Best of the Worst: Plinketto #4

well Jack we've dusted off the cobwebs we pulled it out of storage it's time for another fling keto whoa you know Jay I'm always happy to drop by for a Plinko first of all we've got again Deathstalker - nice and hell squad steel justice feeders with the very obvious Halloween alien mask I cover I just saw that at a spirit Halloween the other day in exact same one nice time bursts the final Alliance which I don't know which movie that is in the time verse series but it's the last one players choice little Bigfoot stirring a hideous monster and someone in a Bigfoot costume turbulence three heavy metal with Rutger Hauer well there we go virtual combat starring don the dragon Wilson and it cost somebody 85 cents twin dragon encounter now you're responsible for that one where did that come from or how did you even hear about it I saw a clip somewhere agent I I think I bought that for the studio five years ago at this it was like right after we started best of the worst and it's twin martial artists from Canada I believe and our last film alien warrior yeah so now is the time where one of us goes up and drops the ball so let me know what I land on [Music] all right playing cat toe all right [Music] 13 Rutger Hauer starting Rutger Howard [Music] I'm sorry [Music] this is a terrible music video in the context of the film yeah they just like filmed it and that's like the production offices and they just keep going to negative like think they should have pumped some money into making a crazy Marilyn Manson esque video alright turbulence three heavy metal with Rutger Hauer not starring oh just with I could be wrong but I think turbulence the first one was a theatrical movie but this one has Joe Mantegna who you always want as the headliner of your film taking terror to new heights we've got the diversity John Carpenter's ghosts of Mars this looks like the main bad guy from ghosts of Mars Oh No Slade Craven rock superstar [ __ ] yeah and reigning king of Death Metal which is in capital Death Metal yes capitalized source has planned a concert unlike anything the world has ever seen he'll be performing for a cargo load of lucky fans on board a 747 jumbo jet as it flies from Los Angeles to Toronto the entire spectacle will be broadcast on the Internet via Web music video network Z TV movie of the year [Music] yeah why are the fans right look at they're just sitting there that's very low seats they're very considerate fans looks like a children's television of the clown show but murder and mayhem take over as one sadistic fan hijacks the plane and kills anyone who gets in the way of his ultimate satanic plan let's let's rock out with our [ __ ] pit out [Music] [Music] well Jack here you take this because I got to check something yeah no forget it here Thanks I'm afraid of heights jack I'm afraid of heights and I really really have absolutely no interest in dropping the ball again on the plane kettle bored it's [ __ ] sucks actually that's great Mike I'm put in the position of randomly selecting the video that we all watch if only there was someone else that could do this [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] nightmare okay I want to get a little Bigfoot [Music] [Music] [Applause] Jerald ah come here from samurai kabocha that's a surprise cameo if so it is oh my god why would you cast him in a movie where he's not doing like karate stuff you [ __ ] racist I'm talking about all his own roles in other films when rich is calling you or race well our second film or watching today is called Little Big Foot everyone needs a secret friend that's not always true kids if someone says that they're your secret friend tell your parents I mean like right away immediately especially if it's a man that looks like this a little Bigfoot it appears to be a film about a little Bigfoot it looks like an Ewok mixed with a Bigfoot sure I'm assuming it's going to be a child Bigfoot that that's my guess little kids befriend a kid Bigfoot yes deep in the heart of Cedar Creek the shoemaker kids are enjoying a quiet summer vacation but with the amazing discovery of a friendly little Bigfoot they soon find themselves on the adventure of a lifetime that's all there's nothing 99 minutes that's that hurts [Music] Oh [Applause] oh I wasn't anticipating that well if this is this is what year is this 1995 the bad guy I'm gonna call it all bald white corporate guy from a company that wants to DeForest the area where little Bigfoot lives with his family for corporate profit boom this is him mr. Largo all shakes cakes again he does not like nature he's got balls in his pockets all right those are two movies and you know what it's time for the third drop Jack yeah I heard drop and I'm feeling so lucky all right I'm gonna do it all right at sea where am I gonna put the sucker until there's so many times oh wait a minute jack yeah you've never gotten drop the ball before have you know you don't want Jack you know why you just come up here I'm just gonna my god these little guys are great oh look at the evil dead alien vision feeders earth was just an appetizer out of the sky and onto your throats comes a life-form more terrifying than anything you could have ever imagined plunging the world into a nightmare of apocalyptic proportions Derek and Bennet are two weary travelers on route to the East Coast when their vacation is interrupted by a UFO sighting and a deadly encounter with small flesh-eating beings who begin a siege on the forests and nearby community feeding on any living thing in their path Derek and Bennet must fight for their lives and find a