Bestie Picks Bae w/ Jarvis Johnson

so today we're just watching things the interesting thing about the best epics bay is that bestie picks abe that's uh when you figure out your favorite president bessie picks abe but every time it ends up being abraham lincoln yeah yeah yeah but you're on the edge of your seat the whole time i let my college roommate pick my boyfriend i have this yodeling pickle i can't handle this pressure it's pretty self-explanatory but yeah that's the weirdest thing i have hi i'm margaret i'm 19 and this is my best friend hi i'm ruby i'm 19 and today margaret is going to pick me a bae my past love life is fine um i'm not going to like let's see that guys i'm not interested in this wait did they did they tell them that they have to refer to the guys as a bae because like it sounds so unnatural yeah let's see if she uses herself out there more so this is going to be our time to get ruby her new bay i love my friends when they're on dating apps i think that they're so willing to use the word guy especially since like the pandemic and everything it's been like a big time to play on dating abs so far the roommate seems way more excited about this yeah it's like my dating life is fine my roommate honestly she threatened me yeah she she said i'm gonna find you a bae or else and then the roommate's like and i'm super excited for this this is the i've been waiting for this for weeks i feel like ruby like is really about personality so i think like a fun part about this is like the questions really can show you like a lot about the guy is there any like anything else to the premise of this other than the best friend is choosing the bae is there is it like so the way it works it's like an elimination game so the girl on the right is going to be blindfolded the entire time and she's like not in the zoom call yeah then she just has to leave the room um and then she'll ask the guys questions in every round based on the question she just kicks one of the guys out and the the best friend does or the girl does the best friend does they have no say so they're literally just like there's no point of them being there you know i guess just to be able to see them but uh yeah yeah hey my cat keeps talking to me the big flaw that this show has i think is that they always base it completely off compatibility and not like anything else so like if they say a question it's almost like a quiz to like guess which one right the girl like they'll be like oh what would you do for a first date and then they'd be like oh maybe we'd go on like go to the beach and hang out and they're like well actually susie doesn't like the beach so i'm kicking you out oh yeah it's like but we were literally soul mates and it's like it doesn't happen no you can't grow together the whether or not you like the beach is something that's decided at birth yeah exactly they're like putting a lot of thought into them i think that shows a lot about like okay i want to meet the guys that's the best part oh what's her dream baby say in a guy i'm looking for someone that's funny and they always pick like human traits that is dating episode just in general it's wild i'm funny i'm nice yeah i was like i'm looking for somebody with a bowl and like hair see like orange hair yeah they can they i can do it there yeah like i can do without the hair he likes food wakes up in the morning brushes their teeth yeah these are like i mean honestly if i can find somebody with just even half of those that yeah for sure i can do without the good breath if you know they do everything else so let's see so far she thinks they should be funny but also like smart and like kind of informed about like what's going on in the world and stuff like that um and i guess like in terms of looks i don't care that much but probably tall tall is like five people say that all the time and then it's like but like yeah they should be a model but like i don't care for love like i don't care too much about looks like once i'm choosing between 10 different models i don't care so much about looks yeah it's okay to be like i want someone who's hot like it's like yeah yeah yeah it's like you have to be attracted them it's okay yeah oh tall is like five ten let's go i don't care that much though so um my celebrity crush is harry styles um oh okay he's not really like like a hot guy no he's not known to be like or like a tall guy yeah yeah or no he's not funny or charming in any way no there's nothing about him that i think would maybe set the bar too high for these the guy with the with the what is it the laughing pickle what does the pickle do yeah yeah yeah i'm pretty sure like all of these guys like i'm glad she chose someone who the guys can live up to yeah the expectation you know of him for so long so definitely like like his looks and like a sense of humor and his personality if margaret picks a bad guy it's actually over everything is what oh my god it's done it's done oh my gosh well actually i'm pretty scared i don't want to have to find a new roommate like i can't handle this they're like genuinely worried i'm dawson oh let's go lord i stay in dallas forward texas the interesting fact about myself is i believe that i'm the most confident person that you'll ever meet though he already messed it up because he said i believe you should have said i know i'm the most confident yeah it is my sincere belief that i am extremely confident it's just my opinion though not to like flex or anything but i'm like pretty confident i don't want to come off too you know confident no i'm marquise i'm in atlanta georgia i'm age 20. and an interesting fact about me is i'm related to little richard that's my second cousin who also somebody in the in the chat said too old for the guy who was like one year older than the the girl 21 years old he's robbing the cradle get that guy out of there groomer whatever yeah get him out of here look at the subtitle wait so i'm guessing goodbye ruby has something to do with his cousin and then this guy says his head was not integrated yeah so is that a high school musical reference fine he's like i am notoriously bad at going down on women yeah what do we think what is our guest maybe he played troy in uh in the high school musical in high school is called the musical series the high school production um let's see i'm matthew i'm 19 living in seattle washington and a fun fact about me is i once cracked my head open dancing to high school musical oh whoa oh that was like a double that was pretty clever actually yeah yeah this head was not in the game that's uh also amateur stuff that's actually on my list you got to be able to dance tag school out for breaking your head open actually before the first question we're gonna have to kick you out because that's actually yeah pretty big deal something that our bestie hates pretty sure it was we're all in this together and i got in my sister's way of the tv screen and she tripped me and i hit my head and ended up in the hospital and i have a uh race underneath this turtle yeah i feel like the sister is like getting none of the none of the smoke on this one he's like yeah i hurt i hurt myself while dancing in high school musical my sister did uh hit me with a bat but you know i'm aaron i'm 18 i'm from columbus ohio one interesting fact i wouldn't