♪ Wild style ♪ ♪ Now listen here, you know
I'm with the New School ♪ ♪ And once again, you
know we play it too cool ♪ ♪ Yeah, uh huh, we hot as a sauna ♪ ♪ And look at yo outfit ♪ ♪
Make me wanna go watch Moana ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ Wild style ♪ - Hold on, wait.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. ♪ DC, DC, why you come at me ♪ ♪ You supposed to be my
little brother, man ♪ ♪ How you gon flee ♪ ♪ And then try to run off
like you was (indistinct) ♪ ♪ Don't this (beep) hair
look like some regular weed ♪ (audience laughing) - [Eman] Regular weed! ♪ Ya talked about my hair, hold up ♪ ♪ You built like a nasty fruit roll up ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Wild style ♪ ♪ Hold up, fruit roll up,
dog, you don't want it ♪ ♪ This chain so small ♪ ♪ Ain't this supposed
to have candy on it ♪ - Aye, hold on. ♪ Wait a minute, now I'm out ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, okay. ♪ You know what, uh huh,
this a little trip ♪ ♪ Talking bout candy, this
taste like yo (beep) ♪ - Whoa, stand up. Yo, yo, yo, stay down there.
(indistinct) DC, please. ♪ (beep), you know you used
to be being on yo knees. ♪ (audience groaning)
(bell dings) ♪ You know what ♪ ♪ I hear what you saying ♪ ♪ Yes, I'm used to be on my knees ♪ ♪ Because (beep) I be praying ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) Come here, Justina. You ready? You ready? ♪ Listen, won't be no stroking ♪ ♪ I'd rather use my lotion ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer sounds) - That was it? - That was it, that's all I had! - Talk yo (beep), JT. ♪ Watch your mouth, little boy ♪ ♪ You probably can't
even save your vowels ♪ ♪ With this lumberjack joint on ♪ ♪ You look like the Bounty man ♪ ♪ On the little bit of paper towels ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, (indistinct). ♪ You better watch yo mouth, Clipz ♪ ♪ Talking bout Bobby ♪ ♪ Looking like you want some bubble gum ♪ ♪ And you, you fake DJ Khaled ♪ ♪ When you go to subway you be like ♪ ♪ Make another one ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Moving raw, going on and
on, I do this by the hour ♪ ♪ Matter fact, you know
Nick Cannon got the power ♪ ♪ And you know you could
be DC Young flyer ♪ ♪ If you get a comb, it
look like this (beep) ♪ ♪ Came out the dryer ♪ (audience laughing) - The lint, the lint, the lint. The little (beep) from the dryer. ♪ Now hold up, quick ♪ ♪ Now I ain't finna let
you talk that (beep) ♪ ♪ Now everybody know yo name is Nick ♪ ♪ I would say I want Mariah
but I don't want that (beep) ♪ (audience groaning)
(bell dings) - Me either. - Come here, Courtney. I love you, girl.
- I'm sick of you. - I'm sick of you, DC! ♪ When I see ya ♪ ♪ I wanna get next like a scooter ♪ ♪ Ooh, when I see ya, girl ♪ ♪ I'll make love to yo fupa ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ DC Young Fly ♪ ♪ Fly's your right name 'cause
you attracted to (beep) ♪ - DJ, can you like, can you like press the
button to stop it, please? (record scratches) Thank you. ♪ Now Slim ♪ - Huh?
- Huh hell, you heard me. ♪ I think there's something
you need to know ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ I gave yo girl my slim
and she was like oh, oh ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Now Courtney B, come up here, girl ♪ ♪ Lemme tell you why you
shouldn't (beep) with me ♪ ♪ 'Cause at the barbecue ♪ ♪ I know you like Frito Lays ♪ ♪ But you up here built like
the octopus off the Mermaid ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - I don't like that. ♪ DC, no fly ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ You look like ♪ ♪ A small fry, thank you ♪ - Uh huh.
