♪ You know I work ♪ ♪ I secure the bag ♪ ♪ All you do is choke and I
guess that's the real gag ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Nick I used to watch the
show when I was a shortie ♪ ♪ You still doing this show
when you damn near 40 ♪ ♪ Off top ♪ ♪ Fat boy your
shirt hardly fit ♪ ♪ Why they call
you Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ You should be Charlie Chips ♪ ♪ Put down the Snickers ♪ ♪ Put down the Twix ♪ ♪ This (beep) get in the sun
and make a solar eclipse ♪ (hip-hop music) ♪ Uh uh ♪ ♪ Big Snoop Dog straight
repping the blues ♪ ♪ But how you gon' crip walk
them ugly ass church shoes ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ That was fresh and all ♪ ♪ But let me tell you
something about big Snoop Dog ♪ ♪ I can look so fresh and
so clean and so swag ♪ ♪ But let me tell
you about your rap ♪ ♪ It's straight whack ♪ ♪ You can't get it
and you don't do it ♪ ♪ I'm supposed to do two bars ♪ ♪ But I'm about
to ruin your day ♪ ♪ Wild 'N Out the
platinum crew ♪ ♪ We came to get you
and you and you too ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Snoop, bring
that ass here boy. (audience laughing) Look, ♪ Your name Snoop Lion ♪ ♪ And I ain't really
down with that ♪ ♪ How you Snoop Lion when
you built like a Thundercat ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, who is this? - You know who I am, Nick. - Yeah, yeah. - Y'all give it up
for Arsenal one time. (audience cheering) So y'all really wanna do this? You wanna cut the beat off? - Yeah, you can cut the beat since you got Mr. Cut
the Beat right here. - Yo, Hitman Holla
- Do what you do. Okay, okay. You know what? Before they start the clap, well, you ain't fire. You don't spark the match. I could tell you and your
family from St. Louis, 'cause your little sister
showed me how to arch her back. (audience gasping) (bell beeping) You soft, you sweet. That's a big ass peppermint. Oh, you ain't get that? You dumb. You ain't intelligent. You should have just
stayed in that condom that your daddy should
have left you in. (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ Lay Lay ♪ ♪ Come here ♪ ♪ I'm gon' keep it real ♪ ♪ You think you're
up here grown ♪ ♪ Until your little ass
start paying some bills ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ I'm talking light bills ♪ ♪ Gas ♪ ♪ That's gon' kick your ass ♪ ♪ All right okay let's do it ♪ ♪ All y'all whack
like your outfit ♪ ♪ I've been making
money since six ♪ ♪ I work for me ♪ ♪ Y'all work for Nick ♪ (audience gasping) (audience cheering) - Yeah, tell you like this. ♪ When y'all came on the show ♪ ♪ We didn't even know 'em ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ I thought your name
was Ray Scrotum ♪ (audience gasping) ♪ Man I Don't stop ♪ ♪ We call these (beep) locks ♪ - Hey. (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) Hey.
- Y'all can keep going. ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Srem life we don't play ♪ ♪ Can't take 'em serious ♪ ♪ Too much (beep) on his face ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Yeah you know I got to
(beep) it up one-time ♪ ♪ This (beep) ain't had
a hit since Drumline ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Ray Sremmurd, Ray Sremmurd. Bring that ass here, boy. ♪ We on fire ♪ ♪ Man I need a match switch ♪ ♪ Since you ain't got no type ♪ ♪ Here go fat (beep) ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Why you (beep) ♪ ♪ Flyest youngings
in the world (swag) ♪ ♪ Keep that fat (beep)
'cause I got my white girl ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - Hold on, I got one. ♪ With the whack ass wrap ♪ ♪ Your whole team
should go home ♪ ♪ Because this right
here is the no sex zone ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ I got these sweatpants on
so I can slide in Mariah ♪ ♪ Slide in Mariah ♪ ♪ Slide slide in Mariah ♪ ♪ I don't care 'cause that
ain't my wife no more ♪ ♪ Ain't my wife no more ♪ (bell beeping)
(audience laughing) (bell beeping) (record scratching) ♪ Uh yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yo I'ma tell
y'all Migos what ♪ ♪ I'm the best at this
freestyle (beep) ♪ ♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪ ♪ But when I first
heard of the Migos ♪ ♪ I thought y'all were
some Mexican dudes ♪ ♪ Quavo chill ♪ ♪ I'm really just playing ♪ ♪ I love y'all music ♪ ♪ But what the (beep)
y'all be saying ♪ (Nick mumbling)
(bell beeping) - Yo, hold on. Hold on, hold on. ♪ Migos in the building and
we talking about cash. ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon's hat made
it outta alligator ass ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Alligator ass hat ♪ - Alligator ass. - Hello, hello? (audience cheering) - Coming up, I wanted to be a comic, I wanted to be a rapper. I wanted to be a star, I wanted to be a factor. I didn't know if I was
talented enough to matter, then I saw Nick cannon and I
realized talent didn't matter. (audience cheering) (bell beeping) Let me talk. Let me talk. Your team got sent home. This would be my life if
everything went wrong. Like, if I was just
a little less funny and a little worse rapper, with a lot of less money
and a little bit madder, and a little bit dumber
and a lot of bit fatter, (audience laughing) I would probably be
one of these people. (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - Lil Dicky, listening to you spit them bars, that was some real torture. I'ma put it out there like this. You gon' be dead and
we gon' see vultures 'cause I'm tired of
you and Iggy Azalea (beep) up our culture. (audience gasping) (bell beeping) Okay! (reggae music) Uh. Uh. Uh, look. Look, uh. ♪ Yo the freestyle get off me ♪ ♪ I sell it softly ♪ ♪ You know I'm coming up ♪ ♪ I like my coffee ♪ ♪ Black ♪ ♪ Little thick ♪ ♪ Too young for
this (beep) Nick ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Uh-huh ♪ (audience laughing)
(indistinctive chatter) ♪ You say you're wrapping ♪ ♪ You're cupping a lot ooh ♪ ♪ You're not hot ♪ ♪ Just get back in the pot ay ♪ ♪ When we say coffee ♪ ♪ The tip of the top ooh ♪ ♪ I might say cough
I'ma drip on my job ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm from J-A ♪ ♪ A real G ♪ ♪ You see pre can't be me ♪ ♪ A Kiki ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon can't pin me ♪ ♪ No be be ♪ ♪ My mic small but
my tree deep on TV ♪ ♪ Go easy ey ♪ (bell beeping) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪ ♪ A chick like you will make
me stop being a player ♪ ♪ I'm the chick slayer ♪ ♪ I get a tattoo of
your name right here ♪ ♪ Say Soraya ♪ ♪ Right next to the
one that says Zendaya ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) I got all the fine chicks
names tattooed on my body, is what I'm saying.
