[WA-POOSH] Jack: Oh, that worked.
Mark: He-heh! Jack: I'm with the Bumbers.
Wade: Hey Bob! Bob: What's up Wade? We teammates! Wade: Yeah, we gon' win.
Mark: Hi Jack! Mark: Yo-You're on my team! You happy?
Jack: YEAH! Jack: All I see is black though.
Wade: Welcome to the vape shop, Bob. Mark: We're gonna win.
Jack: Well of COURSE we are. Mark: Hmm..okay.
Jack: Okay. Jack: There's a Toblerone--
Mark: The evidence points towards a jar of pickles somewhere. Jack: Mhm. Sniff it out.
Wade: GUILTY! Mark: Smells fresh like Bob.
[Bob and Jack laughing] Mark: Oh yeah.
Jack: There's a trail! Follow the trail. Wade: The trail of pickle juice?
[Bob and Mark laughing] [Everyone laughing]
Mark: I can't believe it. Woah! Mark: That jar was moving.
Jack: There's an egg under the couch. Mark: Is there? What does an egg mean? Jack: Okay. It was a little fried egg under the couch, it wasn't one of them. Jack: It's okay.
Bob: [Laughing] It's just an egg hangin' out. Bob: Don't worry about it man.
Wade: It's good to know that exists though. Bob: Leave my egg alone. Jack: This dude's dead. [Laughing]
Mark: Alrighty then. Jack: This dude just has the whites of his eyes showing, he's dead. [Mark and Bob laughing]
Mark: Wait... Jack: Look at him!
Mark: Oh God. He hit the vape too hard. [Everyone laughing] Jack: He got STRAIGHT smashed--
Mark: Kids? This guy smoked ONE vape. Mark: And he's DEAD.
[Jack and Bob laughing] Mark: This could happen to YOU! Jack: [Laughing] This whole level is just a PSA. [Mark laughing]
Jack: DON'T. VAPE. Bob: He tried heroin once and he died! Jack: This guy EXPLODED when he vaped!
[Mark laughing] Mark: [Laughing] Oh my GOD no!
Wade: It's all 'cause he didn't have the right kinds of munchies! Jack: Jesus.
Wade: He didn't have the food he needed! Jack: This guy had the...
[Mark laughing] Mark: Wait, uh, Jack. That door just opened.
Bob: I wanna come see but I'm afraid you'll kill me. Mark: That door opened and closed. Did you open that?
Jack: Really? Okay. Jack: No. I wanna see. Uh...knock knock! Jack: Ocupado? Bob: ...Go away.
Jack: There's a PENIS under it! [Laughing] Jack: Crouch down!
[Everyone laughing] Jack: There's just...there's just...
Mark: Which one of you is the penis? Bob: I wanna see! [Explosion]
Mark: WHAT!? Jack: There's a straight cock and balls right here!
Mark: What. The fuck. Mark: Hey, wait, look at the wall. Are you seeing the shadow? The puppet show I got for you? Jack: No. Oh. [Laughing] [Mark singing while Bob and Jack laugh] Jack: Oh my God.
Bob: Oh my God I can I can see it a little bit on my side of the wall. Mark: Can you go--Can you go find me a donut? Mark: I need to have an anatomical.
Jack: Oh, God. [Both laughing] Mark: Woah. Hello?
Wade and Jack: Hi. [Gunfire] Bob: Hi. Wait. WAIT! Hang on!
Jack: Hello! Bob: I was gonna find a cool prop for you.
Mark: We got Doritos on the run! Jack: Okay, what are you finding?
[Wade screaming] Bob: Oh, I was trying to become the cigarettes. Now I'm stuck. [Explosion] Jack: Fuck you.
Wade: Everything is so sad! [Jack coughing]
[Bob and Mark laughing] [Laughing continues]
Jack: [Cough] GOT 'EM! Jack: Okay. OHHH yes. Okay. Nevermind. I win. [Jack laughing]
Mark: Okay. Alright, bad news guys. [Jack coughing]
Mark: I don't think you can become the dick. Jack: Aww, that sucks!
Bob: No, it's gotta be possible. That's why it exists. Wade: I never saw the penis. I don't know if I want to see the penis. Mark: Alright. I--I've screwed myself here.
