The Reason They Call It Comfort Food | Gabriel Iglesias

so then she walks me into the doctor's office I sit down doctor walks in and we spoke for an hour in a nutshell what he says is that he wants to take my stomach which in his opinion is the size of an NFL football and he wants to cut it and make it the size of a hardboiled egg therefore you only eat this much and you lose weight with time problem with gastric bypass is that if you don't stick to their program religiously not only will you not lose weight you will gain weight and you'll have a series of complic vations and then he asked do you travel a lot I'm like I'm on the road 46 weeks out of the year he goes this is not going to work for you I'm like I agree I like two eggs I said well what should I do he goes I don't know but this isn't going to work so I left the office I was bummed out you guys I get in my car I was so depressed because I'm like someone told me I got two years to live surgery is My Last Hope and so I started crying I was sad I was in the car I'm crying I'm like what the hell am I going to do and the only thing that could cheer me up was a drive-thru and I know that sounds crazy some of you are like isn't that what got you in that position to begin with yes but it's the only thing that made sense there's a reason why it's called comfort food think about that anytime you see someone eating a burger they never look sad they always look happy you might look sad walking in you might look sad walking out but when the actual event of eating a burger is happening life couldn't be better that's right my girl told me that I make sounds when I eat burgers I didn't know apparently I do I'm eating a burger and I'm [Music] like she was like are you eating that or are you eating that think about it who's sad when they're eating fast food I'll tell you who's sad the person eating a salad watching someone eat fast food that's who's sad so I pull up to this fast food restaurant with a big M on it and the guy in the speaker is like you know man I help you and I'm I'm crying I'm like you have no idea what I eventually wound up doing you guys is uh I started low carbing now I am not eating healthy by no means okay I still eat fast food every single day and people question it how do you eat fast food and lose 100 lb I'll give you an example I'll go to a burger place and I'll order a double cheeseburger I won't eat the bread I won't eat the onions the Tomato the ketchup I'll eat the meat the cheese the ma the mustard and I'll order up to three with like three diet sodas and people go that's unhealthy the cholesterol is going to kill you I agree but guess what cholesterol is going to take 10 years to kill me diabetes is going to do it in two right now I'm winning by eight hell yeah that's called fluffy math bro there's a lot of people mad in here right now fluffy found a loophole yes so I started low carbing I started doing yoga and I know that sounds like a joke right there yeah some of you like he means yogurt no yoga freaking DDP helped me and then uh I started lifting weights and and it's it's kind of hard for me guys because now I have people at my shows telling me we're noticing there's a little difference you're a little less fluffy what's going to happen if you keep losing weight what are we going to call you what are we going to call you I lift weights call me buffy I don't care the point is is that I'm not trying to lose weight for vanity sake I'm very secure the point is that I'm trying to lose weight so I can be around for my family so I can be around for my friends and so I can be around for you

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 172,113

Keywords: George Lopez, Alfred robles, Paul Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias, Fluffy

Id: 188czZ9NRBI

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024