- Hey, hey, cut the beat real quick. - Oh! She did a Conceited. She taller in him. She might as well take his job. (audience laughing) - Hey Nick, let me
ask you a question. Nick, you really
out here wilding. You the boss of this show but how you get fired
from America's God talent? (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - See, I see what
you trying to do. You're trying to spit a
little bit but little baby, I ain't get fired, I (beep) quit. (audience cheering) Now, Vic Mensa, come on up here man. (audience cheering) Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ We know you a tough guy ♪ ♪ Carry draws we want no drama ♪ ♪ But why you come
to this show ♪ ♪ Dressed like Rihanna ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - All right. Okay. ♪ You buried yourself ♪ ♪ You should have
brought your own shovel ♪ ♪ Ever since Mariah found
a (beep) on her own level ♪ ♪ I don't mean to go back
and bring up your divorce ♪ ♪ But how that work ♪ ♪ Is she paying
you child support ♪ ♪ And your man's over here fat ♪ ♪ You should go vegan ♪ ♪ You too underpaid to
keep on overeating ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ And Method Man a legend but
you know I got to kill him ♪ ♪ Your career is old ♪ ♪ I thought Wu-Tang
was for the children ♪ ♪ Consider this verse as a PSA ♪ ♪ How the (beep) you get
them shoes through TSA ♪ ♪ This is black squad ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ Black gangs ♪ (indistinctive chatter) ♪ Clap back ♪ (audience cheering) - I got it. - Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all ♪ Yo I took him
through Red Hook ♪ ♪ He wasn't no chump ♪ ♪ They were (beep) with him
'cause his music do bop ♪ ♪ But I'ma tell y'all a secret ♪ ♪ This ain't what you want ♪ ♪ On some real (beep) ♪ ♪ He voted for Trump ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Hey yo, hey yo. ♪ Hey yo hold up ♪ ♪ Let me make one thing clear ♪ ♪ One of my songs sold 7
million copies this year ♪ ♪ Add that up ♪ ♪ What do we have there ♪ ♪ More singles sold
than his whole career ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Hey DeRay ♪ ♪ Who let this dude
in the wildstyle ♪ ♪ Somebody take B-Rabbit
back to 8-Mile ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Hey. ♪ That was nice man ♪ ♪ You spit on that track ♪ ♪ I don't care how
much Henny you drink ♪ ♪ You still ain't black ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ Still ain't black ♪ - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (record scratching)
(horn trumpeting) - Calling me B-Rabbit, well that's just a bit crazy. Well, you know what else
rhymes with a bit crazy? - MGK is a wannabe Slim Shady? (audience gasping) - On top of that, a garbage rapper. But you know what
rhymes a garbage rapper? - Dyeing your hair don't
make you Marshall Mathers? (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - I mean, MGK, these is truths. It's not even secrets. You're such a fake Eminem, you should be Reese's Pieces. (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - And that's real talk. And now we got some questions, 'cause you dated Amber Rose. How's it feel to have Nick
Cannon's sloppy second? (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Ooh. Ooh. He stepped all the way up, to. All right, all right. ♪ We know Soulja is a gangster ♪ ♪ We know soldier
from the hood ♪ ♪ But he really a nice guy ♪ ♪ He really all good ♪ ♪ He ain't never
been to prison ♪ ♪ He ain't never been a felon ♪ ♪ 'Cause when the police ask ♪ ♪ Soulja boy telling ♪ ♪ Because if he
ever go to jail ♪ ♪ If he ever in the cell ♪ ♪ Them dudes in there will
have Soulja Boy yelling ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Hell no ♪ ♪ I knock a (beep) out ♪ ♪ I take big (beep) and then
(beep) her on the couch ♪ - Damn! ♪ Real street (beep) ♪ ♪ You already know ♪ ♪ But your chain look
fake like some snow ♪ ♪ Big Drake gon'
knock a (beep) down ♪ - Big Drake? ♪ ATL (beep) it's my town ♪ (audience cheering) (bell beeping) - Uh, uh. Clap your hands, y'all. Uh, uh. ♪ Tee Grizzley you a gangster ♪ ♪ But I don't effing care ♪ ♪ I'm about to spit these bars ♪ ♪ Like it ain't effing fair ♪ ♪ I'ma do this because
I do it everywhere ♪ ♪ (Beep) you really
ain't grizzly ♪ ♪ You a teddy bear ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Okay. Okay. (Grizzly barking) ♪ Terrible at acting ♪ ♪ Horrible at rapping ♪ ♪ Big ass blanket around your
head like you're Aladdin ♪ ♪ Black squad told me
you made some songs ♪ ♪ I don't remember them ♪ ♪ Nick you know
I'm from Detroit ♪ ♪ Don't make me call Eminem ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Hold up, hold up. Come on, Greeze. You know you my dog. (screams) (audience laughing) I'm scared but I'ma say
it anyway. (screams) Listen, ♪ You know you my dog ♪ ♪ You getting plaque
after plaque man ♪ ♪ But you're built like
the penguin on Batman ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) (D.C. Young Fly screaming) (record scratching) - Come on, champ. - Okay. ♪ All right champ look ♪ ♪ We know you undefeated ♪ ♪ But here's a breath mint
(beep) 'cause you need it ♪ ♪ I know you be knocking
cats out right and left ♪ ♪ But I don't know
what's stronger (beep) ♪ ♪ Your fist or your breath ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) (indistinctive chatter) - Where you going, baby? - Nowhere. (audience laughing) ♪ You know you saw my fight
and you know I don't play ♪ ♪ Matter of fact I
hit him so hard ♪ ♪ I almost caught a case ♪ ♪ Look I like you Nick man ♪ ♪ I really really do ♪ ♪ We're talking
all this nonsense ♪ ♪ I'ma let you out too ♪ ♪ And (beep) put this
chalk around you ♪ (audience gasping)
- Come here, champ. Let me holler you, champ. (audience gasping) - Hold on, hold on. - You think I care about
you being undefeated? Man, in wildstyle, you would never shine. Man, I hit you in your mother... (audience laughing) Nevermind. (audience laughing) (bell beeping) (audience cheering) - All right.
- Yo. - Okay.
- B Simone? - Oh wait, wait.
- B Simone! - Hold on, okay.
- Yeah. ♪ You as hair as a man ♪ ♪ The way you looking ♪ ♪ You be your own boyfriend ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ You made a song about a cow ♪ ♪ I know you think you bomb ♪ ♪ Aye yo Nick ♪ ♪ Chicken heads ♪ ♪ They belong on the farm ♪ (audience cheering)
- Hey. ♪ Doja Cat ♪ ♪ Here's something
you won't believe ♪ ♪ I went backstage and found
the rest of your weave ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ And I got glue ♪ ♪ If she don't want
to used for her head ♪ ♪ Put it on your boots ♪ (audience laughing) - Kiss my ass. (audience laughing) - Yeah.
- Oh (beep). ♪ Every time that I
see you I say damn ♪ ♪ You look like the blue
monster from Space Jam ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Monster! (indistinct)
- Okay. All right, check this out. Look, ♪ Space Jam ♪ ♪ Now that ain't white ♪ ♪ That's why you look like
a fake ass Gucci wife. ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - Gucci wife fine. I don't... - But don't you look
like the fake version? (audience cheering) - Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Hey Trina. - Hi Nick.
- All right, all right. I wanna get started. I'ma do like this... ♪ Yo Trina on this
show I had to get ♪ ♪ 'Cause she the baddest
chick that I haven't hit ♪ ♪ And I'ma just say I
wanted to hear for so long ♪ ♪ So go ahead and
get with a real man ♪ ♪ And leave them
broke rappers alone ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - I probably would give
you a chance, Nick, but I don't think you
can handle this ass. (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Uh, uh. Uh, all right. ♪ We gon' go off top wilding ♪ ♪ Chloe and Halle ♪ ♪ Y'all got talent ♪ ♪ So I'ma just kick this ♪ ♪ You've got the glow ♪ ♪ But one thing
before y'all go ♪ ♪ Can y'all do me a favor ♪ ♪ And tell Beyonce to
come on this damn show ♪ (audience laughing) Call Beyonce and tell her, we need her on the show. - All right, all right.
- Bee? - All right, all right. Drop the beat, drop the beat. Hold up, hold up.
- Oh! (audience gasping)
(record scratching) - Does that means
this is gon'... I'ma get in trouble. All right.
(audience laughing) - Nick nack patty whack
Cannon with no balls, - Once you lost Mariah,
you know you lost it all. (audience cheering) (bell beeping) - First, it went your talent - Along with your career, ♪ I know it must
be hard for you ♪ ♪ But baby ♪ ♪ Wipe your tears ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Bring the beat back. Y'all so mean. (record scratching) - I don't care who y'all is, them fighting words.