way to survive the unexpected horrors that await them filled with many stunning visual effects and the terrifying visitors themselves I think I found I'm gonna guess that there are no stunning visual effects no I I'm starting to get a terrible feeling the skipping like things stunningly bad yeah [Music] the Germans is unimpressed whoa reborn there being around the spaceship or they vaporized him one of the two Oh No he's laying on tinfoil oh they're [ __ ] him Derek and Bennett's stumbling around the woods with these horrible puppet aliens I starting to regret this be prepared for a close encounter of the worst kind let's go watch feeders Juhi what well let's stick our hands in a blender like [Music] I'm blanking on your name do you like well hello the J and I'm today's best of the worst we watched three movies and the first movie we watched turbulence three Mike tell us about turbulence three it's just about to do that to you well first of all before we begin today's episode I'd like to address these wonderful little tape holders slash DVD holders slash blu-ray holders yeah that somebody sent to us I don't know who somebody made and sent them to us there I think they're there they're 3d printed so yeah so thank you thank you they're beautiful whoever sent these in I'm sure we'll break them sooner rather than later you'll need to send in more they are pretty neat but uh like rich said our first film turbulence three heavy metal shock rocker Slade Wilson oh what's his name Slade Craven yes who looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and gene Simmons and he's supposed to be like some kind of demonic shock rocker and and he decides to hold an exclusive concert aboard a 747 it's really a great idea brilliant idea even though nobody stayed in their seats and they disobeyed all regulations they apparently gutted the front of the plane and took out all the seats yep y'all just for this one concert ya seem to make that area of the airplane a little bit wider sued yeah it looks like it a little bit bigger than you would think an airplane would look but in reality it would be way too small like way way too small so they cheated a little bit they didn't even as much as I thought they weren't going to I thought it was just gonna be blatantly just being just a giant area it wasn't Oh vert Lee comic ol which is what I was expecting yeah [Music] it's work I'm literally insane yeah but I like that that's high premise that you know rock concert on an airplane there's turbulence they're Satanists there's terrorists well we should point out is that this movie is a little time capsule of a very specific period of time which is post Columbine pre 9/11 let little window of just a few years when Marilyn Manson was super popular and you could still find tons and tons of box cutters all over airplanes look at all those box cutters on that plane ah in this pre 9/11 just all over the place planes are literally box cutters uh-huh it's very easy to sneak a gun on board you just sneak in guns on well that's I think it's supposed to be comical when like they're you know doing the the metal detector thing and the guys obviously covered in metal but from a modern perspective the incredibly lacks security at the airport I think I think things are lacks at LAX well we got hackers we've got government agencies the FBI and then we have a Satanist who is on board he sneaks a gun on board because again three 9/11 and coincidentally this satanic cultists looks exactly like our Marilyn Manson knockoff yes there are so many pieces to this puzzle of turbulence three and they all result in everybody standing in one spot for 90% of the movie oh it's the most efficiently fill the little film script I've ever seen well and then we have Sammy Hagar what's his name Slade Craven then we Slade Craven who has been knocked out and placed in the warehouse section of the plains the section of the plane with all the box cutters yeah this is all the box cutters and the computer monitor and the cables and the concrete floor and then we have FBI guys who team up with the people that are running the internet livestream that's right and then we have the hacker who teams up with the underrated FBI agent so that's their there at their computer hacking station for the rest of the movie hacker slash member of a boyband yes who apparently that actor was also in turbulence too as a different character oh there's a different character yeah yes say Mac but he will always be Nightbreed oh and but don't forget about the cockpit we I was actually incredibly shocked when he goes to one of the other locations for like literally a second yeah there's actually one of his scenes there's multiple scenes in the movie where he's in the cockpit and he does absolutely nothing it just cuts to him there to remind you that he's in the movie and at the end of one of those he looks at his watch and he gets up from his chair like he's leaving I'm done and it's like well we got to use every bit of footage we have of Rutger our so they just love to did only pay me until four guys but we should really talk about the the subtext of this movie which is how it is an ode to how efficient modern communication is ask him to engage the autopilot again okay dissuade let's reengage the autopilot it's not lighting up I have the FBI here and they they want to talk to Craven hold on I'll be right back to you okay put me back on okay because everyone is talking to everyone Oh despite a flying through a storm yeah a reporter talks into his microphone to an air traffic controller somehow we've been assured that all FAA safety regulations