Jarvis Johnson Reacts to Fact or Fiction #5 (ft. Stanz)

um okay chat we are joined by uh the one and only nathan one night stand stands wow esports been like conduct listener i know i really do i uh i'm the one i feel like i'm the last fan of esportsman like conduct who's just like hey remember this dead podcast let's let's let's talk about it i just gotta make sure i close mine oh man i didn't know this is a film rise production i well so speaking of gordo i was gonna say i actually learned i i i was like what else does film rise have because clearly they don't give a [ __ ] about people streaming their content that's such a good idea you went straight to the source things that are not gonna get you dmca you know what that's brilliant you know what they also have oh my god this is so funny because it's your um focused on other things we good uh yes sir i think cool beans all right wow that only took two minutes so everybody we're we're good let's uh let's get the show on the road the people on youtube are like like they they didn't have to wow this worked so perfectly yeah they had it wow what what production geniuses it's time once again to cross over the boundary between the real and the unreal beyond belief fact or fiction how many of these have you watched oh i actually have you quiet now uh no no no like how's the audio everybody could y'all hear nate fine testing one two three i think on my side it's good wait let's talk right now testing one two three all right i'll just turn turn you up for me how do i do that uh right click my face on discord and then drag the bar i think well that's gonna affect the stream which is no no you can do just what i send you but i'm capturing it through discord here i'm just going to have to turn you up so that i can hear you and then we'll adjust it alright say something testing one two three test now you're hella loud perfect okay side by side all right say something about substance testing one two okay explanations are unexplainable can you separate truth from fantasy to do so you must break through the web of your experience and open your mind to things beyond i feel like i'm going to get red filled i know this this intro is very scary yeah you this is the radicalization loophole or a spiral yeah the next video's been shapiro [Music] sometimes to see the truth we have things from another angle of a single cloud when viewed from a different perspective oh damn some trapeze artists wake up sheeple yeah i can't believe you guys didn't notice that yeah do our stories tonight with an open mind examine them from a variety of angles will tell you at the end if they're true or false so follow the clown as he turns the corner our circus is about to begin what mysterious forces caused some soil to be fur dude jonathan frakes and props are just such a uh an important piece of fact or fiction there are super cuts on on youtube of every optical illusion or or jonathan frank's just asking you rhetorical questions and while holding something while holding something or yeah let me do the hide youtube bar nothing but wilted dreams what is the secret of the green thumb joss myrtle doesn't possess a green thumb in fact lately his efforts to cause his land to bloom are mostly all thumbs but joss myrtle loves his land and even though he has no financial resources he is determined to see it thrive again no matter what the cost i was just a teenager when it all happened the land i worshiped my father but he was putting our family through terrible times our farm was going under nothing was growing but paparazzi i'm gonna early predict fake story oh oh wow like frame one frame one this is this is fake this is some little house on the prairie boat okay i think this is fake yeah all right i'm gonna i'm gonna hold back i'm gonna wait to see some more details okay josh did you hear what i said i heard you well look at it the land is i'm green yeah right for two years your mortgage is about to go on the receivership look joss i understand what you're going through but the best financial advice i can give you is to sell now cut your losses and give your family a chance i think that girl's the teen yeah even though she's an adult yeah paula he's going under he's dragging you down with him dude this dude has strong serial killer energy he looks he's brooding a little too hard wake up yeah you're my brother harold and i love you but i won't have you talking about my husband that way in his own home well you're gonna lose your home you're gonna lose everything joss i brought the papers with me we're making you the best offer you're gonna get i don't like this city slicker coming in and telling the salt of the earth farmer that it needs to sell the farm it feels like something untoward is happening i think that yeah something bad's gotta happen to this guy right like he's not he's not the hero of this story leave a minute oh yeah take a look could you imagine if it was like oh i sold the farm got a lot of money put my daughter through college and now she's supporting me as i go into retirement home what a great story all because of the brother what a dream you to accept dude i just realized he's dressed like super mario with plaid yeah he's a hipster you gotta get your farm out could you imagine if you wahooed out of there he jumps he jumps yeah he's a long jump yeah he's utterly hopeless also it's a screen door you can keep talking like the guy just stopped talking as soon as the door closed utterly yeah oh man has he said a single word yet i don't believe so i think he shook his head and walked out i i'm like pretty unnerved by this man papa are you okay this land means everything to me april it's been in our family for generations it's been good to us it seems it's given us life i owe this land my soul what a weird thing to say no it's so true dude mother nature give back i'm loving it my prediction the land takes his soul oh or you know like have you seen the batman movie with arnold schwarzenegger and what's her name is poison ivy i no i haven't actually no i haven't i haven't i got something for you okay if you're feeling risky just react to it on twitch because twitch will do nothing uh it's a goaded movie i won't spoil anything then but poison ivy is a bit of a like you know the land is gonna he's gonna get you she's fighting for the earth okay harold says we're gonna have to leave we're not leaving the farm stays in the family it's always been handed down and that's the way it's gonna be i'm gonna make the land rich again so it'll grow [Music] okay prediction he dies the land grows his soul his spirit haunts the grounds yeah yeah it's like he is the farm and he is killed yeah yeah yeah uh which is leading towards my this is a fake story because that would be insane well well i mean you think that but uh i i i'm just gonna hold my tongue won't you worry just know we're gonna stay a few nights later i was tossing and turning going in and out of sleep i lived on the farm all of my life and the idea of giving it up and moving somewhere else frightened me i didn't know any other life but as scared and sad as i was papa was going through a lot worse she's too old for this that's crazy she's like in bed with a teddy bear talking about popcorn yeah and pajama in like full onesie pajamas i'm not sure what made me get out of bed at that moment maybe it was the voices i heard downstairs one voice sounded like maybe it was my sciatica acting up because the arthritis is bad this time of year i need a heating pad oh no it's cold the other i had never heard before you got here quick you called i came what can i do for you dude literally her posing like between the this is what a child does you can just say yeah they were trying to get a five-year-old but she was sick that day so it's just a random crew member i feel like kids do this like not thinking they can be seen because they don't have like object permanents yet like we can tell you're there will you give my family 20 years of props there's no saying exactly what i'll do oh this is oh he's making a deal with the death yeah deal with the devil pretty classic yeah for only 20 years actually insane i feel like you could get a better deal this is uh this is like pawn stars like best i can do is 15 years of uh good crops look this means everything to me i don't know if i can go through with it now we're never just make up your mind do you have everything you need to do just come with me [Music] that was the last i ever seen a papa yeah that's you're literally that's the next line i i actually have a history of predicting exactly the next one so i hope all right let's get it please [Music] i wasn't sure who the stranger was oh maybe it was mr johnson the rich man who lived in the next county i'd seen someone who looked like him hanging around the barn once and that's who papa told me it was i couldn't help but follow them out the door to see what was going on it was really cold that night that i didn't even think about getting a coat nothing could take away the chill i was feeling oh i see i had no idea what they were doing it's like a crop circle situation i was too far away to hear what they were saying the only thing i do know is the one thing i'll never forget that was the last time i let's go let's go this is actually live action full metal alchemist brother [Music] [Applause] this is gonna tell me a lot because i'll know the budget with which they were working right you'll you'll also know immediately after the story if they say it's true how buckwild the show is [Music] [Applause] dude that's like that's like when you die in runescape and your items are just like blowing yeah just left on the ground hope he wasn't in wildy dude yeah dude actually he straight up is in the welding right now look at this this is for sure the wilderness ditch yeah the guy let him out there he's like i got 