Best of Katt Williams 😂 Best Clapback’s, Most Unforgettable Roasts, & More 🤘 Wild 'N Out

[Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] this fall on MTV if you go to a restaurant you'll need a child seat booster with your hair like that you're like a blinged out rooster [Applause] [Music] somebody told me that you could beat me but they tricked you your girl said my hair stay up longer than you do [Applause] you're a veteran in the NFL everybody respects you and everybody's afraid of you so you should have no problem with this question which famous athlete that we all know and love is doing steroids and I thank you [Applause] [Music] we have joy like Muslim - yeah is anyone from the nation with him now here long pinky oh well then yes I can't see his future in the near future you will go to a dentist you will ask specifically for turkey bacon they will give you real bacon you will love it and you will marry a white woman I am sorry come on dog you're supposed to be the pimp and print something you went Friday after next and I ain't seen you since [Applause] I'm sorry about this time yay now I will tell you something me without my permits an example but what you need to do is try to do a song without a sample [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm gonna call our two characters or scenario and teams are gonna try to eliminate each other by having a conversation only using questions your first scenario is two men waiting on paternity results while out I'm getting ready to sign my name on the birth certificate I wonder why you here don't you think that's the question you need to ask that all I wanted to know was why you ran afternoon when I was putting my drawers why was you chasing me I come when I got downstairs we had taking the car keys how was I supposed to know them was your car keys why'd you call the police why not [Applause] the bling that you wear that you say is the best is bigger than the your girlfriends chest now not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin but I let your bitch-ass team come and win you see the thing about it is you're not ready for him son use a white top so Jay Simpson yeah she's fine all right she gives you the best of both worlds fine-ass rich supermodel with Compton hair Nick Cannon and the class I'm just gonna be honest uh what had happened was white people write some big Jack's check it out you're pretty dope man but I think you're wack get the only pimp [Applause] yeah that was hilarious but here's the thing see the only dudes that wear pants from jail is either in jail or like nails you got this let's go let's go look check it check it cat listen up you against us this stuff is unfair ask your mama to hook up with me you know she said being cat Williams [Music] come on [ __ ] get off yes yes yes praises to the ancestors being Katt Williams [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] we run around my house in diamond-studded underwear I have a small Japanese woman who does my hair [Applause] Bing Katt Williams I used to be short now I feel tall all the I've ever liked I've slept with them all [Applause] this week on Georgie mo dollars the defendant there was an accomplice on the scene who got away then we have a statue Remy drawing what I'd like to submit to the court for today yes folks there he is the face of a monster walking round this street like a modern-day villain preying on women and Manson chespin's I want it found so justice can be served on this brick I want to see it's almost closed this is probably almost exactly like him with a few minor minor changes oh come on anybody sees this man is the white Chinese man okay he's probably [Music] okay okay you come at all that with yo when you rap on the mic you'll state no facts won't you be like your hair just relax [Music] okay now you had a joke but I got riches you just mad cuz my hair looked better than you [Applause] the air wars was on my heels like a pair of socks but they had the wrong fixture oh yes Elroy's those are the police and by socks yeah you mean they were right there on your heels dipping if you would but but they weren't aware the fact that you were a fixture fixed a fixture in the noun since as then not going any way you know I was really worried about going to jail but fortunately my homeboys hooked me up with the ass protector oh let me get that [Applause] get the big movie stars both successful of me but on that big big screen he still four foot three gonna hide your throne uh-huh I may not be tall but you can get on your knees parts wrap you in the face with my Bentley keys when my daughter really seems to like you pleasure to make her acquaintance yeah I gotta be honest with your daughter got some of the best all right so we were to go on a date and we were to go on that first date all right my name was shaquita and I said listen I like guys that make up rhymes with my name and like tell me like what they like about me in the poem just from what they see what would you do I want to hear the poem right now if it go bachelor number one go Swedish a queen and get your ass in the car oh hey yo Katt hey yo Katt I'm a white boy look at you fake bling I don't even want to start this is the only pin sponsored by Walmart [Applause] okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay [Applause] mom honey what you want to hear plant me me and you gigolo [Applause] [Applause] I don't take it to the mall I don't take that chopper no to the movies I never seen the one that puts the finance in my PMP [Applause] the milkman got up in the chair before and I had to do a little time I never had no white woman say the truth this my right here is mine [Applause] don't make some milk for the milkman everybody want to know where the Katt Williams go didi retire nah dog telling them truth you really got fired I won't let him go but I'll let you go that's a nasty rumor around the neighborhood you fired me because I was too damn good [Applause] Kelly don't know how lucky she is over there the back of Nikki hair smell like feet and pamphlets [Applause] well mr. big bad go well I think that name says it all my real name my name is Clarence they always land on me they blame me for the Three Little Pigs I'm a Muslim I don't even eat [Applause] please mr. wolf please tell us man if people always lying or you tell us why on the night in question you were found and Miss Riding Hood's grandmother's clothing [Music] very well Your Honor I would like to bring the scent of this whole matter our star witness miss little red riding-hood no whoa whoa whoa objection her middle name is writing witness is a slizz on all likelihood I know it's hard for you to come here to testify now please tell this jury did this wolf did he or did he not eat you [Applause] what's the most romantic thing you've ever done on a first date bachelor number one one time in a moment of weakness I actually showed up on time I did that one now now I know you thought you come here and beat it and that's a dream and we know you better than everybody on your team but I know you gonna beat us but how do you figure I'm white people is that what you was thinking it's not the same this ain't you Carrie you can't play our game this is Nick Cannon we in the hood and if you go back to the Quarian it'll be all good nah keep it dream now there's a little something that I'd like to share the only thing straight about you is your head no meaning to defend your sexuality because really you see you've been real cool to me you walking around with the player playing him but then we think play about you is you're a gangster limp and you see your net because man I just chuckle look at you damn what about that back buckle hell of a try now wait Brady I know you a star but I got no problem with this buckle then you got [Applause] [Music] if you guys want to see more Wilin out videos click right here and be sure to click that subscribe button so you don't miss any of the craziness we got going down hit that subscribe button right over her

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Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Fri May 29 2020