(audience laughing) - All right, I got something
for my girls right here. I got something for
my girls right here. Check it out. Look, okay. Uhm... ♪ Y'all got signed to queen B ♪ ♪ I wish you well ♪ ♪ She looking for Beyonce ♪ ♪ Y'all just Kelly
and Michelle ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - All right, all right. All right, all right. Hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ Oh look ♪ ♪ The mouse has
something to say ♪ ♪ You just a clout chaser
who's waiting for payday ♪ - Ooh! (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - I'ma just say that... ♪ I'ma gonna go over there
and find a place to sit ♪ ♪ Y'all signed a Beyonce ♪ ♪ I'm just signed a Nick ♪ (audience laughing) - Hey, that's a good thing.
(bell beeping) - Uh. Damn. All right, white boy. Relax. (audience laughing) All right, all right. Hey. Hey. ♪ Yeah I was just gon' relax ♪ ♪ I was just gon' fall back ♪ ♪ But you all up in my face ♪ ♪ Like you trying to attack ♪ ♪ Like you want to get grimy ♪ ♪ Like you want to go bump ♪ ♪ Come on dog ♪ ♪ Tell everybody you
voted for Trump ♪ (audience cheering) - Voted for Trump.
(bell beeping) ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Too smooth like
I'm undercover ♪ - Uh. ♪ I take your girl undercover ♪ - Hmm. ♪ Too smooth ♪ ♪ Ain't no life brother ♪ ♪ Don't disrespect
my white brother ♪ - Oh, he got an Eminem shirt on? All right. (audience applauding) ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ Killer Mike Killer Mike ♪ ♪ Uh uh ♪ ♪ Kill the mic kill the mic ♪ ♪ It's about to be uh ♪ ♪ My whole damn team
ain't even did they job ♪ ♪ So I'm about to switch it up ♪ ♪ I'm on the black squad ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - Cut out the beat. - Already? (record scratching) Damn! (audience cheering) - Read them all,
check it out man. Watchers just play racket. Why this (beep) shoes always
tight as a stray jacket? (audience gasping)
(buzzer buzzing) Hold on, hold on. I ain't finished the damn dance. He cool as (beep) but how the (beep) he bring
back the hammer pants? (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) Them Adidas is tight white, boy. Here's a lesson though, keep on untied like
DMC did in '84. Walk around, grab your (beep), and after the (beep) show, make you a chocolate baby and hang on the (beep). Roll with me 'cause the black
team now is drafting you, and Nick cannon, boo, back to the loser crew. (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - I wanna be over here too. (record scratching) Drop the beat. Uh, uh. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Hey yo Pete ♪ ♪ You my favorite ♪ ♪ Psych I lie ♪ ♪ Matter of fact since
you left the show ♪ ♪ It's been fried ♪ ♪ I'ma tell you like this ♪ ♪ I stay high ♪ ♪ They need to change
your show's name ♪ ♪ To Saturday Night Died ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ Hey Nick ♪ ♪ It's an honor to
be here to perform ♪ ♪ With the hottest
new star of 2004 ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - All right, let
me get Pete's ass. This pretty little white boy. Yo, cut the beat for this one. I said I've seen you on SNL. I love that (beep). My favorite part of the show
is when they cut your skits. But wait, they picked
you over Chico and Carlos for Saturday Night Live? You're lucky they're
not looking for talent. They're just casting
the white guys. (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - That was a very good rhyme. It was very clever. I left four years ago, but you'll be
stuck here forever. (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Yo Gee Herbo ♪ ♪ Got me a little worried ♪ ♪ I'ma let you know
I ain't scared G ♪ ♪ Looking a little thick
since you got married ♪ ♪ I'm just saying I
ain't trying to do that ♪ ♪ I see him thinking
about some rounds ♪ ♪ I know he gon' snap ♪ ♪ Gee Herbo's my guy so I'm
gonna just stop and say bye ♪ All right, 'cause I don't
wanna get shot here. - I ride with you, man. Look like y'all getting a
lot of money over here, man. ♪ Nick look like you passed
out rollies to the whole set ♪ ♪ Look like wilding
out blessed ♪ ♪ But did you get
it from this show ♪ ♪ Or you and Mariah
child support check ♪ (audience laughing) - Both, both. ♪ Straight out the frying
pan in to the fire ♪ ♪ He the music biz ♪ ♪ Number one supplier ♪ ♪ Flyer than a piece of paper ♪ ♪ Baddest name ♪ ♪ I got the hottest bitch in
the game wearing my chain ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - That one was crazy, Nick. You should've said
that on the album. (audience laughing) - Jay-Z said it first.
- I know. ♪ Look Nick ♪ ♪ You sent me the chain ♪ ♪ But this is the only
one in your stash ♪ ♪ That meant anything ♪ ♪ Everything that you had
before was whack as (beep) ♪ ♪ So back it up ♪ ♪ Put it in the truck ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ He on the perch for this ♪ ♪ He told my (beep) like I
mother(beep) work for this ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Oh this is a family show ♪ ♪ My bad ♪ ♪ I gotta get back
to my family yo ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Gon' do a whole
damn album in here. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ I ain't hear music
from you in years ♪ ♪ T-Pain where your music
brought pain to my ears ♪ ♪ I'm back and you better
go and warn your goons ♪ ♪ I heard you can't really
sing without the auto tune ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - That's a lie. That was a lie. We just heard it. ♪ Okay first of all ♪ ♪ Let me get down to it ♪ ♪ I'ma get up in this
bitch and just do it ♪ ♪ I come up in this
mother(beep) with the angles ♪ ♪ And I came up in this biz to
do it big like your cankles ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - (Beep) that beat. We want to hear
this (beep) live. Come here, Mario. Mario. Mario. (Beep) is everything. Now listen here, we face to face. Now, you gotta credit this and I ain't gonna play with you, so I might as well settle this. You are on the millennium tour because that's the only way
you can remain relevant. (audience gasping)
Now... - Listen, I'm sorry y'all.
(bell beeping) Y'all know I don't give a damn. I ain't got no fear. He told the whole black
team to dress in army pants and a bulletproof vest so
they can save his damn career. (audience laughing) (bell beeping)
- Hey yo, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Hey yo, D.C, we gon' make a toast to
your career son, right? But I'm from B more and I know a (beep)
roach when I see one. (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Yo welcome to the family ♪ ♪ He on MTV ♪ ♪ But you making a mistake
trying to battle me ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ I keep it burning like a STD ♪ ♪ So stepping to me ♪ ♪ You don't want
to do that fella ♪ ♪ This is the dude
that gave herpes ♪ ♪ To everybody at Coachella ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - I didn't go to Coachella, I promise. (audience laughing) ♪ Nick ♪ ♪ It's about to get
abusive in here ♪ ♪ 'Cause unlike you ♪ ♪ My fans love me
from my music career ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - Okay, okay. Now listen, Travis. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Now I don't wanna
start with you ♪ ♪ Look ♪ ♪ And I don't want to
get wild with you ♪ ♪ I'm too ready ♪ ♪ My bars heavy ♪ ♪ You look like a fake
Machine Gun Kelly ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Yo. ♪ I hate to do it because
I love young fly ♪ ♪ But why the (beep) did MTV
let you remake How High ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ 'Cause listen ♪ ♪ Close ♪ ♪ You little whore ♪ ♪ This is Wild 'N Out ♪ ♪ This a black show (beep) ♪ ♪ This is not
Jersey Shore okay ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ I must say my trip to
the A has been exquisite ♪ ♪ I got to meet the Guy Code
caveman and the lizard ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - And he walked away on em, walked away on 'em. ♪ Lala I thought we was cool ♪ ♪ Lala I'm acting the fool ♪ ♪ Lala I'ma take you to school ♪ ♪ Tell the crowd how you
really let my Vanderpump rule ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) Ooh la la.