20 lobster just follow me yeah no he immediately he got straight up lord this is the oldest trick in the book dude he said i'm gonna trim your armor just follow me i went outside and i saw it he wasn't there i think he went away but he disappeared what do you mean he disappeared it had to have been a night no it wasn't a nightmare i know what i saw he's gone i know what i saw i'm a 28 year old woman yeah i have kids in a mortgage papa had just up and left and i was making the whole thing up to ease her pain but i knew deep down she didn't believe her story either all right so it's insane to think that papa would leave after saying i love this form with every fiber of my being i would not sell it i will not go and now he gave up the farm and got no money yeah there's no no shot and then of course they're gonna cut to the farm being like super green and like full of lush and full of crap oh oh the cross is upside down the sign of satan that's uh the deal with the devil i guess for for some potatoes when she thought i had gone back to sleep she went out to the part of the field where i had seen papa and the man in black though and that's where she found it the pile of papa's clothing the wind took care of the rest she's she's lucky she's ashes yeah she's lucky she went out because like uh that would have despawned if she had waited any longer yeah and that's why she told her she's like no that didn't happen because she wanted it herself right the daughter stealing all the loot you know yeah [Music] dude god that's too many ashes yeah yeah i mean ashes fit in an urn i think yeah dude holy crap stay oh stay stay on the land i've never heard like a like a disembodied ghost voice where it's just a dude whispering yeah there was no spookiness to that someone in the chat said why does he look like lint yeah dude oh that's him that's yeah there he goes it's a mario kart but he drives a hay bale or whatever the wind never stopped howling for the rest of that night mama and i kept hearing what we thought was a voice a voice that sounded like papa's finally we fell asleep in each other's arms exhausted scared and strangely at peace that doesn't sound those things are did not agree with one another we were scared and also at peace it's funny because they are giving no credit to the viewer this is all written and everyone knows what it is like oh yeah he was on the farm the girl realizes in 10 minutes that her father is the one who sacrificed himself for it which is why she can say scared but at peace like let us lead us there date us for a minute yeah yeah take us to dinner yeah all right here comes the moment in the morning the wind had died down and when i opened my eyes i knew something was different i could feel papa all around me in fact i was sure that if i opened the door i would see him standing outside in the field and that's what i saw is it already gonna be live oh for sure it's already oh my god mama mama wake up what what is it was it was something wrong nothing's wrong uh yeah actually something is wrong this is very unnatural call a news crew at least call your uncle it was the most beautiful sight we had ever seen can you cg to like this looks bad yeah it does it looks a little hot that might be the 180p though oh true the crops were growing oh there's scarecrow even close and his beard oh my god papa to see it too but i had the feeling he knew all about it did you and then and then just without yeah and then boom sorry how much is left how much is left in the show uh so this is one of maybe five stories that they're gonna play so after each one after each one we can jump uh we'll jump to the end and see if it was fact or fiction i had the feeling oh i completely understand now okay yeah yeah that's insane they are going to run out of stories i thought they were prolonging content by throwing fakes in there five an episode this can't go that long how many paranormal stories are there seasons upon seasons apparently joss myrtle really disappear and become part of his land or did he simply go away one night never to return was his daughter dreaming when she saw him hit by lightning that night then how do you explain the sudden greening of the myrtle farm and what about that pile of clothes what was the mysterious stranger is there truth blossoming here or is it just another home-grown lie we'll find out whether this story is all right and so what i like to do they they they won't tell us to the end but i like to skip right right right so this is dangerous oh yeah the other ones yeah okay you know that's okay i'm a pro and how about the farmer who vanished into thin air and then seemed to use his spirit to replenish his land all right my twitch chat likes to bet on these but i'm not gonna do predictions today because uh i'm holding up this stream with like uh with tape and glue and i just i like truly you don't want to click out of a window i don't want to click out of a window how do you fail unless one of my mods wants to run predictions [Music] they always show us far too much of the story yeah the salt had nothing to do with this as a percentage this is a lot of the video the i almost feel like you could just watch the last five minutes of these episodes and get exactly the same amount of information yeah you don't get the bad acting only a small percentage of it yeah unfortunately the bad actor goes 99 of the enjoyment [Music] if you guessed this was a work of fiction you guessed right this one up thank god thank god because i i think i would have to give up on the show if it was right right well because what does that mean what would that mean about well that is that is the principal conceit i think so i'm just waiting for for one of these that that gets you uh because i think you'll i'll you'll go off and it'll be great content okay like if there's one where it's like was he really a werewolf fact i don't know what i'm gonna do i really i i've kind of already alluded more than i would like so i'm going to say nothing to that the story is okay can we pause for literally one minute oh for sure drinking water and i'm gonna use the restroom okay you have the mic it's all yours you can tell my chat anything you want okay so stanz's chat who i can't see right now unfortunately because again i am afraid to touch my computer other than to hit the play in the pause button but uh a lot of y'all don't know how stans and i know each other i'll tell you the story so back in the distant year of 2016 yeah 2016. uh we both work together also with our good friend jordan at patreon you know the membership platform that helps artists and creators get paid and that is uh that is where we met before stanz went on to like do his whole like little esports thing um yeah he worked at patreon emailing artists and creators and trying to get them on the platform with jordan jordan and stan's were on the same team and um and yeah uh they would all like that crew of people would always play melee at lunch i would never participate but i would kind of watch um and uh and yeah that's that's a little that's a little origin story so that was pre content in fact there is a video um oh i don't know if i can find it but we referenced it on an episode of sad boys there's an episode of there's an episode there's a video of stanz jordan myself in like the studio at the old patreon office recording a song uh and at that point none of us made content and we all look like a bunch of babies um if i knew uh if i knew what it was called i would i would i would find it right now but here let's see dang nope i i i don't know what it's called but we we played it on an old episode of uh sad boys so that was a that was a grand old time back in the day um what uh i can't see what the chat is responding with but uh what was it fact or fiction this was was fiction but i'm excited to hear about this cruise liner in the next one this whole show cruise liner yeah get ready i was telling him the origin story of how he met a patreon and and i was trying to remember the name of the file on my computer that's like you me jordan and tyler may recording a song about natalie it's all i hate it it gives me it's one of the worst things yeah it makes it give me shivers about leaking anything that's real the thing that the the the reason that i like the video it's not about the video content itself it's that before we filmed that i remember showing up and being like i just started my youtube channel and i have a hundred subscribers and uh and then i had my old like i was showing i think jordan and you my like banner for my youtube channel it was at the beginning yeah doing your best my content yeah yeah my content days show next a luxury liner hits an iceberg on the unbelievable wherever this one is titanic by the way yeah and it could do imagine i mean this could be fact if it's like oh it was actually just you know the most famous movie of all time jonathan fakes is going to be like actually we made that up never happened fact or fiction the luxury liner very much in our thoughts these days is that right wait no because it's 1999 and titanic just came out uh i think that's why he's saying it's very much in our thoughts because the movie titanic had just come out yeah right this could be titanic too which also crashed oh yeah ship cutting through the waters combines our fantasies of opulence with the undeniable romance of the open seas no wonder these miracles of the waves have a way of capturing our imagination this next story of a seafaring disaster is set in a time earlier than most of our tales but the inspiration for its telling is as fresh as tomorrow i almost get i he almost said it was a fact right there i'm gonna do an early call i'm gonna say this one as a fact i think that you're right and they also i think if you do too many fictions in a row people go like what is this role-playing [ __ ] you know like come on man give me the sauce i think episode two or something it was like three stories in a row that were all fact and all the stories were insane and then like we looked it up and there's some it's all hearsay but there are some reddit threads and some people saying like they had ties to the show and the stories come from like there's like one guy who worked on the show that like sourced all the stories and he would if if it was ever like a headline in an article or a headline in a newspaper or something he would like just pull it unverified and so there's at least one story there's one story where um [Music] like a kid goes missing in he goes into a closet and goes missing and uh they you know the whole story is about like what happened to this kid did he go missing or whatever and the real life story that it's based on like the next week they found out the kid had just snuck out of the house uh through the closet and like went to stay at his friend's place but right fact or fiction never got that part so they turned it into this like super natural like he disappeared it's narnia yeah yeah it went into the cupboard yeah yeah it was a cold winter's morning when harris fisher an author who hadn't had a best seller in much too long met with his publisher it's a good idea harris but it's just not what people are reading true story dude this is how i decide content it's like this is also what inspired spider-man this is jay jonah jameson right right interest lie nowadays jack the ripper that's what's selling i'm a writer i'm not a newspaper reporter the stories come from my imagination and the tide will change until it does pick up a paper look at the headlines this is almost meta to what i was just describing about how this show gets made yeah literally they don't do any research deeper than that look at the headlines it's actually it's predicting uh twitter culture where all we do is read headlines and then like retweet fiction is still greater than anything you could read in a newspaper you'll see yeah i don't know if that's like why even pit reality versus fiction i guess that's what this show also this guy i mean 2016 dude crazy year there's no way he would hold that [Music] back in his apartment fisher struggled once again with the writer's block that was crippling his creative process it's also insane that he would go up to bat for fiction and not write about a true story and then have writer's block right like hey man help me gary try like yeah some crazy [ __ ] out here it would start in his head only to go nowhere he knew his publisher's suggestion of stealing a plot from the headlines was a good one especially for all writers damn he they just they pre-watched you if they pre-watched this stream but fisher was determined to come up with an original plot but then an article caught his eye [Music] hang on sorry just a little production note yeah this they printed this piece of paper out and [ __ ] glued it to a regular newspaper yeah i mean you can see the outline you can see the outline dude and also many persons feel at this stage that some legal action is forthcoming why would that be about a ship and a different font i i don't understand like the budget is not this slow that you can't print something out didn't you see the lightning it's also in black and white you can fake it they just they like we wasted our whole our whole budget on the scarecrow a grand story took shape in front of a story as rich as the day's headlines that's it maybe he's going to write titanic before titanic oh right and then it happens and yeah and then it happens for sure he's stealing a story from the headlines and then it becomes reality yeah so he's like he's got the magic pin but also this show uh has a lot of inappropriate sound cues and i think we just heard one where it literally was like a horror noise for him getting inspiration for a story [Laughter] if it was a story that came from the headlines that people would buy then that was what fisher was going to give always one who worked better from a visual concept he began to draw on a sketchbook it's just gonna be ship hitting iceberg and then we're all gonna go holy [ __ ] yeah oh man it's actually gonna be naked kate winslet right he's gonna draw leonardo a young leonardo dicaprio just a photo realistic portrait like the titanic it would be a giant luxury cruiser like also yeah like the titanic this story is called titan which is like yeah they didn't even like it's not even like an a to c it's just directly titanic it would have huge smoke stacks that would tower above its decks [Music] there was no stopping i may be like i'm this is this is really probably gonna expose me but i do not understand why i'm drawing a big picture of a ship is going to inspire a story but it's really funny because if we flash back two minutes that exact picture is on his that's what i see he was just looking at a picture of a boat yeah what did you get from from drawing it maybe it's just a part of his process direction it's like kids who trace photos of like dragon ball z characters i drew this yeah yeah i went to school with batting now yes and like the titanic the massive ship would set sail from england this was the story they're saying like the titanic way too so this was the story right again it's like the first show they think we're idiots they need to make sure that we understand yeah the the the audio cues will never cease to amaze me what was that you're just revealing his drawing he would write crescendos soon fischer's apartment was filled with a sound it had not heard in months the furious clacking of typewriter keys fisher's imagination was sailing as fast as any ship his story would follow the same plot as the titanic is he not plagiarizing his story would follow the same plot as the titanic well i think they're going to say the plot is not hitting the iceberg the plot is being a big ship okay okay his ship would also be traveling yeah like the basics of the storm destination [Music] this wondrous unsinkable legend they definitely had to license that right that's not public domain i don't know uh that yeah i think you're right unless it's been there were periods when i don't know when the titanic it's been shut off yeah i don't know when oh my god you got me oh i've been bnl's that's uh it's like a icing somebody but you b and l them yeah get away with this idea wouldn't readers reject the concept yet it all seemed so clear why not give in to the words that we're crying to be this is a uh this is like um this is a react andy going but people have already watched hell's kitchen maybe certainly i couldn't also watch it and it's like but he feverishly did let out which is funny because this show is also that they're just taking other stories and like replaying them this is reacting all the way down yeah after several hours of inner struggle fisher knew he had no choice he must go ahead with this book [Music] the moral dilemma is funny to me because he's making up a story it is still fiction right i don't understand what the moral dilemma is i saw a story about a big boat and i'm making a story about a big boat which if that was too far no content is right right it's all been done yeah oh it's a hero's journey it's been done before oh [ __ ] also someone said titanic happened in 1912 it's public domain but this was 1999. what's the isn't it like 700 years or something or i think so or if it's a book it would be the death of the author plus seventy plus seventy obviously was not a book but intrinsic part oh no it was it was a book and then the real life tragedy was inspired by the book yeah i got it right down to the name he chose for his ship the titan okay this is like when uh ashton kutcher and justin timberlake both had movies about like being friends with benefits and they were called like very similar things yeah yeah i think i only saw the worst one oh yeah i i couldn't even tell you the names it's one was called friends with benefits and the other was called something else one of them has wonderwall as like the close oh no closing time was like the final song and they did like a musical number oh this is rims with benefits and no strings attached right so i think that no strings attached wasn't the one with justin timberlake in it because i would be too on the nose as it is the name of an nsync album there was no stopping fisher now the world outside his apartment ceased to exist all right i'm coming coming i'm sorry to disturb you mr fischer but i thought you'd want your food brought up to you again oh thank you mrs clark there's going to be a big storm coming in tonight do you have enough wood yes yes i'm fine you know say what is this a porno she's like trying to rope him into a three-way right now you have enough wood yeah and then her husband and i we just think you're really cute i'm like yeah i marvel at your talent your stories are always so original thank you and they never copy an existing real world event all right sorry mrs clark [Music] back to his typewriter the parallels would continue both the titan and the titanic were the same approximate length and width 90 percent of this video is just saying his boat is the titanic and they all had four smoke stacks and they all had a big bottom likely i liked the titanic it also had guests on it both ships were the most expensive luxurious seagoing structures of their time and the creme de la creme of society spent fortunes to book passage and then fischer added his most outrageous touch of all his ship the titan would be hit by an iceberg this most outrageous touch yeah yeah crazy great numbers would die of exposure in the icy waters of the atlantic ocean dude take a shot every time this man says titanic i know he just wants to get royalties irish come in come in i just wanted to stop by to see if you read my story yet please sit