BIG ED Does The Unthinkable... Its Worse Than You Think (They Let Him say This...)

can i kiss you don't make it weird so um there i was and i saw it um a big dumb-shaped man kissing a young girl and then i woke up and i was like thank god it's just a dream wow what an interesting dream why do you think you had it maybe maybe it was the medication maybe it was just a bad sleep exactly at the end of the day it's nothing more than a dream or is it is it is it is it is it is it is it i never had anyone take over and make love to me in my life no and it was incredible like incredible no we made love all is there a night captain present because something is fishy i'm sorry hello are you seeing what i'm seeing what happened i made a video with big ed not too long ago and it ended with him kissing a girl on the nose how did this happen are we talking about the same man who was in the friend zone for 13 years you know the last girl i had up uh i was in the friend zone for 13 years we talking about the same dude who cut his ball sack i had to ice my my my my balls and not only did he kiss liz he had sex with each other i don't know maybe i'm just not a good mathematician but something isn't adding up i need to get to the bottom of this and that is why i'm wearing this coat because i'm detective leo today and we are getting to the bottom of how this has gone down i cannot understand how big ed can go from getting friend zoned in one episode to being the sex king in the next episode please don't think about that image like do you think when he's on top like the bed just dropping okay anyway if you haven't watched the previous video i encourage you to watch it if you want to catch up and i just want to say a quick hello to all my big babies out there before we start if you're new to the channel please smash that subscribe button and then hump it we're on our way to 300 000 and that would be awesome if we could get there by the end of the month please and thank you and while you're at it do follow me at 16 leo underscore on instagram i love when people give me ideas okay so just in case you're a ballsack and you don't want to watch the last episode big ed met this girl called liz who works at a restaurant that he likes he asked her out on a date and they went on a second date somehow liz said that she didn't see anything more than a friend in big ed but big ed didn't know this and he went in for the kiss at the end and it was the most awkward moment that i've seen in a very long time it was one of the only nose kisses in history it wasn't sexy and i think i died inside a little and that seems to be where it ended but something changed along the way i mean we really gotta get to the bottom of this so let's just start and see what happens so the next episode starts off with big ed meeting his real life brother to talk about the experience at the end of the night i went for a kiss trying to be all romantic she dodged it right like the matrix she turned into neil she's like our first date was a lunch date so we just talked like for two hours just conversation she was crying i was crying for what wow i always thought a family was like a broad gives you good support but you see the absolute disgust on his face for what for what bro it feels like big ed's done this before and his brother's like ugh again are you bankrolling her no this is really big edge brother is this just some savage they paid to roast him you bank rolling home huh huh you steam rolling home huh huh you dirty sanchezing huh huh you dutch ovening huh i go in for the kiss and she drops her head and i kiss her right on the nose why'd she drop her head i don't know big ed came to play golf and ironically got his balls broken by a brother why'd she drop her head bro you know if she picked it up you couldn't reach it this sounds like a train wreck man you should be dating someone who adores you for you so biggest brother actually gives him some reasonable advice at the end he needs to love you for you and you know what you bring to the table big ed roundness mayonnaisey hair and a next [ __ ] level physique sorry i know it wasn't the right choice of words i know so bighead tells his brother that liz invited him back over and bigan's plan is to see if she just likes him as a friend or if there's potential so mike i'm meeting up with her after this i'm going to her house she invited me over so what are you going to tell her do you like me as a friend or do you see potential look man it seems pretty clear to me that if a girl backs away when you try to kiss her then maybe she doesn't want to be anything more than friends i don't think you need to see if there's potential at this point uh big ed's brother then vanishes into the night as if he never existed and we never see or hear of him again i'm not entirely convinced tlc didn't pay this man to just roast big head and then leave but then after that big ad heads over to liz's house to see if she still likes him but there's a twist apparently big ed got hungry along the way because of course he did and he went to his favorite restaurant where liz works and there he saw her with another man and she was having a drink with um a guy i was