really say it's an interesting fact but something i'm very passionate okay don't say well one interesting thing about me well it's not i'm actually the most confident guy well maybe not the most confident oh my gosh my cat he was cuddling with me this morning i was like laying down and he was just like and he like crawled into my lap i wouldn't really say it's an interesting fact but something i'm very passionate about um i'm a motivational speaker my name is ej i wonder if i can find this guy see his inspirational speaking i wonder if it's like an instagram thing or like because he's 18 like does he go to school is he one of those yeah inspirational speaking i really do hope it's for people younger than him yeah you know yeah it's just hard to be motivated by someone who like is younger than you who like isn't in college yet or i guess he probably is in college my name is ej i'm 18 years old i'm currently in tucson arizona a fun fact about me is that i live in germany i lived during the last five years and why did they not pick people from this girl's school why are you picking a guy from germany this is never gonna work that is like really setting him up for failure like immediately i'd be like sorry like you seem like a cool guy but there's no way i also went you know what's really funny is like whenever like these guys are clearly trying to put it on you know like trying to seem cool and sound cool and stuff but it's just so funny being an 18 year old going yeah i mean i actually been in germany the past five years um it's like you were 13. you've been like you were 13 14 15 16. you're from germany it's like it's not like yeah i was actually doing some time abroad you know like i'm in tucson now but like i'm a worldwide traveler in england for the last two years my name is anthony they didn't say anything about harry potter they just said he went to school in england for two years and they're like what do we know about the uk in school harry potter i want to be your bathing claw yeah it's actually for me i also went to boarding school england for the last two years my name is anthony i am 19 years old i am from corona california which is a little bit south of l.a and an interesting fact about me is i absolutely love the outdoors i surf skate snowboard pretty much anything that involves me being outside the house hi my name is donovan i'm 18 years old this guy's doing a job interview i love him and he brought like he felt like a lawn chair dude i love donovan right now we're rooting for donovan donovan is the first person for him like how did you get in here yeah it's like where did you come from oh i'm currently living in suffolk virginia and one interesting fact about me is i i just like to hang out with you know my friends you know you just vibe and hang out and chill be go out and you know do some fun stuff together hi my name is anthony that's like very adorable i love him he also sounds like he's gonna run for office like tomorrow he's he's he's our king right now this guy could screw right off yeah um 19 years old oh they roasted his camera his camera quality he's actually filming this on an old polaroid camera i bet it's not that much worse yeah north carolina and the interesting fact about me is i'm an old soul and i like all that retro uh oh there it is i'm mustafa i'm 19 years old i'm originally from iraq and i live in miami right now uh fun fact about me is i got the best music playlist so this guy is so he's so groomed you know he listens to you know that drake that playlist is full of drake yeah that actually is a really interesting fact that he has the best playlist yeah music tastes out of anybody fun fact about me is i got the best music playlist so i definitely see some people i got my eye on i decided to see their answers so i met ruth donovan looks like he's gonna kill all of them he's just like he's just got this like just like gaze where he's just like i can't think about anything else except for the fact that if i get kicked out first round like wait is is donovan the job interview guys yeah i would kill for donovan holy [ __ ] first day of school and like she is literally my favorite person she's so funny she has so many different like unique interests like she just knows a lot um she's really smart you guys would be lucky to have ruby as your bae ruby's italian and loves pasta ruby's italian so please give me your best stereotypical italian accent and they're walking here what is it called fredophobia yeah so what is your what are your thoughts on the growing epidemic of fredophobia across the united states exactly that's the that eliminates everyone donovan's like actually uh i think fredo phobia is really it's a pressing issue i think the fact that that what's it like that the national anthem starts the star spangled banner like starts playing behind him as he's featuring his speed i feel really sad that andrew cuomo got kicked out of office and i think it was he was just italian yeah but that was really cool he's just an italian guy so we need to know your favorite pasta shape what's your favorite pasta shape jarvis i like penne uh i also like um what's the one where it's like kind of spaghetti no no uh the one that's kind of like i like um oh shoot my actual answer i i'm not forgetting it what's the little squiggles penne is basic okay i'm sorry rottini yeah rotini is good my favorite pasta is lasagna but obviously it's not my favorite pasta shape because it's just like a square um yeah i don't really know what my my favorite is my favorite i'm like oh shells shells would be my favorite i love shells the jumbo oh yeah what is this one called oh here's the i'm looking at a list of noodle types i don't know but for anybody who's you know going going hard on penne it is you do realize it's all the same food in different shapes right yeah and it's popular for a reason i mean penne is good you wanna say nickname tortellini tortellini is really good oh tortellini is awesome but that's almost like cheap because there's stuff like in it so it's not even just pasta pasta i'm not gonna lie it's probably just fettuccine alfredo because well basic ass [ __ ] that is a zero that's a pretty basic answer but he didn't i noticed he didn't say penne so like we're not around a lot of italian places and this job i work at it has chicken and shrimp pasta and that's like my go-to and it's kind of healthy kind of healthy i don't know about that it's also like fettuccine alfredo is like kind of uh one of the least healthy pastas you can eat like it's just butter basically right my favorite pasta shape is perchini too because i love chicken alfredo come on man can you imagine let me just tell you i am feeling so vindicated right now yeah you should i feel so good i knew life is being breathed into me at this very moment yeah dude why would you not change your answer if two people said it i'd be like i'd do some crazy ass answer i'd be like yeah i'd pick like farfeli or something crazy yeah i love the bit of like like i would watch a sketch where it was 12 people just going like you know the person before me kind of got to it already but i'm going to have to say uh fettuccine [Laughter] yeah oh fettucino alfredo is in a shape but they are saying fettuccine that's a shade yeah well they they were asked for their favorite pasta and