will be followed so there is no reason to deny the request can you comment on the rumors that threats have been made against the FAA if the concert doesn't happen absolutely not there haven't been any threats talking making a phone call with his microphone yes my brain couldn't process is this hey dude you have an idea I'm such a big fan of yours he talks about an old computer monitor right everyone can communicate with everyone all over the place while the heart can't be broken listens in on the hacker on Nightbreed yeah ordering a pizza everyone can hear everything and do everything and talk to everyone well there's twists where it turns out that Rutger Hauer is one of the Satanists so he ends up shooting himself in the head for reasons but wait you gotta talk about what Rutger Hauer did before that somehow he blew up the San Diego Airport of terrorism the filmmakers realized that nothing was happening so they're like let's just blow something up they bombed the tower in San Diego who did that Craven bad Craven okay that kind of came out of nowhere but but they're like talked to the FAA in San Diego that'll give you something something and then and then Rutger Hauer like he takes his shoe off and he hits the control literally that's what happened right because okay I don't know if we're properly communicating how dumb this movie is so it's so hard it's hard to it's it's hard to explain you're cutting the Rutger Hauer shooting himself Rutger Hauer shoots himself because he is the only pilot left and he said the manual controls to crash the plane into a church in Kansas because the church calls on satanic ley-line they think that the plane will go right down to hell guess what stall is it's a very small town in eastern Kansas with a church with a very interesting history it is Church in Kansas is the seventh gateway to hell even the Pope in his visit to Colorado in 1996 would not fly over eastern Kansas they're gonna fly into the gateway to hell this really does just keep getting dumber it's just getting weird it's getting weirder yeah not dumber but it will only fly into hell if ten million people are watching the livestream yes of fake Kraven the hunter crashing into the church and Luckett luckily we have like a digital counter of how many people are watching the livestream and once it hits ten million I guess it just stops working and it just kind of blinks that's their goal but there is a brief period of time where our rock star is not performing and their views are going down and it's accompanied by a slide whistle the video is almost over and we are losing viewers what it really needed for the slave cravin role is someone way more over the top than whoever this boring [ __ ] was it would it would have worked if the twist was he was kind of cowardly and nebbish in reality when he's not doing as serious care when he's not playing his goth rock and roll yeah if he was like cuz we didn't think that he was gonna become like the action star which is kind of what he becomes the one who has to end up landing the plane he fights the fake him at one point interesting enough premise bizarre premise yeah just executed in the worst possible way but also strangely enough in the best possible way because it could have been very annoying but it it became so bad it was so like the hacker stuff they didn't try to make it would call it was incredibly lame and stupid the whole way through they look like they were on like the the friends apartment like yes should have been dimly lit hackers always like her in the dark with the smoky lighting yeah and they didn't have like the camera constantly swirling around it was just like it was a flat jaw yeah of them just typing on a keyboard which I'm sure is what real hacking looks like but yeah do do something to make it interesting [Laughter] that's that's some amazing piece of technology so there's two things that upset me about this movie the first thing was this true sister there's two major things okay when Slade Craven is fighting his evil doppelganger like at the end they're fighting each other and we quite clearly see in the background the exit door to the plane oh yeah that door does not get open and nobody gets sucked out of the plane I'm very upset about that yeah look how light that was for him to move good is it gonna do he just get shoved in the bathroom with like this this empty cardboard box propped up against it was a there was a flight attendant cart and he's like he picks it up like it's made of styrofoam that's gonna hold the bad guy and the bad guy never comes back the second thing is at the end when the pilots dead and they have to land this plane that's set to crash into this church I was so ready for the hacker to hack the plane no the new problem is two planes on autopilot I think the hackers gonna control the plane with the computer he's either gonna control the plane of the computer is gonna tell him I have my hacking I have to hack the play and I don't want to land the plane hit this button what's the dumbest thing [Laughter] the hacker actually takes control of the plane yeah that would be the dumbest to be literally hacks the plane alright simple some kids grew up playing Nintendo for me it was flight simulators a joystick yeah and to land the plane before this flight stick kind of did like he was if if you go back to the shots of the hacker the hacker is doing something with the control I think he's doing the flight simulator so he knows what to tell Sammy Hagar to do to turbulence three defies cliches in the most unsatisfactory way possible can you believe what this happened [Applause] so