shocked because i'd been there all night and she had never came over to say hi first of all you went to the same restaurant that she walks to eat which is probably not the best thing to do secondly was she working or was she just having a drink there because imagine you work at mcdonald's and after a long day at mcdonald's you ask your date out to mcdonald's it's like bro there's [ __ ] there's kfc across the street can you can you just chill and thirdly this jealousy thing is absolutely ridiculous if you just see someone with a guy getting drinks it doesn't necessarily mean that they're doing anything you gotta trust your partner also fourthly she's not your partner it's borderline stalking because you know where this goal works and it wouldn't be that hard for you to spot because you're not that easy to hide if you put on a coat that's black you'd look like a literal boulder so people would notice they'd be like that's the rock and it'd be like no that's a rock probably big air so instead of his original plan of going over to see whether liz still likes him now big ed's mission is to confront liz and be like who is that guy it threw me off so he's a co-worker he's my good friend as a guy friend and there's nothing between us why did he look so confused guy friend can guys be friends with goals he's my good friend co-worker non-sexual is that is that legal can you not have sex with your co-worker he's my good friend bye yep then i saw you guys walk into your car one night i think he likes you i'm not gonna stop hanging out like having my own life and being independent and everything like that so big ed's mind is way too jealous for his body he shouldn't have that jealousy it's never good because it restricts the other person and then it doesn't allow them to live their life if you really really do like someone you're gonna allow them to live their life and big ed is already imposing his clamps on this woman and he's not even dating her why are you so quiet why are you being weird why are you being weird have you met this [ __ ] man this man went to goat yoga and almost got wrecked by the goats you're dealing with one of the biggest super saiyans of all time but then the conversation gets really weird and here's where detective leo comes in i guess i should ask you do you think that i'm boyfriend potential yeah did you see that at the end i will play that in slow motion she was looking at big edge she said yeah and at the very end she was like as if she was looking towards the tlc people who probably had a big fat check liz say yes all right let me ask you guys sincerely if someone was super jealous of you looked and acted like big ed and was 30 years older than you would you see them as boyfriend or girlfriend material i wouldn't i don't think the qualities add up i don't know why she said yes after constantly being negative about this whole experience what changed because last episode liz told big ed's mother that she didn't see anything more than a friendship with big ed i mean i don't know where him and i will go from here because i there's an age difference what exactly makes him boyfriend potential what is he doing that other guys aren't doing there's nothing that he brings to the table he just eats from it i feel like we're good now as we hang out more and talk about things and starting to realize there's more feelings on my end than what i thought would ever be that's not real i'm telling you right now while liz is talking there's someone from tlc behind the camera going it's ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars come on listen thousand dollars you don't even have to lick his balls you don't even have to lick his balls all you gotta do is let him take a peek at you let him take a peek at you i'm just saying i'm just saying this man is a simple saying real talk though it's ten thousand dollars so the day actually ends weirdly with big ed asking liz to accompany him to a wedding in lake arrowhead a friend invited me to a wedding up in lake arrowhead and things seem to be fine a little too fine if you ask me but then trouble strikes it might be over i don't even have a watch but that was way too fast liz was out with girlfriends on a girl's night out and by coincidence ran into her ex-husband i think i asked one too many questions and it pissed her off so then she took off hey liz i know that we just finished talking about jealousy and how i can't get jealous of you hanging around other people but i thought you [ __ ] this man my my fear was that she would you know go back to him is this how this relationship is gonna work liz can you not see the problem here every time you even meet a man big ed's gonna like freak out you're gonna go to the grocery store and the cashier is gonna be like that'll be 26.50 why were you paying him for sex what were you buying fruits and vegetables i'm sorry liz did you want his cucumber in your pumpkin am i crazy why is that what you're telling me things were going so good with liz i was finally in a good place with her so i basically accused her of still being in contact with him which was not the right thing to do basically i [ __ ] up yeah also can i remind you for like