Bikini Waxing Nightmares (r/AskReddit)

people that work or have worked in bikini waxing salons what is the worst disturbing experience you have come across while giving someone a bikini wax nsw this wasn't really something gross that the client did but something that the esthetician did I'm currently in school for ascetics and one of my instructors was telling us about a former student who was scheduled her first Brazilian appointment everything went well until she got to the woman's butt hole and she wasn't really sure what to do with it so she scooped some hard wax up with a popsicle stick spread it across and stuck it inside her butt hole like we do with nose waxes while I'm puckered shut got full-on Hank Hill but right now I have one a girl came into my salon a month before she got married she had never groomed her pubic hair and claimed to be a virgin she wanted to be waxed right before her wedding completely natural right I recommended she get a wax now and another before the big day since there was no way of knowing how her prized lady bits would react to the wax she declined at set an appointment three days before her wedding fair enough when she came back I was not prepared for the amount of pubic hair she had it was unusual for a fair-skinned blonde client to have long coarse black hair but whatever it's my job so I trim her up clean her and prepare to wax her again she had ungodly amounts of dark hair even trimmed her skin was barely visible so after inspecting her and not seeing any issues I begin waxing I crap you not she had skin tags and perturbing moles that I did not see before starting to get to the point I pull the strip from her labia area and pulled off about 20 skin tags she yelled the entire salon heard and then she started bleeding like gushing blood we know how to handle bleeding pores but I had never heard of this so we're both screaming and crying and I have to call her an ambulance because she would not stop bleeding I thought I almost killed her maybe not the grossest story but it was traumatic I changed professions soon after I imagined her wedding night wasn't magical either sounds like HPV not skin tags I used to be a nice tactician and I'll never forget the first Brazilian I ever gave a girl I was inexperienced so to get the butt area I made her go on all fours after I powdered up her butt I was holding her cheeks open and closely examining the direction of her hair growth so I'd know which direction to spread the wax as I was trained to do then all of a sudden I see her butthole opening and closing and opening and closing and then BAM she fully farted in my face she was super embarrassed and said it was an air bubble didn't smell like one though it was just saying hi briefly worked as a waxer after I graduated from cosmetology school quit after this dude kept coming in with larger and larger anal beads in his ass accidentally get wax on the bead handle and call watch him roar like a lawnmower not a wax a bit a client wax are asked what I was doing on my phone and I informed her that I could hit two Perkis tops at the salon I layered one while getting wax because why not one thing led to another and she started singing the jigglypuff song as she waxed my butthole I'm bun she left I'm sad this comment is so far down because it is charming esthetician here my worst experience was a full Brazilian wax on an extremely obese woman I was relatively new to the field and lacked the experience to deal with this type of situation I couldn't get the angles right I felt so awkward asking her to hold her stomach that blanketed over her vagina and her legs were just too large for me to actually reach the area she was unable to bend the legs properly I think at one point I lost wax between a fold and had to pry the skin hair apart to apply the strip I remember my back hurting from the way my body was positioned frantically trying to finish on time for my next client and so much sweat both of us it was the dead middle of summer I'm sure a seasoned esthetician may have been able to handle this better but that's my worst experience thank you for your service I currently work at a waxing Center and I have had many failed experiences I love my job but sometimes I wonder why I still do this a new client had come and for a full Brazilian she was no older than 17 and it was her first time doing it I was trying to make her as comfortable as possible and explain everything I was doing so we finished the front and I tell her to flip over and hold her butt cheeks so I can do the bus trip I apply the wax over her butthole I guess she wasn't expecting it because she farted and blew a bubble with the wax it popped so loudly that it echoed in the room I had never seen anything happened like that before I could see she was humiliated and I was embarrassed for her I immediately turned around and started fumbling with anything I could get my hands on to pretend I didn't just see what happened I never saw that girl again I have a story from a client of mine about a previous coworker so I have this client coming in for a Brazilian as soon as we are in the room she warns me that last time she was in she didn't like her last experience and let me know that she has her [ __ ] pierced I was like cool no probs thanks for the heads up let's try to make this better I figured she lifted all bruised so we get started and there's the piercing no biggie well halfway through she starts talking and I was like I hope this has been a better experience for you I wouldn't want a repeat of last time and she explains that it wasn't the waxing it was the waxer apparently when she explained her piercing to the previous esthetician she pulled the towel bag and patted the pierced [ __ ] without gloves saying how she has never seen one of these before under no circumstance are you to directly touch a client there the woman was not impressed and refused to return until she was sure the previous esthetician was no longer employed so it's not really my experience I