- You got it. ♪ If I sit on you, you'll die ♪ ♪ Right between yo thigh ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Let me get DC. - The hell you want with me for, man? ♪ Uh huh, I got a couple
bars, let me spit 'em out ♪ ♪ Jordan, you a gymnast but I'm
the one that's flipping out ♪ ♪ And DC, you really bummy, it's true ♪ ♪ How does it feel that homeless
people give money to you ♪ - All right, all right,
all right, that was cool, 'cause I'll take the money, all right. Okay, my bad. ♪ Nicolas Cannon, cool ♪ ♪ Now look, you couldn't do it ♪ ♪ So you brought your
trick, trick, trick ♪ ♪ And when you move yo outfit be like ♪ (DC making rubbing noises)
(audience laughing) ♪ Whole outfit like ♪
(DC making rubbing noises) ♪ When he move his whole outfit
go switch, switch, switch ♪ ♪ When he move his whole outfit
go switch, switch, switch ♪ ♪ Let me find out that she
want it, one to his face ♪ ♪ And his twin sister too,
bow, one to her face, yeah ♪ ♪ Okay, so you want it, then fine ♪ ♪ Well guess what, my temperature on 109 ♪ ♪ And yeah, yeah, the nine in it ♪ ♪ You in ATL, boy, I'll lean with it ♪ ♪ Then I'll rock with it ♪ - [Nick] You want the beat back? - Hell nah, I don't want
that stupid *** beat. ♪ You sit yo *** right here, Con ♪ ♪ 'Cause yo whole team is dumb dead ♪ ♪ (beep) you so short ♪ ♪ When you go to hotels you ask them ♪ ♪ Can I get a king size
bunk bed, ugly *** ♪ Come here, Jack Thriller!
Ain't nobody done with you! ♪ Yeah, yo team some losers ♪ ♪ My team do it big ♪ ♪ I bet yo favorite movie is ♪ ♪ Honey, I shrunk the kids ♪ ♪ I'm leader of the New School ♪ ♪ Yeah, you know we too cool ♪ ♪ Look, you don't wanna start no beef ♪ ♪ I just had a newborn baby,
can I use yo car seat ♪ ♪ Now listen, uh huh,
look, you eat too much ♪ ♪ I know you like (beep),
look, I beat it enough, uh ♪ ♪ It's true ♪ ♪ She shaped like a
lizard and you are too ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) ♪ You shaped like a lizard ♪ - [Justina] DC. - I told you we rap for real.
- Me? - Oh my goodness, why would you do this? - And Rayvon, come back.
- Ah, man. Ah man. ♪ Yo, yo, okay ♪ ♪ Look, DC you could
never get a striptease ♪ ♪ DC on your head ♪ ♪ That must stand for (beep) cheese ♪ ♪ And Rayvon, you know
that I'm never scared ♪ ♪ TDE must stand for
tiny (beep) everywhere ♪ ♪ All right, okay ♪ ♪ That was nice ♪ ♪ Now Justina, I heard your rapping ♪ ♪ Uh huh, yeah, I heard you snapping ♪ ♪ Now look at yo team,
they're all in suspense ♪ ♪ Look at yo outfit, you're
wrapped up in a fence ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ And you tried to climb it ♪ ♪ That little (beep) I couldn't find it ♪ ♪ You look like half of Sisqo ♪ - What, what, what? ♪ What, yeah, yeah, what ♪ ♪ Talking bout Sisqo, man, that's my kin ♪ ♪ You up here dressed like you
got this from City Trends ♪ ♪ (beep), you know you fat as hell ♪ ♪ You ate two minutes ago, **** well ♪ ♪ Now you, I'm talking Con ♪ ♪ Condescending, you know what's
up 'cause Con be trending ♪ ♪ Con be trending, look,
but Con is friendly ♪ ♪ Because I had his (beep)
last night like (beep) huh ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) ♪ He's a real hustler ♪ ♪ Word on the street,
DC's his best customer ♪ ♪ People most ****** are
this guy's groupies ♪ ♪ I guess DC must stand for dry ******* ♪ (audience groaning) ♪ Let's go, Wild style ♪ - Man, cut that stupid *** beat. I'm tired of that (beep). ♪ Real talk, real talk, real talk ♪ - (indistinct) time for
that stupid *** (beep). ♪ Now listen here ♪ ♪ We gonna complete the sentence ♪ ♪ You up here hoarse but guess what ♪ ♪ I can't really tell the difference ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Aye DC, (indistinct), this my stage ♪ ♪ You know the Wild N Out
book, well this my page ♪ ♪ You know the gang with
the 12, this my gauge ♪ ♪ I'll hit you then flip you
like this my stage, yeah ♪ - ****! I thought we was friends, (beep)! (audience laughing) I thought we was friends! - Wow. Wow.