it appears that they kind of are answering dish instead of shaving yeah i think it could but he said he's suggested with also some versatility there's no verse it's just a flat noodle bro just a flat noodle it's a noodle shape mine is also fetching no you gotta be kidding me dude are you serious right now i i have i am now nine feet tall i am just bro i am all powerful dude there's no way this many people believe that fettuccine is their fa like i never knew fetishity was even that popular i no one wants to say spaghetti no one wants to say spaghetti i'll say it i know i feel like spaghetti is so mainstream that people don't we've gone back around on spaghetti and spaghetti is now like really you know fancy unique dude you got to be kidding me that this guy decided to say like you're trying to win a date here what are you doing if another one of them says this same pasta shape i will gift 10 subs to the chat i will gift 10 also if the next guest is fettuccine or are you saying if even one says it or just the next guy to keep up the i will say any one person yeah uh well this is the fourth guy to say it right yeah so there's all there's five guys left so chances are you're going to get another guy there's no way the next guy is going to say fettuccine if the next guy says fettuccine i will i will gift she'll like i will unplug my computer yeah i will literally on the stream i just like to eat uh fettuccine outfit especially chicken alfredo after a workout is very good protein you can't he said you can't go wrong what is he going to say no he's going to go wrong he's going to go you just can't go wrong with spaghetti angel hair maybe yeah i feel like that he's there's no way he's going to go wrong with spaghetti oh dude i am a whisperer do these guys know any shapes i feel like they panicked and they didn't know another shape so they were like oh and then this guy's like i got to be different but i don't know another shape besides spaghetti uh favorite pasta has to be it's called mizithra okay this guy's winning like a big time dude what he just pulled out some like crazy ass what i called it i knew this guy would be it but what is that shape you know it's a weird one but it's my favorite it's like with a brown brown pasta it's a brown butter it's so good and then i like it if they don't even know the picture down there see in the shape of bow ties because i like to dress what dude i think masitra is not a type of pasta i think it's yeah no it's a it's miz miz zithro i think it's the way to create the grain or whatever yeah it looks like it looks like it's just this guy's a piece he wanted to sound fancy and then he pulled it yeah it said she it says what is mesif or cheese yeah what a liar he just likes bow tie pasta he sounded so cool though but he did he i think he pulled off the see mean like like yeah you know i love yeah he's like it's kind of weird not a lot of people even i don't know a lot about it but yeah because it's not like because i enjoy it go what do we think he's gonna pick dude donovan's gonna go galactic he's gonna say something like he's gonna be like my favorite pasta shape is just a sheet of raw pasta uncut i think he's gonna pick um oh i'm trying to think of something i think bow tie or i think i think penne maybe well i mean i i like you know just regular spaghetti but i don't like spaghetti and meatballs but i don't know he's like he's not that big of a fan of you know too much meat but but i like i like my spaghetti with meat socks i like wow that's such a loaded answer dude we gotta play that fact he was like i don't like meatballs i don't like meat but i like it with meat sauce sauce which is just sauce with meat in it like it just has like it literally i like you know it's just it's gotta be but i don't like spaghetti and i love this guy but i'm just not i'm just not that big of a fan of you know too much meat but but i like i like my spaghetti with meat socks there's no way they're not kicking them out after this round though like there's no way yeah you know with meat sauce because it's long and skinny just like me oh jesus can we eliminate him in the middle of a round yeah you know with meat sauce because it's long and skinny just cause i'm long and skinny and i have meat sauce inside of me no no thank you i also like fettuccine alfredo oh my god all right all right hey you don't have to do it come on it was the last guy it wasn't even mainstream anymore rules are rules or rules oh my god rules are rules mustafa he really let us down nothing but the main reason i like that and i knew it was going to be mustafa too i knew it oh my gosh thank you shout out to jarvis my soccer team we had a really good day shout out to fettucini yeah shout out to fettuccine alfredo i mean i like fettuccine alfredo but like there's so many other sausage dishes i like more like i think that even if you were it was your favorite pasta dish after four people say it yeah dude you would go you know what i also love it but i'll go with another favorite of mine it reminds me of a good time so i also it reminds me of a good time wait do you have a really good dinner oh um i pretty much eat anything but the main reason i like that is because with my soccer team we had a really good dinner and it just reminds me of a good time so i also enjoy eating it i would say that angel hair is garbage i don't think that's a good pasta shape but other than that did anybody answer angel here no but donovan answered spaghetti and that's close enough you know what i'm but like ruby didn't have to just completely destroy angel hair like that i ate a lot of angel hair growing up so i'm a little offended actually i don't mind angel hair really i don't think it's i don't think it's trash i mean but i don't know i i don't really like any of the stringy pastas as much as i like the smaller more compact stuff we just want to see like um if they know any pasta shapes like if someone doesn't know any like red flag that's embarrassing why would you not know a poster ruby doesn't like um little skinny scrawny little pastas like spaghetti so i'm sorry donna i knew she was gonna kick donovan out over the other guy because donovan's a sweetheart and this other guy's like cooler i feel like we identify donovan very early on as having something special yeah and uh whatever her face is here bestie she's not with it she's not on the wavelength i think that donovan operates on donovan's welcome he's always going to be our bae yeah donovan is our bae and he can come on the stream well you know we all have our interests so i wish it would be the best of luck and stick with your favorite pasta oh my gosh i love this guy i'm not surprised that i got eliminated however it does feel a little weird to be the first one to you know be rejected but i definitely wish donovan for the next bachelor yeah seriously the best of luck ruby's a huge harry potter fan um she's making me watch all the movies with her right now so we need to know what your harry potter house is ruby look on this one [Laughter] but like what what happened someone said someone said someone said don't they always eliminate poc first and like i don't want to be that guy but like they're literally like notoriously known for like always kicking out the black guys first like it happens it happens like almost