the 100th time that this is a dude who cheated on his wife isn't it weird to have trust issues when you're the one doing it big ed is the type of man to be in another woman's bed talking about how his wife might be cheating on him but i texted liz and she's agreed to come over tonight look at the still shot this is like the drake take care album if drake aged like [ __ ] milk big ed doesn't pull off the sad boy vibe as well as he thinks he does because he keeps on doing stupid [ __ ] to get him there the sad boy vibe only works if you do nice things and keep getting hurt when you are the one doing the stupid things and feeling hurt people aren't going to feel sorry for you anyway big ed invites liz over again to make things better and she comes through he might go back to her ex because i think she has in the past and they only broke it off about two months ago just want to point out something a little slimier than it should be this is a little slime season moment right here you know when you talk to someone and you give them personal information it's an act of trust if you tell someone that you broke up with your husband and it's been two months it shouldn't be used against you as a weapon big head is out here looking at his mom like you heard the 50 cent song she's in the club bottle still above my mom she's doing that he's making up all these weird twisted stories that are probably not happening and just shooting himself in the foot it's horrible to watch someone gaslight themselves basically you remember this guy i do hi teddy i'll send him can i um are you in a more back mood oh that's an odd choice of fashion isn't it she looks like a fbi informant like the fbi was like come on we're going to put a y on you and liz is like no i don't want to keep doing this i don't he kissed me on my nose the other day put the wire between your boobs he'll never touch that in a mobeck mood sure that's a good thing because that's the only thing we serve i'm just kidding the only thing we serve here is wine just kidding i would never intoxicate you on bubbles just kidding i already have i spiked your drink just kidding i would never spike your drink just kidding i spiked the water when i came in so we're both spiked just kidding you didn't even come in the house didn't you just kidding you did you're right there sitting on the chair just kidding i don't have a chair why would i have a chair just kidding i got the chair last month electrocuted just kidding i never got electrocuted i'm still alive i came over to talk to him and then he threw it back in my face so jealousy is an issue communication's an issue right jealous is an issue communication's an issue and you still see potential in this man can you name the good qualities in him nothing has proven that she actually really likes this man she just says all the things that are wrong with him and he's like do you like me and suddenly she's like yeah okay okay yeah so i don't know if i told you this about teddy that cough yes he's actually a non-smoker i'm just kidding [Music] my dog smokes just kidding he doesn't just kidding he does he snoop dogg just kidding 420 blazer just kidding i never smoke weed in my life just kidding my dog does just kidding he doesn't he's teddy teddy roosevelt just kidding he's not the president just kidding he is he's the president of dog sylvania just kidding that doesn't exist just kidding it does it's in pennsylvania but for dogs just kidding there's no such thing what is wrong with you just kidding i'm gullible just kidding you're gullible i'm the man just kidding i'm harry houdini just kidding i didn't disappear i'm right here i'm just short so i sat down in my chair just kidding i'm constipated just kidding i'm not just kidding i am just kidding i found it with my mouth and my butt so you wouldn't know which one it was just kidding it was both i need to go to the toilet really badly just kidding i don't actually need to go to the toilet i'm right back here i can tell that she you know is upset when somebody's mad at me i run i either i either crack a joke or i run so you crack jokes then because let me call it how i see it you don't run the only thing you ever run is a bot so today was really busy um i i did get some packing done for the wedding but i'm not i'm not nowhere i've done no packing you just happen to run into your ex come on big head smooth as ever as smooth as ever hey liz how's that packing going i heard you having sex with your ex-husband sex with your ex jealousy is my insecurity which i gotta work on i'm acting like i'm your boyfriend and we haven't even kissed now that i'm aware of it you know i'm gonna i'm gonna work on it yeah i mean i'm glad to hear a big head admitted but he seems to keep doing that there are those people in the world who do the same thing make that mistake and then they're like i'm sorry and then do the same thing again and they never learn love it if you would join me to um to be my date [Music] you can see she's having like those vietnam flashbacks she's like not the nose [Music] yes yes yes yes yes yes yes i told you giving her ten thousand dollars would work tlc we back don't go chasing waterfall yeah cuz i