much like turbulence three having very little turbulence little Bigfoot has very little little Bigfoot mom older brother Maine kid younger sister dog and alien-like creature Oh so kind of like that famous alien film the thing this is just we're making a cheap direct-to-video family movie we need to plot just et we'll just do the plot V T okay well one I mean the little Bigfoot plays such a little part in this movie no pun intended what little kids wants when they see a film like this is they want lots of politics about deforestation environmental activists are really important to children and car chases violent car chases there's [ __ ] five car chases in this movie [Music] see system syndrome doesn't she know she's missing teeth and a bad actress [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] are there as many car chases as there scenes of little Bigfoot masturbate he's a wild animal someone in the creative process of this movie made a mistake and they didn't realize that any close up of a little Bigfoot it looks like he's in the process of masturbating and having an orgasm well and maybe part of that is his animal noises kinda sound like a monkey and it kind of sounds like he's enjoying himself nicely doing this - yeah and it's in his hands are below frames do that again no no make more like the masturbation face and just want to just there you go put your hand into the table though and ammunition digitally zoom he'll do just like we'll have to do with a little big bug given us somehow [Music] the begin of this movie a little Bigfoot and big Bigfoot are out in the woods these loggers see them and shoot at them after a car chase after a car chase they shoot it big Bigfoot and they injure big Bigfoot who sits in a cave on the ground for 90% of the movie its likable gunshot with a gunshot wound it's like Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs just laying there bleeding out and then and then in the town we introduced to we're introduced to another character who is an environmentalist veterinarian yes environmentalist first veterinarian which which could come in handy you would assume that we're conveniently except the veterinarian never meets up with Mama Bigfoot well we'll get to that this is like blue balls blue balls a perfect setup I love animals I love nature I'm the veterinarian I know how to fix animals the blue balls part rich is even further further expanded well yeah the two little kids in the dog and little kids they go in the cave and they get mama Bigfoot I had a cave they make that [ __ ] thing get up and limp along then tries to rest on the log collapses it I guess like insult to injury [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] aren't our working theory was that the actress who played the veterinarian yes quit probably because of sexual harassment there was that one scene where one of the loggers is like like grabbing her hair and it seemed like out of place or inappropriate so for whatever reason she quit the movie and they didn't shoot the scene where she cures mama Bigfoot cuz at the end we see mama Bigfoot on the mountain like waving the last time we saw mama but Bigfoot she was dying next to a log now she's waving goodbye [Music] and the last time we saw a little Bigfoot he had his foot caught in a bear trap yes you're just waving a violin everything's okay the off-screen gunshot from the hunter with with the eye patch cuz there's a hunter with a knife and who's aiming at little Bigfoot and then we hear a gunshot and then the guy from Star Trek The Next Generation comes out and he's like all as well yeah little Bigfoot got out of the bear trap and mom a Bigfoot managed to cure self her gunshot wound and there's not a mountain the big feet that seemed like there was like 25 minutes of footage they never befriend a little Bigfoot no Bigfoot comes back to their house and then they're like get [ __ ] lost and they sent it back into the woods and then a little Bigfoot is like they're the hunters start going after it and they're like oh we got to save little Bigfoot they're like why do you just let it in your house and then he'd be fine go ahead I'm in the closet or in the basement or something yeah you know they're gonna bring the fight back [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait why is this happening because that scene where you yell at an animal when you wanted to leave happens in movies like this why just came out of nowhere but it happens immediately they just jump out of the truck isn't you supposed to be an emotional moment cuz it really doesn't hate him you know what he's seeing that to try and make him go away this happens after a twelve-year-old steals a truck the field effect to make him escape in the first place and none of which has any bearing on the outcome didn't mean to but also like he's never established a relationship with little Bigfoot we don't know if he loves or hates a little Bigfoot because he's only known him about two minutes in novi they did the scene where what mom mom says I'm going into town they little Bigfoot into the house and they bond and he does a key thing TV a little Bigfoot you know and then they have a bonding moments let me show you my baseball cards let's play baseball in the backyard and mom's coming home let's hide a little Bigfoot dude you know none of that should happen little Bigfoot is lecherous that's all I kept thinking about during the movie yeah cuz it runs like like a bowlegged dwarf and you know it's a little person it is it's a little person in a costume but you never buy it as an animal you never buy it as an animal like