down harris a 70 000 ton ship on its maiden that's impossible inconceivable yeah by my mutton shops it can't be um the so i i feel like i have to address this or else it'll be every youtube comment i can't believe jarvis has never heard of the prediction of the titanic no i i mean like yeah we we heard we referenced it earlier i think but i mean yeah it's you know yeah some of these we're gonna know right because there's only so many like out of this world stories they're like and that's a true one yeah carrying over 2200 passengers and it hits an iceberg and sinks over 1500 people die come on harris it's not going to happen i told you people aren't interested in fiction the only difference between fiction and non-fiction is that fiction hasn't happened yet this man the iceberg also that is quite the statement the only difference between fiction and non-fiction is that fiction hasn't happened yet i mean i guess technically that's true this never will all right harris give it another try and and but yet does imply the eventuality of all fiction in the meantime typewriters right right i'll give this another look harris fisher's story was written in 1898 the titanic went down in 1912. why was there no audio queue there that's the whole twist that's the point they're not going to hit us with a dun dun dun and then my favorite is jonathan franks and props he's next to a shipment especially when you consider the titan was written 14 years before the titanic ever sailed could harris this is actually the first time that there's been a story that like i've actually heard of before fisher really have imagined all those parallels to the titanic was there some newspaper article about plans to build the titanic that he lifted his ideas from or was it another example of art foreshadowing life the same way jules verne wrote of submarines long before their invention or da vinci sketched flying machines centuries before the wright brothers as our story of the ship that hid an iceberg the truth or is it simply a titanic hoax we'll find out whether this story is true or false i mean this one's a little bit we already know but yeah but you know what i want to see him tell us yeah 70 000 ton ship on its maiden voyage this is the best part of the entire video where he's just like he knows obviously they're actors and so he has to say that's crazy and really give us a performance bringing over 2200 passengers and it hits an iceberg and sinks over 1500 people die come on harris it's not going to happen i told you people aren't interested in fiction if you guessed this was a story based on reality you were correct it's fact so the worst thing is or maybe the best thing is that he never uh elaborates whatsoever when something is right he doesn't say like because there's some you're gonna be like well how can that be fact right the first one had been like did they find the body or anything he just says nope no literally it'll be like a ghost story and then it'll be like it's true this actually happened and then it just moves on like and there's i also recommend watching supercuts of jonathan break saying things are true and also the things are fiction oh wait i can't open up a new tab because it probably won't work with the share no it worked i saw it okay uh yeah i'm seeing this jonathan frank's telling you you're wrong i'm seeing double best buy ads insane they got you twice two quick ones it's false no way not this time we created it no not this time it's totally me pure fiction it's fiction it's fiction we made it up we made this one up it's a made-up tale whenever he deviates from it's made up or we made this one up it's so funny to me total fabric i like the one like it's all fake yeah yeah yeah it never happened it never happened this one was invented by a writer not this oh wow that never happened it's false it never happened it's a fake it's fiction it's an urban legend that never happened no way we got you how we got you is good we got you not a chance no way we got you not a chance the [ __ ] trifecta legend that never happened no way we got you not a chance that's not a chance loser rip bozo we made this one up it's fiction we made up this one we made it up um one of my mods made eight or one of the members of my community made a tier list for all of these sayings i have to like oh my god yeah which one's the best the best one years before the titanic ever sailed he is from such flatburg could you imagine if he said like imagine believing this la mao in 1999 yeah this would never happen oh yeah that's the story from one of our writers or is true or false at the end of our show next a diary predicts disaster wait isn't that kind of just what happened same story yeah fiction once private thoughts were kept in locked diaries hidden away from prying eyes today's high-tech generation are more than likely to record their deepest secrets on a computer kim maddox is a lonely girl who feels safe recording her thoughts on a computer lonely girl 15 in fact everyone thinks she's fake yeah i know right made the private sanctuary of her innermost feelings we are about to see the frightening consequences this is like oh siddhartha i had to read that in high school um the there's a lot of technology stories that make me feel like it's like a proto-black mirror vibe yeah that makes sense yeah also this feels like very carrie-esque right they bully this they like leak her diary right he's gonna go nuts on him or something i never fit in people think i'm weird because i see things before they happen it's the same girl i assume i now understand that they probably have a a small cast of recurring characters well i don't know i i actually haven't recognized reap many repeats [Music] can you believe that little geek actually had the nerve to talk to me what did she say something about brad's party it is so funny that it's only adults in the show yeah they're yeah i'm this is also throwing me because there have been kids they're happy i've never seen one so i think you're like i know like yeah like there have been kids i show you it's a dude with stubble let's go hey cam hey cam why did it sound like the same audio repeated hey kid i'm confident it was i wasn't popular and rasha and daley were dude this her voice is irritated when they paid attention to me [Music] oh my gosh did l plus ratio holy somebody said moaning myrtle ass [Laughter] yeah plus you fell off plus your diary sucks we got her so good i didn't hate them i hated myself oh oh that's so sad so sad are they running away they just like yeah i mean they showed their faces yeah oh they're gonna go in and steal our computer they must have been hiding the freak left her computer behind just imagine they're trying to hide they're talking to their [ __ ] outside voices well she must be going someplace the freak left her [ __ ] laptop behind what a dummy i couldn't find them they must have been hiding from me she walks right by him to the right yeah here's where she's going i have a better idea let's take a trip into kim world my mind was so preoccupied i never remember to lock up dude i would love for this to turn into a dystopia where they get put into a virtual computer world called kim world where she pulls all the strings tortures them yeah yeah but that's like more twilight zone i think than like whatever this is about to be i can only guess what happened next daily do you think anybody saw us no no one saw us come on let's show the back door okay they read her diary and then they meet some sort of untimely demise maybe oh yeah cause remember the girl can see the future right something something yeah lock their doors there it is her computer let's see what we have imagine the dial up sounds hit go to diary yeah let's see what's on the little freak's mind like the f the fact that they have to like call her a freak and a weirdo at every [ __ ] chance in case you didn't get it they're bullies this little freak this little look she's got stuff about all the kids in school [Music] oh no way how does she know that wait are we in there march 13th i saw daley and her boyfriend travis in the school hall waiting i lost video oh no are you how does that even how does that even happen i lost everything up you lost everything are we in an episode right now oh [ __ ] we're in we're in [ __ ] kim's world or whatever her name is should i try re-sharing uh yeah yeah sorry okay okay okay uh it's back yeah perfect okay cool 13th i saw daley and her boyfriend travis in the school hallway today i'm afraid they'll be breaking up soon poor daily that is so not true russia is going to fail civics and spend the summer in school like how theirs are the one guy was going to be a movie star and those are ones that can be easily verified in the next two weeks right right i would like the idea that like uh like there's something in here where it's like russia's developing nuclear arms or something like she predicts world war three rather go to europe with her parents her teacher is so mean please just ignore it she's so weird she's coming let's go oh [ __ ] dude she's did she just go to the she went to like yeah or something like how did she get back so fast when i came back i didn't know they had been there they for sure hired a different person to do this voiceover there's no way that's her actual voice imagine she was putting on a voice for the first one the farm one right when i saw that the computer was turned on i thought maybe i had forgotten to turn it off but i wasn't sure it was a creepy moment that i didn't like that's a great line it was also i regularly leave my computer on so i would i would have no idea i have adhd i haven't turned my computer off in probably nine months right the last time i turned it off was when i rebuilt it right new parts i put a new graphics card on my computer and that was the last time i turned it off um i did