Bill Burr Makes Fun Of Conan's Shoes | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

why do you have athletic Souls on your wingtips you know wing tip shoes I don't know what it is I'm gonna take these off now these are beautiful wingtip shoes and then at the bottom they just have a little like a rubber grip yeah in case a pickup game of hoop you just can take off this tie all right well you never know you never know what you're at all someone would pick you on the team all right I is this does this look absurd to all of you oh wait thank you sir thank you for for leaping to my defense that whole group over there still thinks it looks stupid I think I think he did too he just wants to be your friend there was too much of emotion you think this looks stupid he's like no it's like it didn't require that level we're talking about souls that should be getting yourself nah it's fine that's that's where it should have been well anyway Gold Toe socks I'm a banker what are you a sitcom dad in the 50s honey I'm home hello I got a new I got a new company car listen oh it's great to be white say that every morning when I wake up that's all white people do yeah you know that non-white people you know the government gives us free gold-toed socks once a month so much for being white they just hand them out remember us from election time there have been times when those socks got me through some really rough periods one of the Samson's in my way makes you feel successful it does actually I feel good about these shoes when your wife makes a good point do you take off your shoes and point to your socks just be like do you think every guy walks around with these gold on his toes that's how I win arguments with my wife you think that's that's what I'm down to point to something you're wearing that you're proud of to win an argument with you I get along great with my wife now I just basically I just I I don't die on every Hill no I just go all right you know even if it makes no sense to me I just think like you know what it's it's just gonna be an argument I'm gonna I'm gonna give in and then we're gonna do this dumb anyway so why not just act like I want to do it you know and it keeps the peace I slowly die inside but as we're doing it I don't need you to act like you care you know what I I don't really I know so yeah yeah you sounded like you're watching a rescue dog commercial you want one no no I work too much sit well I'm sure your wife is always right too just you know no no she is right A lot of the time yeah she is see how that works very nice yes you disagree with them do you talk like this you're an ear grin have you done have you done uh couples counseling have you ever done that no because somebody you can't talk this way and you can talk this way to your therapist but you can't sit there with your wife and say look I just pretend what she's saying which is crazy makes sense and a little part of me dies inside let's all go get cookies you know you can't no you can't do that because then you make that person laugh and then as much as they fight it they're on your side I know what you're talking about you've done that yeah yeah I've never gone to couples therapy somebody told me like that's everybody he knew that went to couples therapy immediately got divorced afterwards no that's not true well I didn't I'm just repeating what somebody else said that's not true I just think we need you think I said the world was flat sorry well until I see real evidence uh it is it's like a cereal bowl evidently we're looking looking down into it great have you talked to someone who believes the Earth is flat uh do you know what you would say to them would they be swayed by pictures from space or does that not mean anything to someone who believes it's all done in a studio man they do it open burping um no uh what would I would depend on the situation right if it was at night and we were by ourselves and I didn't know him and he just approached me then I'd be I would just be oh yeah you know what yeah I think you're right I would just agree with them and make them leave they probably wouldn't he probably his eyebrows would go up in excitement that he found somebody else that agreed with his way of seeing the world right and then I couldn't get rid of him um I don't know it's quite a conundrum that you came with this person for the rest of your life they'd be a good friend well what was bad was when I got into conspiracy theory about the banks and the Federal Reserve was you met so few of those and then those other people with with there they just thought because you believed that those guys were a problem that you then thought the world was flat and all this other stuff it's like no I don't I don't think that I just think this stuff over there and then they would look at you like you were a sellout like there was there seemed to be like no middle ground with conspiracy theory you had to be all in with shape shifters and lizard people it's just like no I'm just saying the Federal Reserve it's you know right you thought you were saying you think in some ways our economic system might be a little game a Ponzi scheme yeah and a lot of people agree with you and and they thought well because that's a conspiracy theory you're in on everything yeah that I thought we didn't land on the Moon Yeah and stuff like that so then I you know yeah he's calling the eyebrow raised people because then they come up too like you know what else you know what else

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Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 09 2022