BETRAYAL AND DISGUST | Gmod: Prop Hunt (Funny Moments)

*WHAPSHH!* (Other subtitlers, the entire thing is messed up after 3:14. Someone used auto captions, needs to be fixed.) Wade : Alright picking teams Jack: (Making noises)Bob: 3, 2, Bob: 1, Bob: Go (Jack coughing) Mark: Who is who I can't tell Jack: Ahhh we picked the same teams again you dumbs Mark: Well y a Bob: would some-one switch Wade: ok I'll switch Bob: You switch wade you switch Wade: I've switched Jack: Ahh but know I'm with Wade Wade: Oh suck it Mark: Wow Bob: Jesus Mark: Wow Bob: Unrelenting. Jack: HeHeHe Mark: Wow Wade: Deal with it Jack: This prop does not work Bob: Wade did you just turn into your your drunk aunt who's who's telling you to deal with it at the christmas party Jack: what Mark: Deal with it Wade: Deal with it Jack: Oh my god there's a baby pinned to the wall with a knife over here Wade: Oh I've played this map this map is HUGE!!! Bob: you look like you need some food sir Bob: you look like you need some, there you go Bob: and uh you look like you need some also I know your facing the wrong way but if I just *Jack lauging * Bob : there you go Wade: Is uh, is one of you a floating orange? Jack: I'm reflecting on Jack: life Wade: Wait Bob: Are you in this hall way? Bob: No. Jack: Aren't you glad I'm not floating? Wade: Jack, I thought you were on my team. Jack: Oh wait. Mark: No no no Mark: Wait.. Bob: Wait, Bob: How would- How would Wade and I be on the same team? Mark: Wait yeh- wait what happened? Jack: We're on the same teams again! Wade: Hey orange your too fast Jack: No I'm not. Jack: I'm just the adequate speed an orange should be Jack: There's blood on the floor! Bob: Oh here's some.. oh. Wade: Someone needs to join Bob's team Bob: Someone help me Jack: How do I switch? Mark: How do I switch teams? Wade: Press F1 and click "change team". Mark: Wow. Actually, Bob, that is... Mark: I didn't even know you were there. Jack: I don't think sitting around is allowed on this map, Jesus. Bob: Yeah, baby. Mark: uhhhhhhh Mark: It is, it is. Bob: I'm outside. I gave you that hint. I am outside. Mark: Yeah. Mark: He's, uhh... Mark: That fits amazingly well. Wade: Are you a sack? Bob: No. Bob: Nope. Jack: (laughs) Bob: Are YOU a sack? How's that feel? Bob: You sack! Wade: (cries) Jack: You piece of sack! Wade: Wait a minute, Jack. I think I've found him. Bob: No! No! Wait! Wade: Come back here! Bob: Come on, let's talk about this! Mark: (laughs) Jack: What is he? Wade: Noooo! Jack: What was he? Mark: (chuckling) Ah, man. Bob: (shrieking) AH! AH! AH! AH! Mark: (laughing) Wade: He was a metal pipe sitting on the side of the wood. Jack: Woah! Mark: How did you even find that? Bob: It was- Bob: It was 2v1, man! Mark: Hey Bob, I'm coming behind ya Mark: wait Wade: Oh hey Wade: How's it going? Mark: Uh - shuh - were you waiting for something there, Wade? Wade: Ya I was, uh, waiting for Bob. Wade: Pshhhhhhhhhhh Jack: Are you, like, sniffing? Or fuckin - spaying a hose? Jack: What are you doing? Mark: Ya Mark: I can't tell what you're doing Bob: Hey - fire extinguisher, fuckin come here and listen to me. Jack: ohhhh Jack: You're a fire extinguisher - ok Wade : Yeah he's the one with the knife Mark: (laugh) Bob: Oh yeah he is Wade: No don't cut my cord Bob: you know what this is right now Mark: this place is like Bob: Are you outside or inside Jack? Jack: I'm outside and I can't get inside Mark: ohh you're that big huh? Wade: Ohh Mark: oh ok Jack: No Bob: (whispers) he's Huge Wade: PSHH Mark: god for some reason this map kills my frame-rates. Mark: are you guys getting the same thing? Jack: Yeah every now and then I get stutters Wade: Oh my goddness Mark: For the Chinese Wade: um theres a lot of fish down here Mark: Are you thinkin what we're thinking? yeah there's something Wade: Yeah theres somethin fishy going on Mark: (Laughing) Just Bob goes n' starts slapping everything fish in the water (starts yelling) Wade: What's up buddy? I had a pretty good spot Jack: I didn't wanna be too cheeky- wait come to where I WAS. Wade: I see you were trying to use my metal pole tactics. Jack: Were you the same metal pole? Wade: Yeah, I was that metal pole. *Mark laughing in background* Jack: I was over here. How-how obvious would I have been? Just like right next to this pole. Bob, Wade, and Mark: Oh, yeah, that's nice. That would have been nice. That's good. Jack: The double pole. Bob: The only thing that gives you away is your little shadow...pizza slice shadow thing. Jack: You do realize Wade just ran away right? Bob: That's fine. Mark: Yeah, that's fine. Mark: He did-he did his job. Jack: Did he? 