[theme music playing] [Tilly]<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
It was the city-est of times,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>it was the countriest
of times.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Ever since Mama moved
to the country,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>life has never been better
for the Green family.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Mama spends her days farming
crops in Smalton,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and Papa sells those crops
at our stand in the city.</i></font> Who's ready to buy some corn?! -[crowd cheers]
-Corn! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Gloria's still living with us
at home in the city.</i></font> Ham thief! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>She's helping run the café
next door with Gramma.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>They've been killing it lately!</i></font> I'm exhausted. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>As for Cricket and I,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>we're having adventures
all over the place!</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>We're city folk</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and country folk,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>all rolled up into one</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>happy little meatball.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Twice the adventures,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>twice the amount of food.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>We figured out
how to make it work.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>But living in two places
does have its downsides.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>For one, our family spends
a lot of time on the road,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>traveling back and forth.
And traveling some more.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And more...</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and more... and more.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Fortunately,
there exists a place</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>for weary travelers
like us to gain respite.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Truckee's Truck Stop.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>This magical place is known for
its gasoline, unique food,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and its tastefully designed
architecture.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Which brings us to you,
lone trucker.</i></font> -Hmm?
-[Tilly] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Our hero on the road.</i></font> Hold on, now. Were you
talkin' to me this whole time? [Pa] Tilly! Don't wander! Bye, Mr. Trucker! How will my story end? All right, family!
Kludge is almost full and then we're back on the road. Papa, we just got
off the road. I've been sittin' for too long! I need to let out some pent up
energy, Dad! [Cricket inhales deeply]
[screeches loudly] -Okay, I'm good.
-[Grandma] C'mon, let's shake a leg. Just a sec, Ma. Look, kids.
I told your Mom we'd be there at 3 o'clock on the dot! I respect your passion
for punctuality, Papa. But with a long ride
ahead of us, could Cricket and I grab
a snack before we depart? Yeah, can we? We've never
actually been inside of a Truckee's,
but I hear they've got the best road trip food ever! I don't know... Mm, pwweeease? Okay. Okay. Tilly's face is too cute
to refuse. Mine too, right Dad? Anyway, here's five bucks
for a snack! I got it, Dad. Whenever it's up to me and Tilly
to make a decision, I always make it. I'm the
chooser! The decider! The-- Cricket, Tilley asked first,
so I want her to decide. Ugh. Fine... A five-dollar bill. Papa. I vow to use this power
to choose the perfect road trip snack! Sure, sure. Just choose it fast! Snack. Snack. Snack. -Faster than that!
-Snack, snack, snack. [Tilly crashes] Honk honk! Welcome to Truckee's! [Cricket and Tilly sigh] -[Tilly] Weeee!
-[Cricket laughs] Wow, Truckee's, your snack
reputation does not disappoint. [Tilly gasps] My gracious...
What a selection... Hey! They got Sourballs! And Dorks! and Taffy Bombs! Oh-oh-oh! Let's get Flibby Flabs, Tilly! -Everyone loves Flibby Flabs.
-Halt, brother. Unlike you, I like to take my
time and weigh my options before deciding. That's great and all,
but Dad did say -we need to
-Just grab something! -Hmmm...
-Ya pick somethin' yet? [Cricket] Now? How bout now? [sighs] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I cannot make
a decision with Cricket
in my ear.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I must do something about
this... A-ha!</i></font> You know, brother.
Maybe we should consider a different snack altogether. Perhaps a soda... [chime] [Cricket gasps] Liquid sure is
a peculiar thing. Countless drops,
intertwined together. Drip-dropping along. Drip, drop. Drip, drop. Tilly, for some strange reason, I suddenly have to
use the restroom. But when I get back, you better
have something picked out! [sighs] I can now decide unencumbered... Mr. Truckee! Well, hello, valued guest! [Tilly straining] Show me your entire
snack inventory, please! Uhhh... O-o-o-kay... Honk! Honk! Nance,
I have some terrible news... We're running about
6 minutes late! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>That's no problem, Bill!</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I'll see ya when I see ya.</i></font> She's furious. You're the only one who's worried about being late! C'mon... Where are the kids? Say, what the heck is wrong
with that guy's bumper? [sighs] It's one of those funny
novelty bumpers called a... truck butt. A truck butt? [laughing] Why do they make those
out of chrome?! That's bright. [groans] Oh, uh, kids? Oh, good!
