<i>♪ Oh who lives in a banana</i>
<i>Under under the sea? ♪</i> <i>♪ SpongeBob</i>
<i>Squarepants! ♪</i> Whoa! Ow! I don't know. How about this Spicy number? <i>♪ Oh who lives in a hot</i>
<i>pepper Under under the sea?</i>
<i>♪</i> <i>♪ SpongeBob</i>
<i>Squarepants! ♪</i> Hot listing, but no. Well, there's a yummy one. Mmm. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i> <i>♪ Who lives in a</i>
<i>Chicken parmesan hero ♪</i> <i>♪ Under under the sea? ♪</i> <i>♪ SpongeBob</i>
<i>Squarepants! ♪</i> Nope. How 'bout this one? Not bad, but let's think outside the box. Okay, so that's a no? I think I know
what you're looking for. How' bout this for space? Hey, what's this lever do? [laughing] Automatic balconies! Squidward, watch this! Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! Hey, Squidward, this is great!
What does this button do? [screaming] [laughing] [groaning] [screaming] Thats what it does. Aw, why couldn't I live
in that last place? That house was too
dangerous for you. Ow. Besides, it was just a house, but this is a castle
with a moat and everything. it's a long way
from Bikini Bottom. I know. Huh? I mean, don't worry about it. It's a short 11-hour commute
to the Krusty Krab from here. I don't know, Squidward. Doesn't seem like the
safest neighborhood. [laughing] What was that? Ooh, that smarts. [laughing] Bull's eye! I thought we were the
first kids on the block to get Whirly Brains. What are you thick? Every kid in town's
got a Whirly Brain! Daddy, Daddy, can I
have a Whirly Brain, too? Absolutely not, son. Your brain is your body's
most important organ, not a toy. Ow! [laughing] Hooray! Now, we can play Whirly Brains
with the whole neighborhood! Hey, kid! Race you
to the end of the street! Eat my brain stem, slowpoke. Get ready. Get set. Punch it! [coughing] [laughing] [screaming] Yes! We're gonna beat him, Patrick! We're gonna win! Fly your toys into
my yard, will you? Well, they're mine now! [mumbling] Hey, what's going on?
Everything went dark! Patrick, can you see anything? Only the dismal abyss
of black nothingness. Ah! Remote controls
are dead, too! Oh, Patrick, I don't wanna
jump any conclusions here, but I think that we
have lost our minds! [laughing] M-O-O-N. [laughing] That spells moon! [laughing] Okay, don't panic, Patrick. We'll find em.
Just take it easy! Take it easy! Patrick, take it easy! I'm taking it easy, SpongeBob. Our brains are probably right
around here somewhere. Here, brains. Brains! Here, boy. Here, brains! Brainy, where are you? Brain, brain, brain! I think I found it, SpongeBob! I found mine, too! Oh, darn it! I still can't see. Yeah, my brain
won't fit back in. [laughing] Uh, ma'am, you forgot something. That's okay. You can keep it. I'll take it! Oh yeah. Lookin' good. Eww! Gimmie that! Oh man! That felt all squishy! [laughing] Patrick, We need help.
Let's call Sandy. Okay. Sandy! Patrick, I meant on the phone. Hello? Sandy! Dang! You two sure are lucky
I created this missing brain detector last summer. I was beginning to think
I'd never get to use this thing. I hope we find our brains soon. They're probably cold
and hungry by now. Poor things, Brains! Brain, where are you? - Hey, brain!
- Oh! Come out! We're looking for you! And it looks like you're not the
only critters around these parts to lose your minds. Hmm. And my detector is leading
us directly to that house. [snoring] Excuse me, kind sir? Would you mind too terribly if we just came in your
house for a minute and looked around for my
friend's missing brains? [snoring] We're gonna take
that as a yes. Step lightly, fellas! This place has a 10 gallon
case of the creepies! I wonder what's in... [gasping] Hey, fellas, I think
I found your brains! Hooray! - Hey!
