Best of SUPER MARIO RPG - BEST OF GAME GRUMPS 2021

hello everybody hello oh it's happening i'm still exhausted from metal and lace battle of the robobabes yes yes you are so we decided why not undertake a huge series uh it's super mario rpg legend of the seven stars uh shout out to tom mckee who uh recommended we play this i've never played this oh just him yeah and and five thousand other people over the years i'm surprised i never really heard of or played this because i was way into rpgs i guess this must have been like just after i kind of fell out of video games for a little while in the [ __ ] name dude yeah oh my god [ __ ] how am i gonna get up there this reminds me of hop frog vagester my favorite edgar allen poe oh you're fighting bowser already very disturbing oh that's your toast no it's toadstool that's princess toadstool oh my god don't bowser breezy mario mario you [ __ ] suck ah my ego it's been bruised for the great beyond okay yeah well i'm going to punch you punch i appreciate that they're using mario 3 music i will jump that's my favorite bowser music player damn oh wow he can shoot spines out of his [ __ ] mario the chains you can never break the chain if you don't love me now you'll never let me again i was trying to think of a lyric too but i was like what was that no it's a chain reaction oh i see what's going on you get it yeah hopefully the princess is not like a pulley system [Music] mario fight mario fight gravity fight flippy wings this should finish you oh no where did he get all those hammers from i don't know and his impeccable aim just shoot his spikes out like oh man oh they're both crying they both hit terminal velocity i was just do you think i was just gonna give her to you you're always in my way this is it i'm gonna take you out mario [Music] yes all you have to do is jump oh [ __ ] wow holy [ __ ] it's really impressive oh mario you had me so worried how the hell are we going to get down what am i holding on to let's get out of here shriek mario shrek where sweet favorite movie let's go shrek 2 is far superior in my opinion well i mean everyone's everyone has their own shrek 1 was a really good it established the lore and oh my god boy this is very rpg all of a sudden yeah where are you gonna use that oh god man i didn't realize it was so big sorry i should have warned you super mario rpg no no it's just super mario oh my god [Laughter] [Music] pipe house yeah wow what a lovely day just hanging out and walking back and forth italians falling from the stand corrected oh good aim oh all right i guess i passed out for a little bit man mario sure is taking a while was it been six hours eight hours the princess needs saving it's going to be difficult to get back to sleep [Laughter] yeah how long are these naps he's taking the uberman it's three weeks later you know how he's doing it yes i don't think there's anything you do in your house dude just jumping on [ __ ] damn you were there for a [ __ ] while hey i thought the princess was here with you mario so where is she she's dead okay oh okay she's dead you wanna go get ice cream [Music] mario what's with the silent treatment you gotta be kidding me you're not telling me something it's bowser again isn't it oh no here we go again ah [ __ ] here we go again mario would you please bring her back like you always do yeah no problem oh yeah okay fine don't you help or anything you gonna pay me or what back here is this where i get the rolly metroid ball you're back so soon did you forget something no what happened then [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening i don't know oh you're like reenacting it the priest supposes keep us out now just wonderful we must inform the chancellor of mushroom kingdom at once let's go mario uh okay yeah i guess you drive [ __ ] i need to get gas oops excuse me oh that bump on your head reduced your hp level one of the mushroom kingdom's famous items are to perk you right up cocaine there we go get away from my girlfriend what this is oh i don't have any more jumps yeah you need more uh flower power oh [ __ ] yeah all right defend defend i think that was probably less right maybe i don't know i don't know if i did it at the right time yeah yay are just gonna give you something can you do a diamond or phew my life was flashing before my eyes for a second there here's a little something in return honey syrup yeah you received a honey syrup it's sorry guys very nice oh okay can you say get on my level [ __ ] in toad toad's voice get out my little [ __ ] boy that was a close call i like it here's a token of my appreciation it's another one i got a flower tab god everything sounds like drugs a flower tab oh my god that's so true just put it under your tongue mario just slide this off you'll be seeing flowers in no time mushroom kingdom's just ahead we're almost there mario hey where did this hammer come from where the [ __ ] do you think it came from do you remember any hammers being here before hey do you know what this is it's a hammer it's what i'm gonna beat your [ __ ] brains in with it has the hammer bros insignia oh is that right i wonder where it came from no one stands a chance against you when you wamp them with this except for you maybe excellent wow this is where it began the hammer and the jump you never know might come in handy yes okay no i don't think so that's a pass for me dog pants and a shirt what pants uh pick me up able juice pick me up pick me up babel juice for shirts and pants guess what rady isn't just a friend anymore we're getting married keep your voice down sharon will hear wait you went from friend to engaged well you never started dating or anything like that well you know time is of the essence did you happen to that was your guy that's it that's the tweet all right hey mario my brother's waiting for you upstairs why all i do is cook it go see my son he's waiting for you upstairs our voice is i think if i practice it that will jump as high as you bury you sure she have right kid in your dreams yeah okay well i guess i guess i'll just go then how long do you think that they would do it i just i just thought there'd be more to that conversation mario hurry the chancellor awaits mario hurry the chancellor awaits barbie and bobby the chancellor awaits oh my god wow how rude don't you listen to what i said there's t saying some important [ __ ] mario there you are i'll tell the chancellor you're here he awaits i'll wait for you down the hallway did you talk to the guards here you're not getting away that easily the princess hasn't returned here can you imagine how the chancellor must feel pretty [ __ ] sad yay what she's not gonna miss it she's dead what [Music] oh she's fine don't worry about it yeah i know i'm sure she'll recover yeah she's okay give me your gummy skydiving yes gee you're soaking wet are you yesis i'm all right now sorry there's nothing like a good cry anyway i could control the weather but why was i crying there was some reason my grandpa asked me to buy some dicks for him here when i walked into town that croc stopped me oh yeah he took it from me he stole my coin i chased him but he's way too fast mario let's see how you're going to take care of bowser wow he doesn't stand a chance oh wow you're the mario i know all about you you fixed the plumbings when people's poopy doesn't go down the toilet you fix it good you've got more jump on you than a box of frogs i'm mallow from tadpole pond i'm a frog but can you believe it i can't jump embarrassing yes how about mario will you help me catch that filthy thief sure thing did it say i'm a little bussy what was there two s's in busy oh i don't know it's like is bussy like like the easiest way to say sassy baca that's why they said that that's when they say busting that's the new thing that's the new thing the kids are saying on tick tock busting yo this is blessing yeah you're gonna have to keep me uh like aware of everything that's going on yeah i don't say it but yeah i don't have i don't have the talk you're pretty you're pretty up to date people are still saying sussy baca thank god yeah for at least two more minutes unfortunately these levels i mean these episodes stay up forever so someone in like 2027 will watch this and be like these [ __ ] losers let's go hurry up let's go did you see how fast he was running you all right wow you're truly surrounded [ __ ] do they respawn oh my god can i run away yes yeah [ __ ] well i can bolt them dude i mean i most certainly will you were just letting out letting off some steam i was just trying to damn it's [ __ ] strong there's a lot of [ __ ] well he's dead [Laughter] so strong probably live forever like this maybe that's what they mean by honey syrup that's probably what they mean yeah no i didn't want to use the honey syrup i want to use the mushroom okay well i should have used the mushrooms [ __ ] all that talk about honey syrup i got confused [ __ ] i'm still learning this game it's okay man okay what the [ __ ] though it why repeatedly oh yeah that's awesome ouch holy [ __ ] dude oh my [ __ ] god don't use the lightning don't no it's better from the like a group thing yeah okay uh in that case i'll just attack him with my punches oh that sucks cool thanks yeah what you don't crack my coin or i'll belt you again ouch i'm gonna pay you back in spades kid i don't need shovels go on take back your grubby old coin adios amigos i didn't want it anyway i just i wanted to get my ass kicked all right we got it back look at us teamwork does the dream two dollars one two yeah yeah oh sorry that's you we got grandpa's coin back i can finish my errand now hey look at this that crackle guy left the wallet sick found the wallet get found okay i'm going back to the shop the mushroom kingdom are you coming i kicked the [ __ ] out of this guy and he dropped it oh i found something oh it's like a giant pogo stick listen up gang i'm mac it's a return of the mack boy that the toad king is really impressing me with his bravery back there oh [ __ ] listen up gag these guys are gonna put a stop to our party are we happy about this no you're asking for it oh you're gonna get it you picked the wrong people that to bounce with burma how about a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache damn it's very personal oh my god nice that's a lot of people all right uh [ __ ] um all right it's uh [ __ ] fire orb time no no no no no lightning save it for the lightning you think so well maybe you could do the firearm on the big guy but that's what i mean like the light then the lightning yeah all right oh [ __ ] i needed to kill him dwayne this is going poorly the way stop draining me dwayne the walk johnson oh my god oh my god [ __ ] dude you're [ __ ] [Laughter] i got a mushroom yeah for how long aaron please i'm sorry i'm just telling it like it is like it is sucks hey i'm not the one who who made this happen stop draining me oh oh yeah rodeo rodeo block it that was oh wow that really saved my my bacon dude that was amazing baby oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh come on man [ __ ] sucks alex back over there oh god this is awful yeah get a couple experience points kiss him on the mouth i don't want to do the thing you said what what get a lot of experience points the one after what do you mean experience points was the only thing i said yeah stop spitting on my friends something i've uttered a ton in my life that's not a lot to ask nice dude just hitting with your hammer doesn't cost anything it's just more than a [ __ ] fireball all right he's got some kind of fire resistance you need to take it easy he needs to [ __ ] it up are you [ __ ] mellow i am [ __ ] oh that went so much better this time way to go aaron thank you for helping me with my strategy bro you could have done it all on your own i just expedited [Music] excerpts you got 20 excerpts yes bestow me with your hearty goodness was the star like the guy you know like the council that the king like the king doesn't actually know anything he just consults the star yeah seems that way he's like do this all i notice those shy guys are like oh [ __ ] maybe you won't notice me if he's doing on here let them eat cake yeah [Applause] it's a hat i will put it on my head or a boat oh there we go that looks important pretty nice give it a quick save they did it yeah there you go oh one star piece what the [ __ ] oh [Music] my man there you go boy you're smart i never expected you to be so smart when i started this show with you what a lucky break i just thought you were kind of an [ __ ] um so welcome back to super mario rpg uh i was uh grinding around the keto stores just uh trying to build up like the the thing about uh playing a game like this is i don't want to bore people by showing them the same fight scenes 8 000 times over and over so i was just like let me just kind of work my way around the sewers and like fight some of the enemies build up experience points level up and everything and then i dropped down and um saw this and i was like we better start the episode oh below must have been lying when he said water would come gushing out of here buttons oh i guess it got disconnected even when it was taped how annoying uh mario