every time hey ruby look uh i i got it he's gonna say that he hasn't he doesn't know anything about harry potter yeah but girl if you want to know i'd be slytherin in your sheets if you picked me yeah and i think that he knowing how the spaghetti massacre went down just not 30 seconds ago he could google it in like a lot yeah also like who doesn't at least know like one house like it's just it's just like such a pop culture phenomenon oh what your harry potter house is ruby look on this one i'm sorry but i never watched no harry potter okay god what if he actually went super he's like look ruby i mean you probably didn't guess this for me but like i'm durmstrang actually and a lot of people don't get that from me but you know i just had to be real with it yeah it's like some random ass he's like that's actually in one of the unpublished books i got a victor crumb tattoo on my on my back i'm terrified till i die yeah if i was in a house in the harry potter i would be in the house of slytherin uh i'm also a big harry potter fan i remember reading yeah we know dude you have a turtleneck on no offense dude he looks like he's a big harry potter fan yeah he looks like he's waiting in line for a harry potter like book released right now and as basic as it sort of is i there's only four okay none of them are really basic i know gryffindor's base but all yeah yeah but i am a ravenclaw so i don't call me no basic [ __ ] yeah i am i am a you know pottermore said that i was gryffindor i'm sorry damn gryffindor when i take the tests my sisters tried to tell me that i did get gryffindor the first time and then i got away i'm part of that i'm a gryffindor i was every movie no you have it he's actually means in general he has seen there's not a single single piece of film that he is not i've just seen every movie kind of like years ago so i can't really remember the like the groups you know the houses i can't really remember the names of them dude if you saw every movie there's not a single way you can not you would never forget yeah like how could you possibly forget i'm such a basic harry potter because you know he always had like that drive i want to be in the same house well being in boarding school like life was kind of like in harry potter world basically so no probably said gryffindor because basically like gryffindor like we had games and everything in england we play a sport called rugby so i thought he was about to a small underground game yeah you sort of like fly on a broomstick and you have to get this little snitch type thing it's like a ping pong ball it's pretty fun he basically was like you know harry's kind of on that sigma male grind set like and i want to get i want to get after it our team was the best just like gryffindor also why would the other guy just say gryffindor this guy is going to say hufflepuff i call i'll call it he's actually gonna make up a house he's gonna be like especially yeah it's actually this weird house it's actually just technically gryffindor but uh but throw in a little extra because i read because i re-logged into my account on wizarding wizardingworld.com to go and uh remember just like i was just trying to prove to my friends that i was in the gryffindor house because they didn't believe me but um that's definitely my house it's a weird thing to do i don't believe that you're in gryffindor dude look at your pottermore it kind of feels like he like is is wizarding world even the way a wet like website like it kind of feels like he like the chat can let us know but it kind of feels like when you lie and you like add a bunch of details like i did when i was when i was a kid it's like i actually logged in to like am i really in gryffindor.com my friends didn't believe me but when i logged in it said yes you are really in gryffindor it is real okay cool cool and you can trust that i'm telling the truth because i actually was skateboarding that day and i yeah skateboarding with my friend and i got a skull on my foot that looked like henry potter and he was like what's your harry potter house and that's how you know it's like i said gryffindor people said i think he meant pottermore but people said wizarding world is a website wizard i think it's i thought it was the same thing i thought it was like is it the same thing let's see oh it redirects so maybe pottermore is gone and we're just boomers yeah absolutely i got changed all of those movies i was a really big harry potter fan i've only read like one or two of the books i'm a really big fan of percy jackson i only read the first book but i read the synopsis on wikipedia of the of the movie yeah uh but uh i took the test a little bit ago and i'm in the house of gryffindor so they're all they're all just they're literally just picking the one that they heard because noah the one guy said slytherin yeah and the rest said gryffindor or did this did this mother effer say ravenclaw i don't remember i feel like she's gonna she's gonna eliminate the slytherin dude just as an excuse to get rid of it yeah i feel like you can't paint a target on your back and say i'm from slathering i don't know yeah i don't know i would not admit that i watched like i think all the movies and i read a few books but it was kind of like low-key because my parents for some reason didn't want me to watch it i was actually i actually had to uh watch it in a cupboard under the stairs if you believe it like uh i was like a little harry potter myself though uh but i don't remember any of the information yeah he's just like he starts going into his childhood he's like actually a big hairy man came into my front door he came into my potter yeah yeah and a bunch of letters came down my chimney but basically to answer the question i don't remember any of the name stuff yes basically what house am i in uh a two bedroom so i don't really have like a favorite house but that just gives us an excuse to re-watch it together because then at least i'll kind of get my memory jogged again so get my memory this guy is this guy wants mustafa to win look at him ready yeah i'm gonna have to just say that because i wasn't ready to take the test so ruby's excited i wasn't ready so funny isn't that the guy he's like hey girl i don't know a thing about harry potter why did he react like that that's so funny ruby's accepting of all different houses oh okay oh but she like how they're wearing this basically the same outfit but like a different a different smash bros outfit but the same color scheme their palette swap someone who's not into it at all so i'm sorry dawson no i understand i feel you um i gotta get back to rescue and i just got my wisdom teeth out so wait is that the guy who said he's uh i i believe him i believe him dude look at this look at this dude's like what the hell is going on it's all good i'm kind of i'm kind of jealous a little bit no you know i'm handsome though you can't lie about that though so it's all good no disrespect to the girl who's in there everybody wait wait wait wait wait wait wait back up the total [ __ ] dude is insane it's all good i'm still cute i'm still cute i'm still pretty dope no disrespect to the girl dude it's so bad it's all good no disrespect to the girl who's into harry potter but i was always out the house trying to find ways to get some money cut him off before