et you bought as an alien you never buy it as an animal you just know it's a [ __ ] with beard stubble in there right nice to have a cigarette break it's a working actor and they're just kind of gotta wear [ __ ] monkey suit today absolutely and you can just see him hopping around and doing monkey stuff in a Bigfoot outfit it's ridiculous and he's he's hot it's summer he's pissed off he's probably not getting paid very much well to be fair I mean there is that personal bond and that they give a little Bigfoot a name they named him Bilbo after Bilbo The Hobbit which in this movie I guess The Hobbit is different than our reality where the Hobbit is a book about you know hobbits and fantasy right the kids looking at this book called Bilbo the Hobbit and it's like the mom made it it's like a like a like a bootleg of The Hobbit and she didn't remember the story so she just made it about a little monkey man this is a monthly but it can't just be the mom because the veterinarian also knows about like the hobbits on the mountain oh okay so this is just an alternate reality where hobbits are little eight people apparently unless toki and named hobbits hobbit after some kind of super old kind of folklore ii thing yeah that were unaware of Bilbo's small we'll call him Bilbo they think he's a hobbit that's the amount of thought that went into it hobbits like a little like leprechaun or something what's that from I don't know whatever the cats do though well and again it's like that's why I like this was such an easy movie to write little Bigfoot gets separated from momma Bigfoot the plot of the movie is to get him back home boom et rip-off we're done paycheck cash you have that costume right the costume you know it's there pretty good yeah he does the articulation of the mouth is better than I was expecting this cutesy scenes with the kid and the kid teaches a little Bigfoot to ride a skateboard you know you take him trick-or-treating and you put a ghost that's a very original idea how about that wait a minute I'm checking with my lawyers no no I mean maybe the original script had more of that and then once they got on the set and they saw that the the little person in the Bigfoot costume just kept masturbating they write him out of his own movie or maybe the little person could only be in the costume for like four minutes before he suffocated I thought older brother and veterinarian older brother was gonna pine after veterinarian and she was going to be more like cutesy liking the littler boy sure not a relationship thing not only where he's like got a crushin he's here he has a crush yeah and then she kind of says maybe someday you'll be a heartbreaker you know and then the kiss is abundant cheese Goonies moment yeah exactly and it just all just collapses house of cards I guess in order to have a house of cards you have to build it this is just a pile of cards on it opens the card box and just throws it push them around the table and here you have [ __ ] watch a [ __ ] jerk off in the woods a little Grovetown see I'm try to have 90% loggers and logging Lomb 9% kids getting arrested is a pie chart and 1% little Bigfoot masturbating what what is the what is the largest chunk of this pie chart vloggers logging [Music] [Applause] this is not an unedited sequence from the film yes where the the little Bigfoot masturbates in the woods well been altered in any way not been altered in any way where characters look on in shop [Music] [Music] whoa Bigfoot we're done with a little Bigfoot yeah older brother's hanging out with the sexy vet no so they're gonna do the love interest thing with the older brother yes all right well our our final movie of the night is feeders and Ju like incomprehensibly weird stuff so why don't you tell us about feeders well feeders is about two men who are most definitely not homosexuals as cross-country roadtrip supposed to be fun yeah it'll be a lot funner when we hit the Atlantic Ocean and I can watch all those babes and those skimpy suits that's are traveling across the country just on a fun road trip and they end up in Pennsylvania and they're fun road trip is about taking pictures of damaged property yes they find a place that's better that's great anything else that happens either what does anything in this movie have to do with anything ever anything but they so they yeah they end up in Pennsylvania and some aliens land there some very tiny little aliens that even though they have some scientific things like a utensils they still just devour people like little critters wood or something and the rest of the movie is them being chased around or running away from the feeders which are the alien critters and that's it that's the whole movie alright alright so thanks for stopping by [Music] uh-oh no our babe oh they seem really easy to deal with this is very no that's it it's this movies made by we haven't delved too much into the notorious 90s shot on video sub-genre but this movie was made by the infamous Polonia brothers from Pennsylvania which made they made tons of shot on video movies I think this might have been their first movie it should have been their last movie there's this period of in time where making the the equipment used to make movies all the sudden became accessible to everyone well not only that but you could make something that was shot on video that would actually be distributed in video stores yes I remember the first time I saw that is a movie called bloodletting and who shot on video and it was in a video store and I rented it you can get a movie the shot on video like into a video store my issue with this is