do you hear something or is it just me no it's a raging torrent of water water here it comes quick mario hit the button before we washed away i couldn't get to it wait were you like no no i didn't have them oh okay that would suck wow this is straight up final fantasy 3 6. when you're on the raft yes i love it it's beautiful this is the minus river course for miss me want a crash course on it yes please is easy you'll start off first at the falls use the control pad to move left to right and square coils oh neat i know you're just trying to survive but you might as well get rich too push b to make a little headway against the flow along the way there are a few traps and now off you go whatever remember now for the barrel jumping event need some pointers no well looks like you're ready so i sent you on your way i'll just jump yeah oh there you go yep can you like move up and down or oh wow look at you okay this is [ __ ] silly dude i didn't know this was also mario party i know it's kind of adorable mario rpg is full of games to play i'm on a set course ah dang it gonna hit the barrel you're gonna hit the barrel makes me want a hot dog real bad [Laughter] but she stopped yeah here's the problem [ __ ] oh dude so i pulled this uh i pulled this magic card the other day uh-huh uh here check it out fukundity fergundy's nuts dude i mean like obviously there's no way you'd randomly ask me to say the name of a magic card unless there was a deez nuts joke attached to it would you like to share your incredible one that you got that one's not mine that one's going around it's really good that's how i got oh yeah so um you probably y'all y'all these nuts enthusiasts at home probably already heard this one but uh yeah i got dan real good with uh so i was i asked him i asked him if you heard of the the magikarp mind goblin and uh he wouldn't say it so i kept uh going and i was like oh you've seen the art and he was like oh i know what if i saw it and i was like oh yeah man no no it was that have you seen the art was the one that made you say it so i was like the art's really weird have you have you seen it and you're like for mind goblin that's like mine goblin these nuts because it's mine goblin well done well done good sir that's a good way to do it it's pretty much the only thing you use magic for anymore it's just these nuts jokes yeah yeah i don't even play it i just researched cards that would be good for deez nuts mind goblin's not a real magikarp just fyi hi can i help you malo it's you we've heard all about your adventures with super mario you guys beat up balloon right you know about that see mario the waterways of the world bring news to us here that's why grandpa knows all the news that's fit to hear rhyme are you really the super mario hey everybody you'll never guess who's here i mean the super mario you just said it we just heard you say he's the real thing but he doesn't look anything like i thought he would he's much more handsome they do say he can jump better than a froggy i wonder if it's only a rumor i've heard he bucks like a stallion sorry let's see you do it welcome so you are mario yes i am frog fuchsius you have come to seek wisdom from me have you not i've been waiting for you [Music] [Laughter] yes old wise people can often give good advice [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] but how rude of me let's get more comfortable come along and we'll talk clear full reverse grandpa i almost forgot to tell you something we found a star in the castle at mushroom kingdom do you know why it was there a starry most interesting i keep forgetting mal is a tadpole he looks nothing like attack and his name is mallow and he looks like a marshmallow yeah yeah they they make that joke at the beginning they're like he looks nothing like a frog this may sound illogical but i believe shooting stars in the night sky i could really use a wish right now wish right now and now more than ever i believe they will play a vital role in the fight against smithy anyway was that too much to absorb would you like a recap how about a night cap how about a baseball cap perhaps a dunce cap it's quite a situation we have on our hands isn't it that box is where i poop wow everything sounds so dire and serious i guess mac was the only was only the first of many mario some of them will make bowser seem nice mallow you speak as if these things do not concern you you will accompany mario on his adventure too no grandpa what are you talking about i'm only a simple tadpole this adventure isn't for me mallow my boy i've kept this from you until now you were adopted yeah but you're not a tadpole oh my god obviously yeah what then what the [ __ ] am i say i was sitting here one rainy day enjoying a snack of crickets sorry a game of cricket i was confused when i happened to see a basket floating down from the falls i peeked inside and saw a little baby staring right back at me the name mallow was written that that that was you on his belt i felt sorry for the little bundle of puff and took him in to raise as my own grandchild he had powerful magic and i knew he was more than a piece of fluff unfortunately he turned out to be a tremendous disappointment and that was you i thought surely this child must be from far some far-off land grandpa you mean i'm not a tadpole sniffle silence mallow now is not the time to cry go with mario on his adventure and find your real family because we are not at your real mother and father are out there somewhere perhaps they will find some way to love you like oh my god maybe they'll care mario hey come here the boys magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure don't take him along yes yes grandpa i won't cry anymore i'll go on this adventure with mario and find my real family then it is settled you must embark on your adventure immediately in fact the sooner you pack up your [ __ ] and get out of my house the better first go to rosetown where they need your help and take your anime figures with you leave the sailor jupiter now go i want to be as famous as dodovsky my favorite song the abc's paradise by the dashboard light bulb 1977 bada hell it's frog fuchsias as sweet number 18. sola mi redo ray dorado ray todoski's fond of it too all right i'll see you later there's a lot of that's a lot of flavor there oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i guess you have to tell him when to stop right i don't hit a button oh ah oh what the [ __ ] oh maybe you have to do do re mi fa so so dosi dosi do or whatever [Music] is that something you composed because it sure is [ __ ] ain't something i composed yeah it's terrible it's [ __ ] awful can you not make it to that second one it doesn't feel like i can without the help of oh god another way out of scene i care [ __ ] so rude i know this is a rude dude of a it's just hard to gauge from the shadows oh you gotta go up into the right a little bit i certainly do hit so funny aaron well man i know i have to be dying in other mario games a thousand times i know it's it's all part of the fun of it but this really is tough like frustrating oh my god please here can you do this i don't know what's the jump button uh just one of them there you go okay [Music] hey my man oh no what'd you steal from me oh he ran away i know i don't like i don't like the thought of what he may have hath stolen took your like cold stone creamery card [Music] i was one away from a free scoop [Music] this sucks i don't want to take a paul a nap i can't tell you how many [ __ ] little paper cards i have in my wallet that just have little stamps on them or holes punched out of them mm-hmm and i forget too i'll go to the place and then i'll just like walk out and i'm like [ __ ] and a card yeah could have free one tomorrow my body would thank me i could have washed down this ice cream with more ice cream instead of three scoops i could've had four damn it instead of dying next year i could do it right now oh is that being farted bloaty and dead i could i could do that right now todd i don't know how smart this comment is going to sound but it is an honest thought i had yesterday right wow alaska is really big i just never really looked at it on a map while thinking very clearly about you know how many other states it would take it's like half the size of the continental u.s yeah but like there's like two cities in it that have people uh yeah juno and the other one anchorage that's it ah the town i pump used to be the town trump i tell you it's scary out here but someone's gotta pump the water that's what they call it these days our water's very viscous what's taking daddy so long it's ticking soon do you think he's still looking for the treasure okay it's my day oh my god gino's like everyone's favorite character really yeah he's like super beloved what is he he's like a little wooden boy is he i'm not seeing it right he looks kind of chickeny he's well he's got like a little so the blue thing's his hat yep and then he's got a little like a wooden face and then he's got like a like a hair tuft that's coming out the front that's like his wrist oh got it [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm a real boy [ __ ] ah [ __ ] here a little picture of him okay thank you i'm sure there's plenty of fan art of gino oh hit me with that rule 34 dog [Laughter] wait is he getting life by being a mushroom i don't think so he just like got for life could that have been poison damage no reason yeah see oh interesting i guess that's like a slight upside to why is there a monster face in the background you're a mushroom now [ __ ] i'm gonna eat you nobody thinks you're cool i'm gonna put you on the stir fry everyone thinks you're a big old dick just ask anyone yeah just ask anyone everybody knows it i didn't make it up i heard it from somebody else yeah a lesson i will teach you it's like a gross [ __ ] up yoda yeah oh my god oh he is the bow oh that's why he's bowier hey chill out oh yeah mario while we were feeding birds that puppet was getting his ass kicked just a little bit more seed it's dangerous out there let's go home and not worry about it anymore you're gonna help huh whack that weirdo save the guy in blue me too oh what the [ __ ] i will do what i can but from over here of course oh my birth friends oh [ __ ] i'm not afraid and i'm not gonna cry [Music] yeah in the line of duty mala was destroyed and what are you [ __ ] serious right now mario you just ditched me back there yeah sorry i was busy saving the life of another some [ __ ] friend you are just cause you don't know how to run cause your body doesn't extend into your pants don't i know you you look familiar nay nay i say so you're the mario we know about you yes knock knock insulted i am oh oh schnibby wow gino's way weaker than you are i think you leveled up a little too far oh it's okay [Music] boat damn my anus is that how they feel i think i got it yeah that's great we're doing damage the best attack you have yeah i could use a mushroom super [ __ ] mushroom [Music] you you guys brought your own mushrooms right because uh oh he went to sleep put him to sleep he's a [ __ ] wooden doll dude yeah well he's nappy he's very nappy well you know what he had a coffee at eight and he had a hard morning and it's two now it had a big lunch [Laughter] [Music] oh thank you god nice your valor's way up bro excellent wow a flower box that is a nice amount of coins dude you get like one frog coin from it thanks for the help you really got me out of a jam and next time on game grumps we'll talk more to gino why are you staring at me okay why are you staring at me you know i'm more than just a doll don't you um no yes have you guessed the truth i'm a visitor from above and this is a form i'm borrowing briefly oh i see ah he's an alien you mean like from the sky or something higher than that i'm afraid kind of like what like when you get so high that like direction and space doesn't matter you get zooted yeah i don't know what that means do you two know anything about the star road um no no no completely in the dark eh well it's a big mess up there right now and it concerns you too oh let me explain okay you've heard of wishing upon a shooting star it is at the star road your wish is transformed into a star when it's granted it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth okay then in the unlikely event that your wish was to be hit by a shooting star your wish comes true otherwise it's very iffy so you see the star road plays an integral role in granting wishes but ever since a sword destroyed the star road everything's come to a halt no stars have been made since the way things stand yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore what no uh are you saying this star is part of your star wars i'm gonna throw up that star road my fluffy little friend yes that star is a broken piece of the star road i'm here to find them all gotta catch em all and repair the star road okay the broken star pieces there are seven all together for a piece for peace to return sorry we must get rid of smithy find the star pieces and repair the star road did i say that slowly enough for you and you in the audience i'm heart note exclamation point question