- Huh? Where you sneak
thieves doing in my house? Them brains violated my
airspace and I'm keeping 'em! I'm calling the cops! [begging] Sorry, nothing! Look, old timer! One false move
and I'll be on you like a horsefly at
a Cracker Barrel! Bring it on, slippy whiskers! I'll 23 skadoo your bees knees
with wooden nickels, sister! Alright, now you listen to me,
you twisted coot. You can't steal somebody's brain just because it flies
into your yard. That's brain knapping,
and it looks like I'll be the one calling the police! Ooh, I love it when
Sandy gets aggressive. Let's give her some room. - Ow!
- Ooh! Whoa! Oh, brainy, you're back! Phew! I'll never be a
no brainer again! [laughing] Oh yeah. This is the life. And best of all, there's
no SpongeBob here to ruin it. Oh boy! Surgery! And on my first day, too. SpongeBob! No! What are you doing here? Nighty night, Mr. Tentacles. No, no, no, don't Oh, hi, everybody. Hi, SpongeBob! Doctor, the patient's over here, and he is ready
for you to begin. Ooh! We're most eager to see
which tool you select first. [mumbling] What do you do? Let me see. Whoa! Phew! Here we go! Whoa! Wow! Okay, SpongeBob,
this can't be too hard. Just make an incision here no! Son of a gun! Oh, my bad! I'll take that. Ah ha! Mmm sushi. Eee. He's ah, really going to pieces
over this nose job. [laughing] Thank you. Let's try it again, shall we? Order up! [laughing] Whoa! That shouldn't be in there. Ooh. Hmm. What? Oh. Tada! Wow! Nurse, sponge? Thank you, Nurse. I can't see! I wanna see! I still can't see! Tada! [cheering] [humming] There we go. You can wake him up now, Nurse. [mumbling] What happened? I finished your nose job,
you silly goose. Take a look. SpongeBob, you idiot. This isn't even close
to what I wanted! Why didn't you say so? Oh Nurse? Wait! No, no, no!
I want a different doctor! I... No! No! Stop! I don't want to change
my nose anymore. SpongeBob, I'll do
anything, anything at... How's about the
Squidward Classic. Hey, not bad. This looks even better
than my old nose. Well, I did have to use a few
of your other body parts to resculpt it. Oh! Look at the time.
I have to go to work. But you're a doctor.
You're at work. No, I'm just a fry cook. But it was fun playing
with you guys. Bye! Fry cook? Don't be afraid, ladies. This sinus Adonis
is on the market. [gasping] Okay, Patrick, you go in first
and control his arms and legs. Then I'll go in
and control the brain. Okay. Oh. Eww. [laughing] How's that feel, buddy? Not bad. Okay, get on my shoulders. Okay, Patrick, I'm gonna see
if I can make Squidward talk. My name is Squidward, and I
think SpongeBob is a lame brain. [laughing] Wow! You sound
more like him than, than Squidward. [laughing] Alright, Patrick, we've gotta date at the
Bikini Bottom Philharmonic. Let's get going. Whoa. Whoops. Watch out. Take it easy. Hey! Left foot. Right foot. [groaning] Whoa! Hey! Excuse me. Sorry. Yeah. Whoa! [screaming] Pardon me. Hey, twinkle toes,
you're in a no dancing zone. Now, beat it! [mumbling] Patrick, I just realized I don't
know where the concert hall is. Let's ask someone. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm looking for
the concert hall. [mumbling] Young man, you don't
need a concert hall, you need a hospital! Great Neptune, you're hideous! I manage a freak show and you're
exactly the kind of act I need. Mommy, look! It's Frankenstein! [chattering] Oh! Patrick, that bus is going
to the concert hall! Patrick, do you have any change? One second. Hey, I wasn't born yesterday. That'll be three fares! What some people won't do
to cheat the system. And don't come back! Oh man. That conductor's brutal. [mumbling] Whoa! I was just... ow... thing... not on the thing. Oh, uh... Who is that imbecile? Squidward Tentacles. Apparently, he's
a clarinet player. Alright.