- Okay, okay. ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ I'm bout to spit it, I get with it ♪ ♪ I'm talking witty, I get silly ♪ ♪ Listen, y'all know
can't (beep) with it ♪ ♪ Listen, I don't like yo
candy, got nuts in it ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Let me go crazy on this team right here. Cut that (beep), don't nobody
wanna hear that punk *** beat. Cut it (beep). Cut it off! Cut it off, I'm so sick of this (beep). I'm sick of it!
(audience laughing) ♪ Now listen, Nick ♪ ♪ You know you (beep) with you ♪ ♪ But everybody on yo team so old ♪ ♪ At least y'all coulda did
one episode of the Huxtables ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - It was called "The Cosby Show". - I wasn't born when it was out. (audience laughing) - Yo hair was.
- DC, you gotta respect- ♪ Ayo, DC ♪ ♪ Don't cause a commotion ♪ ♪ Your screams, leaning,
shoes are beaming ♪ ♪ You really need some lotion ♪ ♪ And Toosii, we don't
wanna hear none of that ♪ ♪ Your story's lame ♪ ♪ Why you up here looking
like a bootleg Torey Lanez ♪ - Wait, wait, wait, don't-
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ What happened when you
went (beep) on Justina ♪ ♪ And took a whiff ♪ ♪ How you had to walk off ♪ ♪ Like this ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Don't cut me off, you just
mad DC is better than you ♪ ♪ Look, I'm back at it, jump in it ♪ ♪ Already know 'cause I'm cooler ♪ ♪ Yeah, you know, get
in the (indistinct) ♪ ♪ I hate yo hair, I just hair yo hair ♪ ♪ I don't like your hair,
why it look like that there ♪ ♪ Talking bout that
bear, that ain't right ♪ ♪ Yo career like her wig,
it ain't strapped up tight ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Ahh. - Come here, Jon B.
(audience cheering) ♪ Now listen, Jon B,
you ain't say nothing ♪ ♪ My team, yeah, we keep it jumping ♪ ♪ (beep), miss me with the foolery ♪ ♪ You need to change your
name to Jon Used to Be ♪ (beep) you mean.
(audience groaning) - You want me to get him?
You want me to get him? ♪ Wild style ♪ - That was wack.
