[whimpering] Krabs. Fine. Anything to get that bag
with a bag outta here. Say, cheese! Cheese! [screaming] [laughing] Finally! The secret
formula is mine! I knew your sincerity
was insincere, sir! I didn't know anything
about this, Eugene! Honest! But I love it! Now we can rule the world
as a family. Eh, Grandma? [laughing] Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not
sharing this formula, with you! But Grandma! Adios, Mi amore! Muah! [mumbling] [laughing] Press-o-Inviso. [humming] Wah. Can't see my own feet. [humming] Don't you go anywhere
while I clean your homie womie. Out of sight... [laughing] out of my mind. [groaning] Hey, watch it! I'm gonna wah...
the secret formula! Must be one of Krabs' tricks. He'll pop out any second now. Well! Nothing. Alright. I really did it! Hey, Karen! Guess what! I finally got the Krabby
Patty secret formula! How you like me now? It's genuine. Come here, you big hunk
of aquatic organism! Ooh! I knew you could do it! Welcome to the
original Krysty... Curses. Foiled again. Never happened. Now, to make my escape. [laughing] Aren't you gonna
try and stop me? That'll be $1.99, please. What do you mean, $1.99? You're not going to step on me? I've got the secret
formula, you know? Anyone can have
a secret formula. We sell ‘em in the gift shop. See? They're all just fakes. Everything here is a fake. Yeah, forget it. What's the world coming to? Alright, just give me one
frozen Krabby Patty to go. Ding. [laughing] Yes, you fool! Oh, you selfish green twit! It's our wedding anniversary! Oh, that. Yippee! Oh! You forgot! And I got you the perfect gift! The Krappy
Patty formula? How did you get it? First I went
to the Krusty Krab. One Krabby Patty, please. Thank you. Whatever. Muah. What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Well, you can tell me later. You're not getting this
until you get me a gift! Ugh. Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! Hello, future! [laughing] Yes! Huh? What the...? Where is my museum? Finally, the Krabby
Patty Secret recipe! [laughing] Did me out
when my life doesn't stink. Oh no. Don't hurt yourself, Poopsie. Quiet, Karen! What's your plan
to open the safe? Power drill? Explosives? The large [indiscernible]? Nah, I'll just use
the combination. Diabolical! I can almost taste
that Krabby Patty, now. The formula is mine! You'll have to get
past me first, Plankton! Krabs! And you'll have to
get past me, too! Ow. Tell your giant goon to head
over me formula, Plankton! Daddy! I'm a flunky, not a goon! Stay outta this, Pearl. Pearl! What are you doing
with me bitter enemy? Working for Plankton
is my summer job. I was just doing what you said. Remember? A good employee
following their boss's orders. Yeah, but, but not
when your boss is... oh, me and my big mouth. I bid you good day, sir. You gotta swallow it, here... on the premises. Oh, come on. I'll allow it. Fine! [gasping] Can I go now? [screaming] Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby
Patty outta me, stat! But what about anesthetic? There's no time. I can feel it digesting. Whatever you say, dear. Hold still. This
may pinch a little. [screaming] Huh? What a long day. I can't take it! What is it, Plankton? Hold that thought, baby. I uh, I forgot
something down here. I'll be right back! Can't believe this is
really happening. Krabby Patty secret
formula is finally mine! Oh. Huh? Eh. Is this some kind of a
horrible nightmare? A projector? You tricked me
with a simulation! [laughing] Plankton! Are you ready? Plankton? [gasping] Plankton! Uh, I'm ready? Wait a minute. Was this band just a front so you could steal
the Krabby Patty secret formula? What? No! I was in it
for the music, man! Hmm. Here's a fresh bottle
you can use. Did you just? [gasping] I did! The secret formula! Flight 291 is now boarding. All passengers please
proceed to gate four. Let's take off [indiscernible]. [screaming] Wah! Ahh! Gimme that! [screaming] Oh! Phew! That was close. Wait! SpongeBob! Give another chance! So long, Imitation Krabs! Bye bye! I knew it was you
all along, Mr. Krabs. Here you go. Thank you, SpongeDoop. Ha ha ha. What? Don't forget your lucky, penny. Joy. This might be your lucky day! [laughing] The self destruct coin slot
has been activated. Ten seconds till detonation. Coin operated self destruct,
not one of my better ideas. Help! Ow. The Krabby Patty recipe! Yes, yes, yes! Here it is! My mouth is watering. My tastebuds are tingling. Mmm. Boy, yes. It feels so good! I can feel it all the way to
my finger... stumps. All of the ingredients
coming together in perfect harmony,