Whenever you're ready. The Clarinet!
Where's his Clarinet? I got it. Eww. Why'd you put it there? I guess I never actually
thought of the moment where we'd have to play it. Let's see. The ability to play Clarinet has got to be in
his brain somewhere. It's just just a matter
of squeezing it out. Alright, Thank you. Next! Ugh! Huh? He's magnificent. What? What's going on here? Where am I? I'm at the audition. I'm playing,
but I'm not in control. I feel like I've been
taken over by something. What's going on? I don't now what's happening! I'm losing control! Must... gain... control. That's an unusual playing style. But still he sounds magnificent. Patrick, I don't think I can
command his brain much longer! Me neither, SpongeBob! What was that? SpongeBob! Patrick! You're inside me? How? How did this happen? Get outta my mind! Get outta my body! Get out! [mumbling] Tada. - Hi.
- Howdy. - Greetings.
- Go away. Ehh. Why? Hi, SpongeBob. We need to do talk. Why sure. - I...
- Love to. - About what?
- Who cares? You know, it's okay to
be yourself, SpongeBob. I'mma tryin', Sandy!
I'mma tryin'! You can do it, SpongeBob! Just concentrate and
it'll all come back to you. Good morning, Gary. [meowing] Hey buddy! [laughing] Karate chop! I went to college! I said eat your patties! I can't do it! I'm a freak! A freak! I'm a freak! Hey! [crying] That went well. <i>♪ Who? ♪</i> <i>♪ Who... am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ I just can't remember ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ I just can't recall! ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I to sing this</i>
<i>Somber song? ♪</i> <i>♪ When you've got six heads</i>
<i>There's something wrong ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ Please tell me ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ Do you know me? ♪</i> <i>♪ My name could be</i>
<i>Clementine or... ♪</i> <i>♪ It could be Freddie ♪</i> <i>♪ I just can't recognize</i>
<i>Myself ♪</i> <i>♪ I don't know</i>
<i>if I'm ready ♪</i> <i>♪ I'm ready! ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ I have a</i>
<i>right to know! ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ Am I friend... ♪</i> <i>♪ Or foe? ♪</i> <i>♪ I have so</i>
<i>many features ♪</i> <i>♪ It makes it</i>
<i>hard to tell ♪</i> <i>♪ I don't know what</i>
<i>My first name is ♪</i> <i>♪ But my faces</i>
<i>ring a bell ♪</i> <i>♪ Who am I? ♪</i> <i>♪ Hello? ♪</i> <i>♪ Hello? To whom am</i>
<i>I speaking? ♪</i> <i>♪ I... don't... know... ♪</i> The salty tear trail
leads right in here. There he is! [groaning] Are you alright, SpongeBob? How many fingers
am I holding up? B. Good, SpongeBob.
