Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - Bullying Is Making A Comeback

there's no uh there's no there's I I don't even know if you can raise a kid like we were raised I mean it's illegal I think it's coming back you think I think bullying is going to come back in a big way just like you know how you know like the decade before is always corny yeah and then 20 years before school like like in the 80s disco stunk and then in the 90s all of a sudden somebody started playing the BG's again right just like ah man I remember this my mom used to play this in the car like bullying's gonna come back yeah like we're gonna go too far with the kales already out right right right people have moved on from yoga into Pilates it's all going to come back to Gold's Gym again push it up no pain no gain yeah it's gonna go back CrossFit slowly moving that back because you got accountants doing walking out of squats CrossFit is the most narcissistic working we get it you're working out why do you have the garage door open they're running down the street yeah look at us we're working out running by uh by froyos just jogging I do CrossFit right now I love it I love it the thing that sucks is they do they don't they make all the plates the same size right so the tens what's up like 45 joints and like all that is short term you're gonna get shredded you're gonna look great but the wear and tear I can only move my arm this high right now yeah because your shoulders are killing my shoulder my shoulder and we're all so old yeah yeah you can't you can't once you get over 40 dude you can't like you have cleaning jerks the [ __ ] am I doing cleaning jerk are you doing them oh God yeah dude I put a gym in my house and I went out and I got weight so I can I can try to put up to about most ever put up but did it one time I put up 225 which is the two plates on both sides I did it one time on what 20 years ago yeah I did it one time so I'm like I'm gonna get back to that right and I start getting up to 155 and I'm feeling my shoulder and I'm you know 80s kid pushing through it pushing through it got up to 175 for three reps and the next day dude I felt like I threw like from the warning track a thousand times and I just now the humbled that I am when I walk into my gym and I see all of this weight like this dust on the 45 minutes I keep trying to dust it off so people come in just thinking like wow you keep a really neat gym it's like no I just kind of use the elliptical I use the speed bag a little bit and then like other than that I do push-ups I'm into like body weight like pull-ups and I bought these things the atomic weights they look like little cannonballs and you kind of go like that's the [ __ ] that I that's the kind of strength that that I think uh doesn't really [ __ ] with your body and it's something that you should be able to do because I always think like you know if I'm on the road I'm in a hotel fire like how would I get out and whenever I watch Cirque du Soleil I'm like this not a floor high enough that you could put these people that they couldn't somehow climb down oh I've done the I've done the three-story jump into a airbag like uh I could totally [ __ ] jump myself into a pool really oh yeah I did a I did a three stories not an airbag and there's there's no real good deep ends in hotels anymore most of it is just like five feet all the way across because of lawsuits once they got rid of the diving boards which I also think are gonna come back yeah diving boards are never coming back we got to come back you think they gotta come the 1970s diving but who puts a diving board you really can bounce that's a major problem with the toughness of kids today is they don't know what it feels like to wipe out on a diving board and get that that diving board rash on your legs and then you hit the pool and the chlorine hits it yeah and then you hear everybody laughing and you're trying to get your [ __ ] together under the water because the chick you like is sitting there and you know you're gonna come up with this [ __ ] look on your face you ever land you ever tried to do a back dive and land on your back just smack oh everything crack that my kids don't know my chin trying to do a like a just jump up and turn and go backwards landed on the diving board chips the first time you invite the [ __ ] the dog in and you don't realize it's just it's gonna be swimming up to you like doing the doggy panels just gonna Maul you the Valerie Golden Retriever come here nugget and then the thing just tears you to death yeah you get out you literally look like you walked into the tiger bed at the zoo Jesus Christ what happened I we went swimming yeah yeah and your mother had was the [ __ ] for Poison Ivy and she just puts it on there anywhere just puts that pink [ __ ] on you oh these kids don't know about that yeah yeah especially in our above ground pool our dog can stand oh I [ __ ] love you dog oh she's uh yeah she's [ __ ] she's well worth all the money we spent on her to get that leg those legs fixed oh the hip [ __ ] that when those homeless people tried to break in man you have 130 pound dog just going like going after him there's a [ __ ] that's like having a big dick Priscilla just scared the [ __ ] out of people and then and then just that that's it yeah and then once the word comes out from the homeless people like they don't go there they have a big dog yeah that's all you need all you need to do is just make it more of a problem than the person next to you it's the same thing with bullying all you had to do was put up enough of a fight and then it moves down to the next kid yeah trickle down bully economics that's right which gets you ready for the finance world yeah so I think what we just figured out there without any research is that the upsides of bullying need to come back the thing that's going to suck about this podcast is that everyone's gonna go that you had that in you this whole time you could have been doing these good podcasts there's no way I'm gonna do a better one than this if they never got rid of bullying I think we would we would have got a Sam away quicker what's that we would have got Osama Bin Laden a lot quicker you think oh yeah we wouldn't have these politically correct troops over there you know yeah oh yeah just just get it I thought you guys want to jump on this now you guys are actually listen to me like this is actually true I'm just being I'm being absurd right now that's one of those classic things that they just take a clip of it with a podcast the next thing you know you're on the front page of the Daily Mail does not support the troops modest Frugal comedian Bill Burr does not support the troops oh my God uh oh oh

Channel: Bill Burr University

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Keywords: Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer, Bertcast, Bill Burr Podcast, Bill Burr University, Bill Burr Angry, MMPC, Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr Tom Segura, Bullying, 90s, Tom Segura, The Machine, comedy, sarcasm

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Length: 6min 35sec (395 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 14 2023