Jarvis Johnson Reacts to Fact or Fiction #6 (w/ Stanz)

okay i'm back perfect you missed the film rice sound i'll let you hear it again [Music] i can't wait to see what the uh picture is i i know it's one of the the best parts and then the other best part is the very long wind-up of jonathan frick's walking into into the frame they spent a lot of money on this set dude yeah they really did they spent all the money that they couldn't afford a newspaper [Music] the real and the unreal often live side by side he always just says one line that's like there's a dichotomy between fact and fiction and then beyond belief fact or fiction i hate the random capitals random lowercase it's so upsetting it's such a oh hosted look at this what is that they're like a conspiracy thing like spongebob case or whatever you actually put all the capitals with capitals you get a message it tells you that these all they're all true you have to be very careful we live in a world where the real and the unreal live side by side where substance is disguised as illusion and the only explanations are unexplainable can you separate truth from fantasy to do so you must break through the web of your experience and open your mind to things beyond belief [Music] i do also love that when you literally think about the phrase beyond belief it's like you should you should not be believing these things because they're beyond that yeah in this drawing oh profile of a couple about to kiss or a candle take another look it's a candle lighting the darkness and they've got really big foreheads that's my favorite thing about this i mean it could be either right it could be either of that's the whole point of this don't tell me that it's a candle it's not one or the other also it's two mega mines side by side tonight we will shed some light on stories that straddle the line two jimmy neutrons kissing it's also crazy that's not a candle what kind of burn would cause those weird like humps on there i feel like it's like a like a beauty and the beast like candle or something yeah it's got a face the candle's about to make me act up dude dude chillax we'll tell you which or which at the end of our show and keep in mind as our show unfolds the profile of falsehood can often obscure the glow of truth what does that mean oh i don't know but no it's because the profile like a face and the glow wow actually so deep yeah i know the the for the writing being so bad on the um on these stories themselves all of the writing budget is going to these like bars from jonathan franks i actually assume that jonathan frakes ad-libs all of them he looks at a picture and goes okay i see what this is let me just hit him real quick that's i love that he needs a cameo where he's just like yeah that's canon right now he should just start saying it because who cares right why not yeah yeah when you're behind the wheel at night is there anything more disturbing than someone behind you who's driving with bright lights yes there is yeah i mean i have lots of things but you know what i'll go with you jonathan oh yeah yeah we'll follow you on this one sometimes drivers do it to let you know they want to pass sometimes they're unaware their brights are on and he's literally explaining why it's not an under an unnerving yeah oh these are all very normal things don't even worry about you think he he's like is there anything more disturbing because uh it could be done by mistakes you're crazy for being concerned about that yeah sometimes drivers do it to let you know they want to pass sometimes they're unaware their brights are on in other times it's a ghost story the reason is much more ominous the big three hey don't do that oh is this um uh okay i don't want to spoil it for you or unless you want me to i think i know this story okay well uh don't spoil it for me and you can okay i won't spoil it i think this is like the classic urban legend yeah oh okay here all i wanted to do was rent a car and visit my sick grandmother now i was totally lost and something's telling me i better figure out this map by myself i've learned you don't show weakness in a situation like this care for a little more no thanks i guess i've had enough take care of that oh no i hear them at the pool table you don't know me starting bobby moynihan this looks like a bobby mighty hand character to me that's unnerving i know the pool the bull have you ever have you ever heard anything more unnerving than a game of pool the truth is the loud noise is just them hitting the balls holy [ __ ] dude whenever he explains it it does make so much sense uh hi my name is uh gunner how you doing oh actually i'm a little tired well do you mind if i sit down oh no uh i'd really like to buy you a cup of coffee this one's true sometimes random guys we'll uh talk to you well thank you but um well i've already had three cups and i gotta get back on the road oh no he's going to follow her with his uh his flashing lights oh i'll get this way that's very smooth i want to run out of here but i'm going to walk out calmly i can hear their ugly comments and i can feel their eyes on me no trophy tonight gunner she i okay i mean okay i get it but also he just waters i know what you want to say i know like what like this like come on but i'm not a woman in a bar that's true it's true i i think that i think that like what she's saying is a hundred percent like normal the the visualization of it was kind of just like this yeah finding his own business i really like you i'd love to buy a cup of coffee no that's okay have a great night and just [ __ ] freak and it's like okay like uh like like uh but the sentiment there's nothing wrong with the sentiment i it's all in the the storytelling device yeah yeah i don't know production value yeah he steps behind me that's good i wish it were a bigger parking lot so i could disappear between the cars but i'm in plain view right now maybe i'm being paranoid but i feel like i'm being followed quickly yeah i mean this is scary or i get out of here yeah it's very scary you're gonna love this one this is like the hero's journey of i love this is a reversal of the roles too like yeah this is a classic story gunner gunner is a is a well-known story in fiction he's a well-known guy and he loves to buy you a cup of coffee he's a time traveler he helps everyone it's like um forrest gump but it's gunner going back through time offering random historical figures coffee yeah that's hillary clinton oh no [Music] now my big challenge is to stay awake that coffee didn't do much good besides i didn't even get to finish it the radio that should keep my mind alert for a while the next place i stopped is going yeah what a bop she's like luckily 97.1 was playing straight bangers that night i took a glockenspiel [Music] oh no what's this i bet it's that creep from the bar why does he have his high beams on they're blind oh my god well i'm not going to stop why does that that that camera didn't look like a car it looked like a monster like approaching his head yeah they're blinding me it's running so fast down the highway what are you doing [Music] my chat is like oh it's this story and i'm still oblivious yeah i think you'll know it once you hear it or maybe you haven't it's a