You're back! We can finally get on the road. [balloon kid coughs]
[suspenseful music] Okay... You've seen every snack. But did I really see their
snack hearts and snack souls? Another lap, please. Uh... [strains] Mr. Truckee's going on break.
Uh, honk honk... [sighs] Why does
this choice elude me so? I'll tell ya why, Tilly... it's because you're too
ding-dang indecisive! What?! I'm not indecisive!
I am being deliberate. We only get one shot at this,
brother. But if you don't pick soon, Dad's gonna make us leave
empty-handed! Just choose something! Not without
careful consideration. I didn't want to have to do
this, Tilly. But you force my hand. Pick something now,
or else I'll open this bag of chips,
and then we'll have to buy it! But... that's
a novelty flavor! Horseradish and Cough Syrup! That's right. Two flavors that nobody likes. But at least it'd be something! Hold on, brother.
Let's not do anything rash. I'll do it, man.
I'm crazy! Gimme the money, Tilly! -Gimme the money!
-[sighs] -Fine.
-Why, thank you. Sorry, Tilly,
but Dad's probably about to blow
a gasket waitin' for us. [car pulls away] Well, we made up the time
we lost at Truckee's. Y'all say I get too worked up. But I never lose sight of
what's truly important punctuality. Isn't that right, kids? Uh, kids? Hmm. The kids aren't here... Must have left them
at the gas station... I left the kids
at the gas station! [car screeching]
[dramatic music] C'mon, Tilly. I know you wanted
to be the one to pick our snack, but isn't getting something
better than not getting -anything at all?
-I suppose... [cashier] Next! [patron] So, what do you
think of my new hat? Love it! Great choice! Thanks! I'm glad I didn't
make the wrong decision. It'd be a permanent reminder
of a lost opportunity. A failure that would haunt
my dreams for all eternity. Yeah, good thing
you didn't screw it up. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. I guess I'll take a pack
of this... Donkey Gum! [gasps] Sorry, Cricket, but I'm choosing the snack! What?! Tilly, no! Come back here! [engine revving] How could this happen? You and your dang obsession
with being on time! We are not stopping until
we get to the kids! [siren blares]
[suspenseful music] [siren blares]
[brakes screech] [tapping on glass] Sir, do you know how fast you
were-- Go ahead! Take me away!
Ah, never mind. I'm too awful to be put
in your nice jail! I'm the worst!
[sobbing] He left his kids at a gas
station. [sobbing] I'm a monster! -[Bill] [sobbing]
-Despicable. I know! [sobs] But for the sake of those kids,
let's get you back there. Follow me.
I'll give you an escort. Ah, thank you so much! But then I'm giving you
a ticket. Ha! [suspenseful music] Tilly, gimme that money! -No!
-Ya better wash your back! [grunting] Ha! Missed me, brother! Did I? You didn't know
that was gonna happen-- Heh-heh, gotcha! Come to papa!
[smack] Woah! Oof! [laughs] Hang tight while
I pick a snack, Cricket! [electrical static] [groans] It's my choice. Just let me
buy the snack, Tilly! You'll never
make a decision! Yes, I will! I just need six hours
to look at every snack that's ever been made! Listen to yourself!
You've gone insane! [climbing efforts] Gimme that money
or I'll scream like a weirdo! I'll scream weirder! [screaming weirdly] [screaming weirdly] [tearing] [Cricket] Whoa! -[Cricket and Tilly moaning]
-[Tilly gasps] -Cricket, the money!