mark but it's hard to pronounce so call me geno after the doll ah i choose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls not like the one based on you mario that doll looked like a weenis now grab the star mario grab the star grab my star go on grab it because i've seen it in something else that copied this right right damn dude you're [ __ ] strong as hell now she knows no joke oh yeah gino's good well [Laughter] oh no [ __ ] gino's awesome yeah oh crap you gotta [ __ ] this up hey you jumped on him isn't that what you're supposed to do do i need a lobotomy i'm calling the doctor right now hey yoshi think you can meet the old moshi today yes here take my cookies good luck i'm rude for you here take these cookies my take take my cookies a star dropped into the mountain and trapped some kids inside oh no will you eat the kids to me so we can save the stars to make things worse one of the men folk be stuck inside too uh that's improper syntax please mario you gotta help us you just gotta i don't gotta help you i have to help you oh so you just gotta steal from him now yes i do come back you little bastard get back here you [ __ ] guy i [ __ ] kill you it's like oh oh i'll do it do you know how to do this uh no all right keep your eye on yoshi it moves really fast oh my god there's no way okay oh my god i just doubled my experiential points that rules that is good wow you did great thanks boo [Music] look at this variety [Laughter] i think that's what i love the most about it it switches up the music the look everything what's next it could be anything you found a bomb that will bust through in no time oh god close your eyes close your eyes and stand right next to it let's follow the tracks to the end boy it looks like he's like in a cult and he's asking you to join like where you'll all die together by like driving a car off a bridge let's follow the tracks to the end that's where our savior awaits what the star is probably in the back thanks a million mario let's mosey along now guess you're right i'll just be a burden on you fellas well and i'm counting on you to find the kids you here yes yes well thanks a lot mario guess i'll go shut up okay who's my boy there was one character that had eight health is mario he's mario who gives a [ __ ] what the f dude if he dies then all the games die if you die in the world you die for game wow really that's some heavy [ __ ] uh huh what the heck why isn't it working a man after my own heart what the hey oh guys did he summon a bomb that's way too big yeah if this thing explodes we're history this is a fine mess let's swim now square good move oh well that's just wonderful oh god no the end yeah we're all dead oh you just got [ __ ] like daffy ducked what on earth was that well we won the battle now i hope we don't lose the war where dinah and the star someone's in the kitchen with her someone's in the kitchen i know oh someone's in the kitchen with dinah wow that's you just got the star eh i guess my question's just been answered wait how is it a mini boss if you get the star maybe they're all mini bosses until the final big boss oh i guess yeah come on mario let's go got that star baby got to disturb we're averaging like a star in episode at this rate [ __ ] man this is glorious yay wow the star had the power to make us not [ __ ] anymore [Music] is there no end to your abilities [Music] i'm just trying to concentrate on my indiana jones mastery here you have so many [ __ ] mushrooms dude to the window to the walls till the sweat drips right on down my balls that's awesome oh it's bowser oh a booster has such a nice place i miss my fortress i miss the good old days toadstool screaming in terror mario rushing in to save her oh he's crying oh ah oh jeez it's mario oops oh okay okay keep it together calm down don't let him see you like this oh hey i'll be back what are you doing here oh not like that dummy wrong tone it needs more confidence what are you doing here wow what are you doing here wow that's exactly what he went for if if toadstool were at my castle waiting to be rescued she'd be crying like a baby [Music] take a look at booster's family portraits in order from the oldest to the youngest take a look at booster's portraits oh [ __ ] what the f what the [ __ ] all right yeah i'm i'm sorry i can't talk right now i'm fighting an undulating cane you know how it is thursdays [Laughter] the one at the very end oh that's the oldest okay and then the the yellow hat really yep man this would have taken a long time eye patch and then a guy with just black for eyes and then a guy with cone head and then the last one this is the youngest i guess with the gray hair and all right whatever [Music] that i got that [ __ ] yes oh yay i [ __ ] love it i gotta plug your damn controller in oh [ __ ] suck [ __ ] all right here we go suck [ __ ] is that who wrote uh the what you say thinking of imogen heaps oh yeah i love that new song by suck [ __ ] she's talented she's going places oh my god it's so funny that suck suck [ __ ] dude oh there he is again chugga chugga hunk this is my personal railway hey god he's a weirdo my it's you again i'm amazed you made it this far yes quite amazing you are since you're here maybe you could clear something up for me what's it like to die my bride-to-be is chanting mario help me mario help me is she showing her happiness hey wait a second maybe mario's another guy oh no what do you feel this mario she keeps talking about trying to shake my bride take my broad away watch shut up [ __ ] take this don't you take this take this take this take it they has taken this take a [ __ ] stick of this take this take this take this i guess you just go so let's just go to the bottom oh no that didn't do it i ran out of bombs well later okay dude what a cool guy yeah everything about him is cool yeah man so as is dan's want he uh runs around and grinds off camera but then decides to go ahead a few spaces and then activate a cutscene i believe this has happened almost every episode yeah well because that's how you know to stop grinding like that was something interesting that the folks at home would enjoy this one was special though because you said don't go forward because you'll activate a cutscene and then i [ __ ] did it so here we are at the cutscene uh go for it aaron okay uh mario you did come to rescue me i was so frightened and lonely and it's hot out here there's no shade it's kind of [ __ ] up my face is just like red as [ __ ] but now that you're here um the door won't open yeah no [ __ ] you've been trapped up here i think we need booster's spell to undo the lock on it oh what should we do am i a prisoner wait hold on why don't they have to go to the bathroom what the heck is going on around here oh oh it's booster oh is he the guy with the big mouth i think so what should we do booster is returning isn't he i know hide somewhere and wait until he opens the good tell eyes you i'm going you're gonna be scaled rotate oh crap boo boo boo boo it's boo oh you tell eyes that was not yikes they're pretty tough they're pretty tough wow they're gonna put them to sleep again i guess this was before 2021 i'm so not used to seeing yikes without it quickly being followed by oof yeah yeah is it dangling after a bad take along with that hasn't aged well oh i'm going to wail on you big boy 64. that's how many bits the next system's gonna have absolutely 94 that's just a number 100 that's how much percent i suck nice nice burning so close mario grab my hand guys you're slow ah he's carrying me on his back and you still can't catch up being up here is tough though oh because you can't see your head yeah [Music] nice pills that's cool the murals she attractive i felt like the most attractive thing like when charlie hunnam tells the story about how he like brought that cat to the vet [ __ ] [ __ ] man oh wow yeah oh this [ __ ] sucks man come on [Music] [ __ ] nice sick [Music] oh she's dead my leg ow what are you doing great now i've dropped my shoes my ring my brooch and my crown my microsoft dinosaur cd you can cut me up how long is it going to take these damn piss clams to cook hey name placeholder how's your day going how's the weather in place placeholder we've talked a lot about our friend dave on the show you might not remember him so we'll remind you howdy y'all my name is dave and i'm a real pr i'm bald dave has been sending us money loose change in dollar bills every month in exchange for a modest amount of exclusive content that we record on the vhs tapes and mail via the usps that's right dan but unfortunately dave has passed away that's why we're extending our deal for you to new extensive content to you our favorite fan you want to try that again no i nailed it but unfortunately shipping costs have gone up and vhs tapes are getting rarer and rarer these days so we're trying to find a new way to deliver content begin your exclusive partnership with dan and i or dan and me it should be dan and me either one's good on patreon.com me and dan yeah dan dana i guess that makes sense the link appears you don't say that part why do we write it on the thing [Music] hello and welcome back to game grumps the person delivering aaron's doordash meal called him arnie will he psychologically recover let's find out dude i don't know what happened there it's just like i mean that [ __ ] just wasn't you you can just read it like it's right there yeah oh oh my god oh my god dude oh my god [ __ ] amazing stop i'm gonna make a tick tock of this don't i'm gonna film that [ __ ] and be like epic mario gamer i'm gonna put like a thousand like stickers on the screen and then it's gonna like be like your mom when you run out of doritos or some [ __ ] what just did sandstorm what he did where there's no sand i don't know but is there a certain way you feel about that no okay oh what are you doing can you believe it i almost got married to that thing maybe you want to marry this thing let's go back to the mission kingdom but i i hope someone marries me someday oh that's what they're getting at somebody tall [Music] blonde clean shaven okay oh she's joined the party make sure to bring her back safely great yes yeah deuces gucci fresh gucci gang they've thrown me out of my own i mean i've decided to take a vacation they can't do this to me anyway i was working on a plan to get my house back when mario walked up to me and begged me to let him join the koopa troop i had no choice but to let him in it was pathetic it's okay mario we know bowser's stretching the truth a little he's a [ __ ] liar kill him burn it with fire [Music] now then on to the polka music who wants dessert thanks tomorrow well she's as good as dead pudding cup princess toadstool is home safe but she has decided to stay at the kingdom did you enjoy fighting with her is my helicopter ready i'm going to malibu [Laughter] talk to the flower oh and the stargate will open that was obvious hello oh okay i am in the shape of the star of david to celebrate the triumph of judah and the maccabees like uh this is more jewish theology than i expected the mario rpg this is star hill wishes which were transformed at the star road fall from here oh but some wishes that haven't been granted yet are falling because smithy destroyed the star road what a dick right frog fuchsias mentioned hearing about a star piece on this hill oh [ __ ] huge lizard let's see if we can find it that was a close one damn 82. yeah punch that gopher oh my god i love them dude i want one so cute can i hang out with them right yeah it was like regrets like oh i don't want to go i like twirling i'm a twirly star yeah dude are we more than halfway done with this game oh my god that's probably not because they probably get longer as they go oh maybe and it's like now that you've got the seven stars you must acquire the 24 herbs and spices necessary for kfc's chicken bucket you've come a long way but your journey's not over yet there are three more star pieces not to mention that chicken situation oh no it's a [ __ ] underwater world yes my favorite really i love underwater worlds really yeah ever since goonies too oh okay the playthrough that i loved except for when you caught me with up dog and i've never heard the end of it seven and a half years later is that dude was there up talking there what are you talking about i don't know what up dog is what are you saying what is up dog oh god well aren't you proud of yourself oh my god that's the happiest i've ever seen you [Laughter] i have never in my life ever gotten that tour what is up though [Laughter] [Music] i got you good with up dog that was oh absolutely you got you got me so good that you didn't even finish the joke you just started cry laughing immediately oh looks like you don't need so many mushrooms or muku cookies okay cancel that then no oh i've hit the b on the [ __ ] controller not the b and the what it is in real world at least it opened up uh a thing just press the opposite when it asks you yeah except when you're fighting then press the same well really oh because it's directional yes uh okay i don't even see the letters i don't see letters i just wanted to make sure you remembered of course you were in the seaside town now