just felt bad for my client okay I know that you are showing your most intimate parts and there's a lot being touched down there but to touch the [ __ ] is a huge no-no like wth hello I have a story I am NOT a waxer but one time I was getting waxed at a new place and thought things were going just fine I was making small talk with the esthetician while all spread-eagle on the table she was facing away getting her supplies ready and she started sniffling and I thought she might be crying I was like okay I know it's been a while but I can't be that shocking and I asked hey are you okay and she turned around just full-on ugly snot crying and explained to me that the appointment before mine was a recent ex-boyfriends new girlfriend oh man that would be so awful bulging hemorrhoids I never knew two words that could sound so freaked up before thanks for that mental image my roomie had one today and said the lady doing hers went see that pillow in the corner we used to have it over here filled to clutch onto for comfort until the lady started hitting Emmy with it now it stays in the corner a worm fell out of someone's butt hole when I was waxing it a tiny little maggot while looking worm finally a worm reply my instructor in cosmetology school told me about a time when they had to practice anal waxing in the way she was supposed to do it involved her putting talcum powder on the butthole area so she powders the person up and she's grabbing something else from her work table the person lets out an airy toot and a little fluff cloud of powder came with it she couldn't contain herself and had to do the assignment another day had her Law lied just imagined this little comic strip in my head with the word toot in a speech bubble coming out of someone's butt how many guide clients come in to get waxed asking for a friend a place in Omaha advertises the baseball special the bat the balls and the dugout my waxy lady and I talk about this all the time she said girls come in on their periods all the time she doesn't mind as long as there's a tampon in place and it's clean some ladies don't comply she's seen women who haven't properly wiped their bh after taking a dump but the weirdest thing she saw was a girl who was born without an butthole I don't know who why how what where but yet that's weird unfortunate mostly my buddy was born without a butthole they ripped him new one shortly after he was born the best part I kid you not he has the ability to suck air and water into his butt and expel it again I never went to the pool with him again after that I've had a few Brazilians done and I asked my waxer what our worst experiences were and she said there are so many people who come straight from the gym or their afternoon jog or their strenuous work place without showering or anything but how can you have that little self-awareness reading that smelled bad my friend is Isla Titian she has sent ladies to the gym for growth's aromas etc she says it's about once a month that she has to have that or could talk with a client the worst one she ever told me about was a sweet older lady with a labial abscess poor woman it must have hurt like heck she had it treated and came back to say thank you not a wax a bit a spray tenor for well-endowed women of the bus tour but the policy his arms overhead or turn around and bend over only if absolutely necessary do you lift with the back of the hand and spray underneath on this lovely day I had a particularly hefty woman come in and she don't want no tan limes it was time for turn around and bend over lift the button what looked like a week old sopping Brown tampon comes slurping out bounces off the back of my hand and splash on the floor I always feel so self-conscious before going for a bikini wax and I always tell myself they've seen worse thanks for confirming that yet I'm suddenly feeling really good about myself used to work with a girl who's second job was as a waxer she would regale us with stories of this one repeat client who would get holiday themed designs so not only would she create Christmas trees and Valentine's hearts for her but would also have to dye them the appropriate cover that is amazing not disturbing I got a full Brazilian as a dude female aesthetician works on me my GF is waiting in the lobby after she's about halfway through the front she asks if she can ask a slightly unprofessional question I say sure she says she's never seen a circumcised penis before but didn't ask me any actual question just made the comment the worst part was that the walls were thin so pretty much the whole lobby heard the conversation I think the toughest thing I've ever seen through as a waxer was a miner getting a Brazilian yes her parent knew and signed a consent form who didn't clean herself properly looked like she had diarrhea and wiped back-to-front with super thick hair and I got stuck pulling a labia strip it was my fault I didn't cleanse and poke around throughly enough before I started but I almost went to go get a co-worker b/c I thought I was going to need help pulling it off client was a champ though bore with me throughout the whole process definitely the toughest experience I've had even beyond the 400 plus lb ladies I see I've been a body waxer for five years now and we are a special breed it's almost like nursing when it comes to putting on the professional face when we're confronted with something gross but tbh it's really not that bad of a profession smells yes some excretions yes blood yes even poop sometimes yes but you're there to do a job and if you're good enough at it you push through it these people are opening up an incredibly vulnerable part of their body to a complete stranger the last thing I want to do is scar them for life by making a face or a rude comment so shake some extra powder there and keep laying those strips it'll be over soon enough smells yes some excretions yes blood yes even poop sometimes yes yeah I'm gonna stick to my office job I once with the gross customer by pure accident