I had the same answer. I know you're in there
somewhere, SquarePants! We're sorry. The person you are
calling, SpongeBob Squarepants, has been disconnected
or is no longer in service. Okay, guys, SpongeBob
imitates whoever he hears. So, we've all gotta imitate him
to help him remember who he is. This should help. Hey! Mmm. Ah! Hold still,
you little rascal! What a great idea. Blech! I'm a squaring yellow critter! [laughing] I like cooking with lard! [laughing] Mr. Krabs is the best boss
in the whole ocean! [laughing] Oop! Sorry. I mean [laughing] I forgot the secret
Krappy Patty formula Mr. K. Would you remind me again? Sure, SpongeBob. I got it right Oh no you don't, Plankton! Huh? That was a pretty good
impression, though. Thanks. [mumbling] Ehh. It's not working, fellars! We need to combine our efforts
and do an impression of SpongeBob
all at the same time! Okay. All together now! I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready! I remember. I know who I am! I am SpongeBob Squarepants. And yes, I do like
cooking with lard! Yeah, SpongeBob! Thanks, guys. You're the best friends a guy
with memory loss could have. Sure feels great to just be
yourself, doesn't it guys? Guys? [laughing] Oh no! Now, they have
mocking mimicry madness! [laughing] Let me out. Let me out! Eh, Spongebob? Did you clean out that
sweet Dutchman''s ghost! When's the last time
you took a bath, boy-o? You're riddled with vermin! I-I d-d-don't know
what you mean, sir. If customers find out you're
touching patties with your... wormy hands, the health Department will
shut us down for sure. I understand, sir. Mr. Krabs, will you excuse
me for a second? Pickles, you heard my boss. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you
and your friends to leave. Please. Squatter's rights? What the heck is
Squatter's rights? Ooh, they're
lawyering up, boy-o. He's making a legal claim
to keep living in your body. It's okay, Mr. Krabs. They're not hurting me. Son, you gotta understand. I can't have you work here in
your present filthy condition! D'oh! That's the last straw! - Mr. Squid!
- On it, sir! Hasta la Vista, Worm Boy. And don't come back
until you're dewormed! What am I gonna do? Hey, SpongeBob. Whoa! I see you've got yourself a
little problem with the cooties. Yeah, and I lost my job over it. Lost your job, you say? I might be able to help you, if you can do something for me. Anything, Plankton! Anything! [laughing] Ridding SpongeBob of his worms
will put him forever in my debt. That secret formula's
good as mine! Time to crash this lousy party! Get it? Lousy, louse? Oh, I'm good. Rawr! [screaming] You're on your own, Worm Boy. - Hello?
- You gotta help me! Ahh! It's a monster with
SpongeBob's voice! No, Patrick! Wait!
Don't close the . aww. Squidward. I need a hug. [screaming] Does that mean no hugs? There will be no hugs! Get
away from me, you monstrocity! Oh no! [screaming] [indiscernible] This is my life from
now on, huh? [laughing] Just call me
SpongeBob Wormpants. Cause that's all I am,
just an apartment for worms! [laughing] [laughing] Well, that's better. Looks like I really wormed
my way outta that one. [laughing] [meowing] Gary. It feels so good
to be worm free. [screaming] SpongeBob, I need a hug! - Ooh!
- What is that? Ooh. Alright, alright. Pleasant day for a
drive, hey, officer? Sir, I'm going to need to
see your license for that, um... [laughing] You don't need a license
to drive a bubble. Hmm, I suppose you're right.
Carry on, citizen. Gary! [meowing] You'll never believe it! I was out driving all day! Yes, driving! First, I drove down
the street like this! Then I made a right
turn on red like this. You should've been there, Gary! Oh, it was like a
dream come true! [meowing] Hmm? I'm here for a bubble boat. Uh, yeah, me too! I want one! - Me too!
- Yes, please. Oh, I'm not sure
I have enough soap to make this many bubble boats. Please? Well, I suppose I could tap
into my rainy-day reserves. One bubble boat coming up! Thank you! Down here, idiot! I wanna strike fear in the
hearts of other drivers. You got something terrifying
in that wand for me, SpongeBob? I sure do, Plankton! Oof! Ha-ha-ha, you fool!