-Don't worry, I think we can
still tape it back together! [breeze blows]
[suspenseful music] [suspenseful music] Okay, I think it's gone. [sighs]
You were right, Cricket. I'm no good
at deciding anything. Honk honk! Kids, why the
long face? Mr. Truckee, this magical place
has so many snack options, it's overwhelming. How was I suppose
to pick the perfect snack? Sounds like you've got
"choice paralysis." Chu-pa wha-pa-da? What's choice paralysis? It's something I deal with
all the time! You see, as a mascot, I have to choose
which customers to greet. But there's just no time
to greet everyone! That's when I use
my window blinders. They limit my view. So, I can focus only on the
people directly in front of me. Mr. Truckee! Where's the exit?
I'm lost! Is there someone talking
right now? I wouldn't know! Puttin' up... my blinders...
[gasps] Ooh, she's got a good one! Cricket, I know how to decide
on a snack! That's great to hear, but our
money just became truck food. How are we gonna buy anything? Kids! Ah! Don't worry!
Duh! Daddy's here! [gasps] They're fine, Bill,
let 'em breathe. Uh... good to see you too? Are you kids okay?! Well, to be honest, it's been
a disappointing day Let me make it up to you!
Anything you want! Uh, can we get another
five bucks? [cash register chimes]
Of course! C'mon, Cricket,
we got work to do! [laughing] Maybe we should wait
here for them. I know, I know! Dang, look at all the options!
What do you need me for? It's your decision! First, I need
to narrow my focus. Brother, pick out
any three snacks. On it!
Okay, what now? Hmmm... let's see. Cotton candy is sweet,
but not filling enough. Spicy chocolate
makes your tummy hurt. While Truck Nuggets are savory,
crispy, sweet, and... [gasps] The perfect snack! -[cash register rings]
-[Tilly gasps] Snack! You got off lucky. Yes, Sir. I gotta hand it to you, Tilly.
This was a great choice! Thanks, brother. I might have been hard on your
speedy decision-making. But without it, I never would
have made such a good selection. And I learned that
at the end of the day, you should never lie just to
impress someone else. [munches] Cricket, that doesn't have to
do with anything from today! Look, we've been on
a lot of adventures, I can't keep 'em all straight. How 'bout from now on, we make
our decisions together? Sister, you got yourself a deal. Are you two doin' better now? -Yeah!
-Woo-hoo! What a relief! I thought
you two would hate me forever for leaving you
at the gas station. You did what?! [chimes] ♪ Oh, we've got cauliflower ♪ ♪ Cauliflower my favorite
farm grown ♪ ♪ Source of power ♪ Fun song, kid. -I'll take some cauliflower!
-Me two! Me three! How much
do we owe, ya? The smile on your face is all
the payment I need. Uh, no! No, we take money! Tilly, honey, Remember, you're singing
jingles to sell things! Oh, right! I keep forgetting because jingles are so much fun, and they make people smile! Just don't forget
about the commerce. That girl sure can make
a mean ear worm. ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Crunchy and orange
And sweet! </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Carrots! </i>♪</font> [crowd applauds] Now that's what I call a jingle! Hello, young lady! I'm Bonny Spark. How would you like to use
your talents to sell products at Big Jiggle! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Big Jingle! ♪</i></font> Tilly, this is our ticket
to the high life! You gotta say yes! Oh, I don't care about all that. I just like making
people smile for fun. That's exactly what I want
you to do with me! On your own,
you can make this little Farmers' Market smile, but if you work with me, you can make
the whole WORLD smile! We love your jingles, Tilly!
They make us so happy! Okay, Miss Bonnie, I'm in! Fan-tastic! Let's just have
a legally binding handshake and then we're all set! And I also accept! As Tilly's talent agent! What's going on?
Should I stop this? Your kids are makin' moves,
Billy Boy. All right, friends! Welcome... ...to Big Jingle! -[Tilly] It's magnificent.
-[Cricket] Wow! We only employ
the top jingle talent. If you do well enough, you may
become the next Rick Razzle! You might not have heard
his name, but you've definitely heard
his jingles. BigTech, Overhalls,
Donkey Gum. He even penned the
Kludge Truck classic: ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Forged of steel,
A workhorse on wheels... </i>♪</font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Kludge don't budge! ♪</i></font> Wow. Think of all the joy
that one jingle brought to the world... Follow me!