my former girlfriend liked the idea of of shaving your chest etc the less hair I got on my body the better blablabla insert story here I didn't bleed so heavily out of every damn pore on my chest at the lady stoped mid-session after the bleeding had stopped somewhat I helped cleaning up paid and left the bruises were visible for several weeks I didn't never try waxing again not really gross fairly common during waxing especially with first-timers if you do try it again exfoliate the area leading up to your appointment makes the hair come out a tad easier a friend who did waxing for a while she had a guy come in and request a waxing for his taint arse area when she did the guy orgasm done release it was obviously awkward the guy apologized profusely and it was a no harm no foul but don't do it again situation well of course he returned after some time and he came again they banned him from returning I want to learn how to orgasm that easy I'm a vet and we had a client come in who did waxing at her home unfortunately her curious dog got a bit too close and tipped the whole pot of wax over itself it was a very long and not so fun day for the pup and everyone involved that stuff is super hard to get off at one point in my ascetics career I did a lot of waxing like 12 Brazilians a day so I have seen smelt some horrifying crap the most memorable WTF moment was while waxing a well-groomed sorority girl she was utterly oblivious to the rank odor emanating from her junk there was discharge I pulled the strip from her lower labia near her vaginal opening and what I can most accurately describe as the contents of a large Cadbury Creme Egg stuck to the edge of the strip and splattered on the wall behind me she remained blissfully ignorant of the bacterium project what in the Frick jeez not my story but my aunts when she was in school to become an aesthetician the students would do cheap waxes on walk-in clients to help them learn the first time she did a Brazilian she noticed long red scratch marks as she was waxing the girl initially she was worried she was doing something wrong but neglected to say er nothing because the girl didn't seem in pain or anything what she thought was scratches turned out to be part of a larger tattoo that covered the girls entire vulva it said Bad Kitty and featured claw marks once she finished school she limited her wax interface only during my first full Brazilian I asked the worker if she has had any horrible disturbing experiences to be replied I'm having one right now she was joking I think it's funny this is nsw even though you're all talking about work how ironic oh boy are you guys in for a treat I'm currently training as a beautician and work part-time in a beauty salon so I've heard plenty of horror stories but the one my teacher told me was definitely the worst she had a woman come in wanting a Hollywood all hair gone but she seemed nervous about it because she said she had really dark coarse hair she thought sure no problem she's done plenty at Hollywood's before there's nothing she hasn't seen or so she thought my teacher leaves the girl to get ready and when she comes back and she notices a foul smell she doesn't say anything and begins to go about the usual procedure of the wax remember I said the client had dark coarse her well she had so much of it that my teacher never noticed that not all of it was hair she applies the wax pulls one strip and immediately feels like she's going to pass out connected to the wax strip is a big string of dark brown goo she said she disposed of the strip as quick as possible and tried to clean up the mess caused by the gunk coming from this woman's vagina then asked her what the heck was going on down there apparently the girl said she was too embarrassed to go to a doctor about it and thought if she just got waxed it would get it all out safe to say nobody my class is too excited to start specialized waxing a woman in her forties came in and five centimeters of her intestines were sticking out of her anus inside out she told us she had pushed so hard when she gave birth that she pushed it out finally it's my time to shine there are two that I'll never forget one the seemingly normal average twenty-something year old girl who apparently had no idea that her vagina butthole needed to be cleaned a lot of women are kind of gross with this one she had her period had an insane amount of discharge and looked like she never wiped her ass when I did the strips on her butt crack there was poop on them afterwards - the old man who would comment for brazilian laser treatments he was pretty weird from the get-go like an older flamboyant Geoffrey Rush the first two times he came in he got hard while I was lasering him guys get hard during waxes sometimes you get used to it and they're more embarrassed than you are usually the third time this guy came in I was on my last few rows when all of a sudden he made a noise I looked up and he had ejaculated on his stomach I very quickly did my last three or four pops with the laser told him he was done and left the room I called my manager and told her what happened and he was never seen again he didn't even tip me also the amount of women that fart while you're waxing them is unbelievable they always get so embarrassed and I tell them it happens all the time you're clenching holding your knees up to your chest for part of it it's bound to happen sooner or later my sister is a nice addition and when she was in training she had a woman come in for a Brazilian wax she was prepping her for the waxing which involved cleansing the pubic area with an alcoholic base cleanser as she did this hundreds of crabs scattered from the woman's bush turns out the woman had no idea she had crabs and had to find out then that her husband was most likely cheating on her and passed them on to her this is a money dog upvote 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Length: 19min 19sec (1159 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 25 2019