Now I will rule the streets! [laughing] Ouch! Strike fear... Hmm...blow me something
that screams Larry, SpongeBob. I'm on it, Larry! Now, this is what
I call a muscle car! I love your boat, Larry! [sighing] I'll never blow enough bubble
boats at this rate. Yahoo! [cheering] Greetings, class. My name is [gasping] Mrs. Puff. Oh, now that everyone's
driving bubbles, they don't need licenses. [sighing] I guess there's just
no place in this world for an old driving instructor. Oh! Ahh! Hey, watch it, lady! Ah! I'm driving over here! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Pick a lane, butter-brain! [screaming] I'm going to have to ask you
to step out of the boat, ma'am. Do you know why
I pulled you over? You ran my plates
and saw my rap sheet? What? No. Your vehicle
has been outlawed, ma'am. Now that everyone
drives bubble boats, real boats have been
deemed too sharp and pointy to be street legal. But I've never driven a bubble! Bubble boating school? Please don't be SpongeBob. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hi, Mrs. Puff. Of course. You must be here for
the bubble lessons. Don't worry, Mrs. P. You'll be learning
from a master. Whoa! [laughing] Great. Okay, Plankton. Since you don't seem to be
able to do something nice, in this lesson, you're going to learn
to say something nice. - Easy.
- Great. So, turn to Patrick
and say something nice. Say something nice. Eh, Patrick, you are
not a total moron. Just half of one. No. Try again. Fine. Your color pink
is not so repugnant. Thanks. I like, um, your antennas. What? What's wrong with my antennas? Plankton, Patrick
was complimenting you. Yeah, right. You
two are mocking me! Hey, SpongeBob? Do you think this is working? No. I think we better
try something else. It's no use, SpongeBob. I'm just too
brilliant to be nice! I'll never get Karen back now. Oh yes, you will. We obviously can't fix
your terrible insides. But maybe, just maybe, we can
work on your terrible outsides. Makeover time! Brother. Forget it, SpongeBob. Karen's the perfect woman. So smart, so conniving! Ah, she's never
gonna take me back! Oh, yes, she is. You just need to do
something big. Be vulnerable. Be sweet. show Karen your heart. That's a great idea. I'll cook up a scheme
to make her jealous and crush her spirit! [laughing] That wasn't even
close to what I said. Sure it was.
And I know just how to do it. Rawr, rawr. Okay. I feel uncomfortable. Plankton, are you
sure about this? Of course, I'm sure. Now, start doing a robot voice. Remember, you're not
SpongeBob anymore. You're Shelby Nautica. Oh. I like that. Boop beep beep boop boop. Welcome to the Chum Bucket. Oh. It's you. What do you want? Yes, Hello. I would like your most
romantic table for myself and my beautiful date, Shelby Nautica, the robot. Beep boop bop. Hmm. Hmm. Mmm hmm. Shelby Nautica, huh? Oh, what a beautiful name. Thank you. Ow! I mean, thank you. I'll be right back
with our Lover's Special. [laughing] This is going so
great, SpongeBob. Karen is totally jealous. Here we go. I whipped up a special
batch of Chum for you, and for your lovely robot date, a bucket of grease,
chock full of nuts and bolts. Plankton, I don't
wanna eat this. Don't you ruin this
for me, SpongeBoob. Just eat it! Oh, my dear, Shelby Nautica. You are the most beautiful
woman I've ever laid my eye on! Oh, Planton Poo,
you say the sweetest things. Oh brother. I never knew
what love was until I met you. You have made me the happiest
girl robot in the world. Hey, you! Get your
hands off my man. You better step off, lady. No one can make Plankton
happy like I can. We are soul mates and we are going to get married
and print 1,347 babies. One thousand what? Oh well, you're really in love. I won't stand in your way.
Plankton's all yours. - Yeah!
- No! The whole point of this scheme
was for me to get Karen back! And now you're ruining it! Sorry, Plankton. She said such nice things to me. Wait a second. You're not just being a jerk? You mean you cooked this whole
stupid scheme up to win me back? Of course I did. I'd do anything for you, baby. Even hang out with this moron. Aw, that is so sweet. Get over here, you. Eww. It's that fat
screensaver again. What? Now, Karen, take it easy. I'm gonna go now. [arguing] Help! Oh my. Are you high class caterers I hired for an extraordinarily
large sum of money? - Yes!