- Was so cute, Nick. DJ, can you cut the
beat real quick? - Oh!
(audience cheering) - Conceited ain't even here! (audience laughing) - So Nick, I've been a fan of this
show for quite some time, mostly 'cause of
this red-headed dime who murders with these rhymes. (audience cheering) I used to think that
you were so fine until I turned on my
TV and I saw Drumline. (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) I'm not done yet with you boy. - That was fire.
- Whoa, hold up. - But I really gotta know what
else you're known for lately 'cause the only
thing I know you for is making Mariah Carey's babies. Tell me something, Nick. Did she even let you pitch? 'Cause from the
internet's point of view, you were just her little bitch. (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Hold on, hold on. - Better talk your (peep), Nick. - That (beep) surprised me. (audience laughing) I was like, "Damn,
what the hell?" But I ain't gonna let you
talk (beep) about Drumline 'cause we shot that in the ATL. (audience cheering) (hip-hop music) Uh, uh. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ You got Miles and Marsai ♪ ♪ Y'all made me proud ♪ ♪ Real happy ♪ ♪ You asked to
come on this show ♪ ♪ You know I said gladly ♪ ♪ Acting entertaining
so naturally ♪ ♪ Actually ♪ ♪ I might be your daddy ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Okay. ♪ Now Nick ♪ ♪ You're talented in the most
things that you're doing ♪ ♪ I played your
song Yeah My Game ♪ ♪ And the crowd started booing ♪ - Whoa!
- Yeah. (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - That's 'cause they
couldn't hear it. That's 'cause they
couldn't hear it. ♪ Hey yo Saint Jhn ♪ ♪ You already lost the (beep) ♪ ♪ What kinda gangster walks
around with some frosted tips ♪ ♪ I know you started soft ♪ ♪ You look like Offset if
Cardi B ever cut him off ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - Ooh, talk your (beep) Justina. (audience laughing) ♪ They told me I'ma do this ♪ ♪ I ain't want to be in a rush ♪ ♪ I gotta call on the phone
and told me I better hush ♪ ♪ I said hold up ♪ ♪ I might take a drink ♪ ♪ You know that I'm a lush ♪ ♪ But who knew that Rosa
Parks made it off the bus ♪ - Oh, damn. He started firing and wilding, now everybody getting hit. She wasn't bothering nobody. Innocent bystander. - Hey, hey. Conceited, step up here. Me and Miles, me and Miles, we just got one
question to ask you. You ready? Look, ♪ We know the little
kids adore you ♪ ♪ But how am I 15 and I
got a mustache before you ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Yo, Tahiri, I'll tell you like this. Yo. ♪ Yo Tahiri ♪ ♪ Yo Tahiri ♪ ♪ Can you hear me ♪ ♪ My diamond's more clearly ♪ ♪ This ain't Love and Hip Hop
and I ain't such and such ♪ ♪ Won't you get a real
Joe to pump pump you up ♪ (audience gasping) (bell beeping) - Hey. That was all right,
that was all right. That was all right. ♪ I wanna know if this is true ♪ ♪ Just got off the phone
with Mariah Carey boo ♪ ♪ And I kind of heard that ♪ ♪ Eminem got more
chocolate than you ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - Just for bossman. Look, look. ♪ Everybody's had
your leftovers ♪ ♪ It's time to do the dishes ♪ ♪ You sad 'cause Joe left ♪ ♪ Not the Budden
to your business ♪ ♪ And see your name ♪ ♪ That you'll never
get a wedding ring ♪ ♪ How does it feel to hear he's
moved on to better things ♪ - Ooh, Budden to hear he...
(bell beeping) - I said no to the
ring, but okay. (audience cheering)
(hip-hop music) - Hey. ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ ♪ You see how we do when
we doing our thing ♪ - Hey. ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ ♪ You know we Wild 'N Out ♪ ♪ It's season 15 ♪ ♪ Lala always keep it real ♪ ♪ You're my sis ♪ ♪ What's the deal ♪ ♪ I'm on a flow off
the top for real ♪ ♪ How's it feel to know
D.C. (beep) up TRL ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ You out here ♪ ♪ You're doing your thing ♪ ♪ You paying the rent ♪ ♪ But if you keep
talking (beep) ♪ ♪ I'ma call 50 cent ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - Ain't nobody scared of Curtis. See, niecy, you're supposed be my sister. ♪ And then you keep doing
it again and again ♪ ♪ So you must want me
to call (beep) Eminem ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Call whoever you want. You call whoever you want. Hold on, hold on LaLa. ♪ Hold on LaLa ♪ ♪ Not so fast ♪ ♪ I'ma tell you what
everybody thinking ♪ ♪ Where'd you get all that ass ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ How your baby mama ♪ ♪ The biggest thing
you ever had happened ♪ ♪ I thought to judge talent ♪
- Thank you. ♪ You had to have talent ♪ ♪ Look ♪
- Okay. ♪ You be on live TV looking
like Jafar from Aladdin ♪ ♪ How'd you let a ballet dancer
take your Princess Jasmine ♪ (audience gasping) - Okay.
(bell beeping) That was good. That was good. ♪ He said some wild (beep) ♪ ♪ Like my blood
was about to boil ♪ ♪ Said he 24K ♪ ♪ More like aluminum foil ♪ ♪ But you know ♪ ♪ I'm gonna keep
rhyming every day ♪ ♪ 'Cause I get so paid ♪ ♪ I ain't scared to say ♪ ♪ That I thought I had
already battled Young MA ♪ (audience laughing) - Hold on, Nick.
(bell beeping) Nick? Give him time out. Come here real quick. - Hold up, Nick.
- Hey, time out. Come in real quick. Hey listen, I'm gonna let you
know like this. Hey. ♪ 24K ♪ ♪ Man you need to
hit the highway ♪ ♪ 'Cause you got the same braids
as Felicia off of Friday ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Bye Felicia. (audience laughing) - Look, look. Nah, nah, stay right there. Stay right there.
- Uh-oh. - Look. ♪ This is my court
I'm the judge ♪ ♪ You get no pardon ♪ ♪ Why you look like the
most bootleg version ♪ ♪ Of James Harden ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - Hey, hey. ♪ Trinidad James know
you repping down south ♪ ♪ But I thought Jerome
was in the house ♪ ♪ Jerome was in the house ♪ (bell beeping) - All right, cut that beat. I don't need that beat. - Oh, damn.
- I don't need that beat. Forget that beat.
- All right. First of all, Nick, I love you but I'm
gonna give you a break because we'll get back to you. (indistinctive chatter) Hitman Holla look like one
of them (beep) that come out, take his hat off and slide
for a dance on his head to come out a dancer break. - Talk your (beep).
- Come on. If he zip that jacket up, that (beep) gonna be a
goddam Marty bus driver. (audience laughing) - That was a good one.