it with it on open heart surgery oh [ __ ] you're mad man i i feel like uh i could walk into my kitchen right now in the dork the door to the fridge and i'd just be like i must be and i just must have done that yeah it's dumb luck everyone knows i hate civics hello hi travis i'm breaking up with you what oh double whammy they are both in the same place the [ __ ] credits come back up the role of travis played by nathan's hand what do you mean we need space the only reason why i went out with you in the first place was because i felt sorry for you jerk oh i hate that idiot daily what it's coming true everything she wrote in the diary all just one event yeah and she break up in the civics oh the civics thing i forgot about that oh yeah well let's find out what else she knows i can't believe we're just breaking in in case you didn't understand that was the girl's house it looks exactly the same laptop in the same position same books also the need to be expository in every piece of dialogue i can't believe we're breaking in the first time she said was like wow she really like should stop leaving her door unlocked she's going to find out what the little witch is predicting the little witch feeling is coming over me again she's like a a cruise liner will hit an iceberg smoke lots of smoke at daley's house what she wrote that and then quickly lit the fire yeah just playing them for fools it's the death note for just events i couldn't control them they just came over me i was starting to feel something yeah somebody in my chat said she's not predicting she's manifesting this is a girl boss at work everybody what's going to happen to rasha and daley i didn't know if i could stop it from happening they hate to see a girl about this [Music] hi kim hi we just wanted to come over and say hi look i i know we haven't always gotten along we just wanted to say that we're sorry and that all is forgiven right yeah yeah sure oh that is right you want to come in wow sure are you gonna kill her yeah i don't know also why that did you see that wipe yeah yeah yeah what uh the windows 98 maze that like they they literally did a horror sound and then to that to that cut like they'll just do anything on the show i'm glad you guys stopped like what the hell imagine you're watching halloween and they use that transition my parents are going away for the night and i was going to see a movie would you like to come i'm sorry did they just walk in and then walk out i think that might have just happened i i zoned out wait they're it's a speed run of their v their vision their friendship okay glad you guys stepped over i was okay we got from them entering to them leaving my parents are going away for the night and i was going to see a movie would you like to come i really need to talk to you uh what a weird thing to say okay okay yeah we will um meet you there okay eight o'clock show sure we'll see you there they're going to stand her up and die because of that freak she can hold them the door was still open oh my god they couldn't they couldn't hold it in for two seconds that's bruce as if freak she's like she doesn't even know how to close the door she's like right behind her whatever like yes oh my god she's really bad at defending her house from invaders what a loser right in front of her oh my god he's transitioning oh say transition again yeah yeah let's just leave it stop breaking into this woman's well we house you just can't trust these computers they can get really sick we should look and see what she wrote for a sloppy with the word virus on it did you not see that oh my god oh rewind you gotta see it oh we're going back frame by frame you better believe it it's insane computers can get real sick oh [ __ ] damn bach2.exe yeah that's someone's real floppy probably they like actually had something on yeah or or they or they wrote this down for the thing and then they were like this isn't obvious enough let's write it we will but you just can't trust these computers they can get really sick you can't trust them because we can break them yeah this is actually covered 19 being uploaded to the mainframe in 1999. wait we should look and see what you like computers died oh i can't believe this here it goes we are going to brad's party anyway uh [Music] why would you do that dude i brad's party is worth dying for i don't know if you've ever been but it's so cute dude everyone is everyone's gonna be there that's crazy it's so funny to have like no distance between them reading that they will die on the way to brad's party and then go we're still going to brad's party i knew they would never make it to the movies to be with me brad's party was going on at the same time the sad part was i knew they'd never make it there either i didn't wish anything bad on rasha and daley it wasn't their fault they were mean to me yes it was uh yeah she's definitely blaming the victim here herself yeah it wasn't their fault they were mean to me i'm a freak i'm a little wish i hate myself i can't close the door i wonder like uh is this like a there's no free will type situation like it wasn't their fault they were mean to me they were programmed by the system to right exactly yeah a moth beat his wings in tokyo and all of a sudden they're going to be mean to me yeah yeah it's yeah and it's not my fault that i always end up the same way alone is that his party oh no that's the castle oh i thought brad had the sickest party i thought that that's literally what they do when they're about to cut back to jonathan franks like literally this is that's the thing like chat this is like where they end the story right this is how they end the story's over but then they cut back no that's jonathan oh that's yeah it's just also a computer it's all the same computer wait so like we don't even know if they died like they could have just well because here's the deal the truth is they didn't die because it's a true story right and very boring sure yeah that's a boring story they found out that they would die and then they didn't and they enjoyed brands died they had a great time exactly oh her and brad are married now and you know we all face that party and they still hate the little witch girl sad to say that shortly after reading kim's diary oh no we're involved in a fatal traffic accident oh says you was there untimely really predicted by kim or were they so frightened upon reading the diary entry that they were driving in a state of blind panic bringing about their own demise but then how do you explain the accuracy of all those other prophecies on kim's computer the story may be fact then again it may be fancy or maybe a fancy fact it's true um uh i'm i'm hard reading this is true oh okay i i'm just gonna just for the sake of uh getting spicy i'm gonna say it's it's not oh i think it might have been field it wasn't their fault they were mean to me and it's not my fault that i always end up the same way alone was this story based on an actual incident yes it was all right yeah i mean wow yeah i hate the alternate or not alternating but the uppercase lowercase that oh oh it sucks it's yeah why did they write it like this what about the design aesthetic of this show made them think that this was a good choice oh my god it was a fact okay this this this diary and what happened what became of the virus that's what i wanted yeah that was um they actually stole a bunch of money from global banks with that virus that's why they faked their death right right they were hacker girls dude i would watch that movie fancy what's up next a woman explores the hidden secrets of her past on beyond belief fact or fiction the human brain much too complicated to be understood by the human brain i'm gonna get crazy with you totally this is a true story oh already okay already yep i'm willing to go for it okay i'm gonna look at this i'm seeing a brain this is science they're gonna blind me with it oh yeah yeah okay what if what if they just go full anti-science don't trust the expert yeah what if all of a sudden she's using esp to like throw trains off she's like mainlining like [ __ ] uh hydrochloroquine or whatever yeah or what's the stuff they say in terminator where they just think that he's on like angel dust that he's like punching through windows and stuff called deja vu all found here and all basically unexplainable jane doe has no recollections of her past yet on the blank wall of her memory images appear that she seems to remember you are about to enter her world to experience a tale of amnesia you will never forget oh nice you'll never forget it because it's amnesia because yeah amnesia yeah he's got away with words jonathan frank he does he's the best part of the show after the accident i had completely lost my memory i hope it's the same girl the name jane doe oh my god call me nobody knew who i was or where i came from i had no identification or records all i had were these flashes in my brain and i was beginning to get one now [Music] stop stop stop the car susan please god damn it soon attendant in the hospital where i was staying she was assigned to drive me to a specialist several hundred miles away she's at a diner sorry a culinary specialist to be clear i only needed the best yeah she she was decided to take me to pancakes starting to experience was more important than any help a doctor could give me i was starting to experience my past all of a sudden have this funny feeling that i've been in this town before oh i mean like where was she found like obviously in that town yeah i mean they specifically mentioned this lady had to drive her to a specialist many miles away oh yeah yeah so i guess okay yeah and i think i've even been in this diner it's gonna be called paddy's diner and she's patty or something right i think it's it's called bud's diner but oh she's bud well it certainly is quite only a loser would