- No! Ow! Yes! I do not have time
with the dumb foolery! I have a mansion full
of very high class guests, waiting for very
high class catering! Are you they or are nay? Indubitably, Madam. We are your high class caterers. But where are your tuxedos? Tuxidos? Just give us a moment
to suit up, me good lady. Now, where are we going
to get tuxedos from? You. Hey, what are you... Eww. Ready to serve you,
Ms. Money Bag I mean, ma'am. Very nice. Here is your payment. Mr. Krabs, you can't
take that check. We're not high class caterers. We are anything we need to be
for me to make this money! Unless you wanna go back
to the kids' party? [screaming] No! That's what I thought. You can start setting up inside. This place is so shiny. Yeah, and so are the people. Oh, there's no way these people are gonna think our
junk food is high class. Hmm. You might be right. SpongeBob, go find something
to fancy up the food. Fancy. Got it, Mr. Krabs. Good. Now, I'll just get the lay
of the land around here... I want my birthday cake! Neptune's ghost! I want my cake! Hey, kid! Easy, easy! Just calm down, will you? I got your cake. You did? Yeah, Yeah. Your birthday cake
is right through here. Where? I don't see any [laughing] Won't be seeing him
again anytime soon. [screaming] I want my birthday cake! Phew! I want my birthday cake! [screaming] What do you think
of this, Mr. Krabs? I call it Krabby Pate'. Classy huh? Serve it while
it's hot, Patrick. SpongeBob! Were those jewels
on the patties? Yeah. You said fancy up the food, so I found some shiny
stuff for garnish. Got a whole box. What the [gasping] SpongeBob, you can't just go around taking
people's precious jewels. I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I was just doing
what you told me. Oh. Don t worry about it. Just tell me where
you got them gems from. Oh! Upstairs. I went left and right. Then double and triple right. Then down, up, and
right 18 more times. Then did four somersaults,
a barrel roll, jump backwards twice,
spin 'til you get sick... and you're there. Okay. Fancy foods. Get your fancy foods here. Delicious. I love delicious stuff. My turn! Yummy. I'll take a slice of that. Mine! [growling] Ouch! [growling] Who wants food? I'm a mindless drone
with food, working for the man. Huh? Oh. - A hem.
- Here you go, princess. [laughing] Let's do this thing. Hey, where you going? Oh dear. I never heard
about marching quintet. Wait for me. Wait, wait, wait!
Wait for me! Wait, Wait! Hey! Hey! Alright. Where did he say? Eighteen rights,
then four lefts or five? Oh. I want my birthday cake! Oh you! Get off! [indiscernible] If you don't get me
my birthday cake, I'll set off all
these fireworks! Give me those! Young boy like yourself, shouldn't be
playing with fireworks. They're too dangerous. Gosh, no one ever cared enough
about me to explain that. It's like you're my real father. May I hug you? Aww. Mr. Krabs? [squealing] - Quick! In here!
- Why, father? Why? What goes on, boy-os? Squidward is gonna try
out the sushi maker. Why does he wanna do that? Oh, no worry, Mr. Krabs. He's got life insurance. He can't be hurt. That's not how life
insurance works. It's not? Of course not. Life insurance is money the beneficiary gets
when a person dies. By the way, who gets the money? Well, let's see. No name here. Hooray! E. H. Krabs. Go, Squidward! Yay! Fly high! Do or die! Preferrably, the latter. [laughing] [studdering] Do or die! Squidward, come down!
You're not invincible! Life insurance
is not what you think! You were right!
Oh, it was just dumb luck! Now, I'm yelling, too! Oh, what are those ninnies
going on about now? I can't hear you! Just shut up and watch me! Hey. Come back, Squidward!