it's like shooting fish in a barrel this is really low-hanging fruit you have you have something somebody made for like a hundred bucks and and two pounds of latex and of course this is going to be terrible there's no way this is going to be anything but terrible well some shot on video movies have some production value but this one feels like it's a notch above like someone's home movie or like them just like [ __ ] around at their house with their friend not much higher no not much but a little bit this is this to me feels like this [ __ ] we made in high school sure that feels like 12 year olds made it when grown-ups made well not just as far as the technical qualities but the like the writing the writing in the story and and the I like the two guys driving around their car and they just end up in the Forest Preserve and there's like no like the one girl that they got is like the worst actor in the history of the movies yeah yeah they're looking for babes and they're at a gas station and the one that looked well everyone in this movie looks like they just walked out in Napoleon Dynamite they're talking what do you smile about women women I just set us up with some girls oh no you're kidding it's it's more fun for me I think when people who should know better and should be more experienced make something incomprehensible bad sure rather than just some jackass who had a camera of course it's gonna be [ __ ] well the Polonia brothers rich they have a large filmography they made many many movies after this they made what I guess is highly recommended more so than feeders which is feeders to sleighbells the Christmas theme sequel to feeders which I has been recommended to as multiple times it was really important to me that we see feeders first so we wouldn't be confused with the story yeah exactly there's a lot of intricacies to the plot and the the mythology of the aliens like what if they mentioned those babes in feeders too like we wouldn't know what they were talking about Oh Mike almost had an emotion and then and then it went away this is the stupidest thing I hate this movie thank you thank you no it's it's god-awful and it's almost god-awful beyond even like using 1% of my brain to even like form words to speak about it I mean of course it's going to be god-awful and why even spend the time watching or thinking about it if if an eight-year-old made it I would say that's cute sure yeah it's that bad another blood drips on the hand oh okay they have a UFO flying saucer like a little computer graphic like there's some kind of program that's super cheap and then the aliens they look like a little greys right little gray and then but they also are like monsters they've uh they've they're like critters it's so bad it's like their friend had a couple made a couple of puppets well it's usually a movie that's it probably exactly what happened my real question is what is wrong with Pennsylvania [Music] oh nice shined a light in my window again I guess that's pretty good for my yellow look at this on a scale a grading scale at this point remember remember the curve they're on we're grading Pennsylvania the Pennsylvania curve here they thought to shone a light through a window what we can talk about is wasted opportunity was there any averaging yeah yeah there was because there was exactly 15 seconds of really interesting filmmaking in this movie you mean the one day when someone remembered to bring a dolly when they used it for five seconds first of all as low-budget filmmakers how excited were you to see them use it dolly it was well it was exciting because it came after like 30 minutes of complete garbage and then all of a sudden is like whoa and then they started using an every shell like yeah the guys in every shot for just that one brief beautiful moment there was a couple shots in there like there's a one shot when they're walking towards the farmhouse and it looked almost like dis saturated and and then assuming a lot of the stuff that looked okay was accidental the these perfect 15 seconds is one of our heroes the one with the mustache one of the Polonia brothers one of the Polonia brothers gets abducted by aliens and then comes back to earth and he's all dazed and confused when it cuts to outside the building they're in where he's outside but he's also inside and then there's a very David Lynch in David David Lynch likes to have kind of like doubles or like multiple person's sure sure one and it throws you off and it created a it created like I said 15 seconds were of creepy imagery where I thought that this was going to be a big deal but they just well well the exciting part was when he wonderful out and went outside to fight the other one and we realized oh these are twins and that's when we discovered that that was the Polonia brothers yes but it's like if you have that access to like you guys look exactly alike and now there's a clone of you utilize that they despite for two seconds and then that's it yeah as it is it has no relevance towards the little story the movie has why did they clone him because they had a twin because they're twins [Music] Oh easily alien [Music] [Music] you don't need that you don't need the aliens at all no well you don't need this movie at all no aliens come to earth to feed on humans then you double down on that and you have lots of teeth and bite or gore and riffing function that like the first two or three kills are oh there's an alien some what falls down in the woods and then you like you see the blood dripping on their hand from like a source out away from their body yes and it's like okay they just film