(bell beeping) - All right, look. He had a song called
All Gold Everything, but watch how I'm ruining him. It's funny how that gold
quickly turned into aluminum. (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) So watch how I
spit at this lame. You wanna see a one hit wonder? Well there's Trinidad James. (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Hold on, hold on. Hell no. Talking about "one hit wonder." At least they play his
music in the clubs. You up here dressing like TLC but (beep), you're really
looking like a scrub. (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I'm so proud of you Nick ♪ ♪ You've been
working real hard ♪ ♪ But how you have your own
show and still lost your job ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) - She actually
talking that (beep)? She talking that (beep)? ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I don't lose my jobs ♪ ♪ I choose my jobs ♪ ♪ Then the whole episode ♪ ♪ We like who's this bro ♪ ♪ She gotta be a pro with
a name like Foushee ♪ ♪ Foo-gazy I care
what them fools say ♪ ♪ She must be crazy ♪ ♪ I'm going off the top ♪ ♪ Swazy and I'm about to
get ghost like a Patrick ♪ ♪ Not the one for SpongeBob
smashing a starfish ♪ ♪ All this beats
fitting cardless ♪ ♪ Regardless of the heart ♪ (indistinctive chatter) (audience cheering) I'm just saying. (audience cheering) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ Let me hear you say... ♪ Wildstyle ♪ And then they all say... ♪ Wildstyle ♪ Let's go. ♪ It's dope that I can be
here to share the stage ♪ ♪ But the real reason I'm here
because I'm getting paid ♪ ♪ If you listen close ♪ ♪ You can hear him
screaming DDG ♪ ♪ If they fire you again Nick ♪ ♪ You can work for me ♪ (audience gasping) - Okay.
(bell beeping) He said I could work for him. All right. ♪ Little boy you couldn't
pay for my food ♪ ♪ Especially with them
little checks from YouTube ♪ ♪ DDG you ain't
the place to be ♪ ♪ That stands for don't do
good on nothing you see ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - What you got? ♪ Nick we not the same ♪ ♪ I'm wine you're a Henny ♪ ♪ You want the chain ♪ ♪ But I got an Emmy ♪ (audience gasping)
- Ooh. She do got an Emmy. I don't have one of those. That's her. She talking that
talk, all right. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo the white man's award ♪ ♪ I don't really need that ♪ ♪ Emmy's Grammy's Oscars ♪ ♪ Nah y'all can keep that ♪ ♪ Chain game ♪ ♪ That's where I
keep my heat at ♪ ♪ As long as my people with me ♪ ♪ That's the achievement ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Hey. Hey, come on. Hey, where you at Atlanta? Hey, Hey. All right, I got it. ♪ Yo Chance ♪ ♪ The whole episode ♪ ♪ Dog I been keeping you ♪ ♪ Yachty told me let me
play with these (beep) ♪ ♪ Like peek-a-boo ♪ ♪ I'm must let you know ♪ ♪ Off the top of peaking you ♪ ♪ I don't know your fiance ♪ ♪ Don't know if
she keeping you ♪ ♪ Because she want a real
man show her the freaker do ♪ ♪ Putting it off the top ♪ ♪ Now I'm sneaking move ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna
go to the right ♪ ♪ Why you laughing ♪ ♪ You got something
for me here ♪ ♪ Here tonight ♪ ♪ With them bogus ass jeans ♪ ♪ Them bogus ass shoes ♪ ♪ And everybody know you
got bogus ass dance moves ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ And you're still
over here cheesing ♪ ♪ I know this is the
red squad season ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Yeah. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ My (beep) rocking
him some braids ♪ ♪ Why the hairstyle ♪ ♪ I know you got some regrets ♪ ♪ Got on some glasses ♪ ♪ Can't you see ♪ ♪ They know you only wear
them bitches when you read ♪ ♪ Little ass beard ♪ ♪ You're little ass weird ♪ ♪ What type of Atlanta is this ♪ ♪ The Donald Glover version ♪ ♪ 'Cause this (beep)
is extra weird ♪ ♪ Got a little stain
'cause your ass is weird ♪ (bell beeping) ♪ I love Atlanta ♪ ♪ It's a different
kinda Atlanta ♪ - I think you're
talking about me. (record scratching) (hip-hop music) - Hey, Hey. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Hey, we're gon' do like this. Yo, uh. ♪ Ever since All That ♪ ♪ I've been about the flows ♪ ♪ Y'all want to
hear me do a rap ♪ ♪ Then oh here it go ♪ ♪ 'Cause like my man Kel ♪ ♪ I love orange soda ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna
keep on rolling ♪ ♪ Like I'm on this coaster ♪ ♪ So I'ma freestyle and
you know I'm the man ♪ ♪ Y'all gotta give it
up for Detective Dan ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna keep on doing
it 'cause I'm in the mood ♪ ♪ My man Keenan told me
y'all was a super dude ♪ ♪ But I keep it popping yo ♪ ♪ I keep it hot yeah ♪ ♪ No regret ♪ ♪ What's your vital thought ♪ ♪ And I ♪ ♪ I just go and
keep on rhyming ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon is perfect ♪ ♪ I could do it every time ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ You're out here trying to
make me look like a dummy ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ But we all know you run ♪ ♪ That wasn't funny ♪ - Uh.
(bell beeping) ♪ I'm out here ♪ ♪ I'm and my money ♪ - Yeah. ♪ I still work for
Nick Nick Nick ♪ - Me too. ♪ And y'all work
for Nick Nick Nick ♪ ♪ Only difference
I ain't shot no ♪ - Oh! (bell beeping)
(audience cheering) Uh, yeah. Yeah. ♪ From the window to the wall ♪ ♪ Black squad about to fall ♪ ♪ Yo Laurie ♪ ♪ We know you got a
whole lot of talent ♪ ♪ But the rest of your squad ♪ ♪ Them (beep) is off balance ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) - All right, all right. ♪ Come on Nick ♪ ♪ You're tired and old ♪ ♪ And unlike your chains ♪ ♪ Mine are real gold ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Oh yeah, real gold. Oh. Oh. Bring Matt up here real quick. I wanna talk to Matt. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Say yo ♪ ♪ Matt Barns you remember me ♪ ♪ Yo I'm gon' get it ♪ ♪ I ain't defending see ♪ ♪ 'Cause he may
be light-skinned ♪ ♪ But he got dark
(beep) tendencies ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) Leave him alone. He be fighting. (indistinctive chatter) - Hold on, hold on. Hold on, cut that (beep). I'll do a Conceited
in here, real quick. - Cut? - I said my name is Mariah
and that's not a joke, but like the other Mariah, I'm about to leave
your as broke. (audience gasping)
Hold on. Now, a lot of people
say you a jerk off, but I don't see no jerkins. The whole time I've
been on this stage, I've been wondering why the
(beep) you wearing that turban. (audience gasping) (hip-hop music) - Hey, hey. Clap your hands, y'all. Hey, hey. Hey. ♪ You got a man ♪ ♪ He put a ring
on it of course ♪ ♪ But baby call me when
you about to get divorced ♪ ♪ Because you know it ♪ ♪ He your pony for that sport ♪ ♪ But no polo ♪ ♪ Yeah you're (beep)
a real horse ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Watch me catch bars ♪ ♪ You know I'll do 'em fast ♪ ♪ Unlike yours ♪ ♪ At least my
marriage will last ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ It's your girl Rachel ♪ ♪ Black bachelorette ♪ ♪ First to ever do it ♪ ♪ So for that I get respect ♪ ♪ Black bachelorette
on the black team ♪ ♪ By the way in Dallas
so fresh and so clean ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Yeah. Hey, Hey. ♪ Nick I'm happy for you ♪ ♪ I mean it's about damn time ♪ ♪ (beep) it's been like
15 years since Drumline ♪ ♪ What you trying
to get knowledge ♪ ♪ That's more like Special Ed ♪ ♪ You couldn't rap on a track ♪ ♪ So you put a
wrap on your head ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ Yo Vic ♪ ♪ You try to come on on
this show like you savage ♪ ♪ But I'm gonna let you know ♪ ♪ (beep) you really average ♪ ♪ You don't want this ♪ ♪ But you can have it ♪ ♪ Don't this (beep) look
like a gay skinny Kravitz ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzing) You can go DJ for his ass. (audience laughing) How about that? - I'm okay right here. - Come here, Vic. You ain't finna do
me like that, Vic. ♪ I heard what you're talking ♪ ♪ I heard what you said ♪ ♪ All that talking
about Nick Cannon head ♪ ♪ Now when I rap I make
the haters go to bed ♪ ♪ And look ♪ ♪ You used to look like
that before the dreads ♪ (audience laughing) (bell beeping) ♪ Hey D.C. look
like that friend ♪ ♪ You let sleep on your couch ♪
(buzzer buzzing) ♪ And kick him out ♪
(buzzer buzzing) ♪ For stealing Xbox
games out your house ♪ ♪ I can't blame you though ♪
(buzzer buzzing) ♪ I mean your face
ain't your fault ♪ ♪ You're grown up baby's kid ♪
(buzzer buzzing) ♪ You're a baby's adult. ♪
(buzzer buzzing) (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzing) (bell beeping) He lost. That's why the (beep) mad. (audience cheering) - Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Where we at y'all ♪ ♪ Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ I'm a kill her she a bee ♪ ♪ But the gag is
I'm the illest MC ♪ ♪ I'm as bad as your wig ♪ ♪ But I'ma tell you I'm
gonna come off this ♪ ♪ If we had kids ♪ ♪ They'd be bad as (beep) ♪ ♪ But you know what ♪ ♪ I'm gonna take that chance ♪ ♪ 'Cause you gon' come
up on this stage ♪ ♪ With no goddam pants ♪ Where your pants at?