Don't do this! Will you stop shaking it? [screaming] Hot lava! No! No! No! No! [groaning] [screaming] Ow! Hey, Squidward, guess
what I learned today. Apparently, a life
insurance policy doesn't protect
a person from injury. How about that? Oh. How about that? Squidward, how did you
survive the sushi maker? It had to be this. Sea spider! We read every book
and played every game. Hey, I know! How about another makeover? [meowing] You know, I can't go
to the Krusty Krab, but I can play Krusty Krab! [meowing] Ooh! This could
be the register boat! And you can be Squidward. [meowing] What's that, Squidward? Thirty
Krabby Patties? Coming right up. [meowing] Okay, everybody order up! Guess I'm used to cooking Krabby
Patties in mass quantities. [sighing] Ooh. How's about making some more
of those delicious patties? I drew two more mouths
on my face so I can eat three at a time. Okay, you guys,
just make yourself comfortable. More patties on the way. Whoa! These are being sent back. What? What's wrong with them? Customer said to make em good, like they used to be. Like they used to be? It's the same formula. Hey! I see the problem! SpongeBob's not in the kitchen! [gasping] - I don't think so!
- I don't know why but it's bad. Wait! Wait! Please don't go! We're having a two for one sale. For every two you buy,
you can buy another one. [laughing] Hold on, everybody. I think I hear SpongeBob's
hideous laughter coming from the kitchen! I'll show you that the customers
are always wrong! Oh boy. [gasping] Go ahead, call attention to me. Hey, everybody, look
who's back in the kitchen. Alright! I'm ready! I'm ready! That's SpongeBob? Man did he let himself go. Who cares?
I'll take a Krabby Patty. - I'll order some, too!
- I'll take some! Mmm. Is everybody enjoying
their Krabby Patties? Yes. It's very nice. Ah ha! It was me that
cooked those patties. You're all enjoying my food! Blech! I thought something was off! [gasping] Oh no you don't! Anyone who wants to leave
has to go through me first! Goodnight, Boss.
See you in the morning. The Aqua Phone! The Mermaland's
telecommunication device, connecting City Hall with the
underwater crime fighting hero Mermaid Man! - Yello?
- Never mind. It's just this idiot. By the power or Neptune, Mermaid Man and
Barnacle Boy unite! To the invisible Boat Mobile! Yay! This must be the secret lair
of an evil villain. You're right. Looks like there's evil afoot. And littering is a crime. What? I thought I had my house
sponge and star proofed! Hey, Squidward, wanna play a Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy with us? No! Now, please fall
and get seriously hurt. Whoa! I'm sure I've heard
that no before. Holy something, Mermaid
Man, you can't mean... Yes, my young pink ward. It's none other than Doctor Negative! ♪ I hate SpongeBob
and I hate Patrick ♪ It's that denying
desperado's siren song! <i>♪ Loathing SpongeBob ♪</i> <i>♪ Scorning Patrick</i>
<i>La, la, la, la, la, la ♪</i> He's obviously raising an
army of mutant vegetables. And that song
he's singing will bring them to life! Although our foes were evil, their nutrition did
not go to waste, Doctor Negative. We're watching you! That's it! I'm gonna clobber you two! Hey, Squidward,
do you hear that? You'd better hurry up or
you'll be late for work. Yeah. You'd better do
something or whatever. <i>♪ Mermaid Man, our hero!</i>
<i>Barnacle Boy, you too! ♪</i> <i>♪ Mermaid Man, crime-fighter!</i>
<i>Barnacle Boy, makes do! ♪</i> <i>♪ Evil found its</i>
<i>match today! ♪</i> <i>♪ Underwater justice</i>
<i>And fair play! ♪</i> <i>♪ Super plan! Garbage can!</i>
<i>Mini van! Mermaid Man! ♪</i> Will you two shut up about
that stupid show?! Oh, did you say something
negative, Doctor Negative? What the how did... I heard him say
something negative! Mermaid Man, that injured victim's bandages
have come undone! That poor man needs aid! Of the first variety. Oh! We've forgot the peroxide. That should hold you until your surgeons can
amputate our torso. Justice restored! Hey, Superdorks! Your turn to take
out the garbage. Alright, Doctor Negative. We'll play along and
take it out. Hiya!