already bought my dress damn she didn't have to say that yes because they don't accept refunds at costco that's why costco dresses much like our dresses your relationship is hanging on a thread he was hitting all like the most like the main points that i wanted to talk to him about um it makes me feel better because i'd like to see where this relationship goes and action he was hitting most of the relation checkpoints in my points and then he had making me feel good to myself today keep going why yes i do see him as a boyfriend potato sorry potential ask me questions before assuming ask questions before i i make an assumption if you need to express to your partner that yes sometimes you can hang out with guy friends as well as tell your partner to ask questions before making assumptions maybe you guys don't get each other communication wise i am a jealous person i'll be honest i'm a taurus b.e that's not an excuse though i'm a taurus jealous people so you're just predisposed to having certain traits if you're born in a certain month oh i'm a capricorn i guess i just put [ __ ] on your couch that's what a capricorn does baby oh my gosh i'm realizing how short you are gonna be with hills have you guys thought about that new testament verse john 16 28 it goes something like this even under duress when a man has a tattoo of his face on his leg you never have sex out of all places you could get a tattoo and out of all tattoos you could get you got your face on your leg why don't i just tattoo my nipple on my face that way it would look freaky dicky you're gonna be this i'm gonna be this tall wait but i'm on my tiptoe the whole time i got it i'm short does liz have any qualities about this man that she actually likes she's just she's just roasting him now i give be a hard time too but he's he can't grow there's nothing he can do about that damn why are you roasting this man so much that's my job you're supposed to kiss him that's your job i have to pull it back because i want to be lisa's boyfriend and get my kiss come on you see what i mean this dude made some sort of sincere comment he was like bro i gotta be better gotta not be jealous you wanna be my boyfriend and as soon as she walks out the room he's like so i can get my kiss anyway with all that said and done ed and liz agree one more time to go to the wedding and ed is ecstatic we're staying in the same room separate beds for two nights so i have to get the kiss but i did bring a couple condoms just in case don't be a fool wrap your tool oh my god why did i have to hear that bob the builder's looking at wendy like wendy is that is that correct how are sentient cement trucks made you told me i didn't have to wrap my tool is this why the cement trucks are talking are they cement trucks or cement trucks wendy damn that would be a great episode of bob the builder i would watch that all day anyway can you just chill out for the first night i hired a car because for two reasons one i have car anxiety and i don't like driving up mountains and number two i want some time with liz where we can you know make out i'm just kidding we can sit in the back and have a nice conversation why why why why i want to make out just kidding i want less just kidding i want more just kidding i want sex just kidding i want hard sex just kidding i watched 50 shades of grey yesterday and i want to be christian gray just kidding i don't even want to be christian i just want to be great just kidding my hair's never gray i use mayo on it just kidding let's throw down just kidding let's show down just kidding let's have a hoedown that's a dance isn't it the car pulls in for gas and liz goes out to get something and weirdly enough the hotel calls and another twist um due to happens maintenance issues so we are short on double queens and now we would like to change into a king okay i'll take it perfect okay something has went very fishy there yes maybe they don't always have two queen beds and maybe they only had one king but i don't think that's way too coincidental either he did it or tlc did it and i'm not sure which one but somebody made it so that there's only one bed i wish that company was like hey uh sorry big we don't have uh two queen beds we do however have a bunk bed and big head's like i'll take the top and he jumps and tlc contestant in critical condition after another tlc contestant jumps on bunk bed crushing so big ed tells liz once she gets back in the car and this is what liz has to say i'm only analyzing all the sneakiness of it that's all i have a problem with that i'm just kind of curious just because it's all coincidence my thoughts exactly i don't know it seems a bit too coincidental but let's get to the bottom of this did not plan it but to be honest i was happy to get the call i'm gonna i mean i'm not gonna sit here and [ __ ] you i get to sleep in a bed with liz tlc us big ed they were like someone's double crossing someone bro what the did you set that up we were gonna set that up nice unless it was the person at the hotel who's like i've seen the show i love big ed and i love liz and i was like they need to be together so i slashed every bed in half except the one king bed yeah i may