you're in the sea and the next area you're going to go to is that's ridiculous well hello there and welcome back to super mario rpg uh you demanded it yes you did demand it i'm very pleased that uh people are into this here's my chopsticks i'm doubly pleased because aaron found his i've been looking after these forever does your [ __ ] chopstick box say master game grumpy yes it does aaron hansen master king well listen i'm not the one who made it that's really fun it's a gift oh god that's sweet um everybody's dying and i can't remember how to play this you gotta cast the thunderbolt all right i'm the bad boy i just keep doing that just get she's gonna sit there rubbing his door forever oh thank you all right okay uh until you maybe they mean oh oh you jump yeah jump oh there you go okay um continue left and try heading to the top right where you climb on some platform oh progress progress okay okay um move slightly down and make a jump to the left and you should reach the bottom left corner where you can easily move to the back help do you want me to try it yeah sure do you wish to give up i'll try a little more okay all right so what's the run button this right here how [ __ ] am i all right it's just changing my it is [Music] i wish god would just step on me step on me sky daddy oh here push the button and it'll show you he'll be in the center of the screen where am i now i've never been to this part this sucks my ass this so sucks uh this is a three-dimensional maze i'm i'm like stuck i i gotta wait wait i'll try a little more oh my god this sucks my ass yeah i give up am i down or am i up am i down or am i up i don't am i down no i'm i'm up i'm down this is the moment in doing a show like this where you start to feel like the heat in your body of like a the frustration of how weird and uh difficult this is mixed with the knowledge that no one will be like yeah this part was tough i'll be like you [ __ ] idiot yeah okay there we go okay great so and then what though i think you had it right when you got on that ledge and walked around you think so yeah i mean what else would it be god damn it look but am i stuck now i hate this oh oh oh oh oh oh all right editors fast forward this sucks all right dan i found i found a thing i found a a guide okay so you go up or are we back yeah yeah yeah okay oh hello and jump all right and that brings you to the end of this and then jump this way and now so now i'm up here so then i go this way and then down this way okay that didn't work jump up here okay got it and then and then jump up here yep yep yep yep and then down boy even looking at the map i'm like that's complex okay okay so now i'm here uh-huh all right um so yes then i go around and i go to this yep and drop down the little thing and then okay so okay so now i've dropped all right so once i've dropped oh i see then i go down and and i keep going yep and and then the jumpies like like jump in a little staircase formation yep there it is yeah yeah okay then i'm here i wonder if this map was somewhere yes game well done aaron boy that was [ __ ] awful you got a royal syrup okay yes uh-huh using the j boxes talk to the tube ty there you go oh thank god all right why don't you put your butthole after this yeah all right maybe i will oh my god i guess we'll fight it next time on game hello everyone hello uh can i start this off on a somber note aaron oh why would you do that well i traveled back to uh my hometown uh in new jersey to uh to see my family and um well it appeared that you know sometimes when you don't live in the place you grew up in when you go back some wonderful piece of your childhood has uh moved on or disappeared and i just like to say a mournful goodbye and pour one out for uh the pizza hut on route 22 which was the pizza hut where i had my 14th birthday and we played nirvana's never mind on the jukebox wow and over time it probably was disgusting at the time but over time it became the most disgusting place i'd ever seen and i remember looking it up on uh online to see if it was still around and these three pictures were the ones that were uh still around um there was uh we're gonna give these to the editor so we could see them there was this one you know then there was a this sad looking gentleman right in front of the cruising exotica machine it's like taking a nap yeah i know i know uh and then finally uh those were that was the image search for uh for that pizza hut but now it is completely gone so uh yeah r.i.p route 22 pizza hut you will always be loved at least you'll never get diarrhea again oh i strongly doubt that all right king calibrary why don't you pick up someone who wrote some wood then you get tossed away fire at your [ __ ] eyes it's like god damn it [Music] [Laughter] my [ __ ] eyes [ __ ] no i can't see as well does this do anything oh now he's got the venom drool hey get ready uh-huh there's a sunken ship part two [ __ ] oh he's purple as [ __ ] yeah because he got the guide poisoned with what with the venom drool and such he looks cool he should stay that color it's not a choice aaron he's been poisoned i don't care he should look cool well you don't think he deserves to look cool that's an odd take [Laughter] he's dying yeah don't help him okay sweet you don't think he deserves to look cool he's purple oh my goodness oh yay that's a lot of coins stop being purple um he doesn't have an aoe i don't know what that is an area of effect oh no he does not um i'll just shoot with the guns [Laughter] a little bit use the [ __ ] geno world on this piece of [ __ ] i think i should probably well okay oh i don't have we got problems now we got problems this crab is one of them hey finally they just call them cheap cheaps why are they called mr kipper why's he got a name i i for one love the name mr kipper you got [ __ ] like kids and stuff [Music] that's dr kipper and this is mrs kipper oh my defense is up oh honey hi hello just call me stacy you're a part of the family please mrs kipper was my mom she gave birth to 8 000 of us that guy dressed as a cat just absolutely crushing that drum solo what the hell are you talking about he's like it looks like a japanese anime character a little cat [Music] he's like playing at like a kids show and the comment is like when you're way too qualified for your job or something like that cat drummer yep you've never seen this no hang in there keep watching like not in character at all he's just playing [ __ ] drums dude he absolutely goes ham on those drums do it ooh we did it once again my friend baby yes funky brewster no chunky chunky brewster your brewsters are all wrong danny arnold oh yeah that was a that wasn't good okay let's see if superflame works sasha malia get in here playing super mario rpg i've been waiting for them to play this game forever dang goddamn i love gino look at this little dangly hat let's see if the shocker works on it tatted rags sugar they're using the shocker i've been i've been posting the comments for them to use a shocker for so many episodes finally doing it squeegee you think dan finally figured out about the flower tab use the bed idiot the reading to walk through it's making oh he's getting it he's getting tough bro he got tough oh he's red whoa yeah that's not good stop boosting you why because you got to boost everyone else yeah but waste all that boost mario's going to be the one who's well mallow doesn't really fight but you're boosting geno gino's gotta be the one doing the boosting all right [ __ ] boost mario first okay so you can get some hits in i know you're right i know you're right but like i don't want to admit it so [ __ ] off how about that now i'm gonna punch just despite you dude we got a star we're more than halfway there now wow oh wait is this the fifth star we're more than halfway there oh [Music] [Applause] this is awesome hola welcome back uh i don't know homo estas with you [Laughter] what his name is i'm going to boost mario i'm going to boosmer we are going to boost mario yaridovic no why why did his defense go up i wanted his attack to go up the opening statement is okay this boss fight is very hard ah crap what do i do this powerful special powers including water blast which knocks you out easily if you're not careful uh-huh bring multiple mid mushrooms and pick-me-ups dope got em genos should use geno boost on everyone if not busy with healing since it powers up attack as well if defense if timed eventually yardovich will duplicate himself yeah but what attacks do i use um yeah whatever uh just dish it out to him okay so it says dish it very strong oh good very strong if he was this strong why is he tickling old men i feel like they're mutually exclusive do you think so yeah why not are we gonna heal everybody or not this is the point where you would heal people all right all right i'll use the muku cookie it sounds like fun it's so funny because i can i can see people at home either be like use the [ __ ] moku cookie you idiot or i use the book cookie and they're like no that's the internet for you yeah oh i do have more or less yeah you have more elixirs okay uh let me use that in the right spot i guess yeah just because i feel it feels like feels like i'd rather use something i can buy than like a special thing the mugu cookie can't be bought this is very like star wars you know like the sun in the background he looks like grievous too oh he so does general kenobi i did have that thought when i first saw him and i also had the thought that grievous was so awesome when i first saw that and that movie and uh that opinion has only kind of changed you know what i mean grievous sucks okay he i wanted him to be cool yeah the [ __ ] red letter media bit oh yeah all right he's like they meet they meet up with general grievous also on his ship is admiral i'm a bad guy [Laughter] meow i love sleeping in the inns we made a bit about um so we made a bit you have to actually get up oh that's right sorry we made a bit about how they're sleeping in the same bed together yes and uh so you know that you know the this is fine dog sure so the guy that drew that his name's casey green he drew fan art of that the the guy who the guy who did this is fine dog watched his game grumps yeah he's done a game grumps animated get the [ __ ] out of here did the tamil gangnam sammy oh my god same guy yeah what's up man that is fantastic he truly drew a picture of them all sleeping in the same bed together geez just so you know man like you've affected our life in a positive way too so thanks this picture is great editors can you put that up for us thank you that's [ __ ] great mouse came by the other day and heard him talking about some of his stars that was 13 yesterday i said that my mom i said no more lollipops mrs johnson [Laughter] oh no that was the wrong button there we go oh please stop firing me out of a cannon [ __ ] boy this is tough huh what am i doing wrong here you gotta time it yo oh yeah i don't i don't know i don't know no i don't think i can get over there yet no give it a shot [Music] how in god's name did you do that i don't know okay well you're amazing and i bow to you oh [ __ ] all right do it again oh no oh my god everything's going to [ __ ] all right [Music] let's hammer okay here we go whoops oh now it's not even gonna be possible jeez are you holding something forward no you just have to do it like right when it dings amazing um what am i looking at right now [Laughter] [ __ ] god damn it all right spaghetti settings all right here we go [Music] yes of course i want frog corn jump on the thing [ __ ] it's so hard you want me to try it yeah let me give it let me take one more try because once you get like going on it it's it's okay but the starting out is tough for me want to challenge it yeah expert please i think i'm an expert [Music] [Music] well then yeah falls out boy that wasn't uh much time it just kind of it just like wiggled and immediately fell [Laughter] okay this is this is the one yeah feeling it feeling it this time yeah man i feel it for you the worst part about this is this definitely looks easy yeah oh yeah so i'm sure there are folks at home and like oh no this guy with his idiot ideas this [ __ ] frog coin getting best [ __ ] all right you do it okay i'm i'm i'm tilted [Music] oh well then i told you if you just stick to the top it doesn't bother you yeah no you called that one double your winnings yeah dude oh yeah yeah dude yeah dude [Music] [Laughter] i'm schvitzing like a machine over here holy crap there you go wow aaron you can just keep doing it over and over again keep doing it over and over again i want that thing all right that gives you the stuff [Music] dude hell yeah i want that challenge yes oh it's 50. do we have just enough yes we do wow what was the exp booster 22. wow look at that perfect unbelievable all right but they're rings so only one character can use them oh my god okay i might as well give the hp one to mallow ah word word indeed my friend uh so yes let's equip equip that [ __ ] scrooge ring oh it's going to do all the things to take to put stuff down but yeah but it's so worth it i know it is wait why don't you give the screws ring to mallow oh sorry i got the backwards here