he gives this explanation her loss you know ruby loves going to congress and he's very pretty it's like uh actually it's a little messed up because i was out there providing for my family instead of reading or watching harry potter that guy really pulled the um yeah so like i never uh read or watch harry potter because i was outside touching grass you [ __ ] nerds it must suck to know stuff about that fictional world that was easy we got jarvis on the screen now let's go i didn't watch any harry potter because i was too busy hustling i was out making making money putting bread on the table for my family so i want to know what the last concert you guys went to before lockdown us or who you want to see next when concerns start again she was broke at the end of the day i feel like she was just like about to misspeak or had misspoken and just like broke a little bit knock down us or who you want to see next when concerts start again i haven't been to a concert yet but i almost went soon he's never been to a concert concerts start again i guess like they're young that's interesting i mean that was like i went to concerts in high school but it was like all of me during college and high school was in in like that second half of high school was just going to concerts that's all i did and provided money for my family of course yeah i was out there on the street corner reading harry potter yeah and and providing for my family concert tickets are also expensive but yeah it i feel like you could also like when i was in uh high school the concerts i went to were like local bands and stuff but i i'm from like a music town so um oh it's saying your video for some reason isn't synced with your audio wait try speaking again maybe it's because i wasn't in discord oh yeah it's me okay i think it's just because i wasn't in the window okay should be good now almost went to a raw wave concert last year but it didn't happen just covet but looking forward to it i really want to go to a concert with for um travis scott i feel like his vision i don't know who rod wave is i think rod wave may have been one of the bad frame for this guy rod wave might have been one of the double xl freshmen he's like uh yeah yeah yeah uh-huh i only remember him because he was in the ciphers and he's he's pretty decent nice uh the last concert that i went to before lockdown was a hosier concert at the greek game oh of course you did dude oh where are you gonna see next dude car seat head rest come on yeah dude oh my god and looking forward i think the next concert that i would love the trans-siberian orchestra is a green day oh doing a trio tour okay interesting i think that i had tickets to that nice all together it got cancelled and then i didn't want to wait er i got canceled because of covet and then i didn't i like refunded my tickets instead of going to the new one because it happened like kind of before i was comfortable going out but you know i'm with it i'm with it someone said my friend went to that boy didn't show up yeah because one of the crew members got coveted and they didn't think like they just didn't do it for covet safety back from quarantine i've never been to a concert but there's many i really want to go to um i'm very interested in like brent faiz i think um don't go yeah i'm very interested in them the last concert i was in was what i saw was um a little a little yachty concert nice it was in germany it was quite cool we get it man you live in germany it was quite cool because like all the signs were in german the whole time and like they served like german beers and food there as well my ticket was actually in german also my ticket was in germany yeah the concert also took place in germany if i mentioned that yeah where i also reside um but in the future i would want to hopefully see a frank ocean concert even though he cares about us all right i don't think he cares about it yo ej's i'm on i'm on team ej now just for that one he's a frank ocean fan class concert i went through this guy his last concert is going to be um i'm trying to think of what he'd be into man what would this guy like he would say like harry styles would be the real like uh people please remove yeah toby keith paul mccartney yeah he's going to oh change smoker smokers i think he's going to be one of those guys that's like into it's like an old head you know he's like oh yeah i saw elton john like alone oh i postmodern an appreciation for literally every single type of music so um he's like even this right here baby yeah let's see i'm actually actually have my setup right here i'll just play one of my new tracks this one's called be my bestie or be my bang [Laughter] admit i'm a little bit of a soft boy sometimes and uh some of the some concerts that i'd like to go to in the future are justin bieber harry styles and shawn mendes i also look i would go to a sean mendes concert shawn mendes is great i don't know why the video won't won't work with it i'm starting to get pissed off if somebody said i'm trying to think of what other uh what other concert stories i want to hear i do like that people are saying the concerts they want if someone says uh ariana grande that's a plus in my book okay let's let's keep the concert i went to is elton john oh what okay here we go and i was going to go to billy joel and the rolling stones over the summer we should have known this dude was an old hood yeah we really should the next concert i'm willing to see would be billy eilish i'm a real big fan of her um okay interesting so i've never been to a concert actually i was surprised but they would have to be drake i have to go to drake make sure we got yeah it's like vegas so um future concert wise oh you're so close be honest my genre of music that i listen to is like all over the place no verbally i would want to like listen to drake oh there it is there it is i'm gonna be making any more concerts but i'm definitely open anything also bad bunny because i always hear everybody talk about bad money and this guy just this guy's music case is not all over the place because yeah uh actually it's kind of all over the place i'm really into lil wayne and drake and like nicki minaj um kanye west future bad bunny and drake is literally like the like they're like all together on a song they've like all collaborated yeah like super super connected with it so i feel like i'm missing out so i'm trying to catch a vibe ruby likes a lot of different styles but she's not really into um rappers quite like post malone so sorry anthony number one well it was nice you guys wow i don't really have much else to say yeah gosh i feel like he had way more potential i love the cut the emotional cut i was just going with my friends what what did he say i feel absolutely robbed i really did think i was going all the way i mean i like post malone but i was just going with my friends what city or dude i'm surprised because he said the harry styles thing why would she kick him out yeah also many other people like said rappers yeah country do you guys want to travel to when and people who are more rat like post malone's not really a rapper trick shots are done i don't know but for some reason i really want to go to dallas texas weird wait what how did she phrase the question because i guess when she was like what country do you want