'Cause he didn't find me. Bob found me. Bob: I mean it's whatever. Wade: I--I led him last for you how can you wait sorry can you like jump can you jump up on these benches maybe and the try and like jump across and get on the roof I wanted really sorry yeah we did not mean hey fuck man hurry I i see i see what it is I see how sorry old blood mark I did it was an accident the button is really close to the not shoot button I'm sorry I can't walk slowly so I'm just gonna have to sprint in short bursts away from you okay I shake every bar Jack we say he like his mom oh I was about to kill myself hahaha you know what I found blade and someone has feels better about everything so okay I'm the problem for this bullshit here we guard i'm inside and I look kind of like a dick give you a hint right off the bat well yeah but what does look like shit Jack sling is far away made me do that like weird snores exhale and it hurt my neck there's like mid grass I got a suicide bomb who won oh Jesus Christ I just walked in and that went off so thank you for that i found a ball that gave me a suicide oh wait are you a big prop oh my god you think you kind of look like a dick are you like big ish I'm I'm like medium liebig yeah yeah I think I know what you are are you like a propane tank no they kinda look like dicks yeah I look like a dick from like most from the right angle okay well sorry i'll give you inside for me i'm inside I don't know what the fuck I am I think I'm a bucket of shit with a stick in it oh we're the same thing oh you're that thing yeah it looks like a dick right I mean kind of yeah we're in the kitchen bro okay come on my hey oh oh no oh yeah I'm bananas no I'll all the way wait I'm not running away yeah they're not running away they're just leaving nah I don't know I'm not running anywhere to control them ah there you go i don`t know where mark went i said i wasn`t running away yeah well yeah I don't know what you are going to be probably 50 tell him just tell him wait amazed when I wasn't here I shall probably ran away with a patient of the beam he was fucking me fucking feeds descending below any was great I didn't know you were born up and around killed your ass didn't I hear you do really bad things around on a dad that I was with wait now you know why I might kill did you have last round jackets right big fat zero hey oh I don't know if we get a woman bring 10 hahahaha don't make sushi oh yeah I guess okay I'll follow you fucking stuck in this feeling are you kidding me ok ok I got it I got a clan no I got I got up here Wow cool meet you come on get you out help me where are you I'm in one of the blue tunnels I like backpack sometimes you just gotta let me go mark I'm gonna go where they're happening oh are you are you ready mark No hey Bob please oh it's gonna be up to you okay die everything to you I can't take that level of stress I love you mark oh I have strong feelings for you Oh reciprocate he killed me the interest and create your love I think we're finding out all just two things about our friend Mark like it wouldn't kill you well you don't front like both of us so what oh yeah well then you're not dead what I don't know who said someone was dead we talked about I thought you can't okay you know at last you have is a while ago that's right okay I didn't even realize that I'm stuck so good job me oh hey alright so they're not here wait they're not here another goofin me are you guys really in the hallway where we were stuck oh one of them just a box is just ran away now one of them is a barrel in the hallway mark mom a little fucking whore every night I go back Jack's in the kitchen with dinah that bastard dr. Margot regular kitchen okay all right then someone just wait here than in there I dings here oh he's going back out the door he's a teapot going back out the door now I'm on the way oh wait mark each other well I'm not recognition shut up I on the way now he's a fucking tiny little piece of paper now he's a pipe your dicking with me I fucked myself for sure I don't weird oh I fucked good do hey mr oh wait oh wait are you that I think oh ok Mac Bloo Bloo holy blue homie go