decorate it like this yeah her picture anyway oh my god why did it go negative all of a sudden uh because she's having a brain blast oh it's a jimmy neutron we go straight into her brain it's the the colored one that jonathan brakes was holding something told me there was a counter area upstairs that i had visited many times do they already have forks and stuff out yeah everything's set out yeah hey pre-covered was a crazy time man yeah look at and this is far too many napkin dispensers yeah every person needs their own dispenser you know they actually were so mad at the production intern who went and bought them we said dispensers you don't need four dude dude what was the what was the production thing oh yeah like they have they have enough money for [ __ ] four napkin dispensers but couldn't print out a newspaper a newspaper yeah glue it on oh rainbow is like this is for sure when you like learn an editing technique and you just like use it in everything gardenia float please a gardenia float please we haven't had that on the menu in 20 years with extra whipped cream kind of fancy for this place two scoops of ice cream root beer and some nuts sprinkled on the top and it's served in a in a dish that looks like a flower question do you know how in in movies and tv sometimes people just order anything at a restaurant it's like wearing like have a [ __ ] menu she's like i'd like a chilean sea bass please i would like it i'm sorry we don't have that why are you being so like literally just he tried to give her that in a nice way too he's like kind of fancy for this place we only sell burgers yeah yeah like do you not see the [ __ ] baths on the on the wall that's it and all the years i've been here i've never heard anybody order a gardenia float nor do i know what that is would you settle for a piece of bud special best i can do is a pumpkin pie it's like not at all why not it's gonna be all right jane stop calling me jane oh [ __ ] my name isn't jane doe so dramatic yeah my name is everyone on this show is trying to get like a better role you know this is obviously not something you do full time so they're gonna all ham it up they're like this is going in my reel out of context i'm not explaining where this is from she's suffering from post-traumatic memory loss it's not your place to tell yeah right like you don't owe this man anything that's just a fancy way of saying i've got amnesia i really like to help you out but i've never seen you before [Laughter] he's like actually now that you mention it i'll i'll fix up a gardenia float for you yeah exactly maybe that's my mom who runs the uh ran it before me though and she comes in and can't see me i've actually got a cousin who's a neurosurgeon who might be able to help you now annie here might know more than i do oh yeah because she's old after all she's been delivering mail in these although he's old there we go a hundred years why don't you talk she's like actually 150 and then it goes negative and then like dude oh my god it's just uh past those two booths take a right and a left and it's across from the jukebox it's exactly what a confusing escape room yeah you have to break the jar and rebuild the model ship and then yeah there's there's a uh there's a portrait and it's gonna look like it's a portrait of you behind it is a key yeah flip it upside down and it's a clown right yeah it's a clown but if you turn it sideways it's a circus also she back up she's wearing a wizard rope and i need to make sure that everyone saw it oh my god the assistant that oh i thought like yeah it's got a hood what hold on she's a death eater dude what the hell she's the one who uh she's she's the one who smited papa mario in the first story that's so true it's the devil it's the devil incarnate what i think i'll have my usual rodenia flow lemonade i know right what like i'm i'm struggling to understand why she would know this person's order but no one recognizes her right is she the last bartender but it's her spirit not her face oh her spirit yeah like she's i don't know i actually don't know yeah she has amnesia but she's like got the memories of someone else maybe yeah yeah how'd you know that did did you use did you used to buy lemonade from a little girl on spring street she's the little girl that's i haven't been to spring street in 50 years 90 interstate it's been gone for years there we go yeah there it is yep i don't know my head is splitting open i see flashes and they just disappear i just i really want this bass to start singing what is it this table oh yeah i guess uh i guess we should put like a warning flashing on this oh yeah i mean there's a lot of flashes in this segment of my here let me i i didn't even think about this oh yeah is this florence wheeler is this the same actress chat who's florence wheeler it's just one of the names of the characters from uh from this show you all know her from me yeah we kind of we kind of hold we we hold the plot flash i'm sorry i googled florence wheeler and i have no idea what is happening none of these people seem like who you would be talking about okay the table it has food on it sometimes flash there's something special about it she carved her name yeah yeah it's like a love it's a love thing maybe oh yeah heart with the initials or something yeah joanne and dave [Music] too easy easy dude too easy aw loves bp what is that british petroleum yeah um i'm trying to think of aw aw yeah it's a tough one yeah no but it sounds familiar bp is billy palmer they said he was in here all the time poor kid he was killed in a bad crash years ago he's on his way to elope oh bridge outside of town maybe around midnight yeah is this is she she's got the memories of his billy porter's uh fiance or something is the cemetery still across the road in saint mary's church hasn't moved grandma is putting on a tour de force performance nominee for best supporting actress the um someone in my chat said she loves battle pass thank you damn she's not on our side gamers damn there in the cemetery i was sure i would discover the link to my past how often does cemeteries have a photo of the guy not often open some closed door who was he heart never forgets i felt if i stood there long enough it would become closer thank you cutting back i had a few false hopes but in the end billy's grave gave me absolutely no answers at all i felt i was so close to finding myself where'd she talk nothing oh just a blank damn i was so sure this was gonna lead somewhere our jane doe never knew the possible truth for only a few feet from billy's grave was the grave of the girl girl who died with him that said yo her photo head ringer for our jane doe angela wright born is that a dead ringer it was that supposed to be big that's supposed to be her it's supposed to be her it's like hard she has a different hair did our jane doe actually live a past life in the town she was visiting was it really her who died in that accident years ago the ways framing this in the cemetery i don't want them to say fact but they're going to they're going yeah yeah yeah yeah someone who looked like her is this the first time you were being asked to judge the truthfulness of this tale or as that great philosopher yogi berra once said got him we'll find out whether this story is true this is true this is easy true because it's non-verifiable it's like yeah what are you gonna do she lived a past life you can't you literally cannot tell us it's false yeah it's just a free one all right here we go and a life lived before let's see a brief reprise i think i'll have my okay buy lemonade are you okay han it is the whole episode i know really yeah you don't need to know all the other things about it i shouldn't be able to like skip forward three times and still be in the recap disappear was this story of a woman whose memory was based on a past life true not this time oh oh they don't eat it up it's fiction this is so easily believable though like yeah it's crazy because it's not even that interesting yeah because they didn't give us anything right you barely yeah you barely told us anything you your editor just went off with like making a woman frame they knew and also what was up with that sunday they didn't address the garden and they spent a lot of screen time it was a hyper specific thing they were like yeah and then they just did the lemonade again which is the same like this it does the same thing you know how they could have fixed this if they had simply put on her gravestone loved the gardenia or whatever that would solve a world record holder idiom milkshake slurping challenge oh yeah i almost uh oh yeah careful careful we don't want to spoil the last chorus yeah she doesn't even get a sub a sub thing the dude got billy got loving son which also isn't a great thing to write on somebody's grubstone our loving daughter oh yeah first love and then first loves live forever okay interesting the grave of the girl who died with him that same night her photo a dead ringer for our jane so so truly the photo thing is it's very unusual to have the photo and the only reason that billy had the photo is so that they could show us that this was the girl because they they wrote themselves into a corner where they were like well how do we how do we make it clear to the odds yeah what's the big reveal the photo where she has such a distinctly different hairstyle yeah i don't know i look so low resolution i thought it was a black woman i was like oh that's like she like lived a different body too right right and now it's like oh no that's literally the person walking around it looks like nothing like that it's yeah it's very hard to tell you live on an accident it's a furry as fires invade a home on beyond belief spontaneous fires i can't believe they boomed me man his first great discovery you can't believe what they boomed me with science they