's views on the poor and marriage christians are willing to turn the other cheek in attitude they extend to all god's children well almost all i think that when hillary clinton calls donald trump a person that does disrespects women for a woman herself to allow her husband to disrespect her uh i think that's horrible you're holding that to hillary what we sow is what we receive so what's worse hillary allowing bill to cheat or donald trump cheating well i want to i want to be clear you know what to do anything bill is his own man but you're connecting his actions to hillary but because he is hillary clinton's husband but you're not connecting donald trump's actions to donald trump i believe donald trump just like any of us when we fall we faltered or sinned i see christians love to forgive and donald trump allows them to practice forgiveness in truly biblical proportions amen you
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Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)
Published: Wed Sep 02 2020
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