(buzzer buzzing) - Uh, uh, uh. ♪ You know I work ♪ ♪ I've secured the bag ♪ ♪ All you do is choke ♪ ♪ And I guess that's
the real gag ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Nick I used to watch the
show when I was a shortie ♪ ♪ You still doing this
show when you near 40 ♪ ♪ Off top ♪ ♪ Fat boy your
shirt hardly fit ♪ ♪ Why they call
you Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ You should be Charlie Chips ♪ ♪ Put down the Snickers ♪ ♪ Put down the Twix ♪ ♪ This (beep) get in the sun
and make a solar eclipse ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Hold on. ♪ ♪ Hitman I gotta holler at you ♪ ♪ You a male stripper ♪ ♪ They should be
throwing dollars at you ♪ ♪ Young golf looking ass ♪ ♪ Why you talking ♪ ♪ This (beep) teeth look
like a young dolphin ♪ What the (beep). (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) - Let's get it on the roll. (whistle screeching) Give me T-Pain. (audience cheering) Give me Nicholas boss Cannon. (audience cheering) Boss.
- Yes? - You ready?
- Ready. - T-Pizzle, you ready? - I'm not sure. (audience laughing) - Well let's roast. - Man, if you don't get
your Fashionova sweats, camouflage, toe-having
ass (beep) up outta here! - If you don't get your
major pain a boot size, this leather (beep). - If you don't get your strong, independent, lesbian ass-looking
the (beep) outta here. - If you don't get your me and Tiger and you need
to go to the same (beep) to get our hairlines back... (audience laughing) - My hairline look good. (audience laughing)
- No, it's waving. It's waving. It's like a McDonald's
hill though. - If you don't get your
hair look like a pack of black mouths up... Ah, (beep). (audience gasping) - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) (horn trumpeting) - Nicholas Cannon,
I need you here. Nicholas Cannon. (audience cheering) Trinidad James, I need you here. (audience cheering) Well, let's roast. - Don't this (beep)
look like every mama who picking up
kids after school? (audience laughing) - How you got on two watches and you're still in
the wrong season? (audience gasping) - Trinidad James, the only rapper to win a
Grammy for best hair braider. (audience laughing) - Nick Cannon has no Grammys. (audience gasping) - And Trinidad James
has no more money. (audience laughing) (whistle screeching) - You out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) (horn trumpeting) (audience cheering) - Okay, okay. Let explain to you the rules. Two shakers in, you're out. Take too long and you're out. Stay in your way, okay? Just stay in your lane. That's all I ask. Red squad, give me Nick Cannon. I want you here, Nick Cannon. (audience cheering) Give me Kirk. I want you here. And Cody, give me Cody. I want (beep). (audience cheering) Well, you know what? Since it's uneven here, let me add a rule, okay? Whatever he says, it goes. I like my job, okay? (audience laughing) Well, let's roast. - If you don't get your, "I'm not racist, I
got a black friend," the (beep) up outta here. (audience laughing) If you don't get your, "Face that stood in
the sun for hours," head ass outta here. (audience laughing) - If you don't get your
fake ass James Corden, Carpool Karaoke the
(beep) up outta here. (audience laughing) - Okay, all right. (laughs) - First off, Nick, you sweet boy, I know you lay on your
stomach with your feet crossed sifting through
Mariah Carey IG, boy. - If you don't get this, "I can't get the (beep) out
'cause I'm still on a Percocet," the (beep) up outta here, (audience laughing)
(whistle screeching) - You, you, out! - [Audience] Got damned! (audience cheering) - Give me Nicholas Cannon. (audience cheering) Black squad, give me PnB Rock. (audience cheering) Well, let's roast. - Boy, if you don't get your, "My hat's attached
to these braids," looking ass the
(beep) up outta here. - That's a shaky, boss. That's a shaky. - Man, if you don't get your, "The only time I got a good rap is if it's wrapped
around my head," having ass (beep). (audience laughing) - You don't get your, "long neck take two
hours to swallow," looking ass the
(beep) up outta here. (audience laughing) - You look you like
you lay on your back when you reading
Instagram comments, you know what I'm saying? (audience laughing) - If you don't get your
Whopper house shoeware the (beep) up outta here. - That's two shaky, boss. - You, out! - [Audience] Got damned! (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) - Okay, all right. Give me Lil Duval. (audience cheering) - Come on, baby. Come on.
- Give me Nicholas Cannon. - What up, baby. (audience cheering) - Okay. Nick, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Lil Duval, you're ready?
- I'm ready, pimp. - Well, let's roast. - Man, if you don't get your, "civil rights face
but Nickelodeon body," ass up outta here. (audience laughing) - If you don't get your
grandma hat having, "thank you for being a friend." (audience laughing) - We do a TV show. Well, if you don't get
your different shows, "Gary Coleman" looking
ass up outta here, "Webtser" looking
ass up outta here, "Bobby Jay" looking
ass up outta here, "Kevin Hart" looking
ass up outta here, (indistinctive chatter)
looking ass up outta here. (audience cheering) - You, out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) (horn trumpeting) - Okay, give me Nicholas Cannon. Give me Marlon Wayans. (audience cheering) - Boss, you're ready?
- Ready. - Marlon, you're ready?
- Yeah. - Well, lets roast. (audience laughing) - If you don't get your, "Look up Marlon, say cheese," the (beep) up outta here. - You don't get your weird
outfit ass out here (beep). It look like you sit knees
first (beep) when counting. (audience laughing) (whistle screeching) (indistinctive chatter) - You, out! Give me Nicholas Cannon. (audience cheering) Give me Ferg, ASAP. (audience cheering) Well, lets roast. (audience laughing) - If you don't get your
Baby-Biz-Marky-build
whooping ass up outta here. (audience laughing) - You walk straight outta
bump them in the leg, having ass? - Boy, if you don't get your, "uncle at the family reunion,
the ribs almost done," looking ass up outta here. - You don't get your, "So Flo" and that
jerry curl looking ass. (audience laughing) I got So Flo! (whistle screeching) - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) (audience cheering) - Give me Nick Cannon. (audience cheering) Give me Shiggy. (audience cheering) Boss, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Shiggy, you ready?
