[groaning] What are you doing? You have a loose thread. Huh? So? I want to pull it! [sighing] If I let you pull it,
will you please let me read my book in peace? Mm hmm! Fine, get it over with. [giggling] [screaming] Nobody look down. [chattering] [humming] Seat yourself sir,
be with you in a minute. [smooching] My most valuable possession, except, of course,
for you, my love. [sighing] [screaming] My appreciation is depreciating. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no! One dollar! [crying] <i> I demand a refund!</i> Huh? Uh, what's
the problem here sir? There is a hair in my soup,
and I demand a refund. Uh... oh. Um, well, that's not
just any hair, sir. It's from the elusive Peruvian
jelly lope, for flavor. And it's only an extra
hundred million dollar charge? That seems slightly exorbitant,
but really what's a measly hundred million
to someone like me? Oh, just as well. I wasn't that hungry anyway. [screaming] [groaning] Someone order a rusty cab? -I like string.
-Congratulations. [whistling] Ow! Ah! There's nothing quite like
a brand new shirt. Whoops, forgot the tag. I got it! [growling] SpongeBob! Sorry Sandy. [gargling] Ah, nothing beats cashmere. Well, it's warm for
a sweater today though. I can help! No no no no!
[yelling] [groaning] Huh?
Oh come on! [monkey noises] [growling] [screaming] Da da da da da da! Let's see the twine twirling
twit try to unravel this! Huh? Really? [screaming] Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Ah! [grunting] -Patrick, hi!
-You have a thing on your thing. [laughing] <i> Intruder detected.</i> [chuckling] [grunting] [grunting] [grunting] -Plankton?
-That's my name. Actually, I'm Karen's
version of Plankton. You know, how
she'd like to see me? [chuckling] Oh, you have beautiful eye. We better get moving. [grunting] [swooning] [panting] <i> Anger control center abolished.</i> <i> Love center destroyed.</i> [grunting] [grunting] Money money money money
money money money! Mr Krabs, is that you? It's Karen's version of Krabs. Hey, looking good Mr. K. I hate everything. That's how Karen sees Squidward. Huh? Uh, nothing a little
makeup couldn't fix. Hey, I wonder if Karen
has a version of me down here. Whoop whoop zing zing!
Whoop whoop zing zing! Oh, now that guy's a hunk! [alarm sounding] <i> Intruder in
section B, eliminate!</i> [grunting] Whoa! Ow! Ouch! [grunting] Owie owie owie! What a drip. [screaming] [gibberish] Neptune's network, which one
of you is the real SpongeBob? [gibberish] I'll have to use all
the computation power I have to figure this out. Eeny meeny miny moe-- [gibberish] Oh no, I think I destroyed
the wrong SpongeBob [gibberish] -How do I look?
-Stunning. Whoa! [roaring] Eww, huh. Voracious virus! There's still time
to save Karen! [grunting] You first. [screaming] Did I do good? Hey, you did great! But I think
you could use a little push! [yelling] Okay, your turn! Whoa! It's up to you SpongeBob!
You must save Karen! Nooo! What do you mean nooo? I mean yessss! [laughing] Uh sweetie,
maybe we should slow down and pull over, honey? -Precious?
-No way Plankey, it's me and you amigo, woo hoo! [screaming] Oh my gosh,
let's go dancing, woo hoo! [panting] Plankton, I'm at the edge
of Karen's memory! She has to create more memories! I need space to run! Yee haw! Woo hoo hoo! Is my running after her
enough of a memory? Oh, I'm afraid not. [roaring] [yelling] I always wind up
with one extra piece. [chomping] Oh, you must be hungry! That's why you're
eating through Karen! Germ always hungry! You poor ugly
disgusting little virus. I know what you need. [groaning] SpongeBob,
I've decided to pull you out. We're abandoning
Operation Save Karen. I got the virus! Look! [squeaking] Here you go little fella,
it'll take the virus 300 years to chew its way
through this sandwich. [squeaking] -Huh?
-Baby, you're all right! Nope, I'm still delirious.