showed a brain and it was fake i feel like you shouldn't be able to do that science i also feel like sometimes the thing that they say beforehand is a huge misdirection for like what the story ends up being for centuries it has allowed us to cook our food heat our dwellings and light our pathways dude why is there a tiny suit of armor next to him i thought it was go back i thought it was full size and then the perspective shifts yeah it's like even before this when they they start on it and i'm like damn that's a suit of armor watch yeah so there's someone in my chat who's like a big fan of the show and he said this story is top tier so i'm pretty excited first great discovery for centuries it has allowed us to cook our food heat our dwellings and light our pathways and everything that has been jonathan franks give us a pitch on the concept of fire then it since either relies on fire or imitates it but fire is inspired no no no did he say everything invented sense relies on fire hang on hang on and light our pathways and everything that has been invented since either relies on fire or imitates in what way he's thought to jump that's just not true not even i guess sometimes you have to heat i yeah like a slingshot doesn't rely on fire nor imitate it right early i think actually when i think of slingshot i'm like man dude get a [ __ ] original thought you're such an imitation of fire but fire is inspiring something else in the lives of stuart and laura freeland the destruction of their security and when we cannot control our own safety then all we have left are the fires of fear fear in this instance is also inspired by fire all right sharks i've got i've got a revolutionary concept fire 2. peters have been a cop for over 20 years he has seen more than he cares directly but the only cases that keep him up at night in cases like this that's why he's here today 1998 man yeah you know what's really funny is a lot of the uh a lot of the stories and this are like unexpectedly critical of institutions like like the prison industrial complex and stuff um like every time there's like a cop or or like i'm trying to think of the other one but it's strangely like poignant and remembering yeah i think that conspiracy theorists are like the original i've never met a conspiracy theorist that didn't start with something true right also you know what i mean right right the government's lied before and it's like true and it's like that means they're lying about everything that's ever happened yeah and that's where they lose unfortunately everything that's ever happened yeah even the invention of fire kept going government conspiracy [Music] must be a flashback right yeah if you can believe it this isn't the first story about a fire department um the other story about a fire department five episodes into uh beyond beliefs episode season two is uh is very good it's a very good story okay oh do you see that dude it's you know how uh the outlet is a little face he's he's like he's blowing fire out of his mouth yeah yeah um also the apparently someone pointed out that this the cop played a cop in a different story an abusive cop do you folks have somewhere to stay tonight yeah yeah i don't understand it we just bought the house they said everything checked out fine well i've never seen flames shoot out from an outlet before nor has anyone ever since i'm sure yeah i'll be able to figure it out [Music] damn they just kind of left him hanging hey i'm sure someone else can figure it out yeah an electrician the electrician's going to go never in my 100 years of being electrician also what a dumb ass you know he installed this upside down yeah crazy you're going to think that'll stop the fire you know what i mean oh you had it you had the outlet upside down that's a wumbo you sure this is the right one yes of course yeah i can't figure it out i mean it looks brand new not even scorched i don't understand i don't know the insurance company wants me to change it and check out the wiring if there's a problem with the electrical i'll find it god stewart honey what's that smell i don't know but it just started getting really fast okay this is obviously a gas leak right and there's like gas coming out of the outlets because they're just doing the rotten eggs yeah yeah cause i feel like they could even start hallucinating and stuff but i also noticed something i think this entire scene is adr because the audio sounds really off oh i don't know but it just started getting really bad oh yeah yeah she's saying hi what's up she just came to say hi i can't see anything right now so i'm just yeah yeah yeah it's kind of uh she exists in my imagination and then she walked out okay i'll i wait i wave you can deliver my wave later he waved too i'm a good middle man let's go 9-1-1 dude nothing in that scene was said in that moment they like yeah they're like oh the mics weren't recording we're gonna have to do this whole thing in post his car they realize they really [ __ ] the dialogue and it made no sense like we just got to re-record everything yeah we're gonna have to rewrite the story from the ground up call 9-1-1 oh he his mouth didn't even match like he said something else yeah yeah the fire department confirmed the overwhelming odor of sulfur by now they had been called to the freelance residence on five different occasions another fire and another dead end spies that's when police detective harold peters was assigned to the case freeland nice to meet you might have asked you a few questions no your name is uh stuart freelance yes and your name laura sloane freeland is there an e at the end of sloan no detective what's this all about did you just mess with the guy's name this is such an important element like give her a different did we really need to waste dialogue on this spell her name just give her an unambiguous middle name or none at all yeah if he's like i'm sorry is that a bavarian i think uh i've been doing a little research on my own family tree and it has nothing to do with it can we actually just sit on the kitchen table i want to sketch out something figure that out mr freeland i mean it's [Laughter] he's like i've been working on my cruise liners wanted to know what you think sorry stare directly at the camera oh sure is this related in any way no no this is just my hobby i will tell you what's baffling here though there are no scorch marks on this wall here if the fire's touching the wall you figure gotta leave a mark but uh nothing right the insurance company has sent inspectors elect did they paint over the um outlet i don't know it's like here yeah actors electricians even soil specialists no one can figure it out shame this soil specialist shows up yeah this is uh a house and i kind of work on the dirt not only anything else i don't have a tank here but thanks for that'll be a hundred dollars where do you work mr freeland take aerospace and uh business good yeah it's good i've been looking for a career change myself this is some insane questions i'm saying detective this guy is like playing 5d chess oh unless like insurance fraud i guess right yeah i guess they're trying they're he's trying to like pin him or something yeah you have something to do with this oh no no no no no let me be honest with you i can't figure this out i mean there's no scorch marks on the floor or the walls i mean it's the damnest fire i've ever seen there were scorch marks on the the the chair on the chair though so yeah i don't understand that for the fire department too what do you think we should do damn if i know maybe ought to get yourself a psychic [ __ ] worst cop yeah is called dr lloyd cameron a man with an incredible success record in spirit depossessions well there are no fluctuations in temperature or energy levels what does that mean it means that i don't see anything in this house well here's another answer maybe the energy has attached itself to one of you come on that's crazy how how could that come on that's crazy i would ask uh what are you talking about like as if she understood everything else he was saying somebody's done something bad oh somebody's cheating oh god it has to do with his aerospace business for sure right oh yeah he's like responsible for like oh yeah somebody died some horrible disaster but yeah that's the look of a man who [ __ ] a ghost [Laughter] what he's like i [ __ ] the socket actually yeah the house is his progeny oh no uh it's me i've been a bad boy set fire to the woods next to our house jesus that's crazy it got out of control and it burned the whole lot my father said that whoever did it would be followed by fire damn his own dad cursed him yeah what the hell is his dad a [ __ ] warlock like why would he say that he scared us so bad we never said anything i never told anyone now you have what does that do well it clears the conscience and it uh releases the spirits so it was that easy repressed yeah it'll never happen head of paranormal activity oh paranormal activity oh he said the title he said the magic words over mr friedland it was that easy the fires continued to burn inside the house finally it was the wife who also set fire she's like when i was 10 i said fire to a two and my mother said that i would be followed by fire for two forevers determined by undetectable gases and ordered the house torn down the same day stewart and laura freeland moved to another town but something was left behind a member of the wrecking crew found it and handed it over to detective peters at first it seemed like a useless memento is it gave me like a photo book that somehow survived the fire but it turned memories that should have been discarded long ago but were saved like some horrible lesson you don't want it is the wife she was a dirty she's a bad girl i just love i'm obsessed with how they do newspapers this this one is like so brand new you know