you go oh that brings his things up wow look at that neat oh all right and then mario is it just for mario though yeah yes oh he's gonna become a [ __ ] monster of rock damn yeah all right cool yeah i love it i'm going to be very strong i'm thrilled beard yes okay uh look at that look at us yeah we're making progress baby [ __ ] masters of baiting okay that's worth a save i'd say so we just got the best item in the game i'd say that's a worth the save [Music] i know we're killing the hell out of them though fudge yeah dude fudge yeah look at the ass we're whooping all of a sudden i know so much experience points for everybody but that me it's called oh [ __ ] yes [Laughter] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] show guys don't worry use the blast use your new geno blade that's right i forgot all i forgot all about that aaron it had been three seconds do you think i could retain information like that make it hp rain i love that cloud yeah no he's so like chill he just doesn't give a [ __ ] that cloud is the ubermensch dude dude he did carny kiss me why didn't you just genoblast oh i forgot [Laughter] aaron what do you expect me to remember something for 10 seconds god dude like how long do we know each other i don't even know i can't remember 10 seconds oh [ __ ] we'll never know what genoblast is i'm just a [ __ ] last boss and it'd be like [ __ ] and then it like kills everyone in one shot like [ __ ] the whole time wow he's already [Music] get that the mushroom or that syrup suck on sugary items to get some to stuff wow you just absolutely nailed it thank you he bite you sure do aaron you know just making conversations yep i love it look at you possibly i could ask you the same question about that brick in your face oh hello again that pipe is a shortcut to my whole monstro town i'll see you there okay bye yes peace monster town oh this is adorable oops oh hello you got a grassy floor monster mama oh my traveling for before welcome to monster tower buddy of a kind mingle i'm the landlady monster mama praise god a star you say oh you're here to see our star she's upstairs so feel free to go and take a look for yourself i feel like there's been a miscommunication whatever oh it's the [ __ ] mouse i've been all around the world but the strangest person is crumbling for me is this old geezer in rose town he's really weird but definitely worth beating okay hello trunk friend sometimes if you jump at the right places the treasure box will pop out of thin air what anything like this happened to you these treasure boxes are known as surprise boxes because they appear out of nowhere you think you fouled the ball but there's still 30 g's whoa okay 38 left maybe this is the star i was supposed to talk to oh yeah [Music] what's the [ __ ] is it moving in a grooving [Music] wow i have a feeling we're gonna have to remember that that uh little song [Music] all right it's pretty cool let's remember that kids okay great um just like busting like a swat team like get down on the ground get down shut that [ __ ] dog up what was our flying time troops [Music] 8.52 seconds sergeant skye troopa's reporting for duty ma'am we're 0.52 seconds late i hold myself personally accountable for the delay ma'am i love this guy still it's richer than ever about your rules and regulations guys let's try to keep the flirting to a minimum we're trying to no need to bother with the protocol around me sergeant i've got a favorite looking for these put those away ma'am oh sorry yes ma'am anything we could do for a civilian dance fellow just just finally pictured it in my mind what being valued fellow really really wants to get to bean valley that was oh god you watched arrested development right yeah that was my favorite part of that whole show the the character is still like and you can kiss these puppies like 50 times could you please help him scare the cliff understood ma'am the orders are get mustache over the cliff we will succeed we will now deploy ourselves to the cliff at land's end troopers keep a tight formation [Music] we have left off they're odd but trustworthy good luck with your search oh and one more thing whoa what the [ __ ] looking for breeze oh walter jump very cool all right well after all that god if that happened to me i'd feel like a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] oh is that right thank you aaron he jumps on him 17 times and gets off and he's like that didn't hurt me at all and mars like what i'm freaking exhausted man yeah good job mario maybe lay off the jumps okay oh oh okay just [ __ ] goes home and cries in his pillow what did they do wrong [Music] yikes you're tough that was it [Music] yikes like oof yikes oh big oof oof yikes that's a moon yikes oof i guess that was to be expected good damage absolutely obliterated wait what is that thing floating in the air i don't know nothing i can figure out how to get to right now whoa maybe when i'm flying you're flying yeah because aren't those guys gonna fly me over they're gonna get you up the cliff remember the cheese sign i do that's where they're getting you right you use them and you go up and you get five frog coins oh really yeah pretty awesome if you ask me yep yeah i guess you could say those games give me a hernia i guess you could say i've been dead inside since 1994. it's fine oh god not only did i fall off the cliff but i hit lizards on the way down more like anti-social media wow nicely done thanks man i was reading somewhere that you're because of social media your average 13 year old has the anxiety and stress levels of your average psychiatric patient in 1950 whoa yeah i don't know if that's accurate but um that certainly sounds right that seems like one of those like minions memes you'd find on facebook yeah but i i think it was i think it was bill maher that said it and his is a fairly well researched show bill maher yeah yeah no that guy sucks okay he's a [ __ ] weirdo well i mean like i'm not talking about his opinions but like i think he being on being in the public eye like that it would be more difficult for him to come out and say something that like was uh against the research that was out what are you kidding me that dude's like an anti-vaxxer no he's not yes is dude there's clips of him saying that i don't he you shouldn't get vaccinated because it'll give you [ __ ] autism i don't believe that's correct it's correct i can show you the clips all right well i watched them recently let's do that later that's this is not the time or the place during the mario rpg play through or you're jumping on flowers no no no we're doing this right now i'm loading it up who are you voting for oh my god see my baby anti-b agenda unbelievable unbelievable they turned me into a mushroom aaron thorn it i'll never forgive them anytime i see a bee now i'm gonna [ __ ] shoot it with that assault rifle you know what i'm saying where they put the salt in it it's like a salt rifle because it shoots the salt at the bugs somebody got me one and i'm gonna need you to explain that again slow it down for me apparently they're really effective really yeah this is like a spray of salt well i mean it's for like hornets and like flies and [ __ ] okay speak against some strong specialists the other things you get a lot of coins for defeating it let's jump up to find a frog coin there's a frog coin in this room what where what i must know whoa wait yeah there's a [ __ ] coin in this room uh in the top corner at the bottom floor jump up to find a frog coin oh that'll be fun that will be fun oh this thing don't don't mess with it just don't say anything about his face he's very touchy don't upset it the crevit let's see if i can get that one more time don't want it any more upset than it already is there's a toaster that mitsubishi makes it's like the most expensive toaster in the world it's like four hundred dollars okay it does one piece of toast all right and it takes 20 minutes to cool down after what what is the that sounds like a terrible toaster it's like it makes the most delicious toast of all time but how do you watch like any video of people using it they're like oh my oh my gosh but it's just toast how good can it be right you think that yeah that's what a dumbass would think somebody who hasn't experienced the magic of the toast the mitsubishi toast do super flavor who's got super flame oh a petal blast they turn you into mushrooms like everyone into mushrooms oh well well then how would you not be like oh my god yep yeah it's like now we have to keep fighting this thing how do we reverse it yeah oh he like gains health gradually oh you jump oh [ __ ] aaron you knocked it over with your oh no now they're bouncing really fast okay all right um remember the sound i don't know everything went wrong when you smack the [ __ ] out of that keyboard okay uh do this without sound put in the boss music um seems like a great misstep it's like 20 years old stop please who's going to do it no dies oh he's purple look at him yes he sure is wow i didn't know they were different colors does that mean he loses health because he's a pro oh thank god boy watching that giant plant head explode was the highlight of my day thus far he's like oh no smilax has been whacked what is this the sopranos oh i'm gonna go i'm gonna i'm gonna get it she was a whoa oh oh hello hi are you a friend look at these clouds not a friend that's a big turtle dude this game is awesome like i love the the worlds it takes you to a big ass turtle yeah yeah he's he's a chunky monkey for sure yeah i love him that is wonderful they're mallow people oh my god they are oh that's so nice holy [ __ ] uh all right everyone listen up oh my god it's queen mallow damn shut up [Music] king nemesis condition is growing worse this means we'll be losing oh he's a clown clown it just so happens that i have found the missing prince prince mellow that is what prince malo please sir prince that's a [ __ ] impostor get over here um well well it seems our little prince is a mild case of stage fright excuse me you [ __ ] guy come on make it snappy what you can't get through well just look at you teddy he must be he must be one of my vapes because i ripped fat clouds introducing it clearly a toucan with a cloud hat i love it ma you've uh filled out about prince mallow and you have a toucan beak and you're a toucan they call me a heavy trooper you're looking fat prince uh yes what is it dear what you're asking me too gracious you're serious aren't you why i don't know what to say dear me i've made my decision at the request of the prince i agreed to become his queen what a beautiful sentiment that wasn't at all pre-planned queen valentina oh it just makes me shiver with diabolical plotting well dance that back to your business everyone all right how are we gonna play damn yes because jesus yes can you believe it what a coincidence there's a prince with the same name as me i'm delivering valentina's latest order to her hey this doesn't look like valentina at all no that's because this is a statue of valencia's nephew mariah mariota okay proceed you pulling some funny business over here phew that was close didn't think we could get through that one there is no such person they borrow oh like oh really is that right mario's like what oh look at how sassy oh well i guess we'll learn more about this next time on game group oh baby called what may i ask is this ugly thing that's my latest masterpiece i i created it just for you oh for me it's called a plumber's laminator i like that observe the thick mustache covering the sad innocent smile of a symbol quite simple and the sideburns could convey his blue collar i see her i like this and the legs well-defined very good shapely moist delicious cabbage he's got them umc's unbelievably muscular calves my garble strong the legs of the mass i love it is it still like quite quite quite hmm i consider myself something of an odd buff and i've got to say this is spectacular garrow only you could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and raw power thank you your majesty i'll be on my way i [ __ ] hate it god throw it away spectacular dodo don't know don't just sit there like a roast hurry and carry this in wait so that's not prince mallow step on it if he steps on anything it's gonna be crushed to dust no oh i thought he was out of breath because he had walked two feet oh my god what the hell's happening heck backpack i don't know i guess he was just packing he's a bird was he like taking out his aggression oh maybe yeah boy that does not fit in at all it's perfect if you fail this you have to fight against dodo oh okay oh okay wait yes so this is this is optional great good one i'm glad yeah that's what i wanted exactly the kind of [ __ ] that i wanted to happen i came into this game hoping to go the worst route possible and i'm getting my wish right now yep yo it feels like my birthday i'm opening presents left and right damn dude is it january 6th because that's my birthday god damn it's just the [ __ ] icing on my cake baby it's really rude god man you're like amazing at that i'm just starting to get the hang of it it's actually i'm only good at it when they're up in the corner i can time it