But I like it! [laughing] All right chimney,
prepare to be swept! [laughing] [grumbling] There you are. [groaning] [gasps] Good as new! [humming] Oh whoa! [screaming] [gasps] Hold on patty, I got you! [whimpering] Nooo! [screaming] [groaning] Okay SpongeBob,
time to come back down and get to work
so I can garnish your wages for wasting that patty! [whimpering] Oh. [groaning] [screaming] SpongeBob? You know what I think
I'll just stay up here a while, it's such a nice day and all. Nonsense boyo! Just climb on down! [whimpering] No I'm good! [screaming] SpongeBob! I order you to come
down here immediately! Don't worry! I'll get him down with my
newest invention, extendo-boots! I just press this button and-- Whoa! Sorry, I haven't worked out
all the kinks yet. Whoa whoa whoa whoa! [screaming] Whoa! [screaming] You know boyo, at first
I thought you were just being a lily-livered
spineless crybaby. scaredy-pants
invertebrate loser. But this rooftop
restaurant of yours really has my business booming! I wish you could have
talked Squidward into joining us up here. Finally, this place
has some class. I might actually
enjoy working here now. [sighing] [snoring] Ten more patties SpongeBob! You got it Mr. K! [screaming] Oh, my money, whoa! [screaming] [wind howling] Rain? But we're under wa--
[screaming] Please, wait, don't go! A little wind
never hurt anyone! [whimpering] Whoa, whoa! [screaming] Ow! SpongeBob, we're losing them! -Do something!
-Aye aye, sir! [chattering] It's beautiful boyo! Yeah it's pretty nice,
but now that we're not outside, I'm starting to get bored. [chattering] Wait! You can't be bored
when there's dancing! [laughing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [yawning] Hooray, I'm not
on the roof anymore! You know, after all that
dancing and partying today. tomorrow is gonna feel like
starting a new business. And I'm looking forward
to getting in on the ground floor with you. [laughing] [yawning] Time to go home already? [humming] [yelling] Ow! [laughing] [laughing]
He's in mine now! [laughing]
Now he's in mine! [buzzing] [laughing] [buzzing] [buzzing] [laughing] Whoopee. Ugh. [grunting] Woo hoo! You're gonna look good
mounted on my wall! Nuh huh,
catch and release Sandy. Well, this is lamer
than a paper sandwich. [buzzing] [grunting] Oh, this one's mad as a tick. Ha ha, gotcha! Huh, the jelly thingies
were here a minute ago. It isn't like them
to be so... coy. [laughing] I guess they must have
got sick of the boring game. [groaning] [humming] Get in here you slimy varmint! SpongeBob look!
How's it going little guy? [growling] So that's how
you want to play it? [buzzing] [buzzing] Hiya! I'm catching and releasing! Releasing them
from their freedom! Hey wittle jelly belly,
would you mind? Mine, ha ha! [air horn blowing] [laughing] Ugh. Yeah! Heh heh. Easier than
slipping down a mudslide! Okay okay, I know,
catch and release. Isn't there anything more
to this game? What more can anyone want? Yeah, it's perfect. I have an idea how
we can turn things up a notch! Hey Sandy, I don't think
we need to kick anything up any notches. Ha!
Frankenstein Fish Food! Oh, this should be fun! Ha ha, that's what
I'm talking about! They're no longer jellyfish,
now they're jelly buzz saws! [screaming] Oh, hey! You're supposed
to fly into this! [screaming] [panting] I'm a walking glow stick. [screaming] Hang on jelly! [screaming] Ow. Such a soothing pastime. [screaming] Thank you Super Sandy! Welcome to the jellyfish rodeo! Gotcha varmint! [screaming] [grunting] Hey! That is not how we do it [screaming] Never mind. Hands off that jellyfish
SpongeBob, he's mine! Oh you are so mine! No... problem. Whoa! You're out! Hit the showers! Time for spring cleaning! Yee haw! Into the dustbin of history! [chewing] [gagging] [gagging] [gagging] [gagging] What in the devilfish
did you make? Well Krabby Patties of course! You trying to poison us? [gagging] Quit fooling around
and cook up something edible! That's impossible. Everyone loves Krabby Patties. What kind of weird
upside down place is this? And no more of that
daytime slop! Krabby Patties aren't slop. Gotta be something
they like in here. No, no, nope. No. Nope. [sniffing] [gasps] Oh no! [screaming] Woo, oh now lookie here. Night Patties, now you're
getting the swing of it! Night patties? -Order up people!
-All right, Night Patties! Tasty! Smooth! Smokey. [cheering] [screaming] Everybody down on the floor! It's the fisherman! [screaming] No, not the fisherman! Now hand over the moola! [whimpering] [whimpering] Well good evening, sir. Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Give me all your money! Always glad to help
a fellow out with a loan. Loan? I don't want a loan,
I'm the fisherman, I'm robbing the place! Well, that is
downright unfriendly. I'm putting you under
fry cook's arrest. Oh, really? [laughing] [screaming] [screaming] [grunting] That's enough. [grunting] Not so fast. [grunting] Hiya! [grunting] Well, looks like the hook
is on the other fin now, huh? Don't worry my friends,
I have captured the evil doer. Hey, leave him alone! Just what do you think
you're doing? Uh, catching a criminal. He's no criminal,
he works here! [groaning] He robs us every night. It's a night shift tradition. Oh, a night shift tradition. [clears throat] Oops, heh sorry about that
Mr. Fisherman sir. [chuckling] [groaning] No worries, little yellow thing. You got some mean
fishing skills, respect. Oh, heh heh,
you're not so bad yourself. [screaming] Attention!