and it's all mine! [laughing] Okay. That was weird. Like I was saying,
the Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property
of the Krusty Krab. Who said that? What happening... to me? So warm and... fuzzy! It hurts. It hurts! It's beautiful. [laughing] All of the delicious ingredients
living in perfect harmony. You've got the recipe? I sure did. Well, what are you waiting for? Bringing it back
to the Chum Bucket. Karen, wouldn't
that be stealing? Kar... stealing? The Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property
of the Krusty Krab. Oh brother. Honestly. It would mean a lot to me. You... you're serious? Eugene, if I take this formula
from you now, there will always be
a hint of doubt. Come on, take it. You sure? [sighing] Life is good, Krabs. Sure is, buddy. Sure is. Yeah, baby! This is it! Yeah! Woo! Woo hoo hoo! [laughing] I got it, I got it. My diabolical, extremely
convoluted plan worked! I shoulda
been a politician! [laughing] I'd never give you the formula! First, we'll need a distraction
inside the Krusty Krab. That's where the identical
twins puppies come into play. Aw! I want one. It's so... cute! Free from Krabs' watchful eye, Acrobat Puppy
can begin his infiltration. [snoring] Once Acrobat Puppy
gets inside Krabs' office, he'll open the window
for Demolitions Puppy. Then Demolitions Puppy
will blow the safe wide open! With the safe door open, That formula is mine! And finally, just for fun. Comic Relief Puppy
adds a dollop of humor. Woo hoo! That's never gonna work! [laughing] But it already has. What do you think the puppies
have been doing all this time? Now, to open my prize! Give it here,
you big, stupid baby. Ow! [laughing] I've got it! Just like taking candy
from a baby! Get it, Krabs?
Like taking candy from you! Hey. What are you doing? [laughing] Woo! Uh oh. Ahem. Mama's Evil Little Genius
needs a diaper! Come on! Open... up! Open sesame. It's no use, Karen. It won't budge. Of course not, Einstein. It has a time lock. It won't open
until tomorrow morning. Well, I've waited this long. What's a few more... excrutiatingly long hours. Come back here with the formula! [arguing] He's over there! Stop him! [indiscernible] I can't help it! I'm a cleptomaniac! Grrr! [laughing] Ow! You're under arrest! But I'm innocent. No one is innocent! Whoa. Things got dark fast. Ack! Huh? Hi, Mr. Krabs. What are you doing
here, SpongeBob? Oh. When I can't
sleep, I come here, to be close to the formula. It comforts me. Well comfort time's over now! I'm trading the
formula to Plankton for a lifetime
supply of chocolate. I can't let you do
that, Mr. Krabs. You'll thank me for this later! Get a better grip. Okay. Okay. Plankton! Where are you? I got the formula! I'm here to collect me chum! I'm up here, Krabs! Whoa! Woo hoo! Just look at that chum! And it's all for me! [laughing] Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs. You foiled too many of my plans
over the years for me not to
double cross you now. This time I have
the upper hand! Get it? Upper hand. [laughing] I win! You get nothing! [screaming] [gasping] No! [squealing] No! I win! I always win! [laughing] Not to rain on your parade or
anything, but you always lose. No, SpongeBob, I always win! [gasping] Mr. Krabs? That's right! I stole me on formula! But if you're Mr. Krabs then
who's... Mr. Krabs is a robot! No, you idiot. Plankton! What the barnacles
is going on here? Still don't see him. [gasping] The safe! I'm in the clear, baby! It's beautiful. No, no tears. Not yet. There's work to be done. [laughing] At long last! [cheering] And the secret formula is... one bottle of molting lotion,
take passport photo, get new safe, travel size. This isn't the secret formula! It's a to do list! [screaming] [screaming] The secret recipe
for one Krabby Patty is... a pinch of salt... Plankton, wait! three teaspoons
of chopped onions, I'm warning ya! a cup of love, Don't do it! mix together with the most
important ingredient of all, four heaping pounds of freshly ground... Plankton? I warned ya. [screaming] Grr. Okay, I'll do it. Yeah. Here. I hope you choke on it. I can't believe it! After all these years,
it's mine! I am so happy
I could just burst. This bubble that is. [gasping] [laughing] Oh, that dirty
little double timer. Don't worry. He's about to get
what's coming to him. Now to see what's inside
a Krabby Patty. Just one ingredient. Darn it, Krabs! Ow. How about a hug, Krabs, old pal? I'd like that Planky, old chum. [crying] Doesn't this warm
your heart, Karen? I suppose it would if I had one. I'm sorry, Krabs, old buddy. [crying] Me too. Now, Karen!