what i mean like this was clearly made today by the prop department it's in perfect condition horrible lesson you don't want to remember that are afraid to forget the book showed that laura sloane freelance can a seven why would you save that in a scrapbook yeah yeah why would yeah why would you say that the page before was like my first concert and some flowers and in the bridge afterwards here's when i was charged with criminal arson as a seven-year-old also i don't like the the lesson of these people who are children when they've done these bad things being followed into adulthood like you know it's like it's a bad thing but like i thought you're so young it was involved in incident of criminal arson the fire she started killed several people so the psychic was right only it wasn't the husband the evil energy had attached itself to be clear the psychic was right chat did she do it again older but not wiser why did they oh dude the news was clowning on a child right and also released from court custody as she was in court custody for like 10 years as a kid lighting fire presumably accidentally also was it slown with an e or not an e i don't remember anymore yeah because the captions spelled it with an e a wife all along detective peters had his answers the question was did he believe them but detective peters was not around when the psychic said that that would set you free yeah i don't know what detective peters is just like what does he get out of this surely the uh uh what's it called the um statute of limitations is out for this crime yeah for the nine-year-old that accidentally started a fire they charge her as an adult retroactively it was in the newspaper so it was already like public knowledge right could this story about yeah and also if you had an arsonist a famed arsonist whose house kept catching on fire you wouldn't be like well golly gee like i don't know what this is right also he asked her name also you would think that if you knew her full name they would type that into some database and it would be like ah yes the newspaper the publicized article and the criminal local arsonist there's not a single person who remembers the the child arsonist from 20 years ago in place can spontaneous combustion occur with no scientific explanation or could the fires have been caused by some repressed spirits sent to punish a woman who had crossed the gods of flame in the past that is jesus that's actually bars holy [ __ ] one more time you play it back that's the only alternative he's literally yeah he literally was like i will pose you with two options was it did we make it up or yeah did icarus fly across the sky at his chariot scientific explanation or could the fires have been caused by some repressed spirits sent to punish a woman who had crossed the gods of flame in the past damn is this story real or unreal that is the burning question he's always he's gotta wait unreal doesn't make sense in that context right because it could be real and unreal is that real or did we make this an unreal engine [Laughter] real or unreal i mean yeah i'm guessing real i sound stupid but i don't really understand the metaphor of the show obviously there was no fire demon i don't think that the thing is the meta of the show does truly feel like a coin flip [Laughter] sometimes my chat is like no it was obvious and i'm like was it obvious because of the ghost because they said it's true you know what i mean whoever did it would be followed by fire someone said it's too specific to be fake okay let's see now you have i respect that yeah i think it's it's fiction because it makes too much sense that it makes sense okay i can't trust chat with anything what does that do well it clears up it's over mr friedland also this psychic was wrong yeah so much for a [ __ ] cycle the story of fire that couldn't be controlled or explained is inspired by a similar incident well there you go what we know the fact that everything was inspired by fire so literally anything could have started this the it's so funny because the story will be hyper specific but then his explanation will be like uh it's actually it has once happened in a house yeah it's actually in fact fires have destroyed many houses over the course of time that's so funny see chat i knew that was good inspired inspired yeah yeah saying inspired by is such a weasel word and you can do that on any of these no that that is truly how they how they get out my chat's like stanz is finally getting it you've learned i don't know do you it's all made up it's all it's all made up it's all made but even the fact or fiction part is made up but you assume there is some sanctity to the right there's not to their credit the titanic one is like the closest they've ever got to to the fact but um what do you think do you have time for another i could probably swing it yeah uh let me take a tiny break and grab a little water and then i will do the exact same okay cool we'll meet back here we'll meet back here yeah all right i've returned okay sorry i haven't even left yet that's my hat no it's okay you're a bit we're taking shifts um all right chat i am going to order myself some food um and i also just want to randomly say that i have a cast iron skillet next to me um and the reason why will become clear at some point but i just think it's a funny object to have so close to me in my office for protection yeah just in case just in case the fire spirits start acting up um i actually got this this item that was inspired by fire uh and imitates it so so it'll it'll protect me beyond belief um for cream puffs yeah i'm trying to fry up some cream puffs oh no jarvis is planning to cook us [Music] can i just tell you about my new favorite drink my new favorite drink is um tapache i've talked about this before i it's so good it's like this fermented uh pineapple thing i truly don't know anything about it but i had it once and now i'm like obsessed with it and it's the other best the other great thing about it is it's only 40 calories and it makes me feel like uh you know instead of drinking like a coke or something like sometimes i like to have a little fizzy you know and it's got some probiotics in there you know i care about my gut health everything is so packed because it's inspired by fire inspired by fire seems like a like a game of thrones reference or something is jarvis gonna eat soup inspired by fire new new uh band name i can i fully see that uh jordan and i or we have a new video together uh jordan and i on his channel you should definitely check that out if you haven't all right i'm back i for some reason i like swallowed something wrong right so you said that welcome back i was done chat about how uh i have a cast iron skillet next to me in my my office and it's because i was doing a brand deal not with a big fan of pub g yeah yeah it's actually uh like it's a bespoke post thing so i just have all these random objects next to me like i didn't even ask them to send me this but they sent me like a sword like a um is it like a like a some sort of thing for like chopping wood outside like a sword axe thing and i was like okay i'm not gonna put that on it's not a replica it is they expect you to go out into the woods it's like meant for it like the image is like a dude just like chopping chopping the bark off a off a [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of wood can i tell you something i'm intrigued by that i think is like it is also something that like people that i find a little bit cringey are intrigued by all right let's get let's get it is it nft no no i hate it i [ __ ] hate it okay it is um exercise that is based on like stereotypically like medieval or masculine things like when people have those fake axes that are heavy and they like hit stuff outside all right get this instagram mad for a giant bow all the time interesting it is like only for exercise i don't i don't own any of them i just think they're kind of neat and that's what the accent okay well so is it against twitch tos for me to wield a blade on stream because i kind of want to talk to you is it i actually don't know i mean i think if for you i don't know for me i would do anything i'd kill a person on stream they don't know what to expect right i don't even think this is being broadcast to the world i i i haven't you know i'm still in a i'm still like a 1k andy here on twitch so uh i'm still flying out of the radar as well but i'll show you here i'll do it i i also want to say cracker on stream so that twitch bans me oh my god you i did this bit yesterday really i i was yeah yeah jordan and i have been watching the show black white on stream and we've definitely made fun of the word before so i'm like they should just enforce their rules it's like well yeah no you and this is gonna sound funny you should be banned for saying it and now you should be banned for saying that [ __ ] you got me it's pandora's banning that is insane at first i was like i don't why would you get banned now i think you're gonna get back here i go dude i i literally just like wielded a weapon and then like set a slur it's all it's it's brutal looking that's fine that's not for chopping wood that's for chopping people it's i that's what i feel but then yeah look at the let's see is it they gave me some sort of insert oh here it is here it is this is the ad read by the way chat you have to do this in the middle of the stream bespoke post that is sexual right it's just this man's crotch it's his crotch holding a big stick so someone in my chat said oh yeah i've shown off my machete on stream several times jarvis you should be good i'm saying wait what are you streaming [Laughter] um all right we're on episode six now yeah [Music]

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Length: 98min 50sec (5930 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 30 2021