- Already ready. - Well, lets roast. - If you don't get
your step-and-fetch-it, separate, (indistinctive
chatter) outta the ass up outta here. - If you don't get the, "I just work on the top, forget
the legs" ass outta here. (audience laughing) - If you don't get
your suburban last, "better stunt up in my
(beep)," ass up outta here. - Okay, okay, okay.
(audience laughing) Okay, cool. - If you don't get your, "Dorothy, I wanna go to Mariah
Carey house" ass outta here. I wanna go home.
(audience laughing) I wanna go home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. - You, out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) (audience applauding) Give me Nicholas Cannon. (audience cheering) Get over here, Sky. Give me Sky. (audience cheering) Boss, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Boss goes first.
- Hey beautiful, you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
- Well, lets roast. (audience laughing) - If you don't get your little
Kim Possible looking ass the (beep) up outta here. (audience laughing) - Ladies, isn't this the
guy waiting for you outside in the restroom at the club? (audience laughing) - If you don't get
your ghetto tatted, Chipotle-bag looking ass
the (beep) up outta here. (audience gasping) - Was it seriously necessary
to kill two Honey Badgers for today's episode? (audience laughing) (whistle screeching) - You, sorry boss, out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [D-Wrek] All right,
your next word is Movies. ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ My girls Superbad
and you Men on Fire ♪ ♪ You don't have a hot chick ♪ ♪ You damn Liar Liar ♪ ♪ You just battle rap 'cause
you can't get your tools right ♪ ♪ I steal your shine like
Lala Land and Moonlight ♪ ♪ Why would you play with me ♪ ♪ Homie don't try that ♪ ♪ I don't (beep)
with Spike Lee ♪ ♪ But I'm from Chi-raq ♪ (bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your word is karate movies. ♪ Karate movies just on me ♪ ♪ 'Cause with this
hip hop (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm like Bruce Lee ♪ ♪ Doing like Bruce Lee ♪ ♪ Boy you can't eve kick ♪ ♪ I would do use my karate ♪ ♪ Can break your head bricks ♪ ♪ Break my head bricks ♪ ♪ But I sound so slick ♪ ♪ Matter that fact
I am Kung Fu Nick ♪ ♪ I can get popping ♪ ♪ Can get it in ♪ ♪ Wu Tang clan
are for the kids ♪ ♪ Before we chi let
them hear what you say ♪ ♪ Don't let me get crazy and
just break your whole head ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ I'll put you in a skillet ♪ ♪ And you'll feel the feeling ♪ ♪ 'Cause Wu is the realest ♪ ♪ Wu is the realest ♪ ♪ I 'bout talk faster ♪ ♪ We can do this on the
stage of the bastard ♪ ♪ I'ma go faster ♪ ♪ Faster and faster ♪ ♪ Rest in peace to
Ol' Dirty Bastard ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your word is Fabulous (audience cheering) - Uh oh. ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ That word is Fabulous
just like I am ♪ ♪ My life is fabulous
just like my gram ♪ ♪ Nick you in Brooklyn
and you is fam ♪ ♪ You need some (beep) I
know swipers who scam ♪ ♪ Swipers who scam ♪ ♪ I can get that ♪ ♪ 'Cause this little jacket
here is Supreme rep ♪ ♪ Wild 'N Out Brooklyn ♪ ♪ This is how I live ♪ ♪ Everybody on their feet ♪ ♪ Do it for the bridge ♪ ♪ I'ma keep rocking ♪ ♪ I'ma keep popping ♪ ♪ Everybody knows that
Fab got the options ♪ ♪ Chicks and chicks
and chicks and chicks ♪ ♪ But you don't want this
because Nick is the (beep) ♪ ♪ Listen and listen ♪ ♪ I'll Listen I'll listen ♪ ♪ Nick you're in Brooklyn ♪ ♪ This ain't suburban ♪ ♪ Don't come back to Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Wearing a turban ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (audience cheering) - Your word is Animal
- All right. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - You got this?
- I'm gonna kill it. - I got this.
- I got... ♪ Ayo first off I love animals ♪ ♪ I'm a beast and I eat meat ♪ ♪ I'm a cannibal ♪ ♪ He's a cannibal you
don't wanna handle dude ♪ ♪ Because I will
let you know this ♪ ♪ How the Cannon do ♪ ♪ Lions Tigers Bears oh my ♪ ♪ Nick's dog died in
and it made Nick cry ♪ ♪ Made Nick cry ♪ ♪ I don't know why ♪ ♪ This white boy out up
here then (beep) lie ♪ ♪ You need to stop ♪ ♪ Watch me poplock ♪ (audience cheering) (bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - There we go. ♪ Kill it and kill
it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Ex-girlfriends. ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Talking my ex ♪ ♪ Y'all got some switches ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ (beep) y'all (beep) ♪ ♪ Damn my man ♪ ♪ Why you going hard ♪ ♪ Just hit the thing
out in the backyard ♪ ♪ Hold up ♪ ♪ Lets dance ♪ ♪ Know your ex-girlfriend
got your new pants ♪ ♪ Check out your pants ♪ ♪ Look like my daughters ♪ ♪ Now now y'all know
that (beep) outta order ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ You can't talk like that ♪ ♪ Why the hell your
voice sound like that ♪ ♪ Why you sound like
a young Chris Tucker ♪ ♪ You you skinny mother(beep) ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Skinny mother(beep) ♪ ♪ Hold up ♪ ♪ That's that ♪ ♪ What the (beep) is
wrong with your hat ♪ ♪ What the hell wrong with you ♪ ♪ This is what I (beep) do ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Houses (audience cheering) ♪ Okay I got me a house ♪ ♪ I just got me a mansion ♪ ♪ I'm getting the dollars ♪ ♪ It's time for expansion ♪ ♪ Time for expanding ♪ ♪ Yeah I got some houses ♪ ♪ Oh yeah it's true ♪ ♪ I got a few spouses ♪ ♪ You got no houses ♪ ♪ Boy you got some rentals ♪ ♪ I'll kill your houses ♪ ♪ Like these instrumentals ♪ ♪ These instrumentals ♪ ♪ I know you're a spitter ♪ ♪ But you pull up Malibu ♪ ♪ I'll let you enter ♪ ♪ It is a Malibu ♪ ♪ You live Beverly ♪ ♪ Oh my God ♪ ♪ My new crib so heavenly ♪ ♪ Your crib so heavenly ♪ ♪ Top of the hills ♪ ♪ But you know I
spit this (beep) ♪ ♪ I keep it real ♪ (indistinctive chatter) ♪ Gon' make you keep rapping ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'ma keep going ♪ ♪ I'ma keep stepping ♪ ♪ I'ma keep rapping ♪ ♪ I'ma keep stabbing ♪ ♪ 'Cause this old school ♪ ♪ We make it happen ♪ ♪ So you got a lot money ♪ ♪ So you got the houses ♪ ♪ But one thing you don't
know is clearly your outfit ♪ ♪ Clearly my outfit ♪ ♪ Man this (beep) is fire ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ You know who I got it from ♪ ♪ Mariah ♪ (audience gasping)