good classic story although i think what you learn from it is not necessarily good okay it's like it's not like afterwards you're like oh yeah totally you'll see okay just past me already oh don't do that there's some good horror angles the uh sorry this frame the like the angle of the truck makes it look like uh makes it look like larry the cable guys character in cars yeah mater yeah look at him [Music] oh come on [Music] oh crazy dude this this would be scary i i'd terrifying absolutely [ __ ] out yeah yeah [Music] so what's up the sound it takes make it sound like it's a need for speed won't give up this is a long time to do this yeah oh my god hello what did she got a car phone she has a car phone dude she's doing well for herself hello can you hear me [Music] yeah i need some help i'm i'm being followed by somebody in a pickup truck i'm going south down old river road i just passed miller's junction [Music] can you hear me this is like the scariest story i've seen on this it's terrifying i'm like pretty like this is not fun yeah yeah your anxiety is building up i know right [Music] yeah we shifted into high gear [Music] oh no dude okay hang on this is the the second story in in fact or fiction where someone has been driving a car and they've reached for something that's uh under the passenger seat and then crashed the car uh yeah it's like another plot point in the in a different story and it's like they shot it exactly the same way i think it's a trope in like media right it's like oh we need a car accident but for no real reason although there is a truck chasing her she could just crash like there's already a reason for her to crash she doesn't need it doesn't need to be like oh i was trying to get to the phone [Music] no reason for the engine to stall either here dude yeah yeah oh my god absolutely [Music] it's gutter with a goddamn shotgun oh [ __ ] he's true to his name get out of the car lady get out of the car lady now get out of the car lady now move do you want a coffee this one's actually so good do the acting i'm i'm not hating i mean i'm scared i i'll just say it yeah i have to stay calm look at that that that frame is going to be weird for you in half a second watch okay keep watching keep watching this this is incredible okay you in the back seat get your hands up get your hands up what come out nice and slow nice and slow he was saving her the whole time oh [Music] that cutter's looking huge it's the it's the midnight slasher it's the back seat it's the backseat stabber i'm really sorry that i scared you but i saw the creep in the back seat that's why i was flashing my bright so they keep him from attacking you why would flashing the brights keep him from attacking her uh i think the idea is that like oh he knows that he's been caught and so when he goes up to stab he like flashes him i think the first one would do it right after that it's just like letting him know maybe now we can uh have that cup of coffee oh oh god oh no oh god the power dynamic you saved your life you're wielding a gun you have a gun and you're just like go to this school she's drinking it through man he's like i'm trying to go home gunner oh god we haven't fully yeah he he threw for sure a wingman situation this is gunner's brother right just to get the date yeah oh my god can you imagine not the policeman's uncle oh no he always gets away with it yeah what are you looking for i oh that was that was not that was a bad ending yeah bad ending to uh to actually a trill story yeah that was good yeah the problem is is the lesson like trust these people in the middle of the night as a woman like i don't there's nothing she could have done differently i think she did the right thing right you know i um yeah i don't think i don't think that you should assume you know how people are like you know assume the best in people i don't think when a car is running into you uh you should assume that they're trying to help you out yeah i completely agree um but i also like that jonathan franks is still flashing us and he's like ha ha i blinded you the man we perceived to be a villain turns out a hero the bright lights that seemed so threatening were really beacons of protection no does this story of terror on the highway seem false to you or chad is saying she should have looked in her back seat first which obviously is true but guys do you understand like the storytelling medium we wouldn't be watching thousands hundreds of thousands of women check their back seat in the car every time before they drive right come on that's also like what do you do in that situation like i feel like he waves at you he's just backward chilling right blinded by the truth yeah like i don't think we learned anything it's if anything yeah you're right it's a bad lesson because it's like i agree yeah yeah yeah hey don't turn down the coffee guy yeah let him buy you a coffee next time you proved it yeah you proved yeah that's crazy yeah that's not a good lesson i doubt if this story is true or false at the end um thank you charlie for the tier one uh i mean it's gotta be gunner and his brother knifer is super funny also i literally just went to the end and then and haven't dogs and cats been known to predict earthquakes that's so obvious based on actual high beams of a truck true or false okay they're gonna show us the [ __ ] nine minutes it was too long all right here we go now knowing what i know i the car chase was entirely too long was this story yeah yeah actual event no way what made up oh what i feel like they didn't make it up i heard the story actually maybe i heard this story in like late elementary school because it was on this show i'm like if it's an urban legend i'm like why couldn't this have happened it seems so plausible it does yeah oh man he's actually throwing me for a loop yeah he's really yeah pulling the wool over your eyes you'll never know what he's going to say oh do not hug him okay [Laughter] but next find out if this story is true or false at the end of our show but next help but next is this like a a preview come on guys all right take the jacket i don't know this is unwatchable unusual and the pants help help help help help help i think i'm big i don't mean to laugh this man is being mugged he's being comfortable actually if you if you could help if i'm being mugged some call them bag ladies are they not going to talk about it and some consider them angels of the streets and devils in the sheets three people merely collected cast off rubbish or are there treasures to be discovered in their receptacles what what does this even mean it's like an el dorado tale with homeless people i just what's so [ __ ] up to me is just are there treasures in their receptacles it sounds like like people are gonna go out there and like steal from homeless people gloria why are you saying this hey yeah let's go let's go search the receptacles for treasure that was more than a bag lady she was a treasure hunter and within her treasure chest is an item with a power so great someone said it's just this episode that they do previews they tried it one time and they gave up it sucks with fate itself lenny fields was an out-of-shape comedy writer oh here we go magic mighty man out of shape comedy