Bill Burr's Brother Used To Record His Parents Arguments | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I have empathy for like kids and animals oh okay that's nice it's my startup it's a starter kit it's something that's that's a step in the right direction oh I'm sorry you know what I'm old enough to I'll never satisfy you happen in the right direction say that that is what uh uh separate you from say a sociopath the serial killers that you care about animals you care about children so that's that's good that's good news for you today because I've taken those polls you haven't seen Deadpool are you a serial killer yes I have taken that test it's not gone well yeah exactly after the fourth question you're like all right do you laugh am I a misery of others I think we got that one if it's on TV and I don't like look I don't trying to think of something uh yeah no I think I do every time I saw that guy wipe out on his scooter oh it was amazing he's this older guy well that's always funny though falling people funny wait an older man was on a what he's on a scooter he's on his scooter he was riding like a Harley and he like he came whipping out it was one of those I was on the other side of the road and there was this concrete divider and he he just he was going too fast and he couldn't make the turn and he hit the the the concrete thing and he High sided and went like up and over just like landed and just slid on his face I had to stop my car right that was the first guy there and he had rolled over on his back and I walked up to him and he was just unconscious is going like the funny part is when this cop finally shows up the guy was like like 55 it's like shooting him retired by now when did you start becoming a cop and you're still driving a cruiser so he pulls up and just completely could give a he just walked up to the guy and his hands in his pockets and he just looked over me just goes you all right when I was a kid I don't know if you ever saw this but there was a some Christian Network back then not there was nothing on TV there were a couple of channels there was never anything good on and there was this show that we used to watch that was made with uh sort of claymation puppets called deviant Goliath oh yeah and they always supposed to have a good moral about how to behave Davey was a boy who would sometimes do naughty things and then he'd learn his lesson and it was put out by some Association of ministers I swear to God my brothers and I would watch this because there was you would flip the channel and they're bowling on one channel and there's a Catholic Mass on the other channel and so you'd watch Davey and Goliath because at least it was a story and there was some claymation anyway Davey Tavian Goliath go camping with the dad and the mom and Davey goes off and he sees a well and or he sees a beautiful natural pond and he finds some paint some raspberry paint and he pours it into the pond turning it all right you know red and the big bucket yeah huge butt was a little little Pond and then he's laughing he says look Goliath I made a big thing of raspberry goop and then the father comes in and yells at him and says look what you've done and all the animals are gathered around and they can't drink from this Pond anymore because it's been ruined my brothers and I were laughing so far we were crying we were laughing so hard I I'm telling you I understand exactly what you're talking about he I think these animals ended up dying and my brothers and I are on the floor laughing but Damian said look I made a big thing of strawberry it's terrible I'm sorry but there's no reason to apologize they were claymation animals oh there is like nobody does you know we did you ever pour raspberry paint to a pond no I saw that but if I had that you can sit there and laugh you know what I love is when Dave when Davey every once in a while will get into a fight he would get this kicked out of him his because it was claymation it didn't have the the money his hair was still perfect and then they just put a couple of strands of clay to indicate that baby got his ass kicked they have no idea what we're talking about this the show was on 65 years ago yeah but this is I'm trying to explain our childhoods this is what it was like back then there's nothing to watch nothing to do and occasionally someone in the house would lose their temper in a way that would frighten you and then it was never spoken about again yeah yeah that was basically that was it my brother I don't know if I'd ever tell you this my brother was like a genius man he used my parents used to argue he had he had a a dual cassette Boombox and he used to record the argument and then put music underneath foreign s ever was he put Led Zeppelin No Quarter which has this really John Paul Jones places haunting keyboard it was right it like it was scored perfectly because it started off slow at them going back and forth and then gradually and just Robert Plant closed the door put out the lights [Laughter] bottoms drums they came in my dad I down to get the out of here dude we used to listen to that thing for like years and then we finally played it for my dad and he laughed his ass off I thought it was hilarious he thought it was he never understood anything we want Adam watched the great Santini one time hoping that he would get it and he didn't he ended up just loving the movie and just walking around going I am the great Santana we're like no no it's about a dad who's who's very abusive to his son yeah who loves his family but doesn't understand that he's slowly killing everybody yeah yeah and your dad watched that and thought thank you for showing me oh he thought this uplifting film about how we should all behave it was like Sleepless in Seattle When Harry Met Sally

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Length: 6min 33sec (393 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2022