I'll take you to your office. Now, we're talkin'! Jinglin' sounds like
the best job ever! [piano plays]
Augh! [bangs keys] Jingling
is the worst job ever! [sobbing] What?
You call this an office? No bean bag chairs?
No chocolate fountain? Where are all the perks?! Never mind that, brother, who are these fine folks? This is our
in-house test audience. We assign them
to all new jingle writers to measure their success. You'll know your jingle's good
if it makes us smile. Consider us a blank slate. And what a beautiful
blank slate you are. -I hope I'm up to the task.
-Not so fast! Girlfriend,
if you want the goods, you gotta give the goods,
ya dig? -Whaa--
-Here's a list my client requires.
And don't you dare skimp on the cotton candy. Tilly, your first assignment is
to help out one of our struggling clients: A clothing company
called Odd Apparel. It's strange stuff, so your
jingle's gotta be good. Why do these shoes have fingers? Heck if I know. But it's your
job to sing about them! I'll leave ya to it! Hmmm... hand walkers... hand
walkers... Aha! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Ha-and Walkers,
Ha-and Walkers... ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Freedom from your feet
And your everyday view... ♪</i></font> Hm.
Now we're cookin'. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Winter style
to melt your stress ♪</i></font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Scarf-Eaze massagers
are the best! </i>♪</font> Hmm... <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Wear it just above your toes
When you're on the road! ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Sneaky snacker ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Is the way to go!
Sneaky snacker! ♪</i></font> No one needs to know! [laughs] Oh, wow! Yeah! Now that's makin' me smile. Now, everybody! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Wear it
Just above your toes ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ When you're on the road ♪</i></font> - <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Sneaky Snacker. ♪
-Huh?</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Is the way to go! ♪</i></font> My office.
Now! Howdy! Hey, can I interest you
in some local organic-- And they're gone. Business sure has slowed down
since Tilly left Why don't you try singin'
about veggies like she did? Oh, great idea, Ma! How does Tilly do it? Uh... ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>This is cabbage </i>♪</font> Um... ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>It is... a cabbage </i>♪</font> Ugh, that was painful. All right, try again. I'll provide the accompaniment. ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Bee-boop bop bop
Ba deet deet-- </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I like cabbage </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>You like... cabbage </i>♪</font> [singing] Walk faster. [singing] Hey, we got some engagement! It's working! This way, kid. Your agent can sit over there. Woo-hoo! Corner seat! I'll be over here
if you need me! I hope I haven't done anything
to offend you, Mr. Razzle... I am offended. Offended...
how good you are! Oh! That's the opposite
of where I thought
that was going. You see,
I got into this gig because singing made me...
♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Happy! </i>♪</font> [holds note] Especially the long notes. Because jingles are so short,
they never have long notes. Which is why
I'm passing the torch -and letting you take my place.
-[Tilly] [gasps] Wha-- I hereby bequeath to you my jingle jacket and prescription fun glasses! Mr. Razzle, I'm honored-- And I promise
to uphold your legacy and spread smiles
across the land! Well, you're off
to a great start. Look at me smile! I can't remember the last time
I felt this happy! I'm free-ee-ee-ee-ee! I can't believe it!
I started from the farm stand and now I'm here! Everyone's waiting
to see what I make next! Heh heh.
That's a... lotta pressure. Congratulations, Tilly! Now that you're the top jingler, you get all the top perks! Free stuff! Now, with Rick gone, I need you
to step up and take one of our
most important clients: Mama Roni's pizza! The Mama Roni's? Your pitch is at four o'clock. And if they like it, your jingle will be heard
around the world. Heard around the world?! How 'bout we celebrate
your success with a little cotton candy? Ah! Uh! No! Tilly, you gotta get in here!
It's a whole other world. I don't have time
for tomfoolery, brother. I'm top jingler now. So, folks
are expecting top jingles... And I've only got a couple
hours to make something... everyone in the world will love. [playing drum] ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Ooooh! </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Cab-bage, let-tuce,
All kinds of legumes </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>All healthy choices
for you to consume! </i>♪</font> In your mouth! Huh? What? Eh, shoulda ended on consume--
but take it away Bill [electric guitar] Daaang! All right, boy! I'm really gettin'
the hang of this! Uh hold on,
let me try that again. ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Nothing competes-a
With Mama Roni's Pizza </i>♪</font> Ooh, I liked that one!