writer ugh got me pegged he made it clever lines for television shows stand-up comedians and magazine articles and although he had an icy wit he had a warm heart in fact on his morning jogs he always stopped to exchange a quip or two with gloria the park's resident back easy sonny boy you're moving too fast you shouldn't be rushing life you're right thanks to jogging more people are collapsing in perfect health than ever before the only thing that i try to exercise what is this anti-jogging psa yeah i only walk oh my grandfather jogged once uh i never saw him again the only thing i try to exercise is kindness directly anti-anti-exercise let me give you a couple of bucks so you can get a good hot meal just watch the cholesterol you know i don't like taking money from did you she has a bird in her hat like is that is it just meant to be an ornament or okay it must be right because so obviously these days yeah the old zoo well listen just be careful watch yourself will you i gotta run not too fast lenny always more concerned about another's safety than his own but today he should have worried for himself [Music] it was like what should have been an anti-smoking psa right but about something innocuous something not only not harmful something good yeah i don't know it's like imagine if it was against like jackets or something right it's like hey people die of freezing only when they're wearing a jacket the only jacket i wear is a jacket of kindness you think he's going to make it no no that's a nice jogging suit he's got there i think it looked better on me what do you think hey there hold up there how are you doing your suit thanks great jacket i got it on sale at that sporting good store just before you get to the park or right in the corner there that big one there yeah they're having a big sale uh you'll get a good deal on i got a great deal on this and uh and not spawn actually this jacket oh this is mine yeah we like this you know what guys guys look i know i know you just want some money here here i got i've got i've got i've got some money here here i think i got a few bucks yeah okay here i got some money here look here you know i think i like that too no but we want all your money dude these are the weirdest muggers i've ever seen they were hiding behind the tree fine take the money take the money and the jacket no but it's my jacket for free come on come on guys dude these guys have no um urgency about what they're doing right they're in broad daylight like yeah on a running trail on a running trail mugging a man and they're just remarking about his oh nice watch i'll take that too i also like that they're like two different timelines of hooligans one has got like the greased hair and the leather jacket and the other one's a little more modern ruffian with a beanie and yeah it's it's a good mix someone said sean hunter from boy beats world look alike yeah take the jacket take the check here take the watch don't be mean to them this is their first time robbing yeah it's true i think i paid pants help gage no wait guys no guys guys guys please hold it oh no please no what is happening here also like i kind of feel like no offense to him not to blame the victim but i feel like he could have squirmed a bit more to like what are you doing like like i feel like he's allowing him hey if he wasn't wearing that nice dress dude he wouldn't have been much that's what i'm saying dude i'm saying he shouldn't have looked so nice while he was running he shouldn't have worn the track suit that he got a good deal on this is why you shouldn't jog he was asking for it by jogging the lady told him the lady told him this is the platinum episode of seinfeld yeah this guy's george it's george yeah he looks like it too gloria gloria it's me over here the cage over here my god what happened to you oh two guys stopped me and i got mugged can you see if you get this door open i'm freezing yeah hold on starting to feel like trouble feels like you're gonna reach through the bars and push that away yeah don't worry i've got all kinds of things in here hey what are you standing there for love a good idea you've really got something for me in there here put this on [Music] you know it's not what other people think of you that matters it's what you think of yourself it's our choices harry far more than our abilities well and so it was that a discarded halloween costume from gloria's cart changed his persona from lenny fields to that of the legendary oh no these guys are like they're eyeing them up dude this dude needs peripheral vision [Laughter] i mean this guy they're not behind a tree this time his leg is out they're out and he turned he he like literally would have seen them approaching from the angle that he was approaching from [Laughter] also why would he wear something even more attractive for them to steal well to be fair you can't be pantsed in a unitard you got me there actually it's a bird it's a plate it's super jerk nice got him okay these guys these guys are the comedy writers jerk did i get one of these easy we missed you too he's gonna squirm a little more she always told him i know yeah i told him to squirm wait there's an angle of this dude where he kind of looks like brigan hold on i feel like this is like a very personal moment for us hey this looks like a friend of ours none of you know it goes to a different school oh hey bringing us on sad boys oh there you go what is that mighty man oh [ __ ] nice cape though you know i'm telling you that is great this guy entertains them too much this is how he got mugged the first time it's time we're taking your underwear [Music] [Laughter] that's hype where did he get the strength chat what do you mean he's he's mighty magic man or magic yeah it was within him this whole time it's not what's on the outside but the inside he's gonna wear this suit but with his like jacket over it yeah yeah he's gonna wear under it everything for the rest of his life these guys are like bulk and skull from power rangers just like complete idiots red lobster 22 thank you for the uh tier 1. oh thank you you're well he's not going to take his track suit back you were right this outfit is my color see what did i tell you hey can i keep this a little longer sure this is literally the strangest transition between first story and second story like we literally went from like like uh uh i don't even know how to describe it for a horror story to this yeah terrifying thriller yeah where a woman had a gun pointed at her two silly man in the park gets robbed and puts on a superhero outfit and beats him up and you know what because of that i say fact i say fact yeah i got a class reunion coming up this is actually in the vault at marvel right now there's a couple of neighborhood bullies that'll be there the original magic mic big juicy chili cheeseburger i think i'll stick to this i think chili cheeseburgers were made way more of a thing in the 90s yeah because it's like it's like not a practical thing even chili as a whole right like what happened to chili i feel like people were loving chili dogs and chili cheeseburgers and stuff so it's like bacon when we were putting bacon on everything like before that oh yeah was it the costume that gave him his