to travel to uh let me try just going with my friends what's going with my friends or country do you guys want country texas that's so funny yo the for your first country i want to travel to dallas texas or houston i don't know why but i've always been drawn towards check out what it's like it was like one of the biggest states in america so gotta have something interesting to do right now i'd have to go germany i was supposed to be the other guy no i can help you out with that yeah yeah i actually am from germany and if i were to go i've actually been to a lot of these um but if i had to choose it's fool it's so hard yeah i've been to germany uk of course yeah it's like i've made a best friend on this call that i want to visit studying abroad there this past semester but obviously that well we studied a book happening and so the furthest out of the country i've ever been is canada so i would love to to get over to europe and see what they have over there my next trip while i'm planning to actually go hopefully over the summer i want to go oahu of hawaii okay um this is very beautiful there um it's very green i was talking to my brother about it recently and i just want to go there and travel have some good time there well living in europe or in germany no way dude like we know man we know we know you live in germany i've been able to like see all over i've seen like france spain i haven't seen italy actually so they want to check check out your home home town or your hometown your home she's like no dude i'm like thirty percent of time i'm yeah she's like i've my my family has been in america for six generations your hometown or even west africa actually yeah i think it's a cool place yeah so my parents travel extensively and we plan a trip after covid goes away to nice france and um then uh i always wanted to go to new zealand because that is the most beautiful place in the planet to me so i would always want to go there i think i would want some place kind of tropical but some place with a different culture so probably like somewhere on the coast of portugal or something i think that'd be a vibe very different very nice which would be dope so he like sounds like he's just got through watching like what's that dude uh i can't remember the rapper's name but i feel like like a music video where somebody's like all the beats that's like the vibe interested in things outside of the united states seeing new cultures new places so i'm sorry marquise but bye i'm just very excited to have to meet you guys and be on this live so i just want to say the best of luck i hope you get to travel outside today i'm a country one day that's all i kind of knew after i said it that yeah it wasn't all right it's gonna get me eliminated actually i was surprised that lasted as long as i did ruby loves little i mean he also had to go first things in her room so we wanna know what's the weirdest thing in your room right now whoa what do you think she means by keeps weird things in a room like i doubt it's weird you know what i mean she's got a little he got a little a minion figure yeah she's got like a little knick-knack from when she was traveling yeah you know it's like from jamaica yeah so goofy this guy's like i've got a yodeling pickle she's like oh yeah yeah okay that's what i'm i'm concerned about these guys are gonna be like really airing out their uh dirty laundry i know i've got this this four in one sucking frick sex toy yeah i've got a i've got this gatorade bottle that i fill with my piss crab puzzle box for whatever reason crabs used to be my favorite animal and with this box it's sort of tricky you got to pull that and then you can take this off the top slides off and then this comes out and then it's okay just showing hurry up and off-brand rolex that i bought in new york uh but so this is probably my weirdest knick-knack i don't know if i already have a knick-knack but um in school we used to like create like clay pots so i have like a clay pot it was kind of in the time where i'm not going to show it to you i was kind of like heartbroken so i had like a heartbreak on it was like that's so funny imagine like heartbreak pottery like you just freaking go you're like man i need to funnel this energy into something and then you just yeah oh my god your heart out into this little pot yeah and you're in for trade so the weirdest thing at home is um so i play rugby for usa and um during one of the games i i tore my boot and i keep in my room just for memories and i have this yodeling pickle pretty self-explanatory but yeah that's the weirdest thing i have thank you so i don't really have anything crazy in my room but but did ej i'm still stuck on did he say he plays rugby for the usa yeah that's what he said i'm still confused because i'm like yeah you went to school in the uk you obviously live in germany since you were like in middle school why do you play it for how do you play for the usa yeah i also love how mustafi's about to be like i don't really have anything weird so i guess my weirdest nicknack is this rolex watch i got like it's like this uh cuban link chain uh but what i wish i had in my room that was crazy i used to have was like this frog it was like gangster frog i guess but when you press its foot against your shoulder it's your birthday and it would like do some weird dance moves so i wish i had that i think that would be like my weirdest thing but it's also something i grew up with so that's the only thing i wish i still had the little that sounds really good that's better than i could have imagined yeah it's more of just like an everyday kind of item to have in the house so i'm sorry aaron but he made it he made it himself and it was not everybody has a clay pot they made and it was in a time of dire heartbreak yeah it's like i don't care about your heartbreak yeah everybody doesn't have a heartbreak pot that's not normal yeah i appreciate it tonight she doesn't have a knick-knack anything that you know could really be interesting so as we said before he loves concerts we love going out to dance so we need to see your guests you know he talks for like five minutes he just cut him up uh if i had to pick a goat yo dude he's gonna say i was gonna say he's gonna do high school musical oh yeah the i would i would grab a basketball and do the get your head in the game dance yeah i would fake right and break left just like coach taught me to dance move it's something that i've been doing for years i remember at my aunt and uncle's wedding spongebob it was probably the latest i've ever stayed up at their after party and i got up on stage with the band it's probably the sprinkler so just a little bit of this always seems to get that's getting him eliminated he's gonna get eliminated so i think i have to go sprinkler it does not work with any sound prince of bel air and my favorite carlton is he about to say the carlton oh yeah for sure he's going to be like the move is actually what we like to call the german jiggle something every character's name i was like the gesh gins of galaire yeah it's starring gill smith yeah and it was just sort of the fresh prince of bel air but in germany and everyone's name started with a g right one of my favorite songs is um jump bonded by apache oh what that's like yeah if we had music then they'll