Jack: Yeah. You're fucked. Mark: You don't know that!
Jack: I win. By default. Because I broke the map. [Bob laughing]
Wade: There is definitely just a penis there. [Everyone laughing]
Jack: You've seen the majestic peen? Bob: Wade, the f--the hole in the front of your face looks kinda like the right shape. [Jack laughing] Wade: NO! Get that OUT OF MY FACE BOB! Bob: Wade, c'mon Wade. Wade: I DON'T want your PENIS. Now where'd you go Mark? Come back. Mark: I went everywhere.
Jack: [Laughing] I just saw you pick it up out of frame again. Jack: It just floated.
Wade: Gross. I don't need to know about that! Jack: Hey Mark, how am I doing?
Bob: I come down here for two seconds! Mark: Uhhh...Woah, what the hell? Where--A what? Mark: I don't even know where you--OH! Jack: See? I told ya, I broke the map! Jack: I'll let you know, you guys, what I am, but you have to tell me how good my spot is. Jack: And if it's really good, I'm allowed auto-win, okay? Bob: Okay.
Wade; U-um. Jack: Can you see me? I'm jumpin'. Mark: Ohhh! I see ya!
Wade: Wait, are you...? Jack: If you come to the shelves in the corner.
Mark: I've got ya. Mark: Eh, that's pretty...I dunno.
Wade: Bob. Wade: Bob, do you see this? Up in the top? Wade: Right above my head? Bob: Oh-No I can't actually see you, you sink into the shelf Jack: Right?! (sneaky lil bean) (Mark is trying to talk and so is Wade so it’s gibberish) Mark: A tiny sliver of Toblerone Bob: I mean, I guess it is technically visible, so, whatever. Jack: I'm a toble of bone (I can't tell if he meant "toble of rone" as in toblerone) *gunshots* Jack: Good joke. Bob: Jack wins. Jack: Toble-bro. Jack: I-I said if it was really good, you had to kill yourselves, and I win. Mark: Yeah. Bob: He has to win. That's the deal. Mark: Wade, obey the rules. Jack: You can't even kill yourself properly, Wade. Bob: You can't even do it, Wade. Wade: I'm trying. I'm trying! Jack: There you go. He ragdolled. *Someone hums something* Bob: Yeah, I mean, that was a- That was a pretty pro spot. Jack: Okay, Mark, we're two for two. Mark: Okay, cool. Wait, did we win the first one? Jack: *Sassy* Uh, yeah. Mark: Hey, can you guys become the taser? Jack: Oh, wait for it.. 4:20!! (it's also 4:20 in the video lol) Cue- cue the airhorns. *Everyone laughs* *Jack also edits in an airhorn sound* Aw. Aw. Mark: Sir, give me one vape, please. Jack: Can I have one 4:20 weed please? Jack: Hello. *laughs* Bob: Hey, guys. How's it going? Jack: You were SO incognito. Mark: Did you shoot him in the head?! Jack: *suspiciously* No. Wade: Can somebody help me? I think- I think- I think Jim's in a bad shape. Mark: I-I think I know why he's not really here, 'cause he got a giant hole in the front of his head. Jack: He we- he wasn't there, to begin with. Wade: He's my bald brother! ... Mark: Alright, then. Jack: He's WAY higher than you are. Wade: I don't say this is me in real life, I said this is me in the game Jack: Yeah, didja see what happened to your other brother in this room? *Bob hysterically laughs in the background* Mark: Jim, what happened here? Wade: Y'know, all of a sudden I've realised that it's just not worth it. You can put me down. Mark: Wait. I can save your brother! [Jack and Bob laughing] Mark: Get out of my way. [Jack and Bob still laughing] Wade: Nooo! Mark: Oh, you can become the dick!? [Everyone talking over eachother] (Can anyone hear what they're saying?) Bob: Oh my god, Wade is the dick. He's a little erect-- Wade: WOOOOHOOOO Mark: Wade just assumed his true form and then ran off. [Jack and Bob laughing] Jack: I was just about to make that joke! [Bob laughing] Mark: Oh, sorry. Jack: Oh, it's on his head! He's a dickhead!