newfound strength or did lenny have the inner courage all the time history is filled with stories of magic clothing is it joseph's coat of many colors jason and the golden fleece oh i don't know these stories and the millions of soldiers who have suddenly found untapped courage by wearing the uniform of their country oh [ __ ] he just wants to support the troops [ __ ] yeah based upon reality stolen valor jonathan what's the story stitched together yeah star trek was in the military jonathan we'll find out if this story is he's like i did my time true or false at the end of our show but next yeah where did you serve outer space i said yeah i served captain picard [Laughter] this was bizarre the the mighty man yeah what a weird it just felt unlike the show in so many ways and also it's not a big it's not a big like it's not hard to imagine it all he did was throw a guy you know what i mean yeah yeah and they embellished it anyways they always embellish the story so it could very well be like he put on a costume it could go either they could go like of course superpowers aren't real fake or they could go hey who knows real it's the same story they're reports of a dude like there are reports of a dude in a superhero costume fighting crime in the city like that that has happened before you know oh by the way i need to hit you with a roast alert some viciousness in my chat someone said they made chili yesterday someone else said the 90s called they want their meal back hey did you eat it's a bird it's a plain it's super jerk nice cape hey super jerk what did i get one of these easy we missed you too they're so scared early on oh my god dude never ends i think this story doesn't did you think this story of sudden strength and courage was real you're right it happened according to first-hand interviews conducted by author robert treylands so author robert trailings i think is like a sci-fi author who like is the person who sources all of these he's like a single point firsthand yeah firsthand interviews yeah i saw the guy he was on a costume and everything that's so funny i'm even saying story what a weird story and that whole thing started with him talking about homeless people and how they might have magical like costumes inside of their uniform their treasure their country yeah is our tale based upon reality if this story is true or false at the end of our show but next yeah i was wondering okay we're not going to watch the preview terror in the classroom on beyond i love a classroom story belief in fact or fiction the kids were all dead ghost class oh for sure is there a more important job than that of a teacher to influence inspire and educate young minds is the noblest of occupation that's a base take vanessa robinson is a born teacher but lately she has become disillusioned the paperwork on her desk seems like a mountain the minds of her students seem closed but she's about to meet us probably because she's overworked and underpaid but okay yeah exactly it's funny that 20 years ago 22 years ago right people were like man being a teacher [ __ ] sucks and nothing has changed in a class by himself and it's very important it's a very important job that he's had maybe the most important job in the world yeah literally his premise was is there anything more important than this job yeah and to be clear i do want to answer he has not heard about live streaming because really what am i but a teacher right that's true educating young minds [Music] oh somebody said he's going to tell him about the moaning chalkboard all right i'm going to spoil one of the stories there's the last school story that we watched it was a there was a chalkboard there were these kids in detention and whenever they wrote on the chalkboard that you heard moaning that was supposed to be like moaning in pain but it was like sounded sensual it was it was very strange so it's like they were causing the chalkboard to orgasm yeah that's what it felt like that's what it's called but turns out like uh the janitor dude was like like oh pipe had fallen on him but i was already getting to know them i was very good at matching names with faces and i had memorized the entire class roster i was a natural i guess that's why when i was young i always knew what i wanted to be i didn't want to be a nurse or even a lawyer i wanted to be a teacher it's just like a dar man story i wanted to educate young minds and inspire them to greatness but now i've become a babysitter rather than a teacher keith lose the ball please probably because like she's got like 30 year olds in her class i think some of her students are older than her uh yeah every you have to choose between teacher lawyer and nurse like like a pokemon game it's like pick your poison lately i find myself thinking more and more that maybe i made the wrong choice for my life i'm wondering what it would be like to sell real estate or to be a travel agent and visit all those exotic places wait who's dante basco he i saw him in the um in the credits but everybody in chat is freaking out yeah my chat is actually saying the dante basketball as well but i don't know oh zuko oh is he one of the actors is he yeah he must be i mean he didn't write this because he that's you i thought i hit the wrong tab because my computer started moving yeah okay yeah yeah age works out age works out you haven't seen the hook god i'm a boomer i know hook better than avatar any answer at all even a sentence would have been worth 10 points you know why i didn't answer it because i ain't sure i'm going to even live to see 18. oh this is great it's funny because he's 27. it's the steve machete by the way i think i'm a little off oh wait from my cut wait what'd you say i can reach can you full screen i think i need to or maybe here i'll just re i'll reshare because i haven't changed anything i just re-tabbed or tabbed over here let me try it it's still off but i can i i just don't know what i did oh wait uh i don't know what i did wrong here let me close the other i will be totally fine um i love the idea that it's like they cut to steve buscemi he's like i don't know if i'll ever live to see 18. [Laughter] it's gandalf because i ain't sure i'm going to even live to see 18. how many of the rest of you feel the same way wow um we'll talk about this please put your tests on my desk right side up insane that that full class of kids thinks they might not live to see that's right everybody wants a kid yeah that's pretty wild actually yeah for real it's like a coal mining town they have to go i wondered if somehow i had failed these students was i partly responsible for their attitude dangerous minds yeah oh no everybody in chat chill out i know it's sad but don't say don't say triggering things i was suddenly aware of one student who was still at his desk class is over i mean do you need it something he was a student i didn't seem to recognize i didn't know his face is this is this dante that's dante that's dante basco yeah um wait a second hold on i mean that's the ghost kid i didn't mean to predict it early on it's for sure the ghost kid yeah yeah i couldn't understand it he was nowhere in sight something made me close the door behind me and then i started to read the paper his name was