lose my job but big ad is gonna lose his virginity again and then they go to the hotel and this is where you need to put on your cringe gear i will give you zero seconds did you do it good hey so what do you think it's the only time in the world i can ever say that i did not see ed coming so um hopefully i get to sleep here because there's a sofa this is starting off perfectly so you want to take the couch should you want to sleep in the bed with me i have a great surprise for you look at that that looks fancy [Music] can do without the sound effects bro [Music] like oh my god can you please make it stop so why don't you do a toast and i do a toast i'm toasting let's go come on get along trying to get along okay that's good great toast between a loving couple let's toast ten thousand dollars tlc promise i think we're both reading the same signs and i'm going for the kiss does this man get cross-eyed and spoil champagne while he drank beget is both different i don't mean that in a physical way maybe that too but like he's just his mind is just one track no matter what he's like i know i'm going to my friend's wedding but i'm gonna have a baby before him cause i'm on a roll i'm on a roll it just took me a while to get used to your your beautiful face but um it took me a while to get used to you playing hey what the [ __ ] that was my job rose actually seemed to really like this person liz i don't feel the same i don't feel like she likes him as much it took me a while to get used to that thumb that you call the face bro wow when they ask for fingerprint access do you just do this to things and bighead is actually saying nice things he's like you're pretty beautiful and she's like well you look like a you look like a body part i don't know um [Music] what how to ask you this can i kiss you no all right show's over guys all right don't make it weird that's the answer every guy looks for when they want to kiss a girl hey can i kiss you don't make it weird they said all i have to do is kiss you for a maximum of five seconds and then i get my money and i bust out of here like i'm lapd okay i won't that's one of the smoothest moves i've ever seen in my life don't make a weird i won't okay bro you look like an ice bug moving come on he laughed in her face she would have felt the breath in the air this is not right ah the songs the sound effects why is it so long oh i don't know who the foley on that one was but those were 11 out of 10 sound effects right there amazing job guys also tlc did you have to use two camera setups was this such a pivotal moment in life that you needed to switch between cameras and also thirdly why did it last for so long why what was that for that was awesome so that's out of the way now i can relax now it can be normal no you will be normal [Music] holy [ __ ] he wiped his face she was like now that that's out of the way he was like yeah well now that that shit's out of the way he wipes his face like he didn't want to kiss her he's like oh dlc better pay me money what the [ __ ] was that no stop please please can we stop can we stop this is too much now the buffet is closed the buffet is closed tables and clothes stop is over we're not serving any more customers at this time thank you thank you for being in my life oh i'm not heartless that was kind of cute that was that was really sweet oh come on i've been waiting for that kiss for two months so that was amazing oh my god so big ed's like i'm starting to feel this connection that i've never felt before it took two months for them to have a first kiss i want you to remember that he said two months to have a first kiss it's gonna be very important just now left or right what side do you like technically you're supposed to be closest to the door you're right where do you want me to sleep left or right oh how about right outside the house how about that sweet dreams one more kiss stop oh god damn it pighead really two months one kiss i love you i love you you went from the most jealous man on the planet to i love you within a day too soon for that i'm just kidding i love you just kidding i don't even like you just kidding i hate you just kidding i hope you die just kidding i like you as a friend just kidding friend zone just kidding 13 years just kidding i just want to be acquaintances just kidding i don't even want to know you just kidding you're in my bed i know you so well just kidding i want to make love right now just kidding i already did just not to you just kidding i jacked off just kidding i didn't just kidding i totally did so they have a quiet sleep and go to bed the next morning they wake up and big ed says this last night was off the charts we started snuggling and we started to kiss she's a giver this is what happens when a man takes care of his hair too well and his body too little you get this weird prism shape figure did you guys have sex okay so yeah i mean we we made love all night you'd be exhausted if you made love all night both of you all look like you just had a normal sleep i'm just calling it like i see a big head but uh go on tell me what happened that was great last night by the way mm-hmm both times i did it about twice and you don't