really well when they're anywhere else it's it's harder your controller wins thank you [Laughter] it's just a song in my heart today yeah i understand the song in my heart today is my crash test dummies yeah once your controller get into an accident god and come to school better what the heck is happening oh there's an invisible wall or something oh never mind i thought i had thought i hit the the joyful or whatever his name is you know what's [ __ ] up jawbox is he was like awake and stabbing but i bet if you ran into him he'd be like he's asleep i was like what the [ __ ] yeah i bet you're right that's a flavor fail hashtag flavor fail oops i saw a banana that was this big i'm sorry what the banana this big there's a there's a magic the gathering card that has flavor text that's like unanimously considered the worst flavor text of all time i love that and it's just like a gorilla and his pictures like this and then the flavor text is just like let's open it enthused like it's just so [ __ ] stupid yeah it's you could tell it was just like written late at night and it made them laugh at the time but beyond that moment it's just a rough scene i feel like it's like rude to the artist it's like [ __ ] it looks like he's good that's a good point well hello there everyone we have a thousand coins and i'll be damned oh the cursor boom in the shot what are you talking about boom in the shot whoa okay so that door's weird um bro you're not gonna fight the oh my god there's three of them there's three of them and aren't they just adorable heavy troop at times three dude yup get ready for it here we go one for each of you i know you could you could ride on these fellows they'll look at them flap their little wings and kick their little feet i know someone's definitely going to get squashed i love him he ouch you're hurting me now it's my turn get it while it's hot oh my god yeah throw those goddamn eggs in me yeah [ __ ] news of me nice uh [ __ ] unfertilized zygote spit your eggs at me psycho daddy um [Music] you just gotta smack him i know i know i just want to i don't want anyone to die if you try to block them they may rappel off and become eggberts what the hell does that mean i don't know i don't know like does that mean don't block them are egg birds good it says if you try to block them they may repel off and become eggberts which you can attack to damage birdo wow there's like a was like a borg i don't know a hive mind i'm unclear they share pain i can just i can feel the furious typing right now hey man the only person you have to apologize to is yourself oh okay i forgive myself because you didn't do it and if you didn't live up to it then you didn't have it was the only one who could really believe in you what you heard me can't you tell by the look on my face how serious i am [Laughter] i looked over an hour how far back is the safe i believe it's right here right here right yeah oh my god [Music] dude you're going all the way up into the clouds in the cleats turned in more of a square clued oh you're already up in the clouds i didn't even realize yeah we're in cloud city baby cloud city just like star wars yeah sure lando calrissian more like lando cloud resin i think i peed it's definitely do you want some to peach the other best character dude you're amazing when it's up in the corner i can do it other times less so much that's so weird um that was incredible the fact that you're doing it so consistently now is like so impressive thank you it's really making me wet wow a guy could really get soaked watching this i am drenched queen valentina i forgot what voice i gave him that mario creature who beat up smilax is here mario what does a mario look like take a good long look well it has a mustache and long sideburns and a pair of mean looking legs that's flattering thank you hmm i have the feeling i've seen this mario before [Music] oh my gosh wait yes it was that statue that garo just delivered what what what are we gonna do what what what are we gonna do what are we gonna do valentina well we well we said we are going to listen to your voice chatter frankly speaking i'm not going to worry wait didn't i give her a really bougie voice i think without this key the king can't go anywhere more like hottie let me blow on this oh it's like a little fan yes hush anyway i said shut up already this this woman's gonna pay with her life what the that that isn't a statue that's mario valentina this is an acting tour de force on your part hand over the key now jesus brain splatter everywhere how utterly rude and who in the blazes are you anyway i'm your worst nightmare i'm the real prince that's who brat and how dare you listening on a private conversation private private everyone at a time out radius can hear you yes if you're going to be this rude i'm simply going to leave that's you know what voice that is it's matt berry oh i was gonna say and it's your uh if you're not from europe you shouldn't if you're not from europe then you shouldn't talk about chocolate so long jumps dude right away i remember the voice i shall fly the coop too i'll stay here to get my ass beat oh no never mind flippity-flappity [ __ ] uh i i think we might have missed uh we kind of missed a boat here so we'd better get movie too come on let's get him she's just like sucking coming to me no time to waste please let us become one man she looks so helpless in the in the little sprite yeah oh where are you taking him that's why i told you to put him in this yes um special oh can't you special oh yeah you're muted lame yo damn he's pretty strong against him multi-strike no no oh stop stop stop stop oh so this is just a one-on-one battle yeah interesting i could [ __ ] take it i'm bowser i love his little face in the center of the thing yeah he's just looking at you like hey i'm bowser hey what's up i'm having a good time what can i say when i'm scratching and slashing it's the best thing i can ask for but i'm not busy absolutely murdering noobs awful they're getting four shots every time he's dead yeah i'm [ __ ] well well then um what do you want me to do yeah i'm a little scared give him the mush that's all you got left yeah i can't i can't bring anyone back all right oh no there's a pick me up up there oh there is jeez what is wrong with me right now it doesn't like group them yeah i wish it i truly wish it did no [ __ ] you dude stop holy [ __ ] well you can use the freshen up or whatever anything that cures a status ailment oh okay yeah this is impossible like i'm just too far behind like in the you know um in the race to do damage yeah oh that's it oh thank goodness i don't believe this the show's let's get out of here well everyone until we meet again okay thank goodness wow talk about getting by with the skin of your teeth yeah i [ __ ] dominated yo good job bowser good job peach just [ __ ] exit psych bomb bleeding out i believe it was star hp or powell which one you were close it's pal okay cool okay okay then how about showing me just a little jump just a just a little jump for daddy a tiny hop will do how about how about you take off let me see your feet [Music] can you can you pretend to sneeze can you can you sneeze but like act surprised when you sneeze and then like moan afterwards yeah did you do that yeah this is actually [ __ ] that people are into [ __ ] internet why do i have to know all this i don't want to know i don't want to know any of it oh oh fantastic show me again later and who do we have over here oh this is bowser leader of the koopa troop he's a bad guy oh another famous person this is just too much i must have your autograph dear behave yourself please you shut your mouth no not even a little scribble okay okay yes yes i'm quite forgetting my manners well who do we have over here i'm your son this is gino who i told you about before what's his deal i don't know oh yes that story about star street how awful that's star road oh you're very interesting by the way a little before valentina took over a large star fell into the volcano hmm but the dreaded czar dragon inhibits the inhabits the volcano sorry he lets the volcano do whatever it wants he doesn't inhibit it it's going to be tough getting a star out of there hmm perhaps all of you working together could handle that beast why when i was young i yes dude you remember i could buck like a stack now what's at the volcano it's dear what's in the volcano find hino pio he'll be able to help you i'm an opioid yeah you be careful mellow sun okay careful i'm coming out of my pants okay mom but i probably won't come back until we find the star or die trying what nothing bye okay all right what entertainment oh you got a little dinner and a show oh yes yes i watch closely while you sleep in the dream cushion i'm the dream cushion we're counting on you mario nice dream yeah was it worth the 30 coins yeah like wakes up all stressed out oh [ __ ] everyone's counting on me you got to get up out of bed yourself i know i just have to wait for you to say it every time it became a thing [Music] is that real is it oh yeah yeah it's like any second now like i don't feel complete without it oops all right next time i'm not going to say it no i'll be stuck in bed forever e god do you know what you have there's that fertilizer comes from the shyway clan famous for miraculous feats of guardians everybody'll be honest with you i travel around the world but wait a minute oh my god short attention span no name yes you might say i have fertilizer on the brain oh he's got [ __ ] for brains wow that's exactly what they were saying i love that that's definitely a joke for dad you know sure oh thank you i finally have both the seeded the fertilizer now for the final solution i'll try them out right away the purification can begin i'll plant the seed of eugenics then give it the fertilizer of the master race now everyone will be told nothing's happening whoa what were you what was the song that you were freestyling on you're like yeah licking penis [Laughter] yeah come on sucking wieners yup yeah that's the one penis ooh fill my mouth what is it licking penis smelling penis jumping on him coming right for him he's a change kong no no i'm a newcomer i've been unchained now i can live the life i've always wanted to live living the life oops the infrastructure of the place that i live doesn't doesn't support somebody who just got unchained now i have to resort to crime and i become chained again what a vicious cycle that will never end damn dude extremely impressive just the end you're biting social commentaries next level what about the kong kingdom i think i was telling you oh of course you were there jeez what matapani um can we say his full name yeah okay he's a great dude we love him and he's we must have told you about him uh on another episode but he uh he he comes on tour with us and he's got a really deep voice and he's very mellow and we'll we'll say stuff like hey matt can you do a favor for daddy and he'll be like what does daddy want [Laughter] whenever he wakes me up on tour in my little bus bunk she's like he'll just like get right up to the cloth and just be like it's time to wake up yeah it's really funny and um we we all saw godzilla king of the monsters together and uh aaron hated that movie and matt was not crazy about it either and no words were exchanged while we were watching it um and then we came we all just like took it like men yeah we came out of the theater afterwards after two hours of silence and aaron and matt were just standing there not talking and i walked over and matt was just like well that happened i will never forget that as long as i live whoa yeah he's a great great guy yeah [Music] get him dude boy these things are tough that's it's i'm telling you man it's it's like a gimmick they have they have high hp and low defense so it's like oh my god you take so many hits it's like there you take as many hits as anyone else hm maybe you're right i know not those are those little mind tricks that rpgs can play on you [Laughter] [Music] he could even create life [ __ ] uh how do i sell you could talk to him that didn't work ah yes in opio hello sell items sell wee pawns yeah i guess that's weepons okay what the [ __ ] though so we bonds armor's not a weapon armor's not a weapon i guess we don't really need the sailor [ __ ] either [Music] who gives a dunk get him out of here and the polka polka dress bump it ribbit stick no thanks who bumping needs it what else you got slap glove drop it and trooper shell get it out of here double punch poison mega glove i want to see none of it okay great i should hold onto the rings though oh yeah signal ring looks expensive that's pretty easy oh damn what the [ __ ] okay hello everybody here i have boulders can i help you hugs excuse me i hate doing that i'm just gonna keep attacking him because i need to save my my magical pe oh that's more anyway what's this guy talking about 281 281 mr bam wow my dad kissed me on the forehead [Laughter] that was my favorite thursday i've had all the really good thursdays don't get me wrong yeah but that was already the best one that was the best yay you can't take that from me neither it's all up here so if you want to cut off my