rudy hernandez and he was talking about the basketball question that's crazy class and certainly not one that could write like this what do you want to do with your life by rudy hernandez oh jesus i want to be a teacher helping others is the most important thing anyone can do with their life this is the principle of the school trying to get her to not quit right yeah ignorance oh god he's back [ __ ] that was terrifying scary dude does he have a baseball bat that's a chair in front of him of course being a teacher isn't easy a good teacher explains a superior teacher demonstrates but a truly great teacher inspires when a great teacher helps save one student she helps save the whole world yeah and she's just going off on this like teacher monologue where it's like the importance of teachers you are the kind of teacher that i would want to be how did you get in here i i didn't hear you did you write this essay are you if he doesn't speak that's a crime i want to hear his voice hernandez imagine just answer me are you rudy hernandez dude this i would leave the classroom this is too scary she is yeah i mean why nerds just feel look i'll call someone no don't take another step [Music] oh my god oh my god oh [ __ ] i think he's dying there's a ton of gun shots actually what the [ __ ] yeah not great yeah this is yeah okay well this is 1998. they didn't know yeah okay let's just skip past it into fate yeah if he hadn't made me leave my seat i would have been shot oh he saved your life that was real oh it's not an accident when i turned away he was gone god are you all right i'm laughing at the chat people are just out of pocket in the chat yeah i'm okay the police are on the way that's the second drive by this year what you weren't killed yeah thanks to that student what student i guess i can see why they all think they're gonna die pre-18 yeah what this is actually drive bison wait this is this is weirdly like prescient i guess this is very like that's impossible why rudy hernandez is dead no dude there are so many that person's been dead for 20 years stories and fact or fiction no he was here i can prove it i have an essay that he wrote the essay was gone too i knew rudy he was a brilliant student who always had time to tutor others he had a full scholarship waiting for him at princeton oh my god what happened before he could this is too sad to make jokes about just because it's like yeah he was killed in a drive-by shooting oh my goodness it's my life yeah it's crazy we knew that was for the okay was actually visited by the ghost of rudy hernandez if not who was that student whose paper she read someone caused vanessa to suddenly move away from the window out of harm's way was it the funny thing is his name i can't imagine how this could be true right but i'm gonna predict true yeah i think you're starting to get it i think you're starting to believe if so where did he go and what happened to the paper he ended it is this classroom story based on fact or are we simply telling tales out of school we'll find all right all right chad it's the moment of truth yeah it's not to be usually come on and watch moment of truth because i also have been watching that on stream yeah i've only seen the the episode a woman who says she doesn't like her i think i was telling you like six months ago that i was watching it on stream and i i literally have gone back and started watching every episode again taylor's version because because i didn't i don't have any of the vods because i deleted them so they didn't exist yeah so they didn't exist and now and now i started this like vod channel where i'm like putting them out on youtube so i was like i need to i found one vod i i found one vod that has some of the episodes so yeah so you have a second lease on life for all these jokes if you ever stutter or something and you've seen the episode you can what's funny is i've forgotten like nearly even even the basics of what happens in the uh the episodes i've forgotten let's take another look at the child whose scribblings turned out to be a mess oh oh oh oh that was close that was a different one yeah that's ice jumped ahead oh wow but also a child who wrote something kind of crazy yeah yeah for a second they had me in the first half look i'll call someone no don't take another step it is crazy that the actor that is like famous for voicing zuko he didn't say anything in there nothing i spoiled it oh well did you i didn't know the story of the student's spirit was fictional you're right it never happened everybody's like you already spoiled it but i'm like i didn't know what do you know what do you think you're here to watch yeah i only i also don't i didn't i saw what you saw it i didn't did it even i don't know probably just said fiction in one of the things uh it's it okay so people were like this is hella incentive it was a different time i guess like yes yeah um although you can defend a lot of things with that yeah that's true that's true and yeah that's a that's a fair point but i think that like this is too on the nose today and it would never be i think that they would be like you can't do this like yeah very insensitive to do it's funny because i think in a few years after this it will be insensitive because like oh wow like a multicultural neighborhood and gang violence and drive-bys that's insensitive yeah and now it's like oh school shootings 100 100 yeah it's like and now it's both yeah it's like it's like literally double whammy never do it again uh i i'm gonna take dipper down because he's uh he's crying so i'll be right back oh feel free yeah yeah i'll hang out chat are you having a good time enjoying it the show is lit and you knew it was gonna be lit from the moment you saw film rise because film rise knows good content they're like the a24 of youtube videos that you could watch on stream without a swat team busting in and arresting you and that's pretty sick also don't say i fell for the ghost essay [Laughter] some of them are insane what do you want me to do i'm not just gonna say they're all false that would be crazy for me to say that they're all false uh someone redeemed to run an ad i'll run a quick one for you oh the show is your childhood i had never seen it although there's something about the intro sequence and font choices that feel familiar but i don't think they are you know i think that i might just be making things up in my head imagining that i remember something like that also why can't i not get this centered on screen now we're talking as much as they are facts doesn't mean that's how it went down yeah even the ones that are facts i think are like it's not it wasn't true that like a ghost spirit possessed arsonist woman and and caused their house to light on fire things like that i watched it in german and didn't understand a word but still loved it that's super funny yeah you just see the acting the movements are you afraid of the dark was a sick show but it kind of scared me as a kid so i didn't i didn't watch it that much clips from this show went viral on twitter a while back that might be why it seems familiar for you oh maybe although i'm not pretty up to date on what is like cool or big on twitter welcome feve same feeling as goosebumps