some guy's hand they drip blood on it like your movies about aliens coming to Earth to eat people make a movie where aliens eat people right this is a fun summer where you and your friends on your time off you have a lot of fun making a movie and you know you edit it and then you have a screening you know you invite your friends over and some of the family and everyone watches it all over that fun time we had thrown the blood around and then you take the movie and you put it in a bin you close the lid on the bin and then you never talk about it again [Laughter] to me the feeders is a time capsule there's a cute quality to it for me I you looking at it more of like the laziness of the gore which I don't even think that I don't know what their intentions were that's the confusing part I like I think it was just to complete a movie like whatever it is yeah like that's what it seems like to me but there's there's a weird like the not early to mid-90s shot on video stuff there there's something kind of cute about it even though it's [ __ ] awful historically I would never want to watch this sure sure but you know but if you're someone that's interested in the history of shot on video movies this is almost like there's gotta be there's more than just me out there that's interested in that kind of thing no no no that there because it was a little like bizarre sub-genre a sub sub-genre this is the precursor to all that we're doing now is people outside of the studio system making movies on their own this this is this is the great great uncle who touches people inappropriately that led to us and I think this movie has Nouvel you [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] you got two guys who have no right to make a movie they finished it it was in stores for a while it wit is now sitting in front of us and we watched it that's amazing I'm not saying this is one capsule and that's that's kind of all it's noteworthy for it's also hot garbage well this has a circle note in the fact that it captures that weird era of the Midwest where it was the mid 90s but everything still looked like the 80s we got we got high-waisted jeans and bad haircuts and whatever one my dirty tennis shoes everybody looked awful but sadly demolition all right well those those were our movies tonight I think we're at the point where we have to ask the question which of these films is best of the worst Mike it's a very good question feeders I definitely think is the worst I don't care yeah I'll put it in a time capsule Jane bury it you're [ __ ] significant historical submit open in the year five billion after the Sun has consumed the earth I think I think I'm gonna go with turbulence three heavy metal as my pick for the best of the worst mainly because the movie itself is is bad and nonsensical and I've never seen anything quite like it before this is this is this is incompetent and bad but most of our humor came from us imagining a scenario where a [ __ ] was masturbating inside a Bigfoot costume yeah the movie itself was very bad III think turbulence three heavy metal winds almost by defaults for how bad little Bigfoot and feeders were all right Jane what do you what are your pick Oh best of the worst is turbulence three for all the reasons that everybody has already said it was the most entertaining it was the weirdest it was the dumbest in the best possible way yeah I'm gonna echo you guys it's it comes down between this movie here which is strange and interestingly made and like efficiently which one's own turbulence me somebody hit the unanimous vote button [Music] yeah there was a bunch of bells and whistles run off and the text flashed on the screen that's a unanimous winner you know you don't you were to see it because it's important it's in post okay so we all agree that turbulence through heavy metal is the best of the worst yes I would like to submit to the panel that we destroy little Big Foot I think it does a bad job at being a ripoff see I wanted to strike feeders for being a complete waste of my time rich I know Jay is not going to agree I was gonna say feeders I put the museum video it shows that the little guy could make it make a video and their video camera that ends up in a store like [ __ ] that I want to drop a million cinder blocks on feeders watch it shatter into a thousand pieces I have a compromise no we won't destroy feeders okay however we will put it at a time capsule and bury it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 2,124,397

Rating: 4.9487567 out of 5

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, best of the worst, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans, plinketto

Id: Q7TxylhyW1Y

Length: 56min 34sec (3394 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 12 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/lvl3Blasian]

Here you go https://i.imgur.com/1xEKJ0i.gifv

[u/[deleted]]

Possibly the best Mike laugh ever when Mama Bigfoot fell against the log.

[u/Fr0styF0ster]

I bet the hiatus was because they had to move their couches!

[u/lets_study_lamarck]

Rutger Howard

[u/2Cream0Sugar]

its happening

Jack's exaggerated hand motions remind me of the people at Disney World in the Mickey Mouse costumes.

[u/Great_Knuthulhu]

Who of you made those DVD/VHS-Holders?

[u/Zacoftheaxes]

I imagine Rich dragging the Plinketto out of storage and saying "I spent three days on this you better start using it more".

[u/Marique]

I really liked Mike's Jay impression at the end. That's all.

[u/TheBlueBlaze]

Wow, Mike predicted the villain down to the last detail. He is doing well under Rich's training.