fingers and toes and ask me what i knows about the boss the hell you talking about you know what i won't tell you because i know what i knows and my dad kissed me on the forehead on thursday you can't take it from me try as you might boy i'm just beating the crap out of this thing if you use pure water he won't die but he will attack himself really interesting yeah that could be fun i'll try that give that a shot man right after right you know what i mean oh oh never mind yeah i guess he's just dead yeah i think he might be too strong i i think we're doing quite well all of a sudden oh [Music] a lot more epic than yeah where's the blade he'll be here are you sure relax people i just realized i gave you a very similar voice he's too late where's the blade shut up already oh my god finally oh the rangers they're like power rangers yeah i get it there's their ship yeah and i gotta fight him i don't know what's happening oh oh my god we fight for evil well don't just come out and admit that yeah why put yourself on blast we live for disorder we like what we do let's juggle for kids oh i'm hungry we are we're really good at this this star piece gives people hope for evil it needs to be destroyed okay thank you kill me that's it this is impossible we are invincible says the exploding head can this be happy to the exit bridges [Music] what damn dude that's harsh really wow you get three experience points and no coins all right there you go oh we got the star now officially that's it oh [ __ ] marvelous that's it and that's all decorations ah look at that we're so close baby you just need the [ __ ] middle star six star pieces have finally been collected where could that last star piece be okay i did it oh nice thank you [Music] oh you want a [ __ ] piece oh i can't get to them what a [ __ ] piece yeah you're feeling very confident right now i'm feeling awfully cocky running into these oh yeah let's do it let's party man oh i see you brought a giant crab the forkies are enraptured the carbuncle ate itself the forkies are enraptured that sounds like like a racist statement oh good the four keys are enraptured the roaring forkies there are six doors do you need an explanation i'm pretty sure you just gave it to me better lay back down any bigger right now all right awesome you know bowser keeps nice rugs he sure does you know he's got a good runner going in his hallway kind of looks it kind of reminds me of the runner like uh from uh the choppies and wacky world of mini golf or whatever it was oh my god what a [ __ ] classic shoppies that was one of my favorite playthroughs of all time that was an amazing experience really enjoyed that [ __ ] what the hell oh blooper wow plenty more where that came from i'm sure you'll want to give up at this point [Laughter] oh where's yoshi where is he he's here oh my god you [ __ ] did it i don't know why i knew what wouldn't be me i'd be dead right it'd be like some other thing that looked exactly like me well no you you would be the clone oh okay and do i think i'm the real dan yeah of course oh okay that's the whole that's the whole thing about oh did you see how close how cute he was they they deal with this in invincible they're you're not supposed to know which one's the clone or not because then there's then there becomes like a power dynamic thing going on like an inferiority thing i see it's like i'll never be the real one uh what if i was a clown which is only one letter off from clone we made a clown of dance i knew something was different it's nearly one to one of the original tan but it is a clown yeah yeah it's like way clownier maple syrup what kind of maple syrup is green i don't know um i don't think that's maple syrup i think it's piss gee i think peach has been drinking piss this whole time it's definitely first that is odd question you could smell it on a breath piss [Music] [Laughter] oh so daniel will you show me your lyrical prowess drop the maze [Music] hey [Music] dr t mr mr doctor mr topper okay hit yeah you got it i never skipped this part i i like i don't need the comments i i my brain is terrible with these i just uh which is a way of saying i'm terrible at these but pawning it off onto my brain oh yeah it's not like saying uh i'm depressed i have depression yeah god made me this way so i guess you must have a problem with god [Music] oh so close too bad so sad okay like what are you supposed to do when they come for you bad boys bad boys oh look at that now you're please make this stop you're reclaiming nature nature's healing they're all coming back oh that's it you did it oh my god okay yeah congrats plane sailing eh yeah no problem fortunately a lot of people weren't watching and commenting oh no what is the name of jagger sensei who it was jinx [Music] what is the chef's name at marrymore my god man uh i believe ghetto uh was it tort yeah that's okay i wasn't getting up to that eighth level anyway well i might just stare at this for now awfully disappointed i'm a dead man excuse me you're still hanging around oh you want more items huh since i'm in a good mood just remember i can't always become a deer if there's anything uh you know what it's straight to business i get it i appreciate it yeah once you just buy everything and then get did you just sell your [ __ ] didn't mean to what did you oops [Laughter] since you have infinite money you can just buy whatever you want yeah well i also have infinite flowers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh something's happening oh yeah you're getting kind of closer yeah whoa yeah do this oh uh i don't i can't even identify what the [ __ ] is happening before my eyes it's fine um yeah so he wears the notorious mario so you are there how you i'm impressed you made you just follow oh wow this mirror is the early part where we fought yeah oh feisty little fellow aren't you but this is the end of the line now you've got to deal with me like i'm uh like i'm like a toaster yeah and guarding all right we're doing it uh oh this does feel what is this thing i don't know this feels end of gamey though for sure it's not smithy is it it's boomer boomer okay boomer [Applause] [Music] take a dive chandelier uh what laughs oh see you later kids wow how honorable damn boomer okay man but do not worry a little fall isn't gonna hurt you i'm dead just see a fountain of blood all right mario i'll lead you to the top we must hurry to the appointed place oh okay now you have no more pickup juices it's on your side hang on tight and away we go what is he doing oh i would have loved this as a kid he's like sucking it up in his butthole yeah like like a spider don't ask me how i do this it's very embarrassing you really wouldn't want to know all right crazy speed this is where [ __ ] starts to get weird oh my god i'm filling up don't mind me inflating next up the top floor please fasten your seat belts and wait a sec there are no seat belts i suck those up into my butt too all right well done aaron and then he just floats well done me yeah oh oh what is this the eye is protecting exorcism should i have known this is the thing i don't know okay i don't know either jeep okay fire blast i'm going to squeak to fire right the super flame scroll below scrote the worst it's because he rubs it on his there's like two dangling scrotes like in the in the bell i know i'm moving the bill for whom the scrotums i'm back well aos here to tell you to come on down to my corner store yeah i invented it you invented the corners i invented a card store i've got it nobody ever put a store in a corner before i've got skittles i've got gun drops i've got licorice got all kinds of good things use the pure water you need some you need some milk whole milk two percent i got them both a little boo don't ask them well i guess that worked too i don't carry skim who the hell wants skimmed milk ain't no fat on it lose all the flavor i'm drinking water that's been dyed white anyway come on down to my corner store why is he still talking i killed him i've got the mates ow that thing really looked like i wanted to be my friend and i like to eat don't do it at a rhythm it's different than what i need to be eating though i'm gonna have a classic egg that's better listen egg [ __ ] is famous because they have a a dish called [ __ ] which is an egg a fried egg on top of pureed potatoes and then they give you baguettes to dip in it okay that's their signature dish and then they and then they were like we should make sandwiches because every [ __ ] restaurant on earth makes sandwiches and that's what people want so then they made sandwiches and the sandwiches are popular now too but like that's what put them on the map was the glass jar of tomato potato puree with an egg on it um and i got it how what oh because i almost asked you how was it it was delicious we haven't gotten it yet [ __ ] how was yours amazing well you can't smack when you're a scarecrow gino come back it's just like the star is like just a like a ninja star like a metal thing it's just like a chunk into his back his body doesn't move at all you just see a pool of blood start oh sorry i conjured the wrong spell there i'd imagine oh you're [ __ ] now son dangling ow great you found a dollar i love it um you just gotta throw an egg and some [ __ ] potatoes hi ghosts your favorite soundcloud artist oh i love little boo boo making music that sounds like everything else sorry didn't mean to generalize there the brick box will explode yeah yeah this is the last one oh good oh i can't use x which is items no problem when he's on the conveyor belt he's like a statue but when he fights you he moves coincidence i just totally don't understand what you're trying to get at oh sick got him okay we could just party at this point that's okay that's what you were supposed to do marvelous and now there's a real boss fight oh shiz oh god they're colored they've got all their colors like geez behold they've taken the bait i guess i can spare a few minutes maybe they'd like to play [Music] okay now we're fighting all right i guess so any any battle tactics cloaker is the physical fighter okay domino the magician once you beat one of them the other will run back and mount a giant snake right it is recommended to defeat cloaker first interesting since domino is much easier to deal with at the end i would have thought the other way use special attacks on cloakers all right super flame and geno beam ah the beam all right oops i gotta get beamed i gotta get super flamed what's next group hugs rocks all i have is a sword and shield and giant mouth there's oh god there's a comedian do you know chad daniels no i think he is one of the funniest comedians out there and there's just an impression he does of like uh an uptight southern cowboy guy uh being at his show while he talks about the how good it feels to have a finger in your ass during sex and his impression of the guy is like what a finger where i think about that all the time wait what should i use with mario phew what weaklings that's strong words for some people who just murdered your friend how shameful if that weren't you defeat me bye i'm on a snake now we're doing like the terminator death walk um he's like hi guys it's clementine so i'm jeff now you may be wondering yes i am a snake and yes i am single love that i think you got this man yeah i feel pretty in control it's [ __ ] breathing really heavy oh my god i didn't do anything yeah i'm just a [ __ ] snake man some [ __ ] just landed on my [ __ ] head yeah production is on schedule this despite the fact that meg boy you get rid of it in the eggs and rangers with the feed at this rate i'm [ __ ] holding the controller and i didn't start it yeah okay at this rate smithy will have a new army no turn [Laughter] you can't be making more weapons haven't you caused enough trouble already oh yeah who are you your brother this is team oh he's just been gassing up his friend yeah he's gonna beat you up so bad give it up while you still have a chance shut down production now or he'll stop you what did you say what did you say you little puffball mad mallet trash all right i guess i have to fight three hammers look at them undulates one's dead we're ahead of schedule we'll make smithy proud i cannot tell you men apart good work everyone the smart the harder we work the stronger smithy will become the weapons the manufact we manufacture here will be just think of it when smithy takes over mario's world we can do anything we want not so fast you sure are a cocky punch you sure are a bunchy [ __ ] i rule this world don't you forget it it's mario back to when you rid of its two didn't stop him ah yes everyone's favorite mario enemy yoridovich too no no leave mario out of this i'm the one you need to worry about not him mario you're about to make the longest jump of your life you're ignoring me oh it's [ __ ] uh krauser from uh king of fighters slash art of fighting uh none of the words you use he's like quick ball did you get it i did not well when he shoots his blitz ball it's like an underhanded fireball he goes brick ball he also goes kaiser wave i feel like these are the things you would say as you're being dragged away by doctors and the police yeah like