i was a goosebumps kid i would crack a goosebumps book on a saturday morning goosebumps books were like all i did on weekends at my mom's house because i wasn't a video gamer there she was not a big fan of the video games and so i'd wake up in the morning eat some cereal crack of goosebumps you know uh my favorite one was probably the the beast from the east or adventures in horrorland and then i finish it and then i'd go to bed there was a goosebumps show but i didn't watch it that much i probably only seen like three or four episodes hey stanance would you be amenable if i edited the next you laugh you lose place into a long video form so that i can include non-youtube sources i mean it seems like if you want if you want to do the work i won't uh hold it against you can't stay for the tier one you didn't see the goosebumps show it slapped i mean i i know i've seen it but i can't remember it as much the abominable snowman of pasadena was another one i really liked there's some good stuff my favorite goosebumps was by far the beast from the east because it was like for gamers right they show up in a forest all these monsters are attacking them and they have to play the game to survive are you talking about goosebumps yeah were you a goosebumps kid like me uh i watched a little bit of the show and i read a little bit of the books got it i read a lot of the books watched very little of the show i just remember the mask i the mask the the one that with the series that was like the big one because they did they did it like three times or something it was like a multi-part or something yeah it wasn't like i think they like did it with different masks because i think it was like one story and then just they kept telling it with like uh because they did it in both the books i remember there were three different the mask books and then there was also the tv show side note i'm trying to look up the goosebumps song and it's goosebumps featuring kendrick lamar by travis scott and i should have known that that's funny uh oh one thing i'll say um i taught i taught dipper to use a bell to tell me that he needs to go to the bathroom and i feel like my dog is a genius oh is he uh is he using it for good or is he using it he's using it for good he's using it so far i mean it's it's still relatively new and sometimes i like think he's trying to tell me that he needs to go to the bathroom so i'll just like sit by the door and let him figure out if he wants to hit the bell or not yeah if he needs to ring the bell go out he'll just take him outside that's sick uh yeah and also i got that elevated bed thing um oh the place up yeah yeah so he started working on place and he's been doing really good i think i'm gonna get one another one for my office so that i can teach him to like hang out in here and be chill yeah no that's perfect that's the idea because then you can even do it on things that aren't places when you're out of the house theoretically they don't leave it right right and so like he's i've just got it in my living room now but uh yesterday was our first day and he took it really quick because i think we've been working on very similar stuff without you know using the place command so i he like wasn't for like it wasn't a foreign concept plus i used to have a bed there anyway but it was like not the same type of thing but i want you to know that you've been speaking to this over the goosebumps theme song and it makes everything so ominous like the dog is a ghost or you're a ghost or the house is a ghost one of the things i do for fact or fiction sometimes when the dialogue is extra bad i'll put the like oblivion npc music behind it it's very funny all right i'm ready to go let's do it yeah yeah i asked now look at this one mom oh that's great sweetie why don't you show that to your aunt is that the kid from dunstan hey hey there's something really familiar about these scribbles an innocent oh god i got you baited i was like i was like did i just zone out and we're like in the middle of this story fiction the imagination of a child what really goes on in a mind still unspoiled by most of the conventions and inhibitions of society should drawings like these be simply thought of as the expressions of innocent minds four-year-old billy potter is drawing wait hold on hold on what was the question he asked uh he's talking about kids kids drawing um and he's saying should drawings like these be simply thought of as expressions of innocent minds the answer is yes they're children jonathan franks what are you what are you saying expressions of innocent minds undead end thank you for the charity four-year-old billy potter is drawing lots of pictures lately pay close attention to them analyze them appreciate them but whatever you do don't dismiss them as childish scrawls wait what was his name billy what i wanted to say better no it is because i almost don't detention four year old billy billy potter okay okay now we're fine for a second i thought he said billy mitchell and i was thinking of the the donkey kong the donkey kong guy yeah the cheater the cheater guy the litigious man i suppose the one thing certain about life is uh that we eventually leave it it's so dark always with these stories and why is he laughing there you go okay earl potter with his wife and her last months of pregnancy takes out a life insurance policy hoping not to need oh that explains the joke a little bit more that doesn't that does explain it so the policy is bought and paid for if anything should happen to me you and the baby will be taken care of stop it don't talk like that you know it scares me think of it as a promise i'm making i love you then i'll die that's the problem yeah yeah seems weird because now it's like now it's uh chekhov's life insurance policy [Music] yeah it was a long intro for yeah you know what else am i gonna get that new account which would mean a promotion for us all i need is you and billy honey i don't need a new promotion and money don't ever forget money i'll talk to you later it's like a lifetime original someone said the kid kills him for an insurance payout dude no one sees it coming damn that kid got a plan the dad's gonna have to move back home and discover the meaning of christmas while meeting a man that's the only way he can figure out his busy life oh no oh he got the jab oh i thought it was he got the vaccine he grabbed the first thing he grabbed was his arm i was like dude in 1999 he got his booster dude hey don't dismiss the kids drawings all right he was uh he predicted kobe yeah just like that girl with her diary [Applause] this is uh the guy you saw the story right where the wife like sued to let him take ivermectin at the hospital oh he he won and they got they had to give him ivermectin and then he died oh no that's so sad but also it's very sad yeah um uh about the story what was i gonna say oh he just got the life insurance policy isn't there a uh four years four years have passed four years have passed okay yeah because the kid is born the kid is alive oh i thought i just thought that there was another kid okay that makes sense that makes sense yeah somebody help me what a performance with the uh what is it the dutch uh yeah angle yeah yeah to make