go I'm on it I'm on the way you when he ran down here right now this way huh he became some shit check those oh no it's fine no oh my god no what nail glue hallway I'm not exactly as you left where all my god why I don't understand what you have legs actually Oh everyone's perspective I thought you just liked explore what looked like it did yes yeah I like too much help Oh No yes I like here is why you fuck yourself ah no no come in Butte it's ok ok wait wait wait can I cozy drawers dude it's ok we're all friends here poor hun knife down put yourself down oh wait wait another way wait I can't I can't ever be really combat all right ok denon nnnnn engine and approach I'm sorry Joseph II I had to defend myself oh god I fell into the portal the Otherworld coil it that supporters in other words haha wow wow wait wait wait what you're like you're like me levels of ignorant right now whoever that was me wow wow I what I wrong god this is fun so one are you were right here whoa fish into the portal Bob oh you have a life no wow I was trying to do for a very long time with get on the light but fucking impossible good i'm home nice thanks man it's all that uh premature ejaculation what ah shit you be come on game fucking do me like this will stick me I didn't know I was becoming the whole thing that's the worst let me get the whole thing in there there's a ball floating around come on how do they like it for myself up some ethereal shit going on over here ooh wait bob is that where we kiss it's not the blue hallway no way yeah you're the bowling ball this year I printer weight is daunting and why would I do now I'm in the ground all right back what is going on with you I don't know i can i'm like in sight man Rob camera wise ooh I can't see the autumn scene is black and the ground oh god jack oh no that does not look natural Jack sorry though I know inside or outside I been around a little bit you don't just my catcher's mitt is that good no that's better worst record you could face you're about to face yet lock it right there I don't notice then Oh inside my prop my oh my buddy order extra bags of fertilizer it offends Jack it's really funny okay free free oh you're talking about what oh my health was reduced by 20 health points office yeah I got one of those little balls of mine baby like i was gonna bog turtle bro ah but soda can Jack you're in a good never mind you were fine wow I guess is too big of a masterly staying still on them yeah what is it is it uh I'm fucking stock again I hate apple like what does map so much oh yeah cool that that fucking fits their yep oh free blue Holloway what's up okay blow away oh yeah you alway by that's where that's where that happened I don't think it was telling it I don't think it was telling the truth there uh thanks ma'am in the blue hallway I make it easy on you guys o.o jack black r you guys I first found me me are there really good they're surprising linear and near there near near there buddy all right Boosh oh fuck I was gonna look cool but then hahaha oh wow you do look really good Zach right on let me see I want to see how good a close race wait no walk away and let mark find me naturally fucking late now mark did you find him yet yeah naturally wait wait a Mac can you find me I know it tires were joke I know you have deprecated you with this game but slowly as a nice finishing touch walk your rotation Jack I have an idea wait wait wait wait ok I won't pan I didn't see chances that you gave me away hold still hold still my usually cannot know Jackie see I'm gonna shove that inside of him you can't always much ok you gotta relax I gotta relax okay wait whoa I'm relaxing I'm relaxing which end of my which I shoving it in that is not very relaxed ah jasonj this n go for what I have a better idea oh I did damn dunk it right in there is it the suite and break of death wah nails I go in you got me fucking kill me please kill me I don't I don't want to win I know do another time good I don't know it meant a plan no no no come on glamsham thank you where the killer got it no no I don't want to be it hard enough being a fucking human that is the poopin wink back in late to take you jerk oh shit the turtle really deserve that though yeah

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Id: R0x5jXFqDVI

Length: 16min 35sec (995 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 06 2017