Let's welcome our newest member of the night shift. What's your name again? SpongeBob Square Pants. -Square Bob Sponge Pants!
-Okay close enough. A round of
night patties for everyone! I'm buying! [cheering] [horn blowing] Quitting time! Oh, already? I'm back! Barry! Thanks for
helping out SpongeBob. Aww, it was nothing.
Aww I'm gonna miss you guys! [laughing] Come and visit us
again soon honey. We're here every night. [groaning] Huh? What are you doing here
so early, boyo? I was helping out
on the night shift. The night shift, huh? We don't have a night shift? Hmm, must have been
a bad dream, kiddo. Huh? [grunting] You sure we built
this thing right? -It looks a little funky.
-What do you mean? We followed my blueprint? Besides,
there's nothing to worry about. We just have to
make it through one quick race down a teensy weensy
little deadly steep utterly terrifying hill! [squawking] [gulping] [laughing] Ha! You call that a racing cart? Looks more like the slow
boat to Belucaville! [laughing] It's on you whippersnappers! [grunting] Plankton?
What are you doing here? Heh, when I heard your grill
was on the line, I had to get in on this race. If there's even one
little smudge of patty on there,
the formula will be mine! [chuckling] [growling] [screaming] [yelling] [screaming] [groaning] [chuckling] Ha ha, take that! Watch it you hooligan! SpongeBob, look out! [screaming] [screaming] [laughing] Mr. Krabs, the steering's out!
They cut our brakes! What do we do? Oh, um, maybe
we should call their parents? No Mr. Krabs. you can't win a kid's game
by thinking like an adult. -You have to think young.
-You're right, boyo. We have to delve deep
back into my childhood. [crying] Too far back Mr. Krabs, too far! Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Check this out. I learned it in my old
Wormtown skating days. Wow Mr. Krabs,
I didn't know you could shrug. I got a plan, hold on! Plug 'em in boyo! [grunting] Come on SpongeBob,
what's the hold up? Sorry Mr. Krabs, my hands get clammy
when I'm defying death. See? Ta da!
[laughing] Enough magic tricks,
plug 'em in! [grunting] Yeah! Huh? [screaming] [groaning] Mmm! Yay, the finish line! [groaning] [screaming] [cheering] [screaming] [groaning] We won. And so, after some
quick thinking and fancy racing, I won my grill back. I looked those kids in the eye
and said I own these streets. Don't come back to
my restaurant ever again, until you have money! Hot dogs rule! [laughing] Huh, what's going on? Heh heh, let's see him
beat us this time! [whistling] [grunting] Here we go kart again! [laughing] Zip it, boyo. Oh thanks Mr. Krabs. Not everybody
will tell you that. Now where am I? Maybe this is the way out. [fiddle music] Are y'all ready to go nuts
for some honky hoo ha? [cheering] [screaming] Third time's a charm? [grunting] [screaming] [screaming] [panting] Huh? Well... maybe being on the moon
isn't so bad after all. SpongeBob is over
238,000 miles away. Huh? <i> Ow!</i> [gasps] This moon is
a no SpongeBob zone! Here I'm the man on the moon! [echoing] Um, did someone say
man on the moon? Hello? Intelligent life? How about average smarts? I'd settle for common sense! Hmm, oh, intelligent footprints. [gasps] [horn honking] [horn honking] Wahoo! I found it, I found it! [panting] -What'd you find SpaceBob?
-Intelligent life! [horn honking] Um, not so sure about that,
if they were intelligent, they would have beaten
this Krabby patty. -Oh hmm, speaking of eating--
-You're right! It's lunchtime. Would you mind
fetching the lunch I prepared? You bet. Just call me lunch Bob. [panting] Just press the button
labeled lunch! No SpongeBob, no SpongeBob, no SpongeBob
SpongeBob SpongeBob! No SpongeBob, no-- Whoa, the dark side of the moon! [whimpering] SpongeBob, are you in here? No SpongeBob! I have a strange feeling
suddenly coming over me! Could it be...
that I'm... happy? Lunch lunch, where's lunch? Oh, there it is! <i> Preparing to launch.</i> No, no not launch, lunch! [grunting] What, what's going on? How should I know? You guys wait here! [panting] [grunting] [panting] [grunting] Phew! SpongeBob? [whimpering] SpongeBob! Oh, Sandy... hey girl. I was just
going to run back home. I forgot uh...
my reading glasses. [panting] [panting] [grunting] It's okay SpongeBob.