be better but okay don't wait oh no this is a big risk [Music] i feel like i would give him points for doing it i feel like he didn't do a bad job at the dance dude what a left turn all of a sudden from going from fresh prince of bel air and then one of the most famous dance moves ever yeah no i feel like he actually took a risk too yeah and i in my eyes it paid off like yeah that all me and my friends do uh basically nervous to our ankles and we sort of just i was like worried he's about to start head-banging the lower half of me but you you keep your legs shoulder-width the shoulder oh god you keep your arms out and you just kind of bob yourself the whitest [ __ ] i've ever seen dude when i saw elton john and he was playing benny the jets this is what i whipped out this is the dance move i whipped uh you actually brought me on stage for this one yeah he brought me on stage i started doing the sprinkler and then i thought no no i could do better to the beat now i think i've embarrassed myself enough this zoom call for one day so i'm gonna leave it at that i don't have a specific one i kind of do like a combo pretty much let me see if i can if i can do a combo frame so it's just like a flight you say i hit him with kiki do you love me yeah of course of course he doesn't that was kind of like a little vibe this guy kind of gotta hit one for the boy you know the little hot smoke kind of thing this guy is a walking stereotype of like i know drake out like your common drake listener what bothers me is that the editing put this like country song behind him and that's not fair like i feel like everybody else got at least an appropriate song yeah because he like i don't think his dance moves are bad he's just yeah he's the drake stereotype yeah and then uh yeah then i kind of finish it off it's kind of a vibe i don't know it kind of comes and goes sometimes i'm like michael jackson with it and sometimes i'm like me with it so you know what i mean dude he is drake he's like he's like saying he could he literally said he can dance like michael yeah didn't that like just happen in an interview or something he said well it's a in a drake song oh really that's like yeah a good dance like michael jack son you should satisfaction a dance move and like also my friends and i like to like go out to concerts and stuff and dance so we just want to see like someone that could do that you guys all did amazing i loved every single one of those but one of them was serving a little bit dad at a barbecue so i'm sorry matthew no i ate a barbecue it makes me uncomfortable when they say serving am i i'm not gonna start we're not gonna start this conversation right now i know this is a very nuanced conversation but i think we can stop with the in the it's giving yeah i'm not a big fan of that yeah yeah it's just yeah as a fair comparison looking forward to my life i very well may be a barbecue dad at some point so i understand you will best of luck you will it's in the car if you're on a date with a guy at a concert you probably don't want to see him bust out the sprinkler so i do understand and i think all the other guys had had great dance moves so it makes sense we would love to hear your go-to pickup line that you use on tinder if you meet a girl dude i feel like mustafa might be in the running here it might be mustafa it's music there's no way that dude i feel like the pickle guy can't win unless it's for the meme yeah she would not like that guy and i know ruby she would not like that guy no yeah it's like we've actually yeah we go way back yeah i'm to be honest i don't use tinder like that like i'm just well usually in person if i see like a girl just like hey what's up um how you doing you're fun i don't know it's not like that something cheap i don't know if i had to uh say one it would be like um you have eyes like the north star wise men want to follow it [Music] kind of music follow it or follow them dude your eyes are the guys um guys are going to follow you yeah she's like wait guys are going to follow me your eyes are like the north star and you're going to lead me to jesus christ you're going to be followed because of your eyes three wise men with a lot of money are gonna start following you let me download tinder and meet people with corona everything i don't really i'm not like a pickup artist but i think one line i remember saying oh oh no not a way to start not a way to start a sentence i'm no pickup artist i do sell courses but that's not really my main beer i actually sell nfts for a living yeah i'm actually uh i'm actually a dogecoin millionaire yeah it was like i think are you a dry prune because i think we should date i think it was something like that like like they i don't know i this might be my makeup break i don't know but i said that i just why did everybody commit to complicated pickup lines that they could barely remember and then like and then bailed out at the last second it was like i don't know actually also dried prune oh yeah it's such a funny i think can you think of a less a less appealing thing to describe oh really jesus nothing too serious or like too like cheesy and romantic but like something funny i'm really impressed with your improvision but it didn't really come in provision yeah that doesn't make sense oh well improvisation i think should admit yeah number two fine i'd say i'm heartbroken but i only met you like half an hour ago uh stay groovy and this was all swell thank you that guy is such a weird energy i know it's like this energy where he like isn't he just says like he's like this is the person i'm going to be and then stay groovy with no i like looking away from the screen stay groovy i guess that's how the saying goes you know the saying three smart asses are gonna follow you your eyes yeah you're gonna give you watch your back because frankenstein watch your back because the wise men are coming i mean it's a pretty bad pickup line i mean i would have eliminated me too damn so finally why should i pick you to be ruby's bae i want you guys to be groveling and begging me to choose you oh god i think i'll be a good match for roo because um i'm willing to travel wherever she will go from germany to the us yeah i have a passport i don't know if i mentioned i'm from germany i work visa i do rugby there i'll always be there for her if she needs someone to talk to anything just if she wants to go to italy again then i got her i love how he pronounces it he's done it every time yeah every time and he said it a lot strangely italy i'll go to your hometown in italy it's sally i don't even know how i announced i've never been to italy if she wants to go to italy again then i got it oh my god i don't get the way it's because there's no extra there's no difference in like any pronoun pronunciation besides like the t but i don't really the t is capitalized in italy and no other letter is yeah italy um i mean i don't have the money for it but i'll do nothing confidence and like they should like it's so funny because they're so young right and they're like trying to it's like i could really pick you up and show you the world well i'm 18. um and i don't really have a lot of cash but like theoretically we could build something that we could save and go on a trip yeah pretty much i think i have a really good personality that