- Okay, aight, aight. ♪ You came at Jon B, man, why oh why ♪ ♪ Need to change yo name
to DC Never Been Fly ♪ - All right. Aye D-Wrek, cut the beat. (record scratches) ♪ Aye Bobby, don't make me go crazy ♪ ♪ And get on my ill (beep) ♪ ♪ 'Cause your whole team will get rocked ♪ ♪ Turn me into Will Smith ♪ ♪ And DC, I'm gonna make you cry ♪ ♪ How you got on high water jeans ♪ ♪ But you leave every ***** dry ♪ (audience groaning)
(bell dings) ♪ Because I suck the
(beep) out they (beep) ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ I know you ain't talking ♪ ♪ Uh huh, looking real sloppy ♪ ♪ Look, she a thot ♪ ♪ That's why she got
lips all over her body ♪ (audience groaning)
(bell dings) ♪ And DC, you just rave and scream ♪ ♪ You up here looking
like the bravest fiend ♪ ♪ I'll make a scene, you
could never make me scream ♪ ♪ Old School straight
body, we gon slay ya team ♪ - Aight, all right, all right. Yeah, I'm bout to go crazy like Justina. ♪ Listen, raise a team,
I'ma raise a scene ♪ ♪ You make a ♪ - Aye, DC. ♪ With a beard like that,
you might go shave ♪ ♪ His hair look like yours if
you put it in a microwave ♪ ♪ What, Rasputia ♪ ♪ Timone, Pumba ♪ ♪ Now listen, uh huh, everybody rapping ♪ ♪ But listen, I ain't gon vomit ♪ ♪ I'ma let you know right now, girl ♪ ♪ Whew, I love both of yo stomachs ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - You see what I'm saying, okay. No, I got him, I got him,
I got him, I got him! ♪ Wild N Out is it for
you, let's be clear ♪ ♪ The DC on your forehead
stands for dead career ♪ - Hold on, wait, I got
some for you, you ready? Look, hold on, wait, time out. ♪ Courtney, like I said,
you truly heaven sent ♪ ♪ But if you let DC hit ♪ ♪
That'll be a fly on a elephant ♪ - [Chico] Wait a minute, Bobby J. - Hell nah, let me get this
(beep). Let me get this (beep). - Courtney, listen. - Hold up, let me hear this (beep) beat. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Listen here, Courtney ♪ ♪ You don't wanna get laid ♪ ♪ Yo *** really built like the
octopus off Little Mermaid ♪ - Ah, hell nah. I got
him, I got him, I got him. I got him. I got him. ♪ Coming at me was a bad decision ♪ ♪ I paid my rent with
your daddy's pension ♪ ♪ And you talking crazy,
it's gon get me ****** ♪ ♪ 'Cause I see yo mama and
she got arms just like this ♪ - Roxanne, Miss beautiful Roxanne, can I have you up here to the stage, girl? ♪ Wild style, listen uh huh ♪ ♪ Roxanne (indistinct) ooh ♪ ♪ I can't believe it, no way, no way ♪ ♪ Now listen, I say I'm
cleaner than a reverend ♪ ♪ But can I give you a hug
'cause girl, you are a legend ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Now that's so nice as
you (indistinct) DC ♪ ♪ For a minute, I thought
your name was VD ♪ ♪ I got confused, didn't
know what to say ♪ ♪ But I'ma hug you back,
let's have a nice day ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Did you just say he had VD
and y'all up here hugging? ♪ Wild style, what you tell her, fool ♪ ♪ Wild style, what you tell her ♪ ♪ You really need a treadmill ♪ ♪ With these keys ♪ ♪ I bet they open up every
Popeye's in Fayetteville ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - (beep), punk ***, (beep) you. - Hold up, Hitman. ♪ Talking bout keys, you
need to watch your mouth ♪ ♪ These keys to ya mama house (beep) ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Aye yeah, keys to my mama house ♪ ♪ That was very mean ♪ ♪ 'Cause you went in her closet
and stole a pair of jeans ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - I did, I really did. - Hilarious. Bars. Bring yo big *** up here. ♪ You said that (beep)
back there was my father ♪ ♪ Yeah (beep), I'm bout to go harder ♪ ♪ (beep), New School,
we don't play though ♪ ♪ You up here looking like two
scoops of mashed potatoes ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - All right, DC. ♪ You just mad 'cause I got one over ya ♪ ♪ Looking like Travis Scott
if he was born in Ethiopia ♪ - Ooh. ♪ Talking bout drag queen, (beep) what ♪ ♪ This is a bunch ♪ ♪ I know what you be dragging, yo lunch ♪ ♪ Wild style, yo, yo ♪ ♪ DC Young Fly, you's a dumb guy ♪ ♪ I'll leave you tongue tied ♪ ♪ You smoke so much I
know your lungs fried ♪ ♪ And Bobby J, yo, you fun
sized, you keep your buns wide ♪ ♪ We Terror Squad how we killing y'all ♪ ♪ And you a punt size ♪ ♪ And (indistinct) swear you a star ♪ ♪ You only doing impressions ♪ ♪ Who don't know who the (beep) you are ♪ - Whew! Let's go! - All right. What?