he said blitzball hey sound qualified what was that i can't remember the what made you say it but i just had a flashback to an earlier episode where i guess you were thinking about uh chitara and you were like chitara but but you didn't establish what you were trying to think of so you just sounded like a crazy person on a subway chitara i remember that so clearly i kind of remember that mario i'm so surprised to see you here i'm a very chatty ninja but this is the end of the line for you this is the closest you'll ever get to smithy so savor the moment it's just a ninja that shouts yeah mario yeah reminds me of uh remember the southern gentleman bad guy from adventures are by you billy i'm surprised you made it past my man and then he's like i'm surprised you made it to my fortress and then we we beat him and we joked like i'm surprised you were able to kill me one of my favorite playthroughs we've done this this is great you'll be fodder for my incredible invention the ganyuk yiddish all of a sudden the god yolk i bet bobby you're gonna hate the gun yolk it's always kind of cocked slightly he gives you two two metal kisses at once ugh i don't like the way it looks got him all right the monster's mute marvelous what a stupid bastard don't you just pour some of you [ __ ] nitrogen in this little hot hole was there a less sexy way you could have said that please nitrogen turns into a solid at 66 kelvin you're gonna make me turn into a solid pretty soon with all this sexy talk 66 kelvin i'm going to need that to cool myself down here comes bring it to me grab on i could release you over the abyss to kill you but let's fight yes just goes into like a [ __ ] like crushing machine oh that's smithy really hey hey that's the last star piece around his neck oh it's so tiny though yeah [Laughter] foreign all right then he's like a kindly old man yeah soon salt water little demonstrate it'll be very painful for you yo smithy i'm gonna [ __ ] kill you stop making those things and hand over the star piece now get that peanut butter out of here huh so you're mario it is looks like we're going to have a little dispute over the star hey i'm here too and my axe just hand it over and get out of my castle my my we're a little touchy today aren't we you know i'm actually growing rather fond of this place there is something like straight like weird about how when you think of like a last boss do you think he's like sitting on a throne he's like not toiling away yeah but he's just like a dude like doing his job yeah yeah i guess please don't make us go through anymore just give us the star now herramps better yet i'll hit you all with a hammer why don't you give me your stars or then i could easily conquer this world oh that's a good idea isn't that what we all want to think about then we could get rid of all wishes and create a world filled with weapons this is very plausible of course a weapon where over here now over here i'm the one who would crush you all i crush you all right oh my god i didn't think you'd attack me oh [ __ ] sledge oh damn wow that's just like the end of the fight yeah i'm not very strong all right all right time to pull out all the stops man i guess like in school it was called like big d was he a tall gentleman yeah very tall that makes sense no dang it oh oh dang he pissed is he mad now calm down smithy jeez your head looks like a geyser a geyser what what other types of heads are there that i could have don't get so worked up think of your blood pressure i'm here too yeah hi we just built this yesterday it was a city and we built it on rock and roll it's a foundation it's very weak so stop shaking the floor how utterly annoying damn what did he's like taking lip from his employees yeah huh what the hell in the heck what the tits again wow are we gonna fight while falling i don't know oh damn what the [ __ ] this place is scary was this undertale oh i'm burning seething never have i been so wronged it is time i will show you my real form accidental glom yeah you got so used to this form after seeing me for eight seconds i will show you my true power i will teach you respect and i shall have my revenge bracket bracket pounces on you bracket bracket wait why is he yelling no if he's the only one talking oh my god this is awful whoa that's robot for no come on you puny ants idiots why'd you bother to grow a beard that's so many much whoa my body and head are burning it's not possible i don't believe it i don't believe it back come on finished done for kaput over the hill shalom whoa no oh i did it yeah aaron all right man we made it happen [ __ ] killed it yeah [ __ ] death for you oh come on mario grab the star only an [ __ ] wouldn't be able to grab the star in front of all his friends yeah what if gino's like evil and he's just like just messing with you do it get the star do it send the last one way up high come on please do it way up high into the sky [Music] twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle you must grab it [Music] i must have the power i mean you must have the grab it as if it were the wooden anus of a friend i mean that was a slow deliberate toss from mario what are you a sports announcer yes i just slow down yeah we fi oh god that's so satisfying to see all the star pieces there wow look at that yup yup bootyful thank you everyone god bless us everyone the star road is back to normal and i [ __ ] myself oh were you going for the hug well sorry i have an emotional barrier of stars now these stars will protect me from you i'm the true evil that would suck that's what it feels like right now very disappointed no gino's rad there's no way people would love them the way they do if uh i don't know man people love villains i guess maybe it's a good method weenie [Laughter] oh man i bet if i was a kid playing this i would have cried at this moment oh it goes back to being a puppet oh man oh no my friend oh there goes yay i don't care okay me again all right i guess i guess we'll just keep doing this oh man is that geno yeah it's like his alien soul or whatever oh man making me emotional right at the end here colors yeah it's pretty it's roygbiv the seven colors of the rainbow roy biv i know it's beautiful red orange yellow green blue indigo and voldemort did you expect me did you oh thanos snap oh damn xor was smithy's sword i guess yes i thought you killed xor you did why did he have to get faded away then corpse was it's just still theirs i don't know it's like a cleanup job oh it's all patched up look at the happy moon i feel like i'm playing uh kirby's mini golf boy they just wanted to wrap this [ __ ] up didn't they oh no no okay here we go yeah i thought it was just gonna like roll credits at the stars like oh great oh yeah yeah man oh that's the last time we see geno and mouse i'm a prince bring them into smash brothers please gino already is in smash kind of is he he's a costume awesome me fighters i'll take it people are upset about it oh you might be surprised to find out that the internet got something like what it wanted and look at this did not appreciate it bowser is a man of the people he's actually down there it's hammering the boards with all his little boys it's telling you where every star is across the land oh johnny jones oh what a cool sport for my boy jj j squared what's up purple right in the gooch of the big star just drilling right in there oh oh yeah the yoshi's take these goods yeah you want the cookie oh yeah we're gonna have to go back there and try to win that stuff ah [ __ ] [ __ ] cookie yeah we couldn't figure that [ __ ] out it was tough and wasn't there like a song we had to do with euro division the pope supopovic what was his name todofsky greg popovich is the coach of the san antonio okay there he is [Music] i'm good i'm always out here don't mind me what was this one monsterville monstroville might be yup that's exactly right oh they're getting married i don't oh he can't what is this pirates of the caribbean dude honestly like just marry her you're not gonna do much better oh damn he looks like a corpse tell that to his tumblr fan club oh yeah thank you yes two [Laughter] mario can i be in this game oh you sure you can be yeah over the credits very far from the camera yeah can i be really close up no no no i absolutely loved it wow i like these little sprites they're cute they're adorable they actually look like sprites instead of being like weird 3d renders and we like this was a big gap in my uh video game knowledge i'd always heard of mario rpg but had never seen really or played it damn dude he jumped down and hit those [ __ ] cymbals i'm sure there's a lot of like messing around you can do um like a little extra things yeah yeah that but uh we'll have to save that for another day i can say that i have played son uh sonic mario rpg yeah i didn't but i watched someone play it yeah oh i mean i feel like i played a ton of the games that you were at the controls for right so it's it's a it's a two-person experience sure is look at those french fry moles excuse me they have french fries for hands i missed it i should have looked they're they're bringing the whole castle to the float yeah i love it keep working on it it's like the very definition of something that would not float oh [ __ ] i gotta take a dump man what a what an awesome um this is a great credit sequence yeah what what an awesome world they've built and like not just in this game but mario as a whole like these characters it's just it's like its own universe apparently you can't anymore what do you mean apparently nintendo has just gotten like super duper duper strict about like the mario franchise like you can't add anything yeah you just like can't invent anything more you just have to use bowser peach [Music] like none of these characters ever came back yeah i suppose you're right like i'd never heard of smithy mallow or uh gino but i wish they'd bring them back because they were pretty great i like mallow not gonna lie yeah mal and gino are phenomenal channel is my boy yeah for me it's me there are some sugar well that's right neighborly on you coming for you my bugs where's those bugs from just throwing bugs in there for some reason is there a character that control bugs boy that is not physically possible i don't know how he's doing that well are you a shy guy maybe they have some sort of anatomical wadas some noriko wadas in there sacks oh man chad woolsey yeah one of these things is not like the others oh man i guess it's the last flow day smithy ryoko hiromi kazuhiro and ted we got hamada and haneda it's like one letter off man yeah one one literal letter off man and was that johnny john's well they didn't even fit it yeah just uh the sun went down oh no it's nighttime it's the electric lights parade oh maury is that your jewish shorthand name for mario oh morphy oh mari i guess that makes sense he was like the sprite artist at the time he's like missed your final fantasy now this is like at night when they're having the disneyland closing parade yeah it's the electoral ice cream yeah i love it what an awesome experience it even has a similar song going on it's like almost exactly the same yep oh the flowers so cute and so cool thank you thanks to uh thanks to all the fans who um who wanted us to play this tom mccue you especially man you were like please i was like all right i'll do it and then we freaking did it you too jim warnell thanks to you thanks shigeru telling us to play this game i've heard of you look they're so tiny see we finish games sometimes insane ian put it on the list god we've got our own universe of people in in grumps world too oh right you should put a parade for them yeah oh if i could afford one definitely oh goodbye oh yes just giant balloons of us heading down broad street and smashing into poles yeah ruining infrastructure all over the place creating havoc ah i love it when games end with fireworks it's kind of like the perfect way it just makes you feel good it's a very like old-school nes thing yeah like how can we show that it's done and good things have happened i think it's just a mario staple because of the first game like when you finish a level that plays fireworks oh yeah i believe some there was some zelda stuff that ended with fireworks too really zelda too is that possible oh look at that wow they had the technology back then to make those amazing incredible or they predicted that technology which is oh my god well they say like reality keeps takes after sci-fi is that you know because then people want it oh yeah it's just you see it in science finds fiction they're like oh i want that yeah and it's just sci-fi people have good ideas yeah are they gonna like patch up that star put a little neosporin on there oh the end steam yeah what a wonderful game yeah man thank you to the makers of mario rpg we did it you did it yeah you did it too aaron you helped for sure and uh that was that was a great experience we hope uh we hope you enjoyed it and we will see you tomorrow for something completely different wow goodbye everyone [Music]

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Length: 163min 53sec (9833 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 11 2021