Bill Burr - Animation - Helicopter Bit

I saw this story down in Orange County right then in Orange County California this guy gave helicopter tours for 30 years 30 years without incident hands to business off to his son the American dream I built it up for 30 years yeah you go son make the family and the family game proud all right dad I love you right poor kid five days said he's supposed to give a tour to a couple only the two shows up the kid thought it was weird he's like I need the money I got to give him a tour right so he takes this guy up ten minutes into the tour the dude [ __ ] jumped out yeah five basic five days in for the balloons and the cake we love your son family tree going traditional like five [ __ ] days later this kid he probably barely had the speech down just sitting there flying the helicopter all right if you look out the left side of the aircraft that's Orange County it's over 27 miles of beaches put your seat belt back on 27 miles of beaches was established as a county in 1903 sir please don't open the door sir what are you doing air traffic control I don't know who's on this frequency but you really did find a shed so I read further into the story turns out the guy who jumped out he was 61 years old terminally ill he was in pain every day they couldn't figure out what was wrong with them and he had had enough at that point that guy immediately became a hero in my world right you know what I loved about him not only did he make the decision he didn't go out like some [ __ ] right van full of pills watching a romantic comedy wrapped in an Afghan that Nana made [ __ ] that guy went out like a man take me up in a chopper I'm looking at the land I love and then I'm jumping out like a superhero I love it I should have been wearing a [ __ ] cape I can't imagine how elated he must have been on that helicopter ride up after finally you know just taking back control of his life like [ __ ] you disease I decide you know ripping tubes out gets a burger shotguns a beer take me up in the chakra put me at his [ __ ] foot on the dashboard you know he's not even listening to this guy giving the tour right over over 27 miles of Beach [Applause] but here's the thing I left out one small thing there is one small thing the guy [ __ ] lifting yeah Danny well they were out over the ocean 500 feet up you think that would be enough so I'm thinking he must have gone in like Greg Louganis like no splashes coop but witnesses said it looked like a dummy was falling out of the air so that sounds like a hell of an impact I think he accidentally did the most epic 500-foot belly flop and the history of jumping out of a helicopter you know but that didn't change what he was trying to joke where his heart was I still love this guy I just feel Pat for just on the way down he's got to be thinking three more seconds of a second Wow [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh it has a happy ending though he later died at the hospital that's right so here Sam god bless them I hope I have the pulse someday

Channel: Bill Burr

Views: 2,875,184

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Id: S9ZSzuj1UpA

Length: 4min 27sec (267 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 05 2017