believe that right that's a reality tv show you know they make [ __ ] up he kissed her on the lips it wasn't even a proper kiss it was a peck and then he was like we did it both times he couldn't even get that out properly i'm sorry but i do not believe this happened mrs body is amazing it's like a surreal dream see that's not even a real description how was the sex it was like a dream so was it probably was a dream yeah and it was incredible like incredible i never had anyone take over and make love to me in my life it will go down in big head history as yeah as the event the event this man had a kid and this is the event one of the greatest sexes i've ever had in my life because daughters watching the tv like one of the greatest honestly this man just gives a lot every day i wanted bun we do my bun it is a bun oh it is oh wow okay how much more time you need um just a little bit does this sound like a relationship do my bun already oh okay hey do you need to uh make your face pretty oh it's gonna take a little while okay okay hey thanks for the sex yesterday that was you're a really good person for that it doesn't sound like a conversation between two people who remotely even love each other or like each other it just sounds like two people stuck in a room who are getting paid money to be next to each other how was the rest of your night this is really good is he a good kisser i had to teach him how to kiss i feel like i have to train him to do a lot of things but we laughed about it is he a good kisser hell i think about the money i had to teach him and and he's he's okay at it yeah he's okay and that is how the video ends liz doesn't actually explicitly say that they had sex but big ed claims that they did they did it all night twice that's like four hours each time big ed must be a stallion okay so that is all the videos there are and i think i have enough evidence to make you believe in my theory the last thing i will say that on tlc contestants get paid between five hundred dollars to a thousand an episode they film for about 13 episodes including bonuses a contestant may make up to 18 000 american dollars per season so the next question is about motive why would liz want or need the money let's look at the detail she's a 28 year old waitress who is a single mother much like rose was on 90 day fiance i want to point you out to a weird theory that i have come up with big ed has this amazing power that he gives to woman unknowingly because he's so gross that the people that he dates get the benefit of the audience on their side so when rose dated big ed she may not have made a lot of money from the show per se but when she started her youtube channel people had already been on her side being like go rose go and therefore she got a big audience a big following and is able to provide for her son liz might have seen this and knows that if she dates big ed and then leaves people are going to be like oh paul liz you had to put up with big ed and that's just a theory but she now probably has a bigger following than before this show but just in case you don't get my point i actually went to print out photos to illustrate this perfectly for you so it all starts with big ed he's the main part of this but he goes out with someone called liz or as i like to call her the lizard and she needs money why does she need money to feed her baby or the baby if you will this is because the baby needs money to buy goods and services tlc probably offered liz extra money but in order to do so they held her hostage by asking her to kiss big ed or as i like to call him big egg and do you know why i call him big egg because this case is cracked we did it guys we did it i think we cracked the case big ed gets to brag about having sex even though he really didn't do it tlc gets really good ratings and liz gets money even though she doesn't actually have to do the stuff that she says she does it's a win-win-win situation including me because i have now ranked up i used to be a detective now i'm a private private detective i mean that's the video you guys i think there's a few more episodes and we're in it already so we might as well finish the series off when it actually ends so hopefully in the future we'll get one more video to see what happens my prediction honestly is that big ad and liz don't work out because i think it's a manufactured relationship so it's not actually based on love and i know big ed didn't want to get his heart broken but it's looking like it might be that way so until then i guess we're gonna have to live with the fact that we all watch big ed kiss liz that's awesome anyway guys that is me for today thank you so much for watching the video if you do want to see the ending and conclusion of this please let me know down below i would really appreciate it if you haven't subscribed by now please do i love you and i leave you guys until next time fluffs please take it away i was christian that didn't stop me but keyword as [Music] my dreams was not come true but if they didn't you know baby [Music]

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Length: 32min 58sec (1978 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021