Back off, rag boy! [laughing] [gasping] Sabbotage! Go, Karen! Yow! Eww eww! Doh! It's alive! Hold on. Plankton! [screaming] What are we gonna do? [gasping] Okay, Alright. We'll just pretend everything's normal
until closing time. Then we'll steal the formula
back from Plankton. [gasping] Me Krabby Patty recipe.
What's it doing out here? Oh ho! Shoulda known! Plankton. Hey, Krabs. Eh... Happy Eleventy seven? It's launchin' time. Please, Krabs! No, I can't take it anymore! No more launching, please! Oh, alright. Since I'm in such a good mood,
I'll go easy on you this time. Ow! There. Happy landings, Plankton! You know, this isn't so bad. Everyone looks like little
ants from up here. [laughing] Wait, help. [laughing] Krabs? What the barnacle is
going on here? It's your arch
competitor, Krabs! His goal in life is to
steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant! That's terrible! Yeah! But the worst
part of it is... Good grief! He's naked! [laughing] Clothe me if you
can, silly land lovers! [laughing] I'm gonna make you
eat those words, Krabs! [laughing] No shirt, no shoes, no service! [laughing] Oh, you got me. Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinking Patty. I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here? In your face, Krabs. [humming] Krabs? SpongeBoob? Why aren't you in Dullsville? We never left Sheldon. The Mr. Krabs and SpongeBoob who followed the
robot you to Dullsville, were also robots! Gotcha! [laughing] Hate! So, the way I see it, Mr. Krabs and Plankton
are just using us as pawns in their dumb secret
formula war. Agreed. Yeah. I mean, who cares if that guy steals
the secret formula anyway? Grow up. That's what I say. Agreed So, you're the real
Krabs and SpongeBob? Gimme that! Huh? [screaming] Help! [yelling] [arguing] Yo, Krusty Krab.
May I take your order? No, Mr. Krabs is unable
to come to the phone right now. He's trapped
in a dust cloud brawl. Yeah, he'll have
to call you back. Gee. I hope our robot
lookalikes are okay. Bless their heart
like pneumatic pumps. We've had enough
of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! Come on, Plankton.
Let's get outta here. Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. And maybe scallops'll
fly out of my pants! Hang on there, laddie! Imma coming! [groaning] Sorry. [laughing] [gasping] [laughing] I can't believe
that actually worked. [screaming] [screaming] [mumbling] Good morning, Krusty Krew. Ready to cook up a new
batch of Krabby Patties... Why are you two smoldering? We're sorry, Mr. Krabs! No, he's delirious! He doesn't know
what he's saying. No! Mr. Krabs
deserves the truth! We accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula
and Plankton found it! We tried to steal it back,
but we failed! You did what?! Plankton stole me formula! That's what he said. Uh huh. Then I'll just
have to steal it back. Hmm. Huh? Ooh. Don't worry.
I'll [indiscernible] So, it's up to you to be the
watchful eyes of... what's this? It's Krabs' business
rival, Plankton. Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs. Your secret formula
is finally mine! He's stealing the formula. What are you going to do,
Mr. Squarepants? [screaming] You'll never catch me, Krabs. Not when I shift into
maximum overdrive. Hi ya! I knew I should've
gotten the turbo. Little help here. Did you enjoy the
surprise party, Mr. Krabs? Eh. I'll tell you in a second. Huh? That fool, Krabs, left the
Krabby Patty formula behind! [laughing] Mommie. Ooh. Yes, boy-o. I enjoyed it very much. I can explain, Eugene. I...I was just
keeping it warm for you. - Yeah.