sure that you're unnerved yeah yeah go back see this is actually how i get in trouble with my chat because i'll laugh at something absurd like this and then it'll be like jarvis why are you laughing at a man dying and i'm like no that's not what i'm laughing at uh yeah and he's riding around the man dying that's very funny yeah i've had i've accidentally laughed at a child's death in one of these stories and i'm like no i it's not what it looks like one week after earl's death marlene and her sister bonnie are packing up for a move to bonnie's house while billy keeps his mind occupied by drawing pictures look mom thanks honey [Applause] you sure there's going to be enough room for me and billy at your house marlene we've already discussed this now you and billy will sleep in sarah's room she really doesn't mind hey come on it's gonna be okay it'll be fun sleeping under the same roof again thank you dude her husband just died read the room wait okay oh that is a great one it's like uh it's like it's like um his dad having a heart attack plus life insurance policy equals a pile of cash god if i could just find that insurance policy you know i never wanted to talk about this stuff with earl and now i'm broke and it's my own fault don't blame yourself he looked everywhere there's nothing else you could do this isn't a thing that you like i feel like you don't need the paper right like they yeah it should be in a system somewhere yeah like there's identification right [Music] oh i think i think my chat spoiled me on accident oh no i think it's coated no never mind my chest just show that to your aunt bonnie huh hey [Applause] okay there's something really wait is he drawing that like in the moment this dude is a so fast yeah he's a speed drawer he's a speed driver marlene it's shorthand what these scribbles are shorthand let me see these lines right here billy spelled the word daddy i don't understand billy you drawn over there shorthand is like fast cursive right like i guess i think it's its own way of writing so people can take notes quickly this is really weird i mean look at these these are words first village trust first village trust that's about oh my god one in town and these these are numbers he's like this is this is the insurance policy now bro yeah the policy number of course zero four [Music] maybe a bank account number i don't know what's going on it's uh it's then it's going to do voiceover jonathan frank's going when she checked the bank account number at first village trust she found the life insurance policy money inside of the account but you have to go find out oh they're going to show not tell earl potter peter which is yes it seems to your late husband kept a safe deposit box here was it box number 1104 why is he so angry he's like how dare you ask me a follow-up question yeah that's right do you have a key no perhaps my child can draw one and we can 3d print it anyway it might be empty you see we have to drill the lock oh my god this guy sucks dude i wow what like chill out man yeah her husband just died dude yeah there's a 200 fee can i pay you after we open the box please what's in the box one hour later a locksmith shows up to open the safety deposit box marlene potter a woman down on her luck clings to one last friend i think if it's the locksmith he could probably pick the lock well i think julie is just faster maybe it's yeah you're just faster yeah and it's like yeah you don't who cares about the lock anyway things have a special meaning to their lives perhaps their communications from her late husband earl the man who was keeping something in line it's lighter than i thought all right you didn't even yeah did she think there was gonna be gold in there dear my dearest marlene here's the last of my gold okay oh my god he's actually got tons of money too oh thank you oh and the life insurance policy i guess yeah yeah i thought it was just gonna be life insurance policy there's cash what's the answer here he's just getting straight to it did that bobby know the truth all along and chose to secretly dipper pad the symbol why would aunt bonnie have the symbol spirit really guiding the hands of a child could a child far too young to even comprehend the symbols for shorthand communicate those symbols so perfectly no aren't there child prodigies you can play the piano before they can talk not the same thing is this story or does your instinct tell you to simply and for that reason it's fact yeah like it's uh you say i'm in like you're on shark tank yeah i mean for that reason i'm in all right let's see i'm i'm so curious now it's really weird i'm gonna try one p-o-t-t do they really just tell the whole story my mods are trying to protect their points they go was fact a real prediction yes it was oh my god oh my god we've cracked it we've cracked the code i think it's more likely that they were looking at drawings and just like we're reminded oh what about this yeah yeah for sure no explanation okay yeah that's it it's true this happened the kid is a a medium yeah is a medium four-year-old england before oh that was the one we saw earlier when we were scrolling through okay oh yeah kids right horses have long been thought of as magical creatures from pegasus is that true by the way i don't because have been included in like the design of mythical creatures but i don't know right but they are not horses themselves are mythical he always starts strong though what a strong start magical creatures from pegasus the winged stallion to the diving horse of atlantic city they have been applauded gambled on even worshipped the horse you're about to meet never met a sorry the caption they've been applauded gambled on even worse the horse never ran a race or carried a soldier into battle yet he is the stuff that legends are written about how mystery would be amazing horse the horse is named count mystery and the mystery is how does he do what he does oh it's a scam mystery has been doing this county fairs and the like ask count mystery a question and he will spell out the answer by turning over a series of special letters and as if this weren't fantastic enough special letters regular letters to me he used to also possess psychic powers he has been responsible for the solving of eight major problems and in a few days count mystery's colorful legend will become linked we're still i didn't think they could boom me harder than they did this is sherlock holmes the horse they're like hmm we're at a dead end i guess it's time to ask the horse that's the bottom of the barrel when all hope is lost a boy likes so many his age he gets bored he daydreams and he loses track of he sketches bank account numbers today tanner is exploring and to really explore you have to go places that you've never been before tanner spends lots of days like this how is that admissible in court the judge opens a book well there's no law that says a horse can't be a lawyer ever since his father divorced his mother last the horse is in court in the suit and he goes for long walks looking for things obviously tanner's father was an important part of his life all right i'm gonna just keep this playing because i uh i'm gonna run out of time otherwise oh yeah of course of course uh a [ __ ] bully stick so he he relaxes a bit okay yeah there is another man who's about to become very important to tanner in fact tanner's seen him many times before on the six o'clock news over 24 hours has passed since little tanner johnson disappeared the four-year-old was last seen playing in front of his house wearing a red sweatshirt and blue jeans neighborhood search parties have been put together and the ludlow police have asked everyone to keep their eyes open we'll have more as this story unfolds this is gerald mcbride the chat the horse finds him the horse answers the question i mean they rarely find them alive yeah i feel sorry for the mother louis did you get those bloodhounds from atkinsville yeah still no sign of the boy did your station get any leads on there also why is the news anchor telling the cop what to do oh miss johnson i want you to know our station's gonna keep covering the story until we find your son i just know that tanner's out there somewhere i just know it i don't know who'd take him you know my sister's got a kid her kid's age keep thinking what if something like this happened to him wish there was something else we could do remember that horror story we covered a few years ago with the circus cow mystery we've gotta ask count mystery psychic or something i'm still catching flack for covering that there was some evidence that that was true even if it was that horse was 100 years old then well let's just call somebody and get him on it i mean it can't hurt fine call i don't know why the local news controls the police this is a weird city volunteers from ludlow continue to search the area if you'd like to volunteer please call the station gerald mcbride wrx reporting i mean something's bound to turn up soon i mean he couldn't have wandered that far what are you kidding if someone snatched this kid the possibilities we got to pull this horse out of retirement i already turned in my horseshoes in my saddle i was one day away from going out to pasture he's still alive you need to know that the local media controls the whole town and tells the police what to do and i don't know why oh no uh yeah and there's also a horse that they remember that they have to pull out of retirement and that's where we are now got it around yeah i'll just catch up in the recap right before they say sorry the entire video one time he found a wife that went missing missing wife you see in those days when a wife went missing we looked what does that mean i do not know tell him i was coming you know why i'm here her husband's killing wife [Laughter] nowadays when a wife goes missing they're just like oh well women have value yeah that's crazy oh it was i hate my wife joke okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like hey she went missing who cares yeah sorry i did not understand it i know it's such a boomer humor yeah yeah i'm too woke to get it yeah [Music] you said you knew why i was here t true all right t a the backwards alphabet kind of weird yeah tanner tanner wow do you know where the boy is let him finish he could have just been like tank alive a type a lie you're saying that doesn't help him though but where why why would the horse know oh no he's in a well what's that oh what's up yeah that's so funny behind you taylor has a katana nothing personnel kid stabs him let the horse speak yeah stop interrupting the horse nwmw and northwest northwest north west northwest he's in a well in the northwest where he just gives like a lat long [Laughter] it's a geo guesser he like drops you into a thingy yeah you figure out what my boy is yeah [Music] these guys are dumb yeah they're like well old old hmm the answer was actually the oldie renaissance so you should have jumped to conclusions wow come back to the horse he's in a suit of armor [Music] saying imagine eight people being sent to prison because of this that's so funny dude like a false a false conviction gets overturned 25 years later because a horse people like wait what the [ __ ] thank god for dna evidence or else this horse convicted killer yeah i got no oh cow mystery goated why is this like local news person dressed like a 13 year old boy i don't know man it was her idea to find count mystery though so she's the hero okay she's the hero okay got it i can't believe you dragged me out here look in the well tanner tanner oh someone said uh have you heard of a lesbian okay okay [Music] it looks like it looks like uh the outfit that um what hello fellow kids like steve buscemi yeah yeah exactly go get the rig we found him get his mother he's alive it's okay son damn his first thought was the camera hey go get the camera wait a second no we're not rolling yeah we got to get this get this for the gram i'm not even live that's hype they spent more on that vest rope combo than anything else they've done in the show i have one of those for my dog okay tanner you okay yeah that's not a well tanner johnson has been rescued and appears to be in good condition is it near mint to mint condition this is johnson i'm blasting a few words because i'm going to predict this is true yeah it's crazy i'd like to thank all the good people be true tyrion is helping me through this terrible moment i'd like to thank count mystery yeah no thanks for the horse i'd like to give a special thanks to you mr mcbride for helping me find my son thank you i'm just glad the boy's okay well you better not steal the credit it's certainly ended on a happy note be sure to tune in tomorrow when i reveal how i was led the tanner until then oh my god god he's grimy wow bride wrx news let's just say i got it straight from the horse's mouth oh my god i used to set up for a pun jonathan video franklin say that it's true possibly be true can an animal possess psychic powers oh we're at the end okay farmer's almanac based mysteriously accurate predictions on animal behavior i don't think i need to know anything more about this story it's literally the whole yeah it's crazy of the scenes it's like still in the [Laughter] they couldn't even cut it they couldn't even edit it oh my god doesn't have this one really exists yes let's go of course he's real of course honestly that's a perfect note to end on it is yeah the horse does this story he just just outright says it yes this story happened a horse like this one really exists yes this story happened the psychic horse that that knew that a boy was in the well yep it's real everyone knows that oh my god dude stance thanks so much for joining this was super fun we should do it again soon we should do it i'll pick i'll pick a show next time oh yeah i can introduce you to something oh i'm so down i'm sorry yeah yeah i'll have to find something though all right it'll be good though uh all right take it easy i know you gotta go are you are you gonna keep streaming because i can i'll rate you no i think i'm uh finishing up because i'm gonna go see nightmare alley tonight i accidentally bought tickets last week and went on the wrong day so now i have to go all right have fun tell rochelle i said hi will do all right i'm gonna let you go and say bye to the stream catch you later dude alrighty peace see ya [Music]

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Published: Fri Dec 31 2021