- Oh, you not done. Okay. - I know it seem like she
killed everybody, she did. - I wanted to go again. I'm finna be just like Justina. I'm finna be crazy on they team, (beep). ♪ Listen, one size, I'm on the fun side ♪ ♪ She (indistinct)
chicken on the bun size ♪ ♪ On I'm on the (indistinct) ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) ♪ Dc, your whole team is trash now ♪ ♪ I would never back down ♪ ♪ It's funny you got
wrestlers on your team ♪ ♪ But I'm laying the smack down ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Okay.
- Okay, Roachman. ♪ You laying the smack down ♪ ♪ But you the one I'll never lace up on ♪ ♪ And with this mask ♪ ♪ I know how you feel with make up on ♪ (audience laughing) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- Real personal (indistinct). - Let me get back Fats and That Boy Funny. ♪ Ayo ♪ ♪ I heard you trying to drop pounds ♪ ♪ So I'm like why wait ♪ ♪ It's funny your name
is Fats the Barber ♪ ♪ But you couldn't cut carbohydrates ♪ ♪ And That Boy Funny, you are a dumb guy ♪ ♪ If that's Big Mac,
you're Quarter Pounder ♪ ♪ Yo *** must be DC Young Fry ♪ - Oh hell nah, I know you ain't do that. ♪ I can't believe you
done came for my team ♪ ♪ That ******* got warning on it ♪ ♪ Because it done killed more
(beep) than a crime scene ♪ ♪ Hold on, Fly ♪ ♪ And she thought she had us shook ♪ ♪ Talking bout small fry, she a fry too ♪ ♪ When it ain't cooked ♪
(audience laughing) - Hold up, Nick Cannon,
come here right quick, son. You know what I'm saying. ♪ I'm clean in this ***** ♪ ♪ It looked like yo kids
pick yo jeans in this ***** ♪ ♪ Aye, shoulder lean in this ***** ♪ ♪ You a kid, you ain't even 4
foot three in this *****, yah ♪ ♪ Yeah, you little *** boy,
you look like Caillou ♪ ♪ You don't like big food,
ya *** like small food ♪ ♪ I'm on ya ***, you need to stop ♪ ♪ You don't like french fries,
you like tater tots, ugly ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) - Let me get DC.
- Ah (beep), (beep). - (speaking foreign language). - What you, what? - Cut the beat.
- Cut that (beep) off. - [Nick] She said some (beep) in Haitian. - I'm from Cali, I don't
know what (beep) that is. ♪ Ayo, DC ♪ ♪ You built like a breadstick ♪ ♪ You'd be the star if A
Bug's Life went to Netflix ♪ (audience laughing) - What?
- Yeah. - [Nick] No. (buzzer sounds)
I was bout to say- - That's what the (beep) you had for me? ♪ Okay, and you rap and
you sing real great ♪ ♪ But *******, the only thing
you can't do is gain weight ♪ - Oh! Okay.
- That was like a compliment. (buzzer sounds) ♪ What I'm bout to say
is gon hurt to the core ♪ ♪ I ain't gon call you the B word ♪ ♪ But last night you was on all fours ♪ ♪ And Santwon, listen here ♪ ♪ This (beep) gon hurt real swell ♪ ♪ You say you a drag queen,
no, you are a dragon tail ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Charlie] Hold on, hold
on, hold on, Santwon. ♪ Dragon tails, dragon tails ♪ (audience laughing) - Okay, DC.
- DC, no. ♪ DC, what I'm saying gon leave you torn ♪ ♪ You so ugly ♪ ♪ Yo mama had morning sickness
before you were born ♪ - That's usually how it works. (buzzer sounds) - [Woman] You would know, you would know. - Don't have the (beep) after you're born. (audience laughing) - Hold on, hold on, let me get his ***. ♪ Why you thinking you popping,
I really can't figure it ♪ ♪ You standing here looking
like a human cigarette ♪ ♪ Coming at my crew,
that's the wrong approach ♪ ♪ Somebody give me some Raid
so I can spray this roach ♪ - Okay, okay, hold up.
- Stop playing with me. - [Courtney] Stop playing with me (beep).