can kind of vibe and bring the energy whenever you get it you can vibe i'm the kind of guy right something needs to happen i'm also able to make it happen like i'm pretty committed kind of guy but i also like to have fun because i feel like life's too serious sometimes um also just in case this might nudge me over or not i've done a little bit of boxing in taekwondo and some wrestling everything goes down i got your girl you know what i'm saying good hands um and uh yeah i don't know i just think i'm overall fun and uh yeah i'm just kind of go with the flow guy i guess it's jesus that was a lot i don't know what how i feel about it like she's gonna pick drake i think she might but like it just doesn't seem like this girl would like i don't know yeah i don't know yeah we know nothing about her personality poor thing we really don't but from what i know i don't know unless drake and he's like come on girl we can catch up we could catch a vibe we can survive we can go to the beaches of portugal we can dance like michael jackson only time to announce the winner um thank you guys so much for your awesome answers but i'm gonna go have to go with ej as i'm glad i made it this far at least i was into a guy who lives in a different country cool yeah i know that they really set her up for failure like i like ej too but they're literally never going after those two yeah i'm just glad i made it here you know i'm staying at wakanda forever man i know you'll you'll take care of it bro oh whoa that's a weird comment to make there's gotta be more context to that yeah i feel like they had to have had a question that was like what's your favorite movie or something and he said black people they had to have had a wakanda forever conversation like somewhere and i think you just don't don't go what caught you forever you really screwed them over if that's the case they really if i i'm like it just would make so little sense for him to come out of nowhere with wakanda forever yeah i don't know guys i was in top two yeah i'm just glad i made it here you know i'm saying wakanda forever man i know you'll you'll take care of it brother you know what i'm saying so uh he was with it too he was like yeah of course forever so i appreciate the good experience oh he said someone said he did the wakanda salute when he said he could protect her and i got your girl you know what i'm saying good hands um and uh yeah i don't know i just think i'm overall fun that's just such a normal because he said i could protect you because i do taekwondo or whatever so did the other guy just go like this because that's like i wouldn't immediately be like yeah wakanda forever i'd just be like this is like protection you know weird yeah he looks really happy but i'm like a little worried like this is going to be really awesome now i think i gave a strong effort what happened to his mic quality he took his michael i appreciate the good experience i think i gave a strong effort i feel like i was like in the middle like i feel like my ego was kind of like yo i'm about to just blitz through this but then part of me was like you know what i'm i'm grateful if i even get more than like two minutes i just kind of wanted to not be the first one out dang oh weird dang i see you're riding hi what's up what's up really pretty wow oh no oh no this is awkward dude you said i was not expecting that yeah don't do that really nice you seem really nice oh i don't like this okay we'll watch it not expecting that you feel really nice you seem really nice thank you too i smile at everything yeah ej no no sweet answers you can tell like he's a really genuine nice guy he's like seen a bunch of parts of the world he lived in germany you see yeah she knows he lived in germany bro she was there yeah yeah remember um and he just seems like a really cool interesting person i just thought you guys would get along i'm ej obviously um yeah i think we'll have a good time if we ever know no oh no he seemed like a really sweet girl and everything down the earth yeah i know i think i liked your answers a lot thank you having that like wide of a selection and to hear all their answers it just really like allowed me to see that there are so many different types of guys that are treated right stress headache my bestie picked my bed i think she did a good job thought spaghetti was basic and you are you already said that you didn't really like spaghetti or something like oh no they're just alone he eliminated donovan because he likes spaghetti so i thought i was gonna be it but one of my favorite pastas is gnocchi i don't know if you've ever had that oh my god have you ever heard of gnocchi it's kind of japanese it sounds like yeah it sounds like asian-ass food oh my gosh gnocchi is good though gnocchi's great but it's just so funny to be like i don't know if you've heard of nyoki but it's like one of the most popular pastas out there but also it's like different it's not really a pasta shape because it's made out of potatoes and not like made out of potatoes yeah so it's not really the same it's like saying you like freaking like ravioli because it has meat in it and the other ones don't yeah precisely yeah look forward to it yeah i didn't think i wanted to get this far too i thought it was gonna like get out like one of the or the second person to be honest i don't know but yeah i'm happy um he seems great yeah he's right there he seems great um i don't remember all the question answers but like when i remember it seems good i guess my bestie did pick my bae from what i can tell seems like she did a good job when i first saw like first i think his first like um like don't want to hear her like feeling herself about how she picked ej she's like honestly like it was like a 30 minute process he's like honestly i knew from the very first moment like he had a great answer when he when he mentioned germany the first time and i was just like wow this guy's gonna go the distance yeah thinking about like living in germany and england i was like oh that's what cool i wasn't expecting to predict what she said yeah literally literally said exactly what you just said there's a couple other guys that i could tell from like the start that would seem like they would be kind of her type but then like the more i heard his answers the more i was like okay yeah he works he'll be a good guy i don't know who it was that said uh frank ocean for the content yeah wasn't that him wasn't that dj i think so i hope so yeah i don't know but that was a good answer thanks for watching that's what i'm saying wow that was hard that's hard to get through they did not really pick a very camera ready person to be the contestant no offense but but what are you trying to say i'm just saying she was a little awkward she didn't she wouldn't seem excited to be there she definitely did seem like uh she was dragged there by her friend yeah her friend seemed ready to go and her and ej just did not mesh thank you all for joining us today if you're on youtube hop over to twitch on old time over here um and thank you to jarvis for joining us thanks for having me uh thanks chad for having me as well bye

Channel: greenisnotnick

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Length: 61min 22sec (3682 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 16 2021