It's my fault for putting the launch
and lunch buttons so close together. Oh no, the moon's been
pulled out of its regular orbit! That could have disastrous
effects on the earth's tides! Weather's a little dry today! Come on Sandy, bring it on in. It's all right scouts, we just gotta figure out
a way to get back to Earth. But Sandy, we heard strange
laughing coming from in there! [chuckling] [gasps] Squidward?
You're the man on the moon? SpongeBob? [sighing]
Of course, I knew. [screaming] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! SpongeBob? Ho ho,
I should have known you'd have something
to do with this. Santa Claus! Well Santa,
you know the saying, -where SpongeBob goes...
-I know, trouble follows. I was gonna say
laughter follows. [laughing] Mr. Claus, what are you doing
on the dark side? The dark side of the moon
is the only place dark enough for me to get any sleep. I was sleeping like a baby. Visions of sugar plums,
then this bad boy goes and bangs into my sleigh
and wakes me up! Well I guess I'm getting
nothing for Christmas, again! It's working! Huh? Hmm. [gasps]
Isn't that beautiful? What is in a Squidward? A Squidward
by any other name? [squawking] Uh, where was I? Ah yes, a Squidward
dancing fast, moving like race-- [squawking] Oh that is it! Will you clams clam up! [squawking] Oh, look at what clams
are doing to my beautiful home! SpongeBob, will you stop
feeding those clams! -Why Squidward?
-Because they're making a-- [screaming] I could never
feed these clams too much. [gagging] Hey, that's mine! [growling] [screaming] What are you doing? You know it's not nice
to steal people's food. [whimpering] Aww, don't worry, I see that we understand
each other completely now. [screaming] No, bad clam! Sorry sir. [gagging] What am I gonna do?
I can't leave the clams alone. You'll just have to go
to work with me. Come on, you clams. [humming] [screaming] No, not again!
I just got clean! [screaming] Remember, no stealing food. [squeaking] Perch here and
be good clams while I work. [screaming] [screaming] What the barnacle
is going on here? How did all these
clams get inside? I couldn't leave them outside, they were stealing
people's Krabby Patties. Well what do you think
they're doing in here? Stealing people's
Krabby Patties? And costing me money! Now get them out of here, boy! [squeaking] [spitting] -Ow!
-Bad clam! Don't spit pearls
at nice Mr. Krabs. Pearls? Ooo! [ooo-ing] Don't worry Mr. Krabs, I'll get all these clams
out of here right now. [screeching] Not so fast, SpongeBob,
what's your hurry? [chuckling] Didn't you tell me
to get the clams out here because they're stealing food
from your customers? [screaming] Forget the customers, if these clams keeps spitting
pearls at me, we'll be rich! Good clams, good clams! [groaning] Hmm, I mean, bad clams!
Stupid clams, smelly clams! [yelling] [chuckling] I gotta get these clams
out of here! Follow me clams. Wait! SpongeBob, come back
with those crummy clams! Whoa, whoa! I figured if I tire them out,
maybe they'll behave better. [laughing] Caw, caw!
[laughing] [screeching] [panting] Huh? [screaming] [growling] [screaming] [screeching] [groaning] <i> One season later.</i> [screeching] The life of clam is the best!
[laughing] Woo, getting cold out,
must be fall. I hate to say it little clams,
but it's time for you all to fly home to warmer climates. [whimpering] Don't be sad, we'll see
each other next year, I promise. But go on. [squawking] [sighing] The circle of life. Well, I guess I should
migrate home too. Well, it took me a whole season,
but it's finally clean. The clams, they're back! [screaming] But wait Squidward,
it's just me. Drool pool! [screaming] What'd I miss? So let me get this straight, pranking Plankton
will make me feel better? You bet your sweet
software it will. Now let's get pranking. [groaning] [grunting] -Whoa whoa whoa!