Super catchy! It's trash!
Derivative rhyme scheme, an amateur vocal arrangement! Ugh! Back to the drawing board! I need some pizza inspiration! As your manager,
I get fifteen percent of that pizza! Whoa, whoa, hold on!
How do you stop this thing-- Ah! Brother, please.
I must focus. All right, pizza. Show me how to honor you! [swallows pizza] [smacks lips] Oh, oh!
Something's coming to me! [burps] Not really into
that jingle so much. No! Come on, Tilly!
Where's the pepper?! Hey, I think you're being
a little hard on yourself. You're doing a good job! I'm the top jingler now! I won't accept work
that's just good anymore, I need to be great! And Mama Roni's pitch
is in an hour! Correction! You've only got
56 minutes left. So, chop chop!
Let's go! [piano keys slam] I'm worried about you, Tilly... you've changed since your early
days at the farm stand this morning. You seem miserable! I am miserable, brother... A miserable failure! Ah, I need some air! Tilly, wait!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [Cricket crashes] -[Cricket moans]
-Eh, needs some work... [sighs] Just look
at yourself, Tilly. You've got the chance to make
the whole world smile... And you can't even
make yourself smile. Yo, yo, yooo! It's showtime, folks! [beatboxing] ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Well
We got homegrown corn! </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And farm-fresh peas! </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And we even got
Some honey </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>From our farm-kept bees! </i>♪</font> I've never seen Papa and Gramma
come up with jingles before. They don't even seem to care
if they sell anything or not. They're just... having fun. [optimistic music] Hmm, I think I know what to do! Four o'clock and all is well! Four o'clock? Oh, no!
The Mama Roni's pitch! ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Yeah, I know you want a carrot
'Cause they're ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Good for your eyes
You can trust me </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I'm a farmer
I ain't tellin' no lies! </i>♪</font> Keep the change! Whaddya know, Ma.
Our song sold produce after all! I told you
the people would like my- Phat beets! Uh, apologies for the delay. She'll be here any moment now. -[loud banging]
-Sorry. I'm here! Oh! Our top jingler
has arrived! Where have you been? Well, Bonnie, I guess
you could say I went on a jingle journey
of the soul. [clears throat] Ahem! Well, without further ado, uh,
Tilly will now present the best Mama Roni's jingle
you've ever heard! Thank you, Bonnie. Ladies and Gentlemen, when I first began my career
as a jingle writer six hours ago,
I had a simple goal. To have fun
and make people smile with my catchy little tunes. Get to the jingle. But as I rose
to the top of this company, jinglin' lost its fun. I put so much pressure
on myself to make everyone else happy, that I forgot I needed
to make myself happy. So true!
[munches] So, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back
to what makes me smile. Singing ditties
about vegetables! [slow clap] Eh? Anyone wanna slow clap? No? Okay. Thank you for the opportunity.
I won't be needin' this stuff anymore,
because I quit. And I quit too! But I actually will be needing this stuff. Thanks for the goods,
girlfriend! Wait! What about
your new Mama Roni's jingle? Oh, uh, how about uh... ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Mama Roni's
Cheesy pizza goodness? </i>♪</font> -That's the one.
-Best jingle ever. I still got it. Oooh, now they clap! Hey, Tilly? Good on you
for taking care of yourself. -How do you feel?
-Well, brother, I think this smile
speaks for itself. ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Crunchy, and orange
And sweet </i>♪</font> Carrots! [holds note] He really does love
singing those long notes. ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I got sweat in my eyes </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Lost a bet </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And got bit </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>By 100 flies </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I fell out a big ol' tree </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Hit every branch </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And scraped up both my knees </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I got chased by dogs </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Bit by a frog
Got a rash on my leg </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Dropped a dozen eggs </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I've got splinters
In seven to ten </i>♪</font> ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And, tomorrow,
I'll do it all again </i>♪</font>
