Bill Hader Moments That Live In My Head Rent Free

[Music] this is this your first horror movie yeah this is my first horror movie and i'm terrible at acting scared apparently oh really is that a problem yeah cause when i i'm scared i think i smile what do you guys get nervous yeah i kind of smile like i'll be coming at you with a knife hey [Applause] hey don't do that man um i'm so sorry it keeps buzzing and i have three daughters and i just have this like little girls like when you have when your phone buzzes you instinctively you're just like are they alive okay good um so i apologize for that i do apologize can they text you your daughters the oldest one can now and it's oh sanity does she do it a lot a unicorn unicorn unicorn [Applause] that could mean anything to her it's a code yes i sent you five [ __ ] unicorns i'm hungry you gotta pick me up from volleyball [ __ ] head five unicorns is i need to get picked up from volleyball if the yakuza is holding me i will send you three unicorns three unicorns and a [ __ ] emoji means the yakuza all right don't call the cops whatever you do don't call the girl you called the cops it was two [ __ ] emojis we could do this all day we couldn't we will i peed a little in my pants [Applause] when i realized reality shows were fake i was that dumb i was like 20. i was like wait what like uh they don't like each other because they had this moment corey feldman i was and the editor was like watch this and it was this thing of corey feldman and he was getting uh he was he was crying [Laughter] but he was going like i'm just i'm just so worried about everything that's going on with me right now and i don't know what's gonna happen and and i'm really worried and i can hear the producer off camera go that was great corey can you just say this weekend because that's when the aim goes what yeah no problem it was it was dana carvey was playing casey kasem yeah it was late at night and he hears something he comes out and he goes who's out there i'm casey casey and then it's me and i go dad it's not a burglar or a raccoon it's me your son jc caser because you always ask me when are you gonna move out of the house when are you gonna get a job and what recording artist had more number one hit the answer mariah carey and so we would start this bit where we go hey man you go to la yeah yeah um how did you get back to your hotel and then we go well dude i would go down sunset then i would take a left and lost the end again i'd take that all the way down to pico take a right say pico hop on the 10 hop up to 10 west take off all the way down to the beach and head out the pch and we just would do these things for hours and then like like we did that for years keenan thompson was in on it andy would get in on it and we would all just do these these california voices you have to like really like to work like exercise not to like look better but just to like not be a basket case so we're waiting for an hour and jay's like guys is he over nah come on man so finally bill comes over he's like oh you're still messing with that knife she's not messing with the knife man anyway i told you don't do that and then he just went and stuck him right in the chest and bill went why [Applause] he thought he was murdered he legit thought he just got murdered uh i take lexapro yeah the other day i coughed but it sounded like a sneeze so someone turned to me and said bless you then i turned to them and i said let me guess he said you too no i said oil me up daddy it's dinner time and i'm a little soup boy champa champa like one time mick jagger was playing with the foo fighters he played at the after party at the after party mick jagger playing with the foo fighters he started playing [ __ ] yeah and to show how jaded we were at that point at snl we were talking outside he starts singing [ __ ] and it's literally me and john and three of her friends and john and i go this is kind of loud let's go inside that's how jaded week i was like i'll make you oh yeah let's go inside guys there's a yeah do the british show oh that's awful oh is it oh the there's a british one don't watch british do crime shows because i go oh no no no it's funny but it's terrible yeah so i go oh i'm going to watch it british jew crime shows so i hid it and the first thing it said was john laughs and he goes this is awful just favorite he goes i took her out they took her out to the woods violated her doused it with petrol etc [Laughter] lights

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Keywords: Bill Hader, Billiam, It, It Ch 2, SNL, John Mulaney, Stand up, Comedy, moments, best moments, compilation, celebrity, tiktok, rent free

Id: 9ejoiyHZ4-o

Length: 5min 45sec (345 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021