-Whoa! Money money money
money money money! Ready? <i> Ouch!</i> Krabs? If I wasn't on probation,
I'd call the cops! Plankton-erer,
my old nemesis-erer! I've got good news-erer! I'm leaving town and going
back into the nav-erer-y. So I am giving you
the secret formula-erer. What? How do I know
this isn't a trap-erer? Ah, you got me doing it. It's a going away gift-erer. Ugh! I'll get my formula-erer
out of my safe-erer. And meet you at
the Krusty Krab-erer. I'll meet you there
Eugene honey. Muah, kiss! [giggling] I think he bought it. Psst, come back. Whoa, whoa! Whoa! [humming] [laughing] I'm here! [humming] [alarm ringing] [grunting] Plankton! You've interrupted
me beauty sleep! Hey Eugene. I'll just take the secret
formula and be on my way. Over my dead body! Whatever you say, welcher! [laughing] You know, you're right, Sandy.
I do feel so much better. Gal pals! [screaming] [whistling] [snoring] [snoring] [giggling] Ah! Virtual reality helmet engaged. [snoring] [giggling] Shh! Shh! All right Karen, you're up. [giggling] [doorbell ringing] Huh? [gibberish] [groaning] Hello, can I help you? Hello Mr. SpongeBob. I'm just here to deliver
your driver's license. Congratulations! Uh, thanks-- [screaming] My driver's license! -And your new boat.
-My new boat! Oh wow! [giggling] Am I dreaming? [squawking] Nope, it's for real. [grunting] [cheering] Look at me
everyone, I'm driving! I'm driving! I'm driving driving driving! You're driving,
you're driving me crazy! Now let's make the road
really bumpy. [laughing] [screaming] [groaning] Hmm, those are some potholes. Whoa girl, easy there. Maybe it's about time you let
SpongeBob in on the joke. [yelling] Okay, I'll tell him. SpongeBob, SpongeBob! [laughing] [screaming] [laughing] We gotta stop
this cart gal pals! [screaming] Whoa whoa! I'll save you SpongeBob! Whoa whoa! Now I'm flying, wee! Huh, huh, oh... [giggling] Huh? [chuckling] Mrs. Puff? Oh I see, you guys
played a prank on me huh? I love pranks! [laughing] They all look the same Patrick,
how are we gonna find your rock? Don't worry, buddy. I'll know it when I feel it. Oh, this might be it!
Give me a hand. [spitting] [grunting] No, this isn't it. Oh oh, this one might be it! [grunting] [screaming] Ugh, this isn't it either! Ow! No. Doh! No. Ow! No. Ow! No. [grunting] [sighing] This is it! This is my rock! Congratulations. Now there's
the little matter of the fee. Oh talk to him. Here you go. Thanks SpongeBob. See you at home
for Mermaid Man! [screaming] Why? [groaning] [groaning] [panting] SpongeBob!
Oh thank goodness you're here. I could really use your help. Oh hey Sandy,
I'm kind of in a rush because Mermaid Man
is on and it's the-- Oh it won't take
more than a minute! [groaning] My laser acorn experiment blasted a nut-sized
hole in my dome. Could you put your finger here
while I get my fix it up kit? I don't really have
a lot of time-- Thanks, be right back! Gosh, I can't wait to see
that long lost Mermaid Man -episode tonight.
-Oh for sure. No real fan would miss it. Not through the world! [laughing] [groaning] Alrighty SpongeBob,
I'm ready to-- What? [panting] That's it, no more distractions! I am-- Boyo, you got to help me
sort my loose change! But Mermaid Man! [groaning] [grunting] There, thanks boyo! [gasps] [whimpering] [panting] Don't want to miss it!
Don't want to miss it! Eh? But Mermaid Man! But Mermaid Man! But Mermaid Man! But Mermaid Man! But Mermaid Man! But Mermaid Man! [sighing] Well, I may have missed
the live broadcast, but at least I got it
all on tape. Here I come Mermaid Man! [groaning] Where'd I put my keys? Did I leave them
on the table again? [gasps] No, my tape! My soda! My popcorn! My Mermaid Man! [screaming] [meowing] [meowing] [crying] [crying] [chattering] [crying] Hey there SpongeBob,
why all the waterworks? [sobbing] I was so busy
helping everyone, and then I missed Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy, and my VCR didn't record it
and now I'll never see it and my life has no meaning! [crying] All right, listen up!
SpongeBob has helped every single one of us
dozens of times over. But we have been very
helpful to him today. [chattering] Now, we may have taken
advantage of his kindness, but I've got a plan
to make things right. [whispering] Help me, Barnacle Boy! I'm hanging...
from this cliff. And look, I am also
hanging from this cliff. Pretty sure I'm in danger. [groaning] You should give up while
you can Mermaid Man. [grunting] [screaming] Haven't you heard,
Captain Tightwad? I'll never give up fighting... Um, line? [grunting] Evil! Evil! Huh? [screaming] [whistling] Oh, bravo bravo bravo! [cheering] [laughing] Yes!