- Sure. I believe you. Say, since you went through
all the trouble of getting here,
there you go, Plankton. Enjoy the scenery. Hey, where'd he go? Checkmate, Krabs! [laughing] Ow. Good job, boy-o. I simply refuse to fail, sir. Bring me
the Krabby Patty formula! Sorry, boss. We looked everywhere for it,
but we can't find it. Did you try looking in the safe? Oh. Eureka! [laughing] Plankton, don't do it. Sorry, Krabs. Nothing can stop me now. Except the law. What's happening? SpongeBob warned me
you were planning a jailbreak, so it took the precaution
of hiding the entire Bikini Bottom police
force in me safe. Come along, Plankton. It's back to jail for you. Huh? What's this? [screaming] Can ya spot him, Mr. Squidward? Down there, sir! [gasping] There appears to be a Krabby
Patty napping in progress. There is only one
[indiscernible], Plankton. Finally, victory is mine. I win. Iwin! I win! [laughing] He got away, sir. No! He's finally stolen
me secret recipe. perhaps not Mr. Krabs
for its, SpongeBob Squarepants! Try again. Oh, try again. [screaming] You try it again!
I'm making my move! It's finally mine. Time to kick this baby
in a four claw drive! Wait, Sandy! We can work this out! My pelt! Mr. Krabs! Sandy's making off
with the formula! [gasping] Sandy, you're naked and you don't have
any clothes on. Unhand my pelt,
you unknown varmit! Only from my cold dead feelers! Plankton! I should've
known this was your doing! Now, feel this! Hi ya! Gotcha! Hey, what you doing, boy? My new magical talking spatula
that I got from Plankton says it needs your Krabby
Patty Secret formula. SpongeBob, no! I mean, it was your
talking spatula you say? That you got
from Plankton. Well. Why didn't you say so? Here, give your talking
spatula this recipe. Mr. Krabs, I think your
blinker's broken. Just read it. Aye aye! Okay, Sizzle Master, the first ingredient
is five gallons combustible cooking oil. Yes, Karen, begin production! one sack coral dust, extra spicy one bucket fire algae paste,
and the final ingredient, disulfide. Yes! [laughing] Wait. How much disulfide? The whole enchilada. I had no idea that stuff was
approved for restaurant use. Oh, it's not, Plankton. Krabs? Oh no. Alright two faced,
what's the big idea? What have you been doing
all this time? Oh. Nothing much here. Just stealing the formula. Wha? Taking over this restaurant. Hooray for Plank-Krab. He's the best boss ever! [screaming] [laughing] Duck! Disengage! Me secret formula! Happy birthday Krabs! Don't forget your
condiments, Plankton! Atta boy, SpongeBob! Safe! [humming] [laughing] No need to wonder about this! I got your formula! [laughing] Yee haw! Aren't you getting a little
tired of this, Plankton? Come on, Krabs. Don't you have any
respect for tradition? [laughing] Of course I do. That's why I'm doing this. Ow. Then where's me restaurant? Perhaps over there. [gasping] And where's me formula? Perhaps over there. The Chum Bucket, now
serving Krabby Patties! We're too late! We'll see
about that boy-o. Whoa, whoa! You can't cut in line! We've been waiting for a Krabby
Patty for three stinking days! This will only take a minute. Keep your pants on out there! I'll get your Krabby Patties just as soon as I get
this bottle open! Not if I have anything
to say and or do about it. Krabs! Why aren't you frozen
under the barren tundra? I guess I didn't want to miss the big unveiling
of my sandwich! Well, it would have happened
if I could've dislodged this stupid cork. Oh. That's easy. Patrick! [laughing] I got it now, Krabsy! Something's not right, Gary. I better get you to the vet. [meowing] Ha! I lost him! And now I'm lost! [screaming] My head. Ooh. I must be in the
center of the shell. What's that? This is it! Just like I thought! It was hidden here all the time! The secret Krabby Patty formula. It's beautiful! The heavenly light,
I always knew I'd see it once I'd gotten the formula. Let me bask in it's glory! Well, that's odd. Who's that? Hey, it's Plankton. What's he got there? Looks like one of my
old grocery lists. I don't know how
he got in there. But the gases inside this shell are making
the little guy hallucinate. He would've smelled the gases
if he had a nose. Like most good hearted people. [laughing] I got it! I finally got the formula! It's mine! Open the sparkling apple juice,
Karen! Daddy's bringing the bacon home! [laughing]