(bell beeping) ♪ Kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Pioneers ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Lyte and Latifah ♪ ♪ Shante Lisa ♪ ♪ Roxanne Roxanne ♪ ♪ Baha Madea ♪ ♪ Baha Madea ♪ ♪ I've got to see you ♪ ♪ You know my bars ♪ ♪ I came Tamia ♪ ♪ Came to see you ♪ ♪ Talking about Queens ♪ ♪ Ladies and hip hop ♪ ♪ You know what I mean ♪ ♪ Kim Nicki Cardi and you ♪ ♪ I want to hear bars ♪ ♪ So go ahead ♪ ♪ Do what you do ♪ ♪ I can hit bars ♪ ♪ You know what I do ♪ ♪ You look like the Kanye
that play with them shoes ♪ ♪ Silver silver ♪ ♪ Boy you can't act ♪ ♪ I'm a real MC ♪ ♪ That's why they call me Rap ♪ ♪ This is the squad ♪ ♪ New school old school ♪ ♪ Man you better catch
up with what I know ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell beeping) - Your topic is West Coast (audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Ruthless Chronic
on the Death Row ♪ ♪ Everybody know he
rep the West Coast ♪ ♪ Rep the West Coast ♪ ♪ Man you a fool ♪ ♪ I hit you with a brick
like I was Ice Cube ♪ ♪ You was Ice Cube ♪ ♪ I am a predator ♪ ♪ This all live ♪ ♪ Don't need no editor ♪ (indistinctive chatter) ♪ That do this for free though ♪ ♪ I snatch your chain up ♪ ♪ You're lit like I'm Debo ♪ ♪ Lit like you're Debo ♪ ♪ Boy you're just finished ♪ ♪ Don't you look like
dude off of Menace ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill
it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Lowriders ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Front back side to side ♪ ♪ School Boy Q you
know how I ride ♪ ♪ How you ride ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ I'm looking at your
fit and that don't go ♪ ♪ This don't go ♪ ♪ Say that for sure ♪ ♪ But old Chris Shaw ♪ ♪ Find me in my low low ♪ ♪ Say Chris Shaw ♪ ♪ But I'm for Figure Row ♪ ♪ That's a hover street (beep) ♪ ♪ Thought you should know ♪ ♪ He gangbanging
on Wild 'N Out ♪ ♪ But School Boy
Q get it popping ♪ ♪ Not a doubt ♪ ♪ Skinny ass legs ♪ ♪ I'm on you right now ♪ ♪ (beep) the battle around ♪ ♪ This is my town ♪ ♪ This is your town ♪ ♪ Boy don't even try ♪ ♪ What that Q stand for ♪ ♪ (beep) it's quiet ♪ ♪ I'ma keep rhyming ♪ ♪ I'm gonna keep timing ♪ ♪ I see your teeth (beep) ♪ ♪ You got them diamonds ♪ ♪ I'm gonna keep shining ♪ ♪ You know he see ♪ ♪ He gon' rep for TDE ♪ ♪ This is incredible ♪ ♪ Unstoppable ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know he gon' let
you know and pick up the flow ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Getting Fresh ♪ You young and you fly ♪ ♪ I'm grown and I'm fresh ♪ ♪ You know Nick Cannon
stay hot to death ♪ ♪ Stay hot to death ♪ ♪ Why is that your breath ♪ ♪ You say that's my breath ♪ ♪ Your diamonds they shining ♪ ♪ But how you brush your teeth ♪ ♪ When they full of diamonds ♪ ♪ I can keep going ♪ ♪ We can switch sides ♪ ♪ It don't really matter
because that's how I ride ♪ ♪ West Coast killer
making it happen ♪ ♪ You know Nick Cannon ♪ - Hold on. Hold on, hold on
♪ You're terrified ♪ ♪ The streets just go crazy ♪ ♪ What you gon' do
YFN Lucci baby ♪ ♪ How're you fly ♪ ♪ You got on flip flops ♪ ♪ You cannot wrap ♪ ♪ Your first album flopped ♪ ♪ You are in the way ♪ ♪ It really didn't flop ♪ ♪ It just went gold ♪ ♪ So I'm gonna go forward. ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
(bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Tattoos ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ Wiz don't let me have it ♪ ♪ I'm way above average ♪ ♪ Me and you yeah ♪ ♪ Think we both tatted ♪ ♪ Yeah we both tatted ♪ ♪ I got a lot ♪ ♪ I getting tattoos
and I'll never stop ♪ ♪ You'll never stop ♪ ♪ I'm doing the WAP ♪ ♪ We gon' go out here
and make it poplock ♪ ♪ Make it poplock ♪ ♪ No you can stop me ♪ ♪ Told you before ♪ ♪ I'm a ink my whole body ♪ ♪ Oh your whole body ♪ ♪ That's my real fellow ♪ ♪ And everybody knows
black and yellow ♪ ♪ Black and yellow ♪ ♪ I make that thing hurt ♪ ♪ Got so many tats it
look like a shirt ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Studio Sessions (audience cheering) ♪ We in the studio
keeping it ghetto ♪ ♪ You know that all my beats ♪ ♪ Yeah they incredible ♪ ♪ Zo zo zo zo zo zo
zo zo zo zo zo zo ♪ ♪ Zo zo zo ♪ ♪ You me on one ♪ ♪ Because all your beats ♪ ♪ You do 'em for fun ♪ ♪ We keep 'em hot ♪ ♪ Swiss on the track ♪ ♪ Rough riders yeah ♪ ♪ Where are they at ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon Ali buys a house ♪ ♪ Came back that man ♪ ♪ Don't put them in your mouth ♪ ♪ Came back man ♪ ♪ Now we do it down south ♪ ♪ Do it I can nearly say ♪ ♪ Put it in your mouth ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Martial Arts. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ (speaking in
foreign language) ♪ ♪ I'm speaking Korean ♪ ♪ Cause I wanna pop it ♪ ♪ You don't know so
I'm might go slow ♪ ♪ 'Cause I got a black
belt in Taekwondo ♪ ♪ Taekwondo taekwon broke ♪ ♪ Taekwon look taekwon hope ♪ ♪ Taekwon hope we
not gon' go there ♪ ♪ Because you know you
need to go cut your head ♪ ♪ That shape up... ♪ ♪ I cut my hair with a
whole bunch of scissors ♪ ♪ Come to my block ♪ ♪ See a whole bunch of ninjas ♪ ♪ Whole bunch ninjas ♪ ♪ Which we can do that ♪ ♪ But I'm gonna go block ♪ ♪ Oh snap ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell beeping) ♪ Why you go heel then ♪ (bell beeping) (horn trupmeting) Nick Cannon choking. He choke and I feel it. I pick up, I pick up, I pick up a skillet. Hit you and hit you and hit you, then hit it. Yeah, call the police and
you tell 'em I did it. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it I got nervous, I got nervous. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Getting Fired. (audience cheering) ♪ You didn't get fired ♪ ♪ I thought you retired ♪ ♪ Heard you on the radio
crying and crying ♪ ♪ Crying and crying ♪ ♪ (Beep) you wish ♪ ♪ Man I didn't get fired ♪ ♪ (Beep) I quit ♪ ♪ You said you quit ♪ ♪ I don't wanna go fast ♪ ♪ You need to put on
this damn ski mask ♪ ♪ Nick you say you a
boss when you're a liar ♪ ♪ You let the white people
tell me that I was fired ♪ ♪ Other white people tell
me I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ When the black dude was
the one to put me on ♪ ♪ The one that put you on ♪ ♪ And we gon' keep going
to the break of dawn ♪ ♪ 'Cause you my man ♪ ♪ Word is bond ♪ ♪ Don't leave me hanging ♪ ♪ You know what I'm saying ♪ ♪ Okay Nick ♪ ♪ I see that you wilding ♪ ♪ We'll call it even ♪ ♪ Just give me 20,000 ♪ ♪ Give you 20,000 ♪ ♪ Yo that's so easy ♪ ♪ I got that in my pocket ♪ ♪ You got it my neezy ♪ ♪ This is my show ♪ ♪ And you are my cat ♪ ♪ So (beep) what
they talking about ♪ ♪ You got your job back ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell beeping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell beeping) (record scratching) (horn trumpeting)
