what do you mean you only
bought six gluten free buns? that's not very many buns, kevin! (apologetic mumbling from kevin) don't worry about it, kevin. and then a bird attacks kevin. from the sky somewhere. okay griffin, make a roll! that's a six, so there is a SUPER glitch. there is a SUPER GLITCH! the glitch i'm gonna go with is that it
occurs with an unexpected level of force, and kevin is knocked unconscious. we see- a barn owl scoops up kevin and he flies off! KEVIN i'vebeentakenbyabird what's your name again? biwwy biwwy. uh.. mister stuwdwey will you gimme a hot dog? a hot dog. a hot dog for biwwy? MISTER STUWDWEY sure? I WANT KETCHUPS ketchup, okay. i'll get you some ketchup. AND SUN CHIPS and, and.. you want slim jims ON your hot dog?
SUNCHIPS sun chips! okay. i'll give you the sun chips. pep makes his way to the hot dog
stand to get a hot dog for billy. okay, i'm gonna need you to roll
to squeeze the ketchup bottle. (griffin laughs) OHMY GOD holy shit he did it!! FIVE FIVE! oh nice! you squeeze the PERFECT AMOUNT of
NORMAL PERSON KETCHUP onto a hot dog. everybody around looks over and goes, "that is a normal amount
of ketchup!" "just right!" "hey! hey pep! way to squeeze a normal
amount of ketchup on that hot dog!" NOW joe lunchpail. yes~ joe lunchpail is squeezing.. his second container of cheez whiz onto a plate
and then loudly announcing: i love-a da stuff just like you guys, right! i'm crazy for it! ha ha ha HA this is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal cheese! i LOVE-a da stuff. here comes one of your loading dock coworkers, barrel armstrong. HELLLOOOOO barrel! aw, CHEEZWHIZ! love that stuff! (i
love-a da stuff, just like you!) yeah?? cheers, my man! let's eat some WHIZ oof. if you can tell me which of your superpowers you
are using to eat cheez whiz, i will allow it. a- oh, okay! astral projection. and then i'm gonna mind
control emily to steal the pig. and here we are. ROLL i'm not going to TALK to a PIG. i'm HELL RAVEN! i probably, uh, like, make a
half-hearted attempt to like, grab the pig but i fall face down in the mud? which looks embarrassing but really it's
so people can't hear the incantation. and how does that go? mmmmmmemilygetthePIG i'm almost terrified to ask
this question, but how did- it's ALWAYS emily get the pig. every time. it's just weird that this one time that's
EXPLICITLY the order i'm trying to declare! (sturd the turd) sturd the turd! thanks joe! that was a sick burn! that's-a what i'm here for ahAhaah It Is Time for the, uh, very challenging
hide and go seek competition. so! you are up. you have closed your
eyes, you have counted to one hundred. i'm searching for them? yes well, i mean do i see them? a three, a five, and a three- that's eleven! yeahhh so you go to squeeze it, oh no too
strong! the whole ketchup explodes! is everyone around like, "thought he knew how to squeeze ketchup...." yeah. "oh man, i thought he was like
a normal ketchup squeezer?" "we were just talking about
how good he was at ketchup..." "yeah, we were all just gathered around the keg
talking about how good you squeezed ketchup!" is this so crazy, like,
everybody's looking at him? now, yeah. okay, i use my super speed to find everybody. five and a two? a seven,
still very bad. super glitch. still very bad. yeeeaaahhh. so, accidentally, your echolocation also
triggers when you trigger your super speed. now what does it sound like
when opera man echolocates? oh yeah. (beautiful vocalization) just gets louder and louder. now what would that sound
like, if he had super speed? aaaaAAAAAAAAAop aaaaaaaAaao ooooaaAAAAAop (more beautiful vocalization) AAooAOOoooooo if, jeremy found out i had worked
with another falcon, he would be... inconsolable. are there.... eggs in the nest? yesthereare kevin you need to climb down that tree as
fast as possible do you understand me? kevin? (violence) ... can you go check on kevin what's pep's favorite pie? um, persimmons. oh no it's rhubarb! oh. oh, the pie is rhubarb! the pie is rhubarb. i thought you were tellin, you
know, pep what his favorite pie was. he wants a PIE. yeah he does!! he's gonna control time. (laughter) he's gonna control time okay he's going to eat the pie
of the person next to him TO WHAT END so uh, please join us in welcoming to the stage: from the do good fellowship, KARDALA! (applause) HELLO SUBORDINATES SO NICE HELLO STOP CHEERING. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING... AN ENJOYABLE TIME! HAVE YOU TRIED... POTATO SALAD? (laughter) I HAVE INDULGED FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN POTATO SALAD, AND LET ME SAY IT IS VERY BAD. AND NOW, INSPIRATION! I HAVE SPOKEN MANY TIMES
ABOUT MY LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST. HIS STORY IS AN INSPIRATIONAL ONE TO ME. THE HEALING! THE GIVING! FLIPPING OVER TABLES! THERE IS NOTHING THAT JESUS CHRIST CANNOT ACHIEVE. BUT MY FRIENDS. I PROMISE YOU THIS. IF YOU DO NOT REACH YOUR QUARTERLY PROJECTIONS AND HIT THE GOALS THAT WE HAVE
SO... CAREFULLY SET FOR YOU AS EMPLOYEES NOT EVEN THE INCREDIBLE TERRIBLE POWER OF MY CLOSE FRIEND JESUS CHRIST WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY TERRIBLE WRATH. i need one more of you sweet angels. and you look up and there's eight pigeons on a
line looking at each other, going, "hrr? rr? rr!" folks, i don't... y'all, i don't have ALL DAY. any one of you has the ballistic
properties to stop a fastball. poop or get off the pot. uh, i am going to, uh use lightning speed to punch them all eighty times. i grab my stomach and double over. oh no! oh NO! it's... it's gluten related diarrhea! THE GLUTEN'S GOT ANOTHER ONE and they reset the board that says
"days without a gluten incident" opera man is gonna astral project and his astral projection is now
holding a knife to dr. menace's head. okay? my knife bird is holding a
knife to opera man's head. he knows he's gonna need all the powers. of osiris, and hermes, and saturn,
and hephaestus, and icarus and tenjin so he says his MAGIC WORD
COMBINING ALL OF THEIR NAMES INTO O H S H I T (crowd goes wild) (explosion noises) he spills five drinks!
seen this both on YouTube and tumblr now and I’m still not over it. great work, you took already hilarious bits and pushed them over the edge :)
I love that the second act of this liveshow was literally just Blaseball
I will never understand why they don't give Travis pupils.
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Need more BUNS